Official TMF Complaint Thread

[milagros317]

#4832: I wish to complain that nobody else is posting here now. :(

[K-Skate417]

#4833: Mils keeps posting while in LA when he should be spending more than 2 hours a day at the beach :bump:

[natural tickler]

#4834
I wish to complain that Mumbling Munchkin complains about the weather too damn much. First she complained about snow, now when the heat comes, whine about that

I also wish to complain that she also takes too much pleasure in beating me senseless. Maybe I should report it to authorities :blaugh: :blaugh:

[tickleshotel]

#4835

I wish to complain Target doesn;t have alot of selection of Toe socks and I wish to complain I want more toe socks to wear :rant:

[Mimi]

#4836 - I wish to complain that Nemo's Turds did not number his second complaint, so therefore it is invalid. Besides, around here, I AM the authorities!

[TKpervert]

#4637 I'm complaining that Ms. Mumbles is taking unfair advantage of the old axiom that shit flows downhill.

[milagros317]

#4638 I wish to complain that I would like to post some more, but have to go now.

[natural tickler]

#4839
I wish to complain that Mudraker is not coming to MTP, cuz I would've loved to make her pay for her violent ways :devil: :firedevil

[milagros317]

#4840
I wish to complain that there is no Dodger game today. :(

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Christ!
Can't I get a freshen-up on this drink?!?
The service here is reprehensible.
I'd like to speak to the manager of this establishment forthwith...

[milagros317]

#4841: I wish to complain that my flight from Oakland to LA today was very crowded, in fact, full.

[K-Skate417]

#4842: Both my flights were crowded today :sowrong:

[thetickleking]

#4843 - My grass grows too fast. :rant:

[milagros317]

#4844 I wish to complain that I don't like airports, but I have to go to one tomorrow. :D

[K-Skate417]

#4845: People are often vague and vagueness confuses me:confused:

[thetickleking]

4846: Some people give too many details. :blaugh:

[milagros317]

#4847: I wish to complain that the Dodgers lost again last night. :(

[K-Skate417]

#4848: This thread was on the second page:wow:

[milagros317]

#4849: I wish to complain that I am very tired.

[thetickleking]

#4850: I wish to complain that the people who run my company are constantly putting off the need for more people.
#4851: I'm tired of sharing my co-worker with the other offices. She's tired of it, too.
#4852: There are too many immature, undependable people who work for the company I work for.

:ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty:

[K-Skate417]

#4853: There is a very rude squirrel that lives in my yard that always cracks open its nuts on the deck and eats there like it owns the place. And it doesn't even clean up after itself:rant:

[thetickleking]

#4854: My dog has had horrific gas, lately. :sowrong:

[milagros317]

#4855: I complain that we had thunderstorms today.

[thetickleking]

#4856: I'm tired of having so many things to complain about. :disgust:

[milagros317]

#4857: I complain that we had thunderstorms yesterday.

[Mitchell]

#4858 I wish to complain that I have had a nasty cold the last several days, and that I feel miserable. I further wish to complain, that due to this stupid cold, I had to cancel my weekly visit with my friend today!

Mitch

[milagros317]

#4859: I wish to complain that I feel bloated after eating a lot.

[kurchatovium]

#4860 I wish to complain about all the complaints

[milagros317]

#4861: I wish to complain that the Dodgers lost last night. :(

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

#4862 I would just like to complain that no one's complained about me yet today. :(

[milagros317]

#4863: I wish to complain that I didn't manage to sleep very late today. :(

[blondie46]

I wish to complain that my cleaning girl is pregnant so I feel guilty asking her to do anything. :idunno:

[milagros317]

#4865: I wish to complain that I don't have a cleaning woman, and that the last complaint was not numbered. :D

[kurchatovium]

#4866 I wish to complain that there is never enough time. :D :D

[blondie46]

#4867.....that I ate too much today.

[lightninbug]

You know who snuck into my room ,stark naked, in the dead of night ????
NOBODY!!

Bug :xpulcy:

[Sultrybrunette]

#4868 I wish to complain that I didn't have someone to tickle me last night.

[milagros317]

#4869: I wish to complain that it rained here yesterday. :(

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I'd like to complain that most of the tickling media producers have all but abandoned TV-related product(VHS and DVD) in favor of downloadable clips and so forth.

...on the other hand, the trend has saved me alotta money, as I don't care to sit at my computer to watch tickle clips.

[milagros317]

#4870: I wish to complain that this thread was dormant far too long.

[ticklingfeet4fu]

I wish to complain that Sadira is at work. This really sucks. :confused:

[milagros317]

#4871: I wish to complain that nobody but me is using numbered complaints any more. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4871: I wish to complain that nobody but me is using numbered complaints any more. :(I wish to say this is #4872 and they should tell me the rules before I post in the complaint thread. :shock: :p :ranty: :p

[milagros317]

#4873: I wish to complain that I need a haircut.

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4874 I can't sleep tonight.

[milagros317]

#4875: I wish to complain that it is very muggy again today. :(

[HisDivineShadow]

#4876: THere is 50 miles of traffic at a standstill leading into my little peninsula. THere should NOT be 50 miles of stopped traffic leading in to my peninsula.

[milagros317]

#4877: I wish to complain that HDS has a little peninsula and I don't have one.

[HisDivineShadow]

Tell you what: you nuke the tourists and you can have it. :p

#4878: My arm itches and it won't go away. I demand acid to burn away the offending nerves.

[milagros317]

#4879: I wish to complain that I have to get up early tomorrow. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4880 that I want to have job to complain about. :wow: :ranty:

[milagros317]

#4881: I wish to complain that the Dodgers didn't score in the bottom of the 9th inning, and now the game is in the top of the 10th. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4882 I wish to say that Mils complains too much. :eek: :p

[HisDivineShadow]

#4883: DupDetector usually works efficiently and quietly in the background when building its index files. Today, it seems to be eating up system resources at a Nortonesque rate. WHY!?

[milagros317]

#4884: I wish to complain that I didn't get ten million dollars tax free in my mailbox today. :(

[HisDivineShadow]

#4885: There is something of a dearth of things to watch that I have not seen at this time.

[milagros317]

#4886: I wish to complain that all the foods that I like to eat are alleged to be not healthy for me. :(

How could chocolate mousse pie with whipped cream on top not be healthy? :jester:

[HisDivineShadow]

#4887: I lost my sweet tooth some time ago, and what does the economy keep creating? Sweet foods, that is what!

[milagros317]

#4888: I wish to complain that I am very hungry, and it is not time for dinner yet. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

# 4889 I hate when people type much faster than me. :(

[milagros317]

#4890: I wish to complain that there is no baseball to watch now. :(

[HisDivineShadow]

#4891: My major complaint of the day lies with my laziness. My sloth has left a seemingly endless pile of undone deeds that need to be done. A pox upon myself!

[milagros317]

#4892: I wish to complain that Limeoutsider is not online to IM with. :(

[HisDivineShadow]

#4893: Limeoutsider has been scarce lately. This is cause for sadness and complaint. :(

[milagros317]

#4894: I wish to complain that there is construction noise on my block. :(

[HisDivineShadow]

#4895: I wish to complain that there should be well over 5000 complaints in this thread by now.

[milagros317]

#4896: I wish to complain that my AC is too noisy. :(

[HisDivineShadow]

#4897: Unless I double-complain, HDS will not have complain number 4900.

[milagros317]

#4898: I wish to complain that HDS has gone away now. :(

[HisDivineShadow]

#4899: I will not make 4900 through legal means.

#4900: I had to double complain. My tarnished image gains further dirt. :D

[Mitchell]

#4901 I wish to complain that it is too damn hot right now! It was almost 100 degrees today in Lancaster, and the humidity was pretty high. I wish it would cool off a bit already.

Mitch

[HisDivineShadow]

#4902: It is supposed to be even warmer tomorrow. *Hmph*

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4903 I wish to complain that no one has been out here to post with me. :(

[milagros317]

#4904: I wish to complain that I woke up early for no reason. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4905 - I wish to complain about the fact that I have not slept in 2 days now. :sadcry:

[milagros317]

#4906: I wish to complain that it is hot and muggy again. :(

[Mitchell]

4907-I wish to second Milagros' complaint. It was brutally hot here today, and felt like a sauna when I stepped outside.

Mitch

[milagros317]

#4908: I wish to complain that the Dodgers are losing 7-0 right now. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4909 - I wish to say that it is hotter than it was before it rained tonight. :mad:

[HisDivineShadow]

#4910: Wireless internet doesn't work in my home, so I am forced to lug the laptop upstairs to find a free ethernet cord.

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4911 - I wish to say that I am mad at my roommate and friend for worrying me.

[milagros317]

#4912: I wish to complain that the Dodgers lost again yesterday. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4913 - I wish to complain that the Mets have to play on the road. :yowzer:

[milagros317]

#4914: I wish to complain that Yancy Brazoban pitched very badly yesterday. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4915 - I wish to complain that I can't seem to go to sleep tonight/ morning :cry1:

[milagros317]

#4916: I wish to complain that it is sad that TF4F can't sleep. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4916: I wish to complain that it is sad that TF4F can't sleep. :(#4917 - I wish to say that I am right there with you on that thought as I have still yet to go to sleep. :Grrr: :ranty:

[milagros317]

#4918: I wish to complain that I have to leave soon to catch my bus to New Jersey. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4919 - I wish to complain that I am tired of complaining :p

[K-Skate417]

#4920: I haven't complained in a while :illogical

[milagros317]

#4921: I wish to complain that there have been violent thunderstorms here this afternoon.

[ticklingfeet4fu]

# 4922- I wish for Jason Werth's bat to be checked for cork and for him to be checked for steriods. :ermm:

[milagros317]

# 4923: I wish to complain that TF4F did not congratulate Jason Werth on his fine home run, hit off Pedro Martinez. :D

[ticklingfeet4fu]

# 4923: I wish to complain that TF4F did not congratulate Jason Werth on his fine home run, hit off Pedro Martinez. :DI wish to say, I am sorry for that error of omission. NOT!!!!
#4924: I wish to complain that I am not sleeping again. :(

[milagros317]

#4925: I wish to complain that the Dodgers lost yesterday. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4925: I wish to complain that the Dodgers lost yesterday. :(I wish to second that complaint. :eek:

[milagros317]

#4926: I wish to complain that it is muggy here again. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

# 4927 - I wish to complain about the fact that the Mets lost today. :sadcry:

[milagros317]

#4928: I complain that the Dodgers lost today in Florida. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

# 4929 - I wish to complain that the Phillies won yesterday.

[milagros317]

#4930: I complain that it is muggy here today. :(

[isabeau]

i complain that i sent in what has to be the crappiest picture of me i could find. whatever possessed me to do that??? lol and eeks. that is not how i look i promise. sighs stupid webcam. and plus the fact i had no idea it would be such a close up. heheheheh

isabeau :imouttahe

[milagros317]

#4931: I complain that it is noisy on my block now.

[RobAce]

Im complaining because everyone already complained about what I would have complained about, so I have nothing to complain about except that I need something to complain about.
Oh, I need to complain about using the word "complain" too much in this post

[milagros317]

#4932: I complain that it is noisy on my block.

[ticklingfeet4fu]

# 4933 - I wish to complain about the fact that I have not been sleeping well at all for about 2 weeks now. :ranty: :ranty: :ranty:

[milagros317]

#4934: I complain that I am yawning. :zzzzz:

[ticklingfeet4fu]

# 4935 : I wish to complain that I do not like bad things to happen to my friends. :Grrr: :sadcry:

[milagros317]

#4936: I complain that it was too muggy here this afternoon. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

# 4937 : I wish to complain that the Dodgers, Padres and Cubs lost last night. :ranty: :ranty: :ranty:

[milagros317]

#4938: I wish to complain that the hated jints won yesterday. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4938: I wish to complain that the hated jints won yesterday. :(
#4939: I wish to complain that I need the Giants to win and they did and yet Milagros is complaining about it. :D

[milagros317]

#4940: I wish to complain that TF4F is happy that the hated jints won yesterday. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

# 4931 : I wish to complain that the Giants got clobbered by the Phillies 10-2. Making the Phillies the ONLY team the Mets did not gain on last night in the wildcard or divisional chase.

[milagros317]

#4942: I wish to complain that TF4F is unhappy that the hated jints lost yesterday. It was a joyful event that should have made the whole world happy. :D :D

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4943 : I wish to complain that Milagros just does not understand my passion for the Mets overrides his hatred for the Giants. Especially since it does not matter in the standings to his team whereas it matters to my team. :ermm:

[milagros317]

#4944: I complain that the Mets lost to the hated jints this afternoon. :Grrr:

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4944: I complain that the Mets lost to the hated jints this afternoon. :Grrr:
Relax Milagros!!! You can't win them all. I mean we won 5 games in a row in your division and you guys did not take complete advantage of it.

#4945 : I wish to complain that the Dodgers are not taking advantage of the opportunities the Mets have provided for them. :p

[milagros317]

#4946: I wish to complain that the Dodgers are not taking advantage of the fact that .500 baseball would, as of today, lead their Division. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4946: I wish to complain that the Dodgers are not taking advantage of the fact that .500 baseball would, as of today, lead their Division. :(#4947 : I wish to complain that that was my complaint. :D

[milagros317]

#4948: I wish to complain that Labor Day is almost upon us. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4949: I wish to complain that I did not sleep well last night. :(

[milagros317]

#4950: I wish to commplain that I had to get up early today. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

# 4951 : I wish to complain that the Mets are not in 1st place in the wildcard yet. :eek:

[milagros317]

#4952: I wish to complain that Barry Bonds has not yet been indicted for perjury and tax evasion.

[TKpervert]

#4953 I have to report for jury dootie cattle call tomorrow at stinking 7:30 stinking AM.

[milagros317]

#4954: I wish to complain that the Dodgers lost yesterday. :(

[natural tickler]

#4955
I wish to complain the Cubs didn't beat the Dodgers bad enough last night :D

[milagros317]

#4956: I wish to complain that it is very windy here now.

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4957: I wish to complain that our government is not even in Louisiana to help those people out their yet. :mad: :disgust: :sowrong:

[tickleshotel]

#4958 I wish to complain that I feel like giving someone a hug and there isn;t anyone around to hug :(

[milagros317]

#4959: I wish to complain that I won't see Mistress Zara again until Tuesday.

[Newcastle Uni]

#4959

I wish to complain that some bastard has beaten me to replying to this thread

[milagros317]

#4961: I wish to complain that NU's last post is misnumbered. :D

[mark 19]

#4962: I wish to complain about the number of complaints on this thread as it make it hard for people who still haft to use all their fingers and toes to count to 20.

[milagros317]

#4963: I wish to complain that I'm still hungry after eating dinner. :(

[Newcastle Uni]

#4964 I wish to complain about Milagros. Hes such a whinger! Complaining about this, complaining about that! Jeez! :cry1:

[milagros317]

#4965: I wish to complain that the Dodgers game is not televised here. :(

[tickleshotel]

#4966 I wish to complain that I am too short to reach something and I can;t find my step-stand:ranty:

[Newcastle Uni]

#4965: I wish to complain that the Dodgers game is not televised here. :(

#4966 There he goes again! Always complaining.

[milagros317]

#4967: I wish to complain that it was muggy here today.

[Newcastle Uni]

#4967: I wish to complain that it was muggy here today.

#4968 I wish to complain the Milagros is using this thread to up his post count :jester:

[tickleshotel]

#4969 I wish to stay here in the off topic thread to talk about anything about all

[Newcastle Uni]

#4969 I wish to stay here in the off topic thread to talk about anything about all

#4969 I want to complain that hotel lives in Arizona. She should move nearer to me forthwith.

[milagros317]

#4970: I wish to complain that I was interrupted by a phone call.

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4971 : I wish to complain about the fact that the Mets are not on TV in this area.

[milagros317]

#4972: I wish to complain that I am tired. :zzzzz:

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4973 : I wish to complain that I am not feeling well. :ermm:

[mark 19]

#4974 : I wish to complain that the day is not long enough to sleep for 12 hours, work 9, have a 1 hour power nap, and still socialise, relax, watch TV and log on to TMF. I propose that the earths rotation be slowed to lengthen the day to 30 hours (enough time for 2 power naps) :yawnface:

[tickleshotel]

#4975 I wish to complain that I seem to be the only one posting in this section of the forum now :(

[isabeau]

i wish to complain that i have a bigggg mouth. this is my four hundred and one posting. eeks
and i'm a newbie still

isabeau :bouncybou

[mark 19]

#4976 I wish to complain that both isabeau and TH have more posts than me :D . Even though isabeu is still a newbie

[tickleshotel]

#4977 I wish to complain that I am not able to twirl my wand and give mark alot of posts as he wishes, I wish to complain that the posts I have now has taken me years to achieve.

[milagros317]

#4978: I wish to complain that the Dodgers lost yet again today. :( :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4979 : :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: I wish to complain that the Mets lost yesterday :ranty: :ranty: :ranty:

[milagros317]

#4980: I wish to complain that the Dodgers are now on a 4-game losing streak. :xlime: :xlime: :xlime: :xlime:

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4981 : I wish to complain that the Mets are slowly falling out of the wildcard race. :confused:

[milagros317]

#4982: I wish to complain that the Evil One*, still on the disabled list, came to Dodger Stadium and took batting practice. :sowrong:

* know to most people as Barry Bonds.

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4983: I wish to complain that I am not sleeping right now. :idontwann

[milagros317]

#4984: I wish to complain that, while the Dodgers won 2 out of 3 games from the hated jints over the last three days, the only game televised on ESPN was the one that they lost.

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4985 : I wish to complain that the Mets are falling out of the race fast :confused:

[milagros317]

#4986: I wish to complain that, even after today's win, the Dodgers are 7 games out of first place. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#4987 : I wish to complain that the Mets did not win last night. :mad:

[milagros317]

#4988: I wish to complain that it is a bit chilly this morning. :(

[TKpervert]

#4989 I'm registering a complaint about losing my ASS playing golf today. ^^$%#$%

next week will be better...

[natural tickler]

#4990

I wish to complain that there was not enough complaints since I was last here

[milagros317]

#4991: I wish to complain that the Dodgers had a rotten season in 2005. :(

[Mitchell]

#4992- I wish to complain that while I realize we have been dry, we have had far too much rain lately, over 6 inches in 24 hours, causing flooding, and leaks in my building roof. I hope the rain lets up soon, to allow us to dry out some!

Mitch

[amk714]

#4993: I wish to complain that the rain delay in New York might give the Yankees some much-needed rest :rant: :D

[milagros317]

#4994: I wish to complain that that same rain got me wet on my way home from playing bridge yesterday. :(

[General Zod]

#4995
I wish to complain that my truck-Freightliner-is waiting on a new turbo The old one has a crack in it causing fumes to come inside the cab :ranty:

[milagros317]

#4996: I wish to complain that Limeoutsider doesn't post here much any more. :(

[blondie46]

I wish to file a complaint that NO ONE listed me in a certain list on the TMF>:P

[milagros317]

#4997: I wish to complain that the Dodgers had a lousy year in 2005. :(

[mark 19]

#4998: I wish to complain that despite appearances to the contrary I am not a God and posting here doesn’t seem to be helping! :ranty:

[General Zod]

#4999 I wish to complain that my truck has not been fixed yet :ranty: :ranty:

[milagros317]

#5000: I wish to complain that more rain is predicted for tomorrow. :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#5001 - I wish to complain that the umpires have affected the outcome of way to many games this post-season. :sowrong:

[jackmeister]

#5002 - I wish to complain that waking up very early in the morning is not fun :(

[AnnieHall]

#5003 - I wish to complain about the lame people that IM me and ask the same 5 questions...

"How long have you been into tickling?"

"What's the longest you've ever been tickled for? (Haven't you ever heard that you aren't supposed to end your sentences with prepositions?)

"Any recent tickling experiences?"

"So what do you like about tickling?" (If the reasons I like tickling are any different than anyone elses I would be surprised. You know, like how bout that it turns me on?)

"I know you're a lee, but would you ever tickle someone else?" (No, moron. That is why I'm a LEE!)

Gr..

[amk714]

#5004 - I wish to complain about people asking stupid questions. :p

[AnnieHall]

yeah that probably sums it up pretty well...

[milagros317]

#5005: I wish to complain that this thread was dormant for too long. :D

[amk714]

#5006: I wish to complain that this thread needs 5000 more posts. :bouncybou

[milagros317]

#5007: I complain that I have to work tomorrow.

[mark 19]

#5008: I complain that on my computer one of Milagros sig pics seems to be corrupted and had lines going through it on one of the frames :(

[HisDivineShadow]

#5009: I return just in time to miss #5000. *Grump*

[milagros317]

#5010: I complain that HDS was away too long. :D

[HisDivineShadow]

#5011: When will it ever cool off? I don't live so far South that warm weather is the norm. *HMPH*

[milagros317]

#5012: I complain that it is expected to rain here tomorrow night. :(

[amk714]

#5013: I wish to complain that too many people here are complaining, myself included. Suck it up and move on! :blaugh:

[milagros317]

#5014: I wish to complain that the Dodgers had a bad year in 2005. :(

[amk714]

#5015: I wish to complain that the Lakers sucked last season, and had better turn things around this season. :disgust:

[milagros317]

#5016: I wish to complain that Uma Thurman is not here with me now. :p

[AnnieHall]

#5017 I wish to complain that Uma Thurman looks like a very tall lanky old man.

[blondie46]

I wish to complain that my off again now on again fiance is so much younger than I am. oops sorry #5018

[amk714]

#5019: I wish to complain about blondie46 not numbering her complaint. :p

[milagros317]

#5020: I wish to complain that it is supposed to rain here tonight and tomorrow. :(

[natural tickler]

#5021
I wish to complain that after over 5,00 complaints, not one of them have been rectified :ranty:

[Mimi]

#5022 - I wish to complain that Alex should complain somewhere aside from the designated complaint thread if all he is going to do is complain about the amount of complaints posted here.

#5023 - I wish to complain that Neighborhood Troll should be spending more time working on rectifying the complaints posted here, rather than complain about the lack of rectification taking place.

#5024 - I wish to complain that the Packers finally played a game the way they should have been playing all season, but did so too late in the season for it to help further them into playoff contention.

#5025 - I wish to complain that it is freaking FREEZING outside, and we are in for a winter storm tomorrow! :cry1: :cry1: :cry1:

[natural tickler]

#5026

I wish to complain that Muckster will do some more complaining when I am back on top of the pool again, come tomorrow :blaugh:

[milagros317]

#5027: I wish to complain that Mimi put too many complaints in one post. :D

[Mimi]

#5028 - I wish to complain that Milagros needs a spanking for complaining about the number of complaints I posted in my last complaint post. :whip:

[milagros317]

# 5029: I wish to complain that only Mistress Zara, and other women while she is present and gives permission, are allowed to spank me, so Mimi is overstepping her bounds. :D

[amk714]

#5022 - I wish to complain that Alex should complain somewhere aside from the designated complaint thread if all he is going to do is complain about the amount of complaints posted here.

#5030: I wish to complain that Mimi is wrong, because my complaint about too many people complaining in this thread is only one of my many complaints, so that complaint isn't the only complaint I've made in this complaint thread. :D

[milagros317]

#5031: I complain that NT went away. :(

[Mimi]

#5032 - I wish to complain that Milagros in apparantly unaware of the fact that my discipline knows no boundries.... :evilha:

#5033 - I wish to complain that Always Messing Kitchens last complaint gave me a headache. :p

#5034 - I wish to complain that Milagros posted seconds before I did, forcing me to edit this post and adjust my complaint counts....he is now even more due for a spanking than before.

[amk714]

#5035: I wish to complain that I have nothing to complain about right now. :p

[milagros317]

#5036: I complain that Limeoutsider only makes a few posts these days. :(

[blondie46]

#5037 I wish to complain about having to put :mad: my clean laundry away.

[amk714]

#5038: I wish to complain about people playing loud music in their cars :sowrong:, even though I can't stop them, and I do the same sometimes. :p

[HisDivineShadow]

#5039: The day is almost done, yet I still have so much to do.

[amk714]

#5040: I wish to complain about bad drivers. They really piss me off! :Grrr:

[milagros317]

#5041: I wish to complain that Big Jim rarely posts these days. :(

[amk714]

#5042: I wish to complain that Mils shouldn't complain, because apparently he hasn't seen BigJim's recent posts about religion (some of them quite lengthy) in the P & R forum, which I know he rarely visits or posts in. :p

[milagros317]

#5043: OK, I wish to complain that Big Jim rarely posts in the Silly Stuff Forum these days.

[amk714]

#5044: Fair enough. :D I wish to complain that some smilies don't get used enough. These, for instance: :wiseowl: :xbee: :bat: :atom: :Hyrdrogen

[elfriend]

#5045 I wish to complain that lately there hasn't been enough time to tickle and be tickled :(

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#5045 I wish to complain that lately there hasn't been enough time to tickle and be tickled :(I wish to seconded that complain at least about the tickling part. I want NO part of being tickled unless I really believe I deserve it. That just doesn't happen. BTW, that was #5045-a :p

[milagros317]

#5046: I complain that it rained here today. :(

[amk714]

#5047: I wish to complain about the hot and windy weather here in SoCal. I know it's better than cold weather, but this is ridiculous! :sowrong:

[Mimi]

#5048 - I wish to complain that it's a f*cking BLIZZARD outside right now!!! This is our first snow of the year, and within the last 2 hours we have had 4 inches dumped on us already, and it's coming down like there's no tomorrow, and it's not supposed to stop until sometime around 6am tomorrow morning!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty:

[amk714]

#5049: I wish to complain that now I feel bad about complaining about my hot and windy weather. :p

[TKpervert]

#5049 I'm complaining that it's 78 degrees here now at 6:59 PM, but we have this irritating little breeze from the north that should be gone by tomorrow AM.

Stupid breeze, messing up an otherwise perfect day. :D

[TKpervert]

#5050 I'm complaining that AMK is politically insensitive in describing our weather as 'hot and windy' when it's actually 'warm and balmy'.

[amk714]

#5052: I'm complaining that TKpervert didn't edit the numbers of his complaints, and I'm politically incorrect, so don't complain about that. :D

[Mimi]

#5053 - I wish to complain that I have an overwhelming desire to bite TKpervert all of a sudden..... :disgust:

[TKpervert]

#5054 I'm complaining that I have no control over replies that cross at the speed of light in cyberspace, and prefer to move forwards rather than dwell on past mishaps.

OK, ready Mimi... bite me !!! :D

[K-Skate417]

#5055: The number 5051 was skipped :p And there are two 5049 numbered complaints. :wow:

[TKpervert]

#5056 Skate's missive was a statement, not a complaint, and is now relegated to the statement board. This frees up #5051 on the complaint board which I now claim as my own and apply to complaint #5049 bumping it to #5050 thereby
making #5051 god damn legit and I really really don't wanna hear any thing more about this &*^%$$ inconsequenscial, or how ever ya spellit, bullshit so just drop it and bite me and I'm going to bed now.

oh yeah.. sorry, this was a complaint .. #5056

[Mimi]

LMAO!

#5057 - I wish to complain that TKpervert made me laugh and left me confused, far too early in the morning!

Oh yeah.... *chomp!*

[Mimi]

#5058 - I further wish to complain that after being completely snow free all fall thus far, we are now buried under a foot of WHITE SHIT after last nights blizzard. :rant:

[natural tickler]

#5059

I wish to complain that Muck Muck should not be complaining about the weather, given where she lives.... :rolleyes: :p


NT, now running away before he gets tickled/whapped into oblivion

[HisDivineShadow]

#5060: MadameMonkery has begun her seemingly endless stream of winter complaints yet again. TIme to break out the ear plugs...:p

[milagros317]

#5061: I complain that it is raining here now. :(

[blondie46]

#5062 I wish to complain about my cleaning lady's husband. She is expecting a baby and he is partying. :ignite:

[amk714]

#5063: I wish to complain that I didn't win the lottery, but I know it's silly to do so, because I have no control over what numbers are drawn, only which ones I choose, unless I decide to Quick Pick them, of course. :D

[AnnieHall]

#5064: I wish to complain that Mimi sent her snowstorm to Chicago

#5065: I ALSO wish to complain that some of these complaints left me confused and in pain.

[BaneDaemon]

#5066 (technically)

I wish to complain about people who actually get snow, as opposed to the sout'ern eastern hemisphere. Give me snow up to my waist anyday, as opposed to blistering weather and clothes that somehow shrink as I'm wearing them because of the consequential sweat.

[TKpervert]

#5067 DAMN the winds are picking up here (22:42 PST 11/17 for those that really care). Blowin at least 17 mph right now.

No snow. No rain. No sleet. 76 degrees. Just sorta noisey.

AMK, we're gonna be losing some roofing material tonight.

MODS: please move this POS to the 'pissy comment' thread, it's a little weak to qualify as a complaint.

[unit5610]

#5068 I wish to complain that it's a beautiful late fall day and I'm stuck inside doing a project for school.

[HisDivineShadow]

#5069: Now that the temperature has dropped, I am cold. Before, I was hot. I wish to complain that my body needs to pick one and stick with it.

[milagros317]

#5070: I wish to complain that it got quite cold here today. :(

[datickler]

I wish to complain that I dont have a sig yet.....wait, I suppose I should ask for one first...Mimi, could u pleeeease, please, please with....ummm....stuff on top...make me a sig :D

[milagros317]

#5071: I wish to complain that it is now raining. :(

[amk714]

#5073: I wish to complain that Datickler should PM Mimi if he wants a new sig, instead of complaining about it in this thread. :illogical :D

#5074: I also wish to complain that Datickler didn't number his complaint, which is why I numbered my first complaint #5073 instead of #5072. :p

[milagros317]

#5075: I complain that 14-year-old boys who are being seduced by their very beautiful 25-year-old woman teachers [suich as happened in Florida recently] did not include me by my HS English teacher about 30 years ago. :p

[amk714]

#5076: I wish to complain that no beautiful woman has ever tried to seduce me (of course, why would she want to? :p), even though I wouldn't mind it, especially if she's ticklish. :devil:

[milagros317]

#5077: I complain that it is very cold here today. :(

[amk714]

#5078: I wish to complain that even though I'm a meat-eater, I still feel sorry for all the turkeys around this time of the year. :( :p