I am wondering, what's the fascination with the guys tickled in these stories being big, macho hairy guys? Why not the little guys? Someone that's only, maybe, 5'5 or so and under 160# thereabouts, height/weight proportionate. And hairless or close to it. The wimpy guys, or nerdy guys. And the stinky feet, what's up with that? Why not clean, fresh out of the shower clean... Just curious...