I think I just witnessed the closest thing to acid tripping and tickling on mainstream TV. I was watching VH-1 classics late at nite and happened to notice a rather attractive red-head girl on TV with her arms tied spread to two posts. Then two midgets dressed in red jumpsuits began to grope and tickle her. This lasted for a good minute. She was flailing to get away, but the midets kept it up until Quasimoto (the hunchback) heard her cries for help. Quasimoto thn calls Van Halen (Eddie as the Lone Ranger, Alex as Tarzan and Mike as a Samurai warrior)to rescue the girl still being tickled. They eventually all meet up together with Diamond Dave as Napoleon and confront the devilish midgets and scare them away. The rescued woman then chooses betwen the Hunchback, Tarzan, the Lone Ranger, a Samurai warrior or Napoleon. You guys still with me? Anyways, as 'she' picks Napoleon (aka, David Lee Roth)'she' removes her hair and becomes a HE!!! What a rotten way to end a video (for the ticklers who are straight). Can anybody else confirm this siting? It was for Van Halen's rendition of "Pretty Woman" of all tings.