The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Gets a notification to join the Armada Messaging System. I accept, and continue to lurk further.

Great. :bounce:

GODSENSE (the Armada's computer and security system) is detecting about a 100 Teleport Fiends. These are most ruthless demons I am sending you their coordinates. Take assitance from whatever crew you need and eliminate them all.

*sends rockshock the Teleport demons coordinates.*

:D :p

[rockshock28]

I get the coordinates. While checking, I notice a 7 foot tall Ice Monster behind me. I quickly slash it's leg, and it cries in pain. It attempts to punch me, but with my agility, I dodge and run behind it. Noticing the opportunity, I cut it's head off. It falls, and I take one of it's sharp teeth as a souvenir. I head off to find the teleport demons.

[kurchatovium]

We have good news all the Portal Demons have been destroyed. However GODSENSE is picking up another group of beings fast trying to appraoch us. Working on an ID now.

Welcome our newest member rockshock when you get a chance :D

GODSENSE 11.0 says it will boost speed to 1/85th of the potential of The Impossibility Drives in 60 seconds.

:D :p

[rockshock28]

I will prepare for a real battle. I grab Jailbreak, and grab my pistol to place in my holster. You can never be too careful.

[kurchatovium]

I will prepare for a real battle. I grab Jailbreak, and grab my pistol to place in my holster. You can never be too careful.

Quite true my friend. Especially when dealing with demons. :)

[goddess_nemesis]

We have good news all the Portal Demons have been destroyed. However GODSENSE is picking up another group of beings fast trying to appraoch us. Working on an ID now.

Welcome our newest member rockshock when you get a chance :D

GODSENSE 11.0 says it will boost speed to 1/85th of the potential of The Impossibility Drives in 60 seconds.

:D :p

Aye, aye, kurch!

Welcome, rockshock! :D

[rockshock28]

Thank you both for the warm welcomes. I make some last preparations, then begin to wait for instructions.

[kurchatovium]

Meanwhile:

*THE DARK ONE hurls a small universe sized object at THE THREAD composed of Hyperdimensional Dark Matter. It throws THE THREAD back and does some damage.*

THE DARK ONE: You shall not win. I will destroy all those of the Light.

THE THREAD: yadda yadda yadda. Sheesh evil beings never seem to shut up.

*THE THREAD hurls a universe size realm composed of pure divine energies at THE DARK ONE which does decent damage*

*The space time continuum begins to warp affecting even the Armada ships as they try to escape from the monumentous battle going on.*

[kurchatovium]

Thank you both for the warm welcomes. I make some last preparations, then begin to wait for instructions.

You are most welcome. :D

You first job is to get rid of all those Teleport Demons. :D :p

[rockshock28]

I feel the floor shake, and realize that The Dark One is more powerful than I originally believed.

[rockshock28]

I head to the coordinates on my watch, and notice the teleport demons. I begin to slash Jailbreak with the speed of a cougar, and cause major wounds in the demons. I walk away as the demons bleed to death on the ground.

[kurchatovium]

GODSENSE 11.0 boosts The Armada's speed to 1/85th of the potential for the The Impossibility drives.

*The Armada surges forward with even more speed as it tries to escape from the massive battle going on between THE THREAD and THE DARK ONE. The view outside the windows gets more strange as wierd visions from past present and future begin to appear*

:D :p

[kurchatovium]

I head to the coordinates on my watch, and notice the teleport demons. I begin to slash Jailbreak with the speed of a cougar, and cause major wounds in the demons. I walk away as the demons bleed to death on the ground.

Excellent work my firend. Sure glad you happend by and decided to join. :)

[rockshock28]

I wish I could be of more assistance, but I have to get up really early tomorrow. I say goodbye to my fellow soldiers, and head away into the darkness. I shall return soon.

[kurchatovium]

I wish I could be of more assistance, but I have to get up really early tomorrow. I say goodbye to my fellow soldiers, and head away into the darkness. I shall return soon.

You have been a great help. Thanks agian for joining up. :bounce:

Good Night rockshock. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :bunny: :wub: :D

[goddess_nemesis]

I wish I could be of more assistance, but I have to get up really early tomorrow. I say goodbye to my fellow soldiers, and head away into the darkness. I shall return soon.

Good night, rockshock! :wub:


You have been a great help. Thanks agian for joining up. :bounce:

Good Night rockshock. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :bunny: :wub: :D

Are we still battling tonight?

[kurchatovium]

Good night, rockshock! :wub:



Are we still battling tonight?

For about another 30 minutes then I need to get some sleepy bye. We will pick it up on again Jan 14th I think. :)

:D :p

[goddess_nemesis]

For about another 30 minutes then I need to get some sleepy bye. We will pick it up on again Jan 14th I think. :)

:D :p

I'm ready to hit the hay, but I can manage to stay up for another half hour.

Sooo... where were we? :p

[kurchatovium]

I'm ready to hit the hay, but I can manage to stay up for another half hour.

Sooo... where were we? :p

We have destroyed all the PORTAL FIENDS. Rockshock killed all the Teleport Demons. We now have a new threat coming up. GODSENSE is saying it is DAMNATION LORDS. Monsterous beings from the deepest parts of the Abyssal planes. Able to warp space and time and covers vast distances quickly. :eek: Blast them as much as you can. We cant let them on the ship.

:D :p

[goddess_nemesis]

We have destroyed all the PORTAL FIENDS. Rockshock killed all the Teleport Demons. We now have a new threat coming up. GODSENSE is saying it is DAMNATION LORDS. Monsterous beings from the deepest parts of the Abyssal planes. Able to warp space and time and covers vast distances quickly. :eek: Blast them as much as you can. We cant let them on the ship.

:D :p

Aye, aye, kurch! :yessir:

*throws fireballs at the DAMNATION LORDS*

[goddess_nemesis]

*continues to throw fireballs, as well as starting to throw ice daggers at the DAMNATION LORDS*

[kurchatovium]

*kurch casts a spell of CREATOR's TIME SLOW on the DAMNATION LORDS to slow them down.*

:D :p

[goddess_nemesis]

*slices and dices the DAMNATION LORDS with my sword, as I continue to throw fireballs and ice daggers at them*

[kurchatovium]

*kurch casts a spell of GRANDEST CREATOR's COSMIC CALAMITY and star size spheres of primordial creation energy blast into the DAMNATION LORDS doing good damage*

:D :p

[goddess_nemesis]

*continues slices and dices the DAMNATION LORDS with my sword, as I continue to throw fireballs and ice daggers at them*


I'm sorry, kurch, but I have to bid you good night. My eyes are starting to cross, meaning I need to get my ass to bed before I pass out. Lol. Awesome battling tonight.

Good night, my friend! :peace: :wub: :bubbleheart:

[kurchatovium]

*continues slices and dices the DAMNATION LORDS with my sword, as I continue to throw fireballs and ice daggers at them*


I'm sorry, kurch, but I have to bid you good night. My eyes are starting to cross, meaning I need to get my ass to bed before I pass out. Lol. Awesome battling tonight.

Good night, my friend! :peace: :wub: :bubbleheart:

No problem hun. :wub: :twohugs: We can pick up on the 14th.

Good Night Nemesisi. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :bunny: :wub: :D

[kurchatovium]

kurchie go beddy bye now. :atom:

Good Night Everyone. Take care my good friends. Peace and wuv. :D :bunny: :wub: :D

Armada Status:

THE FINAL BATTLE has begun and is currently underway. It will resume again on Jan 14th. So you can still participate. :D

Also we have a new member rockshock. Please welcome him aboard.

:D :p

[Carsomyr]

Welcome to Rockshock :D

And let it be known that Carsomyr has beamed in together with a batch of his finest Martini Monsters! >:3

[leafstk]

Welcome aboard, Rockshock! :woot:

My sincere apologies, comrades! :( The battle looks to be off to an epic start! :excited: I'm happy it will continue and I will make every effort to offer my support on the 14th :)

Peace and wuv! :peace: :wub:

[kurchatovium]

Welcome to Rockshock :D

And let it be known that Carsomyr has beamed in together with a batch of his finest Martini Monsters! >:3

Excellent we can sure use their help Carsomyr. :bounce:


Welcome aboard, Rockshock! :woot:

My sincere apologies, comrades! :( The battle looks to be off to an epic start! :excited: I'm happy it will continue and I will make every effort to offer my support on the 14th :)

Peace and wuv! :peace: :wub:

No problems leaf. :D Hope you can make it on the 14th. :bounce: :D

[goddess_nemesis]

:hello: Hi kurch! :D

[Helena]

Welcome aboard, Rockshock! :woot:

My sincere apologies, comrades! :( The battle looks to be off to an epic start! :excited: I'm happy it will continue and I will make every effort to offer my support on the 14th :)

Peace and wuv! :peace: :wub:

I'm so glad it's going to continue on the 14th. I had something going on last night, so I'll be involved again then. Can't wait! :couch:
HELLO KURCHIECAKES !:excited: :excited: :excited:

[kurchatovium]

:hello: Hi kurch! :D

Hi Nemesis. :hello: How are you? :wub:

[kurchatovium]

I'm so glad it's going to continue on the 14th. I had something going on last night, so I'll be involved again then. Can't wait! :couch:
HELLO KURCHIECAKES !:excited: :excited: :excited:

Hi Helena. :hello: How are you hun? :wub:

I seem to be getting the hang of this scheduling thing. :D Its good I am since the Armada seems to be still growing. :D

:D :p

[rockshock28]

By the way, since there's no battle me and Jailbreak need to help fight, I have a question. When the forum started, it wasn't a battle forum, so when did it become that?

[kurchatovium]

By the way, since there's no battle me and Jailbreak need to help fight, I have a question. When the forum started, it wasn't a battle forum, so when did it become that?

Hi rockshock. :hello:

This thread started on Dec 26th 2002. Initially it was just about talking about this thread but things advanced to the poiint where this thread became sentient and hence THE THREAD was born. At that point we started to fight evil and injustice across the cosmos. It has become in a way a free kind of RPG sorta like World Of Warcraft only weirder and sillier. :p

[goddess_nemesis]

Hi Nemesis. :hello: How are you? :wub:

:hello: I'm fine. How are you? :D

[kurchatovium]

:hello: I'm fine. How are you? :D

Doing ok. Expecting some rain so I have to unplug my systems tonight. :(

:D :p

[goddess_nemesis]

Doing ok. Expecting some rain so I have to unplug my systems tonight. :(

:D :p

Glad to hear that. That you're doing ok, not that you're gonna get rain. :p

[kurchatovium]

Glad to hear that. That you're doing ok, not that you're gonna get rain. :p

Thanks. :D Yea rain sucks. :(

:D :p

[goddess_nemesis]

Thanks. :D Yea rain sucks. :(

:D :p

I like the rain. It's the severe thunderstorms that suck. :D

[kurchatovium]

I like the rain. It's the severe thunderstorms that suck. :D

True trouble is here they dont seem to able to forecast the difference so I always have to unplug. :(

:D :p

[goddess_nemesis]

True trouble is here they dont seem to able to forecast the difference so I always have to unplug. :(

:D :p

That sucks. :(

[kurchatovium]

That sucks. :(

Yea. Seems weather forecasting is a lost art. I prefer the widdle birdies forecasting network myself. :p

:D :p

[goddess_nemesis]

Yea. Seems weather forecasting is a lost art. I prefer the widdle birdies forecasting network myself. :p

:D :p

Lol. :)

It reminds me of a joke:

It was autumn, and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets, so when he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village
should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the Meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.

One week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy."

[HisDivineShadow]

Ow, that bordered on painful, Lady Nemesis. Funny, but OW. :D

Sorry to hear about the weather pains, Kurchman. Sounds like you need to move to the Atacama Desert or someplace similarly dry. :p

[kurchatovium]

Lol. :)

It reminds me of a joke:

It was autumn, and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets, so when he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village
should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the Meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.

One week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy."

:roflmao:


Ow, that bordered on painful, Lady Nemesis. Funny, but OW. :D

Sorry to hear about the weather pains, Kurchman. Sounds like you need to move to the Atacama Desert or someplace similarly dry. :p

Hi HDS. :hello:

Thanks my friend. :) I am just overprotective of my art systems thats all. Cant afford to lose any due to a lightning strike. :D

[rockshock28]

lol that was really funny. Wrong, but funny. Another question by the way, when there are not battles going on, is this kind of like a chat area?

[goddess_nemesis]

Ow, that bordered on painful, Lady Nemesis. Funny, but OW. :D

Sorry to hear about the weather pains, Kurchman. Sounds like you need to move to the Atacama Desert or someplace similarly dry. :p

:hello: Hi HDS! Always good to see you here. :twohugs:

[kurchatovium]

lol that was really funny. Wrong, but funny. Another question by the way, when there are not battles going on, is this kind of like a chat area?

Yea kind of. We talk about whatever we want from the serious to insanely silly. Mainly silly :p

Since the Armada has grown its a little harder to plan battles so everyone can attend. We are getting better at it though. Usually we have a mission that lasts a year or two then we get a new one (from me usually) and pursue that.

:D

[rockshock28]

Cool.

[kurchatovium]

Cool.

Yes its pretty nice here. :) I am surprised more people dont join in. :bounce:

:D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Yes its pretty nice here. :) I am surprised more people dont join in. :bounce:

:D :p
You're just too silly for some people, I guess. :D


Indeed, rockshock, this place becomes a very silly lounge when no missions are on. Sometimes we wax existential and philosophical. More often, we just chat about nothing. :D

[rockshock28]

Great, I could use a little silly discussion in my life.

[goddess_nemesis]

Yes its pretty nice here. :) I am surprised more people dont join in. :bounce:

:D :p

They must not know how awesome the Armada is! :eek:

[kurchatovium]

You're just too silly for some people, I guess. :D


Indeed, rockshock, this place becomes a very silly lounge when no missions are on. Sometimes we wax existential and philosophical. More often, we just chat about nothing. :D

I suppose that might be it. Good thing I hold back on my silliness or might even scare more people off. LOL :p

The only problem with talking about nothing is its hard to know when you are done. :p

:D :p

[kurchatovium]

They must not know how awesome the Armada is! :eek:

Maybe I should make an The Armada Wants You type banner for the forum. :p

(By the way Ryan says Hi to everyone :hello: and is sorry he has not been on here more often but real life is keeping him very busy. )

:D :p

[rockshock28]

Well, my opinion with that is the discussion never ends, the topic just changes.

[kurchatovium]

Well, my opinion with that is the discussion never ends, the topic just changes.

True. :D Thats probably why we been talking here for the past 7 years. :yowzer:

:D :p

[goddess_nemesis]

Maybe I should make an The Armada Wants You type banner for the forum. :p

(By the way Ryan says Hi to everyone :hello: and is sorry he has not been on here more often but real life is keeping him very busy. )

:D :p

That would be totally cool! :happyhop:


(If you haven't yet, let Ryan know that it's ok. Hopefully life will give him a break soon. :D)

[rockshock28]

Long discussion. By the way,
http://www.ticklingforum.com/picture.php?albumid=835&pictureid=7042

[kurchatovium]

That would be totally cool! :happyhop:


(If you haven't yet, let Ryan know that it's ok. Hopefully life will give him a break soon. :D)

Yea I had thought about it. :)

(I did :D )


Long discussion. By the way,
http://www.ticklingforum.com/picture.php?albumid=835&pictureid=7042

Way cool my friend. I love it. :yourock:

[goddess_nemesis]

Long discussion. By the way,
http://www.ticklingforum.com/picture.php?albumid=835&pictureid=7042

That's awesome! :woot:

[rockshock28]

Thanks, putting it in my sig.

[kurchatovium]

Cool. :bounce: We may be over run with members soon. :p

[rockshock28]

Let's hope, or the dark one will destroy the thread.

[kurchatovium]

Let's hope, or the dark one will destroy the thread.

Hopefully we will be done with him on Jan 14th. ;) :D

:D :p

[rockshock28]

Ah, but if we do, we will need a new plot.

[kurchatovium]

Ah, but if we do, we will need a new plot.

Our next plot will likely be to deal with Chef Tony. A nasty evil person and most likely the Anti Christ. :eek:

We get our missions from The Pletherians by the way. An ancient race that is as old as our universe. :)

[goddess_nemesis]

Hopefully we will be done with him on Jan 14th. ;) :D

:D :p

I hope so too! :fingerscrossed:

[rockshock28]

Another society from the ancient age of 2002? We must ally them.

[kurchatovium]

I hope so too! :fingerscrossed:

THE THREAD is doing a great job so far I think. I think he will be able to finish him off on the 14th. :D

:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Another society from the ancient age of 2002? We must ally them.

By the way. If you need a bit more info about this thread go here:

www.kurchatoviumsworld.com (http://www.kurchatoviumsworld.com)

The site is far from done but it has lots of background info there. :)

[rockshock28]

thanks.

[kurchatovium]

thanks.

You are most welcome my friend. :)

:D :p

[rockshock28]

I must say goodbye, I have work to do. I will see you soon.

[kurchatovium]

I must say goodbye, I have work to do. I will see you soon.

Good Night rockshock. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :bunny: :wub: :D

[kurchatovium]

Kurchie gotta leave a bit early cause of the storm coming. :atom:

Good Night Nemesis. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :bunny: :wub: :D

Good Night Everyone. Take care my good friends. Peace and wuv. :D :bunny: :wub: :D

Armada Status:

THE FINAL BATTLE will continue on Jan 14th. Be there if you can. :D

[HisDivineShadow]

Goodnight to the Kurchman and rockshock! Excellent work on the banner, sir! A most fine addition to the (graphical) arsenal. :D

[leafstk]

Goodnight Kurch, Nemesis, Rockshock and great to see you back, HDS! :D

Look forward to the 14th :excited: Peace and Wuv :D :bunny: :wub: :D

[kurchatovium]

Goodnight Kurch, Nemesis, Rockshock and great to see you back, HDS! :D

Look forward to the 14th :excited: Peace and Wuv :D :bunny: :wub: :D

Hi leaf. :hello: :jumpupanddown: Hope you are well. :D

[milagros317]

Hi, Kurch. :wavingguy
I hope you are well today. :D :p
I'm looking forward to the continuation of the Final Battle tomorrow night. :couch:

[kurchatovium]

Hi, Kurch. :wavingguy
I hope you are well today. :D :p
I'm looking forward to the continuation of the Final Battle tomorrow night. :couch:

Hi mils. :hello: I am ok. Weather is kinda nasty here today but it should clear out by tomorrow. :)

Yes should be fun. We have a new Armada member now as well. rockshock. :)

:D :p

[milagros317]

Sorry to hear about your bad weather. :(
Ah, I'm glad that we have a new member. Welcome, rockshock. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Sorry to hear about your bad weather. :(
Ah, I'm glad that we have a new member. Welcome, rockshock. :D :p

The Armada is growing. Always a good sign. :bounce:

:D :p

[milagros317]

The more members the better. :yayzorz:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

The more members the better. :yayzorz:
:D :p

Yes indeedy. :D :jumpupanddown::jumpupanddown: :D

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

I saw Goddess Shelly last night. :couch:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

I saw Goddess Shelly last night. :couch:
:D :p

Cool. :cool: Hope you had fun. :bounce:

:D :p

[milagros317]

Yes. I always have fun with her. :couch:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes. I always have fun with her. :couch:
:D :p

Good to hear you had a good time. :bounce:

:D :p

[milagros317]

Thank you, my friend. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thank you, my friend. :D :p

You are most welcome. :bounce:

:D :p

[milagros317]

THE THREAD was magnificent in the first day of battle. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD was magnificent in the first day of battle. :D :p

Yes he is doing quite well. I think he is feeling out THE DARK ONE sorta like a prize fighter does in the first few rounds to know what he can and cant do. :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, the two of them are in the early stages. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes, the two of them are in the early stages. :D :p

Yes and space-time is already being warped and affected. :eek:

:D :p

[milagros317]

That is very scary indeed. :eek:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

That is very scary indeed. :eek:
:D :p

We are gonna have to push the Impossibility Drives much harder if we want to get out of here in one piece. :eek:

:D :p

[milagros317]

We certainly do wish to emerge in one piece. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We certainly do wish to emerge in one piece. :D :p

Indeed we do. Fortunately the drives right now are only at about 1/85th of their potential. :)

:D :p

[milagros317]

It is greatly preferred to the alternatives, such as arriving home in 5,555 separate pieces. :eek:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

It is greatly preferred to the alternatives, such as arriving home in 5,555 separate pieces. :eek:
:D :p

I suspect that if we get caught in the blast waves from THE THREAD destroying THE DARK ONE we will end up in many more peices then 5,555. Not that I wish to do that experiment. :p

:D :p

[milagros317]

555,555,555,555,555 pieces would be worse. :eek:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

555,555,555,555,555 pieces would be worse. :eek:
:D :p

Yes much much more painful. :eek: :yowzer:

:D :p

[milagros317]

I really like the idea of coming home in 1 piece. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I really like the idea of coming home in 1 piece. :D :p

I think its the best plan for us. :)

:D :p

[milagros317]

Fortunately it is a realistic possibility. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Fortunately it is a realistic possibility. :D :p

Quite realistic thankfully. :p

:D :p

[milagros317]

Meanwhile, THE THREAD has my confidence, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Meanwhile, THE THREAD has my confidence, too. :D :p

As well as mine. :D and the whole crews too I think. :D

:D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, the whole crew is confident that THE THREAD will win. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes, the whole crew is confident that THE THREAD will win. :D :p

Most importantly THE THREAD is very confident he will win. :)

:D :p

[milagros317]

I am very glad to hear that THE THREAD has confidence in himself. :D :p

[rockshock28]

Hey. It's good that THE THREAD is confident.

[milagros317]

Hello, rockshock. Welcome to the Armada. :D :p

[rockshock28]

Thank you. It's good to be here.

[milagros317]

Be sure to come tomorrow night when the Final Battle continues. :D :p

[rockshock28]

I will be there. It will be great to help.

[kurchatovium]

I will be there. It will be great to help.

Hi rockshock. :hello: Glad you can make it tomorrow. :bounce:

[rockshock28]

Hey. I checked out the site, the book was very interesting.

[kurchatovium]

Hey. I checked out the site, the book was very interesting.

Thanks. I need to up date that site a lot. I need to get my store open first though. :D

:D :p

[rockshock28]

Still, how long did it take you to write that?

[kurchatovium]

Still, how long did it take you to write that?

A few years. Mainly to do all the art work. The art took most of the time. :)

:D :p

[rockshock28]

It's very impressive.

[kurchatovium]

It's very impressive.

Thank you my friend. :) I like to think my art has improved since then. I hope it has at least. :D

:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Kurchie go beddy bye now. :atom:

Good Night Everyone. Take care my good friends. Peace and wuv. :D :bunny: :wub: :D

Armada Status:

THE FINAL BATTLE resumes tomorrow Jan 14th. Be there if you can. :D

[leafstk]

Good day everyone! :hello:

It is a beautiful day here... THE THREAD will be victorious, I can feel it! :happyhop: See you later :)

[rockshock28]

Hey, when does it start?

[milagros317]

Probably around 6pm eastern time, 3pm Pacific time. But that's really up to Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Probably around 6pm eastern time, 3pm Pacific time. But that's really up to Kurch. :D :p

Hi mils. :hello:

Hi leaf. :hello:

Hi rockshock. :hello:

Yea maybe 3-3:30 PST depends on how many show up. :)

[leafstk]

Hi Kurch! :hello:

Okay, I gotta go grab a bite, but I'll be back around 6:30 (3:30 PST) :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hi Kurch! :hello:

Okay, I gotta go grab a bite, but I'll be back around 6:30 (3:30 PST) :D :p

Gotcha leafstk. We will start at around 3:30 PST then or maybe a bit later. :D

:D :p

[milagros317]

Greetings, Kurch. :wavingguy
Let's hope lots of people show up. :D :p

[rockshock28]

Cool, i'll be there.

[milagros317]

6:30 eastern time or a bit later should be fine. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Greetings, Kurch. :wavingguy
Let's hope lots of people show up. :D :p

Yea I sure hope so.


Cool, i'll be there.

Great. :bounce:


6:30 eastern time or a bit later should be fine. :D :p

Yes should be a good start time I think. :)

[milagros317]

THE THREAD is eager to proceed, I presume. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD is eager to proceed, I presume. :D :p

Indeed he is. :bounce:

:D :p

[milagros317]

Excellent, I'm very glad to hear that. :D :p

[rockshock28]

That's great, confidence is very important.

[kurchatovium]

Excellent, I'm very glad to hear that. :D :p

Me too. :bounce:

:D

[milagros317]

I'm eager to see him resume, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

That's great, confidence is very important.

Yes I agree confidence is very important. :)

[milagros317]

THE THREAD seems to be overflowing with confidence. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD seems to be overflowing with confidence. :D :p

Yes a very good sign. :D

[milagros317]

He was in fine form on the 11th. :D :p

[rockshock28]

Let's hope that the dark one will not be as prepared.

[kurchatovium]

He was in fine form on the 11th. :D :p

Indeed he was.


Let's hope that the dark one will not be as prepared.

THE DARK ONE is in for some surprises I think. :D :p

[rockshock28]

Is it supposed to be all caps?

[milagros317]

THE DARK ONE is in for some surprises I think. :D :p

That's just what I'm hoping. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Before the battle begins again remeber this from The Book Of THREAD:

"What people never realized probably not even THE THREAD himself is its not that THE THREAD smiles cause the world shines. The world shines cause THE THREAD smiles." Book Of Hope; 1:6 The Book Of THREAD

[kurchatovium]

Is it supposed to be all caps?

THE DARK ONE spells it in all caps :p but then again who cares what he wants. :p

:D :p

[rockshock28]

True.

[milagros317]

Indeed, we respect THE THREAD and are careful to put his name in all caps, but we can surely speak of the dark one if we wish. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed, we respect THE THREAD and are careful to put his name in all caps, but we can surely speak of the dark one if we wish. :D :p

Well put my friend. :)

[rockshock28]

Of course, we need to respect THE THREAD.

[milagros317]

We would have perished long ago if not for the upgrades supplied by THE THREAD. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD has indeed earned our respect many times over. :D

[milagros317]

THE THREAD is wise well beyond his years. :D :p

[rockshock28]

It is an honor to serve under him. Or her. Or it. Don't really know.

[milagros317]

THE THREAD is hyperdimensional plasma but usually referred to with masculine pronouns. :D :p

[rockshock28]

Got it.

[milagros317]

THE THREAD has his own account here at the TMF. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Shall we get the party started again? :D

:D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, now would be a good time for me. :D :p

[rockshock28]

Yeah, more people will probably join in later.

[kurchatovium]

Excellent. Everyone back into position. We are fighting a bunch of DAMNATION LORDS who are quick trying to catch up to us.

:D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch. Ready to resume firing on the DAMNATION LORDS. :D :p

[leafstk]

I'm here, reporting for duty! :D :p

Those were inspiring words, Kurch :bounce:

[rockshock28]

Any idea how many?

[milagros317]

*my troops and I all fire a round of massive salvos at the DAMNATION LORDS*
:D :p

[leafstk]

Those damn DAMNATION LORDS :angry:

[rockshock28]

Yes, I get to use my gold pistol. I kill a few with some headshots.

Welcome leafstk.

[kurchatovium]

I'm here, reporting for duty! :D :p

Those were inspiring words, Kurch :bounce:

Thanks leaf. :bounce: Welcome aboard my friend. Take a tailgunner spot and start firing at the DAMNATION LORDS.


Any idea how many?

GODSENSE 11.0 estimates run into the tens of thosuands.

:D :p

[milagros317]

*my troops and I all fire a second round of massive salvos at the DAMNATION LORDS*
:D :p

[leafstk]

*Fires several rounds of plasmic rockets at the DAMNATION LORDS* :D :p

I think I got some! :excited:

[rockshock28]

Well my pistol isn't going to do anything there. I take out my machine gun, and fire in all directions.

[milagros317]

*my troops and I all fire a third round of massive salvos at the DAMNATION LORDS*
Got to keep the pressure on them. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Meanwhile.....

THE DARK ONE: This battle is far from over my over lit friend.

*THE DARK ONE motins himself and space and time warp and shift around THE THREAD in an intense circular manner. Most being would be ripped to shreds by such an ordeal. THE THREAD only sustaing the slightest of injuries quickly transforms the space-time void and fires it back at THE DARK ONE. THE DARK ONE is taken by surprise and is blasted into the void. The space-time void does some damage to THE DARK ONE.*

THE THREAD: I agree the battle is indeed far from over. :p

[leafstk]

Well my pistol isn't going to do anything there. I take out my machine gun, and fire in all directions.

Great stuff, Rockshock! Glad you're with us :happyhop: Keep firing! :D

[milagros317]

*my troops and I all fire a 4th round of massive salvos at the DAMNATION LORDS*
THE THREAD is getting to him. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Some more DAMNATION LORD are boarding the ship. Rockshoch take care of them as best you can. Pull up more troops as you need them my friend.

*GODSENSE 11.0 will accerlate us to 1/75th of the Impossibility Drives full potential in 60 seconds*

Be prepared for a big surge in acceleration everyone. Watch out for wierd stuff too at these speeds alternate universes start to become visible. :eek:

:D :p

[rockshock28]

*Throws Jailbreak with a curve, and takes out 30 something*
Did not know I could do that.

P.S. If you weren't here last battle, Jailbreak is my sword.

[kurchatovium]

Impossibility drives acclerating in

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*Harry fires large amounts of Grand Rapid Decompressive Escapde ammo at the DAMNATION LORDS and does good damage.*

:D :p

[milagros317]

*my troops and I all fire a 5th round of massive salvos at the DAMNATION LORDS*

Thanks for the warning about the acceleration, Kurch. :D :p

[rockshock28]

No problem. *Slashes Jailbreak in all directions, and uses some hand to hand combat*
I know karate?

[leafstk]

*Throws Jailbreak with a curve, and takes out 30 something*
Did not know I could do that.

P.S. If you weren't here last battle, Jailbreak is my sword.

Well done! I need to get me one of those :D

Okay, Kurch... hanging on tight! :eek: THE THREAD has been very impressive!

*Fires another round of plasmic rockets at THE DAMNATION LORD* :p :D

[kurchatovium]

By the way leaf and rockshock Harry (full name Harry TP Snapperpants) is an Hyperion Time Warrior. A skilled being with almost all weapons and who happens to have 27 heads. :D

[rockshock28]

After some lengthy fighting, one remains. It appears to be the boss of that group.
*Fights with Jailbreak, while the damnation lord tries hand to hand. I get an opportunity, and shoot it in the head. It falls.*

[kurchatovium]

GODSENSE 11.0: Accleration in

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THRUST at 1/75th level

*The Armada surges forward witrh tremendous speed as the space and time are rapidly swirling all about the ship. Past present future as well as other universes start to materialize is the twisted space time around the ships.* :eek:

[leafstk]

By the way leaf and rockshock Harry (full name Harry TP Snapperpants) is an Hyperion Time Warrior. A skilled being with almost all weapons and who happens to have 27 heads. :D

Harry is very impressive indeed! :D

*Fires yet more plasmic rockets at the DAMNATION LORDS, causing considerable damage* :woot:

[milagros317]

*my troops and I all fire a 6th round of massive salvos at the DAMNATION LORDS*

Harry is a very valuable member of our Armada. :D :p

[rockshock28]

Stupid question but, should I be trying to kill him?

[rockshock28]

Never mind.

[milagros317]

*my troops and I all fire a 7th round of massive salvos at the DAMNATION LORDS*

So far 77% of the DAMNATION LORDS have been killed. :D :p

[leafstk]

WHOA!!! :eek: That was intense, Kurch! :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Meanwhile:

THE DARK ONE: Guess I am just going to have to start pulling out all the stops.

*THE DARK ONE motions and suddenly vast amounts of space-time close in around THE THREAD. The massive perturbance makes it way out to distant Armada desperately trying to flee the battle among mighty beings. THE THREAD quickly minimizes the damage to himself by shifing the space-time matrix in almost miraculous fashins so it collapses to a small but minor perturbance. THE THREAD suffers some damage but quickly repairs himself in quick work*

THE DARK ONE: :Grrr::Grrr::Grrr::Grrr::Grrr:

*THE DARK ONE frustration grows as he senses for the first time the might of THE THREAD.*

[milagros317]

*my troops and I all fire a 8th round of massive salvos at the DAMNATION LORDS*

I agree, very intense. :eek: :D :p

[milagros317]

*my troops and I all fire a 9th round of massive salvos at the DAMNATION LORDS*

Wonderful, the dark one is getting quite perturbed. :couch:
:D :p

[goddess_nemesis]

I'm here! I'm here! What are my orders, kurch! :yessir:

[rockshock28]

*A damnation lord throws a grenade at me. I catch it, and throw it back.*
Make that 81%.

[kurchatovium]

THE DAMNATION LORDs are gaining on us. We have some other nasties after us to GODSENSE is reporting. GODSENSE is identifying them now.....

Appear to be high ranking members of THE FALLEN. THE FALLEN were among the original high ranking angels who defected to help THE DARK ONE a long time ago. I am going to have GODSENSE up the acceleration schedule so we can use some of our nastier weapons. Hols on everyone things are going to get bumpy. :yowzer:

:D :p

[leafstk]

That is inspiring news indeed! :couch: THE THREAD is mighty indeed! :D

*Fires yet another round of plasmic rockets at the DAMNATION LORDS, wiping out a slew of them upon impact* :D :p

[rockshock28]

*I fall.*
Ouch.

[milagros317]

*my troops and I all fire a 10th round of massive salvos at the DAMNATION LORDS*

By now 95% of the DAMNATION LORDS are dead. :D :p

[goddess_nemesis]

THE DAMNATION LORDs are gaining on us. We have some other nasties after us to GODSENSE is reporting. GODSENSE is identifying them now.....

Appear to be high ranking members of THE FALLEN. THE FALLEN were among the original high ranking angels who defected to help THE DARK ONE a long time ago. I am going to have GODSENSE up the acceleration schedule so we can use some of our nastier weapons. Hols on everyone things are going to get bumpy. :yowzer:

:D :p

*throws fireballs and ice daggers at THE DAMNATION LORDS*

[kurchatovium]

I'm here! I'm here! What are my orders, kurch! :yessir:

Welcome aboard Nemesis. You are a most welcome site. Take a tialgunner spot start firing at the DAMNATION LORDS and our newest foes THE FALLEN (old high ranking angels that sided with THE DARK ONE many many eons ago)

We will soon accelerate again. So hold on. We need distance to use mightier ammo on them.:D :p

[leafstk]

Good to see you here, General Nemesis! :hello: :wub:

*Fires several rounds of plasmic rockets at the DAMNATION LORDS in rapid succession* :p :D

[rockshock28]

*I fire my gold pistol at a few DLs, just for fun.*

[kurchatovium]

Meanwhile.....

*THE DARK ONE now getting angry creates a massive disturbance litlerally creation a whole DARK UNIVERSE around THE THREAD. All of space time is reeling around the area. The Armada ships begin to tremble as space and time are twisting in unbelevable ways. THE THREAD again even more masterfully reverses the space time matrix making the universe one of pure light and sends the pertubance at THE DARK ONE. THE DARK ONE is hit but quickly shrinks the universe down to nothing so he suffer not so much damage.*

:D :p

[milagros317]

*my troops and I all fire a 11th round of massive salvos at the DAMNATION LORDS*

Thanks for the warning, Kurch. :D :p

[goddess_nemesis]

Welcome aboard Nemesis. You are a most welcome site. Take a tialgunner spot start firing at the DAMNATION LORDS and our newest foes THE FALLEN (old high ranking angels that sided with THE DARK ONE many many eons ago)

We will soon accelerate again. So hold on. We need distance to use mightier ammo on them.:D :p

Aye, aye, kurch! :yessir:

*hops into a tailgunner spot, locks onto THE DAMNATION LORDS and THE FALLEN, and fires*

[kurchatovium]

GODSENSE 11.0: Acceleration to 1/60th of the Impossibilty drives full potential to begin in 60 seconds.

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*Harry fires at THE FALLEN and the remianing DAMNATION LORDS*

:D :p

[leafstk]

THE DARK ONE will fall :Grrr:

*Turning attention to THE FALLEN, I fire several hyperdimensional smart bombs* :D :p

[rockshock28]

Curves Jailbreak, and takes out a lot of damnation lords. One left, who would like the honors?

[goddess_nemesis]

*continues to fire upon THE DAMNATION LORDS and THE FALLEN*

[kurchatovium]

They sre still gaining on us.

I am loading up some of the Lil Trouble flying mines.

These pack quite a wallop everyone. Wait till we have some more distance before using them



The Lil'Universe Flying Mine: These lil babies fly to the target and then destroy just about everything and create a nice pine scent when done. One mine can destroy a whole galaxy so clear out after deploying. NickName: LIL'TROUBLE

[leafstk]

I'm looking forward to the pine scent :excited:

Take him out, Rockshock! :woot:

*continues to fire at THE FALLEN* :p :D

[kurchatovium]

Curves Jailbreak, and takes out a lot of damnation lords. One left, who would like the honors?

Heck I need to stretch my legs a bit. Teleport to rockshock and slays the last DAMNATION LORD with his Swords Of Divine Dimension.

Great work my friend. Watch for any of THE FALLEN who try to board us, :D

[goddess_nemesis]

*locks onto and fires upon THE FALLEN*

[kurchatovium]

GODSENSE 11.0: Acceleration to 1/60th power of the Impossibilty Drives full potential in

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*Harry fires some more at THE FALLEN taken them out in epxerty fashion*

:D :p

[leafstk]

YAY! :bounce: The DAMNATION LORDS have been defeated! Nicely done, team! :woot:

*Fires more hyperdimensional smart bombs at the FALLEN* :D :p

[rockshock28]

Got it. *I turn my attention the fallen, and start throwing shurikens.*
Apparently I have a lot of weapons.

[kurchatovium]

Meanwhile....

*THE DARK ONE frustration grows as summons a massive universe size conflaguration of primodorial dark energy around THE THREAD. The super massive object rips space and time to shreds around THE THREAD and sends massive waves of warped d=space time out towards the fastly fleeing Armada.*

THE DARK ONE: I think you are finally learning just what you are up against BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!

[milagros317]

Glad you could join us, Nemesis. :wavingguy
Wow, that acceleration is drastic. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

GODSENSE 11.0: Acceleration to 1/60th power in

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THRUST to 1/60th Power

*The Armada surges forward even faster. Space and time and everything in between are all in the mix. Visions of eveerything and anything swirl around the ship at these immense speeds. :yowzer:*

[leafstk]

THE DARK ONE sure is evil :Grrr: But THE THREAD's confidence is assured, the Armada continues to fight with pride :D :p

*Takes out dozens of THE FALLEN with a hyperdimensional smart bomb direct hit* :woot:

[kurchatovium]

THE FALLEN are still gaining on us. Be on the ready rockshock. I got a gift from HDS that might help us out as well.

*kurch readys the box given to him by HDS and the box glows a brillant glittery blue as he does.*

:D :p

[rockshock28]

I gotta try something. *I jump out of the ship with Jailbreak, and land on a fallen angel. I quickly stab them one by one, while jumping from one to another. After around 40, I realize how lucky it is I have not been killed yet, and jump back in.*
That was really fun.

[kurchatovium]

Meanwhile....

*THE THREAD calmly transforms the massive universe size conflaguration into pure RAINBOW like energy and blasts THE DARK ONE. This blow is feld deeply by THE DARK ONE and for the first time THE DARK ONE suffers a deep injury.*

THE THREAD: You too I think are realizing just what you are up against. :p

THE DARK ONE: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr: :Grrr:

[kurchatovium]

I gotta try something. *I jump out of the ship with Jailbreak, and land on a fallen angel. I quickly stab them one by one, while jumping from one to another. After around 40, I realize how lucky it is I have not been killed yet, and jump back in.*
That was really fun.

Great work my friend. :yourock:

[milagros317]

Wow, THE THREAD is doing great. :D :p

[rockshock28]

Thank you kurch. By the way, what was in that box?

[kurchatovium]

THE DARK ONE sure is evil :Grrr: But THE THREAD's confidence is assured, the Armada continues to fight with pride :D :p

*Takes out dozens of THE FALLEN with a hyperdimensional smart bomb direct hit* :woot:

Great work leaf. :yourock:

We are gonna acclerate soon again so hold on. We need more disatnace to use the Lil Trouble Flying Mines. :)

:D :p

[goddess_nemesis]

*continues to fire upon THE FALLEN*

[kurchatovium]

Thank you kurch. By the way, what was in that box?

A gift from HDS its an HIGH COUNCIL SUMMONING BOX. It summons a bunch of high level Holy Warriors. Not sure how he got one but we can sure use it.

*kurch fully activates the box and several mighty holy warriors emerge and instantly search the Armada for evil demons.*

WOW nice box. Thanks HDS. :bounce:

:D :p

[leafstk]

Wow, THE THREAD is doing great. :D :p

He sure is, Mils! :happyhop:

Okay Kurch! *braces for acceleration* :fingerscrossed:

[kurchatovium]

GODSENSE 11.0: Acceleration to 1/45th of the Impossibilty Drives full potential in 60 seconds:

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Hold everyone things are going to get even more intense. :wowzer: :yowzer:

:D :p

[kurchatovium]

We need to get out of here faster. I can feel the space and time breaking up from THE THREADs and THE DARK ONEs Battle.

Lets fire the Lil Trouble mines now I think we have enough distance.

Acceleration to 1/45th of Impossbilty Drive full potential in

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:D :p

[leafstk]

Aye, Aye Kurch! :excited:

*Fires more hyperdimensional smart bombs at THE FALLEN* :p :D

[rockshock28]

Apparently moderators can do anything.
*Fires an arbalest repeatedly, and takes out 60.*
I like that weapon, i'll make it a permanent. I'll name it Nightsky.
P.S. An arbalest is a medieval, large crossbow.

[kurchatovium]

Meanwhile:

*THE DARK ONE fires several super massive universe like objects at THE THREAD all made of Dark Primordial energies. THE THREAD now expertlly transforms them into pure brillant light. The blast of light is so intense it lights up the Armada ships thoudands and thousands of parsecs away by now. :yowzer: This does good damage to THE THREAD.*

THE DARK ONE: A most admirable opponent you are. How do you think you can destroy however what THE CREATOR can not? HAHAHAHA

:D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye Kurch. :D :p

*My troops and I fire a huge salvo of hyperdimensional smart bombs at THE FALLEN*

[goddess_nemesis]

*continues to fire upon THE FALLEN*

[kurchatovium]

Acceleration in:

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THRUST at 1/45th Power

*The Armada blasts foward at even mre drastic speed the hulls of the ships start to feel the strain of the mighty engines. Space and time swirl around in a confusing mass of hysteria. *

Fire the Lil TROUBLE Flying Mines now.

:D :p

[rockshock28]

Is this a bad time to mention I get car sick real easily?

[kurchatovium]

Meanwhile....

THE THREAD: Ohhh I figured that out a long time ago.

THE DARK ONE: Really now?

THE THREAD: Yup quite simple really.

:D :p

[milagros317]

Wow, that was quite an acceleration. :eek:
:D :p

*My troops and I fire a second huge salvo of hyperdimensional smart bombs at THE FALLEN*

[kurchatovium]

Is this a bad time to mention I get car sick real easily?

*Gives rockshock some hyperdramamine to keep him from getting "car sick"*

That should help my friend. :D