The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Most likely but we need to get the atomic scouts out tonight to make sure of their position. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Those reliable scouts are invaluable to us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed and now they are even faster. :yowzer: :wowzer:

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Fantastic! They were so fast before, this is hard to believe. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well THE THREAD improved and upgraded everything. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

THE THREAD often does amazing things. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes very^500 amazing at times. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He has done it again, speeding up the atomic scouts is very^500 amazing. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I quite agree. :D :D :p

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[milagros317]

I have the candied neutrinos ready for when they come back. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

They sent one scout back to say they need more time. Apparently the last two major demons are joining forces to protect the portal to level 7. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I wonder if we should find a way to get those two demons to fight each other :woot: :manicd: :D

[kurchatovium]

Well its not a bad ideal General Zod unfortunately I think both demons are so afraid of Methrobium that they will cooperate with each other no matter what. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

This looks like it will be our toughest battle so far. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes especially since one demon is a Captain and the other is a High Captain. These demons will be quite difficult to destroy and their troops will be a lot tougher as well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Well, I have restocked double the number of THE CREATOR's light bombs than I had before. :D :p

[General Zod]

I have restocked on a lot of Holy Katyusha rockets I even ordered some new launcher rails to have as spares :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Xyzior: Methrobium Lieutneant. Twenty armed sword wielding expert.

Quilliap: Methrobium Lieutenant. Large Floating Eye with over one hundred deadly spell casting eye stalks.

Razzor:Methrobium Lieutenant. Necromancer/Summoner can summon large numbers of undead and demons

Siox: Methrobium Captain. Has Petrification Vision/Hell Fire breath/Posionus Venom. Appears has Half Snake/Half man.

Kkak: Methrobium Captain: Is a High Priest in The Covenant Of Chaos. The evil counter part to the Church Of Ages.

Sumar: Methrobium High Captain. Martial Arts Expert. Conqueror Of Outworld.
Destroyer of at last count over 25,000 worlds


That is good news milagros and General Zod, we may need all those bombs and rockets. As you can see from the list Kkak and Sumar are the last two major demons on this level. We will need a good plan of attack for this battle. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

25,000 worlds seems like a lot to have destroyed. He doesn't sound like a kind being. :D :p

[General Zod]

I wonder if he destroyed Krypton :ignite:

[kurchatovium]

*the atomic scouts return*

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The news is even worse apparenty Sioxx has avoided our detection and has joined up with Kkak and Sumar. That is three major demons in one location. perhaps each of us should take one of them. What do you think?

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Wonderful! I'm sure that they have great information for us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The news is even worse apparenty Sioxx has avoided our detection and has joined up with Kkak and Sumar. That is three major demons in one location. perhaps each of us should take one of them. What do you think?

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

That sounds like a good plan, one demon each after we've destroyed their ships and the lesser demons with them. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Should we have a meeting to see who take what demon? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Only you could handle the High Captain Sumar, Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmm yes I think you are right. The other demons are no breeze either. The priests from the Covenant Of Chaos are not easy either. They are often called Anti-Priests. Also KKak is from a race of ancient savage evil beings. They can literally wipe whole civilizations off the map single handedly. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We had best prepare carefully for this battle, then. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we definetly need a good plan. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I wonder when General Zod will be available for a meeting. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmmmm not sure. I think probably tomorrow. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I hope so, he needs to be involved with the planning. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well we have a little time I want the atomic scouts to spy on them and see what more they can find out. This is too large a battle to leave things to chance. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, I will try to be patient. :D :p

[General Zod]

I will be here tonight and sunday as well :happyfloa :p

[milagros317]

That is great news, General Zod. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent news General Zod. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I am happy to be here for the upcoming major battle My powers are heat vision,super strength,freeze breath and I can fly at the speed of light I wonder which demon I would be best suited to fight :happyfloa :p

[milagros317]

THE THREAD's information about the three demons should help decide that. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Xyzior: Methrobium Lieutneant. Twenty armed sword wielding expert.

Quilliap: Methrobium Lieutenant. Large Floating Eye with over one hundred deadly spell casting eye stalks.

Razzor:Methrobium Lieutenant. Necromancer/Summoner can summon large numbers of undead and demons

Siox: Methrobium Captain. Has Petrification Vision/Hell Fire breath/Posionus Venom. Appears has Half Snake/Half man.

Kkak: Methrobium Captain: Is a High Priest in The Covenant Of Chaos. The evil counter part to the Church Of Ages.

Sumar: Methrobium High Captain. Martial Arts Expert. Conqueror Of Outworld.
Destroyer of at last count over 25,000 worlds

Well I am going after Sumar. Hmmmm the choice then is between Siox and Kkak. You know your abilities best to which do you think you match up better. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Milagros

Do you wanna handle Kkak? I am not too good against too much magic Siox sounds more up my alley :happyfloa :p

[milagros317]

Milagros

Do you wanna handle Klak?

Sure, I will take Klak. :D :p

[General Zod]

All the Holy Katyusha rocket regiments are on alert I replaced all the rocket tubes with new tubes The old ones were gettin a bit worn out :happyfloa :p

[milagros317]

THE CREATOR's light bombs of all sizes are ready to be deployed. We've got three times as many as before, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent looks like all systems are go then.

So I will take Sumar, milagros wil go after KKak, and General Zod will take out Siox. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Ready to proceed on your orders, Kurch. :D :p

[General Zod]

Ready to rock and roll here Kurch Got some good background music ready to play for the battle :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Lets wait until the scouts get back again. The should be able to give us current coordinates for our group of demons. They should be back shortly. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, we will be standing by for their return. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Its a big battle I like to have the most current information I can. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That is very wise of you, Kurch. :D :p

[General Zod]

Hopefully they all come back safely :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm sure they will, they are very^500 clever scouts. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thank you milagros. I hope it is. Only time will tell. :D :D :p

[Pokey]

Back and reporting for duty Kurch.

Hello Milagros and General Zod

[General Zod]

Hi Pokey

You are just in time for a big battle :dogpile: :dogpile:

[kurchatovium]

Welcome back Captain Pokey. We are preparing for a maor battle. Excellent timing. :D : D :p

[milagros317]

Hi, Pokey, good to see you here again. :D :p

[Pokey]

I am glad to be back and will give my best support for The Threads cause. :p

[kurchatovium]

Great. Thanks for your help Captain Pokey. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

When the scouts get back, we will be ready to go into the battle. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes should be any moment now when the atomic scouts return. :D :D :D :p

[Pokey]

I look forward to the scouts return.

[kurchatovium]

The scouts are back.

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[Pokey]

Are the scouts oK?

[General Zod]

What do the scouts have to say?

[milagros317]

I've got the candied neutrinos ready for them when they've made their report. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well we have the updated coordinates from the atoms. Apparently the three demons did realign their troops. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Very devious of them, but we expected it. :D :p

[Pokey]

They are very devious but not a match for The Thread

[General Zod]

It will do them no good They are just delaying the final outcome :evilha:

[milagros317]

Yes, I am also confident that we will vanquish them. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We are ready to depart then. All engines full speed. Shields and cloaking at 100%. :D :D :p

[Pokey]

What will be the best way to use the co-ordinates to go at the demons?

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, proceeding as you ordered. :D :p

[Pokey]

Ready to proceed on command and as ordered

[kurchatovium]

All systems are a go. Engage.

Pokey we will get near to where the coordinates are and stay cloaked while we launch a ssurpise attack. Hopefully we can damage much of the ships before they even know whats hit them. :D :D :p

[Pokey]

Engaging--------they are fighters!!

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch. Firing the first salvo of THE CREATOR's light bombs. :D :p

ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!!

[General Zod]

Fires the rockets at Siox's ship\\

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[kurchatovium]

Excellent monitor damage to all the enemy ship systems. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The first salvo of THE CREATOR's light bombs destroyed 55% of Klak's ships. Now firing the second salvo. :D :p

ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!!

[General Zod]

Fires off another salvo of rockets Hey,I like the way the sound



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[kurchatovium]

Excellent the first salvo of bombs destroyed about 45% of Sumar's ships. :D :D :p Firing second salvo now.

[milagros317]

The second salvo of THE CREATOR's light bombs destroyed another 38% of Klak's ships, for a total of 93%. Now firing the third salvo. :D :p

ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!!

[General Zod]

Fires off another salvo to destroy Siox's ship



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Starts to prepare for boarding Siox :evilha:

[General Zod]

Gents

I gotta run Yawning real bad now I'll continue the battle tommorow Peace and wuv and watch your backs fighting the demons :wub: :D :yawnface:

[Pokey]

Replenish your engergies General Zod----until tomorrow -a salute

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod, see you tomorrow. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Good Night General Zod. Take care my friend. :D :D :wub:

[milagros317]

The third salvo of THE CREATOR's light bombs destroyed the final 7% of Klak's ships. I'm expecting to see him teleport aboard my ship momentarily. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The same here milagros the third salvo finally destroyed Sumar's ship so I expect him shortly as well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Many of my best fighters are ready to spring into action. Several of my best magicians are ready to cast spells. Klak hasn't appeared yet. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I can sense Sumar teleporting now. I think he is on his way. :D :p :D

[Pokey]

It is an honor to serve such leaders under The Thread!!! :atom: :atom: :bouncybou

[milagros317]

I am in the same situation, I can sense that Klak has already teleported, and will materialize here in just seconds. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*Sumar materializes in front of kurchatovium.*

Sumar: I AM LORD SUMAR DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

kurchatovium: I am kurchatovium wuvver of bunnies.

Sumar: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! You insane little man I will feast upon your flesh. Prepare to die.

kurchatovium: Well I am high in trans fats Sumar not good for your health so I cant let you eat me in good faith. :p

Sumar: I shall take you apart limb form limb I am a master of the dark martial arts.

[milagros317]

*Klak materializes in front of me*

Klak: I am Klak, holding the rank of Captain, and, more importantly, a High Demonic Priest about to cast a spell which will paralyze you and all of your fighters.

Me: Am I supposed to be scared?

Klak: [utters his curse in some language unknown to me]

*Most of my fighters are indeed paralyzed, but I slice Klak open with my sword, and Lieutenant Zhang hurls three of THE CREATOR's light bombs directly into his body. Before they go off, I explain things to him.*

Me: Your curse, as I expected, was designed to paralyze Christians. But I am a Jew and Lieutenant Zhang is a Buddhist. Unlucky for you, eh?

As THE CREATOR's light bombs go off, Klak howls in agony and dies. He liquifies, nothing remains of him but a puddle of green slime.

:D :p

[kurchatovium]

*with lightning speed Sumar gives kurchatovium a roundhouse kick then sends him flying into the ships hull. The demon quickly pounces on him and hurls him inot the other side of the ship.*

Sumar: I am gonna enjoy this. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

kurchtavoium: Are you sure?

*kurchatovium does a back flip and delivers several fast blows dislocating both of Sumar's claw like arms*

Sumar: AAAAAAAAAAGGH! DAMN YOU!

kurchatovium: Still having fun?

Sumar: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

* Sumar relocates is arms and comes after kurchatovium. Kurchatovium does another back flip and avoids a evasting blow from Sumar.*

[milagros317]

No longer paralyzed, the rest of my fighters get flamethrowers and evaporate the puddle of green slime, eliminating the last traces of Klak. :D :p

Lieutenant Zhang is very happy to have been able to help kill this powerful demon. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*Sumar does another quick backflip and grabs kurchatovium and hurls him to the ground. He pummels him with several severe blows to the chest but then kurch delivers a forcible kick to his head in an amazing move of flexibility and dexerity and drives Sumar into the Ships upper ceiling. Kurchatovium then begins to meditate mysteriously.*

Sumar: Arrrgh When I can down from here you will pay dearly Preacher.

*Sumar rips away the hull around him and falls back to the ground*

*kurchatovium suddenly morphs and becomes 10 times his size and the space around him freezes as time is literally standing still. He is closer to being one with the vorpal bunny. kurchatovium roars and rips his hands through Sumar chest and literally rips him to shreds. The demon screams in agony.*

Sumar: How is this possibAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*the demon shredded into a million pieces vaporizes leaving only thestench of brimstone behind. kurchatovium remorhs back to his old size and collapses to floor.

[milagros317]

Very well done, Kurch, congratulations. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks milagros. You and Lt Zhang did a fantastic job as well.

I think I need to wash some of this demon slime off my hands though ick. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Thanks, Kurch. We need to fumigate the room Klak was in, too, it still stinks. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

You are welcome milagros. I think THE THREAD installed an on board air filtration system sorta like a hyperdimensonal air purifier for just that purpose. Should take only about 20 seconds to clean out the ships. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Excellent, these ships are sure well equipped. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes they are. Well with all the demons cming on board THE THREAD thought it was a neccessary addition for the well being of the crew. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

THE THREAD had great foresight. :D :p

[rajee]

I'll say. Those demons have nasty gas and are a pain to clean up after they go SPLATT! ;)

[kurchatovium]

Demons all smell rather nasty and these major demons are really stinky. :D :D :p :p :p

[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD's new air purifing system works really good though. :D :D :p :p :p

[General Zod]

Me

*well now Siox It is between you and me Any last words? I will go easy on you if you surrender now*


Siox

*Prepare to die Earthling scum!!!!!!!!!! I will roast the flesh off of you!!!!!!*

Me

*boy are you one stupid demon You don't even know I am from the long lost planet of Krypton I am glad you decided to fight Been too long since a good fight Now prepare to die fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!*




*starts flying around Siox and starts hitting him hard*



Siox

*you hit like a girl Zod!!!!!!*

He then swats me aside

Me

*hmmmm Siox is tougher than he appears And faster as well I didn't think a half man/snake could move that fast*

* blasts him with the ever reliable heat vision*

Siox

*AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

THE PAIN !!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

*I cut him in half with heat vision before he can regenerate himself Tatiana the cat fills his insides with magiacal bullets that are filled with holy water*

*good kitty cat I say to her*

Siox then screams and implodes



*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!*


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM M!




I then melt his remains and send them to the Phantom Zone for disposal He will never bother or terrorize anyone again :happyfloa :happyfloa :p :bunny: I am happy to report that no widdle bunnies were harmed Tatiana and I are fine as well :bunny:

[milagros317]

Very well done, General Zod! Congratulations. :D :p

[Pokey]

General Zod, I hope to learn much from you, Kurch and Milagros. Well done.

[milagros317]

That was a tough battle, but a successful one. :D :p

[Pokey]

Yes, you were each able to eradicate the heads while the armada supported.

[milagros317]

We have to inspect this level carefully to see that there are no more demons here. :D :p

[Pokey]

We should do what it takes to protect the widdle bunnies :p

[General Zod]

Gents

Thanks A job well done to each of ya'll as well I wonder what is in store for us ahead :D :D

[milagros317]

I'm sure that Kurch will give us a briefing later today. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent job General Zod. You disposed of Siox quite easily. :D :p

I am happy to report that we are now in complete control of Level 6 and can now enter the portal to level 7 whenever we wish. Fantastic job everyone. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I wonder what we will find in level 7. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well it would be good to send the scouts into the portal and let them explore around in Level 7 before we head through there I think. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That would be wise, we don't wish to caught in an ambush. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I quite agree. :D :D :p

*sends out atomic scouts to explore Level 7*

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[milagros317]

It's nice to see those capable scouts going out again. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

They do an excellent job for us. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

As usual, I've got lots of candied neutrinos ready for them when they return. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Good. They really love those candied neutrons. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

THE THREAD sends us the very best quality candied neutrinos for them. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes they are very good I hear. I have never tried them though. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I've never tried them either. They seem too small to satisfy a human being. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yea the same reason why I never tried them either. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

But our scouts love them above all other treats. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup. Its their all tie favorite. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Well, they do deserve the best for the job that they do for us. :D :p

[Pokey]

The scouts always manage to provide us with an edge, they deserve all we can give them.

[kurchatovium]

Yes they do and now they even do a faster job then before. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's quite amazing how fast they have become. :D :p

[Pokey]

Its almost as if they and our leaders are one.............. :p :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed we may even get a report back tonight from them. :D :D :p

[Pokey]

That would be good as we can expedite the level 7 penetration

[kurchatovium]

Yes mission went well they should be back in a few minutes. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm glad that they will be back soon. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup all safe and unharmed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That is extremely good news. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes very^500 good news. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

They should be able to tell us what awaits us in level 7. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it should. They are returning now.

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[milagros317]

Great! The candied neutrinos are all ready for them. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup they did a great job. Lots of hard work. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I think they are the best scouts in the universe. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I would even say the best in all the universes. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, quite probably the best scouts in all of the universes. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Their report says there are several major battles going on between Heaven and the forces of Methrobium. The scouts have given al their photos to THE THREAD in the hopes of identifying the major players. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

THE THREAD is quite good at such identification. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

This may take awhile apparently Level 7 is quite a chaotic mess. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It is very^500 sad that so many powerful demons are there in the 7th level of Heaven. :(

:D :p

[kurchatovium]

True. At least though there are many heavenly beings as well. Hopefully with our assistance we can help them turn the tide and get to Level 8 fairly quickly. :D :D :p :p :p

[milagros317]

Yes, we will do our best to rid the 7th level of all demons as soon as possible. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD is still trying to ID the major players in this battle things are in quite a turmoil on this level. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It sounds like we have a tough job ahead of us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes Level 7 wont be easy that for sure. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Each level seems to be harder than the one before it. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well it makes sense Methrobium is trying to push his way up to Level 12 and to face THE HIGH COUNCIL and THE CREATOR himself. Also Level 12 is where we need to go to free the souls in The Well Of Souls, so the Seraphim Queen will be well again. Methrobium no doubt wishes to stop this. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We must succeed in our mission, it is vital. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed it is the very essence of Heaven depends on us. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Absolutely, we must not fail. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Failure is not an option. (Sounds like a movie title :p ) :D :D :p

[Pokey]

I don't think any of the Armada believe failure is possible.

[kurchatovium]

Nope cause we have the bestest troops in the whole cosmos. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, the bravest and best trained troops in the entire cosmos. :D :p

[Pokey]

they make us so very proud always

[milagros317]

Such wonderful people as Lieutenant Zhang, recently promoted from Sargeant. :D :p

[Pokey]

And she is very deserving.

[kurchatovium]

Yes Lt. Zhang is very^500 brave. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

She has hurled THE CREATOR's light bombs directly into the open wounds of major demons on two occasions. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Wow two occasions maybe we should promote her to Captain then. :D :D :p

[Pokey]

It would seem to be a fitting reward

[kurchatovium]

Indeed it would. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That would be a well-deserved promotion. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Cool then its official she is now Captain Zhang. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Thanks, Kurch, you just made her very happy. See, she is smiling. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Always glad to keep the troops happy. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, morale is very^500 high. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well that is a good thing. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Indeed, it is an excellent thing. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

A most wonderfully superbly excellent thing. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's due to great leadership, and the ice cream sent by THE THREAD. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thanks and lets not forget the cute widdle vorpal bunnies and THE POST. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I haven't forgotten THE POST and the wuvable bunnies, don't worry. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and lets not forget General Milagros, General Zod, and General NT. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We haven't forgotten you either, Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Awwwwww ty milagros. With all this wuv and friendship the demons dont stand a chance. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, this thread is overflowing with WUV. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Wots of WUV. :D :D :p :p :p

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[milagros317]

Tons and tons of WUV. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Wots of bunnies too. :D :D :p

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[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD said he should have a list of the major demons in Level 7 by tomorrow. :D :D :p

[Pokey]

Wots of bunnies too. :D :D :p

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It is very inspiring when the bunnies are having their parade!!!!

[milagros317]

It is even more inspiring when the bunnies do a happy dance. :D :p

[General Zod]

Only have time to stop in and say hi to everyone How are ya'll? Busy on my end :wub: :D :p :bunny:

[milagros317]

Hi, General Zod. Glad you could stop by. :D :p

[General Zod]

Hi Milagros

I'd stay longer,but I gotta get up early enough to beat AM rush hour traffic in Atlanta :shake: :shake: :shake: :ranty:

[milagros317]

No need to apologize, General Zod. Good luck with the morning traffic. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hi General Zod. Glad you could stop by. Good luck with the morning traffic :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I hope there will be no demons on motorcycles there in that morning traffic. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Demons usually dont have the patience to wait in DMV lines :D :D :p :p

[TKpervert]

There is no such thing as beating traffic, the best you can do is tie, and that's only at zero-dark-thirty on a rainy cold Tuesday morning.

[milagros317]

I think most demons drive without a license and didn't wait in line. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmmmmmmmm that is very^500 evil of them. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

They also tear up traffic tickets and park in handicapped spaces. :eek:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well thats just not very nice at all. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Well, demons aren't nice at all, no. They also don't flush in public restrooms along the highway. :eek:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^500 mean indeed. :D :D :p No wonder the bunnies don't like them :D

[milagros317]

The vorpal bunnies have good sense, that's why they don't like demons. :D :p

[TKpervert]

Demons also tear off the toilet paper way up inside the round plastic thingie where you can't possibly reach it. Damn rude.

[milagros317]

Demons usually spit on the floor, too. :eek:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Geez just so nasty. :sowrong: :sowrong:


:D :D :p

[milagros317]

They drive with defective tail lights, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Moreover, they often curse at other drivers, and give them the finger as they speed by. :eek:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

:rant: :rant: Just plain wrong. :rant: :rant:

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

They throw trash onto the highway, too. :eek:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

:yowzer: :yowzer: :yowzer: :yowzer: :yowzer: :yowzer: :yowzer:

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

They have been know to speed through toll plazas without paying. :eek:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

:ignite: :ignite: :ignite: :ignite:

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

All in all, they are a menace to the driving public. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I quite agree. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

So that's why I was hoping that General Zod won't run into any demons in traffic tomorrow morning. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well I hope he does not run into any either but if he has a vorpal bunny with him he is very safe. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm glad to hear that he has a vorpal bunny with him. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I think he does. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm sure the vorpal bunny wuvs him a lot. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Me too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do we have a new report from the scouts yet? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have the report from the scouts and THE THREAD has given me a list of the major demons for Level 7.

[milagros317]

Excellent! Just the information that we have been waiting for. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Here is the info for Level 7

Qroyx: Methrobium Captain, High level magic user. Very powerful.

Kllyx: Methrobium Captain, High level summoner, can summon powerful monsters to his aid.

Zzrroz: Methrobium Captain, High level Archer. Shoots disintegration arrows destroying anything the arrows touch.

Mmpph: Methrobium High Captain, Very high level Demon Liche (undead demon mage)

Snzzzz: Methrobium High Captain, Very High Level Assain

Blyzzz: Methrobium High Captain, Very High Level Swordsman

Vvvyx: Methrobium High Captain, Very High Level Void demon, can literally rip holes through time and space.

Dyqqr: Methrobium Lt. Colonel, Very Very High level Death Knight. An Anti-palladin beholden to pure and total evil. Drains life energies from all living things in his his prescence.

thats the list :D :D :p

[milagros317]

A very^500 nasty and powerful collection of demons indeed. :eek:
:D :p

[Pokey]

Level 7 will be a challenge but an important one!!

[kurchatovium]

These are indeed a nasty set of demons but ones we must fast and learn to handle as the demons will no doubt be getting tougher and tougher. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, we must figure out how to defeat them. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Its a much messier situation than level 6 since there are still several battles going on between heavenly beings and Methrobium's forces. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That does make things more complicated. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it does. We have to be careful in which battle we engage in first as it may hurt the battles on the other fronts. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Well
I lucked out today in traffic No nasty demons etc messing with me I do have a vorpal bunny that travels with me Her name is Kara She looks like a regular Earth bunny That is to disguise herself from demons They think she is a regular bunny But when they attacks they find out differently :bunny: :bunny: :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent news General Zod. Give widdle Kara a big hug from Uncle Kurchie. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm very glad to hear that you really do have a vorpal bunny with you, General Zod. :D :p

[General Zod]

Excellent news General Zod. Give widdle Kara a big hug from Uncle Kurchie. :D :D :p

Will do my friend :grouphug: