Myriads Challenges you! Week #2 Themed Member pictures!

[Myriads]

The Tzar was pleased by the first week of images. Many folks giving toasts to the forum!

We were treated to Biscuit's backside, Crystal's feet, and Tortuga humping a leg. Truly a gallery of... special things. The old thread is now living in the theme picture archive that hides in the Member Picture forum.

So On to week #2.

The rules are the same. You Must post an image that is on theme for this week. If you wish to comment or have a discussion with someone in the thread you MUST include a new on theme image with each post you make.

All non-theme posts will be deleted, and make the Tzar cranky. I do not forget those who break the rules in my threads! Do it often enough, and the special "I don't follow the rules" signature may appear on all your posts. And it will not be removable by thee!

Photoshopped images are allowed, but you must include your entire real self in the image. You cannot paste you head on another person. In short you must be all you in the pictures. The Tzar does like origional Art, and will accept it as a self portrait for the artistically minded.

Enough blah-blah-blah!

The theme for this week is: Shorts

To have your post stay in the thread we must be able to see that you are wearing shorts. How you choose to display this, and what sort of shorts the Tzar leaves in your hands.

Now amuse me!

Myriads

[CrystalLight]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i42/8ax/jojo.jpg

Shorts and Bewbage. Double Whammy. Wheeeeeeee

[dman68]

Me hungover at Mandalay Bay.

[Gothika]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f299/blackhell666666/SANY0034.jpg

[Artoo]

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s316/Roobux/djshorts.jpg

[Haribish!]

sexy boobage crystal!

goth HORNS!!!!

Artoo...your so cool with your DJ gear... :p

heres mine.. on my 21st birthday fancy dress party dessed as bill and ted with my brother

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/851/billandtededitup9.jpg

[TklDuo-Ann]

Another lighthouse?!....this time Portland Head.

[CrystalLight]

Thankies Hari...yer friend looks weird. ;) An you look yummy. *GRAWR*


http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i42/8ax/100_4077CH.jpg

[Cavum]

Get ready for the ugliest "princess" in the world! :idunno:

[Haribish!]

Cavum...dude, thats just not metal is it? sort it out!!! :p

wow, Crystals just useing any excuse to show off her feet these days :-p

my brother has smiley face disorder, dont make fun!!!

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5479/img2270xi5.jpg

[BrightEyes1082]

<a href="http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=33816256&albumID=1882344&imageID=34445916"><img src="http://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images01/31/5959d94b73bf4e6367104bc03a37d162/m.jpg" alt="Me" /></a>

[Haribish!]

What?? Not Metal?? :p
Imagen meeting a metaller with a princess crown and a magic wand with a star.
I would be scared shitless! :roflmao:

hm, interesting angle Cavum... s kinda like a twisted sissy metaller?

in other news, you just broke a rule and didnt post a picture with your reply!! myriads will NOT be pleased :p

Heres me in shorts , standing on my own hand, beat that suckas!! :p

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/8884/21062008424mc6.jpg

[Arstine]

My pasty white legs will never see the light of day....or a camera flash. So this is the best we're gonna get.


http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Arstine/FILE0071.jpg

[RobAce]

I have noticed that not all have been doing enough to please our Tzar.
Therefore I went and purchased a web-cam just so I could take a picture for this thread....
However, since I am but a poor blue-eyed mexican, after purchasing the web-cam I did not have enough money to buy any shorts :scared:
I did however have some newspaper lying around and I will not neglect the need of the Tzar and all of those needing to see shorts so I give you....
MY SHORTS!
http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/4089/picture1yo8.jpg

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1726/picture2ca1.jpg

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/1525/picture3sl0.jpg

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/8689/picture4gz4.jpg

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/848/picture5wk4.jpg

Enjoy oh great one!

Rob

[Tortuga]

:eek::eek:of all themes this is the worst one....why? because i don't wear shorts! the only reason i even have shorts, is because this huge rhino in AZ made me buy em! ......butthead

[CrystalLight]

Thanks, Cloud.

lol

[Saeria]

It's a skort, dammit... i actually don't own a pair of shorts (which is likely very apparent by my poor ghost white legs). I know what you're thinking, what self respecting texan doesn't own a pair of shorts!
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/Saeria/meskort.jpg

[lilyisticklish]

Well... One piece of the outfit is shorts... does that count? lol

[Artoo]

Phwee...so many legs... *cold shower*

This one's for all you foot lovers... ;)
Me dressed as a pirate, failing to ride a toy horse.

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s316/Roobux/horse.jpg

[Tiger.Lily]

Crystal is teh sex.

I was gonna throw in the only picture I have with my feet in it, but it's a few years old and we can't have minor content. :p

So you're left with these.

By the way - do skirts count? Because I have a lot of those.

[Artoo]

So you're left with these.


Phwoar. Also, you're a poser. :rolleyes:

Here is another one of yours truly, being amazing, as per usual...

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s316/Roobux/unicycle.jpg

[EvilTickler82]

So the nickname "Artoo" comes from "artist", I guess?! :-D

[Haribish!]

good damn it euphoricstrokes, your to much :P

Artoo..... your a silly boi :D

Crystal..... whats with the eerge to show your feet off all of a sudden? :p

Enny, cute :)

Rob.. are your shorts a newspaper?


Ok this time folks.... im my own puppet :D

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/5792/21062008425fj6.jpg

[ChristyL]

One of me in shorts posing besides a friends bike, thank God it's finally summer and I'm able to wear shorts!!! Have a good one everybody! Christy

[Myriads]

To clarify for Euphoric.

I said shorts. Thus it must be shorts.

I'm sure the males will have fun someday when I say 'skirts'

Nice shots all. Keep it up. Only a few naughty non-image posters this time so far. They have been punsihed!

Myriads

[asutickler]

:eek::eek:of all themes this is the worst one....why? because i don't wear shorts! the only reason i even have shorts, is because this huge rhino in AZ made me buy em! ......butthead

All right, three things:


1. You look really hot in shorts, and therefore I am totally unapologetic for talking you into getting some. :D

2. Shorts are an essential garment in Arizona, given the climate.

3. I am NOT a butthead. :roflmao:


And now so that Myriads doesn't delete my post, I must present a photograph of a certain scruffy, disreputable-looking rhinoceros posing like Captain Morgan in shorts in his bathroom. Pardon the mess. :o


http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9964/shortsrhinoww8.jpg

[SirDigbyChickenCaesar]

Yay, I can participate in this theme. This photo shows me in my natural habitat... perched in a doorway.

[Gothika]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f299/blackhell666666/SANY0039.jpg

[falcon]

here's me in my sleepin' shorts.

[impaler]

:p :D

[wanderingpixie2112]

My contribution :D

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m94/wanderingpixie2112/zabriskie56-1.jpg

Taken at Zabriskie Point in Death Valley, California in April 2008.

Note: I've also lost a few pounds since this pic was taken ;)

[venray]

I had to post in this thread but it is ex trem ely RARE that I ever wear shorts...

So cover your eyes....

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/3170/rayboob1ux3.gif

[Haribish!]

I had to post in this thread but it is ex trem ely RARE that I ever wear shorts...

So cover your eyes....

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/3170/rayboob1ux3.gif
Dude, it looks like your about to be but open!

[General Zod]

Only assholes smoke

Shitiest cigar I've ever had :eek:

[Artoo]

I know this will get deleted, but why does it look like Venray has three legs?

That's not a leg...:wow:

:p

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s316/Roobux/uni.jpg