The Self Referential Thread

[milagros317]

He will succed, I am sure. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Do we have any ideal who the other beings are in the batte? :D :D :p

[amk714]

I'm sure THE THREAD will succeed as well. :D :p

Sorry, I don't know who the other beings are. :( :p

[kurchatovium]

Maybe milagros might. We can always give that scanned image to THE THREAD as well to see if he can identify it. :D :D :p

[amk714]

True that, Kurch, true that. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Seems the demon is one of Methrobium's lieutenants according to THE THREAD. No report yet on the other being. :D :D :p

[amk714]

A lieutenant? We'll have to watch out for him. :D :p

[milagros317]

I suspected he was under Methrobium's command, but it is good to know for sure. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it is good to know. Still no report on the other beings yet. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, we will be patient and wait to find our who is fighting the octopus-shaped demon. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we have to be very careful. :D :p :D :p

[milagros317]

We don't want to rush into battle here in the lower reaches and Heaven. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We especially dont want to tick off any celestial divine beings here. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Exactly, we must be cautious and not offend the Powers That Be up here. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes most definetly we do not want to offend the Powers That Be. :D :D :D :p

[milagros317]

So let's hope THE THREAD can find out what's really going on. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmm he is telling me he has identified the other beings finally. He is double checking to make sure. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Excellent, I an anxious to hear about it. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am too. :D :D :p

[TKpervert]

It's ok to offend the powers that be.
Just don't piss off the DMV.

An octopus-shaped demon you titter ?
Anyplace I can find a pic of this critter ?

[milagros317]

Perhaps THE THREAD will make a post himself to tell us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Most likely he will not as he is also busy upgrading our security software. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

You will have to post when he tells you, then. :D

[kurchatovium]

Yes we communicate psychically with each other. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That saves you a lot of money on telephone bills. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and its a very high security link too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

True, I can't imagine hackers tapping into it. :D

[kurchatovium]

I certainly would hope they can't. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I wish I could communicate that way. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Maybe you can. Have you ever tried communicating with THE THREAD psychically. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I will have to admit that I haven't tried. I will try now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Good luck my friend. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Alas, I can't seem to reach THE THREAD psychically. :(
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Oh well keep trying maybe it will work at some point. Took me even awhile to figure it out. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, I will try again in a few days. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Sounds like a good ideal. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Meanwhile, we'll have to wait until he communicates with you. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed. Should not be too much longer I think. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I better wake up all the troops, then. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

It would appear the beings are Angelicans, angels who have yet to earn there wings. There are many of them but they are not doing well against this demon. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Should we prepare to attack the demon? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes. All stations on RED ALERT. De cloak and attack the demon at full force. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, here we go, blasting the demon with our enhanced space canons. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hit him with some of those divine missles if we have some left too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, we do, and we've scored a direct hit on his ugly head. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent keep firing at will. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We've cracked the demon's skull open and vaporized his brains. His tentacles are still twitching, but being burned up by our laser canons. He is dead. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Fantastic work. Dead is very good. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Dead and completely cremated now as well. The Angelicans are all cheering. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent, excellent. See if we can open up a hailing frequency to the Angelicans. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Our communications officer has already done so, you can speak with them now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Angelican General: Bless THE CREATOR you came just at the right time. Thank you for your help.

kurchatovium: You are most welcome. We are here to free the souls in The Well Of Souls so The Seraphim Queen maybe well again. We also need her help to destroy Methrobium once and for all.

Angelican General: A very daunting task. To free the souls you must make you way to the top most portion of HEAVEN. Unfortunately Methrobium forces seem to have infiltrated us here in the Heavenly Realms. So your journey will be a perilous one.

kurchatovium: They all seem to be that way as of late. LOL

Angelical General: LOL I know what you mean. My advice is take the Portal Gate at these coordinates to the next level of Heaven. There are 12 levels all told. This is the first. What most commonly refer to as Heaven is at the top level it is a immense area 1,000,000 times bigger than all the other leves combined.

kurchatovium: Wow

Angelican General: Yes it is giagantic so watch yourself. Also the portal I have given you the coordinates too is most likely guarded by more of Methrobium's troops so be on alert.

kurchatovium: Thank you for assistance.

Angelican General: You are welcome.

[milagros317]

Well, we have a long journey through many level ahead of us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup seems that always the case. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, no time to waste, so let's get headed to the portal he told us about. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Sounds good. All shields at 100% and cloaking at 100% and engines at full speed. :D :D :p

[amk714]

Congratulations on killing the demon! :D :p

[General Zod]

Hi everybody I am back Missed you all :grouphug:

[milagros317]

Glad to have you back, General Zod. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am very glad you are back General Zod. The widdle bunnies are glad too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We're about to go to a portal to the next level, General Zod. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Though it won't be so easy I think I am sensing demons by the portal's entrance. All stations on RED ALERT!!!

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, on red alert. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Lets scan the area and see if we can pick them up on our scanners. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, scanners activated. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent milagros keep me posted. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Our scanners show one major demon, and dozens of lesser demons. Too far away to identify them yet, but I'm sending a copy to THE THREAD.:D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have an ID on the lesser demons already they are Balgrogs. Very similar to that which Gandolf faced in LOTR. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That was very quick work by THE THREAD. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well it helps that he watched all the LOTR movies. Hehehehehe. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I didn't realize that he was a big fan of the Lord of the Rings series. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We both are. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He is probably identifying the major demon now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed he is. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

THE THREAD is always on the job helping us fight evil. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed he is. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I've told the troops to be ready to fight some more demons. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed we must be ready. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We are prepared for the battle ahead of us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I hope so Balgrogs dont die easy. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We are restocked with ammunition, and well rested. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

So all missles, torpedoes, and cannons are rearmed? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Absolutely! Rearmed and ready to be used in battle. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent work milagros. Excellent. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We do the best we can in the fight about evil beings. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed we do. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Any word on the identity of the major demon yet? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmm not yet THE THREAD is checking with Ylebus to see if he might know. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, we will await the response. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes Ylebus has his own database of demons. THE THREAD thought he might have a few on his that we dont have as of yet. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That sounds like a very valuable data base. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it is. Its not quite as big as ours but he may have some demons that we dont. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Working together would be beneficial then, to use both data bases. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we are in the process of linking both of our databases. For now though we have to goto this slightly longer procedure. We should have an answer soon though. :D :D :p :p

[amk714]

That's good news. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed it is. Hopefully we will have an ID on this major demon by tomorrow. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Sounds like a major battle coming up All my weapons are ready :happyfloa :happyfloa

[milagros317]

We are ready also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The ID on the major demon is as follows. He is a Portal Pit Lord. They can transport to any location in an instant. The instant I think we uncloak he will try to teleport on board. Arm all soldiers with the best swords and Holy Hand Cannons. Remember the instant we uncloak he will board so be ready. our regular weapons are good enough to take out the Balgrorgs I think. But lets be prepared before we uncloak. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Standing by to repel boarders with my sword and holy cannons :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent General Zod. Are all our troops armed and ready. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, we are all ready to fight a teleporting demon on sight. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Fantastic. I will decloak the ship then. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, we will all now de-cloak simultaneously. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*all the Armada uncloaks at once* :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The Portal Pit Lord has not teleported to my ship -- yet. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nothing yet here. Perhaps when we attack the Balgrogs? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We are ready to attack them at your command. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

By all means commence firing. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

*We blast away at the Balgrogs with canons, torpedos, rockets, and laser guns. Many of them die, and we keep firing.* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Great work. Hmmmmm internal scanners show no Portal Pit Lord yet. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We have killed every last Balgrog. :D :p

Do you think the Portal Pit Lord teleported to safety, that is, ran away?

[kurchatovium]

*A giant demon teleports behind kurchatvoium and thorws him thru the hull of the ship. Kurchatvoium quickly comes back inside with sword drawn*

I am thinking the answer to that question is no milagros. LOL :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Good luck fighting the Portal Pit Lord with your sword, Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks. :D

* draws sword and starts hacking at demon at incredible speed. Demon screams in agony. Demon throws kurchatovium threw the bottom hull and his sword goes flying down the ships main vent. Demon grabs kurchatovium again*

kurchatovium: I am getting pissed now.

*Pulls out 2 gigantic Holy Cannon Machine Guns and starts blasting away at the demon driving him back. Million of rounds pour into the monster and just as ammo runs out. The beast starts to move back towards kurchatovium crippled but still alive. kurchatovium flips switch on his guns and fires four mssles into the beeat which detonate and shatter the beast into a million pieces killing him.*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Very well done, Kurch. Bravo. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*picks up his sword on level 5*

Thank you milagros. :D :D :p

[amk714]

The Portal Pit Lord is no more! Long live Kurchatovium! :D :p

[milagros317]

The way to the portal now looks clear, and our scanners are detecting no more demons here. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks amk714. :D :D

The main ship has been repaired we are able to enter the portal milagros if all the other troops are ready as well. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Standing by for orders :xpulcy: :xpulcy:

[milagros317]

Yes, all the troops are ready. :D

[kurchatovium]

Excellent then lets enter the portal then. Cloaking and shields at 100%, engines at half speed. :D :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, entering the portal as you've ordered. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent keep me posted. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We've passed throught to the next level, still cloaked of course. Scanning for demons now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Fantastic milagros. Hopefully Methrobium's troops are not here as well, but I doubt we will be that lucky. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Still no demons showing up on our scanners. We will remain watchful. :D :p

[General Zod]

He is a sneaky demon isn't he?

[milagros317]

Methrobium is both sneaky and evil. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes very^99 sneaky and very^99 evil and unfortunately very^99 powerful. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

He's no match for us :D :D

[kurchatovium]

I am sure we will find a way to defeat him :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, I'm also confident that we can defeat him. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We will need The Seraphim Queen's help though. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We certainly will. And the help of the fine vorpal bunnies with us as well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes them too. :bunny: :wub: :D :D

[milagros317]

The vorpal bunnies have been training every day, perfecting their combat techniques. :D :p

[General Zod]

Don't forget the scouts :atom: :atom:

[milagros317]

Yes, our scouts have done a wonderful job for us. :D :p
:atom: :atom: :atom:

[kurchatovium]

Yes we have the best scouts in the entire cosmos. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That is why we have lots of bags of candied netrinos to give them as rewards. :D

[kurchatovium]

They love those candied neutrinos. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We still have a huge supply for future rewards. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well if you need more let me know THE THREAD can whip up another batch. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's good to know, THE THREAD is always supplying what we need. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Candied Neutrinos are yet another fine product of KTT. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, many wonderful things are available at KTT. :D :p

http://www.kurchthreadtech.com/

At reasonable prices, too.

[kurchatovium]

Although candied neutrinos are not for the general populous. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

They are too small to really satisfy most human beings. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

And also a bit dangerous too for your average human. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Fortunately, we have a huge supply of ice cream for the human crew members. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very true milagros. We are well prepared. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Of course, we have to thank THE THREAD for supplying most of the ice cream as well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it was very^99 nice of him. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He is very^99 nice and very^99 generous. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and very^99 wuvable too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Most certainly very^99 wuvable, too, and also very^99 wise. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup that too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Meanwhile, our scanners still show no demons are present on this new level. :D :p
But, could this be a trap?

[kurchatovium]

Hmm I think we need to go deeper into the area. Keep scanning. Engines ahead at Quarter speed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch. One quarter speed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Lets also push the scanners up to their highest sensitivity. It will take longer to scan but better we find something out there then get surprised. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, scanners now in super-enhanced mode. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Still not finding any demons, maybe they are all gathered at the level after this one waiting to ambush us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well it will take a long time to find things in the super enhanced mode, but better safe the sorry. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, so much is at stake here that we must be patient. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed. This is uncharted territory. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I have double checked that the scanners are working properly. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Good work. It will take most of the night to see if we can find anything. :D :D :p

[amk714]

I haven't found anything, but I'll keep looking as long as I'm awake. :D :p

[milagros317]

The morning has come, and still no signs of demons. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

No demons were found but there does appear to be a group of vessels in disrepair. It looks like the were severe battle here not too long ago. The beings seem friendly but no ID on them yet. We are going to those coordinates now to explore further. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, we are proceeding to the coordinates you indicated. :D :p

[General Zod]

I'll go and make sure all weapons are ready to be used I am also sharpening my sword which I named Rufus Xavier Sasparilla :p :bunny:

[milagros317]

That's a fine name for a sword, General Zod. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent work guys. The demons are long gone I think but the survivors of this battle may need our help. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, let's see what we can do to help them. :D :p

[General Zod]

Zatanna is standing by to assist the survivors Hopefully this isn't a trap :D :D

[milagros317]

We've made sure of that, no demons are present on this level. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I don't think it is General Zod, but you cant be too careful I guess. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We are just arriving at the scene of destruction now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Lets rescan the area to make sure there are no traps. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, rescanning now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent job. Keep me posted. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The scanners show that this region is entirely free of demons. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Fantastic. Do we have an ID on who the beings are here? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Some are angels who never earned their wings, and some are just Angels. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Great any beings unaccounted for or not ID'd? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Unfortunately many dead bodies of Angels. :( Also, many slain demons. :D :p

[General Zod]

Very sad to hear about the slain angels They will not be forgotten :(

[kurchatovium]

Yes very^99 sad indeed about the slain Angels. :cry1:

[milagros317]

Yes, they died valiantly, defending the lower realms of Heaven. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well I think we can decloak now and try to help those who survived. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

A very good idea I will leave you with Zatanna She will do all in her power to help the survivors I gotta call it a night :smilestar

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, decloaking and sending out the medical teams. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nite General Zod thanks for all your help. :D :D

[milagros317]

Our medical teams have been dispatched and are helping the angelic survivors. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent let me know how it is going. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Many of their injuries are treatable. Fortunately, our medical teams are trained in the physiology and biology of Angels. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have a great medical team. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, they're very^99 well trained. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The best in the cosmos. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, there are none better in the entire cosmos. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I agree very^99 much. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Now we know why we found no demons on this level, they died in this battle before we arrived. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes. I am trying to communicate with the angels to find out what is going on. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It would help us to know which demons were killed here and who sent them. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The hailing frequency is openned and we are chatting now. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Excellent, it will be interesting to find out what happened. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well there was major battle here between the Angels and Methrobium's forces. The forces were all destroyed but many have gone on to guard the portal here that would take us to the next level.:D :D :p

[amk714]

Well there was major battle here between the Angels and Methrobium's forces.

And I missed it? Darn the luck! Oh wait, they're not the Anaheim Angels, are they? Never mind. :p

[kurchatovium]

Well amk714 I think we will have a major battle when we goto the portal for this level. The Angels have given us the coordinates though.

[amk714]

I agree. Luckily, the Angels are here to help us out. :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, let's proceed to the coordinates that they gave us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed lets head there. All shields and cloaking at 100%. Engines at half speed. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

The 37th armored battalion,31st panzer regiment,7th Desert Bunnies and 7th shock army Vorpal Bunnies and I are ready for battle :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Excellent General Zod. We are proceeding to the coordinates for the Portal to Level 3. We expect to find some nasty demons guarding this portal according to went the survivng Angels have told us. Keep the scanners up and active and be ready for anything. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Have the scanners or scouts reported anything yet? :happyfloa :p

[kurchatovium]

Nothing yet but we are now finally getting close to the portals and I can tell from the widdle vorpal bunnies that they are sensing some evil. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, we will proceed cautiously. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Cautiously is good. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

What do the vorpal bunnies sense now? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

They are definetly sensing demons. We see anything on the scanners yet. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

No, the vorpal bunnies are more sensitive than our scanners, it seems. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes when it comes to demons they usually are. :D Lets got to ultra sensitive mode. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Everyone be on the guard The bunnies are chompin at the bit :happyfloa :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, scanners now in ultrasensitive mode. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Always remember guys if you suspect demons are about always watch the bunnies. They can spot a demon farther than any sensor made. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

And they are very^99 good at killing demons, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed they are. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

And wuvvable too :wub: :wub:

[milagros317]

Indeed, let's not forget that they're wuvable. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^99 wuvable and very^99 cuddly. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Oops, I forgot cuddly. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Its ok. I got it covered. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Aha, the scanners are now able to detect a huge gathering of demons on the other side of the portal, waiting in ambush for us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent are we able to ID these demons? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Unfortunately our scanners can't do that through the portal. But we can sense that there are at least 43,666 of them assembled. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmm maybe our scouts can figure out what and who they are? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Our scouts could do that, if they go through the portal. :D :p
:atom: :atom: :atom:

[kurchatovium]

Well lets send them there then cloaked. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, the scouts have been dispatched through the portal, cloaked. :D :p
:atom: :atom: :atom:

[kurchatovium]

Fantastic work. Hopefully we will find something out soon. :D :D :p

[amk714]

I wish the scouts good luck. :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm sure the scouts will do a good job, they always do. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Seems all the demons are Portal Fiends and Portal Pit Lords. Once we uncloak again the ship will likely be bombarded with demons teleporting on board. This is why the scanners had such a hard ime since the demons flicker between universes. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We will all have to be ready with our swords, then. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am thinking of a plan that might help us even the odds out a bit. :D :D :p