I am speechless! I have never commented on a story in this forum before, but I would be remiss not to do so at this time. Most of the stories in this forum (and others) are pretty much the same old thing. Boy meets girl, boy ties up girl, girl screams for mercy...yadda yadda. Somehow, while all of this is going on, the writer manages to insert several spelling and grammatical errors, thus detracting from the story and distracting the reader. However, this story has taken writing to a new level. "Hey, who's tied up here, her or us?" Just one of the many great lines you penned. (Well, actually, I guess you didn't "pen" that line...more like "keyed"...but doesn't quite have the same ring to it.) You managed to combine two of my favorite things (humor and...well, you know...the other thing) in a way I have never had the pleasure of witnessing previously. If someone can give me the address of the Nobel nominating committee, I would be happy to submit this story on your behalf.