Bella Bash Resolutions

[Snail Shell]

As we embark upon another year, it's important to look at our lives objectively and try to improve the people we are. Not only for ourselves, but for the people around us and the very earth we walk upon. So, when you make your annual Bella Bash Resolution (copyright :p ), please do yourself a favour and truly make a commitment to them. It's always important to live up to your Bella Bash Resolution.

This year, for Bella Bash, I will:

-Buy enough rope to tie Skip to the ceiling. It's about as close to 'top' as she'll ever get.

-Find industrial-grade earplugs so I don't go deaf when Jo and Mondy see each other for the first time.

-Write more Canada >>> US jokes.

-Pimp FROST (next June!)

-Get my sorry ass back in shape. Those pink chaps don't sell themselves! :D

-Practice reciting "Yes, Miss Lee", just for kicks.

-Learn to survive for three days on no sleep and very little food.

-CLEAN MOUNTIE COSTUME

-Get Bella a present. A real one, not like the fake one last year that she doesn't remember. ;)

-Learn a new bedtime story for the Mini-Bellas.

-Arrive in a Red Team jersey so Viper won't hate me.

-Print MapQuest directions for c7.

-Go 5/5 on the main card of UFC 105, in front of Natural.

-Pack Tinkerbell. :D

-Stock up on Strawberry and Vanilla

-Invent microwavable poutine and bring it down.

And most importantly....

-HAVE FUN!



What are your Bella Bash Resolutions?

Snail Shell

[JPie1]

that was great

ok, I will think of resolutions....

[BrightEyes1082]

I think I'm the only one who needs to take care of "Yes, Miss Lee." :)

I resolve to keep the camera still while I'm LMAO while watching
Christina pwn the shit out of Natural. :typerhappy:

I also resolve to be a great submissive the whole time.

I resolve to hump Jo's leg when I see her.

I resolve to share nuks with anyone who wants one and
doesn't have one of their own.

I resolve to take Ru clothes shopping. :D

I resolve to say NO! to hugs, but give them out while saying it.

I resolve to put Slacker in the trunk on Friday morning when we head out.

I resolve to bawl my eyes out when Jo has to leave on Sunday afternoon.

I resolve to screech "MY MOMMY SAID NO!" and "MY DADDY OWNS NEST!"
anytime someone touches me. :doublethrust:

I resolve to have painful abs on Sunday morning because I slept crunched
up all night because my ass hurt too badly to let it touch the bed.

I resolve to still love you all, even if I say I hate you during the weekend. :lover: :grouphug:

[Artoo]

I resolve...

- To give Bella a birthday present.
- To wear stunning outfits for both your amusement and titilation.
- To learn how to put makeup on properly.
- To pwn Katie's ass to the ground, just like she begged me to.
- To go clothes shopping with whoever wants to come with me. :D
- To talk in an incomprehensibly "British" accent to people on the street.

If I fail to do any, or indeed all of these things, then by all means hold me accountable. :D

[emilyemilyemily]

i resolve to fucking be there.

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

I resolve to keeping the forum alive while you're gone ^^,

[ViperGTS]

I resolve to be less of a dick in person as I can sometimes be on the forum (an ongoing, year to year resolution).

I resolve to make Bella squeal like a little girl while tickling her bound feet.

I resolve to make sure Sapphire feels more comfortable with herself while being around other like-minded people.

I resolve to be less of a stranger towards people and to be more social.

[Artoo]

I resolve to make Bella squeal like a little girl while tickling her bound feet.

This as well - she needs getting back after what happened at NEST. :devilish:

[Skipadeedoodah]

Best. Thread. Evar.

Lemme think. I be back :D

[kered]

I, Kered. being of sound mind but questionable taste in humor and clothing do hereby swear and avow to try and do my best to keep these resolutions in Honor of Bella's Birthday Bash weekend;

1. Bribe my way into Casa del Bella with chocolate, olives, and maybe small fuzzy gifts for the mini-Bellas

2. Hug Tklee88 to the ground upon sight

3. Not to have Emilyemilyemily hug me to the ground upon sight

4. Hug Jo while reminding her verbally that she is still my favorite

5. Hug Mondy while reminding her verbally that she is still my favorite

6. Hug LeeAllure in front of Mondy because it pisses Mondy off when I refuse to let go and Mondy starts yelling, "No! Mine!!"

7. Lean unashamedly with the senior members of the LXG even if one of those said senior members gets his ass handed to him by a small determined redhead with exceptional lering abilities when he finds there is no more room to run or places to hide

8. Hug various other ladies possibly to the ground while verbally reminding them they are my favorites

9. Help RobAce if he gets confused or turns up lost and can't find his way back to the party in case he gets a footie pajama overload

10. Be civil to the Brittish and Canadian contingents that may also be attending and of course.......being a conservationist....helping any rhino who may be in distress

[tklee88]

- To pwn Katie's ass to the ground, just like she begged me to.. :D

If I fail to do any, or indeed all of these things, then by all means hold me accountable. :D

Hey now!!!! You will fail at this task.... So I'm already holding you accountable.

[tklee88]

2. Hug Tklee88 to the ground upon sight

.helping any rhino who may be in distress
Awwwww :pounce: and if you are referring to me, I won't be in distress, and lord knows the big rhino won't need help.

[kered]

Awwwww :pounce: and if you are referring to me, I won't be in distress, and lord knows the big rhino won't need help.

Yes you will. I plan to muss up your hair and give your left earlobe a hickey. :dancingbanana:

[RobAce]

Okay here is my first of a few:

I pledge allegiance to the BASH
That Bella is having in November.
I will make fun of J-Pie,
for without balance she can not stand.
Not trip Natural,
as he runs from Lee.
Pretend I'm invisible,
watching tkFAILee88 and Skippy fail before all.

Rob

[tklee88]

Yes you will. I plan to muss up your hair and give your left earlobe a hickey. :dancingbanana:

Lmao!!!! I <3333 you!!!

[fireguardian]

I will TOTALLY PWN Sunshine Bear and FailBear (though ImFailer won't be hard)
I will keep the Care Bear names going all weekend despite all useless threats.
I will give much love to all my friends.
I will remain firm in claiming I am not a mouse or a bat.
I will be completely exhausted and sad when I have to leave.
I will have sure tummy muscles by the end of the weekend.
I will be a very good girl anywhere near or within hearing distance of Adam.
I will not swear at all this weekend. (See being a good girl already)
I will have by then end of the weekend pulled an epic joke on Sunshine Bear.

[classy]

I resolve:
1. To hug everyone at first sight, and maybe the second and third… OK all weekend!
2. To smack talk as much as possible (from a distance)
3. To spend as much time as I can hangin’ out and laughin’ at silly things.
4. Not to be intimidated by big gorilla men with paddles, and to toss the smack (or a banana) to gorillas too!
5. To enjoy a weekend just being me!
6. To eat at the cheesecake factory and drink as much coffee as I can.
7. To remember every bit of smack talk for the next meet.
8. To be as intimidating as the squirrel, pfffffft.
9. To pwn Scott888 as soon as I finish this for his smart ass comments!!!!
10. To play a card game with Krazydog, with his feet under the coffee table (heavier one this time)

[Tortuga]

Hmmmm lets see...

Make Slackerbitch bananabread.
Try not to forget to pick up Jay at the Cinnci Airport.
Pack dresses for Ru to wear.
Give my beauitful Jo lots of loves.
Watch Animal Planet and Psychic Ghost Hunting Children with Jay.
Although they are my roommates, PWN Classy and ImFailer as much as possible.
Family portrait of the Bella fam including myself.
Recieve an hour spanking session with the big ape.
Spank Ru and call him a good girl.
Spend quality time with my favorite goobs, you know who you are.
Get Jo Taco Bell atleast once.
Wake up in the morning and drink coffee with my Coffee Sista, Classy.
Make ImFailer scream, "I'm the Jazz Man!"
Perform a beebop solo and Natural's forehead.
Hug and PWN my babygirl, Katie.
Spit on SnailShells poutine.

[classy]

Hmmmm lets see...


Although they are my roommates, PWN Classy and ImFailer as much as possible.

LOL I can't wait to see ya... and PWN YOU!!! ;)


Wake up in the morning and drink coffee with my Coffee Sista, Classy.


MMM I will bring the coffee

[tklee88]

Hmmmm lets see...

Make Slackerbitch bananabread.
Try not to forget to pick up Jay at the Cinnci Airport.
Pack dresses for Ru to wear.
Give my beauitful Jo lots of loves.
Watch Animal Planet and Psychic Ghost Hunting Children with Jay.
Although they are my roommates, PWN Classy and ImFailer as much as possible.
Family portrait of the Bella fam including myself.
Recieve an hour spanking session with the big ape.
Spank Ru and call him a good girl.
Spend quality time with my favorite goobs, you know who you are.
Get Jo Taco Bell atleast once.
Wake up in the morning and drink coffee with my Coffee Sista, Classy.
Make ImFailer scream, "I'm the Jazz Man!"
Perform a beebop solo and Natural's forehead.
Hug and PWN my babygirl, Katie.
Spit on SnailShells poutine.


YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!! And LMFAO to spitting on Josh's poutine :neenerneener:

[tklee88]

1. Hold up my title as mini-rhino
2. to do some serious lering to Fail-bear and ru :p
3. Help ru put on makeup :D
4. have an epical time with my kickass roomies
5. give squealy hugs to everyone I see :D
6. Knock Jay over when we hug for the first time :pounce: (same goes for Kered)
7. Beat Natural at our bet...which I will...
8. Make slacker stop dead in his tracks again *kiss kiss*

there are probably more to come, but this is all I can think of

[Artoo]

Spank Ru and call him a good girl.


2. to do some serious lering to Fail-bear and ru :p
3. Help ru put on makeup :D

...

This is all I have to say.

[BellaRisa]

Being the "Bella" in "Bella Bash", I imagine I should have a few of these...

* To actually have all my chores done before you people get here so there's no weirdly moving mountain of laundry in the basement and I don't have to spend the weekend praying no one opens the wrong overstuffed closet ;)

* To enjoy my Shark setting fire to every bratty female backside that's earned it in the main thread :dom:

* To get enough sleep and enough water to be alive and actually human in appearance on Tuesday the 17th :manicd:

* To make sure my Bill knows just how much his patience with his crazy wife's takeover of his house for three (five) days is appreciated :bowing: :Kiss2:

[Musicroxmysox]

Yay resolutions!

I vow:

1. to have amazing hugs ready to give to everyone as much as they want.

2. to bring snacks. (I don't know what yet, probably healthyish stuff.)

3. to not get involved with any of the various people vs. various people thing. (If you bite the hand that feeds you deserve it. Team Switzerland Power!)

4. to talk to everyone as much as possible and be uber friendly.

5. to enjoy every possible minute that I leave my house till the time I return.

I :wub: you all and can't wait.

[darkhand]

Hmmm...neat thread...let's give it a try.

I resolve to:

-Not sit around and fiddle with rope instead of socializing (I have a tendency to do that).
-Make as many new friends as possible.
-Leave my Blackberry alone.
-Finish Bella's present before I get there...which brings me to my next point...

Hey Bella, I make "funtime" implements lol do you want..

A Denim Flogger (I doubt I have time to get leather from Tandy)
A bamboo switch with a nifty, spirally rubber handle.
A ball chain flogger
or
Hand dyed rope (with the color of your choosing)

Lemme know!!

[Skipadeedoodah]

Hand dyed rope (with the color of your choosing)


Pick this, Bella!! Get orange!!! :excited:

[fireguardian]

Hey Bella, I make "funtime" implements lol do you want..

A Denim Flogger (I doubt I have time to get leather from Tandy)
A bamboo switch with a nifty, spirally rubber handle.
A ball chain flogger
or
Hand dyed rope (with the color of your choosing)

Lemme know!!

Dude they all sound awesome! I am so having a bday party just so you can come hahaha! Seriously though that all sounds awesome. That might be a hard choice.

[KrazieDog]

I resolve:
10. To play a card game with Krazydog, with his feet under the coffee table (heavier one this time)
Ok, number 1, cut those nails they are horrendous on any body part, although that shit was funny as hell in Albany with the table balancing on my knee and we all froze with a "WHOOOOOOOOOOAOAAAAAA" at the very thought of one hour wasted and 100 cards scattering everywhere. :jester:

Hmmmm lets see...
Try not to forget to pick up Jay at the Cinnci Airport.
Watch Animal Planet and Psychic Ghost Hunting Children with Jay.

As for you, if you leave me in Cincy, I will murder you when I eventually arrive. Speaking of which, newflash, Kev, J, you are both riding in the back once I arrive. :jester: :neenerneener:


6. Knock Jay over when we hug for the first time :pounce: (same goes for Kered)

You haven't done it yet my little herna, but you came pretty damn close in Charlotte, but I know you have it in you! It's my favorite part of seeing you again.

Resolutions:
*Rub one single rib of Classys' like I was Aladdin trying to get a genie out of a lamp that he was stuck in. lol
*Cuddle with cuddlebug.
*Scare Jo again with talk of bed-benchpressing spiders while she is fading off to sleep.
*Meet Stacy!! Someone that has been like family for the last year.
*Lean with some of the best in the business.
*Team up with the mad African doctor in the O.R.
*Say something to Jhoti in Cajun french to get her motor running at the request of the birthday girl. :headpat:
*Set Lyz on fire, but all the while exchanging DC quotes with her ALL weekend.
*Spend some time in front of the fireplace with the roomies :smilelove

[Gadilici]

My resolution is to be there.

That's it. Never been before, so that's as far as I get right now...lol

Of course getting in some quality tickle time would be a good thing...lol

Christopher

[Skipadeedoodah]

I vow that this year at Bella's I will:

- Scream "IIIIFFFFDDDD!!!!!!" as soon as I see my 13, and swing her around like a ragdoll as soon as she gets within reach.
- Have a ridiculous amount of HUMPZ with my herna.
- Trade Dane Cook-isms with my fellow addicts, Jay, Jeff and Gin
- Sexually violate my BFFITWW while me and Gin pwn him - several times.
- Be disgustingly sweet to everyone in a, most likely unsuccessful, attempt to make them forget all the shit-talking I've done the past few months :innocent:
- Except Slackerbitch - I vow to set him on fire.
- Give a massive amount of hugs to everyone I see.
- Catapult a Rhino into a Shamwow cage - again :lion:
- Avoid Sonicares and Dr. Rhino like the plague.
- Be nervous/excited the whole way there, and cry the whole way home.
- Be with my wife, Purrbast, and wear pots on our heads while we terrorize everyone at the party.
- Miss Dave and Sarah, and be sad they're not there.
- Be super excited to see all my lovely lover loves and meet lots of awesome new people!
- Be scared of Adam :xpeepsofa
- Quote "There's Something About Mary" way too many times with my Gina.

[BellaRisa]

Spit on SnailShells poutine.

That'll get you an hour over MY knee way before my Gorilla gets his hands on you, poutine FTW (and my little girls don't spit :eeew: )


- Catapult a Rhino into a Shamwow cage - again


Again? This happened last year?? :wow:



Hand dyed rope (with the color of your choosing)

Yes please, orange or purple or yellow! :yayzorz:

[RobAce]

Additionally I also resolve too...

***find a pane of window glass that feels just so right..and in full view. :moon:

***check Bella's freezer for quarters......just in case.

***Allow more than 2 ladies to spank me...that is if the host allows them too, she gets first dibs.

***Watch and listen Team JoMondy squeal and I present them gifts from Squadron HDAce.

***Call HDS!! I miss my little bro.

***Find new songs to sing to people as they squirm around.

***Spend more time with people rather than running all over.

***Find some ICE!!!

***Wear my new spanky shorts.

***Scare the beejesus out of at least 4 people.

***Have a sandwich for Slacker-Bear and running shoes for NTSB (natural tickler soul brother)

***Bring a gift for all the ladies (as is my tradition)

***Sleep without butting someone out of my bed.

***Bring extra batteries for my Sonic Scrubber, and a new tool I have.

Rob

[impaler]

I resolve to.....

- help Kered find his way around including how to get to and from Bella's.

- make another run to Wal-Mart with Lee, Amanda and JPie which hopefully will become a tradition.

- not laugh too hard when tkfailee88 gets pwnd to the ground by numerous people...

- to not be pwnd throughout the weekend.

- to meet and get to know those of you I haven't met yet.

- to make a Cheesecake Factory run!!!

- to pass out popcorn to everyone who wants to watch the free entertainment of Natural getting his comeuppance from Lee.

- to take Classy on numerous Dunkin Donuts runs for her cawfee.....

- to not answer to "FAIL-bear" the entire weekend.....

- to not try microwaved poutine...

I miss you all!! See you in a few weeks.

[impaler]

Hmmmm lets see...

Although they are my roommates, PWN Classy and ImFailer as much as possible.
Make ImFailer scream, "I'm the Jazz Man!"


You're going to be "0 for 2"...... :p

[venray]

Someone MUST resolve to protect the corn!!!

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Don't let the turtle get to the corn.....

[classy]

I resolve:
1. To put snail in the leg lock hold again lol ( for at least 3 seconds this year; got to beat last year’s record of 1 second)
2. Pwn Jay for finding that insane rib while someone is trying to give directions! (Miss you Dave and Sarah)
3. Scare , tap his forehead, laugh when he screams jazzman (singing oooo ahhh oooo ah ah), and get the biggest hug evah *Impaler*
4. Make jello shots with Slacker’s other half and toast with her every time we give one out
5. Wear a Steelers jersey on Sunday (if Slacker brings them again)
6. Poke each lean machine while they are leaning (don’t fall) lolol
7. Get in the hot tub again and stay in it longer this time (that was awesome last year with Lee, Mondy, Natural, and Impaler) *packing the suit this year lol
8. Hang out with my roomies early in the morning and cook them an awesome breakfast while sipping coffee with Cassie.
9. Give Bella a huge Happy Birthday Hug (along with the many others I will give her) Happy Birthday girl.
10. I vow to keep my feet on the ground this year when I hug Rhino! ;)

[Tortuga]

That'll get you an hour over MY knee way before my Gorilla gets his hands on you, poutine FTW (and my little girls don't spit :eeew: )

Yes Momma. :wub::wub::wub:

[natural tickler]

To PWN the living hell out of Katie, Lyz, Cassi, Jo, Christina, my lil sis Bella (a given), Mondy, Classy and anyone else who falls in the microscope

To get an ever relaxing massage when Christina and her two stooges attempts to turn on my switch

To supply Robace with all the tacos he can eat

To Lean with my fellow bretheren

To watch imFAILer get pwned yet again

To stick up the ass the so-called "running shoes" anyone attempts to give me

To give anyone all the hugs and cuddles they desire

To share a BIG bowl of Frosted Flakes with Jo...are you ready??

To beat Snail Shell in MMA predicting, and enjoy a night at the fights

To have interesting intellectual conversations with the Rhino and Capnmad

I'll have more to follow

[Skipadeedoodah]

Again? This happened last year?? :wow:

You shoulda seen it Bella! I was a monster! :lion: He was straddling me trying to ler me, and I threw him over my head. He soared through the air and crashed landed on ShamWow's cage. No bullshit. Ask Jay.


Yes please, orange or purple or yellow! :yayzorz:

Orange, Bella!! Must. Be. Orange!!

[Black Hat]

Being a newb sucks...but I've got two big ones I hope to stick to.

I resolve to talk to everyone at least once (and hopefully introduce myself)

I resolve to be open to new experiences and not shy away from crowds.

If I can stick to these I hope to have a great time. Can't wait to see everyone!

[Brucetheshark]

That'll get you an hour over MY knee way before my Gorilla gets his hands on you...

I am formally requesting that this show take place and I also request a front row seat!

[BellaRisa]

I am formally requesting that this show take place and I also request a front row seat!

LOL, just in case anyone wondered how you feel about your girl being a switch...:redheart:

[Snail Shell]

Spit on SnailShells poutine.

Any food of mine that you spit upon, you will be wearing...

At NEST, after it's been in my fridge for six months.

;)

Snail Shell

[darkhand]

Yes please, orange or purple or yellow! :yayzorz:

Fair enough!

As for the rest of the items...If anyone who is new to the scene would like a demonstration and one of the wonderful women at the event is feeling a little...subby....I will be happy to demonstrate free of charge! :neenerneener:

[Black Hat]

If anyone who is new to the scene would like a demonstration and one of the wonderful women at the event is feeling a little...subby....I will be happy to demonstrate free of charge! :neenerneener:

LOL

I don't have a freck'in clue what you all are going on about, but like a wise woman once said "don't question it, just groove on..."

[classy]

I vow to show black hat what we are all talkin' about.

[Black Hat]

How geeky am I, Classy? I've been waiting for someone to say that just so I can say...

"I'll be there wearing a black hat."

*just realized we'll be roomies! Now I'm gonna have to hold you to that vow!

[darkhand]

I vow to show black hat what we are all talkin' about.

I can probably assist you in sticking to that vow...as long as the old flogger elbow doesn't start acting up...it's like tennis elbow for sadists :neenerneener:

[natural tickler]

To take the birthday girl back to that level that we did in that clip

To have as much fun as I can in such little time

[tklee88]

oooh...I think it may be someone else's Birthday that weekend... :neenerneener:

[natural tickler]

oooh...I think it may be someone else's Birthday that weekend... :neenerneener:

sorry babe, my allotment is up for the year:neenerneener:

[tklee88]

hmmm you can NEVER have enough Birthdays....

[natural tickler]

hmmm you can NEVER have enough Birthdays....

oh yes you can

[JPie1]

to wear something really interesting and eye catching to this years PJ party!

[RobAce]

to wear something really interesting and eye catching to this years PJ party!

NO FOOTIE PAJAMAS!!! :banghead:

I will bring some BIG ASS SCISSORS however.just in case

Rob

[JPie1]

NO FOOTIE PAJAMAS!!! :banghead:

I will bring some BIG ASS SCISSORS however.just in case

Rob

I will have your mexican eyes jumping like beans...

[classy]

NO FOOTIE PAJAMAS!!! :banghead:

I will bring some BIG ASS SCISSORS however.just in case

Rob

Get outta the closet Rob.... admit it... you have a footie fetish... it is OK. :toast:

[slacker2114]

I resolve to make no resolutions. I just let shit happen and enjoy it all.

Except...

I resolve to run Lyz over with a car that's on fire and push her down some steps that are also on fire. And yes, Bella...assure Bill this will all be done outside the Shire.

[RobAce]

I will have your mexican eyes jumping like beans...

:bubbly:

http://www.hjo3.net/orly/gal1/orly_spock.jpg

Rob

[Black Hat]

to wear something really interesting and eye catching to this years PJ party!

Just wear a burlap sack...and maybe a paper bag to match.

[RobAce]

Get outta the closet Rob.... admit it... you have a footie fetish... it is OK. :toast:

http://www.rfgeneration.com/images/repository/90401ohnootter2.jpg

YOUR WRONG!!! SO SO WRONG!!!

Rob

[classy]

http://www.rfgeneration.com/images/repository/90401ohnootter2.jpg

YOUR WRONG!!! SO SO WRONG!!!

Rob

LOLOL Gotta love me :wub:

[kered]

Twenty or thirty pairs of footie pajamas would be funny as hell!!

[kered]

I also resovle;

To have coffee with Classy

To help with any store runs if needed

Not to wear footie pajamas

[Filthyweasel]

Mine would be

to meet and befriend as many new people as I can
to not be scared shitless coming in the door

[goddess_nemesis]

Though I'm not going this year, I vow to go next year. :bounce:

[darkhand]

Twenty or thirty pairs of footie pajamas would be funny as hell!!

I know a girl that owns (and wears) an adult onesie...which is worse?

[y0ungmachin3]

My resolution is.....to one day attend :D if that makes any sense?

[BellaRisa]

I know a girl that owns (and wears) an adult onesie...which is worse?

Adult onesies are adorable, they don't cover the feet, and there's only a few snaps between covered and WHY HALLO THAR! ;)

[classy]

Adult onesies are adorable, they don't cover the feet, and there's only a few snaps between covered and WHY HALLO THAR! ;)

and the footie ones are absolutely adorable too :wub: Ask Rob.. he will tell ya.

[JPie1]

http://www.jumpinjammerz.com/

cute as can be!

[Black Hat]

Only $72.95. :D

[RobAce]

and the footie ones are absolutely adorable too :wub: Ask Rob.. he will tell ya.

http://hussainyousif.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/liar.jpg

Rob

[BellaRisa]

Only $72.95. :D

You can get them at Target for 19.95 :)

[natural tickler]

To make my sista pay for calling me a fink....

[BellaRisa]

To make my sista pay for calling me a fink....

You fink therefore you iz :cool:

[natural tickler]

You fink therefore you iz :cool:

you have no proof I said anything.... so therefore I have no idea what you're talkin bout

[kered]

You fink therefore you iz :cool:

Excellent play on words, Bella! Touchdown!! :xena:

[natural tickler]

Excellent play on words, Bella! Touchdown!! :xena:

shut yer face pal

[kered]

shut yer face pal

Wonderful play on words, Bella!! Such beauty mixed with great intellegence is a formidable combination. Appearently way too much for some people.

[RobAce]

You can get them at Target for 19.95 :)

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/8/4/128938928302330038.jpg

That it all.

Rob

[BellaRisa]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/8/4/128938928302330038.jpg

That it all.

Rob

Dude, get over yourself; those 'jamas *rule* on a cold February day to hang around the house, and trust me that they unzip easily for ped-oriented activities by the fire :woot:

[BellaRisa]

you have no proof I said anything.... so therefore I have no idea what you're talkin bout

My Shark doesn't fib. Are you calling him a fibber, hmm? :popcorn:

[RobAce]

Dude, get over yourself; those 'jamas *rule* on a cold February day to hang around the house, and trust me that they unzip easily for ped-oriented activities by the fire :woot:

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd75/bbailey8503/Noobery/thefuck.jpg

Rob

[natural tickler]

My Shark doesn't fib. Are you calling him a fibber, hmm? :popcorn:

aboslutely not, just using plausible denialability

[BellaRisa]

aboslutely not, just using plausible denialability

You're so handsome when you lie...:redheart:

[natural tickler]

You're so handsome when you lie...:redheart:

and who says I am lying....I haz an innocent, I tells ya:innocent::angel:

[BellaRisa]

and who says I am lying....I haz an innocent, I tells ya:innocent::angel:

Either you or Adam haz a fib. I know who *I* believe... :cool:

[natural tickler]

Either you or Adam haz a fib. I know who *I* believe... :cool:

and to think, I made jamz for you...and you think I haz a fib??

[Black Hat]

You can get them at Target for 19.95 :)


(I know it seems silly to be saying right now, but these things add up and tip at the most unexpected times.)

You take notice when your posts are being responded to and by whom., and Bella I can't freak'in wait to meet you!! You've been nothing short of helpful and great to me and this is just the freak'in internet!

I resolve to give you a big ass hug when we meet!

[BellaRisa]

(I know it seems silly to be saying right now, but these things add up and tip at the most unexpected times.)

You take notice when your posts are being responded to and by whom., and Bella I can't freak'in wait to meet you!! You've been nothing short of helpful and great to me and this is just the freak'in internet!

I resolve to give you a big ass hug when we meet!



Looking forward to it; you provide the hug, I'll provide the big ass ;)

[natural tickler]

my sista has a big butt??? say it isn't so....:wowzer::eek:

[BellaRisa]

and to think, I made jamz for you...and you think I haz a fib??

Are jamz-generosity and fibbing mutually exclusive? One can be nice and still haz a fib, it's been that way since the beginning of time yo...:devil2:

[BellaRisa]

my sista has a big butt??? say it isn't so....:wowzer::eek:

That was a secret? Have you *seen* the clip I made with Adam??

[natural tickler]

Are jamz-generosity and fibbing mutually exclusive? One can be nice and still haz a fib, it's been that way since the beginning of time yo...:devil2:

no they're not exclusive.. but, again, until proof is shown, I haz tellz no fib


That was a secret? Have you *seen* the clip I made with Adam??

no, I haven't been blessed to see that yet

[tklee88]

I have footie pajamas...I'm debating on bringing them....

[Filthyweasel]

I have footie pajamas...I'm debating on bringing them....

I don't have any pajamas...I can't sleep in them without getting overheated.

[JPie1]

and to think this is the year I thought to wear something not quite so cover upish...

[kered]

I have footie pajamas...I'm debating on bringing them....

I would. Besides, RobAce just loves footie pajamas. Really!

[tklee88]

they take up a lot of room in my little suitcase I need to bring... ><

[kered]

Oh hell. Just wear them on the plane. Nobody will notice.

[JPie1]

Oh hell. Just wear them on the plane. Nobody will notice.

LOL !

[BrightEyes1082]

Katie I'm bringing mine! Roll them up tightly! Or, get one of
those vacuum seal bags, then vacuum the air out, and they
should lay flat in your suitcase. :happyhop:

[JPie1]

Katie I'm bringing mine! Roll them up tightly! Or, get one of
those vacuum seal bags, then vacuum the air out, and they
should lay flat in your suitcase. :happyhop:


I pick the wrong year to order different PJ's

[natural tickler]

Just to chill and have fun with everyone, and play with those who wants to play...

[kered]

...and hug a Turtlegirl just because.

[Black Hat]

Turtle girl can haz lotz of hugz.

[slacker2114]

Turtlegirl better have my banana bread. :dom:

:redheart:

[kered]

Turtlegirl iz makingz 'nanner bread?

[slacker2114]

It's for ME!!!! :mine:

[kered]

CASSIIIIIIIIII !!!!!!!!!!! I want some 'nanner bread too!

[RobAce]

Glam's making me taco's. ALL FOR ME!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

Rob

[kered]

Glam's making me taco's. ALL FOR ME!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

Rob

Yeah.....so...?

[RobAce]

Yeah.....so...?

Ill be a happy Mexican....that's so what. :dancingsheep:

Rob

[kered]

Ill be a happy Mexican....that's so what. :dancingsheep:

Rob

Maybe. There is an ugly rumor that INS is going to be around Bella's that weekend. I am not sure who tipped them off. :hysteriatrain:

[RobAce]

Maybe. There is an ugly rumor that INS is going to be around Bella's that weekend. I am not sure who tipped them off. :hysteriatrain:

I am not worried, INS can do nothing. I have papers. :)

Rob

[slacker2114]

Oh, they'll love that, especially if you've already rolled with them papers. :bwahaha:

[RobAce]

Oh, they'll love that, especially if you've already rolled with them papers. :bwahaha:

Shhhhhhhhh. Its a secret on what they are rolled with So quiet you :slapfight:

Rob

[natural tickler]

I am not worried, INS can do nothing. I have papers. :)

Rob

from what I heard, they have uncovered documents showing that you ahve some agents on their payroll to hide your immigrations status

[Black Hat]

Well if the INS is going to be there, then that means more tacos for me!! :hungry::hungry::hungry:

[BellaRisa]

Maybe. There is an ugly rumor that INS is going to be around Bella's that weekend. I am not sure who tipped them off. :hysteriatrain:

Um...my mother-in-law works for INS, it's not as farfetched as you might think ;)

[RobAce]

Um...my mother-in-law works for INS, it's not as farfetched as you might think ;)

That's okay. I shall be saved. I have confidence....and a legal birth certificate. :bubbly:

Rob

[kered]

That's okay. I shall be saved. I have confidence....and a legal birth certificate. :bubbly:

Rob

Anything can be forged using the internet. This is where I obtained several of my PHD's.

[classy]

http://hussainyousif.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/liar.jpg

Rob

LOL aw I am sorry, am I letting your secret out??

[kered]

I hereby resolve not to tell secrets to Rob.

[Skipadeedoodah]

I love this thread. Bella Bash 2011 resolutions! GO!

[BellaRisa]

I love this thread. Bella Bash 2011 resolutions! GO!

I resolve to finish painting the basement and get the disco ball hung this year for the Midnight Rave on Friday ;)

[TropicThunder]

I resolve to stuff little Rob into the trunk if I have to.

[kered]

I resolve to have a kick-ass costume for the party.

[CrystalLight]

I resolve to try and remember everything.. even if I have to bring a notepad.

[Big_Dogg85]

My resolution for this, and any Bash, is to get there. To experience it, to see everyone again, (or almost everyone) to meet those people I have yet to meet, to have fun, to come home and be depressed only to remember all of the memories that were created during those brief moments and put all of my thoughts into a completely non-coherent shout out thread.

[impaler]

I resolve to watch Hortense be brought before Bella Court and lose.................again........................

[Skipadeedoodah]

I resolve to NOT be dragged into Bella Court this year as a defendant, plaintiff or anything else. I'm gonna be one of those people in the audience who goes, "oooh" and gasps and all that dramatic stuff.

[impaler]

I resolve to NOT be dragged into Bella Court this year as a defendant, plaintiff or anything else. I'm gonna be one of those people in the audience who goes, "oooh" and gasps and all that dramatic stuff.

I resolve to make certain that the above resolution does NOT come true......

....oh...and to pwn yo face....

That is all......... :p

[natural tickler]

I resolve to watch Hortense be brought before Bella Court and lose.................again........................

first off, the name is Natural...and secondly, I respectfully decline being in Bella court this year

[CrystalLight]

I resolve to make sure everyone claiming of just wanting to be an innocent bystander during Bella Court.. IS dragged into Bella Court. :D

[BellaRisa]

first off, the name is Natural...and secondly, I respectfully decline being in Bella court this year

Settle down Huckleberry Fink, I was just talking to the Shark about it; you won't be in court anymore for quite awhile, the outcome's too predictable. Like when Oprah took her show out of the running for the Emmys to give others a chance (except she was a guaranteed win :cool2: )

[natural tickler]

Settle down Huckleberry Fink, I was just talking to the Shark about it; you won't be in court anymore for quite awhile, the outcome's too predictable. Like when Oprah took her show out of the running for the Emmys to give others a chance (except she was a guaranteed win :cool2: )

only reason being was a biased judicial system...and the 'Man' in the corner to keep a brother down...but that's okay...besides, you sold out long ago....:p

and btw, I am no fink

[kered]

only reason being was a biased judicial system...and the 'Man' in the corner to keep a brother down...

I told you to leave me out of this. You keep yourself down very well without my help. In fact I've seen you trip yourself, put your own foot in your mouth, stand still with both thumbs up your ass, and probably would set yourself on fire if we didn't keep matches away from you. The only other person who pokes his own eye more than you is Impaler.

[CrystalLight]

I told you to leave me out of this. You keep yourself down very well without my help. In fact I've seen you trip yourself, put your own foot in your mouth, stand still with both thumbs up your ass, and probably would set yourself on fire if we didn't keep matches away from you. The only other person who pokes his own eye more than you is Impaler.

O.O

[BellaRisa]

only reason being was a biased judicial system...and the 'Man' in the corner to keep a brother down...but that's okay...besides, you sold out long ago....:p

and btw, I am no fink

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c319/bellarisatk/tommysideeye.gif

[JPie1]

I resolve to return this year and have even a better time then last year if that's possible, but that doesn't mean necessarily behaving myself!!

[Brucetheshark]

I resolve to return this year and have even a better time then last year if that's possible, but that doesn't mean necessarily behaving myself!!

Good!

[JPie1]

Good!


good on coming back this year and having a great time? or me not behaving myself?? :boogie:

[Skipadeedoodah]

I resolve to return this year and have even a better time then last year if that's possible, but that doesn't mean necessarily behaving myself!!

I kinda think that what she meant to say was that she didn't get nearly enough, uh, :dom: incentive :dom: to behave last year. I'm thinking someone somewhere might not wanna let that happen again. Juuuuust sayin' :cool2:

[impaler]

I told you to leave me out of this. You keep yourself down very well without my help. In fact I've seen you trip yourself, put your own foot in your mouth, stand still with both thumbs up your ass, and probably would set yourself on fire if we didn't keep matches away from you. The only other person who pokes his own eye more than you is Impaler.

Schneider...is not impressed...

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[JPie1]

I kinda think that what she meant to say was that she didn't get nearly enough, uh, :dom: incentive :dom: to behave last year. I'm thinking someone somewhere might not wanna let that happen again. Juuuuust sayin' :cool2:


your dangerously speaking for yourself. My mature mouth does not spew forth on a regular basis the kind of language that you younger girls spew forth...

and...I am just sayin... :-)

[JPie1]

gee, my young girls turning on me....right out of left field....

[Skipadeedoodah]

gee, my young girls turning on me....right out of left field....

LOL it's not turning on you, it's helping you! Training!! :bubbleheart:

[slacker2114]

LOL it's not turning on you, it's helping you! Training!! :bubbleheart:

Why do you need to train her? She fails just fine on her own.

[CrystalLight]

Why do you need to train her? She fails just fine on her own.

She must've learned that from watching you too much..

[JPie1]

Why do you need to train her? She fails just fine on her own.

your just another big brute....I do not fail, I am just me. JPie... love me or, well there is no or...

last time I feed you something nice! I even put on your steelers jersey last year!! you will have to paste it on me this year!!

[BlackestLily]

My mature mouth does not spew forth on a regular basis the kind of language that you younger girls spew forth...



http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqx9zmBDcX1qa9689.jpg

[JPie1]

oh not you too!

[BlackestLily]

:lion: :D

[JPie1]

luv you too!!!

[Persephone]

Resolution? I want to have a fan-fucking-tastic time :D

[TropicThunder]

Resolution? I want to have a fan-fucking-tastic time :D

When you say it like that, I'm becoming more convinced that you're trying to bait the shark. ;)

[Persephone]

When you say it like that, I'm becoming more convinced that you're trying to bait the shark. ;)

Who...me? :idunno:

Never!:moon:

[Brucetheshark]

good on coming back this year and having a great time? or me not behaving myself?? :boogie:

Both, of course! :D

[Brucetheshark]

Who...me? :idunno:

Never!:moon:


Resolution? I want to have a fan-fucking-tastic time :D

Noted.

[JPie1]

girls, let me remind you all it does not take much to bait this shark, he bites at anything in a skirt!!!

[Persephone]

girls, let me remind you all it does not take much to bait this shark, he bites at anything in a skirt!!!

LOL, thanks for the reminder :D Wait til he sees my costume then, hehe! :cool2:

[BellaRisa]

girls, let me remind you all it does not take much to bait this shark, he bites at anything in a skirt!!!

I wouldn't say just anything, he does have standards ;)

[Snail Shell]

I wouldn't say just anything, he does have standards ;)

:illogical

Is this a new development for Bella Bash 2011?

SS

[BellaRisa]

:illogical

Is this a new development for Bella Bash 2011?

SS

Why no, he's always had a preference for attractive, intelligent ladies :)

[JPie1]

Why no, he's always had a preference for attractive, intelligent ladies :)


I will take that as a compliment!! :-) Is it November yet!!!!