The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Me too. :D :p

[milagros317]

We must save the flying vorpal bunnies. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we must I think this will be our next mission after this one. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I hope they are all still alive when we get to them, poor flying vorpal bunnies. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We can only hope milagros. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Do they know that we are going to try to rescue them? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I doubt they will know. The realm is quite isolated. :D :p

[milagros317]

It will be a wonderful surprise when we arrive, then. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed it will :D :D :p

[milagros317]

What is our next immediate mission? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Our current mission remains to destroy Methrobium and his forces. We have already saved The Seraphim Queen and The Clock Room. So destroying Methrobium is the only goal left for this mission. :D :D :p :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Perhaps HDS as heard of this realm. *gives coordinates to ancient portal site mentioned in report to HDS.*
*Raises an eyebrow* That is indeed the location of a very old portal. It was sealed long ago to prevent that within from venturing into this realm. Looks as though the seal begins to weaken, however, if trade passes through it. I will need to find an old report to explain this one. *Flits home at the speed of shadow and goes deep into the Order archives. Returns with a very old book* Within this book is the story of the portal and what had to be sealed in it, written by the one who made the portal. It may be of use, later, when Methrobium is no more than a memory.

[milagros317]

I see, Methrobium must be killed next. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

We can't very well let him live now, eh? :D :p

[milagros317]

Certainly not, he is unspeakably evil. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks for the info HDS. I think this might be our next mission once Methrobium is taken care of.

Beings as evil as Methrobium can never be to dead. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

I wholeheartedly agree. :D

[kurchatovium]

Demons often have a nasty habit of resurrecting themselves so I always like killing them at lease 3 or 4 times just to be sure. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

You can never be too careful with beings of ultimate evil, aye aye. :D

[kurchatovium]

Especially someone like Methrorbium who has meetings all the time without any donuts. :eek: :yowzer: Truely evil.

:D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

No doughnuts!? :yowzer: HDS doesn't eat doughnuts, but how can one have a meeting without at least offering doughnuts? That's one of the more evil things I've heard in recent memory. :sowrong:

:p

[kurchatovium]

Yes he is indeed quite evil my friend. I hear his crew does not even have any jammies. :eek: :yowzer: :eek: :yowzer:

:D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

I am dumbfounded. Such evil has no business existing. :wow: :wow: :wow:

:D :D

[kurchatovium]

Yes I agree. Hopefully Methrobium wont be existing for very much longer. :D

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Oh the atomic scouts have returned searching for our next target. :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The scouts are back and here is the list of major demons for the main part of Level 12. This is for the main part of Level 12. The top level of heaven has many hidden places. Like The Clock Room and The Star Room. So we will have to be extra extra careful up here. Here is the list

The list for Level 12:

Xox, High General, Abyssal Knight Prince, One of the chosen elite of the Abyssal Knights. A powerful evil force who has slain entire realms in mere minutes.

Myk, High General, Abyssal Knight Queen, The Queen of the Abyssal Knights. A very powerful she demon. She has powerful weapons of destruction. Her speed his amazingly fast and has been reported to be even faster than vorpal bunny attacks which are generally consider to be one of the fastest attacks in the cosmos

Zilk; High General, Abyssal Knight King, The ruler of the Abyssal Knights. A being of total abject horror. Has never been seen in this realm before but I have heard his screams literally vapoize matter and he has Death Ray vision as well. Very^2000 nasty being.

Vayy, High Commander General, Terror Warrior, One of the leaders of Methrobiums Army. The very sight of this demon inflicts terror on them. As hideous a being has as ever been created. His powers are tremndous as well and his cruelty his unsurpassed. He is supposedy credited with slaughtering most of the Flying Vorpal Bunny Brigade.

Lall, High Commander General, Time Warrior, Another leader of Methrobium's army. Can warp space and time to his own warped will. A being so terrifying it is reported that he stopped the CREATOR's first attempt at creating the cosmos.

Sett, High Commander General, Chaos Warrior, Another leader of Methrobium's army. Can can do unspeakable things with space and matter. Few being in the Abyssal plane ever attain the level of Chaos Warrior. It is a position of great power. Sett has been reported to have destroyed the first race of men that CREATOR put on Earth.

Zysss, High Commander General, Destruction Warrior, The last leader of Methrobium's Army. There is only ever one Destruction Warrior around in the Abyssal Plane. Only way to get to that position is for the one who holds it to be killed. Of course thats how Zyss got his position by ripping the previous Destruction Warrior to pieces over the course of a week. A very painful and messy coup.

Zumi, The High Priestess, Dark Priestess Of THE COUNCIL OF CHAOS, A she demon of immnese and dark powers. Can cast some of the oldest most powerful evil spells in the cosmos. She has reportedly attacked the Seraphim Queen and badly injured her once. Few beings have the might to do that.

The High Lord, The High Lord, Dark Preist, Methrobium's right hand being. So devoted to Methrobium he has given up his name. Has reportedly once tried to overthrow the CREATOR himself and still somehow survived.

Well that is the list. No reports of Methrobium himself. He is most likely hiding. As well as a few other nasty beings no doubt. We also must find THE CHURCH OF FAITH to free the souls trapped in The Well Of Souls and help The Seraphim Queen

Our next targets are Zilk, Vayy, and Lall. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Splendid! If we can attack Lall first, he will draw out Zilk, and I seal both them and myself away and do battle where Lall's powers will be meaningless. I'll leave Vayy to you. :D

[kurchatovium]

Excellent plan HDS. I think Methrobium's forces still might think we are all dead after that hugomongous blast in The Church Of Faith, so we will have the element of surprise as well. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

The only thing you'll have to do with Lall is attack him physically. Thus threatned, he will summon Zilk. Once he's here, you have but to keep them busy for three minutes. That's all I need to conjur a space-time bubble and seal them, along with me, within it. Once done, you can safely deal with Vayy and any other forces belonging to Lall or Zilk.

Will the attack be tonight, or later? We seem to be short warriors this evening. :D

[kurchatovium]

The attack will be tomorrow most likely. We send the scouts out in advance to get the low down on the next and usually closest target. We then plot the quickest intercept course to catch the demons off guard. The method has worked quite well for us. Considering they all still thnk we are dead we should have an easy time to intercept them by tommorow. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Tomorrow it is, then. :D I suspect that the battle with Lall and Zilk will take me through the night, although I will be sure to transport our bubble far from inhabited planes. Should be entertaining, aye aye. HDS hasn't had a good multi-hour brawl in many a moon. :p With any luck, byt the day after tomorrow, we'll have eliminated three of Methrobium's Lieutenants. :D

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed then Methrobium will have only four major demons left on this level. I doubt Methrobium will stay here once he knows we are not dead. My guess is he will try to flee back to his major base of operations in The Realm Of Faith. He has a great deal of summoning magics there. The Seraphim Queen should be well enough then to help us deal with them. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

She should prove to be a most impressive ally, yes yes. :happyfloa

[kurchatovium]

Indeed she will. She can summon lots of heavenly beings as well. Should be a busy place with all the summonings that will likely take place. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

As long as our summoned forces outnumber Methrobium's, there can be as many as can fit in the realm. :D

[kurchatovium]

I hope so. I have a feeling that Methrobium might try to summon more evil forces from other ancient realms. Methrobium is one of the most chaotically evil demons I have ever seen. The cosmos will be a much safer place without him. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

We are fortunate, though, in that Methrobium is limited, like most summoners, by the basic rule that one cannot summon beings much more powerful than one's self. This is precisely why the Abyssal being you encountered was relatively weak, and will be a huge boon to us, for if Methrobium could summon higher-level Abyssal beings or even part of the Void, we would be in some trouble. :D Of course, this doesn't mean we will have it easy. Even the beings that he can summon will be deadly, although Methrobium will be vulnerable while summoning the greatest of them, since such spells require much concentration. :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes that is indeed true HDS. I imagine though he is doing much of his summoning now. To try to rebuild his troops. I just hope to many evil realms dont know our "zip code" by the time he is done. LOL :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

We are kept somewhat safe by, oddly enough, Methrobium himself. He won't summon beings from realms that he thinks he couldn't handle. After all, if there's one thing he cares about, it's himself. :p Now, mind you, with his inflated ego this means that he will summon from realms that he thinks he could handle but actually can't. But he won't, for instance, even look to The Void, as he knows full well that they'd nullify him and us. :D Not that he could summon any of that thing, as I noted, but there are others as great a danger as The Void. :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I agree. I think few realize that evil has many realms and is not confined to just one place. There are places far more dangeorus than Hell or even the Abyssal Plane. However as you said the beings Methrobium can and will summon will provide more than enough "fun" for us. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

I'd much prefer my fun to involve fewer hellspawn, but I suppose it can't be helped. :D

[kurchatovium]

True Hellspawn are not nearly as much fun as video games. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Or most anything else, for that matter, besides more hellspawn. :D I suppose a sword in the posterior is worse, but I doubt by much. :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmmmmm I never had a sword in the posterior I did have a small void grenade in the posterior once. Hurt like hell but I was remarkably regular for the next few months. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Weird how things like that sometimes go together. :D Alas, Kurch 'ol buddy, HDS has overstayed his time in the land of conciousness. 'Tis time for this one to descend into the shadows of sleep. Until our battle anon, I bid thee safe passages and blissful dreams. *Floats off into the night*

[kurchatovium]

Night HDS. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :wub: :D

[kurchatovium]

Approaching target area. All stations yellow alert. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Yellow alert it is then. :D

[kurchatovium]

Entering target area. I will try to get a lock on Lall's ships first then put most of our fire on him. That should get him to summon Zilk. Then after we obliterate their battalions and then try to materialize we will keep Lall and Zilk busy till you can seal them off and do battle with them :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

I'll start the procedure. I can't however, do the last piece without both present nearby. My forces are at your command. :D *Concentrates*

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmm I will have The Pletherains handle Vayy's battalion intially. I will just engage Lall that should get him to summon Zilk and with any luck they will materialize together especially if they we hve not detected Vayy. :D :D :p

Scanning target area now. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

*Random science officer* Scanning...thirty percent complete and rising.

[kurchatovium]

.................Continue scanning..........................we have acquired the target Lall..................waiting for lock.....................The Pletherians have reported acquiring the target Vayy.........they also have lock on that target......they are holding fire till we can get Lall to summon Zilk....... All stations on Red Alert!!!

[HisDivineShadow]

Ready whenever you are, Kurchman. All my forces, red alert! Follow Kurch's orders to the letter, as I may not return for some time! :D

[kurchatovium]

..................we have acquired lock on the target Lall ........repeat we have acquired a lock on the target Lall. All stations fire on this target. Hit em hard everyone this ones for keepsies. (love talk like that :p )

FIRE!!!

The Pletherains are charging up the weapons sytems to hit Vayy with a four salvo punch. They are on standby. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

He's going to be mighty angry about that. Hopefully he'll summon Zilk immediately and I can leave you to concentrate on Vayy. :D

Fire faster, faster! We cannot give him time to use his time magics!

[kurchatovium]

*The Armada in perfect orchestration fires a round of Super Concentrated Light Bombs, then Holy Katyusha Rockets, and a round defragementation lasers.*

..........intial damage reports at 50% ... for the target Lall....... Vayy is moving , The Pletherians are tracking him..... We have 17 minutes before The Pletherains need to engage.

:D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

50%!? We can do better than that. *Turns to his flagship commander* Use our main cannon, now! We'll be without power for some moments, but the damage should be well worth it.

*From the three tips of the wings of HDS' flagship, a glow builds. Crackling, sparking waves of energy roil and convulse at each tip. Moments later, the three energy cascades shot towards the front of the ship, merging into one gigantic ball of electric flame, which then shot out in a great beam into the heart of Lall's fleet, pulsing out for a full five seconds. Abruptly, the light was gone, and the flagship slowly drifted, sustained on emergency power*

[kurchatovium]

.......damage report on Lall's ship is 84%... the armada systems are recharged and firing now.......a round of Super Concentrated CREATOR's Light bombs, a round of Holy Kayusha rockets and a round of defragmentation lasers fire.....


....the target Lall has ben destroyed the entitiy is now summoning Zilk both should board onto the Armada at some point....all on boars scanners on high...

The Pletherians are now commnecing to engage Vayy. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Any moment now...scanning all ships.

[kurchatovium]

........................I have picked up two entities materializng in my engine room.....repeat Lall and Zilk are in the engine on board the main Armada ship.... All combat personnel report to that area....

*The Pletherians fire a massive four burst salvo at Vayy literally driving his ships back and inflicting considerable damage.*

Damage report for Vayy battalion is 67%. Pletherian brigade is now recharging.....

:D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

*Transports self to the main engine room, hiding in darkness so as not to alert Lall*

A few minutes, that is all I need...*Begins to shape time and space* :D

[kurchatovium]

*Two massive demon warriors materialize in the bay, they instanly draw their swords. Lall's is a Sword Of Time Rift able to rip huge gaps in the space time continuum. Zilks is a Sword Of Dintergration able to vaporize almost any material even those of consdierable hpyerdimensionalty. Kurch realizing even a few strokes of these swords could prove detrimental to the integrity of the ship casts a spell of Minor Banishment. The spell produces a temporary hyperdimensional cage around the demons. The demons can break throught this but hopefully it gives HDS the time he needs to seal these two off.*

Lall: YOU THINK THIS PUNY CAGE CAN HOLD US AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Zilk: MAYBE HE IS GONNA MAKE US LAUH OURSELVES TO DEATH.

*Vayys forces regroup and rehead toward the Armada. Their weapons systems are still recharging.*

:D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

*Slowly opens his eyes* It is done. *Strides towards the pair*

Lall: WHAT!? YOU!? HA! EVEN IF THIS IS A SURPRISE, YOU CANNOT HOPE TO STOP BOTH OF US!

*Zilk shatters the cage with a swing of his great sword*

HDS: I'm afraid that's the last thing you'll be destroying, foul hellspawn. *Opens his hands and releases a small glow. It flits about, circling its creator for a moment, before shooting towards the demonic pair*

Zilk: BWAHAHAHA! YOU'RE KILLING ME! YOU INTEND TO DESTROY US WITH ONE SMALL GLOW!

Lall: Wait...is that...NOOOOOOO! THIS WAS A TRAP!

*The glow settles between HDS and the pair, expanding rapidly to become a great sphere of shifting, roiling spacetime encasing the trio*

HDS: Now I'll take us to a place where we can battle without the influence of most of your powers, Lall. I hope you're ready to die this day. *Winks at Kurch* See you when these two are done. If I fail, it will still take Lall many centuries to build up enough power to break free from the sphere; Zilk will be stuck with him until then. Good luck with Vayy. *Turns to Lall* Enough talk then. *Snaps his fingers once* ;)

LALL: CURSE YOU! NOOOOOOOO*****

*Lall's scream is cut off, as the sphere shifts from translucent to opaque and, flashing once, vanishes entirely from this plane, taking those inside with it*


HDS' Flagship Commander: Lord Kurchatovium, we detect no sign of either HDS, Lall, or Zilk. Vayy, however, continues to approach. Your orders?

[kurchatovium]

To all HDS troops engage Vayy ships and destroy them. *gives coordinates to HDS's troops* Engage and fire as quickly as you can The Pletherians ned time to recharge.

[milagros317]

* arrives and engages the Vayy ships, firing a first salvo at them *
:D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Flagship Commander: All systems fully charged. All vessels, swiftest possible speed to the Pletherian contingent. We are to provide relief and cover. All artillery craft, fire antimatter railguns, maximum range! *The fleet swiftly converges on Vayy's vessels, lobbing artillery as they approach*

Range Officer: Medium and short-range weapons now locked. Fire at your command.

FC: All guns, launch! *First salvo launched*



//Side, off-topic note: Kurchman, that's the first time I've seen a post by you with no smilie in it in AGES. :D
//END

[kurchatovium]

*The Pletetherians are at 75% recharge.*

Keep firing everyone The Pletherians only need a little more time.

:D :D :p

( to make up for smilies I forgot in last thread :D :D :p )

[milagros317]

* second salvo fired at Vayy's ships * :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Flagship Commander: Special weapons! Can we use a hacking beam?

SW: Aye, sir, targeting...targeting...locked!

FC: Activate! *Hacking beam takes control of one of Vayy's vessels, causing it to attack its fellows* All other weapons, fire again!

[kurchatovium]

Damage reports at 71%.

*The Pletherians fire a tremondous three burst salvo at Vayy's ships*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

* third salvo fired at Vayy's ships * :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

FC: Did that do it? Scanners, report! Just in case, fire another round! *More firepower pours out*

Scanning: Sir, we can't tell just yet. Radiation from the explosions is clouding our sensors.

:D

[kurchatovium]

.......scanning complete all ships in Vayy's Armada destroyed. ...........await materialization....... repeat await materialization............All on board scanners on high...

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, all local scanners set on high. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

F. Commander: Prepare yourselves, troops. When Vayy appears, do exactly as Lord Kurchatovium commands. Increase power to scanners and send a contingent of elite guard to Lord K's presence.

Transport Officer: Elite Guard dispatched.

Scanning Officer: All onboard scanners at 130% power, sir. No signs yet.

:p :D

[kurchatovium]

.......detecting a image on board the space dock on mils main ship. All available troops report there. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

F. Commander: Aye, sir! Troops dispatched! :D

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, heading to the space dock. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*A hugmongous warrior demon materializes in mils space dock*

VAYY: NOT SURE HOW YOU SURVIVED THE TRAP AT THE CHURCH OF FAITH BUT I WILL FINSH YOU ALL OFFF BWHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*kurch grabs two demon sweepers and unloads all the ammo into the demon. This drives the demon back and does damage but not as much as previous demons due to Vayy's high status.*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

*fires two demon sweepers into Vayy, then two more* :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

*HDS' elite guard take up position and fire annhililation repeaters into the beast, supplemented with small-radius chasm grenades*

[kurchatovium]

The demon is driven back even further from demon sweepers and HDS's troops ammo. The Demon then roars and his roars shatter all glass and literally vaporize some of the metal on the ship. The demon produces a Warhammer Of Chaos forged from the Abyssal Plane itself. The demon swings the hammer and a quarter of mils space dock is shattered and floats off to space.*

*kurch swings his Swords Of Divine Dimension at slices up Vayy's abdomen. Vayy strikes kurch and drives him through the hull of mils ship fracturing some of his ribs.*

:D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

*The Elite Guard interpose themselves between Vayy and Kurch, sending Vayy back momentarily with overloaded blasts from their weapons*

Unit Leader: Hold him back until Lord Kurch can get back on his feet! Fire, FIRE! :D

[milagros317]

* While Vayy is busy attacking Kurch, I and 10 of my troops circle around behind the demon and all fire demon sweepers into Vayy's back * :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*The fire from HDS and Mils weapons blast off bits of the demons flesh. The demon tries to regenrate as much as he can but the weapon fire is too fast to regenerate completely .*


Vayy: YOU CANT STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*as the demon screams kurch lunges at him with a quick vorpal bunny like hop and shoves two demon sweepers in the demons moutch and rattles all 200 rounds of ammo into the demons guts. This rips Vays insides up and cause immense pain. The demon throws kurch off sending him through another hull and further injuring his ribs. The demon roars and slams his hammer into another part of the ship shattering pieces that float off into space.*

:D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Unit Leader: Careful now! One blow from that hammer and we're done! Keep firing, men. He can't regenerate when we fire at our fastest!

*Elite Guard continue to fire rapidly into the damaged demon*

[milagros317]

* we continue to fire off many more rounds from the demon sweepers, encouraged that Vayy is wounded *

[kurchatovium]

*More and more bits of Vayy's flesh continue to fly off. The demon howls in pain and his howls literally melt more of the ships space dock.*

Vayy: I WILL DESTROY YOU LIKE I DESTROYED THOSE PATHETIC FLYING BUNNIES. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! ! :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

*The statement pisses kurch off to no end. He mediates and starts to morph into a giant bunny like creature.*

Vayy: WHAT IS THAT????????? NOOOO IT CANT BE!!!!

*The giagantic bunnized kurch pick up Vayy like a rag doll and pounds him inot te space dock. Banging him up and down, shattering all the demons bones. Vayy manages to crawl away quickly to other side of the space dock.*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

* we fire many more rounds from demon sweepers into Vayy while the demon has broken bones * :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*The additional blasts from HDS and mils troops rip apart Vayy even more. The demon roars again and melts even more of the ship dock. The gigantic bunnized kurch turn and leaps on Vayy ripping away even more flesh till the demons hearts are exposed. The gigantic bunnized kurch then rips out both the demons hears with his hand / paws and crushes them into bits. Vayys eyes lose their evil glow. Vayy is dead.*

*kurch returns to normal*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Well done, Kurch. Great job! :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks Milagros. You did a great job as well. I hope HDS is doing well taking care of Lall and Zilk. HDS was tremendous help in this battle. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*quickly teleports to HDS's ship * Could you use a hand HDS?

[milagros317]

Yes, HDS was great in this battle also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

HDS has sealed himself and Lall and Zilk in a time bubble. We can only wait at this point to see what transpires but I am sure HDS can take care of those demons. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I sure hope so also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

HDS is a powerful being I am sure he will do quite well. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

What have I missed my friends? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Kurch managed to kill the demon Vayy. It was a great battle, General Zod. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well Vayy is dead and HDS is taking care of Lall and Zilk. All of those demons battalions though were destroyed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Another fine day for the Armada. :D :p

[General Zod]

I wish I could've been here I was havin problems with my IE :ranty: :ranty: Fortunatly for me a friend of mine got me Mozilla/Firefox for my IE now :D :D :bouncybou Any word on if the flying vorpal bunnies have been found?

Had loads of fun gettin across the GW bridge yesterday :blaugh:

[kurchatovium]

Saving the flying vorpal bunnies will be a seperate mission most likely after this current one. The scouts have found where they are located but its not an easy place to get too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Had loads of fun gettin across the GW bridge yesterday :blaugh:

Ah, I've been across the George Washington Bridge many, many times. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I have seen pictures of George Washington. :D :D :p :p

[General Zod]

Roger that Kurch I wonder if we can get to that place by going through The Phantom Zone :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Not sure. Once we are done here I think HDS and THE THREAD can work out the best way to proceed. The bunnies are trapped in another demon realm. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Took around 30 minutes to get to the toll booths from the Joisey side Once traffic got a bit past the Major deegan expressway it went better :p :p

[milagros317]

Good luck with your driving tomnorrow, General Zod. :D :p

[General Zod]

At least Vayy is dead That's something I wonder how HDS is doing :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I am confident that HDS is doing well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed General Zod. Good luck with your driving tomorrow. :D :D

HDS said it might take him all night to finish off these two so we may not know till tommorow what has happened. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Thanks my friends I will be out of touch for a few days Family time I don't have wi-fi access at home So I won't be able to connect sadly Peace and wuv and thanks for the well wishes on driving :D :wub: :bunny: :p

[kurchatovium]

Good Night General Zod. Come back soon. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :wub: :bunny:

[HisDivineShadow]

*Back in the bowels of the engine room on the main armada ship, somthing shimmers slightly. Space curves and folds, coming back in upon itself, as the shifting sphere of spacetime reappears exactly where it vanished the previous night. It's walls buckled and coalesced, pusling faintly, before dissolving in a shimmer of insubstantiality. From the center of this rapidly diffusing cloud steps HDS*

Whew! That was the most delightfully horrid battle I've had in a long time. I thought I might have been in trouble, but it seems that the POST's healing powers were still with me a tiny bit, for my own regereration was far more rapid than it normally is. I can happily report that both Lall and Zilk are dead. They have been utterly erased from this plane and all others. Not even a speck is left behind. :D :D

[milagros317]

Well done, HDS! Everybody's confidence in you was justified. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Fantastic work HDS.:D :p Methrobium's forces must now really be hurting. I think only The High Lord, Summi and Sett remain on this Level. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

You forget Zysss, Kurchman. But, we have Mils and the dead destruction warrior to aid us then. :D

[kurchatovium]

Ahhhh yes Zyss. Darn I must start taking better notes. Wish these demons had better names like Fred and Joe and Paul......grrr.......

*writes down Zyss in his demons to kill notepad*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Zyss? How dare that demon have his name begin with the same letter as my pet vorpal bunny, Zarita. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

What the heck kind of name is Zyss anyway? Sounds more like something you goto the doctor to have removed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Either that or a Swiss electronics company. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very true. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I will be happy when we kill Zyss. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Me too, then I won't have to remember his name anymore. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Exactlty, his offensive name will be gone with him. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup. I am sure Methrobium is still pissed that he has only four major demon commanders left on this Level. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

That is a comforting thought, that Methrobium is pissed off. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

He seems to be pissed off a lot lately. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

We should be proud that we have been the cause of a lot of his grief. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^2000 true. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

By now, he must be afraid of you, Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I hope so but I am not so sure. :D :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

In any case, I believe that his days are numbered. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

And the number isn't very big. :D

[kurchatovium]

or at the very least alphabetized. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He should be afraid of you and of the Armada, even if he isn't. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well I will be unloading a whole lot of "Whoop Ass" on him soon enough. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Excellent, I know that you have been training for this for a long time. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

I will be quite a show, and one likely worth every battle up to it. :D

[kurchatovium]

Got me the extra big cans of "Whoop Ass". :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That sounds very ominous for Methrobium. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks HDS. :D :D

Its industrial strength "Whoop Ass" too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That sounds even more ominous for Methrobium. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^500 ominous indeed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Methrobium ought to hide in the most distant realm of existence that he can find. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well most likely he will hide in his base of operations in The Realm Of Faith. The Realm he initially took over. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Will it be hard for us to find him there? :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

With demons of Methrobium's level, it is hard for them to hide completely. They give off such a foul aura that one attuned to such things cannot help but notice it. :D And, of course, we have our splendidly efficient scouts. :D

[milagros317]

I have noticed, as we battled more and more powerful demons, that they stink more and more. Their stench is beyond belief. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Not especially I think by trying to fortify his position and protect himself with summonings and black magics his whereabouts will become quite apparent. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm glad he won't be hiding or hard to find. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well I am sure he would rather hide and rebuild his army back up to retry his assault on Heaven but his own thirst for power will be his undoing. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, that analysis sounds wise to me. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I try to be as wise as my wisdom allows me. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

That is an excellent policy. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I tried to be wiser than my wisdom once but its just did not work out. :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I'm not surprised, that kind of thing rarely works out. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and your head hurts a lot afterwards too. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I imagine it would hurt a lot from thinking too hard. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I try never to do things that make my head hurt which I think is pretty wise in and of itself. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

A new day has dawned, and it will likely be a good on for our Armada. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Methrobium: High Lord now that those Nitwits are finally dead how our are plans to take over heaven proceeding. Have we gained control of The Clock Room yet. Bwhahahahaahhaahaha NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW!!!!!!!!!!

High Lord: About "The Nitwits" my siege. It appears reports of their demise are a bit premature.

Methrobium: WHAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Methrobium roars and his roar blasts the area around him creating a blast crater. Fortunately for The High Lord he is a powerful enough being that such things do not inflict much damage on him.*

High Lord: The beast you summoned to take over the Clock Room has also ben slained as well as many of your high command. Save me, Summi, Sett, and Zyss.

*Methrobium roars again creating another monstrous blast wave.*

Methrobium: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!! such idiots I have working for me.

High Lord: Sorry my siege but we must lay our future plans base upon realitiy.

Methrobium: I am going back to The Realm Of Faith. I will summon up monstrosties such as this cosmos has never seen. I have saved some ancient scrolls for a day like today. I shall use my scrolls of summoning I have saved from times well past this pathetic universe. I shall use the magics to summon those from "THE CHISYM PLANE".

High Lord: Is that wise my lord? Surely we can deal with these beings ourselves.

Methrobium: YOU DARE QUESTION ME HIGH LORD????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!

High Lord: Sorry my siege. As you wish. What order have you for me adn the rest of our command?

Methrobium: DESTROY THE INFIDELS. MAKE THEM SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[milagros317]

Methrobium seems perturbed. :D :p
Do we know what THE CHISYM PLANE is?

[kurchatovium]

I am not sure, it does not sound good though.. Perhaps HDS can tell us. THE THREAD is trying to find out now. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It sounded very dangerous. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

It does indeed, a place totally devoid of Ice Cream even. :yowzer: :eek:

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

If there's no ice cream, then there may be no popcorn either. :eek:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Sadly you are probably quite correct.

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Probably also no donuts and no candy bars. :eek:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes also quite likely to be true :eek:

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

The magic from that realm must be ghastly. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it does sound quite menacing. As HDS correctly pointed out usually beings can not summon other beings more powerful than themselves. The problem arises as HDS also correctly pointed out often demons have rather bloated views of just how powerful they are. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

So what would happen if Methrobium, being egotistical and believing himself to be more powerful than he is, attempts to summon a being who is actually more powerful than Methrobium? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well HDS is the real expert but I would think there are only 4 possibilities:

1) The summoning works and we must deal with Methrobium and this other more powerful being.

2) The summoning works and the more powerful being decides it rather not deal with its summoner and destroys Methrobium.

3) The summoning fails and a less powerful being than anticiapted by Methrobium is summoned.

4) The summoning fails and no being is summoned whatsoever.

[milagros317]

I really like possiblity #2 there. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well the only trouble with #2 is you are left with a being more evil than Methrobium. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That is unfortunate, but at least Methrobium would be dead. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

very^500 true. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Possiblity #4 is likely the best, only Methrobium to deal with. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I agree. HDS though probably can give us a better idea of what might happen. He knows more about such things than little ol' me. :D :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, HDS is very wise about such things. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^2000 wise indeed. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I hope he comes here soon to enlighten us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I hope so too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He is older than he looks, too. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

So I have heard. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I never realized quite how much older until the incident at the Clock Room. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Certainly he is a few years older than I. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

More than a few, perhaps. Only beings at least one million years old were supposed to be allowed in. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

True. I guess 48 is a lot smaller than a million. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

My age, 56, is a lot lower than one million also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Wow I guess neither of us stood a chance to get in. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Nope, we had no chance at all. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Even if we had been a 100 we still would need another 999,900 years to get in. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

HDS got in with no problem, though, so it's a good thing that he was with us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes a very^2000 good thing. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Oddly enough, he doesn't look a day over 120. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very true. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

A new day has dawned. I hope it will be a good one for our Armada. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Well HDS is the real expert but I would think there are only 4 possibilities:

1) The summoning works and we must deal with Methrobium and this other more powerful being.

2) The summoning works and the more powerful being decides it rather not deal with its summoner and destroys Methrobium.

3) The summoning fails and a less powerful being than anticiapted by Methrobium is summoned.

4) The summoning fails and no being is summoned whatsoever.

That's pretty much the procedure. Usually the result is an edited version of one: The summoning works and, while the summoned creature doesn't like its summoner, it is more than happy to kill the summoner's opponents, or us, before then destroying its creator. :D

THE CHISYM PLANE? Where did that bloated bugger get a scroll with access to that? This does not bode well. Horrors dwell in the THE CHISYM PLANE, or at least this is what we call them. I know not what, if anything, they call themselves. They are destroyers, killers, marauders, desecrators of entire systems. The, unlike that Abyssal being you encountered, don't care for talk: they'd as soon rip you to pieces as stop to learn your name. Size is one of the issues with them. The weakest of their number are a good twelve feet high, while beings a bit stronger than Methrobium, whom he might be likely to summon, are upwards of fifty feet in height or length! They take forms designed to terrify those they face. Dragons of Earth lore, for instance, are known to have been inspired by these beings, as well as giants and certain sea monsters. We have but one advantage in facing them: they have few with knowledge of magics. Most have an ability, like fire breath or destructive beams from their eyes or mouth, but few can actually cast or dispell a magic incantation. Some works have been written on them by the few that have survived an attack from them. I'll dig them up. Maybe they'll contain something you can use. *Rummages*

[milagros317]

This sounds very ominous. :eek:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks HDS. :D :D I think the best thing to do is to finish up here as quickly as possible and head towrd The Realm Of Faith before methrobium can summon to many of these things. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That sounds like a wise plan, Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I hope so. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

There seems to be no alternative, so we'll try it. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The option with dead demons is always a good I think. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, the more dead demons, the better. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I quite agree. :D

[milagros317]

When will we be able to travel to The Realm of Faith? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Once we finish up here and make sure that all the levels of Heaven are secure. The Seraphim Queen should join up with us soon. She is recovering very well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I am pleased to hear of her recovery. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it is quite remarkable. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I hope that she will tell us all about it. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

She should join up with us soon. We still have like four major demons to deal with on this level. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, that will not be a picnic. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

More likely the exact opposite of a picnic. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Quite so, more like a nasty battle with casualties. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

True those generally are not much fun. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We have gotten through a lot of them already. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes quite a few actually. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I wonder if it will be four separate battles, or if the demons will gang up on us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am surre they will try to gang up on us. If its all four of them it will be a nasty fight :eek:

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

We will need all the allies we can muster. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed allies are always a good thing. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Especially allies with powerful weapons. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes those are the best. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Yes, we've been lucky to have allies with great weapons. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed very^500 lucky. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Might the battle come by tomorrow? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Most likely not since the atomic scouts have not yet returned. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I have the candied neutrinos ready for when they do return. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hopefully they will be back by tomorrow. Methrobium's remaining forces are scrambling to reorganize which makes scouting especially hard. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, I can see how that makes their job harder. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it does. Its sorta of a mad scramble as Methrobium's troops are trying to find a way to stop us. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

They must be getting desperate, they know we've killed so many demons already. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Quite true. He has only a handful of major demons left at his disposal. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I hope that we will soon make that none. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I hope so too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It would be much better than the alternative, which is them killing us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I would indeed agree with that. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

All of ny troops agree with it also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thats cause we are all very^500 smart. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, we have a remarkably intelligent collection of troops. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we do. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's one of the reasons they perform so well in battle. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Quite true again my friend. :D :D :p :p :p

[General Zod]

Great job on rescuing the Queen my friends Only have time to just look in today Hopefully I can join in tommorow :D :D

[milagros317]

A new day has arrived. The scouts should return and give their report today. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The scouts should be back any moment now. :D :D :p