Common words/phrases/euphamisms that make you laugh.

[Dussicar]

This just occured to me today.

I don't know how far-spread across the North American continent this phrase is but I have, more than not, heard the lubricant WD-40 referred to as "Weasle Piss."

I don't know why, but every time I hear it, I laugh out loud. Or, at the very least, grin like there is no tomorrow.

Weasle Piss!:rowfull:

[sasaxrah]

Getting "chewed out" always makes me smile.

[CrystalLight]

Pussywillow.

Glockenspiel.

[Rorschach Blues]

doughnut, it's just a funny word

[David Presents]

Spork! Try saying it without laughing!

[Marquis De Sade]

Wicked Pissa. :clap:

[BlackestLily]

Who cut the cheese.


Back in high school in our spanish class, we kept asking the instructor how to say "Who farted?" in spanish after walking in one day to the room smelling gamey. She wouldn't tell us, so my friend decided to be clever with, "Quien corta el queso?" Ie...who cut the cheese. I still laugh when I think of it!

[venray]

Cockamamie

http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/argle-bargle.html

[Marquis De Sade]

When used correctly - Bag of dicks.

[venray]

titilate

[venray]

pussyfoot

[badreligion]

Porker

[badreligion]

fiddlesticks

[4Pawz]

Who cut the cheese.


Back in high school in our spanish class, we kept asking the instructor how to say "Who farted?" in spanish after walking in one day to the room smelling gamey. She wouldn't tell us, so my friend decided to be clever with, "Quien corta el queso?" Ie...who cut the cheese. I still laugh when I think of it!

¿Quién se tiró un pedo? is who farted in Spanish lol.

The word that always makes me laugh is Rectory.....LOL it just sounds wrong.

[Marquis De Sade]

Pwnage.

[venray]

Humperdinck

Uvula

piddle

[Saeria]

hmm let's pull from my bag of roadrage names:

butt spelunker
fartsniffer
Mr Moron and the Brain Gang
wankermobile
well, they started out as normal words, anways.
As for funny common words, i always thought Djibouti was pretty hilarious

[Marquis De Sade]

Yup. Wanker's a good one. Always makes me laugh. :bounce:

[TklDuo-Drew]

Buttocks


The word always cracks me up.:roflmao:


Drew

[badreligion]

snickerdoodle

[venray]

Bollocks

[dove]

Have your cake and eat it too! :hmm: I will never get that! If you have a cake you should be able to eat it too...bad...wording...

[badreligion]

dickwheat

[AnnieHall]

My boyfriend works the night shift downtown at this 7-Eleven on weekends and he has this very odd little character that likes to visit him and give him bootleg movies. He reminds me of the bat from "Fern Gully" that was voiced over by Robin Williams.

Anyway, he got Religulous for us to watch, but he spelled it really weird, so we now refer to it as "Rell-i-gahl-ious" and it just sounds so hilarious, I laugh each time.

[asutickler]

Mastication. :D

:porn:

[badreligion]

bubbles

[nerdness]

cornhole

and it's not a "real" one, but there was a whose line is it anyway game where colin used, "i'll fluff your garfield". genius!

and to badreligion, BR is my absolutel favorite band. i have a flag of your signature hanging on my wall behind me here.

[xSamanthax]

My dad has a ton of these...even after all these years I still giggle when he says them:

"Sucks like a soup sandwich"

"I'll do <whatever>, if it hairlips a billy goat"

"Finer than frog hair"

"I'm gonna knock you into next week"

"running on dumb luck and superstition"

He is a great story teller and every conversation is peppered with this stuff, lol.

And of course my husband, being a former marine, has some that are rather shocking, rather than funny, but have been known to make whateer I am drinking come out of my nose when he says them, lol.

[xSamanthax]

Have your cake and eat it too! :hmm: I will never get that! If you have a cake you should be able to eat it too...bad...wording...

It got turned around over time. It used be to "eat your cake and (still) have it too". Make another cake! lol.

I had the same reaction as you...CAKE??? Of course imma eat it!!!!

[venray]

Colder than a witches' tit...

[slap'n'ticklee]

~ Dick splash
~ Cow son

[starburstz91]

Buttwipe.
Asswipe.
Asshole.

Oh good Gawd, some funny shit. (:

[Dussicar]

The word "Twit" makes me laugh.

[Flatfoot]

For me, I snicker almost every time I hear the word "box." On one of the runs I do at work, I pass a consignment shop called "the Pink Box." I laugh everytime I see it. Then there's also "the Red Box," which are machines in grocery stores where you can rent dvds for a dollar a night. I can't help but think, "She's on the rag? May as well watch a movie!"

[Flatfoot]

Colder than a witches' tit...

Another one of these that sticks out in my mind is "It's hotter than Satan's crotch in here!"

[wishfoot88]

for shits and giggles, i like that one:D

[wishfoot88]

and a few more to name;
cockrat
cockspanker
muffrat
listening to my brothers gf trying to say "Wyatt Earp"
lesbinian
muffdiver
choadchugger
he-bitch-man-whore.
she-john
though those are just insults.

[Perduabo]

Kumquat
Great Ceaser's Ghost!
Titmouse
Fancy-Nancy
giblets
haberdashery

yeah so some of them are a bit immature, sue me :triangle:

[Skipadeedoodah]

When somebody is being whiny about something, my dad always says, "Tighten your tampon, Mary Ann" :roflmao:

[wishfoot88]

i could shit a brick.

[Adam]

Shiitake. It's a mushroom that isn't exactly a common word, but a funny one. Quite obvious that it looks like I'm saying something else entirely. :D

[Skipadeedoodah]

shit-ton...like...Wow there are a shit-ton of assholes in the world.

[sasaxrah]

When somebody is being whiny about something, my dad always says, "Tighten your tampon, Mary Ann" :roflmao:

LOL, I need to find a hundred opportunities to use this, stat. :p

[Raya]

When I was in the service I worked with a very southern girl.. one of her favorites was "don't let the doorknob hit ya where the good lord split ya"

The first time she said I literally fell on the floor laughing. I still snicker whenever I think of it.. (usually when I hear someone say or post "finer than frog hair!") :happyfloa

[TklDuo-Drew]

Chair




Drew

[BlackestLily]

Great googly moogly!

or

Cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

If you use thick sarcasm on that second one it can be pretty dang funny.

[Cavum]

Shenanigans *lmao*

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[Adam]

Tomfoolery! :D

[TklDuo-Drew]

Salt




Drew

[Dussicar]

haberdashery

What IS haberdashery??? I have heard this word since I was a kid but have no clue what it means.

Is it, like, underwear or something?

Every time I hear that word, I get this mental image of two british fox hunters banging each other in in a thatch of bushes while their respective husband and wife are in a castle arguing about french lace doilies.

[Perduabo]

What IS haberdashery??? I have heard this word since I was a kid but have no clue what it means.

Is it, like, underwear or something?

Every time I hear that word, I get this mental image of two british fox hunters banging each other in in a thatch of bushes while their respective husband and wife are in a castle arguing about french lace doilies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haberdasher

I think I like your definition better though lol

[Adam]

Snickerpuss. Now that's a fun one.