The Self Referential Thread

[General Zod]

We have the Infrared Vision goggles designed by THE THREAD (a great ideal of Milagros I must say) so we do not have to look at Kaxxial. Try them out. General Zod I would try the goggles and see if your heat vision is still effective. THE THREAD thinks it should be but its good to check.

*hands out infrared vision goggles to troops.*

:D :D :p

They work perfectly I can even use my heat vision Many thanks to THE THREAD for them :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent we should be coming into range of the target shortly. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, we are ready here. :D :p

[General Zod]

Holy Katyusha rocket regiments are ready I have instructed my crew not to look at this demon :D :D

[milagros317]

We'll fire a huge salvo of THE CREATOR's light bombs at your command. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have the target on our scanners. Wait for lock before firing. All stations on Red Alert!!!!

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, on Red Alert. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Ok everyone we have lock.

FIRE!!!!

[milagros317]

*fires a huge salvo of THE CREATOR's light bombs* :D :p

ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!!

[General Zod]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS H


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOSH



WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH :happyfloa :happyfloa

[General Zod]

*Reloads the rocket tubes*

Firing second salvo :happyfloa :happyfloa :p



WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[milagros317]

*fires the second salvo of THE CREATOR's light bombs* :D :p

ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!!

[kurchatovium]

Any reports on damage to enemy ships yet? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, we have destroyed 77% of their ships so far.

*fires the third salvo of THE CREATOR's light bombs* :D :p

ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!!

[kurchatovium]

Excellent work keep up the rate of fire. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*Fires third salvo of rockets*WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS H WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch. :D :p

*fires the fourth salvo of THE CREATOR's light bombs* :D :p

ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP!!!

[kurchatovium]

The ships are almost destroyed Watch out for Kaxxial he should be materializing soon. Remember dont look at him directly. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*fires fourth rocket salvo*


whooooooooooooooooooosh whooooooooooooooooooooooooosh whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo osh

[milagros317]

We've destroyed all of their ships now. I've put on my goggles. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*puts on his goggles* Keep an eye out for him or a goggle out for him I should say. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

He hasn't appeared yet on any of my ships. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Same here milagros. No sign of him yet. :D :p

[General Zod]

No sign of this ugly fool here either :D :p

[milagros317]

He'll show up somewhere pretty soon. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes he is being sneaky I think. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Could it be he is afraid to show his face? :p :p

[milagros317]

With an ugly face like his, he ought to be ashamed to show it, but demons have no shame. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I think he is going for the suprise element here. :D :p

[General Zod]

Suprise He is on my ship

[milagros317]

Wearing the goggles willl keep it from being a really ghastly surprise. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Ok General Zod I am coming to your location in case you need help. Remember dont look directly at him :D :p

[General Zod]

Oh I won't Kurch I keep hitting him with heat vision The goggles are working fine

[milagros317]

Good luck, General Zod. :D :p

[General Zod]

I wonder if he sees his reflection in a mirror if it would kill him


*starts looking around for a big mirror*

[kurchatovium]

Ok good luck General Zod. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I wonder if he sees his reflection in a mirror if it would kill him


*starts looking around for a big mirror*

Sounds like a good idea, General Zod. :D :p

[General Zod]

* gotta be a friggin mirror around here somewhere*


*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM Sonava.............!!!! Man that demon can hit hard*


*my kingdom for a mirror*

[General Zod]

*blasts him in the groin with heat vision* That'll keep him at bay for a bit :evilha:

[milagros317]

Better find that mirror soon, General Zod. :D :p

[General Zod]

*finally finds a mirror*

* Hey ugly!!! Take a look at this*

* The demon looks at his reflection*


* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH*

*He then dies from fright of his own reflection * :p :p

[kurchatovium]

Good work General Zod. That was an excellent ideal there to look for the mirror. Fantastic job. Congratulations. :D :p

[milagros317]

Well done, General Zod. :D :p

[General Zod]

Thanks Kurch I finally found a mirror suitable enough in the womens bathroom :imouttahe

[kurchatovium]

Smart ideal to look in there General Zod. :D :D :p Congratulations again. :D

[milagros317]

Now you better put it back, the women need a mirror in their bathroom. :D :p

[General Zod]

Thank you my friends I think I will have one of the ladies put it back though They may not like me goin back into their "territory" again :p :p

[kurchatovium]

Good ideal General Zod. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We should celebrate by having some ice cream. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Another grand ideal I think milagros. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

*puts 5 scoops of chocolate ice cream into a huge bowl*

:D :p

[General Zod]

A grand idea I will make some waffles as well Ice cream over waffles is a very nutritious meal :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I WUV WAFFLES. :D :D :p The bunnies do too. :D :p

[milagros317]

*puts 5 scoops of maple walnut ice cream on top of the 5 scoops of chocolate ice cream which are in a huge bowl*

:D :p

[kurchatovium]

*waits for some waffles* :D :D :p :p

[General Zod]

Waffles are ready I also have strawberries and blueberries as well

* grabs some waffles,puts on vanilla ice cream and strawberries and blueberries and digs in*


*passes the waffles around* :bouncybou :bouncybou




















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[milagros317]

*puts whipped cream on top of the 5 scoops of maple walnut ice cream which are on top of the 5 scoops of chocolate ice cream which are in a huge bowl*

:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks General Zod for the waffles.

*grabs some waffles and scoops some chocolate ice cream on them.*

[General Zod]

You're welcome Kurch Gonna call it a night Gotta work on a tank model for a bit then call it a night I'll be onine tommorrow Peace and wuv my friends :bunny: :wub: :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nite General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :D :wub: :wub:

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod. :wavingguy

*puts chocolate syrup and chocolate sprinkles on top of the whipped cream which is on top of the 5 scoops of maple walnut ice cream which are on top of the 5 scoops of chocolate ice cream which are in a huge bowl*

:D :p

[kurchatovium]

*adds five scoops of vanilla ice cream to his waffles with chocolate ice cream on them.*

[milagros317]

*contemplates the chocolate syrup and chocolate sprinkles on top of the whipped cream which is on top of the 5 scoops of maple walnut ice cream which are on top of the 5 scoops of chocolate ice cream which are in a huge bowl*

*devours it all, except for the bowl*

:D :p

[kurchatovium]

*eats all his ice cream and waffles.* :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That was a fine meal. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^500 fine. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It was a very healthy meal, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^500 healthy. :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, the ice cream here is just wonderful. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The waffles were very good too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And the donuts are fabulous also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes the donuts are very^500 good as well. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

All the food here is wonderful, in fact. :D :p

[Pokey]

And I imagine it will be that way for some time to come...

[kered]

Always a wonderful meal on the flagship. :veryhappy

[kurchatovium]

Evil thrives in the atmosphere of apathy and grows best in the soil of complacency. Book Of Courage 2:3, The Book Of THREAD

[General Zod]

Very wise words :bowing: :bowing:

[kurchatovium]

Indeed I think The Book Of THREAD is good reading for everyone. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Indeed I think The Book Of THREAD is good reading for everyone. :D :D :p

Except for demons :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Most demons don't read well anyway :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Indeed I think The Book Of THREAD is good reading for everyone. :D :D :p

I would guess it is excellent reading for all humans. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^500 much so. :D :D :p


I would guess it is excellent reading for all humans.

[milagros317]

Maybe the whole Book Of THREAD will be available online someday. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Maybe the whole Book Of THREAD will be available online someday

Someday. It would happen faster if I had more time. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Meanwhile, we are glad to see quotes from it. :D :p

[General Zod]

Very glad to see the quotes :bouncybou :bouncybou

[milagros317]

I hope that THE THREAD has more time to post it all someday. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thank you very much. How about another one then:

An infinty of Worlds. An infinity of possibillities. An infinite number of friends. All given to you from the one with infinite wuv. THE CREATOR. Worlds Without End 4:10, The Book Of THREAD

[milagros317]

That is a fine quote. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it is. I like it a lot :D :D :p

[General Zod]

A very fine quote I have long believed in an infinte number of worlds :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Too bad I don't have time to visit all of them. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

And THE THREAD once had a vision. And in this vision he heard a voice. And this voice said unto him. "To you my good friend I give you worlds without end." Worlds Without End, 1:2 The Book Of THREAD

Another good quote :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's also a fine quote. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I like that one too. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

A great quote as well :veryhappy :veryhappy

[milagros317]

I haven't seen a bad quote from that Book yet. :D :p

[General Zod]

Well my friends I am off to bed Next few days will be busy for me Not sure how much time I'll have to be online Take care and Peace and wuv :wub: :bunny: :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nite General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :D :wub: :wub:

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod. :wavingguy
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

We sent the atomic scouts out milagros to look for the next target. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Great news, I'm sure they will find out what we need to know. :D :p

[kered]

All clear here Kurch. We should deploy the scouts you sent me to another possible hot spot.

[milagros317]

Those scouts are extremely reliable. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^500 reliable. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I have lots of candied neutrinos ready for when they return. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent. They should be back soon. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

They really deserve all the candied neutrinos that they can eat. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Ax, Lt. Colonel, Very very high level Ax wielding demon. His weapon is called the Axe of Doom and was forged in the Abyssal plane before this universe was created.

Crinx, Lt Colonel, Very very high level summoner. Summons high level monsters from the Abyssal Plane.

Kaxxial: Lt Colonel, Very very high level Abomination, Kaxxial is said to have been the inspiration for Satan's desire to build The Abomination Forge. The monster is said to be so hideous that often the sight alone of him is said to cause death.

Xym: Lt. Colonel, Very very high level Abyssal Fiend, Similar to the Pit Fiends of Hell only a million times more deadly and a million times more evil. Xym is reported to have destroyed an entire galaxy once just to see how long it would take him. It took only ten minutes.

Zazaz, Lt Colonel, Very very high level Warrior, Zazaz weapons of choice is the Warhammer of Chaos. This large hammer weighs 100 times as much as the largest mountains on Earth. Zazaz is one the most strongest demons ever known. His intelligence is somewhat questionable though.

Blink, Lt Colonel, Very Very high level Sorcerer, Dangerous for his deadly, deadly spells and for his ability to transport about from one place to another in an instant.

Djinnial, Lt Colonel, Very very high level Weaponsmilth, Has the ability to create new weapons out of thin air. Very dangerous. Is the weapons forger for most of the members of THE COURT OF CHAOS.

Baalt, Colonel, Very Very high level Doom Demon, Doom Demons are very rare and fortunately so they can literally destroy everything around them in an instant. Not much is known about a Doom Demons powers cause almost no one survives an encounter. Baalt has earned the name the King Of Terror for many reasons. he is reported to have devoured a super galactic cluster in a few minutes. He is also reportd to have killed all the children of a civilization and rendered all the inhabitants sterile so he could watch the civilaztion die slowly.

They are back and from the report THE THREAD says Crinx should be our nextt arget. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I wonder what kind of monsters he can summon. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmmm not really sure. I would guess quite a variety. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We'll have to be ready for anything, then. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I think so. I think his ability to summon all kinds makes him such a difficult demon to deal with. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Exactly, he might summon a fire-breathing monster, or a freeze-creating monster. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

or even maybe more demons. :eek:

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

We'd better kill him quickly once we encounter him, so that he can't summon many beings. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes that is the best way to deal with Summoners. Kill them quickly before you are over run with enemies. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

That sounds like a good plan. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed are we ready for the next battle? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm ready for it, and so are my troops. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent we should be coming into range in a little while. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Glad to hear it. Lots of THE CREATOR's light bombs are ready. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent. We are all set then. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We're ready to fire when we have a lock on targets. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Good we should have lock at any moment. :D :D :p All stations at yellow alert!!!

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, we're on Yellow Alert. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Keep and eye on the scanners target should be within range in moments. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, keeping an eye on the scanners. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I think we have the target. Repeat target is acquired. Wait for lock before firing. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, waiting for a lock. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Repeat we have lock. We now have lock. All stations on Red Alert!!!

FIRE!!!

[milagros317]

* fires the first salvo of THE CREATOR's light bombs * :D :p

ZAP!! ZAP!! ZAP!! ZAP!!

[kurchatovium]

*Fires first salvo of Holy Katyusha rockets* :D :D :p

[milagros317]

* fires the second salvo of THE CREATOR's light bombs * :D :p

ZAP!! ZAP!! ZAP!! ZAP!!

[kurchatovium]

*Fires second salvo of Holy Katyusha rockets.* :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We've destroyed 85% of their ships so far.

* fires the third salvo of THE CREATOR's light bombs * :D :p

ZAP!! ZAP!! ZAP!! ZAP!!

[kurchatovium]

Excellent job milagros. Keep me posted.

*Fires third salvo of Holy Katyusha Rockets.*


:D :D :p

[milagros317]

We've destroyed 91% of their ships so far.

* fires the fourth salvo of THE CREATOR's light bombs * :D :p

ZAP!! ZAP!! ZAP!! ZAP!!

[kurchatovium]

*Fires fourth salvo of Holy Katyusha Rockets.*

Crinx should be coming aboard soon everyone. Be on guard. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We've destroyed all of their ships. :D :p
He might well be arriving soon.

[kurchatovium]

Ok milagros. Everyone on guard he should be materializing soon. He will start summoning the instant he is on board so try to kill as many of the monsters as we can until we can take out Crinx. We have to take Crinx out quickly before the ships are overrun with monsters. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We are ready and all on alert. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Crinx is on board my ship, in the cargo hull. No doubt trying to summon a massive army before we can get too him. Get as many troops these sets of coordinates as you can as quickly as you can. I am heading there now. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Teleporting there now with a dozen of my best troops. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am down here now milagros. Crinx is summoning more demons. You and the troops see if you can kill all these demons. I will see if I can take Crinx out. These are not minor demons he is summoning so be careful milagros. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

*begins with my troops to slaughter the minor demons that have been summoned* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Crinx: DEMONS GALORE MORE AND MORE HAAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HAH I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL WITH MY DEMON HORDES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

*summons hundreds more demons*

kurchatovium: Time to die demon. Got no time for this nonsense.

*Summons a hundres more demons where kurch is*

Crinx: I think not.

*the demons surrnd kurch as they close in. kurch mediaties into the way of the vorpal bunny and suddenly grows massively strong and huge. His sword slices through tens of demons at a time hurtling them every which way. Then when they are gone he says.*

kurchatovium: Your turn Crinx.

*kurchatovium slams into Crinx with his sword the sword hurdles Crinx way up in the air (over 50 feet) as Crinx comes down kurch hits with the sword again. A blow so hard it lterally shatters the deom into pieces.*

Crinx: You have not won yet Preacher. My brethren will finish what I can not.

kurchatovium: Yea whatever. Say good night Crinx.

*kurchatovium finishes what is left of the demon with a few swrd thrusts.*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

*slaughters a few remaining minor demons* :D :p
Well done, Kurch, great job. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Right back at ya milagros. Couldn't have done it without you. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Thank you, Kurch, it was a team effort, and I must commend my valiant troops, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes an excellent job done by all. Methorbium must be reeling we have destroyed 3 of his 8 commanders all within a few days. We are making fantastic progress. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Excellent progress indeed, we are doing well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes quite well I would say. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The demons must be frightened of us by now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

If not they sure as heck will be. We are not even gettting warmed up yet. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And we've gotten many valuable recruits recently. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes quite true the Armada is growing by leaps and bounds. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, we are bigger and better than ever. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and kicking more demon butt than ever. :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Sending out the atomic scouts to scope out our next target. :D :D :p

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[milagros317]

Excellent, I'm sure they will find the information that we need. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The scouts should be back shortly with there repeort. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Great job on getting rid of Crix guys :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks General Zod. We have already dispatched 3 of the 8 major demons on this level. We are doing a fantasitc job. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Have we any new info on our latest foe to defeat? :D :D :p

[Pokey]

All three have been terminated very efficiently. An excellent operation!!!!

[kurchatovium]

Thanks Pokey. :D



Ax, Lt. Colonel, Very very high level Ax wielding demon. His weapon is called the Axe of Doom and was forged in the Abyssal plane before this universe was created.

Crinx, Lt Colonel, Very very high level summoner. Summons high level monsters from the Abyssal Plane.

Kaxxial: Lt Colonel, Very very high level Abomination, Kaxxial is said to have been the inspiration for Satan's desire to build The Abomination Forge. The monster is said to be so hideous that often the sight alone of him is said to cause death.

Xym: Lt. Colonel, Very very high level Abyssal Fiend, Similar to the Pit Fiends of Hell only a million times more deadly and a million times more evil. Xym is reported to have destroyed an entire galaxy once just to see how long it would take him. It took only ten minutes.

Zazaz, Lt Colonel, Very very high level Warrior, Zazaz weapons of choice is the Warhammer of Chaos. This large hammer weighs 100 times as much as the largest mountains on Earth. Zazaz is one the most strongest demons ever known. His intelligence is somewhat questionable though.

Blink, Lt Colonel, Very Very high level Sorcerer, Dangerous for his deadly, deadly spells and for his ability to transport about from one place to another in an instant.

Djinnial, Lt Colonel, Very very high level Weaponsmilth, Has the ability to create new weapons out of thin air. Very dangerous. Is the weapons forger for most of the members of THE COURT OF CHAOS.

Baalt, Colonel, Very Very high level Doom Demon, Doom Demons are very rare and fortunately so they can literally destroy everything around them in an instant. Not much is known about a Doom Demons powers cause almost no one survives an encounter. Baalt has earned the name the King Of Terror for many reasons. he is reported to have devoured a super galactic cluster in a few minutes. He is also reportd to have killed all the children of a civilization and rendered all the inhabitants sterile so he could watch the civilaztion die slowly.

The report is in our next target is Xym. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Sounds like a mean mutha to fight :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Certainly does not sound very friendly. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Gotta call it a night my friends Peave and wuv :bunny: :wub: :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nite General Zod. Peace and wuv. Take care my good friend. :D :D :wub:

[kurchatovium]

We may be able to reach Xym's squadron by tomorrow if we are lucky. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It should be another tough battle, but I'm confident in our success. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hopefully we should be within scanner range soon. :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmmm seems Xym is trying ot avoid us. No matter we shall catch up with him tomorrow. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He is afraid of us, but he will not evade us. :D :p

[General Zod]

Ready for battle Any sign of this fool yet? :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We should be within target range soon General Zod. The coward is trying to run away. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

A demon who is afraid to fight us? :xpulcy: :xpulcy: Never thought I'd see that :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm I think he is trying to make a bee line for the another of Methrobium's Battalions. This way we would have twice the battle on hand. Not a bad strategy but we were too fast fro him I think. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

He can try all he wants He will never outrun us :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

He should be in scaner range. Check all scanners. All stations on Yellow Alert. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Yellow alert Aye

*makes sure all Holy Katyusha rocket tubes are loaded* :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have the target on scanner. Repeat target is on scanner. All stations on Red Alert!!! Wait for lock before firing.

[General Zod]

Aye Kurch Waiting for the command :D :D

[kurchatovium]

We have lock. Repeat we have lock.


FIRE!!!!


:D :D :p

[General Zod]

whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sh Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooosh :d :d

[kurchatovium]

*fires first salvo of CREATOR'S Light bombs*

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

I wonder if Milagros will be joining us tonight :confused: :D

[kurchatovium]

I am not sure sometimes he comes on a bit later. :D

[General Zod]

Gonna fire a second salvo


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[kurchatovium]

*fires second salvo of CREATOR'S Light bombs.*

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

Fires third salvo of Holy katyusha rockets


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH



WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*fires third salvo of CREATOR'S Light bombs*

Enemy damage is at 71% currently. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Fires fourth salvo to finish off his ship


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH



WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Damage at 98% these salvos should finish them off. Watch out for Xym he should materialize shortly.

*fires fourth salvo of CREATOR's light bombs.*

:D :D :p

[Pokey]

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
yzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzzyzyzyzyzyzzyzyzyzzy zyzyzyzyzy

[kurchatovium]

All ships have been destroyed. Be on alert Xym should materialize at any moment. :D :D :p

[Pokey]

secure here for the moment

[General Zod]

Any idead on how to take him down? My crew is gettin real twitchy :shake:

[kurchatovium]

Its gonna have to be a combination effort General Zod. Just like any good military battle I guess. I will try to finish him off with some good priestly spells and hopefully you can fry him up good enough so he is weakened and does not destroy us all :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Something wicked this way comes my friends Xym is on my ship My crew is hiding

[kurchatovium]

I am teleporting to your location General Zod. Hold him off. Should be there in a few seconds. :D :D :p

[Pokey]

We will also teleport that way and provide secondary fire support

[General Zod]

Xym

* I am death The destroyer of worlds I will destroy you all Then I will destroy your worlds *

*me

*No you won't fool I am General Dru-Zod From the long lost planet of Krypton You will destroy no more So swears Zod!!! Prepare to die*


*Launches a pre-emptive strike at Xym Delivers powerful punches that can crack a planet*

[General Zod]

*Xym lands a blow on me I go flying across the ship and land on my back*

* gets up and shakes it off Don't let him hit you*

*kicks him in the groin*


Xym

* ooooooooooooooooooooo* :xlime:

[kurchatovium]

*arrives at General Zod's location*

Xym: I AM XYM DESTROYER OF THE WEAK. I AM XYM DESTROYER OF THE JUST. YOU SHALL ALL DIE BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA

*Xym takes a swipe and takes out a good portion of the ships hull fortunately automatic shut off procedures keep the ship pressurized for now.*

Xym: YOU WILL ALL DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PREPARE FOR DEATH MORTAL SCUM HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Xym goes to take another swipe at ship but kurchtovium blocks him and hurtles him back into the other end of the deck. Xym comes and knocs kurchatoivum up into the top of ceiling of this level of General Zod's ship. kurch quickly gets down and cast a quicke priest enchantemnt spell to hel General Zod and his troops.*

General Zod hold him off the preist spell I cast should help you. I need a major priest spell to take this scum out.

[General Zod]

Gotta love hte spells Thanks Kurch


*uses heat vision to strike Xym in the face*


Xym

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH

[kurchatovium]

Kurch recites spell of CREATOR"S DIVINE DESTRUCTION

*A bright aura glows around kurch and suddenly from his staff a burst of of intense white light hit Xym staright through his heart shattering it and killing him instantly. kurch collapses to the floor as the spell take almost all of his energy to cast but Xym destroyer of world has now benn vanquished.*


:D :D :p

[General Zod]

You ok Kurch? Need a medic?

[Pokey]

Wow, Kurch and Gen Zod, what a conflict. Kurch need any medical supplies?

[kurchatovium]

Thanks General Zod and Pokey I am fine those Priest Of Ages spells take a lot out of you though. Just need a bit of rest.

But great job General Zod we did it we destroyed Xym. Though your ship is in need of some repairs but I will get THE THREAD on that right away. :D Fantastic job my friend. :D :p

[General Zod]

Great job my friend I am just glad nobody was killed This was one tough demon I am sure THE THREAD will repair the ship in a timely manner :happyfloa :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it was a very^500 nasty demon we all did very^500 well. Things will likely get tougher so we best be prepared.

THE THREAD said he will have ship repaired in an hour General Zod. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I gotta call it a night my friends Wish me luck with my dealings with amazon.com Peace and wuv :D :p :bunny: :wub:

Thanks THE THREAD for reaparing my ship :bowing:

[kurchatovium]

Good Night General Zod. Take care and good luck my friend. Peace and wuv. :wub: :D :D

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod. Sorry that I missed you today. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We defeated Xym today too. :D Methrobium's forces must really be hurting now. :D :p

[milagros317]

Excellent work, Kurch! Congratulations. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup half of Methrobium's forces have been destroyed on this level, :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Each level does seem to get harder, though. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes makes you wonder about Level 9 if they are tougher demons there than Xym. :eek:

:D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I would guess that there are. :(
:D :p

[Pokey]

It will at least take a great effor to prevail

[kurchatovium]

Ax, Lt. Colonel, Very very high level Ax wielding demon. His weapon is called the Axe of Doom and was forged in the Abyssal plane before this universe was created.

Crinx, Lt Colonel, Very very high level summoner. Summons high level monsters from the Abyssal Plane.

Kaxxial: Lt Colonel, Very very high level Abomination, Kaxxial is said to have been the inspiration for Satan's desire to build The Abomination Forge. The monster is said to be so hideous that often the sight alone of him is said to cause death.

Xym: Lt. Colonel, Very very high level Abyssal Fiend, Similar to the Pit Fiends of Hell only a million times more deadly and a million times more evil. Xym is reported to have destroyed an entire galaxy once just to see how long it would take him. It took only ten minutes.

Zazaz, Lt Colonel, Very very high level Warrior, Zazaz weapons of choice is the Warhammer of Chaos. This large hammer weighs 100 times as much as the largest mountains on Earth. Zazaz is one the most strongest demons ever known. His intelligence is somewhat questionable though.

Blink, Lt Colonel, Very Very high level Sorcerer, Dangerous for his deadly, deadly spells and for his ability to transport about from one place to another in an instant.

Djinnial, Lt Colonel, Very very high level Weaponsmilth, Has the ability to create new weapons out of thin air. Very dangerous. Is the weapons forger for most of the members of THE COURT OF CHAOS.

Baalt, Colonel, Very Very high level Doom Demon, Doom Demons are very rare and fortunately so they can literally destroy everything around them in an instant. Not much is known about a Doom Demons powers cause almost no one survives an encounter. Baalt has earned the name the King Of Terror for many reasons. he is reported to have devoured a super galactic cluster in a few minutes. He is also reportd to have killed all the children of a civilization and rendered all the inhabitants sterile so he could watch the civilaztion die slowly.

The atomic scouts are back and THE THREAD said after analyzing their report that Zazaz should be our next target. Repairs on all ships have been completed. We are ready for departure if all troops are reeady? :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Ready for the next battle Kurch Safety tip Don't let his hammer hit you :D :D

[milagros317]

My troops and I are ready, Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent milagros and General Zod. All engines at full speed. Cloaking and shield at 100% :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch. All engines at full speed. Cloaking and shield at 100% :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent milagros. Keep an eye on the scanner we may see the target today. I am not sure. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*goes around making sure all weapons are ready to fire*

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, monitoring the scanner continuously. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent milagros. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

No sign of their ships yet. I'll keep you posted. :D :p

[General Zod]

All weapons systems are good to go :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent General Zod. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Still scanning, I'll let you know when we've picked them up. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Ok milagros. I am not detecting anything yet either. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Nothing on my scanners either Could it be he is to scared to fight us?

[kurchatovium]

I got him I think. (sends coordinates to General Zod and milagros) All stations on Red Alert!! Wait for lock before firing. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Aye aye Kurch

[kurchatovium]

Waiting on lock. Be patient everyone. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Got a lock yet? :happyfloa :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we have lock. All stations


FIRE!!!!

[General Zod]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOSH WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[kurchatovium]

*Fires first salvo of CREATORS LIGHT bombs.*

[General Zod]

Fires second salvo of rockets


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH



WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH :D :D

[kurchatovium]

*fires second salvo of CREATOR'S LIGHT bombs.*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye aye Kurch, waiting for the lock on targets. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have lock milagros. :D :D :p