The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

Indeed he is and the bunnies wuv him very^500 much. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, he is greatly wuvved by the vorpal bunnies. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The bunnies wuv mils a lot too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I knew that already, but thanks for mentioning it. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Anytime my friend. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Good night, Kurch, I'll be going to sleep now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Good Night mils. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :wub: :bunny:

[Pokey]

All you fellows do great work!!

[General Zod]

All you fellows do great work!!

Thanks Pokey How have you been? I will be online tonight for any battles :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Good to see you my good General. Me and mils were about to free some being we found trapped in an energy sphere in the Hyperdimensional Quantum Lab on Level 6. THE THREAD has expertly placed some charges so as to break the sphere and do as little damge to the entity as possible. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

10-4 Kurch I will have the troops stand back then :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent General Zod. THE THREAD is just rechecking all the explosives to make sure they are set right. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I have pulled all my troops back to a safe distance. :D :p

[General Zod]

All troops are away from any potential shrapnel Kurch :D :D

[milagros317]

Tell THE THREAD to set off the explosives when he's ready. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent Mils. Excellent General Zod.

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[milagros317]

Now let's see if it worked. :D :p

[General Zod]

Great explosion :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*The smoke clears and a alien form lies writhing in pain slowly as the hyperdimensional energy fields around him decay the being intense suffering eases. The being awakes slowly with a look of thanks in his huge eyes and then collapses into unconciuosness.*

I think we need to get this being to the Medical Bay stat if it is to have any chance of survival. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Any idea of what kind of creature it is? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, two of our best physicians are getting the poor creature onto a stretcher now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We are better get him out of here fast I am picking something....a lot of something up on the scanners. Apparently the explosion tipped our whereabouts to some creatures in here. :D :D :p

[Pokey]

I can send a couple of squads along with the creature, if you wish?

[kurchatovium]

Yes excellent idea Pokey, The being may have a lot of information for us if he survives. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*has troops go into ambush position*

*I also set up a mess of Holy claymore mines*

[milagros317]

Meanwhile, we must prepare to do battle with whatever horrid undead things are coming our way. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Still no identification on what is coming at us.....but it is moving in fast.... All troops on alert. Be ready for battle.

:D :D :p

[Pokey]

Remaining squads take position to support as needed, ready to engage!

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, we are prepared to do battle. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have an ID on the enemy its a massive wave of Hyerdimensional Zombies :eek: :eek: Hit him with all you got this will be a tough battle.

*kurch casts two spells of CREATOR's blessing on the troops.*

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

*starts lobbing heavy Creator's light bombs at them*

Glad I ordered more of them :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, we are ready for hyperdimensional zombies, and we realize that they hunger to eat our brains. :D :p

[Pokey]

Squad C engage and take care to fore only on enemy



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[kurchatovium]

Heads up everyone I am gonna cast a few fireball spells on the Zombies.

*kurch casts two spells of CREATOR's FIREY WRATH and then quickly casts two more spells of the same thing. The fireballs slam into the Hyoerdimensional Zombies and knock them back. The spells kill some of the Zombies but still many remain. The CREAOTR's LIGHT bombs and lasers destroy more of the zombies but still many are left.*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

The remaining zombies are in range! :D :p
*fires the first salvo of special anti-zombie CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS at the hyperdimensional zombies*

[kurchatovium]

*kurch casts two spells of CREATOR's TURN UNDEAD. The spell knocks the Hyperdimensional zombies back and kills a few more of them. The hyperdimensionality of these zombies makes them quite difficult to kill and so still many remain.*

:D :D :p

[Pokey]

Squad D attack but watch for the bombs that were planted



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[General Zod]

*keeps throwing more bombs at them and also blasts them with heat vision :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Those that remain keep coming at us. :eek:
:D :p
*fires the second salvo of special anti-zombie CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS at the remaining hyperdimensional zombies*

[kurchatovium]

*The lasers, bombs and heat vision bring the Hyperdimensional Zombie army down to about 50% of what it was.*

Gonna cast a few more firebll spells everyone. Watch out.

*kurch casts two spells of CREATOR's FIREY WRATH and then quickly casts two more spells of the same thing. The fireballs slam into the Hyoerdimensional Zombies and knock them back. The spells kill more of the Zombies and knock the total down to 40%.

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Thanks for the warning about the fireballs, Kurch. :D :p

*fires the third salvo of special anti-zombie CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS at the remaining hyperdimensional zombies*

[General Zod]

*ducks the fireballs*

*keeps chucking bombs at these creatures* :D :D :p

[Pokey]

Squad C attack with the new flame throwers against the few that strayed to the flank. good shot, 5% more down.

[kurchatovium]

*The flame throwers and bombs knock down the Hyperdimensional Zombies down to 30%*

*kurch casts two spells of CREATOR's TURN UNDEAD and the quickly casts two more spells of the same thing. The blasts killl more Zombies and knock their strgth down to about 21%*

Keep it up. We got the upper hand now. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, we will be relentless in our attacks. :D :p

*fires the fourth salvo of special anti-zombie CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS at the remaining hyperdimensional zombies*

[General Zod]

*keeps throwing bombs at them*

Will they never learn that it's not wise to fight us? :D :D :p

[Pokey]

both squads open fire, C with Flame throwers and D with HE rounds

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[milagros317]

We've really got to finish them off. :D :p

*fires the fifth salvo of special anti-zombie CREATOR'S LIGHT BOMBS at the remaining hyperdimensional zombies*

[kurchatovium]

*The next salvo of bombs knocks their numbers down to about 9%*

These fireballs should finish them off everyone. Heads up.

*kurch casts two spells of CREATOR's FIREY WRATH and then quickly casts two more spells of the same thing. The fireballs slam into the Hyoerdimensional Zombies and knock them back. The spells destroy the last of the Hyperdimensional zombies.*

Great work everyone. Fantastic job. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Wonderful, Kurch, your spells were the most important part of our battle. :D :p

[General Zod]

*slumps against the wall*

Great job everyone I didn't think they'd ever stop coming in :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks mils. :D :p

Same here General Zod. That was a tough battle. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I wonder if they are being summoned here by someone :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I am quite happy that those zombies didn't reach us and feast on our brains. :D :p

[Pokey]

The patient is safe and will be ready for TheThread to work with very soon.

[kurchatovium]

That is indeed a very^500 good thing mils. :D :p

These Zombies were created in this Hyperdimensional Lab I believe. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Must be a portal to that hyperdimension nearby :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

The sphere we destroyed I think where that one being was trapped was the device used to create the zombies. Luckily we stopped the prcess in time to save him. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

That is good news Have we learned anything from the being we have saved? :D :D

[milagros317]

I hope we could learn something. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD is trying to figure out what race he is so he can communicate with him. The being is expected to fully recover. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I didn't get a look at the being If the being is Kryptonian,let me know please :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That is excellent news! Recovery seemed unlikely just a short while ago. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have an excellent medical staff here aboard the Amarda. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Friends

I have to call it a night I won't be online until saturday night See ya'll then Peace and wuv :wub: :bunny: :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Night General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :bunny: :wub:

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod. :wavingguy
Peace and wuv to you. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We should probably look over the rest of this lab and see what we can find out. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Most certainly, we may learn something important. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

After we do I think we will blow the lab up. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Yet another locus of evil, which must be obliterated. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We will blow it up Saturday when General Zod returns. He loves a good explosion. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That sounds like a fine plan, we can make it a really big explosion for him. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Big explosions are fun. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Especially for General Zod, but I like them also. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

This one should be especially good with all the cool lab stuff in it. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Yes, it will be a really first class explosion. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Lots of sparkly colors too I bet. :xpulcy: :xpulcy: :xpulcy: :xpulcy:

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, I should have said it will be a really first class and very colorful explosion. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Colorful big explosions are the very best. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, it should be better than the Macy's fireworks show. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed. Maybe we should film it. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Good news my friends I will get to be online tonight after all We ready to blow this lab? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Great that you can be here, General Zod. As soon as Kurch arrives, I think it will be time to blow it up. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yay!!!! Lets blow it up. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, now would be a good time, since General Zod is here. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Setting up the charges as we speak. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*has all the troops move back to a safe distance* :D :D :p

[milagros317]

My troops are also withdrawing to a safe distance and taking out their cameras. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Explosives will detonate in 60 seconds. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*grabs my movie camera to record it* :couch: :couch:

[milagros317]

This should be wonderful. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Detonation in ten seconds.

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[General Zod]

Oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh What a pretty explosion :couch: :bouncybou :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Wow, that was even bigger and more colorful than I expected. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yeah same here. It blew up real nice. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I'm glad that I've got it on film. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yea its great we got it on film. ::D :D :p

[milagros317]

You should probably say a prayer over the spot where it once stood, Kurch. :D :p

[General Zod]

What's next for us? :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Good idea mils. :D :D :p

*kurch stands over the site where the lab once stood, and recites a humble prayer. The grounds glow whte for a short period and then turn back to normal. The blessing removes the odd cold feeling that was here though the horrors themself can never be erased.*

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

I presume that search teams are out looking for the stairway to level 7. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed they are mils. :D :p

General Zod you may want to talk to the being that was trapped in the sphere. He seems to be Kryptonian, but alas the sphere hyperdimensional fields have deformed him quite a bit. The medical staff is doing its best to help him. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

10-4 Kurch On the way to him now :D :D

[milagros317]

I hope they find the stairway soon. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent General Zod. Maybe he knows something that can help us. :D :p

Good News mils. They have located the stairs to Level 7. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

That is good news indeed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes very^500 good news. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

His name is Non-El He has been in this cosmos a long time he was captured by the evil beings He tried to escape but was re-captured He has seen the flying vorpal bunnies he was trying to help them escape He says they are unharmed as of now He desires revenge on his captors

He told me that the beings that caught him tried to turn him into a hyperdimasional mummy Fortunatley we arrived in time to stop the transformation :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent General Zod. I was fairly confident that the lab we found was being used to make the Hyperdimensional Undead we were seeing. Assure Non-El we will do our best to fix his injuries. He may remain with us if he likes to help us in our fight and avenge his captors or I can have THE THREAD teleport him to wherever he would like once he is well enough to travel again. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I told him what happened to our home planet He wishes to stay with us In time he will gain powers like that of me :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

He is most welcome to stay. He maybe partially hyperdimensional so he may have some powers already. Its to early to say at this point though we will have to wait until the medical staff can fix his injuries. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I am extremely confident in our medical staff :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have a very excellent medical staff. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, the medical staff here is greatly skilled. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We have the most modern equipment too. :D :D :p :p

[General Zod]

I am thankful for the medical equipment and staff we have :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we are very^500 lucky to have them. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm not sure whether the fine medical staff or the great ice cream is the best supporting feature of this Armada. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well I think it pays to have both. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

Yes, I'm very happy that we have both. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

They can even cure Ice Cream headaches instantly. :D :D :p :p

[General Zod]

They can even cure Ice Cream headaches instantly. :D :D :p :p

A very handy cure :bouncybou :bouncybou

[milagros317]

It may be time to head for the stairway to level 7. :D :p

[General Zod]

Friends

I have to call it a night See ya'll tommorow night Peace and wuv :wub: :bunny: :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Good Night General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :bunny: :wub:

[milagros317]

Good night, General Zod. I'm glad you were here for the explosion. :wavingguy

Peace and wuv to you. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes by all means mils lets go and check out Level 7. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, proceeding cautiously towards the stairway. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

All scanners on high. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, all scanners on high. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Watch out for booby traps as well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, indeed, booby traps might be anywhere. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Quite true these lower levels are likely to be much more dangerous. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Nothing detected on my scanners yet, Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmmmmm not good picking up lots of bats down here.

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:D :D :p

[milagros317]

We must presume that they are vampire bats. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I think that would be a safe assumption. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Maybe they are even hyperdimensional vampire bats who are extra-bloodthirsty. :eek:
:D :p

[kurchatovium]

Well luckily they are just regular vampire bats. However this is beginning to look like a Vampire's Lair which is really a bad thing. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Ordinary vampire bats are not so bad. The vampires themselves, however, will be very dangerous. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I think a nice supply of wooden stakes would be very handy right now. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, we've got lots of wooden stakes, and lots of garlic necklaces to distribute as well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent mils. :D We are gonna need them I am afraid. :D :p

[milagros317]

Likely we will. Many vampires may be headed this way. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes somewhere around here there are vampires. Luckily all we got now is bats.

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:D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

I have never liked vampires, not at all. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I think most people hate vampires. :D :D :p I would hope so at least. :D

[Mitchell]

Most, but not all, Kurch, as there is someone I spend a lot of time talking to on here, who loves Vampires.

Mitch

[kurchatovium]

Takes all kinds to make a world I guess :D :D :p :p Peace and wuv mitch and congrats on the 9000th post. :D

[milagros317]

Most, but not all, Kurch, as there is someone I spend a lot of time talking to on here, who loves Vampires.

Mitch

Mitch, I just have to say that anybody who loves vampires is not mentally healthy. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Time to continue our exploration of Level 7. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I have stocked up on Holy light hand grenades and bombs To be sure,I also have a lot of wooden stakes that have concentrated holy water in them :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Good General Zod I have a feeling we are really gonna need them down here. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Please keep in mind that vampires are very fast We must be even faster :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes that is very true General Zod. Thanks for the reminder. :D :D :p

[Red_Feather]

I've never posted in this thread before. :upsidedow

[kurchatovium]

Welcome to The Self Referential Thread. :D :p

[General Zod]

Alarm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Massive Bogies Headed This Way!!!!!!! Some Running And Some Flying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Red_Feather]

I wonder if the rules are the same as the first post, or whether they've mutated since then into something unrecognisable. :shock:

[kurchatovium]

Things have changed a bit but have become much more fun. :D :D :p

[Red_Feather]

That's good to hear. I wasn't going to go trailoing through all the posts, I don't have the days to spare. :p

[General Zod]

Multiple vampires coming in folks I will take care of the ones flying Ya'll take care of the ground forces :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

It takes a little while to get the hang of things though. :D :D :p


All troops on alert we have vampires coming in. Be ready for attack. :D :D

[General Zod]

*hands Red Feather some Holy light hand grenades*

Throw these at the vampires They will destroy them :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*kurch quickly cast two spells of CREATOR's Blessing and then quickly casts two spells of CREATOR's TURN UNDEAD. The latter two spell knock the vampires back and injures many of them.*

They are coming in fast. Watch out.

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[Red_Feather]

'...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this, Thy hand grenade, that with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits... in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...'

Could we hurry this up a bit please?

'... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.'

*Counts to three and lobs the grenade at the vampires*

[General Zod]

*starts throwing wooden stakes loaded with concntrated holy water too fast for the human eye to see at the flying enemies* :D :D :p

[General Zod]

'...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this, Thy hand grenade, that with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits... in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...'

Could we hurry this up a bit please?

'... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.'

*Counts to three and lobs the grenade at the vampires*


He fits right in doesn't he Kurch? :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Yes I quite agree General Zod. He fits in perfectly. :D :p

[Red_Feather]

*Pulls out his limited edition copy Tim staff and points it at the enemy. A group of special effects gaffers kill a load vampires by means of pyrotechnology.*

Thanks for the welcome guys. I'm from England, so being odd is perfectly normal for me...

Arrrrrgh! Paradox! Get it off me, get it off me! :eek:

[General Zod]

*uses shotgun that fires special shells at the flying vampires * :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Heads up everyone gonna cast some fireball spells.

*kurch casts two spells of CREATOR's FIREY WRATH and then quickly casts another two spells of the same thing. The 4 fireballs careen down the dungeon hallway and slam into the vampires injuring many of them and killing a number as well.*

Be alert everyone as General Zod has said Vampires are fast. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*starts using heat vision to melt as many of them as quickly as possible* :D :D :p

[Red_Feather]

*summons his møøse companion, which proceeds to lay into the Vampires*.

[kurchatovium]

We gotten rid of about 40% of them everyone. Still lots of work to do. Glad to have you onboard Red Feather. :D :p

Watch out troops gonna try out a new spell.

*kurch casts CREATOR's HOLY MALESTROM. A large blast shoots out from kurch Staff Of Ages. The blasts rockets like a hurricane down the halls drenching the vampires in holy water and CREATOR's Light. The blast kncks the vampires way back and the combination of the blast and holy water and divine light destroys many of them.*

The number are down to about 20% everyone. We are doing well. :D :p

[General Zod]

Outstanding spell Kurch

*tears into the remaining vampires and kills many using heat vision and throwing grenades* :D :D :p

[Red_Feather]

*Watches as his møøse savages a hapless vampire. Takes out a bag of rice, scattering it over the ground in front of the vampires. They all bend down and compulsively begin counting.*

Ha! How's THAT for a knowledge of folk traditions!

*Takes a sacred shotgun and begins picking off the helpless vampires*.

[kurchatovium]

A most excellent job Red Feather. Sure glad you happened by. :D :D :p

*kurch mediatates and enters the martial art state of the Vorpal Bunny and with lighting fast speed plunges his divine staff into the as many as the vampires as he can as they count the rice.*

[General Zod]

*while the vampires are distracted,I blast at them with heat vision,melting them* :D :D

[Red_Feather]

*Turns on a tap, causing a small stream of water to run across the ground. A vampire comes up to the edge of the water and looks down, stopped in his tracks. He looks up...*

BLAM!

+100

[kurchatovium]

*kurch casts another two spells of CREATOR's TURN UNDEAD. This combined with Red Feather and General Zod's efforts destroys the last of vampires.*

Excellent work everyone. The vampires are all gone. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Great work with the spells Kurch

Welcome to our quest Red Feather Great job on destroying those evil vampires :D :D :p

[Red_Feather]

*Red is about to speak when a menu pops up in front of his eyes, blocking his vision*

CONGRATULATIONS!

Level up!

*Red takes another level of 'Loremaster'*

Good work everyone. :D

[kurchatovium]

Thanks General Zod. You did an excellent job yourself and Red Feather did a grand job as well. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I wonder what they were trying to prevent us from seeing :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Not sure yet General Zod. They may just be here to prevent us from getting to Level 8 or there may indeed be things here they are trying to prevent us from getting too. We must explore this level further however thats for certain. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*sets scanners on high* :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Not sure what we will run into here but be on the lookout for more vampires. Often there is a lead vampire that lets the lower ones do most of his/her dirty work. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Usually they are the most dangerous :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes head vampires dont die or I should say don't die again very easily. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

My scanners haven't picked up anything yet :D :D

[Red_Feather]

*Wanders over to a door and opens a hatch in it*

'Anything in here?'

'No, zere isn't anysing in here. Go avay.'

'Ah, fair enough.'

*Goes to walk away, lore sense tingles*

'Hang on a minute...'

[kurchatovium]

Uh oh I think I am picking up something where Red Feather was even though the man there said there was nothing there. :illogical :illogical

:D :D :p

[Red_Feather]

*Is lifted off his feet, along with the wreckage of the door, as the head vampire comes through, shredding wood with his claws*

'Mnyaah ha ha!'

[General Zod]

*instantly goes on alert* :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

*kurch teleports to where Red Feather is*

Watch out everyone these suckers are hard to kill.

*kurch sprays holy water into the Head Vampires eyes. The vampire roars and in pain and knocks kurch back with his claws.*

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

*quickly throws a staff filled with concentrated holy water into his right knee cap and presses the button to release the holy water*

Hopefully that'll slow him down :D :D :p

[Red_Feather]

*Lands in a heap of wrecked door. Winded, Red climbs to his knees*

Hmm, I need a weapon. Where could I find a handily splintered piece of wood?

*Looks down*

*Red gains Weapon: Stake*

Thank you adventure game logic. :p

*Charges into the fray*

[kurchatovium]

*the head vampire morphs into a bat and flies quickly away at first and then flies at breakneck speed towards the party.*

<marquee>:bat:</marquee>

Watch out.

*kurch casts two spells of CREATOR's TURN UNDEAD and knock the bat/head vampire back*

Hit him hard everyone. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*While the head vampire roars in pain I shove a few grenades down his throat and clamps his mouth shut* :D :D :p

[Red_Feather]

*Takes the stake and rams it into the head vampire's foot, pinning it down, then somersaults out of the path of a swinging claw*

[kurchatovium]

*the grenades explode blowing the head off of the head vampire. The head vampire grows another head. The head roars in pain as this drain the vampire of much energy.*

*kurch cast a spell of CREATOR's HOLY FIRE on the vampire and it burst into flame the vampire roars in pain.*

Red, Zod see if you can find the wood from his coffin we need to plunge that into his hear to finish him off. Most anything else wont completely destroy him.

:D :D :p

[Red_Feather]

*Heads into the room the Vampire emerged from..


It's stacked to the roof with coffins..*


Great...

[General Zod]

10-4 Kurch

*quickly flies off for the coffin wood*

*grabs it and breaks it off into good size stakes and jams them into his heart :D :D :p

[Red_Feather]

*Walks backwards and peers to the other doorway. It says 'LEADER VAMPIRE'S ROOM. KEEP OUT - ZIS MEANS YOU!' above it.*

Ah, I see... wrong door. :wow:

[kurchatovium]

*takes his Sword Of Divine Dimension and cuts off the hand of the vampire. This hand has a ring with an insginia. The vampire roars in pain as his hand is severed.*

Red see if you can match one of those many coffins up with this insignia. Hopefully it should narrow you search down a lot.

*tosses Red the vampire hand.*

:D :D :p

[Red_Feather]

*Confused, Red realises he's trapped in a temporal paradox, two timelines must have merged.*

'Oh no! Philosophical defense spells!'

[General Zod]

*finds the right coffin this time*

*breaks it into good sized stakes and starts plunging them into dear leader vampire's heart*

[kurchatovium]

*Zod's stakes cause the vampire writhe and vaporize but yet still a vampire remains.*

Holy crap everyone this vampire is Hyperdimensional. Dont be confused Red continue to find whatever stakes you need. Its gonna take more than one to kill this puppy. The vampire is living in at least two different timelines due to its hyperdimensionality.

*kurch cast spell of CREATOR's FURY on the Hyperdimensional Vampire. The spell blasts the vampire and sears off most of his flesh.*

:D :D :p

[General Zod]

*throws more of his coffin stakes into his heart*

Throws Holy light bombs at him*


*grabs the kitchen sink and throws that at him as well* :yowzer: :D :D :p

[Red_Feather]

*Finds the one stake in his timeline that matches the ring, hurling it at the vampire. Combined with the other stakes in Zod's timeline there is a massive *BANG!* and suddenly the timelines merge into one, leaving the Vampire stranded, confused and vulnerable*.

[kurchatovium]

*more and more of the vampires vaporize as Zod plunges stakes into them.*

Good work Zod. I think we only need one more. It whereever Red is I think.

*vampire tries to morph into bat to escape. kurch casts two spells of CREATORS STUN UNDEAD. The spells blast into the vampire knocking him unconcious for a time*

Hurry up. We cant keep this up too much longer. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

*looks around for more of the leader's coffin wood* :shake:

[Red_Feather]

*It takes a while for the merging of timelines to complete, but soon the vampire is weakened and helpless, with the final stake appearing in his chest*

*Red appears, hitting the floor hard*

Get him now!! :shake:

[kurchatovium]

*kurch realizing that vampire is now almost totally devoid of power plunges his Staff Of Ages into his heart. The vampire now without much like any other writhes in utter pain as the holy staff pierces his heart. The vampire screams and burst into flames and his utterly destroyed. Only a small pile of ashes remain.*

Great work everyone. Fantastic job. This vampire is dead. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Great job everone I didn't think we'd be able to finish him off :D :D

[Red_Feather]

Nice work, people. Thought the temporal lag might have had us, there. :D

[General Zod]

Friends

I have to call it a night from Amarillo,Texas I will see you all online when I get into western New Mexico tommorow peace and wuv :wub: :bunny: :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes great work General Zod and Red Feather. Hyperdmensional Vampires must be the work of this Temple. We have a lot of work to do here. Fortunately I think this level is clear. :D :D :p

[Red_Feather]

See ya later, Zod. :)

[kurchatovium]

Night General Zod. Take care my good friend. Peace and wuv. :D :wub: :bunny:

[milagros317]

A new day has dawned, and I believe it will be a fine one for our Armada. :D :p

[General Zod]

I wonder what evil beings we will run into tonight Be nice to run into some friendly ones for a change :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I fear that we are likely to encounter more undead creatures. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

More than likely more undead creatures will be here opposing us. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

Have we gotten any good info on this level? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The more information we can get, the better. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Level 7 has been cleared. We have found the stairs to Level 8. It seems Level 7 was sort of a guard post. The vampires were here to prevent anyone from getting to Level 8 that was not authorized to do so. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

I wonder what horrors will be found in level 8 :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Level 8 will surely present more challenges. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I am certain the last 6 levels we will face will be much more dangerous. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I'm sure they will get tougher as we go along. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes I think that will be the case mils. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Fortunately, we are well prepared. :D :p

[General Zod]

I had THE THREAD get us more ammo It got here yesterday :D :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent General Zod. We are gonna need it I think.

[milagros317]

I'm sure that we will need the ammo, if past experience is any guide. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Always good to have lots and lots and lots of ammo IMHO. :D :D :p

[General Zod]

We ready to check level 8? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, because thousands and thousands of undead creatures may be coming at us in level 8. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes lets go and check out Level 8.

Congrats on your 5000th post General Zod (you might want to check out the Celebration Forum. :D :D )

:D :D :p

[milagros317]

Let's proceed to the stairway to level 8. :D :p

[General Zod]

Thanks Kurch :bouncybou :D :D

[kurchatovium]

All scanners on high. Lets proceed to level 8. :D :p

(You are welcome General Zod. :D :D :p )

[milagros317]

Aye, aye, Kurch, all scanners on high. :D :p

[General Zod]

Scanners on high 10-4 Kurch :D :D

[kurchatovium]

Watch out for traps. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Nothing detected on my scanners yet. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Nothing here either yet mils. It sure is really dark in here. Darker than the other levels even. :D :D :p