The Dept Of Highways [Archive] - The Tickling Media Forum

steph

07-31-2007, 05:03 PM

>>A Minnesota Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm and
>>talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect
>>your farm for a possible new road."
>>
>>The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field."
>>
>>The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State of
>>Minnesota to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go
>>wherever I wish on farm land."
>>
>>So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud
>>screams and saw the Department of Highways employee running for the
>>fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was
>>madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the
>>employee at every step.
>>
>>The old farmer shouted after him, "Show him your card, smart ass!!"

kilitiinko1

08-01-2007, 04:43 AM

Ah,the power of paper....!!!! ;)

drew70

08-02-2007, 12:48 AM

Haha! Farmer vs government beaurocrat? I'll go with the farmer every time! :D

milagros317

08-02-2007, 10:09 AM

LMAO :p
Very good joke, Steph. :D

ticklingnemesis

08-02-2007, 02:29 PM

The bull must have saw red. LOL! :blaugh:

steph

08-03-2007, 05:20 PM

Thanks honeys! :cuddle:
XOXO

Illtcklu

08-05-2007, 05:21 PM

Here I sit upon the pooper;
about to give birth to a Missouri State Trooper.

bellystrokes

08-05-2007, 05:34 PM

>>A Minnesota Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm and
>>talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect
>>your farm for a possible new road."
>>
>>The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field."
>>
>>The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State of
>>Minnesota to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go
>>wherever I wish on farm land."
>>
>>So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud
>>screams and saw the Department of Highways employee running for the
>>fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was
>>madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the
>>employee at every step.
>>
>>The old farmer shouted after him, "Show him your card, smart ass!!"

Just read it, goddess and that is probably one of the funniest jokes ever.

lovethemaster22

08-07-2007, 11:14 PM

Thanks Steph, I love gov't jokes.

steph

08-07-2007, 11:15 PM

I know, huh! :jester:
XOXO

Just read it, goddess and that is probably one of the funniest jokes ever.