The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Never met him actually. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's hard to talk to him, because he's bent over backwards so far that his head is upside down and touching the ground. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

That would make him hard to talk too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He doesn't walk very fast that way, either. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I would imagine that would be true as well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Can Adam's friend Ben Zene cook? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yeah he has a little molecular stove. :D :D :p

[TKpervert]

This Ben Dover character ... does he work in the IRS office in Fresno Calif. ?

[kurchatovium]

Yes with his assitant Anita Lottamoney. :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*kurchatovium heads down to the third level of Hell with his enchanted Sword Of Dreams and quickly finishs off all the lesser demons. He awaits the Violator King*

Violator King: "Come out Preacher it time for you to die."

kurchatovium: "You'll forgive me if I am not in any hurry to die. Besdes funeral expenses are so hefty these days I think its cheaper if I stay alive."

*kurchatovium appears for instant and the Violator attempts to strike at him but misses him*

Violator King: :"Agggh!! When I am done with you there wont be anyting left to bury Preacher. Bwahahahahahaha so you wont have to worry about your funeral."

kurchatovium: "How very reassuring of you and here I thought you were just a bloated asswipe of evil."

*kurchatovium appears for instant again and disappearsonly to reappear suddenly a get a strike at Violator King and vanish in an instant once again*

Violator King: "Come on you worthless piece of human excrement fight me."

*kurchatovium reappears again gets another blow to the Violator King however before the vanish the Violator gets a blow of his own*

kurchatovium: "I am fighting you its just a style quite of my own."

Violator King: "Baaaaah!! If you what to die slow its of no matter to me Preacher."

*kurchatovium quickly appears and gets two more blows in and vanishes just before the Violator king strikes.*

Violator King; "Damn you Preacher. FIGHT!!!"

kurchatovium; "Don't you want to spend some quality time together."

*kurchatovium gets another blow and vanishes again an instant before the Violator King strikes*

Violator King: "Damn I am tired of doing Satan's dirty work. This is not worth it. Lets talk Preacher."

kurchatovium: "You wish to avoid this batltle."

Violator King; "Yessssss. Satan gets all the glory and just sits on his ass. I'm the one that has to all the dirty work. Appear before me and we shall talk.

*kurchatovium appears before him in his Robe of Dreams.*

Violator King: "Bwhahahahahahahahha YOU FOOL! HAHAHAHAHAAHHA."

*the Violator rips at the form with all his might and blows fire and uses his deon stare completly destroying the Robe and what is around it.*

*from nowhere a form reappears. It is kurchatovium without his Robe!!! and he quickly catches the demon off guard and lunges the enchanted dream sword into the demons heart. kurchatovium hits the exact spot where he is supposed to strike and strikes a fatal blow against the Violator King.*

Violator King: CURSE YOU!!!! YOU LIED YOU BASTARD!! YOU DAMNED BASTARD YOU LIED!! PREACHER YOU LIED TO ME!!

kurchatovium: "Hmmmmmmmmmm I guess I did. Well Shame on me. Guess I need to goto confession this Sunday. Know a good church around here. Hmmm guess you wouldn't. Just have to make due I guess."

*kurchatovium smirlks and winks at the demon*

Violator King: "SATAN WILL DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS. MARK MY WORDS."

kurchatovium: "As they say in the valley of Southern California "Whatever dude!""

The Violator King Expires and vanishes into ash and a smoldering brimstone*

The third level is cleared.

[milagros317]

Very well done, Kurchatovium. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks. I think I need another Robe Of Dreams. I wonder if HDS has a spare. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Probably, because HDS is always well supplied. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I do believe he is. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We can always count on HDS. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Most definitely. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And we can always count on THE POST. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes him too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Obviously, we can always count on THE THREAD, also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup and milagros too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And, of course, we can always count on Kurchatovium. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks a bunch my friend. :D :D :D

[milagros317]

You're welcome, friend, and it's the truth. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Always glad to help those in the TMF. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Natural Tickler should be back here this week. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Great we still have 6 more planes of hell to go through so we can really use him :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, we can use all the help that we can get. Hell is not an easy place to fight a war. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*kurchatovium talks to Senesei 3000*

Sensei 3000: "Ahhhhhhh kurchatovium you are back from your victorious battle with the Violator King. Congratulations*

kurchatovium: "Thank you Sensei 3000. I could not have done it without your help."

Sensei 3000: "Bahhhhh! You are too modest. You are an excellent warrior and my best student ever."

*kurchtovium bows to the Sensei 3000*

Sensei 3000: "I have asked you here for a favor kurchatovium."

Kurchatovium: "Certainly whatever I can do."

Sensei 3000: ""Don't speak so fast. It is a big favor. I wish to help you in your battles. I have taught all of your troops and you to the best of their abilities."

kurchatovium: "You have helped us so much Sensei 3000, You do not need to risk your life to prove anything more."

Sensei 3000: "Let me explain. Before you and THE THREAD found me and repaired me I trained many warriors. Sadly many of those were not beings of virtue like yourself. They commited many unspeakable acts."

kurchatovium: "The responsibility for their acts is ultimately theirs Sensei."

Sensei 3000: "True kurchatovium, but I am to blame as well. I trained them for the glory and well for the money and paid little attention to the consequences of my actions. One can not throw a pebble into a pond and not make waves. I thought little of the results of my actions and many of the waves I made I fear resulted in much suffering and death."

kurchatovium: "I see. So you seek to balance your kharma then more or less."

Sensei 3000: "Indeed. I can not undo the past but I can decide the future. You and your friends have given me a second chance to do this, to not utilize this chance to its fullest would be another foolish mistake on my part."

kurchatovium: "Ahhh my freind I could never argue with your logic. Talk to the commander of the armory and equip yourself with whatever you desire. I shall tell him to expect you."

Sensei 3000: "I do not know, how well this old soul will fare in battle but I will do my best. We all masterpieces of art kurchatovium but the creator has left the last few brushstrokes to ourselves."

kurchatovium: "You were wrong about one thing Sensei 3000."

Sensei 3000: "What is that my friend."

kurchatovium: "That you had nothing left to teach me."

*Sensei 3000 and kurchatovium share a hardy laugh.*

[milagros317]

He is very wise. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed. A very smart robot. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I wonder where he learned what he knows. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

From many places milagros. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's why he knows so much. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed it is. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

His knowledge will help us clear the next level of Hell. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

His skills will help a lot too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He is a very valuable ally. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes he is. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Will we be advancing to the 4th Level of Hell soon? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well I think we should set up on the third level and regroup before advancing. The troops and bunnies look like they could use a bit of rest. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I guess I could use some rest also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Rest is good :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Quite so. I'm going to sleep soon. :zzzzz:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Me too in a little bit. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I had a good night's sleep. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Me too. :D :D :p

[natural tickler]

My lord, General NT returning, your next command??

[kurchatovium]

Welcome back my good friend and general. :wub: :redheart:

We are currently onthe third plane of Hell the tropps are rested. We need a scout party to explore the 4th plane of Hell and report back. :D :D :p

[natural tickler]

As you command, my lord. Deploying scout troop at once

[kurchatovium]

Fantastic let me know what they find. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's good to have NT back. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed it is. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He can help us a lot. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes he is a very important part of the team :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And he has great spirit. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed he does. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That helps keep up the morale of his troops. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

yes it does. :D :D

[milagros317]

The morale of our troops is important. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed it is. :D :D

[milagros317]

I wish HDS would drop by here. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Me too :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And, of course, it would wonderful if Raichyll ever came back here. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

That would be great too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We've been getting along without her for a long time. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I miss Raichypoo a great deal. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I miss her a lot, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We all do. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We would do a happy dance if she came back. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Most definetly especially the bunnies. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The vorpal bunnies are very good at dancing. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes they are. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

They can sing, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup the bunnies are very talented. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And also very wuvable. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and cuddly too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We must never forget cuddly. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed we must not. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

HDS hasn't been around in a while. He should come here. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

HDS is tired, that he is. I spent too long on the task of eliminating roughly half of my to-do list this past week.

[milagros317]

Thanks for dropping by, anyway. Always good to see you here. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Infrequent as my visits are. :p

[milagros317]

Alas, many former frequent posters are here rarely now, Limeoutsider as well as you. :(

:D :p

[kurchatovium]

HDS is always a welcome site and very helpful as well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Very welcome indeed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We like it when HDS is around. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

In part because he is witty. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and very very smart too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, we must not forget that he is very smart indeed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very very smart (restricts himself to only 2 verys to avoid collapse of space time contiinuum) :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We don't want to tear any holes in the space-time continuum, that would be very, very foolish. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very much so. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We need the space-time continuum intact. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed we do. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's why we're not going to overdo the use of "very". :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Cause that would be ver....extremely bad. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

And a wise man (HDS) told us not to do it. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed he did. A ver...extremely wise man. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's OK to use to one "very" or even two. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am being ver....extremely cautious. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I suppose that is a very wise thing to do. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I think so. Those space time things hurt like hell. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's why I will keep my use of that word to a very low level. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

A wise thing to do. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It was good to have HDS here last night. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Brief as that visit was. *Examines the conversation and sighs* Methinks it is time to create a very absorber to keep you two from destroying yourselves. I'll get right on that...

[milagros317]

A "very" absorber would be very, very welcome. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

A very good ideal HDS. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I will be happy to see the "very" absorber arrive here. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Will you be very happy to see it? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I will be very, very happy to see the "very" absorber arrive here. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hopefully it will be here ver...extremly soon. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

If delivered by HyperExpress, it might even arrive yesterday. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Ya never know around here. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It will be a fine "very" absorber if HDS builds it. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am very certain it will be. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

HDS is very kind to do it for us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Extremely kind :D :D :D :p

[milagros317]

HDS is an extremely fine fellow. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed he is. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He's posted here two days in a row now, which is a good sign. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

A ver.... extremely good sign. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He was away for too long. :(

:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed he was. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Now we need Raichyll to come back also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

That would be extremely nice. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We all want her to return, especially the vorpal bunnies. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yeah the bunnies wuv her very much. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

They know she is very wuvable. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We all miss Raichypoo very much. :D :D

[milagros317]

Also, NT came back, but seems to have gone away again. :( Any news of him? :D :p

[TKpervert]

Even a mild tear in the space-time continuum would cause mass soiling of the undershorts worn by all denizens of the cosmos.
Development and deployment of the "very" absorber must be given top priority.

Until it's deployed, we should distribute little emergency pacs of 'Depends' just in case the unthinkable happens. http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/mgdopey.gif

[kurchatovium]

Not sure but General NT will probably be back in a bit I hope. :D :D

[milagros317]

I sure hope so. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Me too General NT is a great guy. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Alas, he has been upset lately at how his Cubs are doing. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hopefully he comes back here real soon. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Maybe even today. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Maybe today the evening is young. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I expect, since he goes to sleep early, that he will come back in the afternoon. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes hopefully he will be here today. :D :D :p

[natural tickler]

Alas, he has been upset lately at how his Cubs are doing. :D :p



That is quite true, Col. Milagros, I am indeed unhappy with how they are playing, but alas, the season is only 1/4 done, and plenty of time to turn it around

My lord, General NT reporting, my apologies for the slow returning report, it is said that at least a discipleship of 12 major demons, all with invisible stealth powers, are lurking thru the 4th level of Hell.

plan of attack my lord??

[kurchatovium]

Welcome back my friend :D

Do we know who the demons are General NT? If not lets see if we can find out before we attack. Best to know our enemy.

Also Sensei 3000 will now help us in the fighting and not just the training. Make sure he has what he needs to fight. :D :D :p

[natural tickler]

As you command, my lord. Sensei 3000 will get all the info relayed to him

As for the identity of the demons, it is believed Satan himself has made it clear the identity of these demons be unknown. The only thing that is known my lord, their powers are powerful, and absolute. The scout team was told this by the underground source

[kurchatovium]

Do we have pictures of the demons in question, If we do relay them to me and I will run it by THE THREAD and HDS they may help us in identification. :D :D :p

[natural tickler]

I believe it is from a clan of demons similar in stature and looks as Kalzulial and his brother, my lord

[kurchatovium]

Ok good send me the pics and I will confirm it with HDS. Cant be to careful with demons. :D :D :p

[natural tickler]

As you command, my lord


the pics are being relayed as we speak, and I will have the troops on standby, waiting for your orders

[kurchatovium]

Great work General NT. Check our encampment on the third level and make sure it is secure we dont want to lose any gorund. :D :D :p

[natural tickler]

As you wish, my lord, and I will also apply skirmishes on that level as well

[kurchatovium]

Thanks NT. Keep me posted. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's great that NT is back. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it is great. :D :p

[milagros317]

My troops are ready to help in General NT's operation. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am awaiting word from HDS on the identity of the demons General NT's scouts found on Level 4. I expect an answer shortly From there we can draw our battle plans. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Excellent, I will await the news of those plans. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Me too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Meanwhile, my troops will practice their martial arts. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Good ideal. You think HDS finished the "very absorber"? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

HDS works very carefully, so it may not be done yet to his satisfaction. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very very true. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

By being careful, he always does things very well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed ver...I mean extremely well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

So we can be sure the the very absorber will function perfectly once he delivers it. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am ver...I mean extremely sure it will. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It will be extremely useful to have a very absorber. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

It would be a ver...extremely nice thing to have. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I hope that HDS delivers it soon. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

*Installs very absorbtion device and shuffles off*

[kurchatovium]

Wow this is very very very very very good HDS. We all thank you very very very very very very very much. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, we all thank you very very very very very very very very very very much. :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

That was very very very very very very very very very very nice of him. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's nice to be able to overinduge in very's again. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very nice indeed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Must you overindulge that much? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Just the testing the equipment. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It seems to be working very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

very very very very very very very very very very well indeed. HDS did an excellent job. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

HDS always does an excellent job. :D

[kurchatovium]

A very very very very very very very very very very excellent job. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's why we rely on HDS. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

He is very very very very very very very very very very dependable. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

HDS is extremely reliable. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very very very very very very very very very very reliable. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

You are really making use of the new very absorber. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very very very very very very very very very very much so. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's a good thing that it functions well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Extremely good.:D :D :p

[milagros317]

HDS made it extremely well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I hope we don't need an extremely absorber as well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

No, we've only been using one of them per post. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well thats good. *breathes a sigh of relief.* :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, you can feel very^99 relieved. :D :p

[natural tickler]

My lord, 3rd level of Hell is secured, and skirmishes applied

orders for 4th level entry??

[kurchatovium]

maybe we should have a extremely absorber to just in case. :D :D

[natural tickler]

waiting on battle plan for the 4th level entry, my lord, or do we wait for further analysis??

[TKpervert]

Either the 'very absorbtion unit' is not functioning correctly, or it's not tuned properly to monitor the internet.

Too many 'verys' floating in the ether, still enough to rend the space-time continuum askance, or however you spell that 85 cent word.

[HisDivineShadow]

Hmm...perhaps it needs help. *Builds a small room off to the side of the thread and installs several hundred very absorbsion devices inside it*

Colonel...General...*Insert Rank* NT, I suggest a cautious probe of the gateway with a small scout platoon of no more than ten soldiers. If they enter unchallenged, we can then risk a larger advance.

[natural tickler]

HDS, I had a scout team go thru 4th level, and thru underground sources gave info that I sent to Lord Kurchatovium. He had sent you some pictures of the twelve demon hordes that have stellar powers thru stealth means. They are similar in stature to Kalzulial and his brother, but more powerful

[kurchatovium]

I think we will need Sensei 3000 direct assistance to help us. on this level. He has offered to directly fight has he has trained all the troops and myself as much as he can. :D :D

[TKpervert]

A quick test of the 'small room off to the side' shows positive results.

Well done, but monitor the 'small room' to be sure it doesn't overrun the power budget established for this region.

[kurchatovium]

HDS would you happen to have a spare Robe of Dreams? The Violator King destroyed mine on level 3. :D :D

[milagros317]

A robe of dreams is a good thing to have. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I think so. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's quite a shame that yours was destroyed. :(

:D :p

[TKpervert]

hmmmmm... the Emperor yells for help after misplacing a crummy bathrobe.

* e-mails crippled greedy insurance agent requesting current quotes for cosmic-implosion coverage *

[kurchatovium]

Its not a bath robe its a special robe for prophets. :D

[milagros317]

And a very important robe for prophets at that. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed and has many very special properties. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Let's hope that HDS can replace it. :D :p

[TKpervert]

Greedy insurance agent can't find a category to quote a price for a mis-placed bathrobe claimed to be worn by a self-proclaimed prosthelitizer, or however you spell that $8.75 word that I just made up.

More to follow. Don't wait, it really ain't worth it.

[milagros317]

That insurance agent is not very effective at his job. :D :p

[TKpervert]

He's a total loser. I ship him a coupla bucks a month to help him feed the concubine and his 13 kids. http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/grin.gif

[kurchatovium]

Thats why he works at Burger King now. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He's probably not very effective as a Burger King cook either. :D :p

[TKpervert]

He's underqualified to flip burgers.
He barely scrapes by by um ... scraping chewing gum off the entry way.

Such a promising future but such a major fuckup...

[milagros317]

That is truly disgusting, and also sad. :(
:D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

I'm amazed that fellow even passed his bar...He DID pass his bar, right?



HDS would you happen to have a spare Robe of Dreams? The Violator King destroyed mine on level 3. :D :D


To the robe room! *Mass teleportation action. The group appears in a room festooned with robes* Robes of Dreams are located in alcove B, somewhere in that direction *Waves hand to the left*

[TKpervert]

Yes it is sad. I've given him the e-mail addresses of all posters on this board.

Don't be surprised to receive offers for overpriced, worthless solicitations for insurance for stuff that will never happen.

His latest scam is tsunami insurance for residents of Tibet.

I bought a policy, you should too.

[milagros317]

I knew HDS would solve the robe problem. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

I am Robeman, and I shall drape myself around you! XD

Lord I need help...



While you can never be too careful, tsunamis in Tibet would signal an apocalypse that mere insurance could not defend against, methinks. :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks HDS. *checks out robe of dream room* Hmmmmmmmm this one is nice ....too small though ......hmmmmmm lets see nice but that clashes with my eyes.....oooooooow there is a gimmering shiny one there.

*picks up glimmering robe, reads label*

CAUTION ONLY TO BE WARN BY THE MOST DIVINE PROPHETS ALL OTHERS WILL BE INSTANTLY INCINERATED

Oh well guess I find out now how good a high priest I am

*puts on robe*

Air glows brighly around him for a few seconds and then a white fluffly cloud appears with a quill pen next to it

CONGRATULATIONS Please sign here for the warranty on your new Robes Of Divine Dreams of Godly Might

*kurch signs his name and cloud disappear and he is left with a receipt on a piece of gold paper*

Thanks again HDS

[milagros317]

Your new robe looks great, Kurch. :D :p

[TKpervert]

I'm amazed that fellow even passed his bar...He DID pass his bar, right?
*

He ain't no lawyer, just a dime-a-dozen insurance agent.

And of course he failed his dime-a-dozen insurance agent qualification test.

I'm setting up a website to help the guy rake in some bucks to support his concubine and their 13 kids.

The 13 kids range in age from 7 months to 83 years.

He's been doin this shit for quite a spell now.

[HisDivineShadow]

A wonderful fit, Kurch my man!


I see I mistook one bloodsucker for another, Perv. Quite a spell does not do him justice. O.o

[kurchatovium]

Yeah its great. Its even extra snuggly too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Nice of you to supply the robe, HDS. :D :p
I'll be going to sleep now, good night all. :zzzzz:

[TKpervert]

He shines at playing the system, HDS.
At the least his 13 kids are well-fed and thriving.

Not sure what that means, but it makes me happy.


* starts happy-dance with a sprained ankle *

[kurchatovium]

Nite milagros. :D

Thanks again HDS. These are even better than my old robes and these have a better warranty too. :D :D :p

[TKpervert]

Mayhaps we dither (I.E., blatantly falter), from the proper mission of defending the cosmos from all the bad shit that's supposed to be coming down the pipe.

I don't see any of that bad shit, but then again I don't even see the pipe.

We need an updated report from *supply rank* NT as to the current pollitically correct status of the defendable, assigned borders of the cogent cosmos.

* heads briskly to fridge to glom another Heineken *

[kurchatovium]

I need a good robe if I am gonna fight demons. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

I need my hover chair again. :D Wake me when the battle starts. *Crawls into chair and falls asleep* :zzzzz:

[TKpervert]

oh just cut the whining Kurch and jump in there swinging.

the vorpal bunnies will gleefully supply any back-end support needed.
go for it with invincibility.

( another $4 word, man I'm on a roll).

[kurchatovium]

The battle can hopefully begin tomorrow. I think the troops are rested enough and I have a extra snuggly new robe. :D :D :p

[TKpervert]

The Emporor has no clothes, but the Emporor has a snuggly new robe.

It's going to be an exciting week. :woot:

[kurchatovium]

It has an preexisting service warranty too that covers for another 10 million years. :D :D :p

[TKpervert]

AHH, so you read the small print. I too must learn to do that.

I wonder if the really small small small small print covers what happens if the cosmos implodes.

I have no farkin clue and neither does my crippled insurance agent.

We're on our own here, balls to the wall at 845 MPH.

We're gonna get splattered, but what a ride. http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/mgdopey.gif

[milagros317]

Kurch is very wise about the small print. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Its a very good warranty. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm glad that somebody read it. :D :p

[natural tickler]

My lord, awaiting orders for plans of 4th level battle

[kurchatovium]

My assesment of the 4th level has been completed and after chatting with THE THREAD I believe most of these demons on the 4th level are hyperdimensional robots. This is why the appear so powerful in the photographs. I think we need Sensei 3000 more than ever and we need to keep the bunnies to the rear as they will not be as effective against evil robots. Summon our robot forces to the front to back up Sensei 3000. Call Direticulon if you need more robotic back up. :D :D :p

[natural tickler]

As you command, my lord

*summoning robot forces as we speak*

preferred weapon of use???

[kurchatovium]

Hmmm ask THE THREAD the demon robots have hyperneutronium plate which is a very tough armor. He will no best the way to penetrate it. :D :D :p

[natural tickler]

As you wish, my lord :D

[HisDivineShadow]

*Watches TV on his hoverchair off to the side*

[kurchatovium]

(we are up to 200 pages again) :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Nearly 3000 replies as well. :D

[milagros317]

This fine thread will grow and grow again. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed you cant keep a good thread down. :D :D :p