The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Yup he is locked and loaded :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We have advanced cautiously and surrounded the Lair. We will wait for THE POST to arrive. :D :p

[General Zod]

I will start throwing pineapples at the remaining demons to see if that helps :p

[kurchatovium]

Couldn't hurt. :D :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The demons near the Lair have all tried to run away, but they have been killed by a hail of pineapples. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Never underestimate the power of pineapples. :D :p

[milagros317]

We're up to 84% of level 9 under our control, and the Lair is isolated. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent. Can I send THE THREAD to look at it now? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Most certainly. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Great. He is on the way now to the Lair. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm sure he will be able to read the strange inscriptions on its gates, and perhaps understand the foul curses that are issuing from its windows. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Most likely those are idle threats trying to intimidate those who have come this far. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Those were some special pineapples the lovely Zattanna made just for us :triangle:

[kurchatovium]

Give Zattana our thanks gen.zod. The pineapples worked great. :D

[milagros317]

The pineapples worked nicely, gen.zod. Thanks for the help. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

How much of Level 9 do we control now milagros? :D :D :p

[General Zod]

She says you're welcome She wuvs Bunnies anyway :wub:

[milagros317]

We are slaughtering the remaining demons rapidly. Seeing that they are cut off from Satan's Lair, they are resigned to their fate. We now have 91%. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very good milagros keep me posted. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

THE THREAD is examining the inscriptions. Meanwhile we advance rapidly, and now control 97% of level 9. :D

[kurchatovium]

Fantastic. :D :D :p :p Great job.

[milagros317]

While THE THREAD was studying the inscriptions, we have now succeeded in taking all of level 9 except for the Lair itself. We wait anxiously for the report from THE THREAD on what to do next. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The Lair has been unlocked THE THREAD merely needed a holy artifact to do that and my Staff of Ages served that purpose really well. :D

[milagros317]

Excellent! We now presume THE POST will arrive soon. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes he is on way.

A psychic communication between kurchatovium and the Pletherain Yelebus OF The First Fire.

Ylebus Of The First Fire: The final battle is starting.

kurchatovium: Yes Ylebus Of THe First Fire. The time has come.

Ylebus Of The First Fire: Rejoice my friend. A new age is starting. But when all is done we must meet with you and your troops. There is much to be done.

kurchatovium: More adventures :D

Ylebus Of The First Fire: Yes there is much that needs to be done and the cosmos needs you, THE THREAD and THE POST to do it.

kurchatovium: I understand. The Three needs to be one.

Ylebus Of The First Fire: You understand much kurchatovium. We are grateful to you and your friends.

kurchatovium: Thank you Ylebus. Rejoice.

Ylebus Of The First Fire: Rejoice.

[kurchatovium]

kurchatovium: It is time my little friend. For the final battle. Please.....please be careful *there are tears in kurchatovium's eyes* I wuv you so much my Postie.

THE THREAD: I wish I could help POSTIE. sniff sniff but I know you have to do this alone. I wuv you so much too I dont want to know a world without my widdle teddy in it. *THE THREAD is crying*

THE POST: Its ok guys I will be alright. The Pletherians told me I just have to be me and I will be fine. Hehehe I dont know how I could be anyone else so I dont see how I can fail. Hehehehe. I wuv you guys so very much. You are the bestest friends in the whole cosmos.

*THE POST hugs THE THREAD and kurchatovium and enter Satan's Lair.*

[kurchatovium]

*THE POST enters Satan's Lair. In the distant THE POST can see Satan and his glowing red eyes. Suddenly Satan roars and grows to 100 ft shattering the top of the lair and bringing rubble down on top of THE POST. THE POST calmly climbs atop all the debris and makes his way towards Satan.*

[milagros317]

The epic battle is about to begin. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

THE POST: Hi Mr. Satan

Satan: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! You may have come this far little one but your doom is mine. I will slaughter you and your friends and hang pieces of them about my Lair for my amusement. IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE YOU BASTARD OF WUV BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIE DIE DIE DEATH TO YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*Satan grows another 100 ft.*

[milagros317]

I still have confidence in THE POST and the power of wuv. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*Satan breathes a stream of HELLFIRE at THE POST. The fire fills the room melting the rocks themselves of the lair. When the fire passes Satan sees THE POST in a widdle bathing suit sipping some lemonade*

THE POST: Heheheeh that was fun hehehe.

Satan: DO NOT MOCK ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Satan grows even larger and shoots ICE OF HELL at THE POST. The room is coverd with frost and what rocks have not melted shatter. When the dust clears THE POST has a widdle fur parka on and makes his way to Satan at the end of the lair.*

[Mitchell]

I hope Iam doing this right. Its been a long time since I posted in this thread. According to the rules, the purpose of this thread is to talk about only this thread, and not any other thread. First let me say that from the sheer page content of this thread, over 280 pages, I think that this thread might well be the longest thread in the forum. Second, I havent posted in this thread in a long time, until tonight. Third, the last time I posted in this thread, I forgot to disable the option to receive email about this thread, so all the TMF email that I receive, usually is about replies to this thread. Iam going to disable the email reply now, so hopefully the email will stop coming about this thread.
Good luck to everyone else with this thread. Iam retiring from it, and I hope, will never receive another email about this thread again. Goodbye, to this thread for me, but not of course to any other part of the TMF.

Mitch :wavingguy

[milagros317]

The strange interruption by Mitchell being over, the epic battle resumes. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Satan: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA DIE YOU BASTARD I WILL SLAUGHTR THEE A THOUSAND TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Satan breathes a stream of white hot lighting at THE POST literally vaporizing the rest of Satan's Lair. Well all the carnage is done THE POST has a widdle rain coat on and a widdle umbrella and is still walking towards Satan*

Satan: DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN YOU!

*Satan roars and the ground trembles opening a bottomless rift in the ground below. The fabric of space literally shakes as the treacherous void is formed. As Satan looks on he sees THE POST floating to him in a little hover car with widdle hearts on it.*

Satan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GH I WILL SMITE THE WITH MY CLAWS LITTLE ONE.

*Satan swells to over 500 Ft ripping the top canopy of Level 9.*

[milagros317]

THE POST is doing very well indeed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Satan: TIME TO DIE YOU WUV PREACHING LITTLE BASTARD OF THE THREAD BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIE DIE I SHALL RIP YOU TO PIECES NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH DIE I WILL ENJOY THIS HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*THE POST gets out of his widdle hover car and walks over to the massive Satan literally 498 ft taller than him*

THE POST: I did not know what to say to you. You done lots of bad things to me and my friends and you banished the poor widdle vorpal bunnies and and you cause the teddy bear realm to be banished so teddies can not easily be with other beigs in the cosmos. You always tried to hurt everyone and anyone around you. You tried to kill and destroy everything to bring about a cosmos of total hate and evil. But I finally decided what to do about you?

Satan: WHAT IS THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THE POST: I decided to give you this.

*THE POST walks over and gives Satan a hug and kiss*

THE POST: I finally figured that no one ever really gave you any wuv. And so I thought I would be the first to wuv you cause everyone need to be wuvved. Maybe thats why oyu were so bad cause no one ever did that. So THE POST WUVS YOU. :redheart:

Satan: You wuv me?????? But ??? How??? Is this........??? But????? I cant.......... I dont see.................. This is not possible....... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*The montrous Satan breaks up his body begins to crak and fall apart as the pieces fall they disintergrate into nothing.*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG NOT THIS WAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Satan falls to pieces and literally vanishes as he breaks to shreds.*


THUS THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL IS FOUGHT AND GOOD HAS PREVAILED. A BATTLE FOUGHT NOT WITH GUNS OR SWORDS OR ARROWS OR MISSLES BUT WITH HUGS AND KISSES. IN THE END SATAN'S DEMISE CAME ABOUT CAUSE ONE WIDDLE TEDDY COULD FIND COMPASSION AND WUV FOR A BEAST THAT NO ONE ELSE COULD. FOR YOU SEE THE IS NO FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE STRONGER THAN WUV.

[milagros317]

A worthy ending to the epic battle. Wuv has prevailed. :D :p
:couch: :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou :couch:

[kurchatovium]

*the dust settles and THE THREAD nad kurcahtoviun hug and shower their widdle teddy friend with kisses. Suddenly a void opens and the Seraphim Queen appears*

Seraphim Queen: You have done very well kurchatovium and THE THREAD. And you POSTIE have done very very well as well.

THE POST: Thank you. You are vewwy nice. I am allowed to give you a hug?

Seraphim Queen: I could think of nothing that I would like more.

*THE POST hugs the seraphim queen*

kurchatovium: I am honored by your prescence. I don't know what to say. Thank you I know THE CREATOR keeps you very busy.

*kurchatovium bows before the holy being*

Seraphim Queen: Arise kurchatovium you have no need to bow before me. We owe you three a great deal.

THE THREAD: We were happy to help maam.

Seraphim Queen: There is much left to do you know.

THE THREAD: I know. Kurchatovium told me.

Seraphim Queen: Good. Meet with the Pletherians they will know what to do next.

kurchatovium: We will. Would you like to stay? We will be having some ice cream and cookies.

Seraphim Queen: I wish I could kurchatovium but as you said there is much to do. THE CREATOR does keep me busy bt moments like this make it all worth it. Good bye my friends. Peace and much wuv.

kurchatovium: peace and wuv.

THE THREAD: Bye peace and wuv.

THE POST: Thank you. Wuv you. hugs and kisses.

[kurchatovium]

Should we start celebrating milagros? :D :D :D :p :p

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

It's like Harry Potter for burnouts... :wow:

[milagros317]

Should we start celebrating milagros? :D :D :D :p :p
Yes, now would be a good time to begin the celebrations. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am ordering the ice cream and cookies what kinds would you like. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Chocolate ice cream and choclolate fudge cookies would be fine for me. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Anything else? Chocloate syrup and sprinklies maybe? What kinds of refreshments?? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Chocolate syrup and sprinkles would be fine, too.
And some nice Champagne to wash it all down. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Great great. Anything else the troops would like? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Many of my troops want kegs of draft beer. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

No problem. Should we hire a band too? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Pick a band that you like. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

You think Pink Floyd would come. :D :D

[milagros317]

If THE POST asked them, then they would come. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

How could anyone refuse THE POST? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

After what he just accomplished, nobody could refuse him. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yeah how many people can claim they whooped Satan's ass. :D

[milagros317]

Certainly no human being can claim that. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nor anyone else really. :D lol :p

[milagros317]

So THE POST will ask that band to attend our celebration and perform. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yeah why not. The has to be lots of rock bands here in Hell maybe we can get some of them to perform as well. :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Ah, yes, lots of rock bands, and almost all of the baseball umpires. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well we will settle for the rock bands. Hehehe :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Good idea, the umpires are very boring, as well as being convinced that they are always right. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very very true. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

So what will The POST and the Thread do now?

[milagros317]

Surely they will spread the wuv. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

*Sniffle* 'Tis almost sad now that the battle is over. But, as Milagros said, there is still wuv to be spread. The defeat of Satan is not the defeat of all the evil in existance.

[milagros317]

Yes, there is much more to be done. :D :p

[natural tickler]

My lord, General NT here. The battle is won, and THE POST saved the universe from Satan. *humbly bows before THE POST* And now, my lord, the party is ready at headquarters

[milagros317]

Yay! The party is ready. :D :p

[General Zod]

Party time :bouncybou :couch:

[milagros317]

Bring on the ice cream and chocolate fudge cookies. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

TIME TO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! :D :D :D :p

[milagros317]

With lots of ice cream and chocolate fudge cookies. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*A psychic communication with kurchatovium from Ylebus Of The First Fire*

Ylebus Of The First Fire: Well done kurchatovium. My congratulations to you and your troops. My utmost thanks to THE THREAD and THE POST as well.

kurchatovium: You are most kind Ylebus Of The First Fire.

Ylebus Of The First Fire: A new age has started and we owe it all to you and your friends. However there is much to do, there are matters of great concern that need your attention.

kurchatovium: Is something the matter?

Ylebus Of The First Fire: Nothing that we can not fix. Please enjoy your victory. Rejoice. Be happy. Where you are ready we shall meet to discuss what must be done.

kurchatovium: Ok Ylebus. You are welcome to come and celebrate with us if you like.

Ylebus Of The First Fire: I might just do that its been at least a 100 million years since my last party. I think I deserve another.

kurchatovium: LOL I do to. Hehehehe.

[milagros317]

As soon as the party ends, we may need to go after Chef Tony. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I sense from Ylebus that there is more trouble than even Chef Tony which is why I was concerned. :D :p

[General Zod]

As soon as the party ends, we may need to go after Chef Tony. :D :p

I thought I fried his nuts in Chef Tony oil We may beed to go after Chef Ramsey

[milagros317]

I sense from Ylebus that there is more trouble than even Chef Tony which is why I was concerned. :D :p

With Satan gone, it is hard to believe that anything worse than Chef Tony exists. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well I have a feeling we might have to go after Kalzulial he was conspicoulsly absent from this battle I think he left knowing Satan would lose. So he could claim to be top demon or free his brother Azulial and share power together. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And they are worse than Chef Tony? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes potentially much worse. Especially if Kalzulial and Azulial ever get together. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Alas, that is bad news. :sowrong:

:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes but we should celebrate THE POST's glorious victory for now. Enjoy this rare and beautifull moment. :D :D :D

[milagros317]

OK, I will get back to my ice cream and Champagne. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes all the goodies have arrived. :D :D :D

[milagros317]

* devours huge bowl containing 5 scoops of chocolate ice cream * :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Have fun troops you guys all earned it. *teleports in Pink Floyd and several other rock bands.* :D :D :p

[milagros317]

* drinks half a bottle of Champagne * :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Woooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooo PARTY TIME :D :D :D :bouncybou :bouncybou :atom: :atom:

[milagros317]

Now for some cookies. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Cookies sound like a good ideal. :D :D

[milagros317]

* devours 20 chocolate fudge cookies * :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Having fun milagros? :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Yes, this is a wonderful party. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Glad you are enjoying it. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, and the Fletcher twins are enjoying it also. :D :p
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[kurchatovium]

Well I am very glad they are happy as well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

What makes this party even better is that they have kicked off their sandals. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Good thing Hell is a lot cooler now that Satan has been defeated. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do you think we could turn it into a resort? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Not sure what is suppose to be done with it yet. There are lots of souls here now who now need saving. We may have to help them find their way. At least there are no more demons to bother them :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Probably plenty of room here to do many things now that the demons are gone. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Maybe we could have a big video arcade. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

A video arcade would be very nice here. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yeah I wuv to play video games. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Perhaps some bowling alleys also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmm You think we have room to make a whole amusement park out of it? :D :D :D :p

[milagros317]

With 9 levels we should be able to fit in an amusement park and still have room left over. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yeah maybe an amusement park and some toy stores and some ice cream parlors too. :D :D

[milagros317]

Some of the rubble will have to be cleared away first. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yeah Satan made a real mess before he died. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

A very^99 big mess indeed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

If he weren't dead I would make him clean it up. :D :D

[milagros317]

Yes, that would only be fair. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

But he is very^99 dead though. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, you can't be more dead than dead and broken up into tiny pieces. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yeah especially dust size pieces. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's even smaller than tiny pieces. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes even smaller than teeny tiny pieces. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And the pieces are scattered, I presume. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes all over level 9. :D :D

[milagros317]

That's good, I'm glad they're scattered. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Not to worry. Satan is very^99 dead. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We should erect a statue of THE POST in level 9. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thats a good ideal. A statue would be nice.

[ticklecouple]

LOL :blaugh:

[kurchatovium]

Of course we need some air conditioning and some fluorescent lighting as well. :D :D

[milagros317]

Lots of air conditioning, as a matter of fact. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I think we need lots of indoor plumbing too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, lack of that would make the tourists unhappy.:D :p

[kurchatovium]

That also means we need electrical as well. :D :D

[milagros317]

Certainly, we can't have the air conditioning without it. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

or the fluorescent lighting. :D :D

[milagros317]

This is going to be a very expensive undertaking. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

hmmm yeah maybe we could lease some space out to like Disney to help pay for it. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, Disney is very good at making theme parks. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

or even Magic Mountain. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Universal Studios is quite impressive, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmm they could open a branch down here I am sure there a lots of celebrities in Hell. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, lots and lots of celebrities, and almost all of the baseball umpires (but nobody wants to see them). :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes true. No one wants to see the politicians or lawyers down here either I think. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

In fact, the politicians spewing forth hot air increases the need for air conditioning. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

hmmmmmmmm good point. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

There are so many lawyers here, I wonder if any at all are in Heaven.:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Lawyers in heaven now there is a silly ideal. LOL :D :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Perhaps Abraham Lincoln is the only lawyer up there. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Most likely a safe bet. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

It's too bad that we finished all of the ice cream and Champagne, but it was a fine party. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yeah it was a great party. Once we are rested up we have to head to Pletheria to have a meeting at The Temple Of The Ra Conflagrum. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That should be very interesting to hear. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it should be but there is no rush. The Pletherians said we could take some time to rest up if need be. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm very glad to hear that. The battle was tiring. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it was long hard battle. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It makes me tired just to think back on all nine levels. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We can always order some more ice cream to help us reenergize. :D :D :D

[milagros317]

Excellent idea. Lots of ice cream. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

What flavor would you like? :D :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Mostly chocolate, with some butter pecan and some maple walnut. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The troops want any other flavors? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Some of them want strawberry, mint chocolate chip, coffee flavor, and vanilla. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

How about Neopolitan? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

None has asked for Neopolitan yet, but get some just to be safe. And don't forget to order lots of chocolate syrup. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Ok good ideal and I will add chocolate syrup to the list. Has anyone asked for Asparagus Liver Swirl Ice Cream?? :D :D

[milagros317]

No, I'm happy to report that nobody asked for that. One fellow did ask for orange sherbert, relay to you. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Ok I will order some orange sherbet as well. How about Picked Onion Chunky Kale Chip Ice cream? Any requests for that? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

None for that, nor any for squashed squid ice cream. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmm not surprised by that one. Should I place the order then? :D :D

[milagros317]

Go ahead and place the order. But don't forget the chocolate sprinkles, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Ok added the chocolate sprinklies and placed the order. Since it was placed with HyperEx it should get there about now. :D :D

[milagros317]

As usual with HyperEx, we realize that it was delivered yesterday. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

HyperEx is always the way to go. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

* puts 3 scoops of chocolate ice cream in a plate, adds one scoop each of maple walnut and butter pecan * :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*has some chocolate ice cream and vanilla together with chocolate syrup on top.* :D :D

[milagros317]

* puts chocolate syprup on top of the 5 scoops, then chocolate sprinkles on top of that, and then devours it all * :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*adds some chocolate sprinklies to his ice cream.*

[milagros317]

That was very refreshing. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nothing like ice cream to brighten up a day. :D :D

[milagros317]

Especially chocolate ice cream with chocolate syrup on top. :D :p

[General Zod]

Ok I will order some orange sherbet as well. How about Picked Onion Chunky Kale Chip Ice cream? Any requests for that? :D :D :p
Yuck :idontwann :idontwann :idontwann Breaks out more chocolate ice cream and fresh strawberries

[TKpervert]

* becomes bloated and lethargic just by reading about all this yummy ice cream *

[milagros317]

You should have eaten it instead of just reading about it. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes eating ice cream is much more fun than reading about it. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Very^99 much more fun. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and tastier too. :D :D

[milagros317]

Unfortunately, also more fattening. :(

:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well there are lot more evil naughty people we have to fight to help us burn off those calories. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, many more battles to face. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

for which we will need much more ice cream to reengerize us. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I hope the ice cream budget is generous. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

KTT is doing well we are selling a lot of Singularity Nose Hair clippers, so the ice cream budget is fine. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I am very happy to hear that. We do need our ice cream. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

well the Nose hair clipper sales continue to rise so the outlook is good. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

There must be lots of hairy noses out there. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Actually now that you mention it most of our business comes from The Hairy Nose Realm. :D :D

[milagros317]

On what planet is the Hairy Nose Realm? Or is it more than one planet? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Its an entire parallel universe so there is lots of business to be had. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

An entire parallel universe is quite a marketing opportunity. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

hence the large amounts of money available for ice cream :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Are there other parallel universes with other marketing opportunities? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Most definetly. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Can you tell us what they are? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well there are an infinite number of parallel universes so it might take a great deal of time. :D :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That seems like a lot. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Quite a lot really. :D :D

[milagros317]

More than double what I would have guessed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and even more than very^99 even. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Is there a market in any of these parallel universes for bags full of broken baseball bats? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmmm perhaps in The Fun With Wood Realm. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I may be able to supply them with lots of bags full of broken baseball bats. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well if the bats are made of wood they would probably be glad to take them :D :D

[milagros317]

Is there a parallel universe that would like to have old, worn out tires? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well they could always use more rubber in The Super Duper Rubber Realm. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We should send them our old tires instead of burning them, which makes quite a stink. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

the only thing that smells worse than burning tires is Chef Tony's cooking. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Perhaps Chef Tony belongs in an alternate universe, very far from here. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

or even in another cosmos if possible. :D :D :D

[milagros317]

Another cosmos would be even better, yes. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I agree. :D :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Time for more ice cream now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Sounds good to me. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

*puts 5 scoops of ice cream in a big plate, and adds chocolate syrup and sprinkles* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*has another bowl of chocolate and vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup on top.* :D

[milagros317]

*devours all 5 scoops* :D :p

[General Zod]

Any chance we can send Gieco insurance HQ to an alternate universe? They are still using the Speed Racer commercials to seel their insurance :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty:

[milagros317]

Maybe there's an alternate universe that will take all the lawyers. :D :p

[General Zod]

Maybe there's an alternate universe that will take all the lawyers. :D :p

But would that be fair to do that to another universe? :p

[kurchatovium]

Actually according to the Interdimensional Lawyer Migration Act the number of lawyers allowed in any universe is controlled. So its against intergalactic law to try to push them all on one parrallel universe. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Rats! I wanted to put all of the lawyers and Chef Tony in one universe, and then bottle it up. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well the High council does try to protect all the universes. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Maybe we could just dump them into a Black Hole? :D :p

[General Zod]

We can always put them in the phantom zone That reminds of of an episode of ALF Alf dreamed that he was in Heaven but he wanted to go back to Earth He asked the guy at the front gate to see a lawyer The guy then said that there are no lawyers in Heaven

[milagros317]

I hope there is no rule against dumping all the lawyers (and Chef Tony) into a big Black Hole at the center of a galaxy. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well as long as its a regulated black hole that does not empty out into another universe. :D :D

[milagros317]

Excellent news! We will have to seek a Black Hole that does not empty into another universe. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

True unfortunately they are not all that common. :D :D

[milagros317]

That is very sad. I am really interested in getting rid of all the lawyers. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Most people are thats why they passed the Interdimensional Lawyer Migration Act. :D :D

[milagros317]

I see. They are detested in all universeses. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Pretty much. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Any rules about sending telemarketers to another universe? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well yes I suggest you read The Interdimensional Telemarketer Migration Act 13484B. :D :D

[milagros317]

I actually don't have a copy of that. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Bascally says the same thing as the Interdimensional Lawyer Migration Act. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's exactly what I was afraid of. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes otherwise the telemarketers would have been dumped somewhere with the lawyers eons ago. :D

[milagros317]

Is there a similar law about dumping spammers? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup. You must be psychic milagros. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I don't suppose we would be allowed to dump used car salespeople? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nope not them either. :D

[milagros317]

Can we dump all the insurance agents? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nope the Interdimensional Insurance Agent Migratory Act was passed last year. :D :D :p