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Bella Bash Resolutions

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As we embark upon another year, it's important to look at our lives objectively and try to improve the people we are. Not only for ourselves, but for the people around us and the very earth we walk upon. So, when you make your annual Bella Bash Resolution (copyright :p ), please do yourself a favour and truly make a commitment to them. It's always important to live up to your Bella Bash Resolution.

This year, for Bella Bash, I will:

-Buy enough rope to tie Skip to the ceiling. It's about as close to 'top' as she'll ever get.

-Find industrial-grade earplugs so I don't go deaf when Jo and Mondy see each other for the first time.

-Write more Canada >>> US jokes.

-Pimp FROST (next June!)

-Get my sorry ass back in shape. Those pink chaps don't sell themselves! :D

-Practice reciting "Yes, Miss Lee", just for kicks.

-Learn to survive for three days on no sleep and very little food.

-CLEAN MOUNTIE COSTUME

-Get Bella a present. A real one, not like the fake one last year that she doesn't remember. ;)

-Learn a new bedtime story for the Mini-Bellas.

-Arrive in a Red Team jersey so Viper won't hate me.

-Print MapQuest directions for c7.

-Go 5/5 on the main card of UFC 105, in front of Natural.

-Pack Tinkerbell. :D

-Stock up on Strawberry and Vanilla

-Invent microwavable poutine and bring it down.

And most importantly....

-HAVE FUN!



What are your Bella Bash Resolutions?

Snail Shell
 
that was great

ok, I will think of resolutions....
 
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I think I'm the only one who needs to take care of "Yes, Miss Lee." :)

I resolve to keep the camera still while I'm LMAO while watching
Christina pwn the shit out of Natural. :typerhappy:

I also resolve to be a great submissive the whole time.

I resolve to hump Jo's leg when I see her.

I resolve to share nuks with anyone who wants one and
doesn't have one of their own.

I resolve to take Ru clothes shopping. :D

I resolve to say NO! to hugs, but give them out while saying it.

I resolve to put Slacker in the trunk on Friday morning when we head out.

I resolve to bawl my eyes out when Jo has to leave on Sunday afternoon.

I resolve to screech "MY MOMMY SAID NO!" and "MY DADDY OWNS NEST!"
anytime someone touches me. :doublethrust:

I resolve to have painful abs on Sunday morning because I slept crunched
up all night because my ass hurt too badly to let it touch the bed.

I resolve to still love you all, even if I say I hate you during the weekend. :lover: :grouphug:
 
I resolve...

- To give Bella a birthday present.
- To wear stunning outfits for both your amusement and titilation.
- To learn how to put makeup on properly.
- To pwn Katie's ass to the ground, just like she begged me to.
- To go clothes shopping with whoever wants to come with me. :D
- To talk in an incomprehensibly "British" accent to people on the street.

If I fail to do any, or indeed all of these things, then by all means hold me accountable. :D
 
I resolve to be less of a dick in person as I can sometimes be on the forum (an ongoing, year to year resolution).

I resolve to make Bella squeal like a little girl while tickling her bound feet.

I resolve to make sure Sapphire feels more comfortable with herself while being around other like-minded people.

I resolve to be less of a stranger towards people and to be more social.
 
I, Kered. being of sound mind but questionable taste in humor and clothing do hereby swear and avow to try and do my best to keep these resolutions in Honor of Bella's Birthday Bash weekend;

1. Bribe my way into Casa del Bella with chocolate, olives, and maybe small fuzzy gifts for the mini-Bellas

2. Hug Tklee88 to the ground upon sight

3. Not to have Emilyemilyemily hug me to the ground upon sight

4. Hug Jo while reminding her verbally that she is still my favorite

5. Hug Mondy while reminding her verbally that she is still my favorite

6. Hug LeeAllure in front of Mondy because it pisses Mondy off when I refuse to let go and Mondy starts yelling, "No! Mine!!"

7. Lean unashamedly with the senior members of the LXG even if one of those said senior members gets his ass handed to him by a small determined redhead with exceptional lering abilities when he finds there is no more room to run or places to hide

8. Hug various other ladies possibly to the ground while verbally reminding them they are my favorites

9. Help RobAce if he gets confused or turns up lost and can't find his way back to the party in case he gets a footie pajama overload

10. Be civil to the Brittish and Canadian contingents that may also be attending and of course.......being a conservationist....helping any rhino who may be in distress
 
Artoo said:
- To pwn Katie's ass to the ground, just like she begged me to.. :D

If I fail to do any, or indeed all of these things, then by all means hold me accountable. :D
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Hey now!!!! You will fail at this task.... So I'm already holding you accountable.
 
kered said:
2. Hug Tklee88 to the ground upon sight

.helping any rhino who may be in distress
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Awwwww :pounce: and if you are referring to me, I won't be in distress, and lord knows the big rhino won't need help.
 
tklee88 said:
Awwwww :pounce: and if you are referring to me, I won't be in distress, and lord knows the big rhino won't need help.
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Yes you will. I plan to muss up your hair and give your left earlobe a hickey. :dancingbanana:
 
Okay here is my first of a few:

I pledge allegiance to the BASH
That Bella is having in November.
I will make fun of J-Pie,
for without balance she can not stand.
Not trip Natural,
as he runs from Lee.
Pretend I'm invisible,
watching tkFAILee88 and Skippy fail before all.

Rob
 
I will TOTALLY PWN Sunshine Bear and FailBear (though ImFailer won't be hard)
I will keep the Care Bear names going all weekend despite all useless threats.
I will give much love to all my friends.
I will remain firm in claiming I am not a mouse or a bat.
I will be completely exhausted and sad when I have to leave.
I will have sure tummy muscles by the end of the weekend.
I will be a very good girl anywhere near or within hearing distance of Adam.
I will not swear at all this weekend. (See being a good girl already)
I will have by then end of the weekend pulled an epic joke on Sunshine Bear.
 
Resolution

I resolve:
1. To hug everyone at first sight, and maybe the second and third… OK all weekend!
2. To smack talk as much as possible (from a distance)
3. To spend as much time as I can hangin’ out and laughin’ at silly things.
4. Not to be intimidated by big gorilla men with paddles, and to toss the smack (or a banana) to gorillas too!
5. To enjoy a weekend just being me!
6. To eat at the cheesecake factory and drink as much coffee as I can.
7. To remember every bit of smack talk for the next meet.
8. To be as intimidating as the squirrel, pfffffft.
9. To pwn Scott888 as soon as I finish this for his smart ass comments!!!!
10. To play a card game with Krazydog, with his feet under the coffee table (heavier one this time)
 
Hmmmm lets see...

Make Slackerbitch bananabread.
Try not to forget to pick up Jay at the Cinnci Airport.
Pack dresses for Ru to wear.
Give my beauitful Jo lots of loves.
Watch Animal Planet and Psychic Ghost Hunting Children with Jay.
Although they are my roommates, PWN Classy and ImFailer as much as possible.
Family portrait of the Bella fam including myself.
Recieve an hour spanking session with the big ape.
Spank Ru and call him a good girl.
Spend quality time with my favorite goobs, you know who you are.
Get Jo Taco Bell atleast once.
Wake up in the morning and drink coffee with my Coffee Sista, Classy.
Make ImFailer scream, "I'm the Jazz Man!"
Perform a beebop solo and Natural's forehead.
Hug and PWN my babygirl, Katie.
Spit on SnailShells poutine.
 
Tortuga said:
Hmmmm lets see...

Make Slackerbitch bananabread.
Try not to forget to pick up Jay at the Cinnci Airport.
Pack dresses for Ru to wear.
Give my beauitful Jo lots of loves.
Watch Animal Planet and Psychic Ghost Hunting Children with Jay.
Although they are my roommates, PWN Classy and ImFailer as much as possible.
Family portrait of the Bella fam including myself.
Recieve an hour spanking session with the big ape.
Spank Ru and call him a good girl.
Spend quality time with my favorite goobs, you know who you are.
Get Jo Taco Bell atleast once.
Wake up in the morning and drink coffee with my Coffee Sista, Classy.
Make ImFailer scream, "I'm the Jazz Man!"
Perform a beebop solo and Natural's forehead.
Hug and PWN my babygirl, Katie.
Spit on SnailShells poutine.
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YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!! And LMFAO to spitting on Josh's poutine :neenerneener:
 
1. Hold up my title as mini-rhino
2. to do some serious lering to Fail-bear and ru :p
3. Help ru put on makeup :D
4. have an epical time with my kickass roomies
5. give squealy hugs to everyone I see :D
6. Knock Jay over when we hug for the first time :pounce: (same goes for Kered)
7. Beat Natural at our bet...which I will...
8. Make slacker stop dead in his tracks again *kiss kiss*

there are probably more to come, but this is all I can think of
 
Being the "Bella" in "Bella Bash", I imagine I should have a few of these...

* To actually have all my chores done before you people get here so there's no weirdly moving mountain of laundry in the basement and I don't have to spend the weekend praying no one opens the wrong overstuffed closet ;)

* To enjoy my Shark setting fire to every bratty female backside that's earned it in the main thread :dom:

* To get enough sleep and enough water to be alive and actually human in appearance on Tuesday the 17th :manicd:

* To make sure my Bill knows just how much his patience with his crazy wife's takeover of his house for three (five) days is appreciated :bowing: :Kiss2:
 
Yay resolutions!

I vow:

1. to have amazing hugs ready to give to everyone as much as they want.

2. to bring snacks. (I don't know what yet, probably healthyish stuff.)

3. to not get involved with any of the various people vs. various people thing. (If you bite the hand that feeds you deserve it. Team Switzerland Power!)

4. to talk to everyone as much as possible and be uber friendly.

5. to enjoy every possible minute that I leave my house till the time I return.

I :wub: you all and can't wait.
 
Hmmm...neat thread...let's give it a try.

I resolve to:

-Not sit around and fiddle with rope instead of socializing (I have a tendency to do that).
-Make as many new friends as possible.
-Leave my Blackberry alone.
-Finish Bella's present before I get there...which brings me to my next point...

Hey Bella, I make "funtime" implements lol do you want..

A Denim Flogger (I doubt I have time to get leather from Tandy)
A bamboo switch with a nifty, spirally rubber handle.
A ball chain flogger
or
Hand dyed rope (with the color of your choosing)

Lemme know!!
 
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