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Shem the Penman
04-09-2003, 01:25 PM
* All ticklees are highly ticklish all over their bodies. No one is ever "just not ticklish" on a certain spot.
* All women are ticklees. The ones who say they're not ticklish are either lying or don't realize how ticklish they are.
* All women are most ticklish on their feet.
* On the subject of feet: No one ever has corns, calluses, warts, bunions, ingrown toenails, hammer toes, or any other sort of imperfection. Except perhaps smelly feet, if the author likes those.
* All women paint their toenails. Female ticklers always have long, sharp painted fingernails, too.
* Minority women (especially Asians) are always more ticklish, and more open to being tickled, than white women.
* No one ever has any trouble overpowering, holding down, or tying up a ticklee, no matter how young and vigorous he or she is. Nobody ever has to spend 15 minutes crawling around on hands and knees looking for a secure spot to tie the ropes to.
* Not that anyone really needs to, because ticklees can always be tricked into bondage by ruses so obvious that even a Labrador retriever could see through them.
* No matter how ridiculous the position the ticklee is tied in -- arms in the air, standing on one leg, bent over, upside down -- he or she never gets cramped or tired.
* Bondage always works perfectly, no matter how impractical it is on paper. No one ever squirms loose, breaks free, or manages to protect a body part despite the bondage.
* For the purposes of tickling, the human body has only five points of interest: armpits, sides, belly, feet, and sometimes knees. In extreme cases, a woman's entire body can be disregarded, except for her soles and toes. No one ever bothers to tickle ears, necks, backs, arms, shoulders, buttocks, legs, thighs, or genitalia.
* Five minutes of tickling, tops, will turn any ticklee into a screaming, writhing, pleading wreck. Police officers, CEOs of Fortune 500 companies, biker gang members, Marine drill sergeants, Amazon warriors, Jedi Knights, it doesn't matter -- they'll all break in five minutes or less.
* No matter how much they claim to hate being tickled, ticklees always secretly kinda enjoy it.
* Ticklers always instinctively know how best to drive their ticklees crazy. No need to hunt around for the good spots -- the tickler always knows exactly where they are and what kind of touch to use on them. Ticklers who actually search for the good spots are just teasing the ticklee more. No tickler ever tries something as an experiment but finds it doesn't work.
* Sorority initiations always involve tickle torture of some kind. So do slumber parties, baby-sittings, and camping trips. Captured spies are always interrogated by tickle torture, and the Spanish Inquisition operated entirely on a tickling basis.
* Ticklees never realize what they're in for. They can be tied up, stark naked, surrounded by feathers, brushes, backscratchers, nerve wheels, and what have you, and they'll always ask, "What are you going to do to me?" thus giving the tickler the opportunity to respond, "I'm going to...tickle you!"
* To which a ticklee will always have one of two responses: wide-eyed horror and pleading ("Oh my God, no, I can't stand being tickled!") or puzzled contempt ("Tickle me? Is that all?"). If the latter, he or she will soon be begging for mercy anyway.
TickleMantis
04-23-2003, 11:38 PM
Bra-vo...*clap*...*clap*...*clap*
Just kidding, that was great! :) Most of that is compeltely on the ball!:D
Shem the Penman
04-26-2003, 10:13 PM
Thanks. I got the idea after coming (ha ha) across a list of sex story cliches at http://www.modemac.com/cliches.html . I'm sure there are plenty more that could be added ...
Capt. Spalding
04-26-2003, 11:47 PM
<p>(cough) I was going to write something snide until I realized that I've employed EVERY one of those cliches in EVERY tickle story I've ever written, right down to the victim widening her eyes in horrified realization as her captor twirls the feather before them... <p>
<p>'Could be worse. I could write teen horror movie screenplays, where, in every story, the heroine goes into the basement alone after the lights go out and she hears a noise down there....Cue the orchestra... <p>
kirasao
05-20-2003, 12:25 PM
I thought it was pretty funny, and true!
Shem the Penman
05-23-2003, 01:28 PM
After reading a few stories lately, I've thought of another one I should have added to the list:
* When ticklees beg for mercy, they always do it in terms designed to encourage the tickler, e.g.: "Not there!", "I'm so ticklish!", or "No, that tickles!"
laughter_n_love
05-23-2003, 01:39 PM
Wow...I may never write another story again...I'm such a hack!
Myriads
09-24-2003, 10:51 PM
Welcome to Earth-Fetish where all such things work.
Myriads
Strelnikov
11-07-2003, 01:15 AM
Guilty as charged!
Strelnikov
Five minutes of tickling, tops, will turn any ticklee into a screaming, writhing, pleading wreck. Police officers, CEOs of Fortune 500 companies, biker gang members, Marine drill sergeants, Amazon warriors, Jedi Knights, it doesn't matter -- they'll all break in five minutes or less.
My favorite of them all...I think I bust a gut laughing when I read "Jedi Knight"
tklr5150
11-15-2003, 03:03 AM
Sure, sure, we all have a good laugh at this. But I swear to you all on a stack of KITTLETOWN copies, when I tickle tortured that Jedi biker chick schoolgirl in her CEO office that time, EVERYTHING HAPPENED EXACTLY THAT WAY! I can't help it if it's the truth, Shem! I just can't! Surely you wouldn't have me embellish a story, would you?
How do you think a cliche becomes a cliche? :p
The definition is something said so often that it becomes boring and tedious....
Like the line in movies when the president talks to the evil villian
"Can't we all just.......get along?" :zzzzz:
Dave2112
07-05-2005, 04:58 AM
Great list, Shem!
There's something you forgot, though...
...regardless of rigid security and near-inaccesability, young, hot actresses are relatively easy to kidnap...provided you can pretend to be a photographer or interviewer. (And ALL starlets have no problem showing up when called to do a "bondage shoot".)
:woot:
TickleMantis
07-06-2005, 03:34 AM
Great list, Shem!
. (And ALL starlets have no problem showing up when called to do a "bondage shoot".)
:woot:
Atleast...thats the way it should be... :devil:
Xodlirv
07-06-2005, 11:16 AM
I'm going to try to work all of those cliches into my next story!
SlaverTickler
07-07-2005, 09:23 PM
I tend to go against the grain from time to time. Some times the lees put up a good fight, and I almost never have foot tickling in most of my storys, because I am an upper body guy.
meangry
07-08-2005, 09:43 PM
It's topics like this that make me gunshy about writing stories. :sadcry:
RichardAuc
07-08-2005, 09:57 PM
I loved this post. And the cliches he cited have appeared in nearly every story on the subject I've ever read. Problem is, writing these things is hard for me. Just when I was working up the nerve to try to write in this forum, like I used to do in TickleTheater before the flamers ran me off, I read this and get self-conscious.
It's not that it doesn't appear in our stories. Of course it does, or the joke wouldn't be so funny. It's not even that the stories aren't realistic. Of course they're not. If any of this actually happened to any of us on a regular basis, there'd be no need for this sort of website to exist in the first place.
The problem is looking that closely at the stories kills the reasons we read them in the first place. You want reality in the stories, folks? Here's reality.
The overwhelming majority of tickling enthusiasts are straight men. The overwhelming majority of ticklers are straight men. The overwhelming majority of ticklees are women, who may or may not be straight. Ticklers overwhelming outnumber ticklees. By sheer weight of numbers, most of the ticklers have no one to tickle, which is why they come here.
Anything remotely resembling bondage, even between consenting adults, is difficult to bring up face-to-face--except for those who make fun of those involved. Putting people down is always fashionable, I notice, whether those being put down are involved or even present, or not.
A recent TMF poll shows 80% of the subscribers to this forum, including myself, are not "open" about tickling. That is, most of those close to us don't know we like it. That bring up another cliche of the tickling stories: "no one makes fun of those who like tickling or calls them perverts--except for ticklees, recovering from or in the throes of being tickled". How comparable is that to the number of gays in the closet? I'm not poking fun here, I really want to know.
That's the reality of being a tickler in general. My case has an additional twist--I work on a college campus w/28000 coeds in sandals who won't give me time of day because I'm 37. Not that I'm looking for somebody that age, but there's no one else here. If I asked the thousands of subscribers, I'll bet that a lot of them don't have anyone in their lives to share that with for reasons that make about as much sense.
That's the reality of a lot of the subscribers of the forum. If you really think you can do better by making the stories more realistic, you're welcome to try. There's no rule against that. Hell, I'll respect you for the effort before I even see any of your work. I've read most, if not all, of the stories posted here over the past four years, and most of them are really good. (Spaces between paragraphs really help, guys... :) )
On the other hand, I'm here not because I want to see real life. I'm here because I have, and I'm really unhappy with it. So would you please not make it any harder for the people writing the stories that can take me away from it for a few minutes?
tklgal226
08-15-2005, 05:12 PM
lol, that's the funniest thing ive read in a while! It's so true- i actually started to re-examine my own stories after reading that one, lol
COOLCAT88
10-01-2006, 07:11 PM
* a Tickling Story will consist of the following Plots:
1. two people, mainly Females are competeing for the same Job/lottery/Boyfriend/whatever. one of them wins, and the other is mad, so they go and tickle torture the Winner. more often than not, the person who lost will also get tickled.
2. a Nerdy guy who has a secret Fetish for tickling Women. most of them have a girl that rejected them because of their looks, and they are looking for revenge.
3. a Mom who tries to "Persuade" her daughter to change her discplinary ways.
4. the setting is a Dungeon/Asylum, where Women lost to society are Tickled for all eternity.
5. somebody gets a hold of a Voodoo doll, and using a Woman's strand of hair, tickles her while she is on National TV, eventually leading to the Woman being declared Insane and sent to Hospital.
6. if it is based on a Anime story, there will be some sort of super secret society of Ninjas that specialize in the art of tickle torture to incapacitate their vistims, usually females.
COOLCAT88
03-20-2007, 03:58 PM
anybody know any more?
StevePerry4Ever
03-23-2007, 02:52 AM
5. somebody gets a hold of a Voodoo doll, and using a Woman's strand of hair, tickles her while she is on National TV, eventually leading to the Woman being declared Insane and sent to Hospital. - COOLCAT88
- What the Heck!?! How often is THAT the case?
COOLCAT88
03-23-2007, 03:41 PM
5. it's almost always the same Race or Ethnic Group of Women. 90 Percent of them are Blond, Thin White Women. the other 10 Percent are comprised of the other Ethnic Groups, such as African American, Asian, Mixed, and so on...
Grimgor
03-24-2007, 05:52 PM
"Not that anyone really needs to, because ticklees can always be tricked into bondage by ruses so obvious that even a Labrador retriever could see through them."
LOL!!!!
Liked the spanish inquisition one too. Great stuff...
SlaverTickler
05-09-2007, 08:18 PM
5. it's almost always the same Race or Ethnic Group of Women. 90 Percent of them are Blond, Thin White Women. the other 10 Percent are comprised of the other Ethnic Groups, such as African American, Asian, Mixed, and so on...
Hmmmm, I need to write more story's with women of colour.
SlaverTickler
05-09-2007, 08:27 PM
Anything remotely resembling bondage, even between consenting adults, is difficult to bring up face-to-face--except for those who make fun of those involved. Putting people down is always fashionable, I notice, whether those being put down are involved or even present, or not.
I've never thought of putting people down as fashionable, I know it may work for the satist aspect, but I don't feel that I have used it that often. In "The Young Man" I did, because the women involved were "men haters" (or at least seemed that way). However I do not condsider it fashionable to do that in real life.
Invisible Ink
07-23-2007, 10:51 PM
Yeah, I'm guilty for using a few HUNDRED of these, but then again, just like those horrible slasher films, these cliches give stories a sense of relaxed entertainment.
Ah, who am I kidding!! :o
Great fun Shem!
Januarygirl_f/f
07-26-2007, 02:14 PM
...and these things are bad, why?
I love cliches!
Keep up the good work, 21st century minstrels!
:2poke: :2poke: :2poke:
COOLCAT88
10-25-2007, 07:25 AM
Another one:
In many stories centered around college, the ticklees are always these group of women in a Sorotity who love tickletorturind men to the point of insanity. They manage to get one and after torturing him for an insane amount of time, they decide to keep him forever as some sort of tickle toy.
omnifeller
11-19-2007, 03:35 PM
One cliche I'm really tired of...
A beautiful, buxom girl somehow gets knocked out... everything is dark....
then, *Gasp!*:eek: She's completely naked, strapped to a table, unable to move an inch!!! A sadistic tickler then proceeds to tickle her until she passes out.
Maybe most of you never get tired of this, but I've had enough!
TickleMantis
11-20-2007, 02:50 AM
One cliche I'm really tired of...
A beautiful, buxom girl somehow gets knocked out... everything is dark....
then, *Gasp!*:eek: She's completely naked, strapped to a table, unable to move an inch!!! A sadistic tickler then proceeds to tickle her until she passes out.
Maybe most of you never get tired of this, but I've had enough!
Yeah, I'm actually with you on that one. Generally I won't critisize others writting techniques but this theme, at least these days, seems a little lazy. Unless the writer ads something to it, which they so rarely do, it's incredibly boring. It just occurs to me there are far more interesting and creative ways to trap a ticklee. :D
COOLCAT88
11-20-2007, 08:13 AM
The meFeet are always the last thing tickled.
ftkl_haha
11-20-2007, 03:31 PM
I'm going to try to work all of those cliches into my next story!
ROFL! This thread is hilarious! Thanks Shem. I've only written one story and I KNOW I'm guilty of some of these. Ah well, it's all in fun! And yeah, TickleMantis, I'm in complete agreement with you.
~FTKL
alwayssilver
11-20-2007, 11:30 PM
Reality is this... Most of these clichés everyone hates are fantasies. People write about their fantasies and you guys calling them clichés and tell us your tired of them means your putting those people and their fantasies down. If your tired of these types of stories than the obvious thing you can do is not read them. You have no right to put people down just because your tired of something. If you don't like stories involving sorority women then don't read them. If you don't like stories that involve ticklees with ticklish feet than don't read them. But why don't you guys do us one better. Why don't you write a story.
You know it's just sad how writers like myself and hundreds of others spend countless hours trying to come up with these stories and it's just not good enough for you. Makes me not want to bother anymore.
You know I look up there at the title of this topic and notice the word (humor) Well I'm glad some of you are getting a good chuckle out of this. It's at the expense of others, but at least your enjoying yourselves.
TickleMantis
11-21-2007, 01:10 AM
Reality is this... Most of these clichés everyone hates are fantasies. People write about their fantasies and you guys calling them clichés and tell us your tired of them means your putting those people and their fantasies down.
No it doesn't. It means we're saying those ideas are cliched.
A trite, stereotyped expression; a sentence or phrase, usually expressing a popular or common thought or idea, that has lost originality, ingenuity, and impact by long overuse
No one is putting anyone down. We're just saying some stuff is overused, in our own personal opinions...which if I'm not mistaken is what a forum is for...to give ones opinion.
If your tired of these types of stories than the obvious thing you can do is not read them.
It's pretty hard to know whether the story contains the thing you like or dislike without reading it first. I imgaine most people are like myself, where you reach the point in the story where the thing you don't like occurs...and you stop reading. You seem to be under the assumption people keep reading the entire thing and then groan about it at the end...I think we can agree, that would be pretty stupid.
Why don't you write a story.
...while I can't speak for anyone else I've been writting erotic tickle fiction for a little over six years:
http://www.ticklingforum.com/forumdisplay.php?f=135
You know I look up there at the title of this topic and notice the word (humor) Well I'm glad some of you are getting a good chuckle out of this. It's at the expense of others, but at least your enjoying yourselves.
The original post was intended to be humorous, the rest of the topic has gradually evolved into more of a discussion about the common themes and techniques used in tickle fiction. I honestly don't think anyone came in here wanting to insult anyone or start any fights...much less be accused of insulting people.
EDIT: On a lighter note...
The Feet are always the last thing tickled.
I do this...all the time...hahahaha :D
ftkl_haha
11-21-2007, 08:32 PM
Well-said, TickleMantis! I, too, have been writing and drawing tickle fiction for years and my cliches are enjoyed by many ... including me. :evilha:
We all have our fantasies and storytelling tendencies that make this fetish/fandom what it is. Besides, ya gotta be able to laugh at yourself.
~FTKL
Tickler_DAE
11-25-2007, 05:31 AM
I respect the writers here. But I feel for the past year or 2 the stories have been lacking variety. Outside the ones coming from mtjpub. Again I respect ya for it, but I have not found a story in that section to read in a long time. You can only do cliches the same way for so long
COOLCAT88
12-16-2007, 01:42 PM
Another Cliche"
I can bet you that a good majority of tickling stories have the tickling like this:
1. the ribs are usually first to e tickled. They are poked playfully or they are poked torturesly.
2. next, the stomach. The navel is the most important spot, as it is the most ticklish part of the stomach. Fingernails, Q-Tips, anything that is small is stuck into there an twirled.
3. Next are the armpits. ither from the point of the ribs, where the Ticklee slowly glides his or her fingers up to the armpits, or from the elbows, where the fingers are slowly bought down. First, the Ticklee slowly either pokes the pits or glides heir nails/fingers to teasethe victim. Then, without warning, they dive in the armpits with all of their fingers, rubbing, pressing down, Etc...
4. The legs are usually tickled now
5. Last but not least, the feet are saved for last. The ticklee usully makes some snide comment about how the victim'seet are the prettiest they have ever seen, and they'll be tickling them for hours. Depending on the style of the author, the various methods used vary in each instance.
darkharp
12-19-2007, 04:43 AM
Holy crap! That's some steep room for originality! Just when I was gettin' started... Lol
Sablesword
12-19-2007, 09:08 PM
My pleas to the charges using the listed cliches in my own stories:
* All ticklees are highly ticklish all over their bodies. No one is ever "just not ticklish" on a certain spot.
Guilty.
* All women are ticklees. The ones who say they're not ticklish are either lying or don't realize how ticklish they are.
Guilty with mitigating factors: The one character of mine who said she wasn't ticklish had experience to back her up. And that experience is why she got sent to get tickled by expert centaur ticklers.
* All women are most ticklish on their feet.
Not guilty. Although I do admit that feet do get a disproportionate share of tickling in my stories.
* On the subject of feet: No one ever has corns, calluses, warts, bunions, ingrown toenails, hammer toes, or any other sort of imperfection. Except perhaps smelly feet, if the author likes those.
Guilty. Without even smelly feet since I don't like those.
* All women paint their toenails. Female ticklers always have long, sharp painted fingernails, too.
Not Guilty!
* Minority women (especially Asians) are always more ticklish, and more open to being tickled, than white women.
Not Guilty! My tickle victims have included white humans, non-white humans, non-white non-humans, and white non-humans. The only 'lees I've been neglecting (so far) have been non-human males, centaurs (of both sexes), and machines/robots/androids.
* No one ever has any trouble overpowering, holding down, or tying up a ticklee, no matter how young and vigorous he or she is. Nobody ever has to spend 15 minutes crawling around on hands and knees looking for a secure spot to tie the ropes to.
Not guilty. Mostly my 'lees submit without a physical struggle needed to overpower them. In the cases where they do physically resist, they're taken down by literally inhuman devices or beings.
Now my 'lers don't spend a lot of time making preparations once the 'lee is in hand, but that's because they make preparations beforehand. That's not a cliche, that's good planning.
* Not that anyone really needs to, because ticklees can always be tricked into bondage by ruses so obvious that even a Labrador retriever could see through them.
Not Guilty! In my stories getting bound is only rarely a surprise to my 'lees. And when it does happen, I deny that it's done stupidly.
* No matter how ridiculous the position the ticklee is tied in -- arms in the air, standing on one leg, bent over, upside down -- he or she never gets cramped or tired.
Guilty with mitigating circumstances. I do try to avoid ridiculous bondage positions. OTOH my 'lees don't ever get cramps, and while they may be exhausted from the tickling, they don't get tired from just the bondage.
* Bondage always works perfectly, no matter how impractical it is on paper. No one ever squirms loose, breaks free, or manages to protect a body part despite the bondage.
Guilty as charged.
* For the purposes of tickling, the human body has only five points of interest: armpits, sides, belly, feet, and sometimes knees. In extreme cases, a woman's entire body can be disregarded, except for her soles and toes. No one ever bothers to tickle ears, necks, backs, arms, shoulders, buttocks, legs, thighs, or genitalia.
Not Guilty! While my stories do tend to focus on the feet, and while I have written stories that focus exclusively on the feet, I've also written one story at least that focuses on the "neglected areas"
* Five minutes of tickling, tops, will turn any ticklee into a screaming, writhing, pleading wreck. Police officers, CEOs of Fortune 500 companies, biker gang members, Marine drill sergeants, Amazon warriors, Jedi Knights, it doesn't matter -- they'll all break in five minutes or less.
Not Guilty! If anything I'm guilty of the opposite - unrealistically long tickle-sessions. The one time I had a 'lee turn into a "screaming, writhing, pleading wreck" I had a good non-cliche reason for it, and it was a decidedly non-cliche form of "breakage."
* No matter how much they claim to hate being tickled, ticklees always secretly kinda enjoy it.
Mea culpa maxima. If my 'lees don't secretly kinda enjoy it, it's almost always because they not-so-secretly kinda enjoy it..
* Ticklers always instinctively know how best to drive their ticklees crazy. No need to hunt around for the good spots -- the tickler always knows exactly where they are and what kind of touch to use on them. Ticklers who actually search for the good spots are just teasing the ticklee more. No tickler ever tries something as an experiment but finds it doesn't work.
Guilty.
* Sorority initiations always involve tickle torture of some kind. So do slumber parties, baby-sittings, and camping trips. Captured spies are always interrogated by tickle torture, and the Spanish Inquisition operated entirely on a tickling basis.
Not guilty. Don't think I've ever used a sorority initiation, slumber party, baby-sitting or camping trip. Or the Spanish Inquisition. The two interrogation stories I've written have been deliberate anti-cliches.
* Ticklees never realize what they're in for. They can be tied up, stark naked, surrounded by feathers, brushes, backscratchers, nerve wheels, and what have you, and they'll always ask, "What are you going to do to me?" thus giving the tickler the opportunity to respond, "I'm going to...tickle you!"
Not guilty. There have been cases where the 'lees in my stories haven't known what was coming, but I deny that I handled this in a cliched manner.
* To which a ticklee will always have one of two responses: wide-eyed horror and pleading ("Oh my God, no, I can't stand being tickled!") or puzzled contempt ("Tickle me? Is that all?"). If the latter, he or she will soon be begging for mercy anyway.
Not guilty.
COOLCAT88
01-21-2008, 05:19 PM
Adding:
*In most spy stories, it's usually an american spy that is captured by other spies from the countries that the the american spy is spying on.
COOLCAT88
06-03-2008, 01:08 PM
* All ticklees are highly ticklish all over their bodies. No one is ever "just not ticklish" on a certain spot.
* All women are ticklees. The ones who say they're not ticklish are either lying or don't realize how ticklish they are.
* All women are most ticklish on their feet.
* On the subject of feet: No one ever has corns, calluses, warts, bunions, ingrown toenails, hammer toes, or any other sort of imperfection. Except perhaps smelly feet, if the author likes those.
* All women paint their toenails. Female ticklers always have long, sharp painted fingernails, too.
* Minority women (especially Asians) are always more ticklish, and more open to being tickled, than white women.
* No one ever has any trouble overpowering, holding down, or tying up a ticklee, no matter how young and vigorous he or she is. Nobody ever has to spend 15 minutes crawling around on hands and knees looking for a secure spot to tie the ropes to.
* Not that anyone really needs to, because ticklees can always be tricked into bondage by ruses so obvious that even a Labrador retriever could see through them.
* No matter how ridiculous the position the ticklee is tied in -- arms in the air, standing on one leg, bent over, upside down -- he or she never gets cramped or tired.
* Bondage always works perfectly, no matter how impractical it is on paper. No one ever squirms loose, breaks free, or manages to protect a body part despite the bondage.
* For the purposes of tickling, the human body has only five points of interest: armpits, sides, belly, feet, and sometimes knees. In extreme cases, a woman's entire body can be disregarded, except for her soles and toes. No one ever bothers to tickle ears, necks, backs, arms, shoulders, buttocks, legs, thighs, or genitalia.
* Five minutes of tickling, tops, will turn any ticklee into a screaming, writhing, pleading wreck. Police officers, CEOs of Fortune 500 companies, biker gang members, Marine drill sergeants, Amazon warriors, Jedi Knights, it doesn't matter -- they'll all break in five minutes or less.
* No matter how much they claim to hate being tickled, ticklees always secretly kinda enjoy it.
* Ticklers always instinctively know how best to drive their ticklees crazy. No need to hunt around for the good spots -- the tickler always knows exactly where they are and what kind of touch to use on them. Ticklers who actually search for the good spots are just teasing the ticklee more. No tickler ever tries something as an experiment but finds it doesn't work.
* Sorority initiations always involve tickle torture of some kind. So do slumber parties, baby-sittings, and camping trips. Captured spies are always interrogated by tickle torture, and the Spanish Inquisition operated entirely on a tickling basis.
* Ticklees never realize what they're in for. They can be tied up, stark naked, surrounded by feathers, brushes, backscratchers, nerve wheels, and what have you, and they'll always ask, "What are you going to do to me?" thus giving the tickler the opportunity to respond, "I'm going to...tickle you!"
* To which a ticklee will always have one of two responses: wide-eyed horror and pleading ("Oh my God, no, I can't stand being tickled!") or puzzled contempt ("Tickle me? Is that all?"). If the latter, he or she will soon be begging for mercy anyway.
you should write a story with all these cliches.
Marquis De Sade
06-03-2008, 11:26 PM
you should write a story with all these cliches.
Funny. That's what I'm working on right now.
COOLCAT88
09-27-2008, 08:10 PM
* The amount of tickling/The Kind of Tickling/The methos of Tickling that the ticklee recieves is directly proportionate to that person's Gender and/or occupation. For example:
* If it's a male CEO who hits on his female employees, he gets tickled at least for an hour if not more until he's screaming like a baby.
* If it's a female celebrity, there is always some obsessed male fan with hundreds of pics or what have you who "always" had fantasies about tickling her. Somehow he kidnaps her, and no one notices said celebrity is gone. While in thecaptivity, The male tells the celeb how she has the "perfect body" and proceeds to tickle her for several minutes, close to an hour.
*No offense to milagros317, but his stories always have this- Young College male, early 20's. Has a crush on a fellow female student. One thing leads to another, and the guy and girl go out. Somewhere down the line, girl discovers guy is ticklish, and takes him back to her place of residence. While there, the guy is taken prisoner, clothes are forced off of him and he wears only a diaper. Girl then gets her friends, numbering as high as 4-5 and they proceed to tickle him for several days on end. During that time, he is subjected to torture, such as not getting to have an orgasm, force feeding him food that he really hates, and having him worship his " Girlfriend's" Feet as well as her friends, licking food of of them. Also, he is forced to also call them names such as " My Mistress" or " My Queen". Failure to do so will cause him to get paddled on his buttocks several times. Eventually, at the end of the story, the girls decide to keep him as a slave for the rest of his natural life, working out a schedule so that he is tickled at different times each day, all day, every day.
here's the money question. Is any of this stuff going to stop you from reading your favorite author's new stories or make you stop buying the fully illustrated graphic novels and comics from awesome artists?
SlaverTickler
09-28-2008, 06:56 PM
* The amount of tickling/The Kind of Tickling/The methos of Tickling that the ticklee recieves is directly proportionate to that person's Gender and/or occupation. For example:
* If it's a male CEO who hits on his female employees, he gets tickled at least for an hour if not more until he's screaming like a baby.
* If it's a female celebrity, there is always some obsessed male fan with hundreds of pics or what have you who "always" had fantasies about tickling her. Somehow he kidnaps her, and no one notices said celebrity is gone. While in thecaptivity, The male tells the celeb how she has the "perfect body" and proceeds to tickle her for several minutes, close to an hour.
*No offense to milagros317, but his stories always have this- Young College male, early 20's. Has a crush on a fellow female student. One thing leads to another, and the guy and girl go out. Somewhere down the line, girl discovers guy is ticklish, and takes him back to her place of residence. While there, the guy is taken prisoner, clothes are forced off of him and he wears only a diaper. Girl then gets her friends, numbering as high as 4-5 and they proceed to tickle him for several days on end. During that time, he is subjected to torture, such as not getting to have an orgasm, force feeding him food that he really hates, and having him worship his " Girlfriend's" Feet as well as her friends, licking food of of them. Also, he is forced to also call them names such as " My Mistress" or " My Queen". Failure to do so will cause him to get paddled on his buttocks several times. Eventually, at the end of the story, the girls decide to keep him as a slave for the rest of his natural life, working out a schedule so that he is tickled at different times each day, all day, every day.
He would deserve it, so would she, and GOOD for milagros :D. Read the Ultimate Lynda Carter Experience. I break all the traditions in the realm of Celeb fantasy.
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