Mister Scruff

When Im am not being chess horsey I am 26 years old, from Liverpool which is in England and is where the real Paul McCartney is buried, but am living in Scotland because the weather is colder and the sheep more numerous. I had an account under the name Headsnap earlier but it got banned for various reasons (posting Sportacus porn) so now I am Mister Scruff.

I like languages and can speak French to the same extent as most tourists having learned it for five years in school (yay school!), am currently teaching myself Russian having failed to teach myself enough Japanese to ask for directions, and I learned a lot of Madridista Spanish slang and swearwords from an old accquaintance who may or may not have been a pirate. When I am not languaging I like to do martial arts, muay thai being the out-and-out favourite although I enjoyed the taijutsu they teach at Bujinkan but I can't go there anymore because it is 400 miles away. I'm slightly less interested in boxing but the conditioning training is better there, and I have just taken up taekwondo, judo and karate, largely for the lulz. I also like to play rugby (union) when I remember to turn up for the sessions, and would play the soccer-ball if I could find two or more Scottish persons able to kick a fucking ball in a straight line.

Other interests include casual abuse of recreational substances, casual abuse of the financial system, casual abuse of passersby, flirting with nurses, militancy, communism, Devil's Advocate, body art, and image macros (see the above HURR HURR HORSEY for proof). My turn offs include mean people, bad people, and people who aren't nice.

That's me in a rather large and verbiose nutshell. I'm Mister Scruff, and I approve of this smiley:

EDIT: Oh yeah, the image in my sig is "Loki and Idun" by John Bauer, which is probably one of my favourite drawing-type things because Idun's hair is hawt and Loki looks like a mean bastard. Hail Loki, Every Day. That is all.

I thought you hailed Satan. You lied to me.

Euphoricy said:

I thought you hailed Satan. You lied to me.

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Of course I did. I wouldn't be a very good Satanist if I didn't lie, would I?

RUNOFFSTAGE said:

Muay thai sugoi desu!
Also, John Bauer is the pride of Sweden, his trolls are the best :]

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Svampsanna Schwamkopf! His trolls are quite good

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I actually saved that sig picture for future reference.
I love that style myself.

Loki looks like he's about to grab Idun's ass.

LD_Tickler said:

Loki looks like he's about to grab Idun's ass.

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lol, I always assumed he was trying to be all slick and smooth and stuff and she was just ignoring him... but now that you mention it.... :-o

He is Loki after all. Not to smart. Just good at killing people en mass in bloody horrific style.

Awesome use of profile spaceage.

Musicroxmysox09 said:

He is Loki after all. Not to smart. Just good at killing people en mass in bloody horrific style.

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Dunno what sagas you've been reading but in everything I've seen he's been pretty bright. That whole Baldr thing for instance, though that was more mean than anything xD

Very bright.
Loki's the patron god of mischief, not wanton murder.

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Then again, after spending eternity tied up in the center of Earth, being tortured by a dragon, maybe he would consider violence as a viable alternative to pranks...

Official Sonichu Update:

Below is attached a video of me on a shopping trip. I hope you enjoy the thrills and spills of the Co-op's frozen goods aisle.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=onrzgB_-0sM&NR=1

Ooooohhhh ....

So YOU'RE Headsnap. Suddenly everything seems to make a bit more sense.

Awesome profile.

Hai2u!

I'm a lover of languages, too. I really want to become fluent in Japanese and German...or maybe Finnish. lol Or some random obscure language that only 100 people speak. xD Like Klingon. Oh wait. D:

Well, so I dropped by... I had a great time with the silly chess before, hahaha. You're better off as Mr. Scruff than the other... So keep cool and formulate some other concepts.