Custom Stories--need one?

Hey everyone, a definite lurker here
With such trying economic times...yada yada yada...want a custom tickle story written just for u??
I am a published writer who has been a freelancer for two years now AND would love to take some time to write for fellow members in a subject just plain fun to write about.
I have written several stories, as well as comics--many rejected by MTJPUB BUT also some successful, many of which sold to private artists, including one not so private for mpgraphics. check out the comic we made at http://stores.lulu.com/store.php?fAcctID=3561019
anyways I promise to be cheap, but please discuss pricings with me in private. It will depend on subject matter and length.
I'm more of a /f kind of guy, but in this economy I'm willing to to write /m material if ur story is good enough
If u want underage material, sexual conduct, profanity, etc...then so do i what the client wants, the client gets
BUT SUCH MATERIAL WILL NEVER BE POSTED IN THIS OR ANY OTHER FORUM

Yeah, nothing good comes for free, but i promise to satify all of ur written needs!
Ok everyone, have a great weekend

ps. If anyone needs non tickle material written for them, I can send my professional resume--thanks for your time

3 months later...

well its been about three months, and I want to thank everyone for their business. I've written a good half dozen stories already!
However, now that summer is upon us all, I'll have more time. THAT MEANS I'M OPEN FOR BUSINESS ONCE AGAIN

again, costs will be negotiated and will NEVER be over 10 dollars a page...never!