The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

I would be most happy to relay the details my friend. :D :D :p The package should be arriving about now. :D :p

[milagros317]

Ah, this should be interesting. I wonder what Methrobium will say when he realizes the package is from us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*down at Castle DoomSpyre*

*doorbell rings*

Interspatial Delivery Service: Interspatial Delivery Service with a package for a Mr. Methrobium.

Methrobium: BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DONT DISTRUB ME LEAVE IT BY THE DOOR.

Interspatial Delivery Service: The package requires a signature though. Mr. Methrobium.

Methrobium: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! OK

*Methrobium grabs package and rips off delivery mans arm and uses it to sign for package.*

Interpastial Delivery Service. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGG!! OUCH God this @@*#*#*#*@!!(##*@*#*$)@)#(*$$*&$&%^#(@ job sucks!!!!

*delivery man grabs the arm Methrobium ripped off and returns to truck. Methrobium brings package back to DoomSpyre.*

:D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Wow. I hope he had good health insurance. :D

[milagros317]

He's not very polite to delivery people, is he? :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Or anyone, I would imagine. :D

[milagros317]

Yes, Methrobium has been known to eat messengers who arrive with bad news, and then congratulate himself on giving them a relatively quick and painless death. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Well, this package should provide ample revenge for all those messengers. It probably won't kill him, but it will not be pretty, not if I made the thing right. :D

[milagros317]

I'm sure that you made it right, HDS. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

In the end, it really doesn't matter. With Boom devices, even if you make it wrong it just goes BOOM in a different way. One cannot lose. :blaugh:

[milagros317]

Kurch will report on what does happen. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*Methrobium brings package back to his inner lair at DoomSpyre.*

Methrobium: Hmmmmmmmm package says "WUV, HUGS AND KISSES from your friends kurchatovium, THE THREAD, THE POST, HDS, Milagros and General Zod." Obviously some pathetic attempt to reconcile with me in hopes I will spare the puny lives. HAHAHAHA Fools. I suppose it does not hurt to pen the package and see what is inside.

*Methrobium opens package and a little camera flirts out then there is a big boom.*

KABOOOM!!!!

Methrobium: AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE IT BURNS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH THE PAIN!!!!!

*half of Methrobium's face is burned off and flesh is hanging all over actually its kinda an imporvement over the way he looked before.*

Methrobium: DAMN THOSE FOOL THEY SHALL PAY FOR THIS WITH THEIR VERY LIVES. SUCH INSOLENCE. THEY WILL ALL DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS.

*Methrobium goes to look for a box of massive Demon band-aids*

[milagros317]

He had already vowed to give us horrible deaths when we killed his demons, so that's nothing new. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^500 true milagros. :D

[HisDivineShadow]

Wow! Looks like the THREAD's upgrades turned HDS' boom into a kaboom! That's, like, ten times better. :p Ah well, HDS' work is done for the night. He's off to be lazy and sleep. A Merry Christmas to all and...wait, wrong season. Good tidings to all then! :D

[milagros317]

Yes, it worked wonderfully. :D :p
Good night, HDS. :wavingguy

[kurchatovium]

Good Night HDS. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :wub:

[milagros317]

I'll be going to sleep now also, good night, Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Good night milagros. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :wub: :D :bunny:

[General Zod]

I wonder what tonight will bring in store for us Great job on the package HDS :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Entering The Realm Of Faith. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

All troops,please be alert :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Maintain shields and cloaking at 100%. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, shields and cloaking at 100%. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Lets send out the atomic scouts and see what we can find out whats going on here. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

An excellent idea :atom: :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Atomic scouts are released.

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[General Zod]

I pray that they have a safe recon mission :D :D

[kurchatovium]

I do too. They are a valuable part of our Armada. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I wonder how our valiant scouts are fairing on their mission :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Good I hope. Hopefully they are doing better than me I am having major internet problems here. :(

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

Sorry to hear that Kurch ISP Connection? Or computer problems? :shake:

[kurchatovium]

Seems to be the internet connection. I cant get yahoo, or into chat room or send email or access any web page except TMF right now. Very odd. :(

[General Zod]

Maybe rebooting/restarting computer would help?

[kurchatovium]

Yea I thought about that but then I might not even be able to get back on here. :(

[General Zod]

Friends

I have to call it a night I will be online tommorow night I am sure there will be a big battle this weekend Kurch,I hope your computer is ok and stays that way Peace and wuv :wub: :bunny: :p :D

[kurchatovium]

Thanks General Zod for all your help. Good night my friend. Take care. Peace and wuv. :D :wub:

[milagros317]

A new day has dawned, and I hope it will be a fine one for our Armada. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

A new day and hopefully a better internet connection. :D :D :p :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Can't get much worse than alst night, eh? :D

[kurchatovium]

Very true. :D That was the wierdest thing I have seen in a long time. Perhaps computers are getting advanced enough to be fussy and tempermental. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Hopefully your PC will be demon free tonight Have the scouts returned yet? :D :D

[kurchatovium]

They should be back any moment General Zod. :D :D :p :p :bouncybou

[General Zod]

I eagerly await their report :bouncybou :D

[HisDivineShadow]

I wonder what the report will contain. :D

[kurchatovium]

Everyone's life is a key that unlocks a new door in the Cosmos. Worlds Without End 3:7, The Book Of THREAD

:D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

It contains the key to life? Wow, that's some report. :p

[kurchatovium]

The scouts are back. Yay!!! :D :D :p

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[General Zod]

I wonder what door I will unlock in the cosmos :D :D

[kurchatovium]

I am sure its a very important door General Zod. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

The candies nuetrinos are waiting for them :D :D

[General Zod]

Greetings from Ottawa,Kansas tonight How is everyone? :wavingguy :wavingguy

[HisDivineShadow]

The state that really IS flatter than a pancake (It has been confirmed.). :D How is it out there, good General?

[kurchatovium]

Here is the scouts report for The Realm Of Faith:

The last good holdouts of this realm have all but been destroyed. Those few that remain are in hiding, in constant fear, for Methrobium now rules this realm with an iron hand. The Realm which was once a tribute to heaven and waypoint for those traveling to and from Heaven is now a dark forboding place. The stronghold to this place is the Castle DoomSpyre where Methrobium makes his stay. Methrobium being materialistic and power hungry has accumilated much treasure, many weapons and many many magic items here. The Castle lies on the once beautiful planet known as Crystal Rock. The planet once made entirely of the most beautiful crystals in the cosmos has now been transmuted by Methrobium's magics to a large collection of lava rock and brimstone. The outer castle is guarded by a large wall that surronds the castle. Inside this perimeter are large numbers of fierce demons of various levels but these levesl are still very high rendering the use of the vorpal bunnies as at best a unwise choice. The inner castle is guarded by vast sums of demons summoned from other realms, we can not say much of them for we have no information on them other then they are very evil, very powerful and very dangerous. In our opinion kurch will have to run this gauntlet as best he can by himself, troops will most likely get bogged down in battles and that will take time and this gives more time for Methrobium to summon more demons. Also by himself on the planet Kurch can use his mightiest preist spells and not have to worry how they will affect his own troops. There is much work for the rest of the Armada as well. The planet itself is guarded by four shells of troops. These are all summoned from the Abyssal Plane. They seem very high level and very dangerous. We cant identify these demons since they are summoned from a realm which we have know knowledge. We are submitting this information and pictures to HDS in the hopes he can better identify the evils that are guarding the planets surface. (*data transmitted to HDS's ship*) The Armada and its allies must smash through these 4 layers and allow safe passage of kurch to the planet's surface. Kurch can then make his way to the DoomSpyre. We also recommend Kurch use the new Chopper designed by THE THREAD, the motor bike is ultrafast and loaded with weapons it can also go from the ship to the planets surface virtully undetected. The Chopper is called ARMAGEDDON.

Scouts report complete. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

The state that really IS flatter than a pancake (It has been confirmed.). :D How is it out there, good General?

Nice where I am HDS How is it where you are? :D :D

[General Zod]

Here is the scouts report for The Realm Of Faith:

The last good holdouts of this realm have all but been destroyed. Those few that remain are in hiding, in constant fear, for Methrobium now rules this realm with an iron hand. The Realm which was once a tribute to heaven and waypoint for those traveling to and from Heaven is now a dark forboding place. The stronghold to this place is the Castle DoomSpyre where Methrobium makes his stay. Methrobium being materialistic and power hungry has accumilated much treasure, many weapons and many many magic items here. The Castle lies on the once beautiful planet known as Crystal Rock. The planet once made entirely of the most beautiful crystals in the cosmos has now been transmuted by Methrobium's magics to a large collection of lava rock and brimstone. The outer castle is guarded by a large wall that surronds the castle. Inside this perimeter are large numbers of fierce demons of various levels but these levesl are still very high rendering the use of the vorpal bunnies as at best a unwise choice. The inner castle is guarded by vast sums of demons summoned from other realms, we can not say much of them for we have no information on them other then they are very evil, very powerful and very dangerous. In our opinion kurch will have to run this gauntlet as best he can by himself, troops will most likely get bogged down in battles and that will take time and this gives more time for Methrobium to summon more demons. Also by himself on the planet Kurch can use his mightiest preist spells and not have to worry how they will affect his own troops. There is much work for the rest of the Armada as well. The planet itself is guarded by four shells of troops. These are all summoned from the Abyssal Plane. They seem very high level and very dangerous. We cant identify these demons since they are summoned from a realm which we have know knowledge. We are submitting this information and pictures to HDS in the hopes he can better identify the evils that are guarding the planets surface. (*data transmitted to HDS's ship*) The Armada and its allies must smash through these 4 layers and allow safe passage of kurch to the planet's surface. Kurch can then make his way to the DoomSpyre. We also recommend Kurch use the new Chopper designed by THE THREAD, the motor bike is ultrafast and loaded with weapons it can also go from the ship to the planets surface virtully undetected. The Chopper is called ARMAGEDDON.

Scouts report complete. :D :D :p


Sounds like a very long battle What's the plan of action? :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Well first things first I think we should see if HDS can identify any of the summoned beings that have formed a layers of protection around the planet where Castle DoomSpyre lies. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

HDS is on it. Lots of data to sift through. :D

[kurchatovium]

Excellent HDS. There is lots of data it took almost a whole microsecond for THE THREAD to look it over. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I take it the widdle bunnies will not be joining us for this battle? That is if I read the report right

[HisDivineShadow]

*Analyzes the data*

Hmm...It would seem that Methrobium has a veritable Demonic menagerie down there. The Abyssal beings appear to all be of the level of the one you met earlier, so they are nothing new. I suspect Methrobium simply cannot go higher than that one. Those demons in the perimeter around the inner castle are, as you said, merely high-level. They are native to this realm, so post no great risk beyond their own high levels. Those in the inner level seem to be a mixture of CHISYM dwellers and one other place. The CHISYM dwellers I have spoken of already. It appears that they are mostly of the dragon analogue, with some giants and trolls (Each analogue corresponds to a human mythological creature), led by three Furies analogues and the illusionist I mentioned earlier, Khairn. All save the Furies and Khairn are mindless beasts, and are simply dangerous for their ferocity and raw power. The three Furies are great, shrieking banshees of another era, rending everything in their site to pieces with their terrible claws. They can cast powerful wind magics, so beware of that, as they are fond of capturing enemies in cyclones and ripping them to shreds as they spin. Khairn is, as earlier stated, a master illusionist, excelling at making something that is not real seem real or something that is real seem unreal. Beware his distortions. If I manage to accompany you to that point, I can help with him. His illusions have no effect on HDS, for none of his illusions have true shadows, and HDS can see this lack in an instant. I may be able to give you my sight for long enough to stop him, for without his illusions, Khairn has little power.

The one other group I sense at the innermost portion of the castle, just before Methrobium himself, worries me the most. They feel almost...good. Like the High Lord. I sense that there are no more than ten. It would seem that more who have left the grace gather here. Odd how Methrobium has so many former servants of the light...



Nice where I am HDS How is it where you are? :D :D
I wouldn't know. I am posting from beneath my bed. :p

[General Zod]

You have a computer underneath your bed? :shock:

[HisDivineShadow]

I have a computer, fan, lamp, little plastic cabinet-thing, carpet, many pillows, and much more. :D It's a very high bed. :p

[kurchatovium]

Are there dust bunnies underneath the bed HDS?:bunny: :D

[HisDivineShadow]

Not yet, although I imagine they are coming. :D

[kurchatovium]

Dust bunnies are cute but not very good at fighting demons. :D :D :p :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Alas that the truth that is. Alas as well that HDS must now take his leave. The analysis of the data lies in a previous post, so done is what little work I had to do tonight. Now, I must take to sleep. Farewell...

[General Zod]

Happy dreams HDS :wavingguy :bunny:

[kurchatovium]

Thanks HDS looking over your analysis now. Good Night. Take care my friend. Peace and wuv. :wub: :D

[General Zod]

I wonder how many demons we have to face in the battle :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Quite a few I would imagine. With weapons upgrades they should not pose much of a problem though. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

They shall fall before our might :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thats the plan. :D :D :p :p

[General Zod]

How's your computer doing tonight Kurch? :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Freinds

I am going to call it a night Been a long day :yawnface: I will see you all tommorow night Peace and wuv :wub: :D :p :bunny:

[kurchatovium]

My computer is doing ok General Zod thanks for asking.

Good Night. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :wub: :wub: :bunny: :D

[milagros317]

A new day has dawned. Perhaps it will be a fine one for our Armada. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Perhaps indeed. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Ready for battle Will be online for 2 hours or so tonight yet Up early in tne am :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We need to plan out stragey for this battle General Zod. We will almost have to take on all four battalions protecting the planet Crystal Rock on which Castle DoomSpyre lies. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Well I can hover in the air far up and blast demon after demon with heat vision That will take out the "cannon fodder" demons :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Your heat vision will be a great help indeed Zod. I am thinking perhaps also each of us can concentrate on one of the four shells of protection. The Seraphim Queen and The Pletherians can assist whoe ever needs it most at any given time. Perhaps in this way we can "punch through" and I can travel to the planets surface to deal with Methrobium. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Sounds like a wonderful plan :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent. HDS will also try to give me his vision so I might deal with Kairn more effieicently on the planets surface. Course if he wishes he can also ride with me on the back of the Power Chopper THE THREAD designed called ARMAGEDDON. State of the art bike armed with the latest in weaponry. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Can't wait to see that in action :bouncybou

[kurchatovium]

Yea me too. THE THREAD and me like to watch "American Chopper" so I hope this bike works out really great. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I didn't know THE THREAD likes choppers :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD loves to make all kinds of things. Choppers included. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I wonder if THE THREAD can make some rocket launchers for my truck :D :D :p Some of that traffic I gotta deal with :ranty: :ranty: :p

[kurchatovium]

I am certain he could come up with something. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Excellent. HDS will also try to give me his vision so I might deal with Kairn more effieicently on the planets surface. Course if he wishes he can also ride with me on the back of the Power Chopper THE THREAD designed called ARMAGEDDON. State of the art bike armed with the latest in weaponry. :D :D :p
HDS'll be glad to accompany, although he won't be able to do it for a few nights. Tonight and Monday night will be early sleeps for this one. While the final battle with Methrobium is for you and you alone to take on, I would be most able to help fight your way into the inner chambers and keep the nasties out while you destroy Methrobium inside. :D

[kurchatovium]

Excellent HDS. Well it might be another two day battle, One day to get to the planets surface the next to deal with Methrobium. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Nothing worth doing is ever easy to do, I suppose. :D

[kurchatovium]

I dont know Methrobium bothers to run and hide he is only gonna die tired. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

After this battle is over,what next for our valiant forces? :D :D

[kurchatovium]

The next mission I believe will be looking for the missing Flying Vorpal Bunnies. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

No vacation then? :p

[General Zod]

I hope the flying vorpal bunnies are holding out ok :D :D

[kurchatovium]

HDS I think we will hardly ever get any vacations. At least we arent as grumpy as Fathher Time though. :D :D :p :p

I do too General Zod. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Nobody is as grumpy as Father Time. :p HDS might pop in tomorrow, he might not, but regardless, time to begin sleeping preparations, so g'night and dobranots (Polish for g'night, pronounciation-wise, anyway.). :zzzzz: :zzzzz:

[General Zod]

Goodnight HDS Good dreams to you I have to call it a night as well This trucker has to get up early I should be on tommorow night Peace and wuv and pleasant dreams to all my friends :D :p :bunny: :wub:

[kurchatovium]

Good Night HDS. Good Night General Zod. Take care my friends. Peace and wuv. :D :wub:

[milagros317]

Ah, I seem to have missed a lot while traveling. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have finsihed up the plans for the next battle. Battle though might not start till tuesday. It will likely be another two day battle. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I'm glad to hear that plans are set. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup. It will be a very tough batle though. Tougher than the previous one. :D :D :p :p

[General Zod]

Ah, I seem to have missed a lot while traveling. :D :p

Hope all went well on your travels :D :p

[milagros317]

Thanks, General Zod, I had a great time visiting my friends in Massachusetts. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Sensei 3000: May I speak with you kurchatovium?

*kurchatovium bows. Sensei 3000 bows*

kurchatovium: Of course Sensei 3000.

Sensei 3000: Just a word of advice for you upcoming battle.

kurchatovium: All advice is most welcome. :D :D

Sensei 3000: Hehehe Good. As you know now The Way Of The Vorpal Bunny is a martial skill that has a great deal of power. The preist spell you know now also have a great deal of power.

kurchatovium: Yes they do. It seems hard to control sometimes.

Sensei 3000: Your honesty is most refreshing. For this is why I came to speak with you. You must unleash all the power you possess.

kurchatovium: Thats quite a bit of power Sensei.

Sensei 3000: I realize this. There is more to Faith then having faith in others and in THE CREATOR. Faith itself is worthless if you do not have Faith in yourself.

kurchatovium: Hmmmmm interesting point.

Sensei 3000: Believe in your ability to control all the power you have, shape it and direct it at Methrobium and there is no way you can lose.

kurchatovium: Thank you Sensei 3000.

Sensei 3000: You are most welcome.

*Sensei 3000 bows. kurchatovium bows*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

That's great advice you got from Sensei. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very^500 good advice indeed.

[milagros317]

With his wisdom to follow, you will do well in the battle. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks. That would be the hope yes. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

We will all be supporting you. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thank you very much. :D :wub: I appreciate it. :D :bunny:

[General Zod]

There's no way we can join you in the final battle for this level? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I believe it is required to be a one-to-one combat between Kurch and Methrobium. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

You will all be busy battling the major forces surrounding this planet. Remember there are four large battalions surronding this level many of these have a great number of major demons. I need you to punch a hole through the defenses so me and HDS can land and then to continue to erradicate all the evil demons that surround this planet. That is not an easy task. You will need all the resources and allies we have to destroy the evil that Methrobium has wrought upon our cosmos. HDS will assist me and help me to get inside Castle DoomSpyre itself. Once inside the castle I will destroy Methrobium and all the other evil he has summoned. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That sounds like a very intricate plan. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes it is. Its very critical you keep those troops circling the planet above very^500 busy. Should they know me and HDS are down there it would be a most dangerous situation for us. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Don't worry, we'll do the job right while you're down there. :D :p

[General Zod]

Don't worry Kurch We will keep them busy........................dying that is :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent. I have complete confidence in you both. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

By now, we've had lots of experience killing demons. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of experience. :D :D :p :p

[General Zod]

All who have died because of the demons treachery shall die So swears Zod :ranty: :p

[kurchatovium]

Methrobium being a part of THE COUNCIL OF CHAOS has caused much suffering and pain throughout the cosmos. It will be a happy day when he is dead. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It will be a very^500 happy day indeed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I would dare say even a very^2000 happy day. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, I would agree that I made an understatement. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Cause Methrobium is very^2000 evil. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Yes, evil to the core, evil beyond belief. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

and not a nice being at all. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Indeed, a tough battle it will be and a good day once done. The Kurchman is right, sadly, about his duty to defeat Methrobium. As much as HDS would like to aid him, there is something to be said for a fated clash; all this one can do is keep those demons within the castle from interfering in the battle. Only the Kurchman can stop the one known as Methrobium.

All this reminds me that the Very Absorber is due for a checkup...*Goes off to tinker* :D

[General Zod]

What is a very absorber?

[kurchatovium]

The very absorber is the thing that keeps the space time continuum from being ripped to shreds when we say widdle bunnies are very^500 cute for example. :D :D :p :p

[General Zod]

We don't want that thing broke

[kurchatovium]

Yes that would be ve.......... not good at all. :D :D :p

[Pokey]

Bless anything that takes care of the widdle bunnies! (Hello gang, hope everyone is doing well)

[General Zod]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Pokey is back :bouncybou :bouncybou

[Pokey]

Good to see you General Zod, hope your travels are being kind to you.

[HisDivineShadow]

*Finishes tinkering* Should be good for another few months, methinks. :D Welcome back, Pokey! :D *Wanders off*

[General Zod]

Good to see you General Zod, hope your travels are being kind to you. Thanks Pokey I had loads of fun in Queens,NY last week :shake: :shake: :shake:

[milagros317]

I'm glad that the very absorber is still working well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am very^500 glad the very absorber is working. :D :p

[General Zod]

Gonna call it a night my good friends I shall see you all tommorow I think it will be a great night for a very important battle tommorrow Peace and wuv :wub: :bunny: :D :p

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod. :wavingguy
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Good night General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :D :wub:

[milagros317]

I'm glad that HDS dropped by tonight. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Me too. He should be back tomorrow when the big battle starts. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, he has a very important role in the big battle. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I would even say very^500 important. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Clearly he has a vital role in tomorrow's battle. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed he does. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Fortunately, he is quite capable and should perform it well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I quite agree. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Methrobium is likely planning to play some tricks on us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I would be very suprised if he did not have a few nasty tricks for us. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Reporting for duty :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent General Zod. We are entering target area. All stations on Yellow Alert. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

10-4 Kurch Please let me know what area you want me to attack :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

In the target area. All scanners on high. :D :D :p

General Zod why dont you take the first shell of demon troops guarding the planet on which DoomSpyre is located. :D :p

[General Zod]

10-4 on the first shell Giant Robo is standing by to assist me :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent General Zod. Scan the area for all four shells of troops guarding the planet, once we have acquired and locked on all four we can begin their obliteration. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Hmmmmmmmm............To try to wipe out as many as I can before I go planet side?.......................Or just go and wade in with them in an old fashioned brawl? :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I doubt you will have time to go planet side. Once we attack you, milagros, The Pletherians, HDS's troops and The Seraphim Queen will have a number of major demons teleporting on board your ships. The demons guarding this planet are a lot more agressive then in previous battles. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

They're coming to us eh?........... Hehehehehe...........Time to prepare ambushes and booby traps :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I would say so. This will be a very intense battle. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, my ships and I are prepared to battle furiously. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

HDS is here as well, albeit late. :D Whenever you're ready to descend, let this one know, Kurchman.

Attention, all Order personnel. Once the Kurchman and myself have left for the planet's surface and Castle Doomspyre you are to obey the commands of Milagros and General Zod. Their word is my word.

[General Zod]

*Attention all troops......Please clear the med bays and report to your secret hidey holes *

*Please prepare the ship with booby traps and use ambush positions as much as possible*

*we will get boarded soon with many demons Do not let them live Show no mercy,for they will show us no mercy*

[kurchatovium]

The Seraphim Queen has reported acquiring all four target shells guarding the planet. All stations Red Alert!!!

Assignments as follows.

General Zod => First shell(top shell)

milagros) => Second shell

HDS) => Third Shell

Me) => Inner shell

The Pletherians and The Seraphim Queen will assist all of us as needed by attacking all the shells. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Standing by to attack :D :D :couch: :bouncybou

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, second shell. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have lock on the first and third shells. Please wait until all targets all locked on before firing. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*keeps finger on firing trigger in anticipation*

[kurchatovium]

We have lock on second shell, only awaiting lock on fourth shelll. Please stand by. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, waiting for a lock on all targets. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

All vessels, hold fire until the second shell is breached. Form the ships into a seige array and link your weapons systems. I want a full power siege shot ready once the outermost shells have been breached. Charge all weapons in advance.

[kurchatovium]

We have lock on all four tagets. Repeat lock on all four targets.

FIRE!!!!!!

:D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Let the rest of the fleet distract the other shells as we charge. I want full power! *The order fleet sliently moves into formation, beams of seething energy connecting each vessel as the fleet prepares to act as one giant cannon*

Gunnery: 80% charged and rising...a few moments more...

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch. :D :p
*fires first salvo of our newest missles at the second shell*

[General Zod]

*starts firing Holy Katyusha rockets at the first shell* :D :D


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SH

[kurchatovium]

*The Pletherian let loose a barrage of four salvos one of which attacks each of the four shells guarding the planet. The Seraphim follows suit with an attack that also tagets all four shells.*

*kurch's ships let loose a fierce attack of CREATOR's Light bombs and depleted Hyperprotonium missiles loaded compressed Cosmic strings ( a new weapon online just today courtesy of THE THREAD)*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, these new missles from THE THREAD seem very effective. :D :p
*fires second salvo of our newest missles at the second shell*

[General Zod]

*quickly reloads and fires again*

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SH

[HisDivineShadow]

Gunnery: Fully charged sir! The fleet stands ready.

HDS: Very well then. I want a panning siege shot across the entire third shell! Once we've exhausted the siege array, fire all secondary weapons!

*The Order armada pulses, great torrents of energy flowing through the pillars of light connecting each vessel and into the central flagship. They combine into one massive beam which courses out, slamming into the third shell. The armada slowly turns, panning the destructive wave across the entire third shell. The beam blasts out for forty seconds and then, exhausted, fades away. The order ships disengage their links and fire full-force volleys of secondary torpedoes and energy shells at the remaining portions of the third shell*

[kurchatovium]

*The Pletherians and The Seraphim Queen ships recharge*

*kurch's ships reload and refire at the inner shell with both CREATOR's light bombs and the depleted Hyperprotonium.*

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

*reloads and fires a third salvo of Holy Katyusha rockets* :D :D :p

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[HisDivineShadow]

*The order armada's long-range artillery vessels load all tubes with nova torpedoes, launching salvo after salvo into the third shell. The flagship fires ist main cannon while the rest of the fleet covers for it afterwards as it drifts without power*

[kurchatovium]

*The Seraphim Queen and The Pletherians are fully charged and unleash a barrage of salvos aimed at all four shells.*

Do we have any damage reports yet on the enemy ships? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

This is one huge battle. :D :p

Enemy ships destroyed so far in each shell, from the first onward, are 65%, 63%, 59%, and 55%.

*fires third salvo of our newest missles at the second shell*

[HisDivineShadow]

Sensors, relay anything you can get on the status of the enemy to Kurchatovium's vessel immediately. Gunnery, I want fire concentrated on any large targets left in the third shell!

[kurchatovium]

*Kurch fires a third salvo at the inner most shell guarding the planet.*

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

*fires fourth salvo at the first shell This should finish off the targets*


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[milagros317]

Enemy ships destroyed so far in each shell, from the first inward, are now 88%, 88%, 81%, and 81%. :D :p

*fires fourth salvo of our newest missles at the second shell*

[kurchatovium]

*The Pletherians and The Seraphim Queen recharge for another attack*

*kurchatovium fires a fourth salvo at the fourth shell.*

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

*fires fifth salvo to finish off the remaining scum*


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[HisDivineShadow]

*Long range lasers cut through the final battleship in the third shell. The Order fleet begins to clean up the shell, targeting the few smaller crusiers left.*

Kurchman, I should be done with this shell momentarily...:D

[milagros317]

Enemy ships destroyed so far in each shell, from the first shell inward, are now 100%, 98%, 94%, and 91%. :D :p

*fires fifth salvo of our newest missles at the second shell*

[General Zod]

*all troops,prepare for bording*

*no mercy and not one step back*

[kurchatovium]

*The Pletherains and The Seraphim Queen fire off a final barrage of salvos to help finish off the enemy.*

Execellent HDS i think its time we make our way down to the planets surface now.

Mils, Zod the ships are in your command. You will be getting lots of materializations soon. Take care of all the demons as quickly as possible. Use The Seraphim Queen and The Lletherians to help you out.

:D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

*The last vessel in the third shell falls under a concentrated hail of fire from all Order vessels*
The third shell is clear.

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, awaiting materializations. :D :p

100% of their ships destroyed in all shells, great job so far.

[General Zod]

Good luck planet side my friends

[HisDivineShadow]

Ready whenever you are, Kurchman. :D

[milagros317]

No materialization yet, but we are alert for them. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The chopper is ready HDS. Teleport over to the space dock and we can get on board ARMAGEDDON and make our way down to the planets surface. Its a cool ride HDS. Bring a helmet if you like :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

*Shifts position nearly instantly to the space dock.*

HDS is ready. I have my pilots goggles ready and everything. :D *Dons headgear similar to the old-style pilot cap and goggles*

[General Zod]

Ship's klaxon

*warning materializiation has taken place in the cargo bay*

*troops please stay in your ambush positions That way they won't ambush you Good luck to all*

*goes to cargo bay*

[milagros317]

Materialization detected in cargo bay number 2. Teleporting there now with my best fighters and wizards. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*several materializations take place on board mils and General Zods Ships.*

*kurch loads up his Divine robes with lots of goodies and surprises*

Time for blast off HDS. Hold on. :D :D :p

*ARMAGEDDON blasts out of the space dock at tremendous spped and darts towards the planets surface before any demons know what is going on.*

:D

[General Zod]

*silently flies to rear of demon formation and starts blasting them with heat vision and demon sweeper gun even throws a bunch of holy hand grenades into the formation*

*the demons cry out in shock and pain as they start dying*

[HisDivineShadow]

*Sips a cup of fruity drink as ARMAGEDDON rockets towards the planet*

Mighty fast she is. :p

[kurchatovium]

Hey HDS would you like to listen to a little "Born to Be Wild" by Steppenwolfe while we make our way to the planets surface. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

An ugly demon with three heads and six arms is in cargo bay number 2.

*fires two DemonBlaster shells into each of the three heads*

The demon regrows its heads and all three of them laugh at us. :eek:

This is going to be tough. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Why not? Either that or Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries," but that might be too ostentatious. :p

[General Zod]

*as the demons recover I quickly fly off and as I get out of range,I hit the switch for the anti-demon claymore mines hidden They fire a special shot loaded with holy water concentrate*

*more demons are cut down*

[kurchatovium]

Hey we can do both tunes my friend. THE THREAD loaded this baby up with stuff. Including some new HyperPod music players. :D :D :p

*turns up the music and revs the engine up as HDS and him continue to dart to the surface.* :D :D :p :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Alas that this delightful journey will end in such a dreadful place. :D *Finishes his drink*

[General Zod]

* as the remaining demons recover and chase after me,the troops spring their ambush,destroying more demons in the process*

* I notice one demon holding back from the chase however*

* as I go to investigate I notice the demon transforming into a familiar figure*

Me

* It can't be not you.....................*

[kurchatovium]

Yea Its a wild ride my friend. May as well travel in style IMHO even if we are gonna battle such nastiness on the planet. :D :D :p

*The Seraphim Queen exterminates several nasty demons that materialize on her ship.*

*The Pletherians also kill three such demons on theres as well.*

:D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

*Several demons appear on board one of HDS' vessels, but are unfortunate enough to appear in the vessel that houses the Elite Guard and are prompty cut down*

Style is always a plus. :D *Puts away his cup*

[kurchatovium]

*HDS and kurch land on the planets surface*

Time to head towards Castle DoomSpyre. Lets see what this baby does on land .

*kurch revs up engine and put thrustters on full. The cycle roars with trmendous enrgy and rips ove the land at breakneck speed.*

*kurch pops a wheelie for show*

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*well,well ,well I see you took the form of my old foe Superman*

* I think it is time we settle once and for all who of us is better Kal-El Prepare to die*

* with that said I launch myself at him and begin hitting him with powerful blows*

*the troops in my ship continue to do battle with the remaining demons *

The troops are kicking their butts*

How are you doing Milagros?

[milagros317]

More of my fighters have killed two minor demons that materialized on the bridge. :D :p

We all fire DemonBlaster harpoons into the heads and arms of the demon in cagro bay 2. He has trouble growing them all back fast enough as we keep firing.

[kurchatovium]

*several more materializations take place on board kurch ships. THE THREAD easily disposes of the demons*

*several more materializations take place on Seraphim Queen and Pletherian ships all are dealt with. Only slight damge to the ships.*

:D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

*HDS sighs* Silly as ever I see. :p *Watches all sides for enemy contact*

[General Zod]

*I get hit with a strong punch in the mouth For the first time I bleed*

*however,I just laugh it off*

* I see you can fight Kal El *

* I shall enjoy finishing you off once and for all*

*kicks him in the crotch and then smacks him hard on the ears*

Dang right I fight dirty :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*kurch and HDS make they way to the Outermost Castle wall of DoomSpyre*

Here we are my friend. Time to get the party started. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*recieves report from my troops via telepathy*

*we have killed all the rest of the demons Shall we send help?*

* I tell them to stay back This fight is between me and this demon posing as Superman*

[HisDivineShadow]

The castle at last. *Removes his pilots cap and prepares for conflict*

[General Zod]

Hit him for me friends :couch: :manicd:

[kurchatovium]

Okay lets get the party started.

*kurch presses a button and two missle bays drop down from the bike loaded with Hyperpositronium shells filled with compressed Cosmic Strings. kurch fires a large salvo at the outermost wall knocking down almost a whole quater of the Outermost Castles walls*

*Vast numbers of vile demons start running toward kurch and HDS.*

I think they know we are here. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Colonel Zhang manages to fire a DemonBlaster right down the left neck of the demon while it has not yet regrown its leftmost head. :D :p

The demon howls in pain and falls to the ground.

[HisDivineShadow]

And now the fun begins. :D

*Exercising his long-dormant Death Ray Eyes, HDS vaporizes the first waze of approaching demonic troopers*

[General Zod]

*finally is able to hold down my mortal enemy so he can't move*

*i hold his head still and blast away at his eyes with heat vision and he scream with pain*

[kurchatovium]

*Kurch uses the rare ability know to only a select few priests known as double speak allowin a priest to cast two spells at once. One is cast from conciousness, one form the subconcious.*

*kurch casts Cataclysm with the one hand and CREATOR's HOLY RAIN with the other.*

The ground underneath the demon quakes aand many openings swallow up some demons whole. Storms brew as well and a divine rain comes down on all the demons searing their flesh.*

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

*while my enemy is moaning in pain I reach into his chest and grab his heart*

* I then rip it out and fry it until it melts with my heat vision*

This demon is dead My ship is clear

Milagros,do you need any help? :D :D

[HisDivineShadow]

*Pulls out an organic looking pistol and kills kills the demons not already killed by Kurch* Hmm...more will come. We cannot stay out here and fight all of them. We need to get to the central part of the castle.

[milagros317]

While the demon is on the ground howling, my best wizard, Major Lasorda, casts a spell that paralyzes him. :D :p

With the demon motionless, we slice him into very thin slices with our laser cutter, and burn all the slices into ash. The demon is dead. :bouncybou

Thanks, General Zod, but all is under control here.

[kurchatovium]

I agree HDS lets get back on the bike and head towards the inner wall.

*throws out a several whirling boomerang like blades that whiz around chopping up demons left and right. The blades are made out of compressed CREATOR's Light and so are quite deadly to demon folks.*

:D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

*Picks off demons with his strange gun and rejoins Kurch on the bike, aiming over his shoulder*

[milagros317]

Scanning my ship now to make sure no demons are lurking undetected. :D :p

[General Zod]

Looks like all of the ships are demon free I will quickly check to make sure You guys on the ground need anything?

[kurchatovium]

*kurch revs up the bike and streaks toward the inner wall. Dozens more boomerang devices are let loose by kurch. And kurch cast the spells CREATOR's Blast and another spell of CREATOR's HOLY Rain.*

Here we go HDS. Heading toward inner wall. Hold on. :D :D

[General Zod]

All ships are demon free Great work everyone That should help our friends on the ground

[HisDivineShadow]

*Partially merges himself with the bike to keep his position* We should start to encounter larger beasts in no time...





Alas that the hour is late, HDS must depart. If he is needed, use him like a puppet and write his lines. :D Farewell until tomorrow...

[milagros317]

I can confirm that my ship is indeed free of demons. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*HDS and kurch arrive at inner wall.*

*Larger demons start charge. HDS cuts many of them down with his Death Ray eyes. Kurch cast two spells one is CREATOR's HOLY PILLAR OF FIRE which cause a pillar of fire large enough and bright to be seen from space. This fire cuts many of the larger demons down.*

*kurch casts a second spell of JERICHO causing the inner wall to fall and brak apart into rubble. The power of the spell sennd ripples out from the planet that can be felt by the ships.*

:D :D :p

(Night HDS. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :wub: )