TOE RIDE

TOE RIDE

Adapted from Sleigh Ride- with apologies to composer Leroy Anderson and lyricist Mitchell Parish. And probably to most of you. Anyway, here it is- and Merry Christmas-

Her stocking feet are wriggling,
and they’re flexing too
Come on, her lovely tootsies
they just have to be tickled by you
Inside her socks pink piggies
hidden are waving “yoo hoo”,
Come on, her lovely tootsies
they so need to be tickled by you.

Tickle ‘em, tickle ‘em, tickle ‘em,
let’s go, Let’s tickle them soles,
You now start to tickle under her toes.
Slowly tug, slowly tug, slowly tug,
it’s fun, tickling feet this way,
Now tickling bared smooth, pink heels
of your giggling Fairy Fey.

Her laughter’s loud and merry
with gasps and pleadings does she
soles now bared, soft and wrinkly
just like you imagined them to be
tickling continues, ten toes
still hidden clenched tightly too
Come on, her lovely tootsies
they so need to be tickled by you.

There’s laughter a plenty
tickly sensations intense
flow through her while her ten toes still hidden now sense
they’ll soon be revealed
so they curl- socks come off, ten cute, gum-
drop-looking toes now appear, how
they quiver. Yum. yum! yum! yum!

Her toes how they wriggle
oh my, this blonde's so blushful
While you attack her perfect toes
so delectable
They’re being sucked, licked and nibbled as her
cute laughter, now a moan
Her elfin face how it glistens
she's now in a happier zone!

Just watch her bare feet wriggling
toes are clenching, too
You see, her lovely tootsies
they're still so being tickled by you
Her soles are soft and tickly
her toes are calling “yoo hoo”,
You see, her lovely tootsies
they're still so being tickled by you

Her lovely tootsies they're still so being tickled by you
Her lovely tootsies they're still so being tickled by you

A new classic is born!

Thanks Mr. Tudur!