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MIDDLE AGED WOMAN TICKLES EXHAUSTED RUNNERS
Associated Press: Dalton, Georgia
Police are on the look out for a middle-aged masked woman who has reportedly been using an unusual method to rob people by force. Roger Short, age 19, was jogging on a remote trail in Sudlow Park Friday when a large woman leaped out of the bushes and tackled him to the ground.
"I've been training hard for the cross country team," Roger said. "I'd just finished mile six and was too exhausted to get her off me. She just kept tickling me until I agree to give her my wallet."
Mr. Short is the woman's third victim in two weeks. She's described as blonde, about 6 foot 3 inches tall, 180-200 pounds, and has large breasts and a big backside. All three men report that she's middle-aged and wears a black body leotard and a white wrestling mask. Dr. Don Lee was out jogging Tuesday when he was attacked.
"It was like she was a trained wrestler. She knew exactly what she was doing, and I was too tired from running to put up much of a fight. After she tied me to the tree she could have just taken my wallet, but she tickled me anyway, almost as if she got a thrill from it."
Another jogger found Dr. Lee tied to the tree two hours later.
A third victim preferred not to be indentified. He said the experience made him feel undignified.
"She wouldn't stop tickling me until I admitted I was ticklish and relinquished my wallet. It was terrible, she even made me act like a baby. How humiliating."
Police Captain Tom Bradford vowed to catch the culprit.
"There's nothing funny about robbery by force," he said. "Whoever this lady is, she's facing some serious jail time."
Associated Press: Dalton, Georgia
Police are on the look out for a middle-aged masked woman who has reportedly been using an unusual method to rob people by force. Roger Short, age 19, was jogging on a remote trail in Sudlow Park Friday when a large woman leaped out of the bushes and tackled him to the ground.
"I've been training hard for the cross country team," Roger said. "I'd just finished mile six and was too exhausted to get her off me. She just kept tickling me until I agree to give her my wallet."
Mr. Short is the woman's third victim in two weeks. She's described as blonde, about 6 foot 3 inches tall, 180-200 pounds, and has large breasts and a big backside. All three men report that she's middle-aged and wears a black body leotard and a white wrestling mask. Dr. Don Lee was out jogging Tuesday when he was attacked.
"It was like she was a trained wrestler. She knew exactly what she was doing, and I was too tired from running to put up much of a fight. After she tied me to the tree she could have just taken my wallet, but she tickled me anyway, almost as if she got a thrill from it."
Another jogger found Dr. Lee tied to the tree two hours later.
A third victim preferred not to be indentified. He said the experience made him feel undignified.
"She wouldn't stop tickling me until I admitted I was ticklish and relinquished my wallet. It was terrible, she even made me act like a baby. How humiliating."
Police Captain Tom Bradford vowed to catch the culprit.
"There's nothing funny about robbery by force," he said. "Whoever this lady is, she's facing some serious jail time."
