These things actually happened.
http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25440
http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25328
http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25440
http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25328