The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Night General Zod. Take care my firend. Peace and wuv. :D :D :p

*the vortex hole slowly closes up as the last souls have departed. kurch gets up and dusts himself off. The Well Of Souls is completely gone consumed entirely in the process. Kurch begins to make his way out of the church.*

Any reports of demons yet guys???? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

No sign of demons yet, Kurch. Still guarding the perimeter. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am picking up something here in the Church. It cant be a demon though they would not venture into a place this holy. Keep all stations on Yellow Alert.

:D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

*Reminded of bananas by the alert color, HDS has one.* Something is indeed here...it's coming closer...closer... *Moves towards one corner of the church* I feel it...closer...

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, remaining on Yellow Alert. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hello Kurchatovium

*Kurch sees a large winged creature by the Altar at the head main part of the church.*

kurchatovium: Hello who might you be.

Names at this point are largely unimportant but my name is Ulrial.

kurchatovium: Hmmmm that is a familiar name dont work with THE HIGH COUNCIL.

Ulrial: Yes I do or did at least. Let me explain. I have grown tired of all the service here. Tired of all endless tasks. I have decided to end my existence and hepl the one true power. The power that is Methrobium.

kurchatovium: I see well that sounds not very "Angelic" if you ask me.

Ulrial: No indeed it is not. By the way your priestly spells are useless against me and the church is wired with a very large amount of Void Explosives enough to take out you and the armada.

kurchatovium: A very good stragey I must say but why not just blow everything up before I released the souls from The Well Of Souls.

Ulrial: Thank you. Well that object has considerable power as you saw no doubt. If I destroyed everything before likely all of heaven would be destroyed and also destroy much of our own forces. This way I only takeout myself and you and your armada.

kurchatovium: Interesting. I suppose we could still fight.

Ulrial: True but then we would both just get sweaty and the bombs would still just go off by the time you could actually destroy me. I also have cast a stasis spell on this area so as long as I am around nothing can leave or enter.

kurchatovium: Quite the conundrum.

Ulrial: Indeed it is. You only have about ten minutes for a solution.

kurchatovium: Oh I have a solution.

Ulrial: Really?

kurchatovium: Yes really. It was staring me right in the face. Luckily I always keep my eyes open.

Ulrial: I dont understand.

kurchatovium: You wouldn't since you have lost your Faith. Let me show you.....

[milagros317]

I hope you can thwart his evil plan, Kurch. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

If anyone can, it would be the Kurchman. :D We are now spectators in this. :p

[milagros317]

Highly interested spectators, though. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

When one's survival is at stake, interest isn't the half of it, I'd say. Drink before we die or are saved? *Holds out a tray* :D

[milagros317]

Thank you, HDS. :D :p *takes a shot glass full of Lagavulin from the tray*

[kurchatovium]

*kurch cast one of the simplest priests spells known to any priest. Even many low order priests can cast this spell. The spell is known as Quake. As soon as the spell is cast the Church begins to shake violently.*

Ulrial: Really kurchatovium did you think A silly spell like quake qoud hurt me. I thought you would have had a better plan.

kurchatovium: Patience my fallen angel. Patience.

*the church tremors become more and more violent and soon the giant cross starts to loosen and become unstable.*

kurchatovium: Ulrial. Do you know the definition of the word "irony"?

Ulrial: Not off hand no.

kurchatovium: The definiton should cross your mind in about five seconds.

Ulrial: What???

*the large cross weighing thousands of metric tons crashes onto Ulrial literally crucifying him and crushing him. Ulrial is dying quickly.*

Ulrial: How did you know the cross would land the way it did? It was a a million to one it would land just right. How could you have known????

kurchatovium: Simple. I had faith. Goodbye Ulrial. We have to leave.

Ok everyone we got like 7 minutes to clear out before this place blows. Lets get the HELL outta here. (sorry for the mixed metaphor.)

[HisDivineShadow]

Run away! *Flies into the air and phases through the wall*

[kurchatovium]

HDS can you help us guide our ships outta here. We need to put all these ships into overdrive fast. Any help you can offer wuld be greatly appreciated seeing as none of us want to be blown into non-existence. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

7 minutes isn't very long. :D :p
*rapidly evacuates from the perimeter of the church*

[kurchatovium]

*teleports back to his ship.*

Ok everyone all ships at full drive at full speed. As they say back on Earth. FLOOR IT!!!

[HisDivineShadow]

Bah. I hate to use this this technique as it hurts the next day, but whatever. *Chants softly. In an instant, the entire fleet, troops and all, from Mils and Kurch to the largest vessel, is shrunk to the size of an atom. Calling the tiny fleet to him, HDS swallows the lot. Grumbling, he morphs into a black cloud of darkness and melds into the ground, fleeing far faster than any ship can fly through the earth itself, popping out at Earth, somehow. Summoning the fleet from within him, he resizes the lot and restores them to normal*

Sorry about the swallowing, but the only way I can move others that quickly is to take them within me. :D 'Course, it'll make me sick tomorrow using that. Only works on allies, too, as enemies would shoot me insides to bits. :D

[milagros317]

Thanks, HDS, that was even faster than our ships could have gone themselves. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HisDivineShadow]

I can say this for certain: I am glad to be here and not there. :D

[milagros317]

I wonder how much of Heaven was destroyed in that explosion. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Only a small portion unfortunately we could not have escaped in time to save ourselves.

Can you take us back to Heaven now HDS? We have lots of unfinshed business there. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's certainly a fast and painless way to travel. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

I can, but I think I'll need the POST to revive me after this. HDS isn't suppose to do this more than once per Earth day.

*Repeats his chant and swallows up the armada. Flows through the essense of the cosmos at the speed of shadow and pops back out in a rather scene of destruction. Reforms the forces, looks about at the remnants of the church, and promptly keels over and dies.* :D

[kurchatovium]

Certainly is. We still have much to do though. Methrobium now, no doubt thinks we are dead. We can use this to our advantage. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Thanks again, HDS, and I don't believe you're really dead. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*cute widdle teddy bear comes in and stands next to HDS's body and looks up at kurch*

Go on POSTIE you can do it. You know how. Have faith.

*kurch smiles. THE POST smiles back.*

*THE POST cast "HEART OF LIFE". The room start to glow bright pink and soon red hearts begin to swirl around HDS's body. More and more hearts swirl around and around and even levitate the body. Soon HDS is cover in glowin red hearts which glow intensely and then fade. HDS wakes up although somewhat groggy.*

Great work POSTIE. HDS you might be a bit groggy for awhile I suggest you rest up a bit. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Thanks again, HDS, and I don't believe you're really dead. :D :p
*Staggers about and manages to mumble the following* You may be right. Methinks good 'ol POST managed to get to me moments before I expired. :D Now, if you'll pardon HDS, he's going to sit the rest of this night's work out and cheer from his hover chair. *Falls into his chair* :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks again HDS for all your help. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Very glad that you survived, HDS. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Me too. :D :D :wub:

[HisDivineShadow]

I'll regret it tomorrow, but oh well. :D As ever, I am in dept to my personal CPR consultant, dear POST. :wub:

[milagros317]

THE POST can do wonderous things. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

THE POST is indeed amazing. He is quite happy HDS is well too. He is doing a happy dance.

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[milagros317]

THE POST does that dance quite well indeed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The widdle bunnies taught it too him :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Such talents do those bunnies and that bear possess. :D And with that, HDS is going to float off to slumber. A layout needs to be finished tomorrow, and unlike the days of old where we three and some others long gone would be up 'till the wee hours posting, HDS cannot stomach it today. So faretheewell, and pleasant dreams all.... :zzzzz:

[kurchatovium]

Good Night HDS, Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :wub: :D

[milagros317]

It's been another fine day for our Armada. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed. Hopefully The Seraphim Queen is feeling much better. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I expect that you will hear from her soon. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I hope so. Things are bit disrupted here after the blast so it may be a little bit before we hear from her. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

She will want to thank you for freeing all of the souls. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I am sure she will want to talk to all of us. I have sent the atomic scouts out in the meantime to help us figure out everything that has happened since the blast. They should be done by tomorrow. :D :D :p

[brokenblue]

:atom: Hopefully the fridge is still intact. :p :p :D

[kurchatovium]

The fridge, ice cream, jammies, donuts, popcorn, and chips are all fine. :D :D :D :p :p :p :p

[brokenblue]

:atom: I'm glad to hear that. :p :D :D
:atom: :atom: Good night kurch! Peace and wuv my friend. :bunny:

[milagros317]

A new day has dawned. Perhaps it will be a fine day for the Armada. :D :p

[General Zod]

Great job on taking down that traitor Kurch :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Welcome back, General Zod. Yes, Kurch did a great job. :D :p

[General Zod]

Thanks Milagros I am sorry I missed the battle :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's OK, we know that you work hard and have a busy schedule driving a lot. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks General Zod. Welcome back to Heaven or....umm whats left of it anyway...hehehehe :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That was a big explosion, there is lots of damage. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Fortunatley only 12.7532765489643 % of Heaven was lost. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Thankfully it was only a small portion lost No casualties I assume? :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The only casualty was the traitor Urial. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I wouldn't call a traitor a casualty Any news on if there are any surviving flying vorpal bunnies? :D :D

[kurchatovium]

None yet but we are hoping to fnd some info when we fight the demon Vayy. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

My armements troops have developed a set of restraints that will hold this Vayy I have some questions for him He will talk :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We got it covered General Zod. First rule with demons is never trust anything they ever tell you. We have a special set of Information Reconnassaince Atomic Scouts (IRAS) to get any info Vayy has on his ships. Then when we me meet up with Vayy we just kill him deader than a sack of Door Knobs. IRAS will get the job done for us. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That sounds like a wise plan, Kurch. :D :p

[General Zod]

Wow They sound like some great scouts They must be new :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes THE THREAD has been working on designing them specifically for this task but they will prove useful for many other missions as well I think. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yet another wonderful accomplishment by THE THREAD. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed. We are hoping to release the scouts soon. So they might begin their mission. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I can hardly wait to see how well they work out :xpulcy: :xpulcy: :p

[kurchatovium]

Me too. THE THREAD hopes to release them later tonight. Hopefully we will have some info in a day or too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do these new scouts also like candied neutrinos? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Not sure let me ask THE THREAD............................................ .................................................. .................................

Yup THE THREAD says they love candied neutrinos as well. :D :p

[milagros317]

It's great that we have a huge supply of them. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes they are very easy to store too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Many of them can be stored in almost no volume at all. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^500 true indeed. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Our scouts are very reliable. As perfect as scouts get, even. :D

[kurchatovium]

Indeed they are HDS. Our current scouts are returning now with the latest report.

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[HisDivineShadow]

So very fast. :shock:

[kurchatovium]

Well after the blast there is less Heaven that is needed to be explored. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I have the candied neutrinos ready for them. :D :p

[General Zod]

I can hardly wait for the report :D :D

[milagros317]

Their report will tell us what we need to do next. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The report says we need to get to The Clock Room quickly as possible. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Going to clock room then :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The scouts could not identify the evil prescence that was there though. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

That's not a good sign. :D

[General Zod]

Make sure all demon sweepers are locked and loaded

[milagros317]

We will have to be ready for anything in the Clock Room. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

HDS'll be content as long as it's not another bomb-ridden trap. :D

[kurchatovium]

I dont think heaven can afford to lose anymore real estate. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I agree, I wouldn't like another one of those. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Neither would I. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Let us hope it is something more normal, like a fire-spewing demon or some kind of vile cloud of doom then. :D :p

[General Zod]

Why do I get the feeling that the demons are trying to ambush us and destroy Heaven in the process? :shake: :shake:

[milagros317]

Yes, I think that an ambush is possible. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Those wascaly weasels...

HDS is now going to the land of Z's. If I am needed, Kurch can probably summon me, although being asleep, I won't be able to talk, merely follow commands. :D Nighty night...

[General Zod]

Good night HDS Pleasant dreams :wavingguy

[kurchatovium]

Thanks HDS. Good night my friend. Peace and wuv. :D :wub:

[milagros317]

Good night to both of you. :wavingguy
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Methrobium is definetly trying to take over Heaven. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Have we found out why we are needed in the clock room yet?

[milagros317]

We must thwart his evil plan to do so. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Basically he who controld The Clock Room General Zod controls much of time and space in the entire cosmos. It is a place of great power and it must not fall to Methrobium. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

In that case, we must hurry to the Clock Room. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I agree milagros. We must head there immeaditely. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I wonder who we will find there The coward can't fight us in an open battle :D :D

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, ready to proceed to the Clock Room. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Not sure as of yet. I have discussed this with HDS though. We seem to think it is an evil from another plane of existence. Something Methrobium has summoned. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Hmmmmmm I guess the head demon is scared of us if he has to call for outside help :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes the problem is with demons of such Chaotic evil like Methrobium they often summon beings from realms of greater power than their own realm. I really rather not awaken any other evil demon realms as to where our realm is. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Friends

I am going to call it a night About to fall asleep I will see ya'll tommorow night peace and wuv :bunny: :wub: :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Night General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :wub: :bunny: :D

[milagros317]

A new day has dawned, and I hope it will be a fine day for our Armada. :D :p

[General Zod]

I wonder what we will find in the clock room :bunny: :p

[milagros317]

We can't be sure what is in there, but it is certain to be evil. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Approaching clock room area. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Weapons locked and loaded :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I am quite curious as to what is in the Clock Room. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Should be very interesting :D :p

[milagros317]

Also, it will be dangerous. :D :p

[General Zod]

If whatever in the clockroom is evil,they shall go down hard :D :D

[milagros317]

Yes, General Zod, I'm sure that we'll destroy whatever evil beings are there. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD is analyzing his energy signature as we speak. He is not from the Abyssal Plane thats for sure. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Hopefully our weapons will hurt the enemy :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's best not to rush in without more analysis from THE THREAD then? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have no choice the reinforcements that Heaven has sent have largely been wiped out if we dont do something The Clock Room will fall. THE THREAD is working as fast as he can. We should be in the target area in a few more minutes. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, ready to face unknown danger there in a few minutes. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

All stations on Red Alert!!!!!!!!!! Be ready for anything and everything. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*switches safety off on demon sweeper*

[kurchatovium]

Entering Clock Room Area.

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, on Red Alert. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

All scanners on high. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, scanners set on high. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Now we wait. THE THREAD is analyzing the situation. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

To quote Tom Petty "waiting is the hardest part" :D :D

[kurchatovium]

To also quote Tom Petty "Gonna stand our ground and we wont back down" :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, waiting for THE THREAD's analysis. :D :p

[General Zod]

To also quote Tom Petty "Gonna stand our ground and we wont back down" :D :D :p
Can I get an amen brothers? :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD is saying that the evil is from another realm. Another even more ancient realm than the Abyssal Plane. He is definetly negative energy but of a different kind. THE THREAD is adjusting the systems to more easily spot and destroy the targets. The main evil body on the ship is up to us yet though. :D :D :p

(Amen Brother Zod. :D :p )

[milagros317]

More ancient than the Abyssmal Plane? That is amazing. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes very scary too. I know there are a great many plane of evil out there. I was kinda hoping not run into all them though. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Scary, true, but we have to prevail here. :D :p

[General Zod]

I think this level will be our hardest fight :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Does not look like its gonna be easy thats for sure. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's not a surprise. Level 11 wasn't at all easy. :D :p

[Pokey]

Time will tell what history held for this newest level!!!!

[milagros317]

Any more analysis from THE THREAD? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Armada Optimization complete resume scanning. :D :D :p We should find something now. :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, scanning resumed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Scanners all on high. Maintain Red Alert status. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Anything on the scanners yet? :xpulcy: :xpulcy:

[milagros317]

Myy scanners are picking up a cold kind of evil, like an evil void. :D :p
Sending you all the coordinates.

[kurchatovium]

Got something. Holy smoke it a very large battlalion of ships coming straight for the clock room. Lets get a lock on these guys fast everyone before we are overwhelmed. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

All Holy Katyusha rocket launchers are loaded and ready to fire :D :D

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, wating for a lock. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

....................OK everyone we have lock on all the targets.......repeat we have lock on all the targets....................

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[General Zod]

Fires first salvo of rockets :D :D :p


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[kurchatovium]

Keep me posted everyone. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch. :D :p

*fires first salvo of CONCENTRATED CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS*

[General Zod]

*quickly reloads and fires second salvo of rockets* :D :D


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOSH

[kurchatovium]

Excellent work everyone.

*The Pletherians quickly get off 3 salvos of fire *

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

With the help of the Pletherians, 66% of their ships have been destroyed already. :D :p

*fires second salvo of CONCENTRATED CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS*

[General Zod]

*fires third salvo of rockets* :D :D

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[milagros317]

87% of their ships have been destroyed already. :D :p

*fires third salvo of CONCENTRATED CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS*

[kurchatovium]

WOW!!! :wowzer:

Fantastic work everyone. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

All of their ships have now been destroyed. :D :p
Be alert for materialization. :xpeepsofa

[General Zod]

* Fires fourth salvo of rockets* :D :D


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

I have to call it a night my friends Up at 5am or so Peace and wuv :wub: :bunny: :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Ok All on-board scanners on high. Watch out for anything unusual. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod. :wavingguy
We're remaining alert for materializations. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Night General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :D :wub:

[milagros317]

Still scanning with no sign of a materialization yet. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am picking up something......well I should say nothing.....a null like signature on the bridge of you ship milagros. I think its best if we go all go there quickly. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, on my way to the bridge right now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*kurch teleports to the bridge*

*there is a large cloud of swirling emptiness on the deck of mils ship. The entity seems to ebb and flow but has no real structure. Almost has if he is made of nothing.*

the creature speaks:

You were supposed to be dead. Methrobium said he destroyed you.

kurchatovium: Never trust a demon I always say. Who are you?

I am usually not called anything but I suppose you can call me Empty that would the closest thing I have to a real name.

kurchatovium: Empty it is then. Where you from Empty?

Empty: I was summoned from my plane of existence by Methrobium. Sigh rather foolish on his part. Once he conquers your realm me and the highe beings from my realm will destroy him and take over this place.

kurchatovium: So you are not the highest ranking being from your realm.

Empty: No not high at all. Methrobium has not the power to summon anyone higher. I doubt anyone in your realm does.

kurchatovium: I see.

Empty: I must destroy you know. It was interesting talking with you.

*Empty begins to expand and the very fabric of all our ships seems to start to disappear.*

THE THREAD is talking to me mils he has an ideal. Hold your fire and get THE POST up here as well. :D :D I sure hope this works.

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch. Holding fire until THE POST arrives. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*THE POST arrives on the deck of milagros's ship at first he is a bit scared at the large dark cloudl slowly vaporizing all matter.*

kurchatovium: Don't worry POSTIE just do like me and cast healing spells on the beast ok.

THE POST: Okie Doke. Will that help.

kurchatovium: It should if THE THREAD and me are right.

THE POST: OK. Lets start casting then.

*THE POST and kurchatovium start casting healing spells at the beast. Every spell cast causes the beast to wail an unhioly other worldly scream*

Wow it appears to be working. Mils get any of our healers up here too and have them help us out. Quick. All matter here is being destroyed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye,aye, Kurch. :D :p
*summons all of the healers*

[kurchatovium]

*the healers start casting as they come in and Empty screams grow louder and louder and the black void starts to shrink a bit. The ships still lose matter, so it is a race to see who can destroy the other first.*

:D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*The healers and THE POST continue to cast their healing spells at Empty. The beast dies more and more with each casting but the ships also continue to disintegrate. Kurchatovium decides to cast the powerful new spell of CREATOR's TOTAL HEALING. It is a rather lengthy spell but probably one of the strongest healing spells in the cosmos. Kurch recites the incantantion and a bright glowing orb of light forms inside the middle of Empty. The beast wails increase a 100 fold. Kurch continues the spell and the orb grows in size and intensity. As kurch finishes the spell the orb's brightness grows another 100 fold and suddenly bursts apart. The white healing energy rips Empty to shreds and the beast vanishes. That what was nothing was made full and hence destroyed. Empty is dead. The Clock Room is saved.*

Great work everyone. Thanks Mils. Thanks General Zod. Thanks Pokey. Thanks THREADIE. Thanks POSTIE.

:D :wub: :wub: :D

[HisDivineShadow]

Quick thinking, Kurchman! One evil presence down, about a bazillion demons left to go. :D

[natural tickler]

My lord, I am truly indeed sorry for being away from this thread so long, I have had personal problems to deal with. I am happy to say those issues are resolved, and are fully ready to indeed serve you. However, I do need to be briefed as I am far behind, and need to catch up

Orders, my lord??

[General Zod]

Great thinking on how to take that demon out :bowing: :bowing: :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks HDS and General Zod. :D :D :p :p


No problem General NT. Glad to have you back. Lets set up a defensive perimeter around The Clock Room as we make sure all our systems are operational and make sure we can secure The Clock Room area.. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Wonderful spell-casting, Kurch. :D :p

[Pokey]

I think that was an incredible spell to use, very unique and worthwhile

[kurchatovium]

Thanks mils and Pokey. I can't take all the credit though THE THREAD's analysis helped us both to figure out what needed to be done. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The defensive perimeter is complete, Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent milagros. I hear The Seraphim Queen is recovering quickly and once she has recovered she will most likely wish to speak with us and help us as well. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

HDS is going to go roast marshmallows out on the perimeter edge. Nothing is coming by without my say-so, or it gets a hot, sticky marshmallow where the sun don't shine. :D *Wanders out*

[General Zod]

Freinds

Gotta call it a night Wish I could hang around more Peace and wuv :D :wub: :p :bunny:

[Pokey]

Peace and wuv General Zod, and be safe in your travels

[milagros317]

Good night, HDS and General Zod. :wavingguy
It's been a fine day for our Armada. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

*Calls from his distant campfire* Peace and good dreams, General sir! :wavingguy

HDS remains, Milagros old chum. He's just going to go be grumpy by the perimeter to scare away intruders. :D

[milagros317]

Ah, I misunderstood you, HDS. :D :p
Go ahead and scare them away. :p

[kurchatovium]

Good Night General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv.

HDS Does The Clock Room look like its in good shape? Father Time wont let me in. Says you have to be at least a million years old to get it in. :D :p

[milagros317]

I don't qualify to enter either, falling short by 999,944 years. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Father Time still seems to be a bit grumpy :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

*Picks himself up from his campfire* That cranky bugger. I'll show him a million years. *Grumbles* Anybody care for a marshmallow before I storm in there and berate the guy? I wouldn't want to get sticky goodness on any vital mechanics. :D *Passes out marshmallows* Now then...*Walks up to the door*

Father Time: Who is it? I though I told you no ad...oh, hello HDS.

HDS: And a good evening to you, or at least it would be, if you'd stop being so cranky about visitors under a million.

Father Time: I refuse to be scolded on people skills from you of all beings.

HDS: Ah, point taken. //Aside: He seems fine, at least. No loss of vitality. :D// Will you kindly let me in at least? Someone from our party has to check, and the Pletherians don't like you because you're so grumpy. :D

FT: Well, you're old enough, at least. Just don't break anything.

HDS: Last time you told me that, it was YOU that broke something, as I recall. Now...*Enters the room.*

*Some time passes. HDS reemerges*

HDS: Everything seems to be in order, thank goodness. The recent explosion seems to have done no harm to even a single dial. Methinks you prevented a catastrophe. Oh, F. Time, did you even KNOW that these kind folks saved you from certain destruction? We had an actual summoned being, albeit a lower-grade one, from the abyssal plane here! I'm sure I don't need to elaborate. :D

FT: Oh dearie, oh dearie me! All my clocks! All my timekeeping! *Father Time proceeds to fret and pace*

HDS: You should be nicer to your saviors, yanno. :p

FT: *Hurries over to thank Kurch and Co* Oh blessed ones. Not only have you saved the clockroom, you've saved me!

HDS, whispering: His ego hasn't suffered the years badly, either. :p

[milagros317]

Well done, HDS. :D :p
He is a fussy old character.

[kurchatovium]

Thanks HDS.

Father Time is quite welcome as well. Glad we could be of help. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Glad to do something, since I missed the fun yesterday. :D Besides, I have a fondness for the old curmudgeon. He may be cranky, he may be irritable, but deep underneath all that grump there lies a caring soul, albeit one usually kept chained up. :D You have to know him for eons before you can see it, and few besides myself have troubled themselves to. :D :p

[milagros317]

It would take a long time to get to know him, I fear. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Aye, but, with some, it just can't be helped. At least he is safe for now. Without his Abyssal summon, Methrobium has not the forces to attack the Clock Room and defend against us. I suspect that, being the greater threat, he will attack us. :D Perhaps the Seraphim Queen will have something to tell us that will be of help when she recovers fully. :xpulcy:

[milagros317]

I am anxious to hear from her after all this time. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes she was quite weak. We saved her almost in the nick of time another few days and she might have been lost to us. So she should be totaly recovered in afew more days. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That was very fortunate that we freed all the souls in time. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

This is certainly splendid news. :xpulcy:

[milagros317]

So we should hear from her in a few days. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Their were more souls in there then I think we even knew. The Well Of Souls was a powerful artifact. Thank goodness all those souls are free.

I think HDS is right. The Star Room and some of the other palces here are safe. Methrobium is regathering his troops to prepare for battle against us. No telling what he will do to try to defeat us. Chaotic evil demons are most dangerous when desperate. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We must be ready for his evil forces when they arrive. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

At least we won't have to do too much searching for Methrobium's forces, seeing as how they'll be tracking us and nothing else. :D

Alas, time for HDS to call it a night. I'd guess that Methrobium is still stunned from the loss of his Abyssal summon. 'Tis not often that they see defeat, and he is likely to hold back, at least for tonight, to plan his next move. I imagine he's quite angry right now. :D

G'night and peace to all. :happyfloa

[kurchatovium]

He may try to summon more creature from other evil planes. This is what I am most afraid of. I rather not have every evil realm in cosmos know our "zip code" if you know what I mean. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Good night, HDS. :wavingguy
There seem to be too many evil creatures in the cosmos. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Good Night HDS. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :wub: :D

[milagros317]

I wonder how many evil beings already know our zip code. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Right now I think too many. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's a real shame, it means many more battles. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes lots more I am afraid. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Well, somebody has to kill all these demons and other evil things. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^2000 true milagros. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I wish we had more allies, though. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Perhaps more will turn up. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

True, we can always hope that more will turn up. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am sure they will there are lots of good realms as well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, there must be many good realms as well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes lots and lots I think :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It's a new day, and, I hope, a good one for our Armada. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we should be hearing from the IRAS today (Intelligence Reconnaisance Atomic Scouts) about the Flying Vorpal bunnies and the regular atomic scouts have been dispatched to find our next target. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aha, the flying vorpal bunnies. I wonder if they really exist. :D :p

[General Zod]

Hopefully I will hear of news of them before I retire for the night How is everyone today? :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am well. Thank you for asking General Zod. :D :p

Well they did really exist its just a question if there are any survivors at this point. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

In that case, I think we are all hoping for some surviviors. :D :p

[General Zod]

Guys

Pray for me I have to drive I95 through NY City and Conneticut tommorow :cry1: :shake: :shake:

[kurchatovium]

You will be in our thoughts and prayers General Zod. :D :wub:

[milagros317]

The part of it that is the Cross Bronx Expressway is ghastly. Good luck, General Zod. :D :p

[General Zod]

The part of it that is the Cross Bronx Expressway is ghastly. Good luck, General Zod. :D :p

Thank you my friends I must have made someone in dispatch mad at me :D :D :p

[milagros317]

You're welcome, General Zod. :D :p
Honk your horn as you go by the upper west side of Manhattan.

[kurchatovium]

You are welcome General Zod. :D :p

[General Zod]

You're welcome, General Zod. :D :p
Honk your horn as you go by the upper west side of Manhattan.

Will do Milagros Probably be doing a lot of horn blowing :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

YAY!! The IRAS are coming back with their report. :D :D :p :bunny: :bunny:

[General Zod]

I can hardly wait for the report :bouncybou :bouncybou

[kurchatovium]

They are filing it now. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm anxious to hear about it also. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Splendid! Of course, as soon as they file it HDS has to flee, but c'est la vie. At least I put in a token appearance. :D *Flees almost before he even got here*

[kurchatovium]

Ahhh here is their report:

The good news is there is a large number of Flying Vorpal Bunnies that have survived. Unfortunately the bad news is they are trapped in another Evil plane of existance. Similar to the Abyssal Plane only much more evil. Vayy sold out the surviving bunnies to this evil plane in exchange for some weapons and spells these othe demons gave him. We have some location coordinates to an ancient site whre a portal maybe actvated tot his Realm but we have no ideal what the realm is. THE THREAD is trying to research this now. END REPORT.

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

The good news is very^500 good indeed. :D :p

[General Zod]

That sonava...........He is gonna die slowly :rant: With that I gotta call it a night Boy oh boy,I ain't lookin forward to tommorow Peace and wuv my friends :bunny: :wub: :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Perhaps HDS as heard of this realm. *gives coordinates to ancient portal site mentioned in report to HDS.*

Night General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv.

:D :p

[milagros317]

Goood night, General Zod. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD is analyzing the IRAS report now. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm sure that THE THREAD will do a good job of analyzing. :D :p