The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Thanks General NT and again welcome back. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Good to see you here again, General NT. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Always great to have General NT back. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He is a very^99 loyal and capable officer. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I quite agree. General NT is an excellent officer. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I wonder when and where we will encounter Methrobium. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Most likely back in The Realm Of Faith. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I hope that you are prepared for the battle. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I hope so too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, because quite a lot depends on the outcome. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed it does. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's why all good beings will be rooting for you. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I can use all the moral support I can get. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

You will have plenty of moral support, from humans, vorpal bunnies, and angels. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thank you very much. All support is graciously welcomed. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Hey ya'll Just takin a few and stoppin in to say hey :bouncybou :wavingguy How is everyone? :D Up here in Conneticut Home of the worst drivers in the U.S. Not a lot of net time tonight sadly

[Ray<3tiklishft]

This thread makes me wonder what everyone is talking about.

[kurchatovium]

We are all fine General Zod. Hope you are well too. Thanks for checking in. Peace and wuv my friend. :D :D :wub:

[HisDivineShadow]

Up here in Conneticut Home of the worst drivers in the U.S.
If that isn't the truth I don't know WHAT is. :D

The major villains always have such huge ambitions...destroying the High Council, THE CREATOR...why can't they ever keep it simple, like a crusade against dandelions or something? :p

[kurchatovium]

The drivers in Conneticut are worse then the drivers in LA? :yowzer:

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Hey ya'll Just takin a few and stoppin in to say hey :bouncybou :wavingguy How is everyone? :D Up here in Conneticut Home of the worst drivers in the U.S. Not a lot of net time tonight sadly

I'm glad to know that New York drivers are not the worst. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Is glad to know LA drivers are not the worst either. LOL :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Good to see you here, General Zod. Have a safe drive south. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Always good when General Zod comes by. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I hope HDS comes by also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Me too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We could discuss the monument with him if he drops by. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed that would be a good ideal I think. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Very^99 good since he is the one who is designing it. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I agree completely. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I think the monument will be quite a tourist attraction. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am certain it will be though we have to decide where to place it as well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's true, it hasn't been decided yet. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

No it has not, but we need a good location. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do you think the locations will be on Earth? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Not likely Earth is not quite ready for billions of alien visitors. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's very sad for the Earth, then. :(

:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well better in the long run. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

What are the top choices for its location? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well I think HDS would know better than me. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, I will save that question for him. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

He has been around a lot longer than any of us. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I didn't know that. How old is he? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

As least as old as The Pletherians. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's quite old indeed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed it is. :D :D :p

[kered]

Then he has seen much, being that old.

[milagros317]

That may be why he is so wise. :D :p

[kered]

Yes, he is wise.

[General Zod]

The drivers in Conneticut are worse then the drivers in LA? :yowzer:

:D :D :p

Yep Out in LA and the surrounding areas it is just too much traffic :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I'm glad to know that New York drivers are not the worst. :D :p

Even New Yorkers will let me change lanes :D :bouncybou

[kurchatovium]

There is lots of traffic in LA General Zod. Its why I am glad I am trying to set up a business out of the home. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

There is lots of traffic in LA General Zod. Its why I am glad I am trying to set up a business out of the home. :D :D :p

Smart man I wish you much luck and happiness with it :D :D :wavingguy

[kurchatovium]

Thank you General Zod. Here is a sample picture of what I hope to do for many happy paying customers. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

That is a very nice pic :cool2: :rotate:

[kurchatovium]

Thank you very much. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That is a very nice picture, Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks milagros. :D :D :p They will all be posted up to my website hopefully in a few weeks. :D :D

[milagros317]

You're welcome, it's a fine graphic. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes hopefully like I said there should be about 50 of those up in a few weeks on my site. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Wow, 50, you have been busy. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes lots has been going on but I need to spend more time getting my business site completely up. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, go ahead and get that done, it's actually important in the real world. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yeah I have to keep my widdle pet baby vorpal bunny well fed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, the wuvable little bunnies do like to eat. :D :p

[General Zod]

It is good to keep the widdle bunnies fed :smilestar

[milagros317]

A well-fed vorpal bunny is a happy vorpal bunny. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The widdle bunnies need lots of wuv too. Fortunately that is easy to supply in very^500 ample quantities. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, they are so cute and cuddly and wuvable, it is easy to supply the wuv. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and also wuv is free. hehehe :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, wuv is free, and that is wonderful. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^500 wonderful. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It is very^500 wonderful, and makes life worth living. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed it does. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We certainly all need wuv. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed we do. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's one of our most basic needs. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and part of a nutritious diet. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Diet? Can you really eat wuv? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Everyone needs lots of Vitamin Wuv. :D :D :p

[kered]

Wuv feeds the vorpal bunnies.

[milagros317]

Yes, the vorpal bunnies are always fed by wuv.:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Wuv is what makes the bunnies so good at killing demons. :D :D

[kered]

Very good indeed. :bunny:

[natural tickler]

My lord, a report from my underground sources

It is believed that Methrobium believes our weakness is our love for the vorpal bunnies, and in believing so, he will try to lure us to an isolated location, and try to destroy us when we arrive. He will try to locate the centralized location of vorpal bunny population and annihilate it. And then when we appear to save them, he and his forces will ambush us

response??

[General Zod]

I think we need to ambush him I wonder what his weakness is The Holy Katyusha rocket regiments are standing by

[kered]

The parrots are ready for battle.

[General Zod]

The parrots are ready for battle.

Parrots eh? What kind of powers do they have? :D :D

[kered]

Speech and flight, plus beaks and talons so hard they can tear through almost anything. They like the bunnies because they find them amusing.

[kurchatovium]

Thanks kered the parrots are very good allies. Glad to have them aboard. Parrots are also very very smart. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's good to have new allies, thanks, Kered. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

New allies are a very^99 good thing. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I must admit that I have never seen a parrot in combat before. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Our troops have always been quite unique. Like the Rubber Chicken Advanced Tactical Unit for example. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Of course, the RCATU is famous. :D :p

[General Zod]

I must admit that I have never seen a parrot in combat before. :D :p

Neither have I Milagros I bet they'll make great dive bombers As for the type of load they'll drop......................... :D :D :xlime:

[kurchatovium]

and as kered has stated their beaks and talons are razor sharpand can tear most anything to shreds. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

They can use those attributes to tear the hide off of demons. :D :p

[General Zod]

I bet they'd make great aerial recon Great for ambushing eveil doers :happyfloa :bunny:

[milagros317]

I'm sure they would excel at that also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Maybe even rip the demons to widdle shreds. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That would be a fine thing to see. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I quite agree. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

How many parrots have joined us? :D :p

[General Zod]

Maybe even rip the demons to widdle shreds. :D :D :p

And maybe.dare I say it?, poop on their remains with some holy crap? :xpeepsofa

[kurchatovium]

And maybe.dare I say it?, poop on their remains with some holy crap?

In the words of TRIUMPH The Insult Comic Dog, the demons are indeed "Good enough to POOP ON!!!"

LOL :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That would be a fine sight also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed it would. :D :D :p

[kered]

There are five parrots, all of different breeds and temperments. Gomez the Red-Lored leads them.

[kurchatovium]

Excellent kered. They will all be a fine addition to our troops I am sure. :D :D :p

[kered]

It was their idea to help. They are impressed by the bunnies and can watch them for hours.

[kurchatovium]

The bunnies are very fun and cute to watch. :D :D :p

[kered]

Indeed they are wuvvable and fun to watch. :bouncybou

[milagros317]

I think the parrots are wuvable, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed parrots are very^99 wuvable. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Not as cuddly as vorpal bunnies, though. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Vorpal bunnies are hard to beat in terms of cuddliness. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Extremely hard to beat in that regard, maybe only THE POST is more cuddly. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Quite true. I agree completely. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I like these parrots that Kered brought here. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

They are very^99 nice parrots indeed. :D :D :p

[kered]

The parrots can be cuddly when they want to be, though not like vorpal bunnies.

[milagros317]

They don't breed as fast as vorpal bunnies, either. :D :p

[kered]

That is indeed true, Great One.

[milagros317]

Actually, not even ordinary bunnies breed as fast as vorpal bunnies. :D :p

[kered]

As it should be. :jester:

[milagros317]

The vorpal bunnies have become quite fond of the parrots. :D :p

[kered]

The parrots are fond of the bunnies.

[General Zod]

I like parrots :bouncybou I just got some Girl Scout cookies Peanut butter tagalongs if anyone wants some :bouncybou :xpulcy: :D

[kurchatovium]

Nice to see to bunnies and parrots are getting along so well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, it is gratifying to see such different beings both spreading the wuv. :D :p

[kered]

It is only right. Normal members of both bunnies and parrots are considered as "food" in the wild.

[milagros317]

It would be nice to have more parrots, of course. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

More parrots would always be welcome. :D :D :p

[kered]

The five parrots that own me will be enough. Believe it. :cool:

[milagros317]

I only mention it because we have billions of vorpal bunnies and only five parrots. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well I am sure the five parrots kered has are excellent fighters. :D :D :p

[kered]

The parrots consider themselves an elite unit.

[milagros317]

Yes, I'm sure that they are champion fighters, in fact. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed kered we are very^99 lucky to have them. :D :D :p

[kered]

The parrots sided with the vorpal bunnies and absolutely hate demons. Parrots are^500 loyal and never betray friends.

[milagros317]

The parrots are a valuable and wonderful addition to our forces. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I agree completely milagros. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

In fact, I wuv the parrots. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

All the troops wuv the parrots. :D :D :p :wub:

[kered]

The parrots wuv the bright colors of the Thread. :xpulcy:

[kurchatovium]

Awww thank you kered. THE THREAD wuvs the parrots too. THE THREAD can put on an amazing light show too, very colorful. Perhaps he can enetertain the parrots sometime. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

THE THREAD can be very entertaining. :D

[kered]

The parrots like moving colors. They liked Christmas lights.

[kurchatovium]

Its a great show just ask milagros about it. :D :D :p

[kered]

I will ask Milagros sometime. The parrots say it is time to go "Nite Nite". :yawnface: :zzzzz:

[kurchatovium]

Nite kered. Nite parrots. Sleep well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's a hyperdimensional show, actually. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

I hope HDS comes by also. :D :p
HDS was off in DC, home of what are usually the fastest drivers on highways with speed limits. Sadly, many of them are diplomatically immune and can do as they please. :D Did HDS miss anything important?

[milagros317]

Well, we got some new allies in our war against the demons: parrots contributed by Kered. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Excellent! I've seen with my own eyes how ferocious parrots can be. Always good to have more allies. :D

[milagros317]

Yes, we all wuv our new parrots. :D :p

[kered]

The parrots are glad you feel that way. They say this is a pizza night.

[milagros317]

Pizza sounds good to me, as long there is ice cream for dessert. :D :p

[kered]

For dessert they love carrots. :couch:

[HisDivineShadow]

I may join them in that rather than ice cream. Too much sugar for this one. *Proceeds to peel and steam carrots*

[kered]

They enjoy company.

[milagros317]

Just the pizza for me, I won't have any carrots. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I want it all Pizza, Carrots, and ice cream. :D :D :p (And maybe one of those purple prilosec pills to prevent indigestion :p)

[General Zod]

Pizza and ice cream :bouncybou :bouncybou :xpulcy: I'll have broccolli on my pizza Hold the celery

[kurchatovium]

Yes no celery for me either. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm going to have lots of ice cream for dessert. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

*Steams many carrots* We're the best fed thread in the whole forum. :D

[General Zod]

Yes we are HDS I wish more people would join us :grouphug:

[milagros317]

Ten scoops of chocolate ice cream for dessert for me. :D :p

[kered]

*Steams many carrots* We're the best fed thread in the whole forum. :D
We will need our strength for the hard times to come.

[milagros317]

That's why we need lots of ice cream. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Lots of Ice cream is always a good thing. :D :D :p

[kered]

I wuv ice cream.

[milagros317]

THE THREAD keeps us supplied with massive amounts of ice cream. :D :p

[kered]

I wuv THE THREAD and ice cream.

[kurchatovium]

I think he made the pizza too. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

He's a chef supreme, much better than a certain chef I'll not name. :disgust:

[milagros317]

THE THREAD supplies us with all sorts of wonderful food here. :D :p

[kered]

The parrots do not like that other chef because he hurts bunnies.

[General Zod]

It always arrives fast as well

[kurchatovium]

Actually the original pizza recipe is from my grandma. THE THREAD has improved it and does a great job on making it on such a large scale. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

The parrots do not like that other chef because he hurts bunnies.

One of these days I will get that chef The bunnies will have their revenge :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty:

[kered]

The parrots say they like you, General Zod. :bouncybou

[General Zod]

I like the parrots as well Kered Shall I have the head armement bunny in my unit come up with an air to ground rocket launcher for them? :dogpile: :p

[kurchatovium]

Is happy to see everyone getting along so well. :D :redheart: :wub:

[kered]

Thanks, but no need. the parrots prefer the old fashion way tearing talon and ripping beak.

[kurchatovium]

Sometimes old fashioned is whats best. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It would be fun to see Chef Tony torn apart by the parrots. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed that would be a very^500 fun thing. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Well, someday we will have time for him. :D :p

[kered]

The parrots are looking forward to it. Now it's time for "Nite Nite". :yawnface: :zzzzz:

[kurchatovium]

Nite parrots. Nite kered. Sleep well my friends. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Good night, Kered. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Great to have kered and the parrots on board, :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, new people and other beings are most welcome here. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Always welcome with wots and wots of wuv. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, more wuv than most people can imagine. Tons of wuw. :D :p

[THE THREAD]

Wow. Cool our army is growing even bigger. :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Yup THREADIE even more people to help spread the wuv. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Wow. Cool our army is growing even bigger. :D :D
Yes, we are happy that it has grown. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^500 happy indeed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Moreover, I'm sure it will continue to grow. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am sure it will grow too. :D :D :p

[JoBelle]

This thing is still alive?

:wow:
Jo

[kurchatovium]

Indeed it is and its spreading wuv. :D :D :p

[Michael514]

How do we stop it or do we dare?

[natural tickler]

My lord, when is the meeting??

[milagros317]

This thing is still alive?

:wow:
Jo

How could you doubt that this fine and wonderful thread would still be alive, JoBelle? :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

I'm sure she was merely in awe of the longevity of this thread. :D

[milagros317]

I believe it is the oldest still active thread in the TMF. :D :p

[kered]

And the most important. :rotate:

[kurchatovium]

General NT the meeting is scheduled for today. :D

I think milagros is right that this is the oldest active thread. Wuv is a powerful force. :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Are all parties ready for the meeting with Warrior Angel McSqueezie? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, I'm all ready for the meeting. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent lets all head to the main room on the top level of my ship then. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, let's see what the warrior angel has to say. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*everyone heads into the main conference room. THE POST and Warrior Angel McSqueezie are already there.*

kurchatovium: Good to see you Warrior Angel McSqueezie. Glad to see you up and about again. I hope you and THE POST have been having lots of fun.

Warrior Angel McSqueezie: Thank you kurchatovium. Yes me and THE POST have been talking a great deal. :D :wub: Congratulations on all the demon butt kicking you have been doing. You have become an excellent warrior. I like to think I had some hand in your development but some how I think that is my own vanity.

kurchatovium: Nonsense Warrior Angel McSqueezie you helped me a great deal. Looks like we could use your help again.

Warrior Angel McSqueezie: Yes Methrobium is a dangerous ancient evil, as are most of his forces.

kurchatovium: He seems quite formidable as an opponent.

Warrior Angel McSqueezie: Indeed he is. A demon like Methrobium could have easily taken out Satan on his own if he wished. He is that strong but he is not invunerable.

kurchatovium: LOL well thats certainly good to hear.

Warrior Angel McSqueezie: True power comes from within. Not from a sword. Not from a gun. It is this power that Methrobium is powerless against. For it is a weapon you possess and he does not. The power of your immortal soul is a demonslayers true weapon.

kurchatovium: Thats well and good but I am not quite sure how to pummel or stab him with my soul. :D

Warrior Angel McSqueezie: Hehehehe. It is not that simple of course. You will know what to do when the time comes. Have faith.

kurchatovium: Can you tell us how to get to Level 6? So we can get this show on the road.

Warrior Angel McSqueezie: Yes I can give you the coordinates but be preapred for a big battle. Methrobium's forces are guarding it.

kurchatovium: Do you know what is happening here? How did Methrobium breech Heaven?

Warrior Angel McSqueezie: To be honest I do not know. I was sent her to help you save The Seraphim Queen and to help you destroy Methorbium.

kuchatovium: Nice to know I am not the only one without all the answers.

Warrior Angel McSqueezie: LOL Trust me you are not. We best get prepared for the battle ahead. Perhaps I can assist you in getting ready.

kurchatovium: That would be most welcome. Thank you Warrior Angel McSqueezie.

Warrior Angel McSqueezie: You are quite welcome my friend.

[milagros317]

Well, that was most enlightening. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed it was. :D :D :p

[RobAce]

Well I think Mil and Kurch better go and read my "News" thread in the general or the P&R...I know they will enjoy it...and I write it so I know I can bring my brand of humor to them, and they can spread it to the world. And I want to give the Vorpal Bunnies some more amuzement.
I am enlightening you to do so! :rolleyes: :rotate:

[kurchatovium]

Thanks robace I will give it a read now. :D :p

[milagros317]

It seems the battle is likely to take place soon. :D :p

[RobAce]

Enlighten me on the battle oh wise one Mil.

Rob

[milagros317]

Kurchatovium will do battle with the evil demon Methorbium, who must be destroyed in order to save The Seraphim Queen. For more details, read a few dozen pages back in this thread. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Natural tickler says that he thinks Methrobium's forces might try to take out the vorpal bunnies. I think perhaps Warrior Angel McSqueezie might be able to help us defend them. :D :D :p

[RobAce]

I now understand, thanks for the enlightenment!!
I will read, now I am interested!!

Rob

[milagros317]

That is a very evil plot, to take out the vorpal bunies. :D :p

[RobAce]

I could offer the support of my mighty armies of rabid chia pets if needed.
With a second wave of really pissed off platypuses.

Rob

[kurchatovium]

All are welcomed here robace. Help us fight evil and spread the wuv. :wub:

It is a simple miltary strategy Methrobium is using but effective. To slowly dismantle the most effective parts of someones troops and whittle them down till they are weakened for a full attack. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We will foil his wretched plans. :D :p

[RobAce]

Consider the troops sent! We shall overcome!

HAZZAH!!!!

Rob

[milagros317]

Excellent, it is great to get new allies. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent robace. Thanks a bunch. We can use all the troops we can muster. :D :D :p

[RobAce]

No...no mustard Kurch...I do have some of the Cavity Creeps on stand by though. Maybe a elite ketchup commando group or two..but no mustard.

Rob

[milagros317]

I've never seen a platypus fight before. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Any salsa troops??? :D :D :p

[RobAce]

Platypuses are very good fighters. Excellent decoys as well.

Salsa.....yes those are our paratroopers.

Rob

[kurchatovium]

Any Cheese Whiz Panzer Divisions?? :D :D :p

[RobAce]

Unfortunately the last desert battle was havoc on the Cheese Whiz division, we do have a unit of Graham Cracker Abrhams though.

Rob

[kurchatovium]

Ok that works out great we have lots of hot coco. Coco goes well with Graham Crackers. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Platypuses are very good fighters. Excellent decoys as well.

Rob

I am very glad to hear that. Welcome to the fine platypuses. :D :p

[RobAce]

I will call upon the forces of the mighty platypuses to avenge any harm done to the bunnies!

Rob

[kurchatovium]

The bunnies will be well protected. THE THREAD has informed me the new line of CREATOR's light weapons are now available at the armory.:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Excellent news, those light weapons are priceless. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed they should come in quite handy. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Very^500 handy in dealing with demons and other evil creatures. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed. I am learning some more priestly spells too. So we should be well armed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Your spells have been quite effective before. :D :p

[RobAce]

I wonder if Iguana Been Lauden would be an ally or a liability?

Rob