Ren and Stimpy: This Little Piggy

I woke up spread-eagle tied to the bed. I was only wearing my two-piece pink bathing suit and my feet were bare.

Me: What the heck is this?
Ren: Oh you're awake. We're going to play a little game.
Me: What are you talking about?
Ren: I know your weakness.
Then he showed me his claws.
Ren: You're very ticklish.
I hid my feet under the covers.
Ren: Oh no, you can't escape my tickle claws!
Then he scraped his nails on my bare feet.
Me: Oh god! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAA!
Ren: Tickle tickle tickle!
Me: Oh noooo! AHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA! Not the toes! HEHEHEHAHAHA!
Ren: Gootchie Gootchie goo!
Me: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Ren: Now, we're going to play piggy toes! You know what that game is?
I didn't want to answer. My toes were too ticklish for that game!
Ren: Well here we go ticklish girl!
Then he grabbed my big toe and wiggled it.
Ren: This little piggy went to the market.
Me: HEHEHEHAHAHA! No!
Then he grabbed my second toe.
Ren: This little piggy stayed home.
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Leave my toes alone! HEHEHAHAHAHAAAHAAA!
After that, Ren grabbed my third toe.
Ren: This little piggy had roast beef.
Me: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Then Ren grabbed my fourth toe.
Ren: And this little piggy had none.
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Finally, Ren grabbed my pinky toe.
Ren: And this little piggy went...
Then he started tickling my feet again as he said, "Whee whee whee all the way home!"
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Too ticklish! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Ren: You really enjoyed my game didn't you Lauren? Yes you did! Your toes are too ticklish and I love to play with them!
Me: HEHEHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHE!
Ren then stopped tickling my feet.
I stopped laughing to catch my breath.
Me: Whew!
Ren: Oh I'm not finished yet my ticklish Lauren. You're feet have had all the fun.
Then he walked over to the top of the bed.
After that, Ren started tickling my underarms.
Me: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Then Stimpy came in and started tickling my stomach and sides.
Ren: Oh look, I brought my friend to join me!
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Oh no! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHA!
Ren tickled my neck.
I shrugged my shoulders and giggled.
After that, Stimpy went for my thighs.
I laughed louder than ever!
Me: AAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Ren and Stimpy were having their tickling fun with me when I was pretending to sleep.
Ren: We'll stop for now. But when she wakes up, we'll tickle her like no tomorrow.
Stimpy: Duh okay Ren.
I woke up immediately.
Me: HA! Fooled ya!
Ren: Hey!
Then him and Stimpy started tickling my feet.
Ren: Nobody tricks me. Take this ticklish girl! Tickle tickle tickle!
Stimpy: Coochie coochie coooo!
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!
And both Ren and Stimpy tickled my feet for a long time.

The End!