The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Yes he is indeed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's a shame that HDS doesn't join us lately. :(
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I hope he returns to us soon.

[milagros317]

It would be valuable to have him back. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I quite agree. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Does anybody have news from him lately? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I have not heard from him in a few months but I have heard from Raichyll. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm glad that you've heard from Raichyll. :D :p

[brokenblue]

I wonder if there is enough ice cream in the fridge of Armada before we will fight the demons. :xpeepsofa :ermm: :p :D

[milagros317]

There's always plenty of ice cream onboard these shiips. :D :p

[brokenblue]

I hope we have all the flavors onboard. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

THE THREAD has supplied us with 123,456,789,987 flavors. :D :p

[brokenblue]

Wow! :yowzer: :couch: ...that's a lot of flavors indeed. :bowing: :happyfloa :p :D

[milagros317]

Yes, THE THREAD has a way of storing them hyperdimensionally so they don't take up much space in the three dimensions of our ships. :D :p

[kered]

They even have French Vanilla for me and Carrot/Grape for the parrots. :D :p

[brokenblue]

I see.. :bunny: so French Vanilla for kered and Carrot/Grape for the parrots. How about you Mils? :p :D

[milagros317]

They have every flavor I've ever heard of, and some that I never knew of, such as Giant Sea Monster Swirl. :D :p

[General Zod]

They even have my two new favorite flavors

Ben and jerry's Cherry Garcia popsicle-it's cherry ice cream with a covering of dark chocolate

Klondike bar-white house cherry ice cream with a chocolate coating I wish more truck stops sold those flavors :D :p

[kered]

And Brocolli Strawberry Surprise with Almonds. :D :p

[brokenblue]

That sounds delicious. :santasmil :santasmil Good thing they have all those flavors. :couch: :bouncybou

[milagros317]

They even have Ultra Triple Chocolate Blend-in. :D :p

[General Zod]

And Brocolli Strawberry Surprise with Almonds. :D :p


You eat that flavor?

[brokenblue]

I'm sure all the fruity flavors are there too. :happyfloa :wub: :wub:

[milagros317]

They actually even have Quadruple Ultra Chocolate Blend-in. :D :p

[kered]

You eat that flavor?
It is the parrots second favorite flavor. :D :p

[General Zod]

It is the parrots second favorite flavor. :D :p

Huh Well if the parrots like it.that's ok with me Better not be any celery flavored ice cream There will be trouble if there is :evilha:

[General Zod]

Great job on destroying the latest demon ya'll Sounds like the new grenades worked out great :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The new demon target is approaching quickly. Her name is Silx and she is a powerful sorceress. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

10-4 Kurch I wonder what she looks like I wonder if female demons are as ugly as the male demons

[kurchatovium]

Generally they are quite attractive, at least outwardly, but its a false beauty usually there just to throw off would be male attackers. After enough damge has been done usually their true ugliness appears. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Well,she won't seduce me :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I have complete faith in you General Zod. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Thanks Kurch I wonder how powerful and fast her magic is :D :p

[milagros317]

I have great confidence in you, General Zod. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

She has some pretty powerful spells I would imagine. Best thing to do is keep her busy so she can cast many at all. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That sounds like a good plan. :D :p

[General Zod]

An outstanding plan She can't hope to win against us :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Usually works pretty good against magic users. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

How close are we to the battle? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We are approaching the target area now. Turn on all your scanners. All stations on Yellow Alert!!! :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, on Yellow Alert. :D :p

[General Zod]

*goes around making sure all Holy Katyusha rocket launchers are loaded* :xpulcy: :xpulcy: :p

[kurchatovium]

We are in the target area. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Do scanners have a lock yet? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, waiting for a lock. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have a lock on the target. Repeat we have lock. All stations on Red Alert.

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch. :D :p
*fires the first salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS*

[General Zod]

Aye aye Kurch Here goes the first round :D :p


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH



WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH



WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[kurchatovium]

Keep me posted as soon as you have any enemy damage reports. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

47% of their ships have been destroyed so far. :D :p
*fires the second salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS*[/QUOTE]

[General Zod]

* fires second salvo of Holy Katyusha rockets* :D :p


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOSH

[milagros317]

61% of their ships have been destroyed so far. :D :p
*fires the third salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS*

[kurchatovium]

Excellent news milagros. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*fires third salvo of Holy Katyusha rockets* :D :p


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[milagros317]

71% of their ships have been destroyed so far. :D :p
*fires the fourth salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS*

[kered]

Nothing detected trying to slip in behind us. :D :p

[General Zod]

Fires fourth salvo of holy katyusha's

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[milagros317]

87% of their ships have been destroyed so far. :D :p
*fires the fifth salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS*

[kurchatovium]

Great job so far everyone. Lets keep it up. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*fires fifth salvo of holy katyusha's* :D :D

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[kurchatovium]

The ships should be close to being destroyed. Be careful everyone. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

94% of their ships have been destroyed so far. One more salvo should do it. :D :p
*fires the sixth salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS*

[kurchatovium]

Ok everyone be on guard for Silx to materialize. All non-essential combat personnel please reprt to your quraters. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*fires one more salvo to be sure*


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS H

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, awaiting materialization. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

No signs of materialization yet. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

No sign of it on my ships either. We will stay vigilant. :D :p

[General Zod]

No sign yet here either

[kurchatovium]

...I am detecting a signature on General Zod's ship. On the main bridge. I am teleporting to that location. :D :D :p

[kered]

The birds are deathly still. Something is near.

[General Zod]

*goes hiding into an ambush position*

*I'll make her sorry she decided to fight us* :evilha:

[kurchatovium]

Be careful everryone. She is very dangerous.

[General Zod]

Silx

*come out Zod Come and meet your doom*

*as soon as I see her back to me I let loose a blast of heat vision and then fly to her and hit her very hard *


*SKARLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM*


Silx

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! you shall pay dearly for that Zod!!!!!*

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, we're being very careful. :D :p

[General Zod]

*quickly throws one of the staffs into her side and presses the button for the holy water concentrate*


Silx


*AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNSSSSSSSSSS*

[kurchatovium]

Silx: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU SHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

*Silx start to cast a spell but kurch knocks her back with his staff smashing her into the back of bridge. Silx is quick and claws kurch's right side leaving large scratch marks.*

kurchatovium: Sheesh what a bitch.

*kurch takes his Sowrds of Divine Dimension and thrusts them into both sides of the demon and pulls them downwardleaving her with gaping wounds.*

kurchatovium: See that hurts when you do that to others. :D

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

*blasts her with heat vision on her face*

*chunks of her "pretty" face fall off revealing her butt-ugly looks*

[milagros317]

Great work, General Zod. Make sure that you finish her off. :D :p

[General Zod]

Silx

*you think you can stop me? *

*She then casts a spell to knock me out*

*as she does it I quickly throw a staff of concentrated holy water into her right eye and depress the trigger It then shoots the water into her eye cavity*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kurchatovium]

*While she is distracted I slice off her head with swords of divine dimension the head surprisingly spouts legs and walks away the decapited body grows another head.*

Wow she is using some powerful magic guys.

[kurchatovium]

Ok guys lets split up a bit milagros find the creepy walking head of hers and kill it. Me and Zod will finish off the original demon.

Man these demons get creepier and creepier. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

*jabs one of the staffs into her creepy head, and injects the concentrated holy water* :D :p

Success, the head is dead. :couch:

[General Zod]

Hokey smokes guys She is bad news I will shoot a staff into her hear Let's see what that does

* throws a staff into her heart and presses the trigger*

[milagros317]

*I get back to help you with the original demon, jab another staff into her, and inject the concentrated holy water* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Great job milagros and General Zod.

*the staffs sear out large chunks of flesh and form gaping wounds. These start to heal though*

Silx: YOU CAN NOT KILL ME I AM THE IMMORTAL SILX SLAYER OF GOOD DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

kurchatovium: Hey you dont mind if we give it try though do you.

*kurch takes the swords and swiftly slices severa gaping wound into the demon. The wounds start to heal but beofre they do kurch puts several Super grenades in there. The grenades detonate splatteringmuch of the demon all over the bridge.*

kurchatovium: ooooooooooh baby thats gonna leave a mark.

*the pieces try to reassemble*

keep on her guys she is tough. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I have an idea guys I will melt all of her pieces that fell off with heat vision That may work

*quickly melts all of the body parts that fell off*

[kurchatovium]

Keep those pieces from reassembling guys I am gonna rip her heart out. Only sure way to kill a demon.

Thats the ticket General Zod keep her from reforming.

[milagros317]

*blasts several pieces with THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMB grenades and obliterates them entirely* :D :p

[General Zod]

*keeps blasting away at her pieces*

*man,this is fun* :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*kurch goes to the reforming mass of the once attractive demon Silx. he slices a cavity into and plants a Super grenade next to her heart. THe grenade detonates and severely wounds the demon almost shattering her heartt she tries to rheal again but kurch iopens a portal and thousands of vorpal bunnies begin to deovur her.*

kurchatovium: Time to die Silx.

*The widdle bunnies deovur all of the severely weakened demon leaving nothing left. Many of the widdle bunnies let out a belch as they are quite full. Silx is dead.*

Fantastic job everyone.

[milagros317]

Thanks, Kurch, that was a tough one. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yea she was tough man. The bunnies finally did her in though. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Great job everone I didn't know widdle bunnies would burp I hope they ate their fill :bunny: :bunny: :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Guys I gotta call it a night Up at 5 am to go play in traffic again Take care my friends Great job everyone peace and wuv :wub: :bunny: :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yea the widdle bunnies ate their fill. They need some demon flesh now and then helps their fur grow nice and fluffly. :D :D :p

Nite General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :wub:

[milagros317]

Good night, Gerneral Zod. :wavingguy
I'm glad the bunnies ate well from that evil demon. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup the widdle bunnies are very happy now. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

One more demon crossed off the list is a good thing. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes a very^500 good thing. We are almost half way through Methrobium's list already. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He will be peeved that we killed one of his female demons. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes quite angry I would imagine. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's a shame we won't get to see his face when he gets the news. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yea that would kinda be fun to see. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Well, we can imagine how he'll curse and scream. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^500 true. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I think we can be sure there are more hard battles ahead. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thats a pretty safe guess I would think. :D

[milagros317]

But I have great confidence in our Armada. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

As do I. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

As long as THE THREAD and THE POST are with us, we will be fine. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I quite agree. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And I won't forget to mention that we need the vorpal bunnies, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes they are very^500 important too. :D :p

[milagros317]

Important and wuvable both. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and cuddly too. :D :D

[milagros317]

Yes, cuddly, and cute also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

yes very^500 cute. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Cute, and also intelligent. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes very^500 smart too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Their fine qualities are many. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed they are. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I wuv my pet vorpal bunny Zarita. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I wuv my widdle Fluffykins too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Every human should have a pet vorpal bunny. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I agree totally. :D :D :p

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

[milagros317]

A new day has dawned. Likely we will find out who is our next target. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes the atomic scouts should return shortly. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The candied neutrinos are ready for their return. :D :p

[brokenblue]

I can see the atomic scouts approaching the ship. :atom: :atom: :p :D :D

[milagros317]

Excellent, their information will be crucial to our mission. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The scouts are back and here is the list of Demon Bosses for Level 10:

Pynx, Lt. General, Exceedingly High Abyssal Knight, A demon much like SCREAM only not quite as nice. Escaped from the Stygian Dimensional Prison over 220 years ago by destroying the whole complex.

Strolm, Lt. General, Exceedingly High Dark Fiend, A demon that is literally surronded by a sphere of darkness. Dark Fiends are hard to fight for the are almost impossible to find. One must navigate their sphere of darkness in order to slay them but almost no one ever survives.

Silx, Lt General, Exceedingly High Sorceress, Also known as The Eliminatrix as her spells are very powerful ad come very swiftly and her ability to kill is unquestioned. Silx hold the record in the Methrobium Army for the complete genocide of most beings.

Krag, Lt. General, Exceedingly High Warrior, Krag is known by several names among them "Kill Lord", "The Devourer" and "Slay God" to name but a few. His weapons are exceedingly deadly and predate our universe.

Singe, Lt General, Exceedingly High Dark Priestess, Known also as "The Preist Eater" for her love of devouring holy men after killing them. Singe is responsible for most of the Priest Of Ages vanishing. She has killed over 75% of them.

Flig, Lt General, Exceedingly High Nether Fiend, Nether fiends can alter reality if given the time. They can also warp and create illusions that can create a hellish atmosphere whereever they go. Many believe that Nether fiend's are responsible for all the heelish nighmares of the cosmos.

666, Lt General, No real classification just known as THE BEAST, A legendary abomination of most evil preportions. A ender of worlds. A destroyer of universes. No other info exists.

Grimial, General, Abyssal Knight Lord, A high ranking Abyssal Knight of high order. Grimial is said to be all armor and weaponry. All that lie inside the armor is darkness and a set of glowing red eyes. Grimial power is so immense even most other demons in Methrobium's army fear him.

The scouts are back and our next target is Krag. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Krag sounds like a tough opponent. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes quite tough indeed. :D :D :p

[brokenblue]

Krag sounds like a tough opponent indeed. :p :D

[milagros317]

Nevertheless, I have confidence that we will vanquish him. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

From talking with THE THREAD I beleive Krag laid waste to the first Teddy Bear realm formed in the cosmos by THE CREATOR. THE CREATOR had to then remake another and place the survivors of the first there. Satan tried at a much later date to destroy this second realm as well but the Teddy Bears were much better able to take care of themselves then and of course THE POST took care of Satan. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

A destroyer of Teddy Bears is certainly one evil demon. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I quite agree milagros. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The atomic scouts are devouring lots of candied neutrinos now that they're back. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well thats good they have certainly earned them. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, that's why we keep an enormous supply of them on hand. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Fortunately they are easy to store. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, even a candied neutrino is very^500 small. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes and we even have an extra thick candy coating. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

They especially love the ones with the extra thick coating. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup I would imagine they are extra yummy. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I've never tried them myself, they're too small for humans to taste. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes you are right I can not taste them either. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

But they're just the right size for our fine atomic scouts. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup perfect size for them :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I expect the next battle to be tomorrow, does that seem reasonable? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I think that would be a most accurate estimate my friend. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

My troops and I will get a good night's sleep. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Always a good ideal before a big battle I think. :D :D

[milagros317]

We don't want to face an evil demon while we're drowsy. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^500 true. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

People who do that often wind up dead. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Also very^500 true. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It is my ambition not to wind up dead during our mission. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

An admirable goal I would say. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

My troops have the same admirable goal. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

That is a very^500 good thing I would say. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Yes, we all want to kill demons, and none of us wants to be a martyr who dies in the process. :D :p

[General Zod]

My freinds

I won't be around much for the next few days Tonight I gotta go to bed real early Then when I get to Kansas City,I will be meeting some friends at a scale model show If I can,I will be able to check in on ya'll and fight evil with ya'll Peace and wuv :wub: :bunny: :D :p

[milagros317]

We'll miss you, General Zod. :D :p

[brokenblue]

Good luck to you General. Peace and wuv. :wavingguy :bunny: :bunny: :wub: :p :D

[General Zod]

I'll miss ya'll as well :D :D

[General Zod]

Good luck to you General. Peace and wuv. :wavingguy :bunny: :bunny: :wub: :p :D

Thanks Brokenblue Peave and wuv to you too :wub: :bunny: :bunny:

[milagros317]

My troops are practicing with the new grenades now. :D :p

[Pokey]

Our team is working to get keep in shape for the long haul.

[kurchatovium]

Miss you General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :wub: :wub:

[milagros317]

We may have to fight the next battle without General Zod. :D :p

[Pokey]

It seems like missing battles is an easy thing to do sometimes. :xlime:

[kurchatovium]

Yes it might very well happen we are getting close to the next target area rather quickly. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

My troops are well rested and ready. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We are approaching the target area. :D :D :p

[Pokey]

Ready to proceed.

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, going to Yellow Alert. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We are in the target area. Everyone scan for the target. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, scanners now activated. :D :p

[Pokey]

Scanners activated.............

[milagros317]

Haven't found anything yet. Still scanning. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm no target spotted yet. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Still nothing on my scanners. :D :p

[Pokey]

Look to the aft.....is that a target of a celestial mass only?

[kurchatovium]

Good work Pokey. They were trying to hide behide a star cluster. All stations on Red Alert!!!!! Please wait for lock before firing. :D :D :p

[Pokey]

Red alert assumed......................

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, on Red Alert now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Still awaiting lock. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, we won't fire until we have a lock. :D :p

[Pokey]

Waiting for lock

[kurchatovium]

....................... we have lock................ repeat we have lock..........................


FIRE!!!!!

:D :D :p

[Pokey]

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Firing commenced

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch. :D :p
*fires the first salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS*

[Pokey]

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[kurchatovium]

*Fires first salvo of holy katyusha rockets*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

45% of their ships have been destroyed so far. :D :p
*fires the second salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS*

[Pokey]

Applying another round of lazer defrag

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TheBoss is ready to go and now I must depart until later. Sorry gang. See you sson

[kurchatovium]

*firing second salvo of holy katyusha rockets.*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

77% of their ships have been destroyed so far. :D :p
*fires the third salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS*

[kurchatovium]

*firing third salvo of Holy Katyusha rockets*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

87% of their ships have been destroyed so far. :D :p
*fires the fourth salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS*

[kurchatovium]

Excellent milagros.

*fires fourth salvo of Holy Katyusha rockets.*

[milagros317]

96% of their ships have been destroyed so far. One more salvo should be enough. :D :p
*fires the fifth salvo of THE CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS*

[kurchatovium]

*fires fifth salvo of holy katyusha rockets.*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

All of their ships have been destroyed now. Materialization may come soon. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

No sign of materialization yet. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

None on my ships either. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

................wait getting a materialization signature in the cargo hold of my ship....................... all available combat personnel meet me there.

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, teleporting there now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*kurch teleports to the cargo hold at first he sees nothing but then there is a loud roar and back side of the cargo hold is cut through by two large Axes Of Dread. A hugmongous demon rips through the torn hull of the ship and enters. The ship automatically repressurizes to compensate.*

Krag: I AM KRAG. SLAY GOD. THE DEVOURER. ALL WILL PERISH HERE TODAY.

kurchatovium: My my we are just full of good cheer today arent we.


:D :D :p

[milagros317]

*tosses a dozen of the new greades into Krag's face* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*the grenades detonate searing off much of Krag's face. The demon roars in pain which shatters most of the glass on this level. The demon wields his axes with great speed and strength chopping up much of the cargo hold. kurch casts the spell CREATOR'S WRATH and huge glowing fist slams into Krag's chest breaking his ribs, searing much of his flesh and knocking him back and to the ground.*

Hit him with lots of Grenades milagros. We need to weaken dwon as much as we can. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

*tosses another dozen of the new greades into Krag's face*
*jabs a staff into Krag's belly and injects the concentrated holy water* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Good work milagros.

*the grenades detonate and sear off even more of Krag's face, the super-holy water dissolve off large chunks off the demon's chest. The demon roars again in pain and this roar shatter all the remaining glass on this level. kurch quickly inserts several more holy water staffs into the demon and activates them. He then uses his Swords Of Divine Dimension to slash several gaping wounds into the demons sides. The demon slams kurch with the backside of his ax and kurch is hurled into the front part of the cargo bay.*

Keep on him mils. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

*tosses another dozen of the new greades into Krag's wounds*
*jabs a staff into Krag's posterior and injects the concentrated holy water* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

* the grenades detonate blowing large chuunks of Krag all over the cargo hold. Krag's inner organs are now totally exposed and Krag roars so loudly that the metal in parts of the hull begins to warp. The staff sears off more of flesh off Krag. Krag slams his axes into the hull slicing many key parts of it. kurch jumps and dodges his movemnts and stabs both Swords of Dimension into Krag's eyes. The demon wirthes and hurl kurch into the side of the ship.*

We are wearing him down milagros. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

*tosses another dozen of the new greades into Krag's wounds*
*jabs two staffs into Krag's posterior and injects the concentrated holy water* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*The staffs sear off most of Krag's butt and the grenades blow out most of Krag's internal organs. The demon roars again and warps even more of the hull. kurch sees the demons heart is exposed and shoves several staffs into the heart and activates them and puts a large grenade there as well. kurch runs like heck. The stafs and grenades all go off at same times and literallyvaporize the demons heart instantly. Krag falls to the floor with a thud. Krag is dead.*

Great job everyone. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Great job yourself, Kurch. :D :p
Now you will have to try to clear out the hideous stench of that demon from your cargo hold. :xlime:

[kurchatovium]

Thanks milagros.

THE THREAD said my ship will be repaired and destenched in about an hour and a half. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It is amzaing how fast THE THREAD can get rid of such a foul, foul odor. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes quite amazing indeed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I've teleported back to my own ship to let THE THREAD do his work.:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes he is getting started already. Repairs should be done in no time. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

One more demon killed is a fine thing. :D :p

[brokenblue]

Great job my friends. :grouphug: :atom:
Hopefully there is no damage to the fridge with 123,456,789,987 flavors of ice cream. :p :p :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Indeed it is. I quite agree. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

No such damage, the ice cream is safe. :D :p

[brokenblue]

That is a great news indeed. :p :p :D

[milagros317]

Yes it is, I haven't had a chance to taste even 1% of the flavors yet. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The jammies are safe too. :D :D :p

[brokenblue]

That is another great news too. :D :D :p :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed it is. Nothing better then eating ice cream with your jammies on :D :D :p

[brokenblue]

I totally agree. :D :p :p
What is the status of the ship as of this hour? :atom: :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well we are sending the atomic scouts out to look for the next demon target

[brokenblue]

I am sure the next target will be a tough one. :atom: :atom:

Good night my friend. Peace and wuv. :bunny: :wub:

[kurchatovium]

Good night brokenblue. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :wub: :wub:

[milagros317]

Well we are sending the atomic scouts out to look for the next demon target

I'll have the candied neutrinos ready when they return. :D :p

[brokenblue]

I am also ready to provide any assistance that you might need Milagros. :p :D

[milagros317]

Thank you, brokenblue, you are a wonderful addition to the Armada. :D :p

[brokenblue]

:bunny: You are welcome Milagros. :bowing: :D :p :p
:atom: I am sure all the repairs in the ship has been done. :atom: :atom:
:grouphug: I can see the troops eating some ice cream as of this moment. :happyfloa :bunny: :bunny: :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Yes, the ice cream here is wonderful. :D :p

[brokenblue]

Indeed it is. :D :p :p

[kurchatovium]

Faith is like ice cream it comes in many flavors. Rejoicings; 2:2 The Book Of THREAD

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

The book of THE THREAD has many wise sayings in it. :D

[kurchatovium]

Thank you milagros. I quite agree.

Here is another:

Every life has meaning. Every life affects the cosmos. Like pebbles thrown in a pond each new life ripples through the comsos. Infinitessimals; 1:7, The Book Of THREAD

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

That is another wise saying indeed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I think so too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

THE THREAD is a fountain of wisdom. :D :p