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kurchatovium
09-06-2005, 08:24 PM
Wuv is a very^99 good thing. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-06-2005, 08:28 PM
That's why we are spreading the wuv. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-06-2005, 08:34 PM
Yes we are all over the cosmos. :D :D
milagros317
09-06-2005, 08:37 PM
It is very important to spread the wuv. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-06-2005, 08:44 PM
Yes indeed very important. :D
milagros317
09-06-2005, 08:51 PM
I wonder if HDS will come back to us soon. :D :p
TKpervert
09-06-2005, 08:54 PM
If one ploy flops, try another.
Could it be that wuv is losing effectivness in the effort to unify the cosmos ?
I think it's time to offer some redevelopment funds to underpriveleged sectors that are causing all the trouble. Build some cheap multi-family housing, coupla swimming pools, offer cheap loans to aircondition living space in the warmer areas.
These crummy demons ain't real bright, after all. All they want is to feel equal and accepted.
Besides, it ain't our money. It's the rank-and-file taxpayer who's gonna pay for it.
We can buy 'em off with our financial clout.
milagros317
09-06-2005, 09:03 PM
No, wuv can't lose its effectiveness. :D :p
TKpervert
09-06-2005, 09:10 PM
I'm afraid that in this application, wuv never had any effect.
When's the last time a demon said 'I wuv you.' ??
kurchatovium
09-06-2005, 09:42 PM
Wuv is working great. Current statistics show wuv is up 27.9% from last year. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-06-2005, 09:48 PM
Never underestimate the power of WUV. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-06-2005, 10:08 PM
Exactly right my friend. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-06-2005, 10:12 PM
We won't worry about skeptics, we'll just keep spreading the wuv. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-06-2005, 10:34 PM
The power of wuv can not be stopped. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-07-2005, 02:45 PM
Nothing is stronger than the power of wuv. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-07-2005, 06:17 PM
Wuv is the most powerful force in the cosmos. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-07-2005, 06:33 PM
And that's why I don't understand these skeptics. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-07-2005, 06:34 PM
Me neither. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-07-2005, 06:37 PM
We have to reach out to the skeptics and wuv them. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-07-2005, 07:00 PM
Exactly right. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-07-2005, 07:23 PM
So that is just what we will do. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-07-2005, 07:29 PM
Sounds like a good plan to me. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-07-2005, 07:50 PM
I'll just have some ice cream first. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-07-2005, 08:09 PM
Another very good plan. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-07-2005, 08:12 PM
* prepares a large dish of 10 cookies, 5 scoops of ice cream, lots of chocolate sprinkles and whipped cream, and pours a pint of chocolate syrup on top * :D :p
kurchatovium
09-07-2005, 08:20 PM
Has a bowl of chocolate and vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup and chocoalte sprinklies. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-07-2005, 08:35 PM
* prepares a large dish of 10 cookies, 5 scoops of ice cream, lots of chocolate sprinkles and whipped cream, and pours a pint of chocolate syrup on top * :D :p
* devours the dish prepared earlier * :D :p
kurchatovium
09-07-2005, 08:45 PM
*finishes his ice cream*
milagros317
09-07-2005, 08:47 PM
OK, that was good, but it's time to get back on duty. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-07-2005, 09:05 PM
I agree whole heartedly. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-07-2005, 09:19 PM
Have we determined that the Beholder must be attacked yet? :D :p
kurchatovium
09-07-2005, 09:30 PM
Let me look over recent scout reports and database info. :D :D :p
*lets see 230 destroyed alien life forms in past week;
database reveals Baaalk also known as The Destroyer Of Worlds
has historically killed three galaxies, destroyed 120 angels, 2 archangels,
and 3 seraphim.*
Hmmm yeah I am thinking we need to get rid of him. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-07-2005, 09:31 PM
I agree completely. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-07-2005, 09:39 PM
Definetly not a nice Beholder. :D :D
milagros317
09-07-2005, 09:49 PM
Is he worse than Chef Tony? :D :p
kurchatovium
09-07-2005, 09:54 PM
Well he is as nasty as Satan, not as powerful though. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-07-2005, 09:58 PM
That is very^99 nasty. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-07-2005, 10:12 PM
We better be careful with this Beholder. Sounds dangerous. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-08-2005, 02:45 PM
Quite dangerous, and he must be eliminated. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-08-2005, 06:47 PM
Yes definetly the Beholder must be eliminated. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-08-2005, 08:17 PM
My troops are ready to attack him, and the magicians are ready to cast their spells. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-08-2005, 09:08 PM
Hmmm there is a problem I think he has sensed the scouts and has cast a spell summoning many smaller beholders. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-08-2005, 09:13 PM
We faced many demons before, we can face many Beholders now. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-08-2005, 09:22 PM
Hmmm I think maybe the trrops should take out the little beholders. I will see if me and THE THREAD can take out Baaaaalk. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-08-2005, 09:29 PM
That sounds like a fine plan. My troops are ready to attack on your command. :D :p
isabeau
09-08-2005, 09:31 PM
who the heck is the beholder???? she asks all sweet like.
isabeau
milagros317
09-08-2005, 09:40 PM
The Beholder is a being who guards the Orb that we need to complete our mission, repairing the fabric of the space-time continuum. Here is what Kurch found out about him:
We know now the Beholder's name is Baaaalk. He used to be a guard for Satan's lair. So its safe to assume he is very evil. :D :D :D :p
kurchatovium
09-08-2005, 09:59 PM
Lets go for it then Milagros. Atttack!! :D :D :p
milagros317
09-08-2005, 10:01 PM
We move forward, and begin to slaughter the small Beholders. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-08-2005, 10:06 PM
Good work Milagros. Once the small beholders break ranks me and THE THREAD will take on Baaaalk. :D :D
milagros317
09-09-2005, 04:32 PM
You and THE THREAD can move in now. 90% of the small Beholders have been slaughtered, and the other 10% have run away. :D :p
General Zod
09-09-2005, 05:49 PM
I'm back Sorry I was away for a bit Work and family stuff What have I missed? :D :confused:
milagros317
09-09-2005, 05:52 PM
Well, Baaaalk summoned many small Beholders to defend him, but we killed most of them and the rest ran away. Now Kurch and THE THREAD are going to take care of Baaaalk himself. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-09-2005, 06:14 PM
*kurchatovium and THE THREAD face Baaaalk The Destroyer Of Worlds.*
kurchatovium: Its over Baaaalk. We have destroyed you summoned beholders. Your Boss Satan has been destroyed as well. We have no quarrell with you. Let us collect The Orb Of Prime Origin so we can keep this realm from disintegrating.
THE THREAD: Kurch is right there is no point in pursuing this fight.
Baaaalk: Well I am so very touched at your concern. But if you don't mind I rather destroy you both and this realm and reign chaos all over the cosmos. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. :devil: See for me its all about the DEATH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA :devil:
kurchatovium: They always want to do it the hard way THREAD.
THE THREAD: Sigh I hear you kurch.
kurchatovium
09-09-2005, 06:25 PM
*Baaaalk starts shooting disintegration rays at THE THREAD and kurchtovium.*
Baaaalk: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DIE DIE DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA ISNT THIS FUN HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH :devil:
kurchtavium: Watch out tfor those rays THREAD they are deadly even to hyperdimensional beings.
THE THREAD: Gotcha kurch. Say kurch are those eye stalks and the main eyes really eyes on Baaaalk.
kurchatovium: Why yes they are even though they are magical.
THE THREAD: I have an ideal. Close your eyes on the count n the count of three and be preprd to attack Baaaalk with all you got when you open them.
kurchatovium: OK my friend.
THE THREAD: One........Two........Three.
*THE THREAD releases a blinding flash of light of incredible brightness.*
Baaaalk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I CANT SEE YOU BASTARDS.
*Following THE THREAD's lead kurchatovium strikes at Baaaalk with incredible swiftness first severing all 100 eye stalks in blink of an eye then with two incredibly mighty swings he cuts Baaaalk horizontally and then vertically leaving the beast quatered.*
Baaaalk: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... ...................................
milagros317
09-09-2005, 06:29 PM
Great work! :D :p
kurchatovium
09-09-2005, 06:33 PM
Thanks. Baaaalk didnt stand a chance with me and THE THREAD working together. :D :D :p
By the way all Baaaalk's disintergration rays looseened up a bunch of large size gems from the surface of the planet tell the troops to help hemselves. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-09-2005, 06:50 PM
Sounds fine, I will tell the troops to go ahead and take some gems. :D :p
General Zod
09-09-2005, 06:57 PM
Great work Kurtch and Thread I like gems So does Zatanna :D :D :p
kurchatovium
09-09-2005, 07:01 PM
Thanks gen.zod. Thanks again milagros.
Yeah help yourself everyone we got tons of gems here enough for everyone. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-09-2005, 07:56 PM
Now here are some really fine gems that I can take home for Mistress Zara. :D :p (http://www.mistresszaranyc.com/)
kurchatovium
09-09-2005, 08:09 PM
Wow. :wowzer: She is nice. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-09-2005, 08:36 PM
She is indeed very good looking. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-09-2005, 08:38 PM
I agree very^99 much. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-09-2005, 08:43 PM
Here is a picture of her not in her Mistress clothing. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-09-2005, 09:33 PM
Also very^99 hot :wowzer: :D :p
milagros317
09-09-2005, 09:40 PM
I'm sure she will be happy with the fine gems from this planet that I bring back for her. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-09-2005, 09:44 PM
Should be they are of fine quality and very big. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-09-2005, 09:47 PM
Have we found the Orb yet? :D :p
kurchatovium
09-09-2005, 10:03 PM
Looking in the castle the Beholder was guarding. Still did not find it. But it is probably hidden. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-09-2005, 10:09 PM
We can take the castle apart if we need to. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-09-2005, 10:15 PM
The atomic scouts are searching. They will find it. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-09-2005, 10:22 PM
Yes, I have great confidence in our atomic scouts. :D :p
<marquee> :atom: :atom: :atom: </marquee>
kurchatovium
09-09-2005, 10:25 PM
They are very^99 good.:D :D :p :p
milagros317
09-10-2005, 07:24 AM
While they are looking for the Orb, I will have more ice cream. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-10-2005, 06:18 PM
A very good ideal. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-10-2005, 06:23 PM
* prepare my usual dish of 10 cookies and 5 scoops of ice cream with all of the toppings *
* devour it *
:D :p
General Zod
09-10-2005, 06:28 PM
I have the dark chocolate Hershey's Kisses if anyone wants some :D :D
kurchatovium
09-10-2005, 06:32 PM
Thanks gen.zod thats very nice of you. :D :D :p
*sprinkles some Hershey Kisses on his ice cream.*
milagros317
09-10-2005, 06:37 PM
Thanks, gen.zod, I will take a few hundred dark Hershey Kisses. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-10-2005, 06:48 PM
They sure are yummy on ice cream arent they milagros. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-10-2005, 06:50 PM
Most certainly they are. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-10-2005, 06:57 PM
The scouts found the Orb by the way. THE THREAD is going to retrieve it now. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-10-2005, 07:00 PM
Those wonderful scouts should be given a prize. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-10-2005, 07:02 PM
We give them some Mu-meson Ice cream which they seam to like. :D :D :p
General Zod
09-10-2005, 07:02 PM
Those wonderful scouts should be given a prize. :D :p
How about some dark chocolate Hershey's kisses?
milagros317
09-10-2005, 07:05 PM
Let's give them both. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-10-2005, 07:07 PM
Atomic scouts seem to prefer Mu-mesons and neutrons. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-10-2005, 07:12 PM
Better to give them what they want, then. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-10-2005, 07:26 PM
Atomic scouts are very^99 tiny. They usually like elementary particles to eat. :D :D
milagros317
09-10-2005, 07:38 PM
Well, we have plenty of those around to give them.:D :p
General Zod
09-10-2005, 07:44 PM
Can the Thread tell us a joke? :happyfloa
kurchatovium
09-10-2005, 07:48 PM
THE THREAD: An Hyperion Time warrior walks into a bar. The bartender says "Weren't you in here yesterday." Hyperion Time Warrior answers "I am a time warrior I am always in here yesterday." :D :D :p :p
General Zod
09-10-2005, 07:57 PM
THE THREAD: An Hyperion Time warrior walks into a bar. The bartender says "Weren't you in here yesterday." Hyperion Time Warrior answers "I am a time warrior I am always in here yesterday." :D :D :p :p
http://members.aol.com/EarlWerks/sounds/rimshot.wav
:dogpile:
milagros317
09-10-2005, 07:59 PM
THE THREAD will never make a living as a standup comic.:D :p
kurchatovium
09-10-2005, 08:36 PM
Luckily he has lots of other talents. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-10-2005, 08:43 PM
Yes, indeed, very^99 many other talents. :D :p
TKpervert
09-10-2005, 08:48 PM
THE THREAD will never make a living as a standup comic.:D :p
I believe THE THREAD was sitting down when he cracked that .. um .. joke. :D
milagros317
09-10-2005, 09:05 PM
Well, he's a hyperdimensional ball of plasma, so it's hard to tell sometimes. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-10-2005, 09:25 PM
He tends to float more than sit or stand. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-10-2005, 09:27 PM
He saves a lot of money by not needing shoes. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-10-2005, 10:12 PM
Good point. :D Does not need jackets or pants either. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-10-2005, 10:17 PM
You can save an awful lot of money when you don't need any clothes at all. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-10-2005, 10:27 PM
Helps a lot. You are right. :D :D :p :p
milagros317
09-10-2005, 10:27 PM
And he travels around without buying any gas, too. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-10-2005, 10:42 PM
Another very excellent point. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-11-2005, 08:03 AM
That is becoming a bigger savings every day here. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-11-2005, 06:14 PM
Which allows us to but more ice cream. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-11-2005, 06:46 PM
Buying ice cream is very important. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-11-2005, 07:02 PM
Very important indeed. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-11-2005, 07:11 PM
Has THE THREAD recovered the Orb yet? :D :p
kurchatovium
09-11-2005, 07:16 PM
Yes he has, he is figuring out to activate it now. Should only be a little bit before he does. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-11-2005, 07:25 PM
Will we be on our way once he has it activated? :D :p
kurchatovium
09-11-2005, 07:32 PM
No we still need to talk to the Netherials to find out where to go next. :D :D :p Luckily once this region of space-timeis fixed cmmunication should be easier. :D
milagros317
09-11-2005, 07:34 PM
That is good news. I hate communications problems. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-11-2005, 07:47 PM
THE THREAD is activating the Orb now. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-11-2005, 09:39 PM
That is excellent news. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-11-2005, 09:47 PM
The Nether Realm has been completely repaired. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-11-2005, 09:51 PM
That is even better news! I am so glad that we were able to help them. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-11-2005, 09:55 PM
It is indeed good news. :D :p We are currently trying to reestablish communications with the Netherials. :D :p
milagros317
09-11-2005, 09:59 PM
They ought to be quite pleased. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-11-2005, 10:07 PM
i hope so. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-11-2005, 10:10 PM
THE THREAD should be quite proud of the good work that he has done. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-11-2005, 10:21 PM
Yes he should. Apparently since communications are so good now the Netherials are already getting telemarketers so we need to wait a bit to reastablish communications. :D
milagros317
09-11-2005, 10:22 PM
Oh, no, not telemarketers. :sowrong:
:D :p
kurchatovium
09-11-2005, 10:24 PM
THE THREAD is fixing that problem for them too. So they should be doubly grateful. :D :D :p :p
milagros317
09-11-2005, 10:26 PM
Perhaps he should send all the telemarketers to Hell. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-11-2005, 10:32 PM
Well for now he is installing a telemarketer blocker on all incoming messages for them. Though your ideal sounds very good too. :D :D :p :p
milagros317
09-12-2005, 02:37 PM
Yes, many people believe that Hell is just the place for telemarketers, as well as for those who sell extended service warranties. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-12-2005, 06:14 PM
The blocker has been reinstalled. We are ready to reestablish communications with the Netherials. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-12-2005, 07:31 PM
Great news. I wonder what they have to say. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-12-2005, 07:38 PM
We are contacting them now. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-12-2005, 07:40 PM
I still think that the telemarketers should be sent to Hell. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-12-2005, 07:43 PM
Well we probably have to send them to Heck now. I mean Hell is being rennovated into an amusement park after all. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-12-2005, 07:45 PM
I will be satisfied if they are given the job of cleaning the toilets at the amusement park. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-12-2005, 07:48 PM
Well they do need a thorough cleaning. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-12-2005, 07:53 PM
Good, they can do that necessary job then. :D :p
Any word from the Netherials?
kurchatovium
09-12-2005, 08:28 PM
Yes they are very grateful too us and said a group of demons rigged their space time continuum to fail so that no one could follow them and maybe even to trap those that did. The say the were heading to The Bit Realm. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-12-2005, 08:41 PM
The Bit Realm does not sound like a good place. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-12-2005, 08:48 PM
Its a cybernetic realm composed of binary data. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-12-2005, 08:52 PM
I don't think that I would like to go there. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-12-2005, 08:57 PM
Its not so bad THE THREAD has been there before. Besides all you the data you delete goes there so you might be able to recover a few files. :p :p :D
milagros317
09-12-2005, 09:02 PM
I have probably sent billions of bits there by now, maybe trillions. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-12-2005, 09:06 PM
There is lots of data there. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-12-2005, 09:09 PM
I can't even imagine how much, given the data deleted everyday all over the world. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-12-2005, 09:12 PM
Its a busy place for sure. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-12-2005, 09:17 PM
I would prefer to visit Hawaii. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-12-2005, 10:03 PM
Unfortunately the road to finding the Abomination Forge lies in The Bit Realm. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-12-2005, 10:13 PM
Then we must proceed there. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-12-2005, 10:43 PM
Thats our next stop. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-13-2005, 12:52 PM
Let's make sure to bring along lots of ice cream. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-13-2005, 06:41 PM
We ordered the Ice Cream today, it arrived yesterday. :D :D :p :p
General Zod
09-13-2005, 06:47 PM
Now that's service Can we get carrot cake too? :bouncybou
kurchatovium
09-13-2005, 06:49 PM
I will order some tomorrow gen.zod so it should be here today. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-13-2005, 07:02 PM
There is nothing quite like hyperdimensional delivery service. :D
kurchatovium
09-13-2005, 07:10 PM
HyperEx is the very best. By the way the carrot cake is here so I must have ordered it tomorrow. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-13-2005, 07:14 PM
I will stick with the ice cream, and let gen.zod have the carrot cake. :D :p
TKpervert
09-13-2005, 07:25 PM
Its a busy place for sure. :D :D :p
11100011 10001000 10000001 10100011 01111101 10100010 10000010 10000101 10000011 10000001 10100111 10100010 10000101 10100011 10001000 10000101 10101000 10001000 10000001 10100101 10000101 10000110 10011001 10000101 10000101 10001001 10000011 10000101 10000011 10011001 10000101 10000001 10010100 :D
kurchatovium
09-13-2005, 07:41 PM
Sounds like a good plan milagros. I ordered enough carrot cake so the bunnies could have some too. :D :p
Hmmm TK looks like a file I deleted last year. :D :p
milagros317
09-13-2005, 07:46 PM
We could look for all 200,000 TMF posts that were deleted. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-13-2005, 07:49 PM
Hmm good ideal. They might be about somewhere. :D :D :p
TKpervert
09-13-2005, 07:56 PM
TMF posts don't get deleted, they're kept in a permanent tickle file somewhere. :D
milagros317
09-13-2005, 07:59 PM
That looks like a short one, probably form the one-word-game thread. :D :p
00010101010000111110000110000110011000111110001100 1010001101001
kurchatovium
09-13-2005, 08:06 PM
The place is loaded with deleted spam files too. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-13-2005, 08:19 PM
Here's a longer one, likely from the alphabet-I-am game. :D :p
00010101010000111110000110000110011000111110001100 10100011010011111111001001000110101010000100011111 11000101010100001111100001100001100110001111100011 00101000110100111111110010010001101010100001000111 11110001010101000011111000011000011001100011111000 11001010001101001111111100100100011010101000010001 11111100010101010000111110000110000110011000111110 00110010100011010011111111001001000110101010000100 01111111001010101000011111000011000011001100011111 00011001010001101001111111100100100011010101000010 00111111100010101010000111110000110000110011000111 11000110010100011010011111111001001000110101010000 10001111111000101010100001111100001100001100110001 11110001100101000110100111111110010010001101010100 00100011111110001010101000011111000011000011001100 01111100011001010001101001111111100100100011010101 000010001111111
kurchatovium
09-13-2005, 08:32 PM
Certainly lots of stuff here. *another file drifts by.*
<marquee> 10101010101010100101010101010011100111110010010101 010100100101</marquee>
milagros317
09-13-2005, 08:38 PM
I think this one is obscene. :D :p
00010101010000111110000110000110011000111110001100 10100011010011111111001001000110101010000100011111 11000101010100001111100001100001100110001111100011 00101000110100111111110010010001101010100001000111 11110001010101000011111000011000011001100011111000 11001010001101001111111100100100011010101000010000 01010101000011111000011000011001100011111000110010 10001101001111111100100100011010101000010001111111 00010101010000111110000110000110011000111110001100 10100011010011111111001001000110101010000100011111 11000101010100001111100001100001100110001111100011 00101000110100111111110010010001101010100001000111 11110001010101000011111000011000011001100011111000 11001010001101001111111100100100011010101000010001 11111100101010100001111100001100001100110001111100 01100101000110100111111110010010001101010100001000 11111110001010101000011111000011000011001100011111 00011001010001101001010001101001111111100100100011 01010100001000111111100010101010000111110000110000 11001100011111000110010100011010011111111001001000 11010101000010001111111000101010100001111100001100 00110011000111110001100101000110100111111110010010 00110101010000100011111110001010101000011111000011 00001100110001111100011001010001101001111111100100 100011010101000010001111111
kurchatovium
09-13-2005, 08:39 PM
there are probably a lot of those here. LOL :D :D :p :p
milagros317
09-13-2005, 08:44 PM
I am getting dizzy looking at all these strings of bits. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-13-2005, 09:02 PM
There are quite a bit of them (sorry for the pun) :D :D :p
General Zod
09-13-2005, 09:05 PM
There are quite a bit of them (sorry for the pun) :D :D :p
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kurchatovium
09-13-2005, 09:05 PM
Thanks again gen.zod. :D :D :p :p
milagros317
09-13-2005, 09:06 PM
So I think I'll have some ice cream now. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-13-2005, 09:08 PM
Perhaps a bit of ice cream would be very good right now. :D :p :p :D
milagros317
09-13-2005, 09:14 PM
How many bits are in 5 scoops of ice cream? :D :p
kurchatovium
09-13-2005, 09:40 PM
Not sure how many bits, but there are a lot of bytes . :D :D :p :p :p
milagros317
09-13-2005, 09:46 PM
The puns are coming thick and fast around here. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-13-2005, 10:01 PM
Maybe a bit too fast. :D :D :p
TKpervert
09-13-2005, 10:02 PM
It's a cheap ploy by the Bit Realm to distract the troops.
Focus on the mission.
milagros317
09-13-2005, 10:05 PM
Yes, we should get back to our mission. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-13-2005, 10:06 PM
Perhaps TK is right maybe we should pay a bit more attention to the mission. :D :p :p :p :D
milagros317
09-13-2005, 10:08 PM
And be distracted by pretty symetric clumps of bits. :D :p
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00001110000
00011111000
00111111100
01111111110
11111111111
TKpervert
09-13-2005, 10:12 PM
We can't allow the enemy to <b>chip</b> away at our determination.
oh... sorry...
kurchatovium
09-13-2005, 10:27 PM
:bouncybou :D :bouncybou Very punny TK. :bouncybou :D :bouncybou :p :p
kurchatovium
09-14-2005, 06:38 PM
Milagros, THE THREAD told me the Netherials said we should look for an entity called Primus One Zero. Keep scanning the area hopefully we can find him. :D :D :D :p
milagros317
09-14-2005, 06:42 PM
Aye, aye, Kurch, I will keep a look out for Primus One Zero. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-14-2005, 07:07 PM
He might be hard to find in all this data. THE THREAD is trying to update are scanners so they can search better. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-14-2005, 07:33 PM
Do you know how many bits are in Primus One Zero? :D :p
kurchatovium
09-14-2005, 07:46 PM
He is 123,483,857,843 Gb long :D :D
milagros317
09-14-2005, 09:03 PM
I'm afraid that won't fit on my screen. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-14-2005, 09:15 PM
No problem THE THREAD has worked something out he is updating the scanning software right now. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-14-2005, 09:30 PM
Good, I can't even imagine a screen big enough to hold that long a string of bits. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-14-2005, 09:32 PM
THE THREAD said the software upgrade of the scanners is complete. Should be easier to locate Primus One Zero now. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-14-2005, 09:35 PM
THE THREAD sure does work fast. :D
kurchatovium
09-14-2005, 09:40 PM
Well pays to be hyperdimensional. THE THREAD is at level 370 right now though it may have gone up since the last time i checked. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-14-2005, 09:48 PM
That is quite a high level of hyperdimensionality, WOW. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-14-2005, 09:50 PM
Yes I am only about 300, THE POST is at about 325. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-14-2005, 10:04 PM
THE THREAD is likely the highest of anybody. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-14-2005, 10:07 PM
Well HDS might be the only person as close or higher. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-14-2005, 10:10 PM
Yes, HDS is very^99 talented. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-14-2005, 10:13 PM
Very^99 talented indeed. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-14-2005, 10:18 PM
It would be nice if HDS came back here now. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-14-2005, 10:20 PM
Very^99 very^99 nice. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-14-2005, 10:24 PM
Alas, he is very^99 busy. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-15-2005, 06:22 PM
Alas you are very^99 correct in that statement. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-15-2005, 09:50 PM
Has Primus One Zero been found yet? :D :p
kurchatovium
09-15-2005, 10:04 PM
We have narrowed the search he is somewhere in Sector 4 beta. We are narrowing down the exact location.
milagros317
09-15-2005, 10:08 PM
Excellent news, he will likely be found soon then. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-15-2005, 10:37 PM
He will be found by morning. Hopefully he can give some information to help us locate the Abomination Forge. :D :D :p :p
milagros317
09-16-2005, 12:25 PM
I hope he's been found by now. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-16-2005, 06:31 PM
We have found Primus One Zero. Seems to be peaceful and friendly. Unfortunately he is a bit cryptic to talk to. :D :D :p We are setting up a formal meeting now. :D :D
General Zod
09-16-2005, 06:34 PM
I wonder if he likes ice cream :xpulcy: :p
kurchatovium
09-16-2005, 06:45 PM
You are welcome to come to the meeting and ask him gen.zod. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-16-2005, 08:53 PM
I wonder if he speaks entirely in bits. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-16-2005, 08:57 PM
Well more or less his answers are either Affirmative or Negative not much else. LOL :p :D :D :p
milagros317
09-16-2005, 09:00 PM
Well, affirmative is better than 10011010100110010101000101. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-16-2005, 09:02 PM
Very true. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-16-2005, 09:03 PM
He will never be the center of attention at a dinner party with just affirmative and negative, however. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-16-2005, 09:10 PM
From what I can see they dont hold many dinner parties out here. So it is likely not too be a problem. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-16-2005, 09:38 PM
No dinner parties? Well, the sooner we finish our mission and get home, the better. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-16-2005, 09:43 PM
Well we do still have lots of ice cream and other goodies. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-16-2005, 09:45 PM
Excellent. Time for an ice cream break then. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-16-2005, 09:47 PM
A most excellent ideal. Setting up this meeting with Primus One Zero will take some time anyway. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-16-2005, 09:49 PM
* puts 10 cookies and 5 scoops of ice cream in a large bowl, adds lots of whipped cream, chocoloate syrup, and sprinkles *
* devours it all *
:D :p
kurchatovium
09-16-2005, 09:53 PM
*puts 7 scoops of chocolate ice cream in a bowl, adds chocoloate syrup, and chocolate sprinklies *
milagros317
09-16-2005, 09:54 PM
7 scoops? Your apetite has grown. :D
kurchatovium
09-16-2005, 09:58 PM
Well I had to make up for the fact I did not have any cookies with it. :p :p :D :D
milagros317
09-16-2005, 10:08 PM
That explains it, no cookies. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-16-2005, 10:29 PM
A well balanced meal IMHO. :D :D :p :p
milagros317
09-17-2005, 07:29 AM
A very healthy meal, IMHO. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-17-2005, 06:35 PM
Definetly high energy. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-17-2005, 08:46 PM
Definitely not low fat. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-17-2005, 08:57 PM
or low carb. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-17-2005, 09:01 PM
But it tasted good. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-17-2005, 09:16 PM
Very^99 good. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-17-2005, 09:39 PM
As the late Buddy Hackett once said, calories are what nature puts into food to make it taste good. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-17-2005, 09:43 PM
A very wise man. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-17-2005, 10:03 PM
Yes, very^99 wise indeed. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-17-2005, 10:08 PM
He probably liked ice cream too. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-17-2005, 10:09 PM
He certainly did. Especially chocolate ice cream.:D :p
kurchatovium
09-17-2005, 10:11 PM
Very wise man indeed. :D :D :p
milagros317
09-17-2005, 10:15 PM
He said that he had tried many, many diets over the course of his life, and that he had lost (and gained back) over 800 pounds, his weight going up and down like a yo-yo :D :p
kurchatovium
09-17-2005, 10:27 PM
Wow. :wowzer: :D
milagros317
09-18-2005, 07:07 AM
That represents a lot of dieting and a lot of overeating, too. :D :p
kurchatovium
09-18-2005, 06:28 PM
THE THREAD is now communicating with Primus One Zero. :D :D :p
General Zod
09-18-2005, 06:29 PM
I have Brach's mellowcreme pumpkin Halloween candy if anyone wants it :happyfloa :p
kurchatovium
09-18-2005, 06:31 PM
Ooooooooooooh very nice gen.zod. Thanks. :D :D :p
General Zod
09-18-2005, 06:36 PM
You are welcome Maybe Primus One Zero will like them :D :D
kurchatovium
09-18-2005, 06:39 PM
Not sure what a sentient data stream will like I guess. LOL :D :D :p
milagros317
09-18-2005, 06:40 PM
THE THREAD is now communicating with Primus One Zero. :D :D :p
It will be fascinating to get a report of that conversation. :D :p
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