The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Yes I agree Pokey, nobody in the cosmos fixes things as fast as him. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

What would we do without THE THREAD? Guys I gotta call it a night Peace and wuv I don't think I will be able to get online tommorow night :D :bunny: :p :wub:

[Pokey]

Peace Gen Zod and safe travels. Hope our paths cross one of these travel days.

[kurchatovium]

Thanks for all your help. Night General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :wub:

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod, sorry I missed you today. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Only one demon left to fight on this level and that is SCREAM. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Only one, but SCREAM is extremely dangerous. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes he is an Abyssal Knight. Very^500 terrifying being. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We will need a really great plan for the battle with SCREAM. :D :p

[Pokey]

SCREAM may not only be a terrible demon but he may be very loud

[kurchatovium]

He has earned the name SCREAM, Pokey cause many of the people who have witnessed his horrors have screamed themselves to death. :D :D :p

[Pokey]

Not a pleasant thought nor a pleasant way to go

[kurchatovium]

THETHREAD had a few historical photos of some of the places SCREAM had been. Truely horriffic. :eek:

:D :D :p

[Pokey]

TheThread will see that we are prepared for what we need.

[kurchatovium]

I quite agree Pokey I am sure he will make sure we are well prepared. :D :D :p

[Pokey]

Its time for me to get to bed for work tomorrow. Have a great night!!

[kurchatovium]

Good Night Pokey. Take care my friend. Peace and wuv. :wub: :D

[milagros317]

It's hard to imagine people screaming themselves to death. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it is. I really hope to kill this demon off before we have to worry about anything like that. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I hope so, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

This will be an exceedingly difficult battle I think. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Probably it will be our toughest battle yet. :eek:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

More than likely yes. We also must try to rescue widdle Slumber. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, I haven't forgotten the baby unicorn. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The atomic scouts will be looking for SCREAM's location and I have assigned Adam The Atom himself to see if he can spot where Slumber is being held. Hopefully once we have all this inof we can formulate a strategy. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Fortunately, we have THE THREAD to help formulate strategy. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes very^500 fortunate indeed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

THE THREAD will think of something good for us to do. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I am certain he will. In the meantime my ship has been completely repaired by THE THREAD so I am good to go. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm very glad to hear that the repairs on your ship are done. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes only took THE THREAD 40 minutes. :D :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

The speed of those repairs is just amazing. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes very^500 amazing. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I've got the candied neutrinos ready for when the atomic scouts return. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent, they really wuv those. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm sure they will do a fine job yet again. I hope they do locate the baby unicorn. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Widdle Slumber is almost certainly on one of SCREAM's ships its just a question of which one and where Slumber is located. The location will affect the kind of strategy we use. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, we can't just destroy all the ships. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes well we will see I am hoping perhaps we may be able to teleport him quickly to our ship and then start the battle. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That would be wonderful. To do that, we have to know exactly where he is. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes he might also be with SCREAM at all times perhaps holding him as a hostage. That would be problematical. We may under that situation have to destroy enough of SCREAM's ships to force him to come here with Slumber and then deal with him. Then finish off SCREAM's ships while he is here trying to use Slumber as a way to get to us. Complicated situation. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That would be a very trickly situation. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it would. Hostage type situations are always difficult. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I have no doubt that SCREAM might do such a thing. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it sounds like something one of Methrobium's troops would do. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Their evil nature has no boundaries. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed you are quite right. :sowrong:

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

That makes it all the more important for us to kill them. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I quite agree. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I expect the atomic scouts will take longer than usual. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes most likely considering all the additional work they need to do. :D :p

[milagros317]

I will get extra candied neutrinos ready, they are likely to be more tired than usual. :D :p

[BLUE_THUNDER]

it sounds like the scouts have been extremely busy, what evil foulness are they seeking this time? :rotate:

[milagros317]

They are trying to determine the locations of SCREAM, a dreadful demon, and of his hostage, Slumber, a baby unicorn. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes and even our best scout Adam the Atom is on duty trying to help. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Adam the Atom will succeed in this mission, I believe. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Adam is the leader of the atomic scouts. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And a fine leader he is! :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes and he even has a widdle General hat now :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Ah, I didn't know that he now has a General's hat. How nice for him. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes he looks very cute in it too :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Is there a new picture of him wearing his hat? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nope not yet. Adam is very shy. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I hope he allows a new picture. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am sure he will perhaps after our current mission is complete. :D :D :p :p

[BLUE_THUNDER]

wow, adam the atom sounds like he would make a fine TMF mascot once the universe is rid of all the evil demons......and to quote mr. T " i pity the fool who abducts little baby unicorns" :rant:

[kurchatovium]

Yes BLUE THUNDER Adam is a pretty amazing widdle guy. :D :D :p Here is a picture of Adam for those who have not seen it:

http://www.kurchatoviumsworld.com/Adam17fin.jpg

[milagros317]

That is a truly fine picture of him. :D

[kurchatovium]

Yes a very^500 fine picture even without the General Hat. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Someday he will let us take a new picture with the General Hat. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am certain he will. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I look forward to seeing that picture. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hopefully he will allow it soon. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I wonder when the atomic scouts will be back. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

They are heading back now.

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[milagros317]

Wonderful! The candied neutrinos are ready as soon as they've given their report. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*atomic scouts give their report to THE THREAD and eagerly gobble down the candied neutrinos.* :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Very good, THE THREAD will tell us what we face. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well its a good news/bad news kinda thing. Te bad news is Slumber is being haled in a void cage that hangs around SCREAMS's neck. This makes it impossible to teleport him out of there. No doubt what scream had in mind. The good news is this means we can attack as normal wiithout hurting Slumber as he is held in the void cage and so is techinically between dimensions. Not a totally risk free operation certainly but still the best shot we have. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I understand. We're ready for the battle. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well if we are all ready we can head out to the coordinates the scouts have provided us. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, ready to proceed to those coordinates. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Ok All engines full speed. Cloaking and shields at 100%. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch. All engines full speed. Cloaking and shields at 100%. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent if we are lucky we may get there by tomorrow. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That will give us time to get some sleep before the battle. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I have a feeling we will need a lot of rest for this battle. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It will be a very tough battle, I agree. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hope my computer is up to it as well :p Its been hassaling me as of late. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I hope so, we need you and your computer. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks milagros. :wub: :D I needs me computer too. Otherwise KTT wont get off the ground. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Good luck, I hope your computer functions well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks I might try a good defrag and see if that helps. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I hope that helps. I'm certainly no computer expert. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Neither am I. :p :p :p LOL. :D

[milagros317]

HDS is, but he is rarely around now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes very sad but true.

:D :p

[milagros317]

Ronley is computer expert, you could ask him if you have trouble. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks that is good advice. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

You're welcome. Ronley is friendly, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Friendly is a very^500 good thing. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, I've always valued it highly. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Me too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I expect the battle will be today. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we are approaching the target area. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, ready to fire when ordered. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We are in the target area. All stations on Yellow Alert!!! Start scanning everyone. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, on Yellow Alert. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nothing on my scanners yet. How about you? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Nothing detected on my scanners, either. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

...............wait I got something on my scanner...... yup we got the target. Please wait for lock before firing. All stations on Red Alert!!!! :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, on Red Alert. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have lock. Repeat we have lock.

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[milagros317]

*fires the first salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*Fires first salvo of Holy Katyusha rockets.*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

No information on their damages yet.
*fires the second salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks milagros. Keep me posted.

*fires second salvo of Holy Katyusha rockets.*

[milagros317]

56% of their ships have been destroyed so far.
*fires the third salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks milagros.

*fires third salvo of Holy Katyusha Rockets*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

72% of their ships have been destroyed so far.
*fires the fourth salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent milagros.

*fires fourth salvo of Holy Katyusha rockets.*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

88% of their ships have been destroyed so far.
*fires the fifth salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

SCREAM's ships are sure sturdy. Keep firing though everybody.

*fires fifth salvo of Holy Katyusha rockets.*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

97% of their ships have been destroyed so far. One more salvo should do it.
*fires the sixth salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Great news milagros. Be careful when ships are destroyed SCREAM will come on board and he will most likely have widdle Slumber with him.

*fires sixth salvo of Holy katyusha rockets.*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

All of their ships are now destroyed. Materialization may take place at any time now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Be careful everyone all non essential combat personnel please goto your quarters. This is not a drill. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, only trained fighters are keeping watch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

No trace of any materializtion yet. You spot anything yet milagros? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Nothing on my ships yet either. We will remain vigilant. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nothing here either milagros. He is toying with us I think. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He is keeping us in suspense. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

yes he is planning something. I dont like this at all. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, it does not bode well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmmmmmmm wait I am picking something up.

...two things are materializng.... Hmmmmm curious.

[milagros317]

Ready to teleport once we know what's going on. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

both materializations are on the bridge of my ship one is SCREAM the other I am not sure yet...but I would head over to my location fast milagros. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, I and ten of my best fighters are teleporting there now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes good ideal milagros.

I think this other thing is Slumber in the void cage .....but there is a BOMB ATTACHED!!!! :wowzer:

[milagros317]

That evil demon has booby-trapped the cage. :eek:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

yes he has ...ok the materialization is complete be prepared for anything my friend. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, the eleven of us are prepared. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

SCREAM: FOOLISH BASTARDS SURRENDER YOUR SHIPS OR SLUMBER DIES HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

kurchatovium: We dont respond to threats SCREAM. Give us Slumber back and maybe we wont kill you in a gruesome manner. :D

[milagros317]

We will help in whatever your plan is, Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hit SCREAM with whatever bombs and grenades you and your troops have milagros, while he is distracted I will grab Slumber and give him too THE THREAD. THREADIE can disarm the bomb I am sure. I dont give in to threats. Then after THE THREAD has Slumber I am coming after SCREAM to put a whole lot of hurt on him. :sowrong:

(stay tuned to see what happens)

:D :D :p :p :p

[milagros317]

*my ten fighters and I blast SCREAM with hundreds of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT grenades* :D :p

[General Zod]

"Here I come to save the day That means that General Zod is on the way"


*Scream,you will die slowly and horribly for taking a baby unicorn hostage That I promise* :evilha:

* starts blasting his backside with heat vision and throws in Holy Hand Grenades in the wounds*

[kurchatovium]

*SCREAM is wounded by the barrage of heat vision, holy hand grenades, and CREATOR's LIGHT grenades. During the brief instant of his confusion kurch with the speed of a vorpal bunny grabs widdle Slumber trapped in the rigged Void Cage and passes the cage to THE THREAD. THE THREAD quickly wisks widdle Slumber off to a another place where THE THREAD can safely disarm the bomc attached to Slumber's cage.

SCREAM: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU SHALL PAY FOR INSOLENCE. I WILL REAK PAIN UPON THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

*SCREAM eyes glaze over and dark rays peer out. The rays of darkness inflict unimaginable pain on the all the hit.*

kurchatovium: You and me SCREAM. Its time to party.

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

We're right here in case you need us, Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks milagros. Lets you, me and General Zod set up a perimeter. SCREAM can not leave this bridge area. THE THREAD needs time to disarm the bomb and if SCREAM gets by us he may be able to detonate it. THE THREAD and Slumber are safe now cause SCREAM does not know where they are. Great work by the way guys.

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, setting up a perimeter. :D :p

[General Zod]

10-4 on the perimiter Kurch I say we capture scream and let the vorpal bunnies eat him alive :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Watch out for those dark beams coming out of his eyes guys those things can inflict unimaginable pain.

*SCREAM roars with a unimaginably loud wail that shatters all the glass on the bridge and even bends some of the metal on board.*

SCREAM: YOU WILL ALL SUFFER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*SCREAM pounds his fist into the floor of the bridge and send a shock wave that shatter a lot of the instruments on board.*

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

Kurch,you want me to try and blast heat vision into his eys?

[milagros317]

*tosses a dozen of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT GRENADES into SCREAM's ugly face* :D :p

[General Zod]

*using open palms I smack Scream extremely hard on the ears*

[kurchatovium]

Sure go ahead General Zod. The best way to deal with evil is to take a whole heap of hurt on it. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

*tosses a dozen of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT GRENADES into SCREAM's ugly belly* :D :p

[General Zod]

*while Scream is in pain I grab ahold of his ears,stare right into his eyes and blasts his eyes with heat vision*

Scream

* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[milagros317]

*tosses a dozen of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT GRENADES into SCREAM's ugly groin* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*SCREAM roars as the CREATOR's LIGHT grenades sear off his flesh. SCREAM is momentarily stunned as the Zod boxes his ears. kurchatovium takes his Staff Of Ages and runs towards the demon and with unimaginably swift and powerful blow knocks the demon into and through the back hull of the bridge. Without missing a beat kurch thrusts the staff into the demons chest and recites a prayer. The staf glows with divine energy and the demon roars with pain. The demon grabs the staff and kurch and hurls him into the front part of the bridge.*

SCREAM: FOOLS I WILL NOT DIE SO EASILY. I AM AN ABYSSAL KNIGHT. FEEL MY WRATH.

*SCREAM's eyes glaze over again and now the sparkling darkness comes out which reaks destrucion on everything it hits.*

kurchatovium: YOUR REIGN OF TERROR ENDS NOW. I FEAR THEE NOT.

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

*counters Scream's vision of destruction with my heat vision*

[milagros317]

*tosses a dozen of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT GRENADES right down SCREAM's ugly throat* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*General Zod blocks SCREAM destrucion vision with his heat vision the demon resorts to new tactics. The CREATOR's LIGHT GRENADES sear off more of the demons flesh.*

SCREAM: YOU WILL LEARN TO TREMBLE AT MY FEET BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA FOOLISH MORTALS.

*SCREAM opens his gaping jaw and roars with a massive sonic blast knock all the troops around the perimeter back.*

Keep up the assault everyone. We are wearing him down.

kurch charges the demon again and using his staff combined with his martial arts skills pummels the demon with several severe blows that knock the demon to the ground. The demon again swipes at kurch and knocks him into te side of the bridge.*

SCREAM: I CAN NOT BE DESTROYED. BWAHAAHHAHAAHAH.

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

*lands feet first on Scream's back at the speed of sound knocking him down*

[kurchatovium]

SCREAM: ENOUGH FOOLISHNESS STAND BACK OR I SHALL BLOW YOUR PRECIOUS WIDDLE SLUMBER AND THREAD TO BITS> YES I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH FOOOLS HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAH SUCH FOOLS YOU ARE.

kurchatovium: DONT THREATEN MY FRIENDS BASTARD.

*kurch with sudden uminaginable strength morphs and becomes ten times as large and rips off SCREAM's arm holding the detonator and hurls the demon into the other side of the ship. SCREAM is stunned perhaps for the first time in his existence.

kurchatovium: Who is the fool now SCREAMY.

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

*tosses a dozen of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT GRENADES right into SCREAM's wounds* :D :p

[General Zod]

*while scream is stunned I throw a crapload of Holy Hand Grenades into his bloody stump*

[kurchatovium]

*the greandes detonate and sear off large chunks of SCREAM'S flesh. SCREAM roar again with another powerful sonic blast hurtling the troops back from theri perimeter. SCREAM tries to get to his ipped off arm to trigger the detonator but kurch still in a furios vorpal bunny state grabs SCREAM by the leg and tears it off andthrows the demon back into the side of the ship. Again the demon is stunned.*

SCREAM: I WILL NOT DIE.

kurchatovium: I am taken you apart piece by piece SCREAM. Your gonna know terror for the first time in your pathetic life.

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

*grabs onto Scream's other arm and melts it off with a huge assualt of heat vision*

[milagros317]

I blast SCREAM's severed limbs with more grenades, and, not attached to his main body, they are destroyed entirely. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*SCREAM roars with an unimaginable loud wait shatttering a lot of the control panels circuits. kurch grabs SCREAM's other legs and rips it off while hurling him into the other side of the ship. The demon is now almost totally helpless.*

SCREAM: WAIT!!!!!!!!! I CAN HELP YOU!!!!! IF YOU SPARE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

kurchatovium: Can you deliver a meassage to Methrobium.

SCREAM: YES YES WHTEVER YOU WANT. WHAT MESSAGE??????!!!!!!!!!!

kurchatovium: Tell him I AM COMING FOR HIM. Nahhhhhhhhhhhh on second though I'll deliver it myself.

*kurch activates the demon heart plucker on his staff and plunges into SCREAM's chest with a super strong blow and then withdraws his staff that rips the demon's heart from his chest. The demon eyes stop glowng and disappear. SCREAM is dead. LEVEL 9 is cleared.*

[milagros317]

Way to go, Kurch. Great job. :D :p

[General Zod]

Great job everyone How is THE THREAD making out with Slumber? :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Great work everyone. You all did a remarkable job. Thanks. Great news THE THREAD say the bomb has been disarmed and widdle Slumber is ok. Not a scratch on the widdle guy.

[milagros317]

That is truly wonderful news, Kurch. :D :p

[General Zod]

That is great that widdle Slumber is ok We need to get him to his father asap I am sure he is worried :twohugs:

[kurchatovium]

Yes quite remarkable. Everything worked out great. Though the ship will need some extensive repairs. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm sure that THE THREAD will repair the ship. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes THE THREAD said the repairs should take about 4 hours. :D :D :p Then i think we can retirn Slumber to his dad Shermby and then go on with our mission. :D :p

[milagros317]

Shemby will be overjoyed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I am sure he will. A most joyous assignment for us I believe. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, it will be a heartwarming scene when they are reunited. :D :p

[General Zod]

I am glad I was able to take part in this important battle along side of my good friends :D :D :p I tell you guys,it has been a long week I drove almost 3,000 miles since monday

[kurchatovium]

Always great to have you on board General Zod. Could not have done it without you my friend. :D :p

[General Zod]

Gonna call it a night my friends I am beat I should be online tommorow night Take care and peace and wuv :wub: :D :p :bunny:

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod. :wavingguy
3,000 miles since Monday is very impressive. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Good night General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :wub: :D

[milagros317]

It's wonderful that level 9 is now clear, but that was one tough battle. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I quite agree milagros. That was a tough one. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I wonder if level 10 will have even worse demons. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am afraid that will most likely be the case. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's what I fear also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes but we are also getting better and better at fighting demons too. So perhaps we will have an easier times disposing of the ones on Level 10. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And maybe THE THREAD will come up with more new weapons. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes thats quite possible milagros. He always working on new ideals. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And he is quite smart, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed very^500 smart. :D :D

[milagros317]

The unicorns should all be celebrating when they get the good news. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes they should unfortunately there are not as many as there used to be. Many were wiped out in previous battles with evil demons.

:D :p

[milagros317]

That is very sad about all the unicorns killed by demons. :(
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it is very sad. That is what made saving widdle Slumber all the more important. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Has Slumber told us how he was treated while with the demon SCREAM? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

He was very lucky. He was just locked up in the void cage. Apparently SCREAM wanted him mainly as a hostage for negotiation purposes. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I am very glad to hear that he wasn't abused. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes me too. Luckily we got too him in time. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We did a great job in that rescue, if I may say so. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes an excellent job I would say. Hostage situations are always difficult especially when dealing with demons. :D :D :p :p :p

[Pokey]

Hostage situations are the most scary of all I think.

[kurchatovium]

Yes I quite agree Pokey. :D :D

[milagros317]

That is quite true, Pokey. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

My ship has been repaired. All systems are go. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Do we have a report on who we battle on the next level? :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Not yet General Zod our first order of business is to drop off little Slumber to his dad. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I am sure his dad will be very happy to see him I am glad he wasn't hurt :ranty: :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it will be a very^500 joyous occasion when Slumber is returned. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

When will we arrive? This is one trip I look forward to :happyfloa :happyfloa :Hyrdrogen

[kurchatovium]

We should be there in a bit. The level has been cleared of demons so we can go thorugh a lot faster. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I wonder if it would be possible to give training and weapons to the remaining unicorns so no more demons can hurt them :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Its a good ideal General Zod. We need to get them all together though they are quite spread out now, perhaps after this mission is over we can help them out. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

The scanners are reporting that we are nearing Slumber's home :bunny: :bunny:

[BLUE_THUNDER]

ive just returned from my trip to the guinness galaxy and am happy to hear the news of the widdle unicorns return trip. excellent work! :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou

[kurchatovium]

Excellent General Zod. Lets all return widdle Slumber to his daddy. :D :D :wub: :p

[General Zod]

*the ship has landed Opening the doors now*

[kurchatovium]

*kurch sees a dejected Shermby as the doors open to his abode.*

Shermby: Oh Hello Kurchatvoium. Is everything all right? Do you need anything else?

kurchatovium: Well actually there is something you can do?

Shermby: I would be able to help anyway I can.

kurchatovium: Well we ran across the adorable widdle baby unicorn and we wondering if you could take care of him. :D

*kurch, General Zod, BLUE THUNDER, and the rest of the troops bring out widdle Slumber.*

Shermby: SLUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBER :wub: :wub: YOU ARE OK!!!!!!! OH DADDY MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!! :wub: :wub:

*Slumber instantly recognizes his daddy and runs up to snuggle him*

Shermby: Oh you guys I dont know how I can ever repay you. Thank you so much.

kurchatovium: You happiness is reward enough Slumber. I did however save you a piece of SCREAM's heart. Who was the demon that orchestrated this plot. Luckily we destroyed him and rescued widdle Slumber and so we can now make our way to Level 10.

Shermby: Oh my this is too good to be true. Thank you for everything. I think there si perhaps another thing I should give you.

kurchatovium: You have given us enough Shermby.

Shermby: No no I want to help. I realize how very important this cause of yours is. Its not much. its an old box from an ancient time. Older than the other thing I gave you. I have no ideal whatsoever what it is. Perhaps you can open it. It once belonged to THE HIGH COUNCIL I think.

*kurch graciously accepts the locked box.*

kurchatovium: Peace and wuv Shermby. To you and widdle slumber.

*kurch gives widdle Slumber a kiss goodbye.*

Slumber: Byyye kurchie. Byye Zoddie. Byyye THREADIE. Byye Milsie. Byyyye Bloooo.

Shermby: Oh my he spoke his first words. How wonderful. Good bye kurch. Again thanks for everything. You and your troops ever need anything you come to me ok.

kurchatovium: Certainly my friend. Same here. You and Slumber need anything. We are always here.

*Shermby and Slumber wave goodbye to the troops. Somehow everyone has renewed sense of what we are all fighting for.*

[General Zod]

I am so happy they are together at last I am glad Scream died a hard death

[kurchatovium]

Yup SCREAM died a gruesome death. Payback for all the evil he had done. Now we can send the scouts to check out Level 10 and see what we are up against. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I wonder what vile demons we will face this time :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am certain they will be even more vile then these guys but its hard to imagine anything more evil then what we have faced. I am confident though we will defeat them and meet the challenge. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

We will win It may take awhile But in the end I am confident of our abilities

[kurchatovium]

Indeed we are the best demon slayers in the cosmos. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

:Hyrdrogen :bubble: Well my good friends I am off to bed I will see you all tommorow Peace and wuv Take care ya'll :D :p :bunny: :wub:

[kurchatovium]

Nite General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :D :wub:

[General Zod]

I wonder if the scouts have reported yet on the names and powers of the next level of demons

[kurchatovium]

The scouts are back and here is the list of Demon Bosses for Level 10:

Pynx, Lt. General, Exceedingly High Abyssal Knight, A demon much like SCREAM only not quite as nice. Escaped from the Stygian Dimensional Prison over 220 years ago by destroying the whole complex.

Strolm, Lt. General, Exceedingly High Dark Fiend, A demon that is literally surronded by a sphere of darkness. Dark Fiends are hard to fight for the are almost impossible to find. One must navigate their sphere of darkness in order to slay them but almost no one ever survives.

Silx, Lt General, Exceedingly High Sorceress, Also known as The Eliminatrix as her spells are very powerful ad come very swiftly and her ability to kill is unquestioned. Silx hold the record in the Methrobium Army for the complete genocide of most beings.

Krag, Lt. General, Exceedingly High Warrior, Krag is known by several names among them "Kill Lord", "The Devourer" and "Slay God" to name but a few. His weapons are exceedingly deadly and predate our universe.

Singe, Lt General, Exceedingly High Dark Priestess, Known also as "The Preist Eater" for her love of devouring holy men after killing them. Singe is responsible for most of the Priest Of Ages vanishing. She has killed over 75% of them.

Flig, Lt General, Exceedingly High Nether Fiend, Nether fiends can alter reality if given the time. They can also warp and create illusions that can create a hellish atmosphere whereever they go. Many believe that Nether fiend's are responsible for all the heelish nighmares of the cosmos.

666, Lt General, No real classification just known as THE BEAST, A legendary abomination of most evil preportions. A ender of worlds. A destroyer of universes. No other info exists.

Grimial, General, Abyssal Knight Lord, A high ranking Abyssal Knight of high order. Grimial is said to be all armor and weaponry. All that lie inside the armor is darkness and a set of glowing red eyes. Grimial power is so immense even most other demons in Methrobium's army fear him.


Thats the new list everyone :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That is quite a fearsome list. :eek:
:D :p

[General Zod]

Sounds like a very tough bunch :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes quite a nasty bunch. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It includes one demon I've heard of, 666. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes that one does sound very nasty I must admit. :D :p

[milagros317]

It is likely that they are also ugly. :D :p

[General Zod]

It is likely that they are also ugly. :D :p

And smelly too Maybe we should give them a bath :eek: :yowzer:

[milagros317]

I think that we need to kill them, so washing them first would be pointless. :D :p

[General Zod]

Maybe we bathe them in holy water That would kill them and make them less smelly as well :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

On demons this high holy water alone often just ticks them off a lot more. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's too bad, it would be easy to douse them with holy water. :D :p

[General Zod]

My friends

I am going to call it a night Take care Peace and wuv :wub: :bunny: :p :D

[kurchatovium]

Well THE THREAD is looking into concentrating its properties then it might be more effective. :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nite General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :D :wub:

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod. :wavingguy

I'm glad THE THREAD is working on that. :D :p