Miss Moneypenny's Vacation
Part One
Actors: Moneypenny, Lois Maxwell
"M", Bernard Lee
James Bond, Sir Sean Connery
Circa 1970
The intercom buzzed on Monepennys' desk. She answered; "Yes Sir?" M said, "Please come in Miss Moneypenny and bring your notepad." Miss Jane Moneypenny grabbed the things she needed off her desk and headed into "M"s office.
"M" said. "Do sit down Moneypenny and prepare to take a letter." She sat down and as she got herself ready, "M" began to dictate his letter. As she took the dictation she nonchalantly let her right high heel dangle from her foot exposing a stocking clad arch. She continued writing down what "M" had to say. When he was through she started to leave , when "M" stopped her and said, "Aren't you due for some vacation time?" Moneypenny replied, "Yes I am sir." He asked when and she told him she was due to leave for Istanbul, Turkey the next day. He said, "Well then, have a nice two weeks off; After your last ordeal down at the docks you surely deserve it. She said, "Thank you sir. I'll get this correspondance off right away." And with that she got up and walked out.
The rest of that day was quiet. Bond was in the U. S working on a case with the C.I.A.
Soon Big Ben chimed 5 p.m. and She prepared to leave, she got her coat and umbrella and headed for the door.
The next morning she was on a B.O.A.C. flight to Istanbul. Then it was a cab ride to her hotel. After she unpacked she was reading the tour brosures when she heard a knock at the door. She got up to answer it. When she opened it she saw two of the stewardesses that were on her flight. They asked if they could come in and she let them.
The taller of the two said, "I am Charlotte and this is Jenny. We know your English and we don't know anyone here that speaks our language and we were wondering if you would like to go with us on a tour tomorrow?" Jane Moneypenny was quick to agree and they set a time to meet and go on the tour.
The next morning the three women met in the lobby of the hotel and waited for others to go on the tour. Soon there was a pretty good group of them, roughly 15, and they got on the tour bus and headed off.
Unknown to Moneypenny was the fact that one of MI6's oldest enemies, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, had spotted her and the two other women and was making plans to kidnap all three of them and hold them for high ransom. As he figured it, S.P.E.C.T.R.E. was due some payback for losing two of their operatives, Dr. No, and Count Lippy to Mi6 and specifically, James Bond.
Blofeld's three men followed the tour from a distance all day and waited for the opportunity to strike. They had to come up with some type of diversion so no one would know when they would grab the three women. Then they got the idea to use poison gas and detour the group.
As the group toured one of the many Mosques in Istanbul an alarm sounded! Just as the tour guide was getting everybody out of the building, the three men struck! They grabbed the women and covered their faces with a mask of Ether. It wasn't long before MoneyPenny and her two new friends were hustled out of the building into a waiting car and whisked away to Blofelds hideaway.
Soon after they were brought out of the car and layed on the floor, Blofeld said, "Take them down to the dungeon, remove thier shoes, put their feet in the stocks, and call me. I will be waiting." With that the men hustled the women down to the dungeon, and did as they were told.
Then they notified Blofeld and he made his appearance. "Wake them up!" The men responded by throwing a cup of water in each of the sleeping women's faces. Each of them shook their heads and began to come around. When they realized their predicament they each began to struggle to get free.
Blofeld quickly said, "Ladies save your strength because your all going to need it!"
With that the three women sat quietly and listened. Blofeld continued, "We know who each of you are. We have captured you for the purpose of extortion from the British government. He walked over to the first woman and said, "You name is Charlotte Hemsley and you have worked at B.O.A,C. for 15 years. He next walked past moneypenny to Jenny. "Your name is Jenny Howell, you have just started woking for B.O.A.C. and you are from America." That made thing a little more difficult but not much." Finally he stopped in front of moneypenny, who was seated in the middle. "Well Miss Moneypenny, How are things at Mi6?" Moneypenny did not reply. Blofeld continued, "For you other ladies information, Miss Moneypenny here is the secretary to Her Majesties Secret Service. We had to take you two, but all we really wanted was her." "But don't be afraid, no harm will come to you."
Blofeld then went on, "Ladies please note that you are sitting in the middle of a underground lake on a small man made concrete island. And when I leave, even if you manage to get free there is still no escape." The women looked around and saw that he was right.. Blofeld said, "Let us be going men, Oh yes by the way ladies, you are all ticklish, right?"
All three of the women looked at each other with fear in their eyes.
Blofeld and his henchmen walked across a bridge to a computer console. He sat down behind it and typed in a command for the bridge to retract; which it did in short order. He next typed in a time of 5 minutes. Then he typed in a series of commands and sat back to watch. In front of the women mechanical hands appeared and grasped their toes and bent them back. Next, brushes appeard from out of the floor and approached their helpless feet. The three women all screamed and fought as the brushes began to gently tickle their stocking feet.
As the action started Blofeld typed in another command and a camera began to record the action.
Moneypenny, Charlotte, and Jenny all started to laugh and their laughter rang off the walls. It didn't take long for their laughter to get harder. It was hard to tell which of them was the most ticklish.
Charlotte howled, "HA HA HA HA HAAAA, EEEEEEEEEEEYYAAAAAA, HAHAHAHA"
Jenny's eyes widened in horror as the brushes approached her toes. "NOOOOOOO,
HOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHA"
Moneypenny already had her eyes shut tightly and was laughing with abandon. As she laughed she tried to free her hands, but that was a waist of time as unbeknownst to her she had three sets of handcuffs around her wrists, as did the other two women The tears flowed down her cheeks as she roared with laughter, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
The women laughed on through their five minutes of foot tickling. They all three were winded as the mechanical hands releasde their toes and the brushes backed off. As their chests heaved and they tried to get their wind back. Blofeld said, "Send that tape boys, and we'll see what kind of response we get." In the meantime, I will keep the ladies entertained!"
The two men left the dungeon. Blofeld typed in another time setting. This time it was set for 15 minutes of nonstop tickling. As the process started again all of the women began to laugh again. Blofeld knew they would all faint before the time ran out. He sat back and enjoyed the show. All three women managed to laugh their way through about 7 minutes more of hard laughter then one by one they passed out. Blofeld typed in the command for the bridge. It slid across to the island. He walked over and threw water in their faces. then returned to the computer console. The bridge retracted, and the foot tickling started again.
This process repeated itself for the next 8 hours. The women were slowly going insane from the tickle torture they were being forced to endure. By the time that Blofeld finally got a reply from Mi6, the women had all gotten to a point of silent laughter. Their ribs ached from all the laughing they were doing. Their jaw muscles ached from the constant position of their mouths being open, and as they continued to laugh, the also began to mix in some crying. Finally, all three of the women passed out one last time. Blofeld was just getting ready to wake them up for another round when one of his henchmen brought him the official reply from the British government. They refused to deal with him. He was not surprised, and thought, "Well my friends you just made it twice as hard on these ladies.
End of Part
One
Part One
Actors: Moneypenny, Lois Maxwell
"M", Bernard Lee
James Bond, Sir Sean Connery
Circa 1970
The intercom buzzed on Monepennys' desk. She answered; "Yes Sir?" M said, "Please come in Miss Moneypenny and bring your notepad." Miss Jane Moneypenny grabbed the things she needed off her desk and headed into "M"s office.
"M" said. "Do sit down Moneypenny and prepare to take a letter." She sat down and as she got herself ready, "M" began to dictate his letter. As she took the dictation she nonchalantly let her right high heel dangle from her foot exposing a stocking clad arch. She continued writing down what "M" had to say. When he was through she started to leave , when "M" stopped her and said, "Aren't you due for some vacation time?" Moneypenny replied, "Yes I am sir." He asked when and she told him she was due to leave for Istanbul, Turkey the next day. He said, "Well then, have a nice two weeks off; After your last ordeal down at the docks you surely deserve it. She said, "Thank you sir. I'll get this correspondance off right away." And with that she got up and walked out.
The rest of that day was quiet. Bond was in the U. S working on a case with the C.I.A.
Soon Big Ben chimed 5 p.m. and She prepared to leave, she got her coat and umbrella and headed for the door.
The next morning she was on a B.O.A.C. flight to Istanbul. Then it was a cab ride to her hotel. After she unpacked she was reading the tour brosures when she heard a knock at the door. She got up to answer it. When she opened it she saw two of the stewardesses that were on her flight. They asked if they could come in and she let them.
The taller of the two said, "I am Charlotte and this is Jenny. We know your English and we don't know anyone here that speaks our language and we were wondering if you would like to go with us on a tour tomorrow?" Jane Moneypenny was quick to agree and they set a time to meet and go on the tour.
The next morning the three women met in the lobby of the hotel and waited for others to go on the tour. Soon there was a pretty good group of them, roughly 15, and they got on the tour bus and headed off.
Unknown to Moneypenny was the fact that one of MI6's oldest enemies, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, had spotted her and the two other women and was making plans to kidnap all three of them and hold them for high ransom. As he figured it, S.P.E.C.T.R.E. was due some payback for losing two of their operatives, Dr. No, and Count Lippy to Mi6 and specifically, James Bond.
Blofeld's three men followed the tour from a distance all day and waited for the opportunity to strike. They had to come up with some type of diversion so no one would know when they would grab the three women. Then they got the idea to use poison gas and detour the group.
As the group toured one of the many Mosques in Istanbul an alarm sounded! Just as the tour guide was getting everybody out of the building, the three men struck! They grabbed the women and covered their faces with a mask of Ether. It wasn't long before MoneyPenny and her two new friends were hustled out of the building into a waiting car and whisked away to Blofelds hideaway.
Soon after they were brought out of the car and layed on the floor, Blofeld said, "Take them down to the dungeon, remove thier shoes, put their feet in the stocks, and call me. I will be waiting." With that the men hustled the women down to the dungeon, and did as they were told.
Then they notified Blofeld and he made his appearance. "Wake them up!" The men responded by throwing a cup of water in each of the sleeping women's faces. Each of them shook their heads and began to come around. When they realized their predicament they each began to struggle to get free.
Blofeld quickly said, "Ladies save your strength because your all going to need it!"
With that the three women sat quietly and listened. Blofeld continued, "We know who each of you are. We have captured you for the purpose of extortion from the British government. He walked over to the first woman and said, "You name is Charlotte Hemsley and you have worked at B.O.A,C. for 15 years. He next walked past moneypenny to Jenny. "Your name is Jenny Howell, you have just started woking for B.O.A.C. and you are from America." That made thing a little more difficult but not much." Finally he stopped in front of moneypenny, who was seated in the middle. "Well Miss Moneypenny, How are things at Mi6?" Moneypenny did not reply. Blofeld continued, "For you other ladies information, Miss Moneypenny here is the secretary to Her Majesties Secret Service. We had to take you two, but all we really wanted was her." "But don't be afraid, no harm will come to you."
Blofeld then went on, "Ladies please note that you are sitting in the middle of a underground lake on a small man made concrete island. And when I leave, even if you manage to get free there is still no escape." The women looked around and saw that he was right.. Blofeld said, "Let us be going men, Oh yes by the way ladies, you are all ticklish, right?"
All three of the women looked at each other with fear in their eyes.
Blofeld and his henchmen walked across a bridge to a computer console. He sat down behind it and typed in a command for the bridge to retract; which it did in short order. He next typed in a time of 5 minutes. Then he typed in a series of commands and sat back to watch. In front of the women mechanical hands appeared and grasped their toes and bent them back. Next, brushes appeard from out of the floor and approached their helpless feet. The three women all screamed and fought as the brushes began to gently tickle their stocking feet.
As the action started Blofeld typed in another command and a camera began to record the action.
Moneypenny, Charlotte, and Jenny all started to laugh and their laughter rang off the walls. It didn't take long for their laughter to get harder. It was hard to tell which of them was the most ticklish.
Charlotte howled, "HA HA HA HA HAAAA, EEEEEEEEEEEYYAAAAAA, HAHAHAHA"
Jenny's eyes widened in horror as the brushes approached her toes. "NOOOOOOO,
HOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHA"
Moneypenny already had her eyes shut tightly and was laughing with abandon. As she laughed she tried to free her hands, but that was a waist of time as unbeknownst to her she had three sets of handcuffs around her wrists, as did the other two women The tears flowed down her cheeks as she roared with laughter, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
The women laughed on through their five minutes of foot tickling. They all three were winded as the mechanical hands releasde their toes and the brushes backed off. As their chests heaved and they tried to get their wind back. Blofeld said, "Send that tape boys, and we'll see what kind of response we get." In the meantime, I will keep the ladies entertained!"
The two men left the dungeon. Blofeld typed in another time setting. This time it was set for 15 minutes of nonstop tickling. As the process started again all of the women began to laugh again. Blofeld knew they would all faint before the time ran out. He sat back and enjoyed the show. All three women managed to laugh their way through about 7 minutes more of hard laughter then one by one they passed out. Blofeld typed in the command for the bridge. It slid across to the island. He walked over and threw water in their faces. then returned to the computer console. The bridge retracted, and the foot tickling started again.
This process repeated itself for the next 8 hours. The women were slowly going insane from the tickle torture they were being forced to endure. By the time that Blofeld finally got a reply from Mi6, the women had all gotten to a point of silent laughter. Their ribs ached from all the laughing they were doing. Their jaw muscles ached from the constant position of their mouths being open, and as they continued to laugh, the also began to mix in some crying. Finally, all three of the women passed out one last time. Blofeld was just getting ready to wake them up for another round when one of his henchmen brought him the official reply from the British government. They refused to deal with him. He was not surprised, and thought, "Well my friends you just made it twice as hard on these ladies.
End of Part
One
