ArizonaTickler
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This is a fictitious ad I dreamt up while not being able to sleep last night. Obviously, this is not real, which is why I’m posting it in fictional stories. I figured it would be fun to think of the tickling trouble you could find yourself in. But in reality, it’s probably a good way to end up murdered 😬
Ladies, have you recently been wronged by a man? A whole string of men? Do you wish you could get revenge, without anybody getting hurt? Could tickle torturing a man help you work through some issues?
Allow me to offer my services, free of charge, as a tickle proxy. I will stand in for your ex, begging for mercy under your fingertips, only to hear you say, “Hmmm... NO!” Sentence me to tickle torture for the crimes of all men.
Now, I generally enjoy being tickled, which is what makes this humane. But that doesn’t mean I can stand up to the ruthless ticking vengeance you have in store!
Call 555-5555 for more information and please provide details of your situation.
*Also available for bachelorette parties
Ladies, have you recently been wronged by a man? A whole string of men? Do you wish you could get revenge, without anybody getting hurt? Could tickle torturing a man help you work through some issues?
Allow me to offer my services, free of charge, as a tickle proxy. I will stand in for your ex, begging for mercy under your fingertips, only to hear you say, “Hmmm... NO!” Sentence me to tickle torture for the crimes of all men.
Now, I generally enjoy being tickled, which is what makes this humane. But that doesn’t mean I can stand up to the ruthless ticking vengeance you have in store!
Call 555-5555 for more information and please provide details of your situation.
*Also available for bachelorette parties
