The Self Referential Thread

[milagros317]

Wonderful! The third salvo has removed the last two heads and torn open the body of the demon. He has fallen and is dying. :D :p

[General Zod]

Outstanding Great job Jax-Ur He's the bunny who designed the rockets :wub:

[kurchatovium]

Excellent lets finish him off with a few photon torpedoes just to be sure. A nasty demon can't be dead enough for me. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Well said my friend :D :couch:

[milagros317]

Yes, we should burn the carcass to ashes, just to be on the safe side. :D :p

[General Zod]

Great idea Milagros See ya's tommorow night Bed time :wavingguy :wavingguy

[kurchatovium]

Nite General Zod. Thanks for all your help.

Quite true I would even love the ashes to be disintgrated into itsy bitsy particles. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, that's the safest way, then we'll never see the demon again. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very hard to come back to life from nothing. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, orders to that effect have been sent out. The demon's carcass is being reduced to ashes now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

A vaporized demon is the only kind of demon I can tolerate. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

The ashes will be vaporized as soon as the burning is done. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Sounds like the only kinda of demon a vorpal bunny could love. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The Cherubim are overjoyed with our efforts here. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmm we should meet with them too I think. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

They will be happy to talk with us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent. Sounds very good to me. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I hope you speak their language. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmmm let me ask THE THREAD. I am sure Ylebus does at the very least. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Great idea. THE THREAD speaks many languages. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes he does. The list gets bigger every day too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He is a very quick learner. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^99 quick. Hehehe :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We're lucky to have him helping our mission. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^99 lucky even. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I agree with that, completely. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I think all our troops would. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, they all appreciate what THE THREAD has done for us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and he appreciates the troops very^99 much too for all they do. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That is very^99 good to know. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Indeed. The THREAD is certainly a fine fellow. :D


P.M.S. There are exponents beyond 99, you know. :p

[milagros317]

I'm very^500 sure that there are. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hehehee I guess we did not want to overwork the very^99 good very absorbers. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Time for a hot chocolate break :bouncybou :bouncybou

[kurchatovium]

Hot Cocoa sounds like a fine ideal. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

I agree completely. :D *Makes some*

[kurchatovium]

How about some nice almond flavored biscotti to go with the hot cocoa?

*pulls out some freshly baked almond biscotti from the ship's oven*

Help yourself everyone. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Sounds very yummy Thanks Kurch :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

You are quite welcome General Zod. Nothing like a some cookies to go with hot cocoa. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Almond flavored biscotti sound wonderful to me. :D :p

[General Zod]

Amen my freind Gotta sign off for now Should be on tommorow night Take care dudes :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Nite General Zod. Take care my good friend. :D :wub:

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod. :D :p :wavingguy

[kurchatovium]

Wish General Zod could stay longer.

[milagros317]

Yes, but he needs his rest. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I know. The bunnies want him to stay longer too though. The bunnies wuv him very much. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm sure that he wuvs the bunnies, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The bunnies are very^500 wuvable to be sure. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, they certainly are. And they spread the wuv, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Wots and Wots of Wuv. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And they are very^99 good at spreading it. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^500 good even. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Have our very absorbers been improved? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

It definitely seems so. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

In that case I can say that the vorpal bunnies are very^500 wuvable. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed they are. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And they wuv us very^500 much. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes they do. :D :D :p

[Michael514]

After you've found victory and accomplished your goals, what next my friend?

[General Zod]

I know. The bunnies want him to stay longer too though. The bunnies wuv him very much. :D :D :p

i wish I could stay longer too I wuv the bunnies very much :wub: :wub: But I usually get up between 4 to 5 am east coast time Glad I did this morning That way I missed early morning rush hour in Columbus,Ohio

[milagros317]

I'm glad you avoided rush hour, General Zod. :D :p

[General Zod]

Milagros

Thanks Why do they call it rush hour when traffic's hardly moving? :idunno: :D :p

[milagros317]

Good point. :D :p
Maybe because they're all in a rush to get somewhere while not moving. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Glad to have you back General Zod. The widdle bunnies are very happy too. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Well I'm glad to be back How are things progressing on our quest? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have a meeting with the surviving Cherubim if you would like to attend. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I would very much like to attend Thank you for asking :bunny: :happyfloa :p

[milagros317]

I'd love to hear what the Cherubim have to say. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Great well lets all head over there then. Milagros you are, of course, invited as well. The Cherubim await. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*starts to head over there* :xpulcy: :xpulcy:

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, on my way. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*all head to the meeting. It is held in a cathedral like palace some what torn from ravages of battle yet still infinitely beautiful. There inside sit many surviving Cherubim. Innocent looking child like creature with the most beautiful wings.*

Halial: Thank you so much for stopping Methrobium's evil assistant. We would have all certainly perished had you not come along. My name is Halial. I will try to answer your questions.

kurchatovium: What happened here Halial?

Halial: Methrobium is preparing an assault on the foundation of Heaven. He hopes to insure the demise of our beloved Seraphim Queen and then attack THE HIGH COUNCIL. He hopes then he will have enough power and support to wage an attack on THE CREATOR himself.

kurchatovium: But THE CREATOR is all powerful cant he stop Methrobium.

Halial: If things get that bad I am certain THE CREATOR can defeat Methrobium but it will cost countless trillions and trillions and trillions of lives.

kurchatovium: I mean no disrespect but he can not stop him now and end this.

Halial: No worries kurchatovium. THE CREATOR knows you are a man of good faith because men of good faith have the courage to ask the questions that are difficult to ask. But to answer your question Heaven is very structured. THE CREATOR operates from his seat of power. His energy is so divine so all powering so consuming that to even look upon would result in the demise of almost any individual. If THE CREATOR has to come from his place of power to deal with this the battle will shock the very core of the cosmos. This is something even THE CREATOR can not control. The are rules for us all even THE CREATOR though his standards are quite different.

kurchatvoium: I see. We must stop Methrobium but we need to free the souls in The Well Of Souls to do this. For we need to The Seraphim Queen's help and she is growing more ill by the day. How to free these souls Halial can you tell me?

Halial: The details you will need to figure out for yourself. Freeing the souls is no easy task. However I know where you need to go. A holy place as old as time itself. Located here on this level.Let me elaborate....

[milagros317]

Right here on this level, that is good news. :D :p

[TKpervert]

Golly gee, this is all so complicated.
Can't we just bribe a few sleazy congressmen and get some anti-evil laws passed in the next day or two ?
Then everything would instantly evolve to peace and wuv, no more war.

A crummy Rolls Royce here and there is a small price to pay to save trillions of lives.

[milagros317]

Unfortunately, a majority of Congress consists of demons. :D :p

[General Zod]

Golly gee, this is all so complicated.
Can't we just bribe a few sleazy congressmen and get some anti-evil laws passed in the next day or two ?
Then everything would instantly evolve to peace and wuv, no more war.

A crummy Rolls Royce here and there is a small price to pay to save trillions of lives.

That's the pronlem with demons They don't obey the laws Plus the human race would be destroyed if the demons aren't stopped :D :D

[kurchatovium]

kurchatovium: Please continue Halial.

Halial: The Church Of Ages where you have learned many spells and have your staff is located here. The Priest of Ages were so devout. So steadfast in there faith that THE CREATOR allowed them to have a church in Heaven itself. It is a very holy place and potentially very dangerous for those lacking in faith. The good news none of Methrobiums forces can enter such a place. I find it so strange that Faith of man in his CREATOR is so paralyzing to a being as powerful as Methrobium. Even us Cherubim could not stop but his afraid of your faith. Rmemeber that. Use that to your advantage. For you will have to fight kurchatovium. This is your battle. The war against satan was a battle of Hate vs. Wuv. This is a battle of Blasphemy vs. Faith and as a man of Faith it is your battle.

kurchatovium: I thought it was going to be between The Seraphim Queen and Methrobium.

Halial: She is an essential part of fighting this battle. You can not win without her. Methrobium has too many allies, too many troops for you too win without her. She will aid you by helping to destroy many of Methrobium's troops. The main battle lies with you.

kurchatovium: Well I suppose I should get some more health insurance then. :-p

Halial: LOL. Ahh such a sense of humor. I wish we had more time to chat.

kurchatovium: So do I. This is such a wondrous place.

Halial: I know perhaps when things are back to normal. You can return. For now you must goto The Church Of Ages. The answers you seek are there.

[milagros317]

OK, now we know where to go next. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes Halial gave me the coordinates. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Sounds like a long and hard road is ahead of us But we will win in the end :wub: :wub:

[milagros317]

Excellent news! We can proceed there. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed we can. All engines full speed. Shields and cloaking at 100%. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch! Full speed ahead with cloaking and shields at 100%. :D :p

[General Zod]

Well I gotta sign off sadly I will leave you with the holy rocket regiments is your capable hands With any luck I can be at a truck stop with WiFi connection tommorow night

Night gents Night widdle bunnies :wavingguy :wub:

[kurchatovium]

Nite General Zod. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well at least Methrobium's forces wont be at The Church Of Ages. :D :D :p

[Michael514]

So master kurchatovium, does this ever end and if so what then? :angel:

[natural tickler]

My lord, sorry for the disappearance, family matters to attend to, and some issues I had to clear up. I am finished with such issues, and ready to return to combat to serve, my lord

Please brief me on situation to catch up

[milagros317]

No, they sure won't be there. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Our current mission General NT is to free the souls trapped in The Well Of Souls. These souls are critical to The Seraphim Queen who has been keeping them alive by sacrificing her own energy. Alas she is almost out of energy and is growing very weak. If we do not free the souls she will persih and this will allow Methrobium (a Primordial evil being of THE COURT OF CHAOS) to attack THE HIGH COUNCIL and possibly even THE CREATOR himself. We must free these souls and then The Seraphim Queen and us can take out Methrobium.

Currently we are heading to an ancient Church. Called The Church Of Ages to help us in our mission. The Church is devoid of evil demons but is still a dangerous place for those of little faith. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The vorpal bunnies all have faith and will be safe there. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The bunnies I am sure will be fine. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We have confidence that you can figure out what to do about the Well of Souls, Kurch. :D :p

[natural tickler]

Our current mission General NT is to free the souls trapped in The Well Of Souls. These souls are critical to The Seraphim Queen who has been keeping them alive by sacrificing her own energy. Alas she is almost out of energy and is growing very weak. If we do not free the souls she will persih and this will allow Methrobium (a Primordial evil being of THE COURT OF CHAOS) to attack THE HIGH COUNCIL and possibly even THE CREATOR himself. We must free these souls and then The Seraphim Queen and us can take out Methrobium.

Currently we are heading to an ancient Church. Called The Church Of Ages to help us in our mission. The Church is devoid of evil demons but is still a dangerous place for those of little faith. :D :D :p


your orders, my lord??

[kurchatovium]

Head to the coordinates where The Church Of Ages is. Then we will setup an exploratatory team to go into the church to find the answers we seek. :D :D :p

Great to have you back by the way General NT. :D

[kurchatovium]

We have confidence that you can figure out what to do about the Well of Souls, Kurch.


Thanks milagros. It will be interesting to see what The Church Of Ages looks like. I have heard so much about it. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We will soon see, we are almost there. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes fortunately it was on the same level so its not too far away. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I am quite interested in seeing it myself. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Reports say it is quite an exquisite sight to behold. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I've been told that it's over a mile tall. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes quite tall, and amazingly enough its all made out of crystals, like topaz, amethyst, quartz, etc. Very beautiful colors and the whole thing glitters like a billion stars. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I think KTT should sell models of it. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well the Priest Of Ages had very strict rules about making money off the church. Considering how powerful they are as priests I thought it best not to tick them off. :D :D :p

[Michael514]

What do you do with the donations, if any?

[kurchatovium]

Well the Priest Of Ages is such an old order they actually predate money LOL. So I think the most likely they feel that they should just do good rather than hit people up for money. :D :D :p

[Michael514]

Do you feel confident that you are wiping out evil?

[milagros317]

OK, better not sell any models of it in that case. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well we already defeated Satan. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

THE POST deserves the most credit for that. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed he does. :D :D :p

[Michael514]

How well do you know the high priestess and can anyone meet her?

[kurchatovium]

As far as I know most of the Priests Of Ages have all expired. :D :D :p

[Michael514]

Then do you have any contact with them or just have their wonderous works?

[kurchatovium]

So far I just have a few of their works but having never been to the Church Of Ages it is possible their maybe a few left of the order. :D :D :p

[Michael514]

Do you feel their works are enough?

[kurchatovium]

Their works are quite powerful priestly objects. Capable of destroying the mightest of demons. If not for their works I doubt I would still be around. :D :D :p

[Michael514]

Do you ever fear that the demons may have advanced knowledge of the books and the good works you are learning and setting you up for the kill? If you go what then of us? Should you play it a little more cautious?

[kurchatovium]

These books are too holy for a demon to even look at, let alone hold in his demon like claws. So the only real problem is not going at all to The Church Of Ages. Demons operate off of fear; so from your Faith you must find the courage to do what needs to be done to fight the evil that exists. :D :D :p

[Michael514]

Then how is it if I listen to "The Doors" and drink a little booze? Does this invite those demons you speak of?

[kurchatovium]

Only the personal ones you may or may not have. Real demons are much more diabolical. :D :D :p

[Michael514]

Then that leads to my next question knowledgable one, how do I know they are sneaking up on me and how do I prevent such from happening?

[kurchatovium]

Adopt a vorpal bunny. Vorpal bunnies can sense a demon coming better than anything in the cosmos. :D :D :p

[Michael514]

How does one do this? I already have a mystic cat.

[kurchatovium]

Well the fastest and easiest way would be join our mission and you would be surrounded by bunnies. The other way is to apply to the high bunny council and wait till a widdle baby vorpal bunny becomes available. :D :D

[Michael514]

So how does one apply and what becomes of my MYSTIC CAT, which I never took much stock in?

[TKpervert]

OT

think I just gulped a virus

might be off the air for a spell

keyboard doing strange stuff

fingers crossed

[kurchatovium]

Osco) Consider your application already in. :D

TK) Good luck my friend.

[Michael514]

What if I have evil I don't know I have?

[kurchatovium]

Trust me you dont. :D


Time for even us hyperdimensional priests to get some sleep. Nitey Nite osco. :D :D

[Michael514]

See with this training I could become a true fighter of evil too! That's why so many questions!!!!

[TKpervert]

OT

Now the mouse is doing weird shit too.

With exaustive analysis I've narrowed the problem down to either hardware or software.

DAMN I'm good !!!

I'm going to do an XP system restore to seven days ago and let this pig machine rest overnight. I think all will be ok.

Sorry for the interruption, you guys get back to rescuing the cosmos from all malefactors (I think I just made up a new word).

Here goes nuthin......
.
.
.

[amk714]

Good luck with that, TK. BTW, malefactor is not a new word, as it's derived from the Middle English malefactour. But I'm sure that's not important to you right now. :p

[milagros317]

Time for even us hyperdimensional priests to get some sleep. Nitey Nite osco. :D :D

Hope you slept well, Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks milagros. Yes I did sleep very well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Now we will see what this fabulous church looks like. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed we will. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Is picture taking permitted? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am sure its ok. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Great! I will bring my hyperdimensional digital camera. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Just don't use any flash attachements. :D :D :p :p

[Michael514]

Then a video recorder is sufficient?

[milagros317]

Lighting in Heaven is quite bright, I'm sure I won't need the flash. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

yes a video recorder should be sufficient osco.

The lighting inside the church as well should be very bright as well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm sure the windows are enormous and colorful. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

* A glittering walkway made of various colored metals leads to a doors of The Church Of Ages. The church is at least a mile and half tall and sparkles with all the colors of the rainbow. The church is entirley constructed from precious and semiprecious stones from around the cosmos. How these stones were fused together so perfectly is anyones guess. Somehow it seems it was done to absolute perfection as the Church looks like it was carved from one giant crystal. Kurchatvoium reads the sign written in an ancient form of Latin that stands in fron of the walkway. *

The sign reads translated into English:

Behold The Church Of Ages
Keepers of the Faith.
Slayers Of The Unholy.
Servants Of The Creator.
All who believe. All who
are pure of heart are welcome
to this most holiest of places.


Please no smoking
as it tarnishes the crystal. Thank
you.

[milagros317]

A truly inspiring sight!! :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes quite a wondrous glorious sight. :yowzer:

:D :D :p

[Michael514]

When one enters this enchanted place, how should one dress and present him or her self?

[kurchatovium]

I dont think dress is important but rather ones emotions are. Free your mind of evil, selfish thoughts and fill your heart with wuv and all should be well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I think we are OK in our uniforms, but Kurch is right, they care about our hearts and souls, really. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and, of course, no smoking :D :p :p :D

[Michael514]

How do they know if one of us is straying and how do they deal with us if in fact we are? :confused:

[milagros317]

Not a problem for me, I never smoked. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Me neither. I never smoked. :D :D :p

[Michael514]

How do they know if one of us is straying and how do they deal with us if in fact we are? :confused:

Also do they reject you if you reject them and their ways.

[milagros317]

Nasty habit, smoking. Quite unpleasant. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am not certain osco this is my first time here in The Church Of Ages. We will discover I guess when we enter inside as to what is expected of us. :D :D :p

[Michael514]

I am not certain osco this is my first time here in The Church Of Ages. We will discover I guess when we enter inside as to what is expected of us. :D :D :p

Thank you for your faith and patience, brother kurchatovium.

[milagros317]

Maybe we can go in now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I think so. We have much to do. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I bet the inside is awe inspiring also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes most likely. I wonder if it is locked, I would imagine it is not most churches are always open. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

*goes to door*
It's unlocked, and it's quite light for such a tall door. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Wow indeed. Look at this door milagros must weigh over 100 tons and its balnaced so perfectly you can move it with a single finger. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, it's taller than a football field's length, but moves easily. We can go in. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes lets go in. Amazing construction though. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Even the insides of the door lintel are all precious crystals. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Wow this place is truely fantastic. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Breathtaking! :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Wow this floor is solid crystal as well and it is inlaid with other multicolored crystals. You cant even see the seams where they meet. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The ceiling is so high that I can't even see it well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Man the floor even looks like it is lit from below. I have no ideal where the light is coming from. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Well, I'm taking lots of pictures that we can analyze later. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes a very good ideal milagros. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Fortunately, my hyperdimensional digital camera can store 555,555,555,555 pictures. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Does it use hyperflash memory cards? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Actually, I don't know what's inside it, I just read the specs of what it can do. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Did you buy it at KTT? :D :D :p If you did I have some extra hyperflash memory cards you can use. :p :p

[milagros317]

Of course I bought it at KTT. :D :p

http://www.kurchthreadtech.com/

[General Zod]

Hi guys Online for a bit today Sorry I couldn't get online last night No connection at that truck stop :wavingguy :wavingguy :p :bunny:

[milagros317]

Too bad there was no connection, which is obviously not your fault. Always good to see you here, General Zod. :D :p

[General Zod]

Thanks Milagros Glad to be back Although bed time at 8:30 pm Should be around more this weekend and a bit friday night :bouncybou I see we have found our next level :D

[kurchatovium]

Welcome back General Zod. Actually we are on the same level we just investigating The Church Of Ages which the Cherubim were kind enough to give us the coordinates too. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

What a beautifil place this is I wonder if I could say a prayer for the souls of the planet Krypton here :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am sure you can. Be careful though. This place though devoid of demons has traps to make sure only those most worthy may gain the knowledge that is held here. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Roger on the traps :D :D

[kurchatovium]

There may also be some holy artifacts here that could be of great use to us. Again we must be careful cuase I am sure the priests that use to reside here did not want them to fall into the wrong hands. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Yes we must not let the artifacts fall into the wrong hands The enemy could cause a lot of trouble if they got their hands on them Shall we send out any scouts and maybe post some guards? :D :D :atom:

[kurchatovium]

Its too dangerous I think General Zod. The priests were very careful here so that only a few might enter into to its inner sanctum. The info and objects here are some of the holiest artifacts in the entire cosmos. If too many beings start storming in it might set off all sorts of traps. I think its best if just you, me and milagros, the other generals and maybe a vorpal bunny or two come in. It would be a good too have a bunny or two with us as this may help demonstrate that we have the purest of intentions. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Very good idea Kurch I know we all have the purest of ntentions for being here :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks General Zod. This order is very ancient at least by human standards. It was started at least 100,000 years ago. It seems almost as soon as man came onto the seen on Earth the order was begun. Although much of its origins and much of the order itself remains a mystery. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That is quite old indeed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

It is considered to be the most devout order in the whole cosmos. This is why it is the only church with a branch actually in Heaven itself. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That is quite a privilege, a church in heaven itself. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed its is hard to find a church of theirs at all. Let alone one in heaven. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I've never noticed any on earth. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The locations are quite secret. Most are hidden under deep caverns that require special keys or codes in order to gain entrance. The places are so secure for they contain the holiest of artifacts and must be guarded at all costs. :D :D :p

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

The locations are quite secret. Most are hidden under deep caverns that require special keys or codes in order to gain entrance. The places are so secure for they contain the holiest of artifacts and must be guarded at all costs. :D :D :p


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Vorpal Temple

[milagros317]

The locations are quite secret. Most are hidden under deep caverns that require special keys or codes in order to gain entrance. The places are so secure for they contain the holiest of artifacts and must be guarded at all costs. :D :D :p

That explains why I've never seen one. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well with any luck you will get to see all of this one milagros. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I wonder if anyone or anything has ever been foolish enough to try and stael any holy artifacts :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I had hear of one nefarious group of crimnals that tried. They were vaporized by a beam of holy light. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Serves that gang right :smilestar :smilestar

[milagros317]

That's just what they deserved. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Never piss off the Priests Of Ages. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

This is a wise policy, never get them mad at you. :D :p

[General Zod]

Words to live by :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The Priests of Ages don't fool around. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Especially if you try to steal holy artifacts. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Then they get very angry indeed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well thet dont really get angry they just get even. LOL ;) :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

That shows that they are very wise indeed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

They even say a nice little prayer for those that are vaporized afterwards. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I find that quite amusing. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The priests are really very nice I just would not advise stealing their stuff. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Fortunately, I have no such intentions. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Sounds like very wise thinking milagros. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I will even ask for permission before taking pictures of their holy objects. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Also a good ideal. If you do get vaporized though I am sure I can talk the priests into saying a really great prayer for you. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I find that to be of very little comfort. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

They do really great prayers. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I still find that to be of very little comfort. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

They even use incense. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

That stuff can be overpowering. The traditional Armenian church part of my family goes to has that. Looks impressive and all, what with the air of the times when the church was a towering force like no other, but if they swung it too long you'd find yourself in danger of suffocation. :p

[kurchatovium]

The Priest Of Ages incense smells like Orange Marmalade I hear. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I think being vaporized would make me not care about the incense. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vaporization can be a real downer even with a real good prayer afterwards. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, that is precisely my point. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

It is really nice incense though. I am sure even HDS would like it. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I don't doubt the high quality of the incense. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yea its really top notch stuff. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I wouldn't mind smelling it in use after somebody else is vaporized. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Best incense in the whole cosmos. Though it is hard to appreciate if you have been vaporized. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It would be best to smell it after Chef Tony has been vaporized. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

That would be very^99 good indeed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It would take a lot of incense to cover up his smell. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

That's why you have to vaporize the vapors. *Nods sagely* :D

[kurchatovium]

See it always pays to ask a vaporization expert what to do. :D :D :p :p

[Michael514]

Do you or the bunnies feel that they're are certain members of TMF that need to be vaporized?

[kurchatovium]

I leave those kind of vaporization decisions to those of higher ranking than me. :D :D :p

[Michael514]

If they find a member who may need to be vaporized, do they contact you so you can warn them to change or do they just act on their own abilities?

[kurchatovium]

The Priest Of Ages do not contact me. I am not even sure there are even any memebers of the sect left. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

They're around, they're just very good at not being found. :D

[kurchatovium]

Ahhhhhh just like the Monty Python skit "How Not To Be Seen." Hehehe :D :D :p :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Indeed. :D Milagros seems to be practicing the art on this night. :p

[kurchatovium]

LOL true. I was never very good at it I keep coming out when my name is called. Hehehe :p :p :D :D

[amk714]

Indeed. :D Milagros seems to be practicing the art on this night. :p

Do you mean the art of vaporization? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The fine art of "How Not To Be Seen" amk714. :D :p :p