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milagros317
07-21-2005, 09:52 PM
First we have to take care of business in Hell. :D :p

natural tickler
07-22-2005, 11:23 AM
*Deep in the bowels of Hell a meeting takes place between Satan and his closest allies.*


Satan. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mammon: What is wrong Supreme Lord?

Satan: WHAT IS WRONG!!! I SHOULD SLAY YOU WHERE YOU STAND. THEY ARE HAVING ICE CREAM AND COOKIES ON THE 6th PLANE OF HELL AND YOU ASK ME WHATS WRONG.!!!!!

Mammon: I am certain Centurious Khan will destroy them your Lordship. He is a powerful ally.

Satan: AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!! PROMISES PROMISES ALL I GET IS PROMISES. HERE ME NOW!!! I WANT RESULTS OR YOU WILL ALL PAY DEARLY!!!

A PIT LORD: The cookies are actually very good though that by no means excuses them for their treachery in your lair my Lord.

*Satan eyes glaze over in anger at the Pit Lord's comments and a million blades fly from his hands and cut the demon to shreds in an agonizingly slow fashion. The demon lies shredded before the Council.*

Satan: I HATE ICE CREAM AND COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW!!!!!!!!

Mammon: Yes your Lordship. We will stop them I promise.



My lord, it has become apparent from Satan's fear of our impending strikes he will aid his pit lords to the upcoming levels. He has added new dimension help in Level 7, and we have Mammon to deal with personally in Level 8. From the underground sources, we have concluded that the bait they will try to use to weaken us is the very thing we have been eating the past few weeks, which are cookies and ice cream, so I would suggest we lay off of that until final battle is won. It is also known thru underground sources that in Level 8, a sorceress has concocted Amazon-like women warriors to aid Mammon, and unlike any Terminator, they are immune to weapons of man, and even hyperdimensional weapons doesn't faze them. Mammon is banking on them to keep us from entering the 9th level, and encountering Satan himself. I do believe, that if Satan is desparate enough, he just might give aid in the 7th and 8th levels. My lord, I am wondering if we have a sorceror to counteract this clan, or do we have to find another magic source?? Also, I received at the space station, a memo request from the UN Alliance, stating that we should include them in this matter


response, my lord??

General Zod
07-22-2005, 06:55 PM
I will enlist the sorceress Zatana to help us out :dogpile:

kurchatovium
07-22-2005, 07:31 PM
Ok we will lay off the cookies and ice cream unitl the final battle then General NT.

We have several magic users General NT. Gen.Zod is bringing Zatana to help us out as well. THE POST, THE THREAD and I are also versed at varying degrees in magic. Catwoman is also very gifted as well. Let us take over Level 7 first then organize before going onto Level 8.

Tell the UN if they wish to be informed they need to send troops to aid us. If the do not wish to include any troops then we will handle the matter as we see fit. :D :D

General Zod
07-22-2005, 07:34 PM
Catwoman eh? :bouncybou

kurchatovium
07-22-2005, 07:41 PM
We are equal oppurtunity fighting force against Satan. :D :D :p :p

HisDivineShadow
07-22-2005, 07:59 PM
*Sips fruity concoction* My, how much deeper you've traveled since last I checked. Starting to see some big boys now.

kurchatovium
07-22-2005, 08:08 PM
Hello HDS. We are readying to enter Level 7. Just finished mopping up Level 6. :D :D :p

HisDivineShadow
07-22-2005, 08:15 PM
Mopped up indeed. I don't see a single speck of demon anywhere.

kurchatovium
07-22-2005, 08:25 PM
Thank you. Yes Satan is quite pissed. We have literally breezed through levels 4, 5 and 6. :D :D :p

HisDivineShadow
07-22-2005, 09:42 PM
What else would you expect from the team you have assembled? :D

kurchatovium
07-22-2005, 09:56 PM
Very true. The vorpal bunnies alone are having a blast down here gobbling up demons left and right. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-23-2005, 07:50 AM
My troops, the robots, and the vorpal bunnies with them are ready to take on level 7. :D :p

natural tickler
07-23-2005, 11:09 AM
Ok we will lay off the cookies and ice cream unitl the final battle then General NT.

We have several magic users General NT. Gen.Zod is bringing Zatana to help us out as well. THE POST, THE THREAD and I are also versed at varying degrees in magic. Catwoman is also very gifted as well. Let us take over Level 7 first then organize before going onto Level 8.

Tell the UN if they wish to be informed they need to send troops to aid us. If the do not wish to include any troops then we will handle the matter as we see fit. :D :D


As you command my lord

the troops are awaiting your orders, and are at the borders of Level 7

kurchatovium
07-23-2005, 06:24 PM
Alert Sensei 3000 and have him and the troops eneter level 7. Proceed with caution my friends. Things are bound to get tougher as we get closer to Level 9. :D :D

General Zod
07-23-2005, 06:31 PM
Ready to start blasting those evil forces with heat vision :bouncybou :manicd:

kurchatovium
07-23-2005, 06:39 PM
Excellent gen.zod. Proceed to level 7 with the rest of the troops. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-23-2005, 07:01 PM
Resistance is tough here in level 7. We are progressing slowly. :D :p

General Zod
07-23-2005, 07:11 PM
We will crush them all FOR THE GLORY OF KRYPTON!!!! :p :xpulcy:

milagros317
07-23-2005, 07:16 PM
Sadly, we have taken casualties, but we will persevere.

Onward! :D :p

kurchatovium
07-23-2005, 07:17 PM
Excellent spirit gen.zod. :D :D :p

Proceed carefully milagros.These levels will be tougher. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-23-2005, 07:18 PM
Cautiously but firmly, we continue to advance. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-23-2005, 07:23 PM
Excellent milagros. Keep me posted. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-23-2005, 07:26 PM
An incoming laser gun strike from the robot demons has set fire to the storage closet containing our spare pajamas. A sad loss indeed. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-23-2005, 07:41 PM
THEY HIT OUR JAMMIES!!! The bastards. They will pay for this. I am ordering some more jammies form KTT and having them sent HyperEX. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-23-2005, 07:55 PM
Thank you, they arrived yesterday, as expected. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-23-2005, 07:56 PM
These jammies are flame retardant too. :p :p :D :D

milagros317
07-23-2005, 07:58 PM
That's exactly what we need, in case of more laser attacks. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-23-2005, 08:10 PM
Yes indeed nothing worse than flaming jammies. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-23-2005, 08:20 PM
My troops now control 10% of level 7, but we have not made contact with any of our other forces yet. :D :p

General Zod
07-23-2005, 08:41 PM
Those demons should just give up I am enjoying this :blaugh: :blaugh:

milagros317
07-23-2005, 08:44 PM
Yes, killing demons is a lot of fun. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-23-2005, 08:49 PM
And the vorpal bunnies wuv gobbling up demons. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-23-2005, 08:55 PM
Making progress. We linked up with gen.zod's troops, and together control about 25% of level 7 now. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-23-2005, 08:59 PM
Excellent news. The new jammies are safe too. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-23-2005, 09:14 PM
Very safe. We made the closet fireproof. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-23-2005, 09:23 PM
Excellent. Everyone needs a good set of jammies. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-23-2005, 09:45 PM
We are hoping to link up with General NT soon. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-23-2005, 10:11 PM
Excellent news. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-23-2005, 10:25 PM
It would be nice if HDS were here also. :D :p

HisDivineShadow
07-24-2005, 04:24 PM
I'll be around, I just won't be saying much because I'll be sleep-fighting. :D

milagros317
07-24-2005, 05:26 PM
Great to see you here, HDS. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-24-2005, 06:36 PM
Glad to see you here as well HDS. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-24-2005, 06:37 PM
The forces I am in contact with now control 40% of level 7. :D :p

HisDivineShadow
07-24-2005, 06:48 PM
*Floats in the background, nodding intelligently at all Milagros says*

kurchatovium
07-24-2005, 06:51 PM
Excellent news milagros. Please proceed with caution. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-24-2005, 06:59 PM
We are hoping for better news when we can link up with General NT's forces. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-24-2005, 07:04 PM
Yes hopefully that willl be soon. How is Sensei 3000 doing? :D :D :p

milagros317
07-24-2005, 07:07 PM
He is destroying robot demons do fast that we can't even keep count of how many. :D :p

BDSMTickleeAZ
07-24-2005, 07:32 PM
~blink...blink...stare~

milagros317
07-24-2005, 07:36 PM
Glad to have you with us on this mission in Hell, BDSMTickleeAZ. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-24-2005, 08:04 PM
Welcome aboard BDSM. :D :D


How goes the battle milagros.

milagros317
07-24-2005, 09:50 PM
We are making progress slowly, against heavy resistance. Now controlling 47% of level 7. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-24-2005, 10:04 PM
Fantastic news. Keep up the good work. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-24-2005, 10:09 PM
We intend to, now that we have flame-retardent pajamas. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-24-2005, 10:12 PM
Nothing like a nice pair of jammies to inspire a soldier to fight. :D :D

milagros317
07-24-2005, 10:14 PM
With the fear of burning spare pajamas behind us, we have reached the half way point, 50% of level 7. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-24-2005, 10:15 PM
Excellent. Satan must be trembling at the might of our forces. :D

milagros317
07-24-2005, 10:17 PM
It is said that he is so angry at our success that he is defecating sulphur bricks. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-24-2005, 10:18 PM
Yeah that sounds like it hurts. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-24-2005, 10:19 PM
Did I mention that they are burning sulphur bricks? :D :p

kurchatovium
07-24-2005, 10:21 PM
Ok thats sounds painful and very smelly too. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-24-2005, 10:23 PM
Yes, that must be why he is in a very foul mood. :D :p

General Zod
07-25-2005, 04:14 PM
They are very smelly Fear not We will still triumph

milagros317
07-25-2005, 05:28 PM
Our progress continues. We now control 72% of level 7. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-25-2005, 06:22 PM
Very good news milagros. My cngratulations to you and all our troops. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-25-2005, 06:31 PM
Just doing our jobs. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-25-2005, 06:35 PM
and doing them very very well I might add. :D :D :p

General Zod
07-25-2005, 06:39 PM
We enjoy doing our job :cool: :cool:

milagros317
07-25-2005, 06:42 PM
Yes, killing demons is fun. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-25-2005, 07:08 PM
Indeed lots and lots of fun. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-25-2005, 07:16 PM
Our progress is slow, but continuing. We now control 78% of level 7. :D

kurchatovium
07-25-2005, 07:20 PM
Excellent. Keep me posted. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-25-2005, 07:22 PM
The portal to level 8 has already been found. We are just guarding it until we control all of this level. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-25-2005, 07:37 PM
Wow that is good news. Does Portal 8 need to be unlocked? :D :D :p

milagros317
07-25-2005, 09:14 PM
Yes, it seem to be locked, and there are strange inscriptions all over it. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-25-2005, 09:23 PM
THE THREAD is coming over there now to analyze and try to unlock the protal milagros. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-25-2005, 09:26 PM
Excellent, he is very smart and will figure it all out. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-25-2005, 09:27 PM
Yes it shouuld just be a matter of time before he figures it out. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-25-2005, 09:28 PM
Meanwhile, we have extended our control to 82% of level 7. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-25-2005, 09:32 PM
Fantastic. THE THREAD has informed me that the portal to Level 8 is now unlocked. I suggest that no one enter until we have conquered this level and analyzed level 8. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-25-2005, 09:46 PM
That sounds like excellent advice. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-25-2005, 09:50 PM
Thank you. I think it is too. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-25-2005, 09:53 PM
THE THREAD was amazingly fast in unlocking the portal. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-25-2005, 09:58 PM
Yes indeed. He is a true master of multidimensional space-time theory. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-25-2005, 10:06 PM
I'm happy to announce that we now control 88% of level 7. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-25-2005, 10:20 PM
Most excellent. Satan must really be pissed off now. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-25-2005, 10:23 PM
Undoubtedly so. :D :p We will have to deal with him directly in level 9, I presume. :devil:

kurchatovium
07-25-2005, 10:28 PM
Well most likely we will deal with the other demons to clear the way for the final battle between THE POST and Satan. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-26-2005, 07:53 AM
I hope THE POST is prepared for this coming encounter. :D :p
We now controll 94% of level 7. It shouldn't be long now.

natural tickler
07-26-2005, 12:43 PM
My lord, Level 7 is entirely under our control. Applying skirmishes now as we speak. We are prepared to make plans for Level 8 entry. I will assemble a meeting for you to lay out the plans. Remember, we now face Mammon and his crew of Amazon women, our most difficult Level to date. Another underground source has indicated that the weapons and plan of attack will have magic accompanying it, Satan's black magic to be exact

orders my lord??

HisDivineShadow
07-26-2005, 12:44 PM
*Peeks through the portal. Comes back out singed and partially aflame.* It seems to be quite hot just on the other side of the doorway. I suggest donning those fire-retardant jammies before entering. :D *Douses self*

milagros317
07-26-2005, 01:01 PM
We are resting up now after securing level 7. We'll be ready to help with level 8 soon. :D :p

natural tickler
07-26-2005, 01:06 PM
Before we do though Col, we need will wait until the meeting for Lord Kurchatovium to lay out the plans. We face Mammon, second in command in Level 8, along with his Amazon warriors, and his sorceress :D

milagros317
07-26-2005, 01:45 PM
We will practice our martial arts while we wait for orders. :D :p

General Zod
07-26-2005, 02:18 PM
Cheese omlets and chocolate ice cream for all :xpulcy: :xpulcy: :p

rajee
07-26-2005, 02:21 PM
Hey General, I've come back after an extended mission against the ticklish Amazons of Tafferon. :xpulcy:

General Zod
07-26-2005, 02:28 PM
Welcome back Rajee Hey,maybe we can tickle the Amazons? I can have the lovely Zatanna whip up a spell to make them ticklish :devil2:

rajee
07-26-2005, 02:45 PM
They wear boots they took from previous male visitors. Their feet should be moist, warm and sensitive. :xpulcy:

natural tickler
07-26-2005, 02:47 PM
Welcome back Rajee Hey,maybe we can tickle the Amazons? I can have the lovely Zatanna whip up a spell to make them ticklish :devil2:


Very good, Zod, have her whip up the spell, and bring her to headquarters

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 06:27 PM
Excellent work Genral NT to you and all our troops. Now that level 7 is secure we must plane for Level 8. This will be the last barrier Satan has before he is forced to confront THE POST in the ultimate battle. I am certain he will throw everything at us.

Thus we need to have a plan. So lets have a meeting. I want as many magic users as possible for this level as we will greatly need their assistance. Hopefully HDS can stay for Level 8 as well as he is a exceedingly powerful magic user as well.

Once again excellent work everyone but lets keep our guard up. Tougher battles lie ahead. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-26-2005, 06:30 PM
My troops will be ready when the assault on level 8 begins. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 06:36 PM
Great news milagros. We need to plan this next assault carefully. Satan is probably gonna throw at much as he can at us to stop us from getting to the last level where he is located. :D :D :D

milagros317
07-26-2005, 06:39 PM
Yes, each level has been more difficult than the previous one. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 07:11 PM
Yes the final battle draws near. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-26-2005, 07:20 PM
I hope THE POST is ready. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 07:25 PM
He's been working out with his widdle teddy bear weights. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-26-2005, 07:36 PM
That is very reassuring. Satan must be quaking in fear at the news of that. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 07:45 PM
I would think so THE POST is pretty buffed now. :D :D :p :p

milagros317
07-26-2005, 07:46 PM
I'm very glad to hear that. We need him at his peak. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 07:53 PM
I am certain he has widdle teddy Abs Of Steel now. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-26-2005, 07:54 PM
That is very unusual for a teddy bear. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 07:55 PM
He is still very^99 cute though. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-26-2005, 07:57 PM
I am very glad to hear that he hasn't lost his cuteness. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 08:02 PM
Nope not lost a bit. If anything he is even cuter than he was. :D :D :p

TKpervert
07-26-2005, 08:07 PM
I detect a failure in intelligence here. If level 8 is known to be the top level, it should have been targeted months ago.
Once the top level falls, sublevels disolve into disarray.

* eh, headquarters ain't responding, let's go home and drink beer and watch TV *

How many resources were expended in munitions and vorpal wabbits by climbing the ladder rung by rung instead of going right for the top ?

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 08:12 PM
Level 8 is not the top level. Level 9 is. Level 8 is however the last level before the Final Battle between THE POST and Satan. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-26-2005, 08:13 PM
The portal to the 8th level was found in the 7th level, the portal to the 7th level was found in the 6th level, and so on. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 08:15 PM
Yes indeed. :D :D :p :p

milagros317
07-26-2005, 08:16 PM
Trying to break into the 8th level directly would have caused our immediate and utter destruction. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 08:22 PM
Well that and we could have lost all our jammies as well. :D :D :p

TKpervert
07-26-2005, 08:33 PM
Jammie preservation does indeedie have have a certain precedence when it comes to saving the cosmos.

Therefore I shall STFU (shut the fuck up) for six hours or so and simply observe.

My crippled insurance agent let the batteries go dead in his laptop so we won't be getting any shit from him.

milagros317
07-26-2005, 08:34 PM
Never underestimate the importance of having a clean set of extra pajamas. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 08:41 PM
One can never have enough pairs of cuddly soft jammies. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-26-2005, 09:05 PM
Ours are safe in the fire-proof storage closet. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 09:08 PM
and they are flame retardant too. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-26-2005, 09:17 PM
Yes, that is important in case of another laser attack. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 09:19 PM
We are very well prepared. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-26-2005, 09:24 PM
We are practicing our martial arts again. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 09:34 PM
Excellent ideal milagros. Also we should have a meeting tomorrow on how to approach Level 8. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-26-2005, 09:36 PM
I like meetings, if refreshments are served. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 09:40 PM
Refreshments are nice especially in Hell. :D :p

milagros317
07-26-2005, 09:42 PM
Because the local food here really stinks. Of sulphur. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 09:49 PM
Not a very good tourist spot thats for sure. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-26-2005, 09:51 PM
The waiters are rude, too. :D :p

TKpervert
07-26-2005, 09:55 PM
serving flambe'd bunny parts at the top of the menu could be a hint...

milagros317
07-26-2005, 09:59 PM
That just proves they are evil, just like Chef Tony. :sowrong:
:D :p

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 10:23 PM
Yes very^99 evil indeed. :sowrong:

milagros317
07-26-2005, 10:24 PM
Worse than Chef Tony, and that is saying a lot. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-26-2005, 10:34 PM
Yes indeed it is. :D :D :p :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 09:02 AM
Is the meeting going to take place soon? :D :p

HisDivineShadow
07-27-2005, 04:20 PM
Since I always seem to be eating or drinking something in this thread, HDS will bring refreshments. :D

milagros317
07-27-2005, 04:57 PM
Wonderful! I love meetings with refreshments. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 06:20 PM
Well if its ok with everyone we can have the meeting now. D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 06:24 PM
Excellent, I'm ready to meet now. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 06:31 PM
Excellent, excellent lets have the meeeting then. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 06:33 PM
Now that we're meeting, what is the strategy for entering level 8? :D :p

natural tickler
07-27-2005, 06:36 PM
General NT reporting, present, staff present and accounted for

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 06:37 PM
Well we will need a lot of magic users. So right now I neeed to know how many we have who can bring up the rear so we can take out most of the demons and their allies that are mainly immune to conventional weapons. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 06:41 PM
There are 72 practitioners of magic among my forces. I'll send them forward to you. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 06:43 PM
What about General NT forces do you know off hand? :D :D :p

natural tickler
07-27-2005, 06:48 PM
I do know of some enchantresses that could aid us, and I am beginning to make preparations to bring them here, I do know that Zod is bringing someone as well, to counter act the Amazons by tickling them

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 06:51 PM
Excellent General NT. By all means bring as many magic users as you can get. Also have gen.zod bring his sorceress friend as well. Level 8 will be a brutal fight. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 06:52 PM
Very brutal. Amazons can be fierce. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 06:56 PM
Amazons are indeed fierce but I am more worried about the higher level demons they can be quite diffiult to kill. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 07:00 PM
The most skilled of all the vorpal bunnies will have to help killing those particular demons. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 07:05 PM
I am afraid for the highest level demons we will have to kill them ourselves. As these demons, like Mammon, are vrtually immune to the bunnies attacks. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 07:18 PM
Then it will be tougher than I thought. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 07:22 PM
Yes it will be a very difficult fight. Fortunately we have more than enough jammies for the battle. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 07:31 PM
Lots and lots of them, in fire-proof storage. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 07:35 PM
Can never have enough jammies when going into a big battle. :D :D

milagros317
07-27-2005, 07:52 PM
Now we need more magicians. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 07:56 PM
More are on the way but THE THREAD, THE POST, and I are also magic users. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 07:59 PM
You three are the most vital to our mission. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 08:04 PM
Sparky is on the way too. He is a very special vorpal bunny who can also use magic. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 08:17 PM
Yes, Sparky should be a big help. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 08:29 PM
Yes Sparky will be very valuable ally. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 08:55 PM
When do we enter level 8? :D :p

HisDivineShadow
07-27-2005, 08:58 PM
*Sip* Indeed, what is out timetable and plan of attack?

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 09:07 PM
All magic users should be here by Friday. That is when we should enter. In the mean time have orgainized some atomic spies to enter to see what demons we face. I know Mammon is present but I have a feeling Belial and Baal are about as well. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 09:13 PM
OK, I have marked Friday on my calendar. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 09:15 PM
THE THREAD said he even has a surpise magic user for us. :D :D :p

HisDivineShadow
07-27-2005, 09:17 PM
I know Mammon is present but I have a feeling Belial and Baal are about as well. :D :D :p

They always seem to be around when you least want them. Not that you'd ever want either of them around EVER. :D

Friday it is.

milagros317
07-27-2005, 09:18 PM
Excellent news. THE THREAD always comes through. :D :p

HisDivineShadow
07-27-2005, 09:30 PM
He's just reliable that way. :D

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 09:33 PM
Yes the atomic spies will let us know for sure HDS but I would bet on encountering several major demons like Mammon or Belial. They are almost certainly going to be around to try to prevent us from getting to Level 9. Fortunately I have mastered all the spells in "The Redeemer" so the priestly spells there should help us out. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 09:37 PM
That sounds very difficult. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 09:41 PM
"The Redeemer" is a very rare book written by ancient order known as The Priests Of Ages. The spells are supposedl very powerful some rumors even say they were made by THE CREATOR himself for those in this cosmos to protect against evil. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 09:48 PM
That explains why it seems very difficult to me. :D :p

HisDivineShadow
07-27-2005, 09:50 PM
The Priests of Ages are a very old order...it is possible it was written by THE CREATOR. It would have been very nice of THE CREATOR if he did leave it for just such a purpose as ours.

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 09:53 PM
They say THE CREATOR is very nice so it would not surprise me. I mean there is a spell in the Book just to protect cute widdle cuddly creatures. So he cant be a bad guy IMHO. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 09:55 PM
I never thought THE CREATOR was a bad guy. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 09:57 PM
Well he is very much the strong silent type. So he rarely makes any appearances. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 09:59 PM
No recent appearances on Earth, anyway. :D :p

HisDivineShadow
07-27-2005, 10:00 PM
They say he sometimes visits the edge of the universe, but not often. You supposedly have to perform some sort of special dance just to notice he is there.

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 10:01 PM
None that I am aware of at least. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 10:03 PM
None that I am aware of, either. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 10:03 PM
Well there may be a chance if we defeat Satan that he may visit at least the Pletherians said but I venture it is more likey that one of the seraphim ( a angel of very high order) may visit. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 10:05 PM
I would like to see one of the Seraphim. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 10:06 PM
I hear they are made of pure divine light. Their appearances are also very rare. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 10:07 PM
One can always hope. :D :p

HisDivineShadow
07-27-2005, 10:08 PM
Hoping can never hurt, that it can't. :D HDS will have to hide if one does come. Divine light isn't good for my skin. :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 10:09 PM
I just hope these spells work help us out. It will be the first time I have used many of them. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 10:12 PM
Let us all hope and pray that they work. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 10:20 PM
I did not use them earlier as I did not want Satan and the demons to know all my tircks. Hopefully they will give us even more of an edge. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 10:21 PM
It is always good to have a surprise in reserve. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 10:25 PM
Well its seems a good ideal to keep spells called "Great Primordial Divine Retribution" for special occasions. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-27-2005, 10:27 PM
That one sounds very powerful indeed. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-27-2005, 10:29 PM
Yeah I can hardly wait to try that one out. :D :D :p

General Zod
07-28-2005, 06:18 AM
The lovely Zatanna and I are readying ourselves for the assualt on level 8 She has the tickling spell ready for those Amazons :bunny: :happyfloa

HisDivineShadow
07-28-2005, 08:18 AM
A mere day away, it is. *Meditates, storing energy for the upcoming clash*

milagros317
07-28-2005, 08:24 AM
Tomorrow, Friday, is the big day. :D

HisDivineShadow
07-28-2005, 09:30 AM
A bigger day will not be seen until we move on the 9th level.

milagros317
07-28-2005, 09:32 AM
I am sure that Kurch, THE POST, and THE THREAD are all preparing for it. :D :p

HisDivineShadow
07-28-2005, 01:51 PM
As should we all.

milagros317
07-28-2005, 02:53 PM
My troops and I are practicing our martial arts. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-28-2005, 06:33 PM
What about the spell "Holy Cosmic Destruction"? Think I should save that one for another occasion. :D :D

milagros317
07-28-2005, 06:39 PM
That one should be perhaps be saved for last, the very last resort. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-28-2005, 06:45 PM
Hmmm perhaps let me read the description next to the spell.......

Holy Cosmic Destruction This spell also known as THE CREATOR"S Divine Wrath will collpase the entire cosmos into a hyperdimesional singularity from which the cosmos will be reborn.

milagros317
07-28-2005, 06:57 PM
Yes, that would be the very last spell you ever use, it would seem. Let's not try it out just yet. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-28-2005, 07:01 PM
Does sound a bit extreme doesn't it? :D :D :p

milagros317
07-28-2005, 07:05 PM
Only to be used in a situation such as Sampson faced, going to die anyway so let's bring down the temple (cosmos in this case) and take all of our enemies with us. :D :p

General Zod
07-28-2005, 07:10 PM
No we don't wanna use that spell :scared:

kurchatovium
07-28-2005, 07:12 PM
Well maybe I ought to review some of the other spells then. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-28-2005, 07:15 PM
Yes, better find some less drastic spells. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-28-2005, 07:31 PM
Although I bet Holy Cosmic Destruction is a real spectacular spell though. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-28-2005, 07:35 PM
There is not any doubt about that, really spectacular. Nothing like it would ever be seen again. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-28-2005, 07:39 PM
If it weren't for the finality of it, it would almost make you want to try it. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-28-2005, 07:42 PM
But let us not forget the finality of it. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-28-2005, 07:43 PM
Well THE THREAD said he could probably reboot the cosmos if he had too. :D :D

milagros317
07-28-2005, 07:49 PM
Would you and I be in the rebooted cosmos? :D :p

kurchatovium
07-28-2005, 07:51 PM
Of course. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-28-2005, 07:52 PM
That sounds alright then. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-28-2005, 07:56 PM
Still probably better not to try the spell out. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-28-2005, 08:01 PM
Yeah, there might be a glitch in the rebooting, and you might be recreated with two heads. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-28-2005, 08:23 PM
I will put the spell away for a very^99 special occasion. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-28-2005, 08:28 PM
That sounds like the best idea. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-28-2005, 08:40 PM
I think so too. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-28-2005, 09:04 PM
Tomorrow we move into level 8. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-28-2005, 09:14 PM
I believe so yes. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-28-2005, 09:21 PM
My troops will get a good night's sleep to be ready. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-28-2005, 09:27 PM
Me too. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-28-2005, 09:30 PM
I hope HDS will be here. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-28-2005, 09:32 PM
Me too. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-28-2005, 09:36 PM
I'm sure THE POST and THE THREAD will be ready. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-28-2005, 09:38 PM
I hope I can get online early enough. :D :D

milagros317
07-28-2005, 09:59 PM
I'm not sure what time I will be up myself. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-28-2005, 10:02 PM
Well when you have dial up too its a hassle as well as others need to use the phone. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-28-2005, 10:07 PM
I'm glad to have a cable modem. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-28-2005, 10:15 PM
Well Hell will be here whenever we manage to get on I think. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-28-2005, 10:16 PM
Yes, Hell will certainly be there. :D :p

natural tickler
07-29-2005, 09:48 AM
My lord, General NT ready, troops ready, battalions, ready, enchantresses and sorceresses, ready

milagros317
07-29-2005, 10:14 AM
My troops are ready to proceed when ordered. :D :p

natural tickler
07-29-2005, 10:31 AM
Awaiting Lord Kurchatovium's command :p

milagros317
07-29-2005, 10:41 AM
We are watching some baseball games on hyperdimensional TV while waiting for his orders. :D :p

General Zod
07-29-2005, 04:03 PM
Zatanna and I are having a tickle session until it's time to move out :veryhappy

HisDivineShadow
07-29-2005, 04:11 PM
I hope HDS will be here. :D :p

So do I. :p

milagros317
07-29-2005, 05:14 PM
Excellent. With HDS here, victory is assured. :D :p

kurchatovium
07-29-2005, 06:24 PM
Let the Battle for Level 8 begin. :D :D :p

milagros317
07-29-2005, 06:31 PM
Yay! Through the portal we go, right behind the practitioners of magic. :D :p