VERNON!!!, screamed Burne, Vernons sweaty stressed out boss. "I told 5 times not to bother april!" "Its not my fault she steals my stories" squawked a very disgruntled Vernon.
"LISTEN FENWICK I have had it up to hear with your shit YOUR FIRED" yelled burne.
"You can't do this to me" cried Vernon
"Camera men come and go and you are to GO" yelled burne as he shoved him out the door.
"And if I hear that you have been snooping around April I WILL HAVE YOUR ASS THROWN IN JAIL!!!"
Screamed burne as he slammed the door.
As Vernon walked away from the building, a men approached him, He was tall standing at around 6 ft 5, had a leather jacket, tucked in white t-shirt, blue jeans kept up with an old belt, and button suspenders, worn out black leather boots and a pair of old metal sunglasses.
"VERNON" he screamed as he hugged him.
"Who are you" Vernon squeaked as the man sqeezed him.
"Your old high pal MR.COOL"
"I dont recall a Mr.cool" said a confused Vernon.
"Hey its been awhile, how about you come over to my place and have a beer". Said Mr.cool
"Sure,why not I dont exactly have plans" said Vernon.
"Well hop on my harley and we can get going".
And with that they drove off.
When they arrived at his home Vernon noticed quite a few things. It was pretty small having the living room and the kitchen being combined together. There were only two rooms, a bedroom and a bathroom. The living room was filled with dvd"s, comic books and video games. On his laptop read TMF and had the user Captureddoll"s profile open. The name sounded familiar but he did not know why.
"Here have a beer it will ease the nerves" said Mr.cool almost seductive like.
And with a few sips Vernon passed out.
He awoke tied up on the couch.
" HELP MR.COOL HELP" screamed Vernon
"And ruin my revenge you bastard" yelled Mr.cool.
"What did I do to you"
"You took stole my JOB ASSHOLE" screamed the very cool man.
Suddenly burne"s voice popped in his head
"Camera men come and go" he realized Mr.cool lost his job for him.
"But wait, I saw that camera man his name was"
Graham" mr.cool interrupted.
"Say Vernon you dont happen to be TICKLISH"
Said the the cool Mr as he took off Vernons shoes.
"Yes, why"
" So I can GET MY REVENGE" and with that he started tickling his foot.
"HA HA NOOOO STOP STOP PLEASE" screamed Vernon. As mr.cool tickled his foot.
"Stop STOP why do you want me to stop" Said Mr.cool.
"PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU HO HA HA HE HE HE HEEEEEEEEE!" scream Vernon.
Mr.cool soon realized he was getting little to nothing with this tactic. So he went with a more deadly option. He grabbed an old backscracher and started scratching.
"NO NO DONT DO THAHAHAT PLEHEHEHESE STOHAHAP!!!".
Mr.cool tickled the sad man for hours with this tactic. But then he stopped and grabbed him by the throat.
"Do you really think I went to all this trouble just to tickle you"
"I thought it was a bit much but yes"
"Listen buddy, The tickling was not my idea BUT the boss told me too".
"Wait, BOSS I thought you did this because you wanted revenge"
"That was why I went to him, I just wanted to kill you but the boss said to do that first".
"Wait KILL ME"
And with that Mr.cool threw him out the window.
Mr cool dialed the boss and told him the job was done. And dropped the phone, five minutes later he got a text. From the Don saying. "You made the boss proud".
"LISTEN FENWICK I have had it up to hear with your shit YOUR FIRED" yelled burne.
"You can't do this to me" cried Vernon
"Camera men come and go and you are to GO" yelled burne as he shoved him out the door.
"And if I hear that you have been snooping around April I WILL HAVE YOUR ASS THROWN IN JAIL!!!"
Screamed burne as he slammed the door.
As Vernon walked away from the building, a men approached him, He was tall standing at around 6 ft 5, had a leather jacket, tucked in white t-shirt, blue jeans kept up with an old belt, and button suspenders, worn out black leather boots and a pair of old metal sunglasses.
"VERNON" he screamed as he hugged him.
"Who are you" Vernon squeaked as the man sqeezed him.
"Your old high pal MR.COOL"
"I dont recall a Mr.cool" said a confused Vernon.
"Hey its been awhile, how about you come over to my place and have a beer". Said Mr.cool
"Sure,why not I dont exactly have plans" said Vernon.
"Well hop on my harley and we can get going".
And with that they drove off.
When they arrived at his home Vernon noticed quite a few things. It was pretty small having the living room and the kitchen being combined together. There were only two rooms, a bedroom and a bathroom. The living room was filled with dvd"s, comic books and video games. On his laptop read TMF and had the user Captureddoll"s profile open. The name sounded familiar but he did not know why.
"Here have a beer it will ease the nerves" said Mr.cool almost seductive like.
And with a few sips Vernon passed out.
He awoke tied up on the couch.
" HELP MR.COOL HELP" screamed Vernon
"And ruin my revenge you bastard" yelled Mr.cool.
"What did I do to you"
"You took stole my JOB ASSHOLE" screamed the very cool man.
Suddenly burne"s voice popped in his head
"Camera men come and go" he realized Mr.cool lost his job for him.
"But wait, I saw that camera man his name was"
Graham" mr.cool interrupted.
"Say Vernon you dont happen to be TICKLISH"
Said the the cool Mr as he took off Vernons shoes.
"Yes, why"
" So I can GET MY REVENGE" and with that he started tickling his foot.
"HA HA NOOOO STOP STOP PLEASE" screamed Vernon. As mr.cool tickled his foot.
"Stop STOP why do you want me to stop" Said Mr.cool.
"PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU HO HA HA HE HE HE HEEEEEEEEE!" scream Vernon.
Mr.cool soon realized he was getting little to nothing with this tactic. So he went with a more deadly option. He grabbed an old backscracher and started scratching.
"NO NO DONT DO THAHAHAT PLEHEHEHESE STOHAHAP!!!".
Mr.cool tickled the sad man for hours with this tactic. But then he stopped and grabbed him by the throat.
"Do you really think I went to all this trouble just to tickle you"
"I thought it was a bit much but yes"
"Listen buddy, The tickling was not my idea BUT the boss told me too".
"Wait, BOSS I thought you did this because you wanted revenge"
"That was why I went to him, I just wanted to kill you but the boss said to do that first".
"Wait KILL ME"
And with that Mr.cool threw him out the window.
Mr cool dialed the boss and told him the job was done. And dropped the phone, five minutes later he got a text. From the Don saying. "You made the boss proud".
And the reference to me was really sweet. *blushes* 
