*Disclaimer* The following is meant, in part, as satire. It is something, fortunately, that I have a reasonable opportunity to engage in... 
So, drawing upon inspiration from a friend in the BDSM community, I have come up with the greatest game ever. In my own mind. OK, so I'm sure others have thought of stuff like this before, but at least in my own circles, I may be the first. She has this game she came up with for people to have fun with at play parties known as Wrestlespank. The rules are pretty simple. You just wrestle around, Greco-Roman style and attempt to swat your opponent on the rear as many times as possible whilst doing so. An official score-keeper determines the winner. This turned out to be a good deal of fun for those who participated.
As time has passed, I began envisioning something a little more mixed martial arts style. You can still have your wrestling to attempt to get your opponent into the desired position. Grappling can be accompanied by tickling in order to, perhaps, get your opponent down to the ground a little easier. Think of the spanking aspect as your "strikes" while creatively placed tickling become your "submission maneuvers". One point is awarded for every successful spank landed, and points are tallied at the end of a set time limit. In case of a successfully applied tickle-submission maneuver, the match is over and a victor declared upon tap-out, or in the case of the hands being immobilized, the words "I give up", before said time limit expires.
What sayeth the peanut gallery?
So, drawing upon inspiration from a friend in the BDSM community, I have come up with the greatest game ever. In my own mind. OK, so I'm sure others have thought of stuff like this before, but at least in my own circles, I may be the first.
She has this game she came up with for people to have fun with at play parties known as Wrestlespank. The rules are pretty simple. You just wrestle around, Greco-Roman style and attempt to swat your opponent on the rear as many times as possible whilst doing so. An official score-keeper determines the winner. This turned out to be a good deal of fun for those who participated.As time has passed, I began envisioning something a little more mixed martial arts style. You can still have your wrestling to attempt to get your opponent into the desired position. Grappling can be accompanied by tickling in order to, perhaps, get your opponent down to the ground a little easier. Think of the spanking aspect as your "strikes" while creatively placed tickling become your "submission maneuvers". One point is awarded for every successful spank landed, and points are tallied at the end of a set time limit. In case of a successfully applied tickle-submission maneuver, the match is over and a victor declared upon tap-out, or in the case of the hands being immobilized, the words "I give up", before said time limit expires.
What sayeth the peanut gallery?
