Revelations!

[Knox The Hatter]

It appears that, along with everything else, Khalid Sheik-Mohammed has also taken credit for the bombing of the embassy in Beirut, along with the attack on the Marine barracks, the slipping of poison tablets into the Kool-Aid at Jonestown, the Nicaraguan earthquake, the attempted sabotage of Apollo 13, My Lai, the New York City blackouts of 1965 and 1977, the crash of the plane carrying Manchester United, the Algerian War, and the assassination of Santino "Sonny" Corleone at the tollbooths on the Jones Beach Causeway.

Wow. What a guy.

[Goodieluver]

and the assassination of Santino "Sonny" Corleone at the tollbooths on the Jones Beach Causeway.

Wow. What a guy.

and he blamed it all on the tatagglias........tsk tsk

[NavelTickler75]

Hey what about mad cow disease, anthrax, ADHD, the first two prequel Star Wars movies, the Republican Revolution, the birth of Hilary Clinton, the fall of Adam and Eve, and every Ed Wood movie ever made?! He claimed responciblilities for these too you know!

[nowayjose]

You forgot to mention JFK and Abe Lincoln.

[Goodieluver]

He Built The Death Star?!!?!?!?

[DEV]

He Built The Death Star?!!?!?!?

Oh dear no, the British did that. That's why the Rebels were able to win with a flag (Eddie Izzard reference).

[Robace252]

I heard the he really created the internet.

And was responsible for soft core porn.

Rob

[Goodieluver]

Oh dear no, the British did that. That's why the Rebels were able to win with a flag (Eddie Izzard reference).


"...Look im lord vader..."

[Knox The Hatter]

I heard the he really created the internet.

And was responsible for soft core porn.

Rob

He also claims to be responsible for that gigantic breakfast sandwich they have at Burger King, the one that uses seventeen eggs, two pounds of cheese, a pound and a half of bacon, eleven Jimmy Dean sausage patties, and a dollop of Texas Pete sauce. He'll leave no stone unturned in his quest to perpetrate every form of terrorism...

[isabeau]

and he blamed it all on the tatagglias........tsk tsk

is that a reference to the Godfather??? if so, not bad..

[Dussicar]

It appears that, along with everything else, Khalid Sheik-Mohammed has also taken credit for the bombing of the embassy in Beirut, along with the attack on the Marine barracks, the slipping of poison tablets into the Kool-Aid at Jonestown, the Nicaraguan earthquake, the attempted sabotage of Apollo 13, My Lai, the New York City blackouts of 1965 and 1977, the crash of the plane carrying Manchester United, the Algerian War, and the assassination of Santino "Sonny" Corleone at the tollbooths on the Jones Beach Causeway.

Sonofabitch broke my windshield wiper too! :mad:

[Goodieluver]

he's the one who canceled star trek

[asutickler]

This just in: Khalid Sheik-Mohammed has now claimed responsibility for flicking boogers into the salad bar at his local Bonanza family restaurant. Mohammed was quoted as saying, "The chewy diggings of my nostrils have been sent to strike distress into the bellies of the infidel. Let them recoil in horror at their eating of my nose gold!!!"


Is NOTHING sacred anymore?! :jester: