Worst Video?

NYCity · Apr 19, 2002

What is the worst video you have?

Now I'm sure we can all answer this question without disrepecting any of the producers, can't we? All we have to do is to provide legitimate reasons why we don't like it, as opposed to, "It sucks!"

For me, it would be Captured Cop. For one think, I didn't think the model was ticklish, and also, the camera angles did not give the viewer a chance to see the ticklee's face. It was far across the room and didn't give an opportunity to see the details of what was happening, or the ticklee's reaction or lack thereof.

I don't remember who produced it. If they're reading this, no disprepect, just an honest opinion.

tk86 · Apr 20, 2002

The worst I actually own are a few FM Concepts opuses, the ones where there isn't a decent vignette on the whole tape! I'd have to go back and check the exact #s. We all know about their legendary inconsistency, and when they're bad they're horrible! I've rented dozens of dogs that I fortunately didn't purchase, most of which are from the early producers such as Cal Star, Prestige, and Sinclair Blue. Trying to find a good video from that crowd was like trying to find a politician with scruples.

WallStreet · Apr 20, 2002

Unless you have seen "Bound to Tickle" with Kahuna Wong you can not even begin to discuss the worst vid of all time.

Raul · Apr 20, 2002

Have to agree with you Wallstreet. The Kahuna Wong series has to be the worst collection of tickle videos of all time.

Raul

daryl · Apr 20, 2002

Good calls from the old Prestige days.

I seem to remember an old video called Tickle Time or some such. The plot dealt with 2 women playing cards. One kept tickling the other and getting her to go get her things so she could cheat. It was beyond bad in terms of the ticklee just not being ticklish and providing not so subtle hand signals to get the tickler to move spots.

Daryl

tk86 · Apr 20, 2002

Tickle Time

You're right, daryl, that was horrible. It was by Tao Productions, I believe, though I'm pretty sure Prestige also did a "Tickle Time," and I'm totally certain that sucked too! I've never seen anything worse than the video you mention, though I have seen plenty of others just as bad.

And why did you have to mention Kahuna Wong, Wallstreet? I was having a decent Saturday until you brought that guy up

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ticklevids · Apr 21, 2002

Funny isn't it that TAO productions could make such a bad tape (and boy do i agree that was bad!) and that very same company a few years earlier in 1981! made what I consider to be the best and real tickling product ever, "tickled pink".

a FILM not a video... no sound... merciless tickle torture on a horribly ticklish woman and dished out by a sadistic female tickler... man if there was sound, it would have been the best ever....

Also funny... that was the FIRST tickling film i ever saw ... and it's been downhill in quality ever since. Isn't that ironic!

tk86 · Apr 21, 2002

Ah yes, the immortal "Tickled Pink!" "No phony fake acting in this one," Tao bragged at the time, and they weren't kidding! Dare I admit that I used to own this on 8mm film (I'll bet you did too, Ticklevids)!

This also may have been the first "nonconsentual" vid. It was advertised as such, as the legendary victim "Maria" supposedly didn't know this was going to be a tickling video when she was tied up. This was probably just hype, just like the controversial "nonconsentual" videos today. The debate's been going on for over 20 years!

"Tickled Pink" was later available on video as part of a compilation tape of Tao tickling material. I wouldn't be surprised if it's still being sold somewhere.

It's true that Tao's tickling stuff was horrible after that, with the exception of the scenes they did with the ultra-ticklish Satina (Saki St. Jermaine) in the films "Black Mail" and "Tickling Two Timers." Just to let you know how clueless Tao was about tickling, in "Black Mail" they used Julia Parton as a tickler....but NOT a ticklee!!

ticklevids · Apr 21, 2002

>>Dare I admit that I used to own this on 8mm film (I'll bet you did too, Ticklevids)! <<

Yes I did!!! and i still keep it on 8mm... i guess for nostalgia.

T>>his also may have been the first "nonconsentual" vid. It was advertised as such, as the legendary victim "Maria" supposedly didn't know this was going to be a tickling video when she was tied up. This was probably just hype,<<

no i don't think so. I think she was horrified by it. You could tell she was even asking the camera crew for help.

>>"Tickled Pink" was later available on video as part of a compilation tape of Tao tickling material. I wouldn't be surprised if it's still being sold somewhere. <<

it is... with horrible tickling videos made by them... for 74 dollars!

Shem the Penman · Apr 22, 2002

I used to own a bondage and tickling video called "Ticklish Situation," from a small bondage-video company. The ticklee was pretty cute and seemed adequately, if not exceptionally, ticklish -- but what made it bad was that in an apparent effort to cut costs, the cameraman and the tickler were the same guy. And he clearly wasn't capable of aiming the camera and tickling the woman at the same time. So the video consisted mostly of a bunch of out-of-focus shots of carpet and bedspread, interspersed by shots of the tied-up ticklee while he fumbled around trying to find her feet. I think there were about 30 seconds of actual visible tickling on the entire one-hour tape....

Oddjob0226 · May 2, 2002

I remember "Tickled Pink"! I got the compilation video... then accidently recorded over it! I need to track it down again. wow, that was a good one, actually. I remember when the tickling just starts, and the tied-up ticklee is getting it and realizes what she's in for... she looks at the camera wide eyed, bemused and a little worried and seems to mouth "THIS is what is going to happen?" Yeah, she didn't seem to be expecting it.... what a film.

"Black Mail" wasn't too horrible, except that Julia Parton was indeed only a tickler, not a ticklee. And it went so slow...... Conversely, Julia Parton getting tickled in her Dianne Peerless video was so boring... she was tickled for real, but nothing changed for 30 minutes, just some feather tickling, a guy repeating "Confess, confess you're a spy" and Julia laughing and saying "no I'm not". So ticklish, yet so dull.

Tao's "Tickle Time"..... Horrible! Just a video of one woman squeezing another woman's knees - oh, I'm hot now!

But THE worst ever I've seen was one of those Nu-Vue or Bon-Vue type videos, shot in a bedroom with red satin sheets on the bed.... "Silk Stocking Tickler". It was bad! A woman has her stocking foot tickled with a piece of yarn. Worse, near the beginning the tickler is running a paint brush in the victims underarm and she yells out "It really tickles!"

The tickler: "It really tickles?"

"Yes! Yes, it really tickles!"

You then see the tickler repeating the up and down stroking motion across the bound woman's underarm.... but no physical contact is being made! The WORSE of all fakes! Even people who fake their reactions are at least being touched... there is some sensuality there.... maybe they feel the tickling but are able to control it (but it's still slightly there, being felt..) This was a tickling video with NO physical contact! That Cal-Star Frankentickle video was almost as bad, when the Dr. Tickles a Barbie doll and the experimental ticklee hooked up to the doll laughs... she isn't really being touched! Fake!!

There's another video, an early one by Anton Productions, where the reactions are weak at best, faked at the worst. And the sound keeps going out becuase the camera man keeps turning it off to give directions. At one point one "actress" even argues with the director on camera!

Camera man/director: "It sounds like she's in pain.."

Tickler/Actress: "No it don't!"

I'm the one in pain.....

areenactor · May 2, 2002

worst tickle video

fo me there is a tie; everything from sinclaire blue.
the people were ugly, poor ticklers, not ticklish (enough), poor camera work, bad story lines, bad dialogue, etc.
i bought them all at one time,they almost killed my tickle fetish!
steve

NYCity · May 3, 2002

"Almost" doesn't count, Steve, glad you're still with us.

Bagelfather · May 4, 2002

Tickle Time

Back when I was first discovering tickle videos I got this at a store that was selling its stock. Bad does not even begin to describe it. No real tickling at all and it was so short that it was a joke.

daryl said:
Good calls from the old Prestige days.

I seem to remember an old video called Tickle Time or some such. The plot dealt with 2 women playing cards. One kept tickling the other and getting her to go get her things so she could cheat.
Daryl

My vote for worst was a California Star one (it was 24 or 25) where Aliens abducted some women for tickling experiments, what a waste of footage for most of the scenes. It was like an Ed Wood Tickling video, except less entertaining!

kurchatovium · May 4, 2002

Your right Bagelfather that was about the worse Cal Star video made I think. I think Prestige or Tao though beats them out with some of their titles. Certainly those two are in competition for worse tickling video company ever.

daryl · Sep 21, 2003

I just something off e-bay that would qualify as worse than anything mentioned so far. It was a women's world of wrestling tape with Candi and Rose. Supposedly each fall had to end with a "tickle passout."

Neither person was attractive, nor ticklish, nor even took the time and trouble to fake being ticklish. No sounds or anything or much movement from the ticklee, even at the nend when one "passed out".

If you see it on e-bay, avoid.

Oddjob0226 · Sep 21, 2003

Semi-off topic, but Saki St. Germaine will be making an appearance as a stripper/dancer at the Stevi's Secrets club in Arizona soon.

tk86 · Sep 22, 2003

Thanks for the info, though if Saki were to work at Lady Laura's for awhile like Darla Crane, Star Chandler, or even Tori Sinclair did, well, then you'd be talkin'!

the_Baron · Sep 22, 2003

well, i've seen enough bad movies to make a collection from them alone. i tend to forget the names of the really bad ones. one thing stands out - a lot of them were from deacon blue, and also from London (something or another).

LordSebastian · Oct 11, 2003

I just wanted to vote for Tickle Time from Tao as the worst ever. A close second is a compliation video from Woman World Wrestling where they collected the finishes of all of their tickle pass out wrestling videos into 2 two-hour videos for 44.99 each. I think that this maybe the worst value in the history of the porn industry because there are a few good scenes on that tape but they are buried, really buried. I also want to vent about that superhero video the laughing gas people did a few years ago. I think they hired Stevie Secerts to produced a custom made ticle video based on a popular internet story at the time. Nice idea but horrible execution. Its makes feet paridise superhero tickling vid look like an Citizen Kane.

Neutron · Oct 11, 2003

Mistress Jaquelines Ticklish Slave..

The WORST ever!

Tron

areenactor · Oct 12, 2003

Re: Mistress Jaquelines Ticklish Slave..

Neutron said:
The WORST ever!

Tron

i agree this was a pit of a video, but was it worst than all of the sinclar blue tickle videos?

steve

MikeMike · Oct 12, 2003

I recall seeing a movie with Desi DeAngelo on VHS that was awful. Something to do with tickling in prison or something.

The strangest thing was that the entire soundtrack was covered over by music. So you couldn't even hear the fake laughing. They stroked each other with ostrich plumes that barely grazed each other. Was scary bad.

natural tickler · Oct 18, 2003

you forgot some...

anything from Solefully Yours. Ok looking models, but some of the fakest laughing people you ever want to see. Lorelle is one of the non-ticklish people you ever want to meet. She should get an Academy Award for the fake laughing category

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