The Self Referential Thread

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, scanners activated. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Starting scans now. Something should turn up soon. All stations on Yellow Alert!! :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, now at Yellow Alert. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have spotted the target. The target has been spotted. Please wait for lock before firing. All stations on Red Alert!!!

[General Zod]

Hokey smokes Looks like I am in time for another battle my friends All rocket tubes are loaded and ready to fire on command :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have lock everyone, we have lock.

FIRE!!!!

[milagros317]

* fires a huge salvo of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs. *
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Fire as often and as quickly as we can troops. All stations on Red Alert!!! This is a battle situation. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

* fires a second huge salvo of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs. *
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Do we have any reports yet on enemy damage? :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Fires off a salvo of Holy Katyusha rockets


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[milagros317]

So far, 76% of their ships have been destroyed. :D

* fires a third huge salvo of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs. *
:D :p

[General Zod]

Fires off another round of rockets

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[kurchatovium]

Excellent work everyone keep firing. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

So far, 88% of their ships have been destroyed. :D

* fires a fourth huge salvo of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs. *
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Be on guard everyone when all the ships have been destroyed we will see Kako materialize on board. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Fires another salvo of rockets


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[milagros317]

Be on guard everyone when all the ships have been destroyed we will see Kako materialize on board. :D :D :p

Now is the time to be on guard, all of their ships have been destroyed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent work General Zod and Milagros. Kako is a necromancer so it is likely he will conjurs all sorts of undead beings. Hopefully some holy spells can keep their numbers down till we can eliminate him. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

All of my crew are under cover My heat vision should work on any undead this fool brings with him :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Excellent General Zod, that will be a great help. Be ready to teleport to wherever Kako decides to show up. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

10-4 on the teleportation We gonna put the smack down on this fool :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Hmmm sensors indicate he is materializing on milagros ship. On the main bridge. :eek: Coming to your location milagros.

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

I am on my way as well my friends

[kurchatovium]

*teleports to milagros's location. The demon Kako casts a magic spell the resurects thousands of demons that were destroyed in the battle on Kako's ships as undead demons.*

Wow:wowzer: There are tons undead demons here everyone. Be careful.

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

*starts blasting away with heat vision at the undead*

*I will do my best to keep damage to Milagros ship as much as possible*

[kurchatovium]

*tosses Swords of Divine Dimension at undead demons and the act like boomerrangs killing hundreds of the undead demons at a time before retruning to kurch's hands.*

Kako: YOU CAN NOT STOP ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :firedevil :firedevil BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Kako resurects a thousand more demons*

Keep attacking the undead General Zod and milagros I will see if a priest spell can help us.

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, I'm blasting away the undead as fast as I can. :D :p

[General Zod]

*keeps blasting away at the undead with heat vision*

*I hope Milagros is ok* :D :D

[kurchatovium]

*kurch recites spell in an ancient for of Latin and casts the spell "CREATOR'S TURN UNDEAD". A blast of bright blue light eminates from kurch's staff and blasts back the undead demons. The blast fries almost 2/3 of them instantly.*

Kako: Foolish Preacher you can not stop me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Kako casts another spell and resurects another thousand demons, his eyes glaze ovr and dark beams eminate out that suck the life out of everything they touch*

Watch out General Zod and milagros those beams are deadly, they are life draining. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I shield myself from those beams, and blast another dozen of the undead into atoms. :D :p

[General Zod]

*I fly around faster than those beams are*

* I then blast Kako in the back with heat vision to keep him occupied while one of you all can cast a spell to kill him*

Kako

*AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG GGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THAT ZOD!!!!

[kurchatovium]

*kurch recites spell CREATOR's HOLY WRATH. A shattering blast issues from his staff that rocks the ships and shatters over 3/4 of the undead demons and even knocks back Kako into the side of the ship.*

Hit Kako now with everything you got guys while he is off guard otherwise we will be up to our heads in undead demons.

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

*continues to blast Kako with heat vision*

[milagros317]

*hurls an entire salvo of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs at Kako* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*the CREATOR's LIGHT bombs and the heat vision literally sear the flesh off Kako making the ugly demon even uglier :p. Kako screams in pain.*

Kako: AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I will not die so easily HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH :firedevil :firedevil

*Kako resurects a large undead abomination that begins to rip at the ships hull*

Holy Crap :eek: We gotta get rid of this abomination fast troops before he rips milagros's ship to shreds. I will try to keep Kako busy.

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

*blasts the undead abomination into its constituent atoms*
It's gone, but my ship will need repairs. :D :p

[General Zod]

Kako is one tough demon He should be dead by now I will keep assaulting him with heat vision

[kurchatovium]

Great work milagros. Way to go my man. :D :D

Kako: YOU FOOLISH BEINGS AHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!!!!! :firedevil :firedevil

OH MY KAKO IS TRYING TO RESSURECT SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cover me guys I gotta stop him. No telling what problems we wil have if he succeeds.

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

*I blast heat vision at his face to keep him off balance*

[milagros317]

* my salvo of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs keeps him quite busy defending himself * :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*the heat vision blast drives Kako back and sears off large chunks of his flesh*

Kako: YOU CAN NOT DESTROY ME. SATAN SHALL RISE AGAIN. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :firedevil :firedevil

kurchatovium: You are really getting on my nerves man and thats not a good thing.

*kurch hurtles in using his Vorpal Bunny martial arts style and quickly severs off bothe of Kako' arms. Slowing his spell casting down*

Keep hitting him with all you got guys. We gotta stop him before he ressurects Satan. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*finally cuts off Kako's other arm with heat vision*

[milagros317]

* fires a truly huge salvo of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs into Kako's wounds * :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*Kako continues to recite his spell and a portal begins to materialize. kurch thrusts his swords deep into Kako's throat and severes out his vocal cords thus stopping Kako's recitiation for a moment. Kako casts a spell and reheals his throat to try to continue his SATAN ressurection spell. It is too late for Kako though time has run out as kurch severs his head with a mighty blow with one sword and rips out Kako's heart with the other. The Swords OF Divine Dimension have indeed proved their worth today. Kako is dead.*

Is everyone alright? Man that was a tough battle. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Great work, Kurch. :D :p
I am alright, but my ship needs lots of repairs.

[General Zod]

A bit worn out He was very tough How is everyone? Any casualties? Great job everyone

[kurchatovium]

Luckily only milagros's ship was damaged. No one else was hurt. THE THREAD says he can have it up and running in two hours though which is great. I am just glad Kako did not resurect Satan again. These Abyssal demons are evil on a whole new nasty level. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, the battles get tougher as we go to higher levels. :D :p

[General Zod]

A great battle my friends I gotta call it a night Up early again Peace and wuv :wub: :D :bunny: :p

[kurchatovium]

Fantastic work though milagros and General Zod. You guys did excellent. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Thank you, Kurch. It was our toughest battle yet. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed. That was a close call if he succeded in ressurecting Satan that could have been a real mess there. :yowzer:

:D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nite General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :wub: :D

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod. :wavingguy
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Sending out the atomic scouts to look for our next target.

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[milagros317]

The atomic scouts will find out what we need to know. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes they will. I hope our next battle goes a bit easier. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I sure hope so, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Some really nasty demons here. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Utterly nasty, with no redeeming social value. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and not very nice either. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Extremely ugly, too. :eek:
:D :p

[Pokey]

and surely stinks............

[milagros317]

Indeed, all the demons I've encountered smell very^500 bad. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Brimstone has never been a very attractive smell. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And some of them have other foul odors in addition to the brimstone. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

It certainly does add to the ambience doesn't it? LOL :D :D :p :p :p

[milagros317]

I think of it as an extra incentive to kill them. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

It does indeed give an extra special incentive. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

The fact that they are trying to kill us is the primary incentive, of course. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes that always ends up being the primary incentive. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's a powerful incentive, too, when you know that a demon wants to kill you and all of your friends and shipmates. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes and also good incentive when they want to hurt cute widdle adorable bunnies like this =======> :bunny:

[milagros317]

Yes, it is dreadful of them to want to harm the wonderful vorpal bunnies. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I quite agree.

The atomic scouts have returned.

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[milagros317]

Wonderful, the candied neutrinos are ready for them. :D :p

[General Zod]

To think anyone would wanna harm a cuddly widdle bunny :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty:

[milagros317]

Those demons are just plain rotten, General Zod. :D :p

[BLUE_THUNDER]

they wont get away with harming any widdle bunnies today i tell you :rotate: :rotate: :rotate:

[kurchatovium]

The demon list for Level 9:

Gern, Colonel, Very, very, very high level Warrior. Gern is also known as the Lord of Tears becuase of all the destruction and death he spreads.

Shmurx, Colonel, Very very, very high level Ninja Demon. Ninja Demons are experts in the martial arts and combined with their demon pwers are thus very dangerous.

Kako, Colonel, Very, very, very high level Necromancer. Kako is also known as "The Reap" as he has often mistakenly identified as The Grim Reaper as he has killed so many mortal souls.

Phlex, Colonel, Very, very, very high level Alchemist. Phlex is able to transmute and transform matter almost as will. An ability which makes him a most dangerous demon.

SMASH, Colonel, Very very very high level Bonecrusher, SMASH as his name implies is a goliath among demons and can crush almost any beings bones with powerful hands.

Gorx, Colonel, Very, very, very high level Mage, Gorx is also known as the "The Destroyer" for his spells are powerful destruction spells. Some of the most powerful in the cosmos.

Keln and Kiln, Colonel, Very very high level Fire Demons, Forged from the fires of the Abyssal plane these twin Fire Demons breathe a fire that literallyvaporizes anything in its path.

Illimethrarazabitziczoppuxzyz, Lt General, Abyssal Knight, Almost no one sees Abyssal Knights or at that least no one has survived to tell about them. So little is known. Illimethrarazabitziczoppuxzyz is usually called by his nick name "SCREAM" as he reportedly does such horrible things that many have reportedly screamed themselves to death by witnessing his deeds.

Our next target is Shmurx everyone. Is everyone battle ready?

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

I will have to hand control of the Holy Katyusha rocket launchers to you guys I have to go to bed soon I gotta get up at 4am tommorow :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Its ok General Zod we wont run into Shmurx till tomorrow at our present speed. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Cool I will be online tommorow What kind of name is Shmurx? His parents must have hated him by giving him that name :D :D :p

[BLUE_THUNDER]

i have holy katyusha rockets on standby sir, all troops aboard my ship report ready..... :atom: :atom: :atom:

[kurchatovium]

Excellent BLUE THUNDER. We shall have another battle tomorrow most likely.

Well General Zod, Shmurx is an ancient name from OUT WORLD. Meaning Ultimate Destroyer. Not a very friendly name to be sure. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Our next target is Shmurx everyone. Is everyone battle ready?

:D :D :p

Yes, Kurch, my troops and I are ready to go back into battle. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent milagros. The battle will most likely be tomorrow. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I'm confident that it will go well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Me too. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Not that it will be easy, of course. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

None of them have been easy as of late. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The last battle was particularly tough. My ship needed repairs, and some of our pajamas were lost. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

OH MY GOD!!! JAMMMIES WERE LOST :ranty: :ranty:

Those nasty demons they shall pay. :sowrong:

Did THE THREAD repair your ship?

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, the repairs are perfect. :D :p
Sadly, the pajamas could not be recovered. :eek:

[kurchatovium]

Nasty nasty demons. :sowrong: :sowrong:

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, the loss of pajamas is impossible to forgive. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed I quite agree. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Fortunately, THE THREAD shipped us a new supply of pajamas. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! For our side. :D :D

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

THE THREAD always supplies what is needed most. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes he does a very^500 good job. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He is a wonderful hyperdimensional being, all in all. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes very^500 wonderful.

[milagros317]

He is a good friend to us, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes a very^500 good friend indeed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He's not cuddly, though. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I think THE POST was met to handle the cuddly department. :D :D :p :p :p

[milagros317]

Indeed so, THE POST is very^500 cuddly. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I quite agree. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Has there been any word on Slumber,the widdle unicorn being held hostage? I hope he isn't being hurt :cry1:

[kurchatovium]

We have not heard anything yet General Zod. This is why I hope to wrk our throught these demons as quickly as possible in the hopes we can find him soon. Also the more the demons are preoccupied with us the safer little Slumber is. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Any demon who has harmed him shall die a slow painful death :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed I quite agree General Zod. The evil that makes up THE COUNCIL OF CHAOS is of a degree the most beings luckily never encounter. We must be prepared for anything. For these unholy beings have no standards of decency. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Have the scanners detected anything yet? :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Not yet but we have only just gotten within range. Many of Methrobium's forces are scrambling to more defensive postures. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

All Holy Katyusha rocket tubes are loaded and on safe :D :D

[kurchatovium]

We have spotted the target. All stations on Red Alert!!! We have spotted the target. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Aye aye Kurch All weapons are on automatic tracker Standing by to fire :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, on Red Alert. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have lock everyone. We have locked on the target.

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[General Zod]

*yells out an acient Krytponian battle cry as I fire the rockets*



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[kurchatovium]

Keep firing everyone. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

*fires first salvo of the CREATOR'S LIGHT bombs* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Do we have any damage reports on the enemy yet? :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Fires second salvo This is so much fun :D :D


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[kurchatovium]

Excellent job guys. You are doing great. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Fires third salvo

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[kurchatovium]

First enemy damage reports are in. Enemy damage is at 76%. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Fires fourth salvo :D :D


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[milagros317]

72% of their ships have been destroyed so far.

*fires another salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT bombs* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent milagros keep firing as often as you can. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Fires another round of rockets to finish off his ships


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[kurchatovium]

Be careful everyone once his ships are done for Shmurx will materialize and start wreaking havoc. Remember Shmurx is a Nija like demon with incredible martial arts skills. Be very careful. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

97% of their ships have been destroyed so far. Materialization will likely occur soon.

*fires another salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT bombs* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Be on alert everyone. All non essential combat personal please retire too your quarters. This is not a drill. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I have instructed my crew to take hiding positions I just wonder how truly fast this ninja is

[kurchatovium]

Not sure but I know his name translated from an ancient Out World language means ultimate destroyer. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

What is the damage to his ships?

[milagros317]

That's a fitting name for an evil demon. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

His ships are now totally destroyed General Zod. Materilization should take place at any moment. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Any sign of Shmurx yet? :D :D

[kurchatovium]

So far nothing........wait I am picking something up...................he is materializing onto the Landing Strip of my ship. I will meet you there everyone. *teleports to landing strip*

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

*goes over to Kurch's ship*

I will see if I can ambush him from his back side

[kurchatovium]

*kurch teleports to the landing strip of his ship and at first sees nothing then he hears a loud rorar and the screech of metal being ripped as Shmurx slices open the bay doors to the landing strip. Shmurx is a huge demon and has slice the upper part of the ceiling of the huge landing strip to make more room for himself. While the demon is occupied kurch recites the spell CREATOR's WRATH and huge white glowing fist knocks Shmurx back out the doors temporarily and sears the demons flesh.*

Be careful everyone this here is a big one. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I'd hate to see our insurance bills for the ships :D

*I land feet first on his back and knock him down Then start blasting him with heat vision*

[kurchatovium]

*the demon screams in pain as General Zod's heat vision sears into his flesh. In a flash the demon disappears in a puff of smoke. The demon the reappears in flash behind kurch. Luckily kurch senses the demon and slices into the demons side landing a agonizing wound. The demon is fast though and hurdles kurch through broken landing strip doors. kurch grabs on quickly as not to be hurdled in to space. *

Watch out this demon is fast. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

* boxes the demon on the ears with slaps that could break a 10 foot thick concrete barrier* :D :D

[kurchatovium]

*the demon roars in pain s General Zod boxes his ears. While the demon is distracted kurch runs and drives both of his Swords of Divine Dimension into the demons back landing two more agonizing wounds as he pulls out his swords the demon again strikes kurch and hurls him into the ceiling of the ship, shattering part of the structure there. kurch jumps back down mildly bruised form the blow. Shmurx draws his sword and slices through a main portion of the landing strips hull in sever quick blows. This portion of the ship is grpwing quickly unstable.*

Watch out Zod the Landing strip might break off. Be careful where you step.

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

10-4 on that Kurch I will keep in the air

*Grabs ahold of Shmrux's head and blasts heat vision on high into his skull*

* barely keeps hanging on as he tries to throw me off*

[kurchatovium]

*There is another puff of smoke and yell of agonizing pain, no doubt from General Zod's heat searing vision blazing into the demons brain. Shmurx rematerializes and severs the last bits of what was holing the landing strip to the ship and it hurtles out into space. Kurch quickly jumps off it and lands behind the demon slicing off one of its two arms and landing another deep wound into its other side. The demon knocks kurch quickly into the other side of the ship and almost impales him onto one of the ships beams luckily kurch escapes with only few minor wounds.*

Great job. Keep after him Zod we are wearing him down.

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

*quickly pours some holy water in the demons wounds*

Shmurx


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[kurchatovium]

*the demon runs around screaming in agony while its distracted kurch gets his staff and twists it which activates the staff's Demon Heart Plucker capabilites. Kurch with a lighting fast blow drives the staff into the demon. The first blow does not go all the way in so kurch hangs on as the demon tries to throw him off. The demon presses kurch up against the side of the ship trying to crush him. kurch mediates and draws on his Vorpal Bunny Powers and grows in strength just long enough to push off and hurl himself and the demon into the opposte side of the ship and drives his staff through to the demons heart. The demon ROARS with a tremodous scream and his scream breaks most of the glass in the landing area. The demon then vaporizes away leaving only the smell of brimstone. Shmurx is dead.*

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew Great work General Zod. You Ok?

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

I'm ok Kurch Great work We should get you to a medic to see about any of your wounds

[kurchatovium]

Thanks General Zod and thanks for all your help. Could not have done it without you and dont worry I'll be ok. I will report to the ships medical bay though to get the wounds treated. Cant afford any infection with all these battles coming up. The good news is THE THREAD said he can fix my ship in about four hours which is not too bad. :D :D :D :p :p

[General Zod]

Good to hear your not badly hurt 4 hours? That's very fast for THE THREAD Good thing we don't have to deal with insurance claims :wow:

I gotta call it a night Peace and wuv my friends :bunny: :wub: :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nite General Zod. Thanks again for all the help. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :wub:

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod. :wavingguy

Great job, Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks milagros. Another nasty demon down. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, one more nasty demon killed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Almost half way through already with the demons on Level 9. Methrobium must be mad. :D :D :p

[Pokey]

Methrombium is most assuredly mad to be a demon, and ugly

[kurchatovium]

The atomic scouts have returned with their report for our next target.

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[General Zod]

I wonder if he knows he can't hope to win against us :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The ultimate battle between him and me is drawing closer. First though we must free The Souls In The Well Of Souls so we can save the Seraphim Queen and of course we mustfind little Slumber too. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Who is our next target? :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The demon list for Level 9:

Gern, Colonel, Very, very, very high level Warrior. Gern is also known as the Lord of Tears becuase of all the destruction and death he spreads.

Shmurx, Colonel, Very very, very high level Ninja Demon. Ninja Demons are experts in the martial arts and combined with their demon pwers are thus very dangerous.

Kako, Colonel, Very, very, very high level Necromancer. Kako is also known as "The Reap" as he has often mistakenly identified as The Grim Reaper as he has killed so many mortal souls.

Phlex, Colonel, Very, very, very high level Alchemist. Phlex is able to transmute and transform matter almost as will. An ability which makes him a most dangerous demon.

SMASH, Colonel, Very very very high level Bonecrusher, SMASH as his name implies is a goliath among demons and can crush almost any beings bones with powerful hands.

Gorx, Colonel, Very, very, very high level Mage, Gorx is also known as the "The Destroyer" for his spells are powerful destruction spells. Some of the most powerful in the cosmos.

Keln and Kiln, Colonel, Very very high level Fire Demons, Forged from the fires of the Abyssal plane these twin Fire Demons breathe a fire that literallyvaporizes anything in its path.

Illimethrarazabitziczoppuxzyz, Lt General, Abyssal Knight, Almost no one sees Abyssal Knights or at that least no one has survived to tell about them. So little is known. Illimethrarazabitziczoppuxzyz is usually called by his nick name "SCREAM" as he reportedly does such horrible things that many have reportedly screamed themselves to death by witnessing his deeds.

Our next target is SMASH. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Ok He sounds very powerful I have to call it a night Peace and wuv my good friends Not sure if I will be online tommorow night :bunny: :D :wub: :p

[kurchatovium]

Night General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :wub: :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod. :wavingguy
SMASH sounds very dangerous. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed milagros. SMASH does not sound like a lot of fun. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Being crushed is not one of my ambitions. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Crushing sounds rather painful too I fear. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, I think it would give me much pain to be crushed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Probably even leave some nasty bruises. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Actually, I think it would be fatal. :eek:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Fatal is almost always a very^500 bad thing. :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, it tends to ruin your whole day. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and probably wrecks a perfectly good pair of jammies as well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That could ruin your whole week. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and on top of that you would not have anything good to sleep in. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, it sounds very bad indeed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

SMASH does not sound very nice at all. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do you think we will catch up with him sometime tomorrow? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we should catch up with him by tomorrow. So be ready for another battle. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, my troops and I will get a good night's sleep and be ready. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent milagros. Yes we should all rest well, lest we end up with crushed bones. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We certainly don't want that to happen. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Being bonecrushed is one of my least favorite things. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm sure that I wouldn't like it at all. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

You would be surprised to know I have never met anyone who has actually enjoyed it. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

No, I don't find that surprizing. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmmmmm you know I am finding a lot other people dont either. LOL :D :D :p :p I guess being bonecrushed will never become a fad. :p :p :p :p

[milagros317]

I don't think many people experience it more than once. :D :p

[BLUE_THUNDER]

im not a fan of having my bones crushed either, glad i got some sleep last night, my ship, crew and myself are prepared for whatever otherworldly nastiness awaits.......... :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

[kurchatovium]

We are approaching the target all stations on Yellow Alert. :D :D :p

[brokenblue]

I'll be right behind you all. :grouphug:
I don't wanna see my friends being bonecrushed. :idontwann :idontwann :idontwann :shock: :shock:
Let's smash SMASH!!! :shock: :yowzer: :p :p :p :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Thanks brokenblue. We are now in the target area. Keep scanning everyone. :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

No target spotted yet. :D :D :p

[TKpervert]

It's way past your bedtime Kurch.
Lights out !!!
You have to work tomorrow.

[milagros317]

We are now in the target area. Keep scanning everyone. :D :D :p

Aye, aye, Kurch, scanners active. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Anyone spot the target yet? :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Nothing yet Who we up against tonight?

[milagros317]

Nothing on the scanners yet, Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Wait we got him milagros. He was trying to avoid the scanners by zig zagging rapidly.

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

I see, that is very tricky, but you were too smart for him. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we got him. Waiting for lock. All stations on Red Alert!!!!

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, now on Red Alert. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have lock. Repeat we have lock. :D :D :p

FIRE!!!!

[milagros317]

*fires a big salvo of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs*
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

*Fires first salvo of holy katyusha rockets*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

So far, 67% of their ships have been destroyed.
*fires a second salvo of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs*
:D :p

[Pokey]

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[kurchatovium]

*Fires second salvo of Holy katyusha rockets.*

[Pokey]

And a second round of defrag lagers


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[milagros317]

So far, 91% of their ships have been destroyed.
*fires a third salvo of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs*
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

*Fires third salvo of Holy Katyusha Rockets*

Watch out SMASH should be materializing soon. All non-essential personnel please return to your quarters. :D :D :D :p

[milagros317]

All of their ships have been destroyed. Materialization could occur any time now. :D :p

[Pokey]

ADvise where you want back ups when materialization occurs

[kurchatovium]

Ok milagros. So far no signs of anything. :D :D :p

Pokey try to get troops to wherever SMASH materializes as fast as you can.

[Pokey]

Sections 3 and 4 form at the teleporters for immediate deployment when necessary.

[milagros317]

We're keeping a close watch, but he hasn't materialized on our ships yet. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

nothing......................hold on...................I have got a signature....in the docking bay of your ship milagros..........I am teleporting to your location...All troops to the docking bay of milagros's ship.

:D :D :p

[Pokey]

all sections teleport to Milagros ship and section 3 assume perimeter support while section 4 report to Milagros for further immediate support and direction

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, I'm head there now and so are my best troops. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*teleports there and sees a massive ugly demon with hands almost as huge as his body. A most grotesque sight. The demon commences to ripping apart the ship*


*kurch casts a spell of CREATOR'S WRATH. A huge white fist knocks the demon back and sears his flesh stopping him momentarily from ripping the ship apart. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

* fires ten of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs right into the wound of the demon * :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*the demon roars with pain as the light grenades sear his skin and blow out large chunks of his flesh. The demon grabs one of the shuttles in the docking bay and smashes into a million bits then grab another shuttle and uses it to pound the hull of the ship. The docking bay hull begins to rip and tear and pieces of it start to rip off and float off into space. kurch casts another spell this one called "CREATORS VENGENANCE" soon a powerful concussive blast of bright blue lighting issues from his staff and blasts the demon almost back into space but the demon manges to hold on. The blast however rips off even more flesh from the demon.*

Be careful milagros. Watch your footing parts of the bay are unstable. Keep blasting at him we are wearing him down. :D :D :p

[Pokey]

section 4 open fire with the lazer holster stun and destroy weapons, fire at will.

[milagros317]

Don't worry, I'll be careful. :D :p
*blasts the demon with 20 more of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs*

[Pokey]

Section 3 assemble to the battle area and join the fray, carefully firing at will upon arrival

[kurchatovium]

*the laser pistols and CREATOR's LIGHT bombs blast out even more flesh from the demon who know has several large gaping wounds, The demon in a feat of immense strength rips of the outer part of the docking bay holding several shuttles and throws it into space.*

SMASH: ME DESTROY YOU AND EVERYTHING!!!! DESTROY!!! SMASH SMASH SMASH IT ALL!!!!!!!!!! :firedevil :firedevil :firedevil :firedevil

kurchatovium: My what a large vocabulary. sigh

*kurch picks up The Swords Of Divine Dimension and runds at the beast and quickly opens up several new gaping wounds. The demon swats kurch with his mighty hands and drives him the entrance of docking bay.*

Aim for the wounds guys. Aim for the wounds. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch. :D :p
*fires another 20 of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs directly into the demon's wounds*

[Pokey]

Both sections saturate the wounds until called down by your leader.

[kurchatovium]

*the demon roars in agony and his screams break most of the glass in the docking bay level of the ship. The laser blasts and CREATOR's LIGHT bombs blast even mor flesh away from the demon. At this point its amazing this demonic thing is still standing. The demon grabs the upper ceiling part of the docking bay and rips it off and hurls into space and then smashes 7 more shuttle ships. 75% of the bay is completely destroyed*

SMASH: YOU TRY DESTROY SMASH BUT SMASH DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!! :devil: :devil: :devil: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

*kurch sommersaults onto the demons head and plunges both swords into the demons eyes rendering him totally blind. The demon screams and tris to hurl kurch out inot space but luckliy catches onto a piece off the hull with one of his swords but kurch sustains several cuts in the process.*

Keep at him guys he cant see now. LET HIM HAVE IT!!!

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch. :D :p
*fires another 30 of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs directly into the demon's wounds*

[Pokey]

Omega squad in Section 3-attach yourself to Kurch and protect him at all costs, the rest of Sections 3 and 4 continue firing, working for different angles against SMASH's wounds.

[kurchatovium]

*the bombs literally blast several holes straight through the demon. Almost all of his insides are exposed and in many spots you can see straight through him a truely revolting sight. The demon roars in agony and shatters even more windows in the docking bay level and he then blindly grabs a part of the ships hull and rips it off and hurls it inot space. 85% damage to te docking bay*

SMASH: SMASH NOT DIE. SMASH MAKE YOU DIE BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

This guy is getting real annoying.

*kurch hurls himself at SMASH and stands inside his body cavity slashin away at his organs with lightning speed. Soon most of the demons organs are severed or gone yet he still breathes since his heart still pounds. He hurls kurch into the ceiling of the docking bay causing several more bruises for kurch.*

We are almost there guys keep it up. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch. :D :p
*fires another 40 of THE CREATOR's LIGHT bombs directly into the demon's wounds*

[kurchatovium]

*the bombs shatter through the rest of the demon spraying most of the rest of his organs all about the ship (really icky sight). The demon screams in agony and is noticably shaken*

SMASH: SMASH FEEL NOT GOOD!!!

*kurch quickly runs up with vorpal bunny speed and attaches a void bomb and several light bombs to the beasts herat and then runs like all hell. The bombs detonate literally vaporizing the demons exposed heart into nothingness and killing him dead. The hulk of the beast falls but leaves an icky mess behind. SMASH is dead.*

Great work Pokey and Milagros. You guys were fantastic. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Thank you, Kurch, you were wonderful, too. :D :p

[BLUE_THUNDER]

BLUE_THUNDER here sir, i have positive target lock and have fired a dozen holy katyusha rockets directly at the demons wounds. i am showing positive impact.i know he is dead, just making sure. better late than never. my ship and i are standing by to assist you........

[kurchatovium]

The demon is quite dead now BLUE THUNDER but as you said a demon can never be too dead. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It is best to disintegrate the body of a demon into sub-atomic particles, just to be on the safe side. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I quite agree milagros. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I've always been the cautious type. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well with a demon thats just ripped apart 85% of your docking bay that is sound advice I would say. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, it is. Now THE THREAD is having my docking bay repaired. :D :p

[BLUE_THUNDER]

it sounds as though it was a glorious battle, i apologize for being late, my ship encountered a dimensional vortex and was sucked into the "LABATT" dimension, it took all the ships main power to break free...i hope the repairs to your ships will be performed quickly kurchatovium and milagros. my scanners show no remnants of the demon other than subatomic particles...... :triangle:

[kurchatovium]

Yesmilagros, he said it should take about 4 hours and we can replace all your shuttles by then too. :D :D :p

No problem BLUE THUNDER those vortexes can be murder. :D :p