BASH AT BELLA'S 2011!!!!!!!

[BellaRisa]

:bouncybou:bouncybou LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! :bouncybou:bouncybou



WHO: TMFers, NESTers, and other cool kinksters from all over the place!

WHAT: Bella's Annual Birthday Bash!

WHEN: Friday 11/11-Sunday 11/13

WHERE: Revelry and Madness here in beautiful Columbus OH! Casa Bill & Bella on Friday and Sunday, our regular very nearby hotel on Saturday night!

WHY: Friends, Fun, Food, and moar FUN :dancingbanana::dancingbanana::dancingbanana:

HOW: Planes Trains and Automobiles, Bashers arrive by everything but :tank:

If you're a Bash-Newbian, WE HAVE FUN! Ask veteran Bashers and check out our past party threads:

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?183679-BELLA-BASH-2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&highlight=bash+2010

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?161093-BELLA-BASH-2009!!!!!!!!!!&highlight=bash+2009

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?133494-PARTY-AT-BELLA-S-11-7-11-9&highlight=party+bella%27s

The weekend officially starts on Friday evening at 7pm. We feed you on Friday, ask Bash veterans about my hubby's BBQ (and folks who are driving are MORE than encouraged to bring goodies and beverages!) :hungry:

Saturday, those who are coherent and mobile have breakfast at one of our favorite local places before more ruckus at my house (we WILL be playing Dodgeball in my backyard this year!) and gettin' set for the Saturday Night Main Event. Dinner at 6pm at a local WIN restaurant to be chosen closer to the date before we head over to the hotel around 8pm for the AWESOME WIN COSTUME PARTY. There will be valuable prizes again this year so use your imaginations! :dancingmonster:

There will be Semi-Controlled Mayhem: BELLA COURT, mini-trials complete with lawyers and a judge and very interesting sentences, WHEEL OF FAIL is actually ready to go this year, and whatever other deviltry we wanna get into plus more snack treats and blender drinks and music, followed by at least one trip to Steak n Shake after midnight! :headbang:

Sunday morning we'll have breakfast at a place remarkably similar to Saturday morning before returning to my house for what's supposed to be relaxing and mellowness but always turns into Moar Madness. Anyone still with us on Sunday night (which has become most folks actually!) will revel with still more food and beverages, possible excursions to downtown Columbus (our Short North is like a mini version of the Village in NYC and way cool) and general "last night of the weekend we don't wanna say goodbye!" fun and foolishness until the wee hours :dogpile:

Folks are welcome to stay at Casa Bella Friday and Sunday nights, my home isn't huge but I have sofabeds and queen air mattresses and ample floor space for those with sleeping bags. First come first serve so email me NOW for space at my house. Saturday night: there are many places to sleep in the connecting party suites, double beds and queen sofabeds and floorspace, but again it's first come first serve so EMAIL ME. There are two other hotels literally 5 steps from the party hotel; when you've sent your party fee I'll send you our location and your accomodation info.

Paypal is all ready to go! Send your $37 ($35 party fee plus $2 for Paypal) to bellarisatk@yahoo.com

PLEASE EMAIL ME when you've sent your $ so I can send you a confirmation and your info as needed, cannot WAIT to see you all!!!!!!!!!!!


Now, for those who don't know:

:rules: RULES FOR BELLA BASH: :rules:

The Bash might be the most laid-back party of the year, but we still have a few groundrules:

1. SHOW US YOU WERE RAISED CORRECTLY. Ask before you touch, never assume someone wants to be poked/prodded/licked just because that's what you felt like doing to them. Keep the Bash as relaxed as it is by keeping your hands to yourself unless you KNOW you have permission. 'Lees who don't feel safe = 'lees who don't come back = my foot where you don't want it :evileye:

2. NO DRAMA LLAMAS. The Bash is a Drama Free Zone and we're keeping it that way: no gossiping, no snark behind anyone's back, no hurting people's feelings even if you think you're "just playing". Make a fellow Basher feel unwelcome and YOU will BE unwelcome. And outside. Possibly with your luggage depending on how I feel. There is indeed a Bash Brute Squad for enforcement of such, I mean what I say and if you think I'm talking to you right now, it's because I am :slap:

3. SAFEWORDS ARE ALWAYS RESPECTED AT THE BASH. Never be afraid or embarrassed to safeword, and always listen to your 'lees! Anyone ignoring safewords will be asked to go, we don't care when your flight actually leaves :nopity:


4. Ladies: BEING TOLD TO SWEAR AT OR OTHERWISE HARRASS BRUCETHESHARK IS SHENANIGANS AND FOUL AND IF YOU DO YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. Don't say you weren't warned :paddle: Actually go ahead and say it, we'll :rowfull:


5. COME TO BELLA, BRUCE, OR BILL WITH ANY ISSUES. if you're feeling overwhelmed or uncomfortable, if someone is behaving in a way that you feel isn't good for the Bash...do not hesitate to come to us, that's what we're here for :yessir:

6. :imthedj: PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999. Or 2009, which was a darn fine Bash! :imthedj:

[Korastus]

SO STOKED :D

[Tortuga]

Hells YEAH! I am requesting time off as we speak! I'm not only spending a short few hours this year oh no Ma'am!

[Tiger.Lily]

Finally! Can't wait. :D

And I'll believe Wheel of Fail when I see it.

[classy]

Gonna do my best to be there... I missed all of you last year :(

[myth77]

HELLZ Yeah I'm coming!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!! !!


!


11

! (damn it...ran out of exclamation marks :( )

:bounce: :jester:

[JPie1]

I was just thinking about this today and how I have to start looking into airfares!

[BellaRisa]

And I'll believe Wheel of Fail when I see it.

It was half-finished in the garage for so long I had to toss it and make a new one, I fail :rolleyes:

[KrazieDog]

Time off already taken. Can't wait to see everyone! :seesaw:

[J_Laughs]

Oh yea!

[TropicThunder]

Yes! Can't wait!! I've only been counting down the days from 188. (We're at 82 or so, incase anyone's wondering.)

DODGEBALL!!!! :aww:

[Gothika]

hoping to make it to this one :)

[kered]

Registration moola sent and can't wait to see you guys again! I think I have the perfect costume again this year....tho the Mondy wig and hanging weens may be hard to top.

[asutickler]

Forecast for Friday, 11/11/11: Cloudy, with a 100% chance of rhinos. :D

[BlackestLily]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WANT!!!

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[asutickler]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WANT!!!



...Willingly, or TRUNK?

[y0ungmachin3]

IM SO STOKED :D ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Yayayayay most definitely coming! :D

[BellaRisa]

...Willingly, or TRUNK?

This has now replaced "Cake or Death?" in common language :D

[CD216]

Dates are announced? I'll have to put in for the time off ASAP, and hope for my issues with NEST not occurring once more... Yay planes :p

[BlackestLily]

...Willingly, or TRUNK?

You know willingly...but a large part of me wants to test trunk...

[BellaRisa]

FYI for BASH Newbians: these three rogue creatures live in Casa Bill and Bella:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c319/bellarisatk/002-1.jpg

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c319/bellarisatk/DSC00170.jpg The Shamwow is a poodle, aka a dander-free "hair dog" meaning he doesn't cause reactions in people, but those with cat allergies should bring your...um, whatever cat allergy people bring for such occasions; we dust and vacuum mightily but still :)

[asutickler]

You know willingly...but a large part of me wants to test trunk...


Say no more. :D

[kered]

FYI for BASH Newbians: these three rogue creatures live in Casa Bill and Bella:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c319/bellarisatk/002-1.jpg

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c319/bellarisatk/DSC00170.jpg The Shamwow is a poodle, aka a dander-free "hair dog" meaning he doesn't cause reactions in people, but those with cat allergies should bring your...um, whatever cat allergy people bring for such occasions; we dust and vacuum mightily but still :)

Ah yes, Sebastian Shamwow. He spent a lot of time on Myth's lap to keep Natural away from him. Smart dog!

[CrystalLight]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/memes-internet-irl-me-gusta-balloons.jpg

[DimpleToes]

I am so coming this year.. so excited.

[Skipadeedoodah]

Cannot wait!! SO FAR AWAY!!

[TropicThunder]

81 days.. :shock:

[Skipadeedoodah]

I love that you linked the old threads, Bella. I've been drowning in nostalgia for the past hour :bubbleheart:

[BellaRisa]

I love that you linked the old threads, Bella. I've been drowning in nostalgia for the past hour :bubbleheart:

Dude, you can get a cup of tea and lose an entire afternoon just on the 2009 thread, trust me I've done it ;)

Meanwhile, earlier today Thing 1 specifically asked for a pillow fight rematch against "that cute smaller guy with the the dirty blonde hair and the ring in his lip, he was awesome!" so Korastus betta be here :)

[CrystalLight]

81 days.. :shock:

:D :D

[asutickler]

I love that you linked the old threads, Bella. I've been drowning in nostalgia for the past hour :bubbleheart:


Hamburger Helper. :D

[Skipadeedoodah]

Hamburger Helper. :D

LOL Lyzagna-flavored! :p

[Gothika]

is there anyone that could give me a ride from someplace in ohio,ny or another close state since there is no train that goes that far please pm me if ya can help thanks :)
also if someone could share a room as well that would be awsome

[JPie1]

now to think of a costume idea for this bash.....I have an idea of what I want to do if I can get the top in my size!!!

[Korastus]

Dude, you can get a cup of tea and lose an entire afternoon just on the 2009 thread, trust me I've done it ;)

Meanwhile, earlier today Thing 1 specifically asked for a pillow fight rematch against "that cute smaller guy the the dirty blonde hair and the ring in his lip, he was awesome!" so Korastus betta be here :)

Bahahaha! XD Deal.

[slacker2114]

The plan is to be there. Let's hope this plan works out.

EDIT: Where's this year's smack thread?

[desdemona]

The plan is to be there. Let's hope this plan works out.

Plan BETTER happen or I'm driving there to get you and the missus!

[BellaRisa]

EDIT: Where's this year's smack thread?

I thought this is what that was, but if we need a separate one now that we're all Sub-Forum Havin' Big Shots by all means somebody start it! :D

[Soda Bobinski]

:bouncybou:bouncybou LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! :bouncybou:bouncybou

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:xpulcy:

[kered]

Anybody heard from Gladys....or is it Hortense?

[CrystalLight]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i42/8ax/y-u-noBella.jpg

[slacker2114]

I thought this is what that was, but if we need a separate one now that we're all Sub-Forum Havin' Big Shots by all means somebody start it! :D

Meh...what do I know. I'm half-retarded these days.

[carwash666]

I'm going to be at school =(

[TropicThunder]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c311/ciaradelendai/meme-1.png

[carol8961]

My plan is to be there! Can't wait to see everybody!!

[RChello]

it's been WAYYYYY too long since seeing everyone

[Skipadeedoodah]

Meh...what do I know. I'm half-retarded these days.

Uhh, you're completely retarded every day - kthx.

[CrystalLight]

Uhh, you're completely retarded every day - kthx.

Skippy startin' the smack talk: Surprise? No.

:D

[Skipadeedoodah]

Skippy startin' the smack talk: Surprise? No.

:D

It's not smack talk if it's true - just sayin' :p

[CrystalLight]

It's not smack talk if it's true - just sayin' :p

Hint: Image Search on Google for "sexually confused rhino".

Result: LOL'z GALORE. :bubbleheart:

[Skipadeedoodah]

Hint: Image Search on Google for "sexually confused rhino".

Result: LOL'z GALORE. :bubbleheart:

LOL I've seen it - and yes - iz glorious.

[NG02]

Def wanna make it again this year. Last year was too much fun.

[Korastus]

Uhh, you're completely retarded every day - kthx.

Bahahahaha. Gettin that grave dug early, hmmmmmm? XD

[slacker2114]

Uhh, you're completely retarded every day - kthx.

And so it begins. You waste no time, I'll give you that. I'm sure your next comment will be something along the lines of "Oh hwife, blah blah blah we will destroy blah blah blah IFD blah blah blah rawr". Get a new act. :p

[Korastus]

And so it begins. You waste no time, I'll give you that. I'm sure your next comment will be something along the lines of "Oh hwife, blah blah blah we will destroy blah blah blah IFD blah blah blah rawr". Get a new act. :p

The best part is when they start selling each other out. XD

[slacker2114]

The best part is when they start selling each other out. XD

That's as inevitable as the shit-talking.

[TropicThunder]

And so it begins. You waste no time, I'll give you that. I'm sure your next comment will be something along the lines of "Oh hwife, blah blah blah we will destroy blah blah blah IFD blah blah blah rawr". Get a new act. :p

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c311/ciaradelendai/fry.png

[NG02]

Ive already called the creepy couch in the muder cellar, as my bed....

[natural tickler]

Ive already called the creepy couch in the muder cellar, as my bed....

that might be problematic twin....since I have claimed it for years...

[NG02]

that might be problematic twin....since I have claimed it for years...

You didnt have it last year sir..... I think a new trend has started

[natural tickler]

You didnt have it last year sir..... I think a new trend has started no new trend, just claimin the couch

[Skipadeedoodah]

And so it begins. You waste no time, I'll give you that. I'm sure your next comment will be something along the lines of "Oh hwife, blah blah blah we will destroy blah blah blah IFD blah blah blah rawr". Get a new act. :p

You almost had me pegged, except for the fact that I've never thrown a random misplaced H into either of my wives' names. Literacy fail, SB.

[kered]

And so it begins. You waste no time, I'll give you that. I'm sure your next comment will be something along the lines of "Oh hwife, blah blah blah we will destroy blah blah blah IFD blah blah blah rawr". Get a new act. :p
You know, I think she just can't help it. It ends in failure every time....but yet she persists.


The best part is when they start selling each other out. XD
You ain't kiddin'!!! We should get a betting pool up to see who gets thrown under the bus first!


Ive already called the creepy couch in the muder cellar, as my bed....
Oh, we have a dibs call!!!


that might be problematic twin....since I have claimed it for years...
uh oh............Big Bear is awake.


You didnt have it last year sir..... I think a new trend has started
oh dear.......a power struggle......who will blink first??!!!

[BellaRisa]

no new trend, just claimin the couch

Do you have a FLAG?? :dancingbanana:

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Meanwhile, my couch my rules, you two will play Odds or Evens for it when you get here :rockon:

[CrystalLight]

no new trend, just claimin the couch

You two can cuddle together.

[Tortuga]

Anyone want to share a room with me?

[Korastus]

Anyone want to share a room with me?

I can, if you want. I was gonna need to find a roommate anyway :D

[NG02]

what the hell is odds or evens?

[slacker2114]

You almost had me pegged, except for the fact that I've never thrown a random misplaced H into either of my wives' names. Literacy fail, SB.

You are wrong. Whenever you two are babbling on about your faux power, you never say "wife". You both always pronounce it "hhhhhhwife". Ask any objective member and they'll confirm. That being the case, the fail is all yours.

[JPie1]

no new trend, just claimin the couch


ah, hate to tell you.....ladies 1st! sorry but you guys are just such gentlemen you would not want to see a lady sleeping on the floor. Really, the couch is mine.

[JPie1]

Def wanna make it again this year. Last year was too much fun.

I am so glad you will be there!!!

[natural tickler]

Do you have a FLAG?? :dancingbanana:

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Meanwhile, my couch my rules, you two will play Odds or Evens for it when you get here :rockon:


what hell is odds or evens???

[TropicThunder]

For informational purposes -

Odds and evens
In another version one person is designated the "odds" player while the other is labeled "evens". Players hold one hand out in front of them and count together to three (sometimes chanting "Once, twice, thrice, shoot!" or "One, two, three, shoot!"). On three (or "shoot"), both players hold out either one or two fingers. If the sum of fingers shown by both players is an even number (i.e. two or four) then the "evens" player wins; otherwise the "odds" player is the winner. Since there are two possible ways to add up to three, both players have an equal chance of winning.

In New York City and Long Island in the 1950s, the game was called "choosies," and would be invoked to resolve a playground dispute by one antagonist saying, "let's shoot for it."

[CrystalLight]

I thought it was when one partner had to rip out the leg hair of another and the one getting the leg hair ripped out had to guess if there was an even or odd number of hairs removed. If he was wrong, he lost..

..& kept getting hair ripped out 'till he got it right.

[BellaRisa]

For informational purposes -

Odds and evens
In another version one person is designated the "odds" player while the other is labeled "evens". Players hold one hand out in front of them and count together to three (sometimes chanting "Once, twice, thrice, shoot!" or "One, two, three, shoot!"). On three (or "shoot"), both players hold out either one or two fingers. If the sum of fingers shown by both players is an even number (i.e. two or four) then the "evens" player wins; otherwise the "odds" player is the winner. Since there are two possible ways to add up to three, both players have an equal chance of winning.

In New York City and Long Island in the 1950s, the game was called "choosies," and would be invoked to resolve a playground dispute by one antagonist saying, "let's shoot for it."


This, I thought everybody knew about that; it's how we solved darn near every issue in school back in the day if "Engine Engine Number 9" wasn't appropriate :fish:

Even Jerry and George did it: http://youtu.be/4ZOLs03vILs

[impaler]

All paid...serisouly cannot WAIT to see you hooligans...er I mean...wonderfully awesome malcontents in November.

NG02...PM coming your way, boss....

Oh and for the record....again......just like the cheese, the "Wheel of FAIL" is a lie......

It's a myth......like sasquatch

...or trickle-down economics

....or New Hampshire - becuase we all know NH is a joke that Vermont likes to play on the rest of the country making us think it really exists....

[dvnc]

I'm still laughin' while thinkin' "Cake please." Sad to be missin' this, but there's not a snowball's that we've time and dime until next year. Missin' y'all!

[tklee88]

YAY! I can't wait! I'm definitely trying to make it. It's been way too long since I've seen everyone. EEEEEEK! :D :D :D :D :D

[TropicThunder]

I'm not missing Steak n Shake this year.

:woot:

[BellaRisa]

Oh and for the record....again......just like the cheese, the "Wheel of FAIL" is a lie......



What's that? Why yes you did imFAILer to add $2 to your Bash payment for the Paypal fee, meaning you can go first for Wheel of Fail; thanks for volunteering! :firedevil

[Korastus]

YAY! I can't wait! I'm definitely trying to make it. It's been way too long since I've seen everyone. EEEEEEK! :D :D :D :D :D

YOU'D BETTER BE THERE! >:O

[CrystalLight]

All paid...serisouly cannot WAIT to see you hooligans...er I mean...wonderfully awesome malcontents in November.

NG02...PM coming your way, boss....

Oh and for the record....again......just like the cheese, the "Wheel of FAIL" is a lie......

It's a myth......like sasquatch

...or trickle-down economics

....or New Hampshire - becuase we all know NH is a joke that Vermont likes to play on the rest of the country making us think it really exists....

You do know there is a REASON you were dubbed imFAILer... right?

[Soda Bobinski]

sorry but you guys are just such gentlemen you would not want to see a lady sleeping on the floor.

They might not want to , but I do.

[JPie1]

whatever happened to ladies 1st?? and I sure remember odds and evens in the school yard...

[Soda Bobinski]

whatever happened to ladies 1st??

First on the floor.

[JPie1]

They might not want to , but I do.


and why would you want to see this lady on the floor??

[CrystalLight]

and why would you want to see this lady on the floor??

He's speaking from his own experiences.

Photos are available.

[NG02]

Thats what odds or even is? Why not just do 2 out of 3 paper, rock, scissors? I can't believe Ive never heard of that before. Anyway sorry Jpie it's already bad enough to have 2 people competing for 1 thing. Throwing in of third is just retarded and not worth it. So I'm just gonna be nice and tell you it's no use battling with 2 tyrants, going against just 1 of us is bad enough....... but trying to jump in against both is a death wish. Might want to rethink your position.

[CrystalLight]

it's no use battling with 2 tyrants

You a tyrant?

Our tyrants must meet.

Cus I think..

My tyrant >> your tyrant.

[Soda Bobinski]

and why would you want to see this lady on the floor??

Oh , no reason.


Photos are available.

http://static.zoovy.com/img/gkworld/W346-H242-Bffffff/M/mmfloor8934dgast4.jpg

[Brucetheshark]

I am SO glad to see so many people are coming! I love you all!

[Skipadeedoodah]

I am SO glad to see so many people are coming! I love you all!

Back atcha! :D

[NG02]

You a tyrant?

Our tyrants must meet.

Cus I think..

My tyrant >> your tyrant.

That can be arranged....would love to meet all 110lbs of the tyrant you claim to posses....


I am SO glad to see so many people are coming! I love you all!

We must do work this year sir. I got some learnin to get done

[CrystalLight]

Lyz got me looking at the BB '09 thread.. and I have yet to hear from our Kraziedog. This had me dying though:


Me: "You must be proud of your 49'ers this weekend"
Jo: "You damn right!"
Me: "What a year they are having"
Jo: "Yea"
Me: "You realize you all lost again this weekend for the 3rd time in 4 games?"
Jo: "Fuck!! I didn't know."

She is a pillar of strength when it comes to fan support! <3


God I miss you guys. :( :(



That can be arranged....would love to meet all 110lbs of the tyrant you claim to posses....

The fuck you say? :evileye:

It ain't got shit t'do with size/height/etc. -- I bet you the couch and 4 dollars and 67 cents that I can out Tyrant the SHIT out of you.

Two words for ya.. Live 'em.. Learn 'em..& Love 'em: Fear. Me. :lion:

[NG02]

First off I have to win the couch before making any bets. And secondly maybe in your world size doesn't matter but it does in mine and I fear no woman sorry. Maybe you can out tyrant me in a game of chess for something(your chance for success is extremely high there)

[Korastus]

The fuck you say? :evileye:

It ain't got shit t'do with size/height/etc. -- I bet you the couch and 4 dollars and 67 cents that I can out Tyrant the SHIT out of you.

Two words for ya.. Live 'em.. Learn 'em..& Love 'em: Fear. Me. :lion:

I hate to say it, Jo, but I dunno if I'll be placing any bets on you in this one XD

[CrystalLight]

First off I have to win the couch before making any bets. And secondly maybe in your world size doesn't matter but it does in mine and I fear no woman sorry. Maybe you can out tyrant me in a game of chess for something(your chance for success is extremely high there)

Apologies.

I was unable to completely read this post due to the massive amount of FAIL male machismo stinking it up.


I actually think it's for the best that you don't fear me.. the element of surprise really will give me a chance to brush up on my already pretty mint ninja skills.

I'm built like a shit brick house, my friend. Anytime you wanna grapple.. you just lemme know.

http://gamenight.4leafcoder.com/__oneclick_uploads/2010/09/gauntlet1.jpg


I hate to say it, Jo, but I dunno if I'll be placing any bets on you in this one XD

..orly.

I'm sorry..

It was you that I had pinned in helpless defeat on the floor at NEST, correct? :whipcrack:

[slacker2114]

Just be glad I'm staying at the hotel instead of Casa Bella. If I was staying at the house, all your arguments would be rendered moot because that couch is MINE!

[CrystalLight]

Just be glad I'm staying at the hotel instead of Casa Bella. If I was staying at the house, all your arguments would be rendered moot because that couch is MINE!

You're staying in the trunk of my car, Beard. Sorry.

[slacker2114]

You're staying in the trunk of my car, Beard. Sorry.

When you prove tough enough to PUT me in the trunk, that will happen.

[CrystalLight]

When you prove tough enough to PUT me in the trunk, that will happen.

I'm sure you'll be putty in my hands if I were to bring this along:

http://www.bluw.com/images-ns/2114.jpg

[slacker2114]

I'm sure you'll be putty in my hands if I were to bring this along:

http://www.bluw.com/images-ns/2114.jpg

Keep thinking that while I'm jamming spiders down your top.

[CrystalLight]

Keep thinking that while I'm jamming spiders down your top.

Aren't I supposed to be jamming dollar bills down your top?

Oh poor confused Beard. :headpat:

[slacker2114]

Aren't I supposed to be jamming dollar bills down your top?

Oh poor confused Beard. :headpat:

Fine. You bring the dollars, I'll bring the spiders and we'll see which one of us backs off first.

[CrystalLight]

Fine. You bring the dollars, I'll bring the spiders and we'll see which one of us backs off first.

I'll bring a dustbuster. Your petty threats of spiders don't sway me. Shame on you for relying on insects to protect you from my wrath.

I request you get your other LxG dudes in and choreograph a dance to this song:

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[natural tickler]

You a tyrant?

Our tyrants must meet.

Cus I think..

My tyrant >> your tyrant.

you? a tyrant?? really???

no, really?? bwhahahahaha now THIS I gotta see


Just be glad I'm staying at the hotel instead of Casa Bella. If I was staying at the house, all your arguments would be rendered moot because that couch is MINE!

all arguments are already mute because the couch is mine, whether you're there or not...so it is written, so shall it come to pass, quote the Natural, nevermore

[slacker2114]

I'll bring a dustbuster. Your petty threats of spiders don't sway me. Shame on you for relying on insects to protect you from my wrath.

PROTECT me from your WRATH???? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's about the funniest shit I've heard all week! I picture your "wrath" being the equivalent of shooting spitballs at a battleship. But as always, you're welcome to try.

[slacker2114]

all arguments are already mute because the couch is mine, whether you're there or not...so it is written, so shall it come to pass, quote the Natural, nevermore

You just lost all couch privileges because you don't know the difference between 'mute' and 'moot'. Your twin wins the couch.

[CrystalLight]

PROTECT me from your WRATH???? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's about the funniest shit I've heard all week! I picture your "wrath" being the equivalent of shooting spitballs at a battleship. But as always, you're welcome to try.

Careful with the excessive use of "Bwa" and "Ha"'s. You're bound to use up the only eloquent come backs you have to anything.. ever.. before it's even October.

And I've actually practiced shooting spitballs after the Yeti taught me how. I can cause some pretty serious damage. :flex:

[slacker2114]

Careful with the excessive use of "Bwa" and "Ha"'s. You're bound to use up the only eloquent come backs you have to anything.. ever.. before it's even October.

And I've actually practiced shooting spitballs after the Yeti taught me how. I can cause some pretty serious damage. :flex:

The only thing you're capable of damaging is yourself, so good luck with that.

[natural tickler]

You just lost all couch privileges because you don't know the difference between 'mute' and 'moot'. Your twin wins the couch.

that was done on purpose...so therefore lost no priveledges....its gonna take alot to give up the couch...now go and runteldat

[slacker2114]

that was done on purpose...so therefore lost no priveledges....its gonna take alot to give up the couch...now go and runteldat

Done on purpose for what reason? It made no sense. B gets the couch and you get the floor. End of discussion.

[Skipadeedoodah]

1.) LOL @ mute vs moot
2.) I've seen the destruction Jo can cause with a few strategically placed spitballs. I'd quit sassing now if I had a beard like that. Beware.

[CrystalLight]

The only thing you're capable of damaging is yourself, so good luck with that.

Your robe and wizard hat is too transparent. I can see right through you.

.. or is that all a part of your 'act' before you ride the pole?


Reminds me of:

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[natural tickler]

Done on purpose for what reason? It made no sense. B gets the couch and you get the floor. End of discussion.

we'll see about that grizzly beard..

and besides, its early in the morning...the dictionary is not up and running yet

[slacker2114]

1.) LOL @ mute vs moot
2.) I've seen the destruction Jo can cause with a few strategically placed spitballs. I'd quit sassing now if I had a beard like that. Beware.

Nobody asked you. May I suggest instead of running your mouth, you instead start packing for Bella's now so you MIGHT be ready come November?

[natural tickler]

Your robe and wizard hat is too transparent. I can see right through you.

.. or is that all a part of your 'act' before you ride the pole?


Reminds me of:

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didn't know you were a Ginuwine fan.....wow

[slacker2114]

Your robe and wizard hat is too transparent. I can see right through you.

.. or is that all a part of your 'act' before you ride the pole?

You talk all bad-ass now. Makes me wonder how many steps I'll have to take towards you in November to make you fall on your ass trying to get away this time.

[Skipadeedoodah]

Nobody asked you. May I suggest instead of running your mouth, you instead start packing for Bella's now so you MIGHT be ready come November?

If I were you I'd worry much more about my Beard than I would about anyone else. Besides, the sooner I get there the sooner you meet certain doom. I don't know why you're rushing me.

[natural tickler]

You talk all bad-ass now. Makes me wonder how many steps I'll have to take towards you in November to make you fall on your ass trying to get away this time.

you have no worries about her my brother...her bravado is amusing

[CrystalLight]

didn't know you were a Ginuwine fan.....wow

Yeah. Further proof of my pretty amazing element of surprise tactics.

Would you prefer something? Because I can pull out some ol' school A Tribe Called Quest, Slick Rick, Leaders of the New School or Del The Funky Homosapien.

:cool:

[CrystalLight]

If I were you I'd worry much more about my Beard than I would about anyone else. Besides, the sooner I get there the sooner you meet certain doom. I don't know why you're rushing me.

Isn't it obvious? He clearly has to be reminded of his place and where he belongs.

-sigh-

It's a sad, sad day when they lose sight of their lessons. We work diligently to keep them in order.. but as always; they bring disappointment, shame and a hot side of Fail.

[slacker2114]

If I were you I'd worry much more about my Beard than I would about anyone else. Besides, the sooner I get there the sooner you meet certain doom. I don't know why you're rushing me.

I'm rushing you because this will make 3 Bella Bashes where my doom was assured and nothing happened to me. I'm an impatient man.


you have no worries about her my brother...her bravado is amusing

If Jo didn't have her shit-talking abilities, she'd just be another little sub. At least with her mouth, she's a NOTICEABLE subbie.

[natural tickler]

Yeah. Further proof of my pretty amazing element of surprise tactics.

Would you prefer something? Because I can pull out some ol' school A Tribe Called Quest, Slick Rick, Leaders of the New School or Del The Funky Homosapien.

:cool:

old school hip-hop...that's MY domain

but if you wish, gimme some Electric Relaxation by Tribe Called Quest

[BellaRisa]

all arguments are already mute because the couch is mine, whether you're there or not...so it is written, so shall it come to pass, quote the Natural, nevermore




all arguments are already mute because the couch is mine, whether you're there or not...so it is written, so shall it come to pass, quote the Natural, nevermore

It's the opinion of Bash Management that the aforementioned couch is indeed reserved for our Slacker first and foremost, simply because we've never ever had anyone love and appreciate it the way he does; that includes my Daycare babies, his naps on it are deeper and somehow more meaningful :) Seriously without the Fabulous Surefit Slipcover ™ that thing would get me yelled at by Matt from Hoarders, it's beyond raggedy and was probably a Wheel of Fortune showcase prize around 1976*. I'd replace it but frankly I'm having trouble finding a new one both long and wide enough that Bruce or Slacker or Rhino can stretch out and sleep that comfortably :zzzzz:



* hands up if you were alive when Wheel of Fortune had a showcase with Valuable Prizes and if you wondered what they did with the remaining 43¢ that was always put on a "gift certificate" :hmm:

[slacker2114]

Isn't it obvious? He clearly has to be reminded of his place and where he belongs.

-sigh-

It's a sad, sad day when they lose sight of their lessons. We work diligently to keep them in order.. but as always; they bring disappointment, shame and a hot side of Fail.

Yes, by all means...teach me these lessons. Between Skippy's promises of doom and your endless blathering about lesson teaching, I'm dying to see how this works out for both of you.

[CrystalLight]

old school hip-hop...that's MY domain

Or..is...it? :sherlock:


If Jo didn't have her shit-talking abilities, she'd just be another little sub. At least with her mouth, she's a NOTICEABLE subbie.

The only sub *I* am .. is sublime. And it does me a little bit of proud to see your Masochistic side coming out. :lion:

[natural tickler]

* hands up if you were alive when Wheel of Fortune had a showcase with Valuable Prizes and if you wondered what they did with the remaining 43¢ that was always put on a "gift certificate" :hmm:

umm dont you mean Price is Right??? they are the only one with showcases....

[slacker2114]

The only sub *I* am .. is sublime. And it does me a little bit of proud to see your Masochistic side coming out. :lion:

I swear, you, Skippy and Lily must own stock in a shovel company for all the holes you dig for yourselves, which is quite convenient since I'm going to bury you in one.

[slacker2114]

umm dont you mean Price is Right??? they are the only one with showcases....

:megafail:

Wheel of Fortune had a showcase where people picked their gifts after solving a puzzle.

[natural tickler]

I swear, you, Skippy and Lily must own stock in a shovel company for all the holes you dig for yourselves, which is quite convenient since I'm going to bury you in one.

my brother, how many times must I tell you?? they are always gluttons for punishment...they dont know any better


on a lighter note, are ya ready for some foosball???

[natural tickler]

:megafail:

Wheel of Fortune had a showcase where people picked their gifts after solving a puzzle.

dont recall that one, thought they had the prizes on the wheel as they landed on it...

and I didn't fail, when I was little was forced to watch all those damn shows in the morning as a kid :(

[slacker2114]

my brother, how many times must I tell you?? they are always gluttons for punishment...they dont know any better


on a lighter note, are ya ready for some foosball???

I'm always ready for football!!

[CrystalLight]

I swear, you, Skippy and Lily must own stock in a shovel company for all the holes you dig for yourselves, which is quite convenient since I'm going to bury you in one.

Hole digging?

The only holes that will be dug are the ones that your collection of bullshit Slayer and Co music is going..

..along with your Dignity.

[natural tickler]

I'm always ready for football!!

although I must say not offering a extension to Polamalu is idiotic, but lock everyone else up with extensions..

[slacker2114]

Hole digging?

The only holes that will be dug are the ones that your collection of bullshit Slayer and Co music is going..

..along with your Dignity.

We'll see how your bullshit holds up in person in just a couple short months. Don't cry when you're shown to be the mouthy little bottom that you are.


although I must say not offering a extension to Polamalu is idiotic, but lock everyone else up with extensions..

It's all part of the plan...

[BellaRisa]

umm dont you mean Price is Right??? they are the only one with showcases....

No, I mean the Wheel of Fortune Showcase where the contestants who won the round got to pick out '70's and '80's furniture and 'art' and occasionally a trip somewhere amazing like Fresno or Yonkers :cool:

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[CrystalLight]

umm dont you mean Price is Right??? they are the only one with showcases....


.. I wasn't even thought of yet and *I* knew that.

Shame, shame, shame, shame on you. :disgust:

[slacker2114]

No, I mean the Wheel of Fortune Showcase where the contestants who won the round got to pick out '70's and '80's furniture and 'art' and occasionally a trip somewhere amazing like Fresno or Yonkers :cool:

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Hey, people paid good money to visit Yonkers in those days!

[CrystalLight]

LOVE Wheel of Fortune. :yayzorz:

Wheel of Fail?

Le Skeptical. :\

[natural tickler]

No, I mean the Wheel of Fortune Showcase where the contestants who won the round got to pick out '70's and '80's furniture and 'art' and occasionally a trip somewhere amazing like Fresno or Yonkers :cool:

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oh my bad....back then, I was paying more attention to Vanna White...LMAO

[natural tickler]

.. I wasn't even thought of yet and *I* knew that.

Shame, shame, shame, shame on you. :disgust:

silence young whippersnapper!!!

you have enough problems on your plate with Beard on your tail :p

[BellaRisa]

oh my bad....back then, I was paying more attention to Vanna White...LMAO

It's burned into my memory because my grandmother, after insisting they never let black people win on that show :rolleyes: , would drink her Fresca and harrass all the winners for picking out prizes that were stupid in her humble opinion. Meanwhile, catch the very end of that clip and see the commercial for Lite Line cheese, I used to have bad dreams about the lady in the mouse costume :shake:

[slacker2114]

It's burned into my memory because my grandmother, after insisting they never let black people win on that show :rolleyes: , would drink her Fresca and harrass all the winners for picking out prizes that were stupid in her humble opinion. Meanwhile, catch the very end of that clip and see the commercial for Lite Line cheese, I used to have bad dreams about the lady in the mouse costume :shake:

My grandmother and her two sisters used to do the same thing with the Price is Right, only they'd complain every time a black person won. Once, I was watching with my Aunt Helen and she started complaining when a white lady won. I asked her what was wrong, the person wasn't black. Her reply? "She's probably a goddamn Jew!" *facepalm*

[impaler]

What's that? Why yes you did imFAILer to add $2 to your Bash payment for the Paypal fee, meaning you can go first for Wheel of Fail; thanks for volunteering! :firedevil

:facepalm:

Fixed!!!! Sorry, Bella.

[CrystalLight]

silence young whippersnapper!!!

you have enough problems on your plate with Beard on your tail :p

I'm an old, crusty soul.

And I've got 99 Problems but a Beard ain't one. :cool:

[slacker2114]

And I've got 99 Problems but a Beard ain't one. :cool:

Not for a couple months, anyway.

[CrystalLight]

Not for a couple months, anyway.

Temporary Truce Established for Oct 24th.

That is my only request.

[BellaRisa]

:facepalm:

Fixed!!!! Sorry, Bella.

Aw hon, you didn't have to do that! ♥

And you're still going first :Kiss1:

[natural tickler]

It's burned into my memory because my grandmother, after insisting they never let black people win on that show :rolleyes: , would drink her Fresca and harrass all the winners for picking out prizes that were stupid in her humble opinion. Meanwhile, catch the very end of that clip and see the commercial for Lite Line cheese, I used to have bad dreams about the lady in the mouse costume :shake:

wow....Lite Line cheese.....godawful cheese...never melted for grilled cheese sandwiches...LOL

[slacker2114]

Temporary Truce Established for Oct 24th.

That is my only request.

Agreed. Who am I to deny a dying woman her last request? :bubbleheart:

[impaler]

Wheel of Fail?

Le Skeptical. :\

THIS is the most accurate statement you've made on this thread thus far.....just sain'....

[impaler]

Aw hon, you didn't have to do that! ♥

And you're still going first :Kiss1:

I nominiate Hortence to go first........or Maggie.....either one.... :D

[CrystalLight]

Agreed. Who am I to deny a dying woman her last request? :bubbleheart:

And you just had to come back w/the sass.

You'll never learn.

[BellaRisa]

I nominiate Hortence to go first........or Maggie.....either one.... :D

If it doesn't exist than you've nothing to fret about, right? :devilish:

[natural tickler]

I nominiate Hortence to go first........or Maggie.....either one.... :D

nominate yourself boulder head:doublefinger:

[CrystalLight]

THIS is the most accurate statement you've made on this thread thus far.....just sain'....

:dom:

[slacker2114]

And you just had to come back w/the sass.

You'll never learn.

You would have done no less.

[natural tickler]

well like Rodney King says...


can't we all just get along?? :p

[CrystalLight]

well like Rodney King says...


can't we all just get along?? :p

Based off Beard's behavior.. I think the only "Rodney" that fits here is Mr. Dangerfield.

"I get no respect."

:dom:

[impaler]

:dom:

Shush you... :p

[slacker2114]

Shush you... :p

And here's Mr. Dangerfield himself!

[CrystalLight]

And here's Mr. Dangerfield himself!

For once.. we agree.

[natural tickler]

Shush you... :p

hey it's lopsided football head!!!

[Korastus]

It's the opinion of Bash Management that the aforementioned couch is indeed reserved for our Slacker first and foremost, simply because we've never ever had anyone love and appreciate it the way he does; that includes my Daycare babies, his naps on it are deeper and somehow more meaningful :) Seriously without the Fabulous Surefit Slipcover ™ that thing would get me yelled at by Matt from Hoarders, it's beyond raggedy and was probably a Wheel of Fortune showcase prize around 1976*. I'd replace it but frankly I'm having trouble finding a new one both long and wide enough that Bruce or Slacker or Rhino can stretch out and sleep that comfortably :zzzzz:



* hands up if you were alive when Wheel of Fortune had a showcase with Valuable Prizes and if you wondered what they did with the remaining 43¢ that was always put on a "gift certificate" :hmm:

From the looks of it, even if he was staying at the house, he'll be too busy accommodating death wishes to make use of it. XD

[impaler]

And here's Mr. Dangerfield himself!


For once.. we agree.

I think that's the 3rd sign of the Apocalypse.....


hey it's lopsided football head!!!

Don't forget your running shoes in case Lee attends..... :D

[NG02]

Damn I was only gone from the thread for just a few hours, and you guys went from 7 pages of a way to 12.... Jeeze I missed a lot. After skimming through the 5 new pages I realize you guys change subjects like 4 or 5 times so any argument I was holding is pretty much null. Anyway.....crystal- grappling challenge accepted, bella- my naps on the awesomeness called the grundgy couch are the stuff of legend, twin- like miss b said the couch has to be earned this year.. so schoolyard problem solving techniques it is, and impaler- werent you supposed to pm me?

[JPie1]

Thats what odds or even is? Why not just do 2 out of 3 paper, rock, scissors? I can't believe Ive never heard of that before. Anyway sorry Jpie it's already bad enough to have 2 people competing for 1 thing. Throwing in of third is just retarded and not worth it. So I'm just gonna be nice and tell you it's no use battling with 2 tyrants, going against just 1 of us is bad enough....... but trying to jump in against both is a death wish. Might want to rethink your position.


where is the nice guy I came to know?? and neither of you present a death wish to me!! everrrrrrrrr...

[JPie1]

Hey, people paid good money to visit Yonkers in those days!


Hey I lived in Yonkers for a while! after we moved out of the Bronx!! huge upgrade!

and yes I remember those days of Wheel of Fortune with the showcases!!

[BlackestLily]

I swear, you, Skippy and Lily must own stock in a shovel company for all the holes you dig for yourselves, which is quite convenient since I'm going to bury you in one.

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsM/11342-18828.gif

I beg your pardon!! I have been a SAINT in this thread thus far.


where is the nice guy I came to know?? and neither of you present a death wish to me!! everrrrrrrrr...

Just shove them off when they're asleep and take it. FOOLPROOF!

[slacker2114]

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsM/11342-18828.gif

I beg your pardon!! I have been a SAINT in this thread thus far.

Give it time...

[Skipadeedoodah]

So I was looking at the Bella thread from 09 and comparing it to this one. Verdict: We are srsly slacking in the shit-talking, psyched-getting department. I blame...well...Slacker.

[BlackestLily]

So I was looking at the Bella thread from 09 and comparing it to this one. Verdict: We are srsly slacking in the shit-talking, psyched-getting department. I blame...well...Slacker.

Stupid Beard...

[Skipadeedoodah]

Stupid Beard...

I know, right? Leave it to him to ruin a perfectly good party thread. Douche.

[slacker2114]

So I was looking at the Bella thread from 09 and comparing it to this one. Verdict: We are srsly slacking in the shit-talking, psyched-getting department. I blame...well...Slacker.

No, blame your precious wife. She's accounted for what...3 posts? Maybe 4? Or has she just finally learned to keep her yap shut?


Stupid Beard...


I know, right? Leave it to him to ruin a perfectly good party thread. Douche.

Ah, there we go...the two harpies finally managed to find one another.

[BlackestLily]

No, blame your precious wife. She's accounted for what...3 posts? Maybe 4? Or has she just finally learned to keep her yap shut?





Ah, there we go...the two harpies finally managed to find one another.

I'm going to set you on fire just so I can slap it out.

[slacker2114]

I'm going to set you on fire just so I can slap it out.

See? I knew it was just a matter of time. Incidentally, you've always had the open invitation to try and carry out your threats. Nothing has ever stopped you but your own fear of failure.

[Big_Dogg85]

*wanders into the thread, sits down and :popcorn:, contemplating if his previous suggestion of costuming as Launchpad McQuack would receive serious consideration for Costume of the Year...if he was going of course.* I'M STILL PRAYING FOR A MIRACLE, EVEN WHEN LIFE IS SET IN STONE.

[NG02]

Just shove them off when they're asleep and take it. FOOLPROOF!

You do know if that does happen now, after she is dealt with you will be the next 1 that is hunted down 4 voicing your opinion on the subject

[CrystalLight]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i42/8ax/memes-not-sure-if-soap-opera-or-wwe.jpg

[CrystalLight]

See? I knew it was just a matter of time. Incidentally, you've always had the open invitation to try and carry out your threats. Nothing has ever stopped you but your own fear of failure.

Beeeeeeeard? O.O

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[slacker2114]

Beeeeeeeard? O.O

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Ok, THAT actually made me laugh.

[CrystalLight]

Ok, THAT actually made me laugh.

:yayzorz:

See? I'm not ALWAYS vengeful. >:]

[asutickler]

So I was looking at the Bella thread from 09 and comparing it to this one. Verdict: We are srsly slacking in the shit-talking, psyched-getting department. I blame...well...Slacker.



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[Persephone]

I am really stoked to see everyone again ^^ and to attend my first ever Bella Bash!

I am just not sure if I should drive or fly? Driving to Ohio from VA is only about 6-7 hours, but I don't want to drive alone. Does anyone know if the airport is near the hotel or Bella's house :)?

[BellaRisa]

I am really stoked to see everyone again ^^ and to attend my first ever Bella Bash!

I am just not sure if I should drive or fly? Driving to Ohio from VA is only about 6-7 hours, but I don't want to drive alone. Does anyone know if the airport is near the hotel or Bella's house :)?

The airport is just 20 minutes from both Bash locations, let us know when you're arriving and someone will pick you up. Traffic does get more intense during rush hour so we encourage folks not to fly in between 5pm and 7pm on Friday if you can avoid it :)

[Skipadeedoodah]

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3525/josephducreuxmemegenera.jpg

I have no idea what this all means. Luckily you threaten me with the same old, tired shit all the time, so it could be in Portuguese and I'd still have a pretty good idea of the message you were trying to convey.

[slacker2114]

I have no idea what this all means. Luckily you threaten me with the same old, tired shit all the time, so it could be in Portuguese and I'd still have a pretty good idea of the message you were trying to convey.

It means "Shut your mouth before you get pimp-slapped".

[Skipadeedoodah]

It means "Shut your mouth before you get pimp-slapped".

LOLOLOL Oh, well then I take it back - that was funny :)

[CrystalLight]

LOLOLOL Oh, well then I take it back - that was funny :)

Gah. Don't take it back.. your post was spot on. All they have to come back with is asinine sarcasm. Clearly they are incapable of handling sheer brilliance, like what we ladies deliver. :flex:

[slacker2114]

Gah. Don't take it back.. your post was spot on. All they have to come back with is asinine sarcasm. Clearly they are incapable of handling sheer brilliance, like what we ladies deliver. :flex:

When one of you actually says or does something brilliant, we'll be sure to let you know that we're suitably impressed.

[CrystalLight]

When one of you actually says or does something brilliant, we'll be sure to let you know that we're suitably impressed.

You're such a GBF Derp that you have no bloody idea what the hell brilliant is.

I'll give you a hint:


Not you.

[Skipadeedoodah]

Gah. Don't take it back.. your post was spot on. All they have to come back with is asinine sarcasm. Clearly they are incapable of handling sheer brilliance, like what we ladies deliver. :flex:

I agree the point is still valid, but not for THIS post. He doesn't usually threaten to pimp-slap me LOL That's a new one :) Don't worry, Jojo. The Rhino will dust off plenty of used up, washed out threats and retorts between now and November that will fit my original response PERFECTLY :D

[CrystalLight]

Sidebar: Why aren't the other Bash threads in this forum?

[slacker2114]

You're such a GBF Derp that you have no bloody idea what the hell brilliant is.

I'll give you a hint:


Not you.

Here's another hint: most DEFINITELY not you. You're forever confusing your bullshit with brilliance.


I agree the point is still valid, but not for THIS post. He doesn't usually threaten to pimp-slap me LOL That's a new one :) Don't worry, Jojo. The Rhino will dust off plenty of used up, washed out threats and retorts between now and November that will fit my original response PERFECTLY :D

And we all wait with bated breath for YOUR usual threats of non-existent destruction.

[Skipadeedoodah]

Sidebar: Why aren't the other Bash threads in this forum?

I was wondering the same thing, actually. Bellaaaaaaaaa? :D

[natural tickler]

Damn I was only gone from the thread for just a few hours, and you guys went from 7 pages of a way to 12.... Jeeze I missed a lot. After skimming through the 5 new pages I realize you guys change subjects like 4 or 5 times so any argument I was holding is pretty much null. Anyway.....crystal- grappling challenge accepted, bella- my naps on the awesomeness called the grundgy couch are the stuff of legend, twin- like miss b said the couch has to be earned this year.. so schoolyard problem solving techniques it is, and impaler- werent you supposed to pm me?

so be it twin...we shall battle for the couch...be prepared

[NG02]

so be it twin...we shall battle for the couch...be prepared

I am always prepared sir twin. This is gonna be quite the heated game of odds or evens lol.

[BellaRisa]

Sidebar: Why aren't the other Bash threads in this forum?


I was wondering the same thing, actually. Bellaaaaaaaaa? :D

When I was hunting for Bash-oriented threads to move to this new sub-forum my thought was that since those particular threads are linked in the first post of this one it would be redundant to move them as well, but since folks want 'em here I'll get 'em right now :)

[CrystalLight]

:yayzorz:

[CrystalLight]

GUH!!!! I. Am. An. ASSHOLE.

Krazie already broke my balls about forgetting EVERYTHING that happens at Gatherings.. but muchos GRACIAS, Bella for moving the threads. <33

'Cus I gotta just say this to him..

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lololol

[Brucetheshark]

Give it time...

Stupid Beard...

Slacker, didn't take long, did it? They so don't want to know what I/we have in store for them. I've been plotting ALL SUMMER up to this point. Poor girls! But, they bring it on themselves.


So I was looking at the Bella thread from 09 and comparing it to this one. Verdict: We are srsly slacking in the shit-talking, psyched-getting department. I blame...well...Slacker.

Of course. Notice the bold-faced word in your quote. I sure did. :paddle: x 237


I know, right? Leave it to him to ruin a perfectly good party thread. Douche.

More ammo to be used against you for insulting my fellow Steeler fan. It's gonna come to you quickly, briskly, repeatedly, often and like was stated before, it will be quite a memorable experience for all...especially YOU! ;)


No, blame your precious wife. She's accounted for what...3 posts? Maybe 4? Or has she just finally learned to keep her yap shut?

RIGHT! Why do I doubt this?


See? I knew it was just a matter of time. Incidentally, you've always had the open invitation to try and carry out your threats. Nothing has ever stopped you but your own fear of failure.

November can't come soon enough.


:yayzorz:

See? I'm not ALWAYS vengeful. >:]

First time for everything. Good work.



http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3525/josephducreuxmemegenera.jpg

There will be hands coming down...on Reddest Fanny's, well, fanny and Skippy's! Skippy's gonna be skippin' when I'm done! ;)


I have no idea what this all means. Luckily you threaten me with the same old, tired shit all the time, so it could be in Portuguese and I'd still have a pretty good idea of the message you were trying to convey.

More ammo for me. Thank you! :paddle: x 643...Yep, the number just keeps going up!


Gah. Don't take it back.. your post was spot on. All they have to come back with is asinine sarcasm. Clearly they are incapable of handling sheer brilliance, like what we ladies deliver. :flex:

Speaking of deliveries...you're quite due for several good deliveries from me. :dom: :dropem:


When one of you actually says or does something brilliant, we'll be sure to let you know that we're suitably impressed.

We'll both be retired in 20 years. Can you wait that long?


I agree the point is still valid, but not for THIS post. He doesn't usually threaten to pimp-slap me LOL That's a new one :) Don't worry, Jojo. The Rhino will dust off plenty of used up, washed out threats and retorts between now and November that will fit my original response PERFECTLY :D

HEY HEY HEY! This is the RHINO we're speaking of here, young lady. Those would be resnorts! Get it right! :D


Here's another hint: most DEFINITELY not you. You're forever confusing your bullshit with brilliance.

And we all wait with bated breath for YOUR usual threats of non-existent destruction.

More spot-on analysis. They must never tire of you being right.


so be it twin...we shall battle for the couch...be prepared

I'm sellin' tickets to this!


When I was hunting for Bash-oriented threads to move to this new sub-forum my thought was that since those particular threads are linked in the first post of this one it would be redundant to move them as well, but since folks want 'em here I'll get 'em right now :)

Reason #8,258,712 why we ALL LOVE YOU! Especially me. :D


GUH!!!! I. Am. An. ASSHOLE.

Don't be so hard on yourself...and give me reasons to do things to you!


Krazie already broke my balls...

This may be the most disturbing thing ever written on the forum.

[BellaRisa]

You know I love you, but this:


I've been plotting ALL SUMMER up to this point.



Makes it sound like you have no life whatsoever; I haven't been plotting all summer and it's my party :cool: :jester:

[CrystalLight]

Here's another hint: most DEFINITELY not you. You're forever confusing your bullshit with brilliance.

Your face is bullshit. Now get over here so I can slap the taste out of your mouth.




This may be the most disturbing thing ever written on the forum.

In regards to myself: That's actually pretty tame.

Most everyone knows I'm male.


You know I love you, but this:

Makes it sound like you have no life whatsoever; I haven't been plotting all summer and it's my party :cool: :jester:


This is the only element of the Bella Bash Bashing-talk that always made me nervous.

[BellaRisa]

This is the only element of the Bella Bash Bashing-talk that always made me nervous.

Which element, the crazed-stalkeresque comments from the guys or the fearless women who call 'em on it? :xena:

[Brucetheshark]

You know I love you, but this:

Makes it sound like you have no life whatsoever; I haven't been plotting all summer and it's my party :cool: :jester:

Failing to see the point.

[natural tickler]

Let's get ready to rumble....the popcorn is ready

[BellaRisa]

Failing to see the point.

I'm sure, that's ok hon :headpat:

[CrystalLight]

Which element, the crazed-stalkeresque comments from the guys or the fearless women who call 'em on it? :xena:

No.. it's like..

Between you & Shark.

It's hard to explain..

It's likkkee.. Mommy & Daddy are fighting. But they have this secret fighting they do..that they both like.. but in my derptitude..it looks like scary bad.. So, i kinda sit there and mix my corn and mashed potatoes together while it slowly escalates (because of course this is happening at a metaphorical dinner table) and smile that shaky smile, you know? The one where you kinda feel like crying 'cus you seriously know Daddy is gonna beat the shit out of Mommy, but you can't let them know that you are worried.

And then when it's all said and done, the 'happy noises' from the bedroom much later on sate all my worries that no one will be dying.

[BellaRisa]

No.. it's like..

Between you & Shark.

It's hard to explain..

It's likkkee.. Mommy & Daddy are fighting. But they have this secret fighting they do..that they both like.. but in my derptitude..it looks like scary bad.. So, i kinda sit there and mix my corn and mashed potatoes together while it slowly escalates (because of course this is happening at a metaphorical dinner table) and smile that shaky smile, you know? The one where you kinda feel like crying 'cus you seriously know Daddy is gonna beat the shit out of Mommy, but you can't let them know that you are worried.

And then when it's all said and done, the 'happy noises' from the bedroom much later on sate all my worries that no one will be dying.

This may be the most fascinating description of our relationship I've ever read, I'm almost speechless and with me that's saying something :cool:

[Brucetheshark]

I was wondering the same thing, actually. Bellaaaaaaaaa? :D

I can see and hear you saying this...it's cute as a button! ;)

Now, this...


No.. it's like..

Between you & Shark.

It's hard to explain..

It's likkkee.. Mommy & Daddy are fighting. But they have this secret fighting they do..that they both like.. but in my derptitude..it looks like scary bad.. So, i kinda sit there and mix my corn and mashed potatoes together while it slowly escalates (because of course this is happening at a metaphorical dinner table) and smile that shaky smile, you know? The one where you kinda feel like crying 'cus you seriously know Daddy is gonna beat the shit out of Mommy, but you can't let them know that you are worried.

And then when it's all said and done, the 'happy noises' from the bedroom much later on sate all my worries that no one will be dying.


This may be the most fascinating description of our relationship I've ever read, I'm almost speechless and with me that's saying something :cool:

this sounds like a trip to Steak n Shake (or other suitable place) with just the three of us and about an hour full of some of the best conversation we could have between three people.

[Skipadeedoodah]

They so don't want to know what I/we have in store for them. I've been plotting ALL SUMMER up to this point. Poor girls! But, they bring it on themselves.


...it will be quite a memorable experience for all...



We? All? Too many! :panic:

Plz to have Shark, Rhino, Lion and Mocha-babe only :pweese:


(IFD recognizes the need for temporary separation during sessions, and doesn't get down with an audience - even each other! Pete's lucky I don't make him wear a blindfold when he spanks me :xpeepsofa)

[Skipadeedoodah]

I can see and hear you saying this...it's cute as a button! ;)


Lions are not cute! We are FEROCIOUS! :lion: :lion: :lion:



:bubbleheart:

[slacker2114]

We? All? Too many! :panic:

Plz to have Shark, Rhino, Lion and Mocha-babe only :pweese:


(IFD recognizes the need for temporary separation during sessions, and doesn't get down with an audience - even each other! Pete's lucky I don't make him wear a blindfold when he spanks me :xpeepsofa)

Who the hell is Lion?

[Skipadeedoodah]

Who the hell is Lion?

Shut it, Beard! :slapfight:

[Soda Bobinski]

Who the hell is Lion?

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More than meets the eye.

[slacker2114]

Shut it, Beard! :slapfight:

Why? I'm genuinely curious. I've met no member who could even remotely considered a lion.

[BlackestLily]

Skippy's gonna be skippin' when I'm done! ;)

HEY HEY HEY! This is the RHINO we're speaking of here, young lady. Those would be resnorts! Get it right! :D


Wife says "Bring it." She also says, "You better put up or shut up, cause if you don't I'll close your maw for you."

Damn wife...you're getting feisty.

[slacker2114]

Wife says "Bring it." She also says, "You better put up or shut up, cause if you don't I'll close your maw for you."

Damn wife...you're getting feisty.

I can verify that she said that, Bruce.

[Skipadeedoodah]

Wife says "Bring it." She also says, "You better put up or shut up, cause if you don't I'll close your maw for you."

Damn wife...you're getting feisty.

:shock:

Wife...I...you...

:doh:

She swore.

[slacker2114]

:shock:

Wife...I...you...

:doh:

She swore.

HAHAHAHA!!! Selling each other out already and it's not even October.

[BellaRisa]

HAHAHAHA!!! Selling each other out already and it's not even October.

I did notice that ;) Meanwhile, am I Mocha Babe? :xpulcy:

[slacker2114]

I did notice that ;) Meanwhile, am I Mocha Babe? :xpulcy:

No, that's Lyz's new name for me for some reason.

[Skipadeedoodah]

I did notice that ;) Meanwhile, am I Mocha Babe? :xpulcy:

Yes! :D


No, that's Lyz's new name for me for some reason.

No! :slapfight:

[CrystalLight]

Meanwhile, am I Mocha Babe? :xpulcy:

Uh.. Derp. <3

[BellaRisa]

Uh.. Derp. <3

The only derp question is the one you don't ask :lalala:

And she just might have meant Natural or NGO2, I've learned never to presume in these threads :cool:

[NG02]

The only derp question is the one you don't ask :lalala:

And she just might have meant Natural or NGO2, I've learned never to presume in these threads :cool:

Dont bring me into this!......jeeze, you get called mocha babe one time in highschool and ppl never let it go......wait.......I mean...

[TropicThunder]

72 days :scared:

[Filthyweasel]

I just newly occurred to me that there must be a Bellabash thread by now...it's already left me in the dust. :p Anyways, I'm going. Haven't registered yet, but hell or high water I shall appear.

[kered]

Took a little stroll to the mailbox when I got home this afternoon and lo and behold!!!! my most excellent costume for the Bash has arrived.....I'm soooo stoked!!

[JPie1]

Failing to see the point.


notice how nice and quiet I have been!!!!


ok...so almost got washed away by the hurricane and without power for a few days....but I have been quiet!! :-)

[impaler]

Took a little stroll to the mailbox when I got home this afternoon and lo and behold!!!! my most excellent costume for the Bash has arrived.....I'm soooo stoked!!

Looking good, Kered!!!!! :roflmao:

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[Tortuga]

To help save Bella from going back and forth to the airport for those that are flying in, I'm taking that Friday off so if you need to be picked up send me a PM, I'll be heading up to Columbus about noon, but if you need to be picked up before then that's cool too.

[Brucetheshark]

We? All? Too many! :panic:

Plz to have Shark, Rhino, Lion and Mocha-babe only :pweese:


(IFD recognizes the need for temporary separation during sessions, and doesn't get down with an audience - even each other! Pete's lucky I don't make him wear a blindfold when he spanks me :xpeepsofa)

The 'WE' in my statement was you and I, dear. No worries. I understand what's up! I just hope you'll understand what's going down! ;) Spanking you're gonna get.


Lions are not cute! We are FEROCIOUS! :lion: :lion: :lion:



:bubbleheart:

Um...YEAH!


Who the hell is Lion?

You, me, someone other than Lyz.


Shut it, Beard! :slapfight:

Uh huh! Noted.


Why? I'm genuinely curious. I've met no member who could even remotely considered a lion.

Valid point #12,567 by Slacker.


Wife says "Bring it." She also says, "You better put up or shut up, cause if you don't I'll close your maw for you."

Damn wife...you're getting feisty.

Cute, just like your red fanny's gonna be! ;)


I can verify that she said that, Bruce.

If you desire to help with this little bit of 'correction', you're more than welcome to join me in the fun, good sir.


:shock:

Wife...I...you...

:doh:

She swore.

Noted. Did you hurt yourself throwing her under the bus, too?


HAHAHAHA!!! Selling each other out already and it's not even October.

Like death and taxes...


I did notice that ;) Meanwhile, am I Mocha Babe? :xpulcy:

Ever since I've known ya, love! :D


Dont bring me into this!......jeeze, you get called mocha babe one time in highschool and ppl never let it go......wait.......I mean...

Oh wow! I'll just let this go.


notice how nice and quiet I have been!!!!


ok...so almost got washed away by the hurricane and without power for a few days....but I have been quiet!! :-)

But so not forgotten! Miss you and can't wait to see you!

[BellaRisa]

To help save Bella from going back and forth to the airport for those that are flying in, I'm taking that Friday off so if you need to be picked up send me a PM, I'll be heading up to Columbus about noon, but if you need to be picked up before then that's cool too.

The lovely Musicroxmysox has been my savior in organizing Bash airport pickups and drop-offs of late; if she's awesome enough and has time to do so this year we'll hook y'all up, THANK YOU BOTH SO MUCH :boogie: :lover:

[FLBowler]

I am taking the days off, once i get to my new position, anyone else traveling by car?

[Skipadeedoodah]

The 'WE' in my statement was you and I, dear. No worries. I understand what's up! I just hope you'll understand what's going down! ;) Spanking you're gonna get.

Most excellent. Thank you :pounce:


Noted. Did you hurt yourself throwing her under the bus, too?

There's no throwing under buses - no selling out. The wives occasionally submit each other for training. It keeps us at the top of our game. We employ you brutes to assist us in that endeavor. You're welcome :D

[Brucetheshark]

Most excellent. Thank you :pounce:



There's no throwing under buses - no selling out. The wives occasionally submit each other for training. It keeps us at the top of our game. We employ you brutes to assist us in that endeavor. You're welcome :D

Wow! That's amazing. So, you obviously didn't hurt yourself. :goodjob::bsflag:

[Skipadeedoodah]

Wow! That's amazing. So, you obviously didn't hurt yourself. :goodjob::bsflag:

Nope! We are all in perfect health :D

[JPie1]

But so not forgotten! Miss you and can't wait to see you!


I miss you too....November can't come fast enough.

[slacker2114]

If you desire to help with this little bit of 'correction', you're more than welcome to join me in the fun, good sir.

A generous offer, good sir, but I defer to the expert. I get to keep her in line any time since she lives so close. You only get to do it a couple times a year.

[Big_Dogg85]

:popcorn:

This rocks! I'm having a blast just reading this. Sucks I'm gonna miss out still but this makes it easier to deal. You all are the best...don't let it get to your heads. Slacker, Skippy, I MEAN YOU! :p

[BellaRisa]

Just an FYI, so far we have around 30 "definite"s and 10 "maybe"s and it's only September 1st :omnomnom:

[JPie1]

Just an FYI, so far we have around 30 "definite"s and 10 "maybe"s and it's only September 1st :omnomnom:


that is great!! I will be sending $$ shortly! Even in this tough money time I am so treating myself to this as my birthday present this year! I just could not miss it!

[kered]

Just an FYI, so far we have around 30 "definite"s and 10 "maybe"s and it's only September 1st :omnomnom:

Word must be getting around about Chef Bill's World Class Grilling Technique!!!

[Brucetheshark]

A generous offer, good sir, but I defer to the expert. I get to keep her in line any time since she lives so close. You only get to do it a couple times a year.

Keep up the good work! My offer is always good. If you change your mind, please don't hesitate to let me know. There's plenty of work to do with the IFD.

[JPie1]

sent money today! Now to start looking for my flights! :-)

Gee for some reason I am really hooked on Bella Bash!

[Skipadeedoodah]

Gee for some reason I am really hooked on Bella Bash!

I'm gonna hazard a guess and say because it ends up being basically the best gathering year...after year...after year. Team Bella Bash does incredible work, and we love them for it :bubbleheart:

[JPie1]

I'm gonna hazard a guess and say because it ends up being basically the best gathering year...after year...after year. Team Bella Bash does incredible work, and we love them for it :bubbleheart:

yes..... that's it!!! thanks for reminding me :-), now to get my sexy costume together!!

[Skipadeedoodah]

yes..... that's it!!! thanks for reminding me :-), now to get my sexy costume together!!

Have you figured out how you're gonna do it, yet, or are you still looking for some help?