The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

My auntie always taught me to make it difficult for people who just wanna be mean by just ignoring them. She was a wise woman. :D :D

[milagros317]

She was a very^99 wise woman. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I don't think that Dirty Harry had an aunt like that. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Most likely not. LOL :D :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Dirty Harry seemed to have no family in those movies, only a dog. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Seemed everyone around Dirty Harry did not survive very long. LOL :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He was a dangerous man to hang around with. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Apparently so. LOL :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Nevertheless I enjoyed watching those movies. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I did as well. :D :D :p

[THE THREAD]

I have another batalion of robot troops for you General NT. :D

[kurchatovium]

Thats great news THREAD we can use all the robot troops we can muster. :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Oh yeah THREAD I almost forgot take a look at that box that Sensei3000 gave me when you get a chance. :D :D

[TKpervert]

ERK !!!

this here thread has become blind to the primary mission of victory over extant evil forces.

* e-mails, voice-mails, I.M.'s, and Fed-Ex's crippled greedy insurance agent for latest quote on cosmic implosion insurance *

[milagros317]

The robot troops are most welcome. :D :p

[natural tickler]

Welcome back General NT. Let us prepare our attack on Level 4. Let Sensei 3000 and the robots be in front since they will be best able to deal with the Demon robots.

as you command, my lord

*troops are providing back-up for Sensei 3000 and the robots.

Should we set up a battllion at both ends of the level, so there would be no escape route for the demons??

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed General NT. That is an excellent plan. :D :D :p

[THE THREAD]

kurch I am looking at the box Sensei 3000 gave you. It is very interesting and am asking HDS for some of his input as well. It definetly predates this universe though.:D :D

[kurchatovium]

OK thanks THREAD. Hopefully HDS will give us his analysis soon. :D :D

[THE THREAD]

Kurchatovium I think my scanning resuults show there is a very powerful orb in the box. The language on the outside is quite unusual. Thats why I hope HDS might have some insight into it.

I think maybe we should go on and battle into Level 4 first for it may take some time to unravel all the mysteries of this box. :D :D

[milagros317]

My troops are ready to enter level 4 when ordered. :D :p

[thetickleking]

This thread just keeps coming back. :bouncybou

[General Zod]

I am standing by with my fellow Kryptonians We will gladly stand out in space and blast the boxes with our heat vision if you all think it's too dangerous

[kurchatovium]

Let us enter the Level 4. Prepare for battle. :D

[milagros317]

My troops are prepared and ready to roll, Kurchatovium. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Lets enter then. Be on lookout. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, we are going in now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent so am I and the rest of the troops. Sensei 3000 will take the lead.

[General Zod]

My friends from the Phantom Zone are with you in this glorious battle FOR KRYPTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LONG LIVE THE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[milagros317]

Excellent. He is a skilled warrior. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks gen.zod for the help. We are expecting demon robots on this level so be ready. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Those demon robots can be very nasty. :D :p

[General Zod]

Those robotdemons don't have a chance against us :bunny: :D :p

[milagros317]

True, they are doomed, we will vanquish them. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes demon robots can be very nasty. Use the special ammunition THE THREAD designed. It has a CPU seeking head on it to irradicate them quite eficiently. :D :D

[milagros317]

We are lucky to have THE THREAD on our side. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very, very lucky indeed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We depend on THE THREAD. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we do. Good thing he is very very dependable. :D :D

[milagros317]

Both THE THREAD and THE POST are great allies and wonderful beings. :D :p

[General Zod]

Yes they are great allies I am thankful for them :bunny: :bunny: :p

[milagros317]

We would be lost without them. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes they are great friends too. :D :D

[milagros317]

And they even post here sometimes. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I think I need to get THE POST his own account here as well. :D :D

[milagros317]

It would be good for him to have his own account. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I just have to set up an email account for him. :D

[milagros317]

THE POST certainly should have an email account of his own. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I will set one up for him soon. :D :D

[milagros317]

THE POST will appreciate that. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I think THE THREAD is gonna make him his own little teddy computer too. :D :D

[milagros317]

That would be a fine gift for him. :D

[kurchatovium]

Its difficult making a computer cute enough for THE POST. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Because he is so cute himself. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Exceptionally cute. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

More cute than us humans. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well he is hypercute. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, as only a hyperdimensional being can be. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

He even has his own elementry particle called the cuton. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's a particle that I never heard of. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Its only recently discovered. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Does it have a charge? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nope no charge. :D :D

[milagros317]

How about a spin? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Spin of 1/2 every alternate Tuesday. :D

[milagros317]

That's a very curious spin number. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Its a very curious particle. :D

[milagros317]

I'm sure it has other curious properties. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

It can spontaneously create widdle bunnies. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's an amazing property. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

It can also create ice cream as well at times. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That is doubly amazing. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and we are still discovering stuff about the cuton particle as well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm sure that you will keep us informed of new discoveries. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

There is even a newer particle called the kurchaton. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Does it have a charge? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

it only has a charge in the prescence of rubber chickens. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's a very unusual charge. :D :p Silly, even. :p

[kurchatovium]

The kurchaton is an exceptionally silly particle. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I can believe that it is the silliest particle yet known to science. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The sillest particle in the whole cosmos. :D :D

[milagros317]

I can believe that also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

100000 times sillier than the pookiwookino. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yet another particle that I never heard of. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

It is a rather silly particle as well. :D

[milagros317]

But nowhere near as silly as the Kurchaton. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Not even close. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Does the Kurchaton have any spin? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

It has a spin of 1/2 when anyone clucks like a chicken, a spin of -1/2 when its close to whoppee cushions, a spin of one when it is next to plastic doggie doo, a spin of -1 when anyone goes Smock Smock and a spin of zero the rest of the time. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I just have to say that is the silliest spin I have ever heard of. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

A very very silly spin indeed. :D :D :p

[TKpervert]

does the Kurchaton have charm ?

[milagros317]

Probably the silliest spin of any particle known to science. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

More than likely. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Can the Kurchaton be detected easily? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well yes if the particle flux is high enough then it causes people to act very silly. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Can I presume that the Marx brothers were in a high Kurchaton flux region when they made their films? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The kurchaton did not exist until about a year and half ago. So they were just naturally silly. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

How did a new particle come into being just a year and a half ago? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well I had sufficiently evolved that my being warped n-space thus allowing the new particle to come into existence. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That is rather amazing. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Amazing things tend to happen when you are around THE THREAD and THE POST. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That is very true. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Quite extraordinary things tend to happen. Which makes the ordinary day very extraordinary for the most part. :D :D

[milagros317]

Around THE THREAD, the ordinary is quite unusual, yes. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup. Expect the unexpected around us. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

THE POST has this same property in common with THE THREAD. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Most definetly. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Life is exciting around them. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^99 exciting. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Is the very absorber still functioning? Whew, it is. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it is working very well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

HDS built it well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^99 well :D :D :p

[milagros317]

HDS is very^99 reliable. :D

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed he is. :D :D

[milagros317]

I wish HDS would come back here soon. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Me too. :D :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I want Raichyll to come back here, also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Me too. The bunnies miss her very much also.

[THE THREAD]

I miss HDS and Raichyll very much too.

[kurchatovium]

Hopefully they will both be back soon.

[natural tickler]

My lord, General NT here. Next command??

[kurchatovium]

Begin the attack on Level 4 General NT. Remember keep Sensei 3000 and the robot troops up front. :D :D

[milagros317]

My troops are ready to join in the attack, General NT. :D :p

[natural tickler]

Begin the attack on Level 4 General NT. Remember keep Sensei 3000 and the robot troops up front. :D :D

as you command, my lord. willkeep you updated.

Col. Milagros, bring your troops on the other end of level 4, that way we can bunch them in, and flush them out. Forward on my command

[milagros317]

Col. Milagros, bring your troops on the other end of level 4, that way we can bunch them in, and flush them out. Forward on my command

Aye, aye, General. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hows the battle going troops? From what I can tell from myself and Sensei 3000 things seem to be going well. :D

[THE THREAD]

It seems the battle is going well kurchatovium. Sensei 3000 is a remarkable warrior. :D

[kurchatovium]

Great news THREAD. Yes Sensei 3000 is indeed a great warrior. :D

[milagros317]

The battle is going well in my sector as well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Great all reports are excellent so far. The battle is going well. :D :D

[milagros317]

It's going very well indeed. We are advancing and kicking their butts. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

That is very good indeed cause robot butts are generally not so easy to kick. :D :D

[milagros317]

Our robots are performing above expectations. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent. Have we gained control of this level yet? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I am within sight of General NT's forces, approaching from the other direction. Shouldn't be long now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Great job guys. Is Sensei 3000 ok? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Not just OK, but very happy at his success (if a robot can be happy). :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Sensei 3000 is an advanced model robot that was actually built a long long time ago by a very ancient race. He is fully sentient and has emotions. Just like the modern robots we make at KTT. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

In that case, he is very^99 happy at his remarkable success. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

A happy hyperdimensional robot is always a joy to see. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Almost joined with General NT's forces now. Very soon we can declare the level under control. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Fantastic job guys. Do we know where the portal is located for the next level? :D :D

[milagros317]

Yes, it's in the sector my troops have taken. :D :p
Seems to have some strange inscriptions on it, so we're just guarding it for now.

[kurchatovium]

Excellent work milagros. I will have THE THREAD take a look at it to see if he can decipher it. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm sure THE THREAD will be able to. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Me too he is very good at these kind of things. :D :D

[milagros317]

The portal is secure awaiting his arrival. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

He should be there shortly. He is just helping to mop up the rest of the deomons on this level. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm sure he will mop them up thoroughly. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

They are being mopped even as we speak. :D :D

[milagros317]

Then he can deal with the mysterious inscriptions. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup and then we can go onto Level 5 :D :D

[milagros317]

How many levels are there? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hell has 9 levels. The last level, the Ninth, is where THE POST will have to battle and defeat Satan. :D :D

[milagros317]

Just as Dante described it then, 9. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup 9 and he figuered it out even without hyperdimensional tachyonic radar. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, Dante was a very bright fellow. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes he was and made a good cheese omlette too I hear. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I hadn't heard that about the cheese omelette. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

He also made great fruit smoothies which was hard since they had no blenders in his time. :D :p

[General Zod]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Cheese omlets :bouncybou

[kurchatovium]

Yup Dante made the best cheese omlettes from what I heard gen.zod. :D :D

[milagros317]

Too bad he isn't around to cook one for me. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

He made great fruit smoothies too you know. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm not interested in those, only in the omelettes. :D

[kurchatovium]

I hear he also made really great fruit salads too. :D

[milagros317]

A very talented fellow, Dante. He could write well, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

He also knew how to program in HTML but since there was no internet or computers it did him little good. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

That made him centuries ahead of his time. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes unfortunately it took mankind centuries to realize that :D :D :p Oh yeah almost forgot he also wrote the first Heavy Metal tune as well. :p :p

[milagros317]

The first heavy metal tune as well? Quite remarkable. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Quite a remarkable person Dante was. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's a shame he isn't with our forces as we go through the levels of Hell. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Would be great to have him if for no other reason than the great cheese omlettes. :D :D

[milagros317]

What kind of cheese does he use? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Many different kinds. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aha, he is versatile. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed he is yes. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

One might even say that he is very, very versatile. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Even wrote books on High Energy Eggplant Grilling. :D :D

[milagros317]

I didn't know about his work regarding eggplants. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Even did some work on parsnips. :D

[milagros317]

Parsnips too? He was very, very, very versatile, then. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Most definetly yes. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I should go back and read The Divine Comedy again. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yeah he has some great Chocolate Chip cookie recipes in there. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I must have missed the recipes the first time I read it. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I think they are in the footnotes. They are much better than Nostradamus's cookie recipes I think. :D :p

[milagros317]

I will have to check Dante's footnotes carefully, and make sure I see the recipes this time. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

You can Nostrdamus's too as well if you like but I dont think they are as good. :D :D

[milagros317]

I have no plans to read Nostradamus. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Davinci on the other hand had some great pastry recipes. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I don't doubt that at all. :D :p

[TKpervert]

Don't dig too far into these ancient recipes, as there are many there for fillet of wabbit. http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/icon2.gif

[kurchatovium]

But I wouldn't try any of Galileo's BBQ recipes though if I were you. :p :D

[milagros317]

I didn't know that he wrote reipes at all. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

He tried his hand at opening a BBQ grill but it did not work out so he went into Science. :D :p

[milagros317]

That was very fortunate for science, that he failed at BBQ grill. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes well BBQ Goat Liver with grilled Zuccchini was not likely to be succesful. :D :p

[milagros317]

I like goat, but have never had goat's liver. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well he marinated it in chocolate sauce before grilling so it did not come out very good. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Yuck That's gross

[milagros317]

That sounds very unappetizing to me. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Lets just say he was much better at the science stuff. :D :D

[milagros317]

Very, very, very much better at science. :D :p

[thetickleking]

Goat's liver? Doesn't sound to appetizing to me. :xlime:

[kurchatovium]

It wasnt tickleking and especially when he added the fresh limburger it was not good at all. :D

[thetickleking]

:xlime: :xlime: :disgust:

[kurchatovium]

Let us all be happy Galileo made it as a scientist and gave up on the BBQ grill. And dont get me started on the Copernicus Sushi Bar. Ick. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Did he really have a sushi bar? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it did not last and he went into science as well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It must have been hard to keep fish fresh in those days. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well I think the business failed cause his Sushi was stored in a sweaty gym locker for a week and half. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Now that sounds truly disgusting. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yeah and his spleen dipping sauces were not much better. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That sounds revolting. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup he was out of business in a month. Though fly larvae did seem to love his brand of sushi but they never paid unfortuntely. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Now I am going to be ill. :xlime: :xlime:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Perhaps it would be best to get back to the matters at hand. Is Level 4 in our complete control now? :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Yes, level 4 is now entirely under our control. :D :p

[natural tickler]

My lord, we have advanced scouts scoping Level 5

Col. Milagros, have your men apply skirmishes to level 4

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, General, will do. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent work NT and milagros. Keep me posted about the scout reports on Level 5. :D :D :D

[milagros317]

The scouts report more demon robots on level 5. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent. Check the status of our robot troops and see if we need more reserves. Thanks :D :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We could use some more robot troops, yes. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Ok thanks I will tell THE THREAD so he can have them here as quickly as possible. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Excellent, we will await the robots that he sends. :D :p

[General Zod]

Starts blasting the demon robots with my heat vision DIE ROBOT DEMONS DIE!!!!!!!!!!! :ranty: :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks for the help Gen.zod. Always can use more able bodied warriors. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The more help against the demons, the better. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

My troops and vorpal bunnies are very happy to have finished level 4, and resting up in preparation for the next battle. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent news Milagros. The final battle draws near. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We have confidence in the robot troops THE THREAD will supply. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

yes they are very well armed and trained. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

THE THREAD is very, very, very capable. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup he is. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm anxious for General NT to arrive. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yeah me too. Seems odd the final battle is so near. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We have many levels to go yet, we are only at level 5. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have really have only 4 more to go since the last level is were the final battle will take place which will be THE POST vs Satan. :D :D :p

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Then we can dump useless threads that exceed 1000 posts of b.s., as per the forum guidelines? :manicd:

[kurchatovium]

Then we can dump useless threads that exceed 1000 posts of b.s., as per the forum guidelines?

This is one of the oldest threads here. I dont know why you choose to attack it. Many people here look forward to this thread if you dont like it dont post in it and leave us people that have fun here alone. That is all I have to say. :sowrong:

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

This is one of the oldest threads here. I dont know why you choose to attack it. Many people here look forward to this thread if you dont like it dont post in it and leave us people that have fun here alone. That is all I have to say. :sowrong:

I like tuna. :santasmil

[kurchatovium]

Well now your just being silly which is ok by me. :p :p (I like tuna as well)

[THE THREAD]

Hi milagros I finished the new battalion of robots you asked for. They should be there real soon. :D These new robots have the latest in hyper grav drive and the latest in hyperneutronium armor. They also know how to make chocolate chip cookies. :D :D