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Excess
02-03-2009, 02:07 AM
This story is the most utterly detailed thing that anyone has ever written here ever.


Once upon a time, a long long time ago, in a city far far away, on a Tuesday, there was an incredibly handsome, incredibly awesome man, and a beautiful ticklish woman. And the man DESTROYED HER!!!with tickling... THE END!

Skipadeedoodah
02-03-2009, 02:15 AM
Srsly...Golden Feather 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO CONTEST!

ILY e-husband

boy
02-03-2009, 05:04 AM
Um... ha ha?

epsilongold
02-03-2009, 08:38 AM
............

LD_Tickler
02-03-2009, 09:55 AM
I really like the way that the author took the time to clarify that not only was the city far away, it was far FAR away. I think that really adds to the atmosphere.

suikoden
02-03-2009, 10:49 AM
I thought it was full of mangled clichés and sesquipedalian malapropisms but other than that, good job!

Next?

Sarabelle
02-03-2009, 11:24 AM
Ha ha ha...that was funny.

Dave2112
02-03-2009, 01:07 PM
I laughed, I cried...it became a part of me. I shan't sleep well for days. :triangle:

Saeria
02-03-2009, 01:55 PM
It started out slow, but it redeemed itself at the climax. I recommend using more onomatopoeia chicken sounds to kinda lead the reader into believing they were on a chicken farm instead of just expecting the reader to actually know it.

Excess
02-03-2009, 02:32 PM
It started out slow, but it redeemed itself at the climax. I recommend using more onomatopoeia chicken sounds to kinda lead the reader into believing they were on a chicken farm instead of just expecting the reader to actually know it.

I'm sorry, but my stories are for intelligent people who can read between the lines only. I can't be bothered to dump everything down for people that can't get even the most obvious of well-hidden messages.:idontwann

alan705
02-03-2009, 10:38 PM
Best. Story. Period.

Ticklish9's
02-03-2009, 11:52 PM
Oh! Could you please post a sequel where once upon a time, a long long time ago, in a city far far away, on a Wednesday, there was an incredibly handsome, incredibly awesome man, and a beautiful ticklish woman. And the man DESTROYED HER!!!with tickling?


The end?

DownUnder
02-04-2009, 03:58 AM
Can I please have some of what you're smoking? Outstanding sh*t man!

TKMarick
02-04-2009, 10:13 PM
Dear EXCESS, I think your stories are EXCESSIVE intelligent for this forum.
You should try to another!

HA HA HA

Swizzle Stick!
02-05-2009, 02:36 PM
way too long. Do you expect me to sit down and read all this in one sitting because it's impossible. I'll have to finish the rest later.

TickleMantis
02-06-2009, 04:56 AM
*starts slow clap*

tickledorange
02-06-2009, 09:52 AM
TL;DR