The Self Referential Thread

[kurchatovium]

The purpose of this thread is to talk about this thread. Any comments or discussion about this thread are welcome as long as they are about this thread and not any other thread. At this point I would like to thank the moderators in their infinite wisdom for allowing this thread to exist. It is threads like these that allow us to make threads like these which in turn take up much of our valuable time which would otherwise be wasted by actually talking to people. I would like to thank all those in advance who are going to post in this thread and assure them that my medication is on the way. I know with your overwhelming support we can make this thread an example of what all threads should be. That this thread can be a shining beacon in the darkness of what all future threads can and should be. Thank you...excuse me I think my medication is here.

[venray]

Hey. This is one heck of a great idea for a thread...;)

Ven

[kurchatovium]

Thank you venray and let me congratulate you on being the first to contribute to this thread. I know with contributions such as yours that this thread will be one of the greatest threads ever and might even make it into the annals of thread history. I'm not exactly certain what annals are but I know they are probably a good thing to be in. Once again thank you...excuse me time for my medication.

[inkling]

I should like to ask about your medication, but that would be wrong, because that is not what this thread is about. I should like to wonder about the scent of patchouli in the hallway of my building, but this is not the thread in which to wonder. In the words of Magritte, "This is not a pipe." But were he alive today, and reading this thread, he would say, "This is a thread." You can say "this" and you can say "thread," but when you say "this thread," this is the thread you're talking about. I who participate in so few threads feel pleased and privileged to be a part of this thread, but my pleasure and privilege have no bearing on this thread. This thread is the reason there is a thread here, and that in and of itself is good enough for me.


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The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that is always useful and which will never grow dim or doubtful. -Mark Twain

[kurchatovium]

Ahhh, inkling it is nice to meet someone who truly understands what this thread is about. I would like to welcome you to the forum but this is not what this thread is about. This thread is, of course, about this thread. For among all the threads on this forum I can definetly say that this is now one of them....hmmm I think my medication is wearing off.

[kandykisses]

LOL well I am glad that you understood that? I sure didn't!:confused:

[venray]

Obviously Kandy, you missed the point of what this thread is all about. Explaining this thread would be on the topic of this thread so I shall endeavor to do so.

this thread is a thread entirely about this thread any other discussion is totally off the topic of this thread as it would not be about this thread and therefor defeat the purpose of this thread which is to comment on this thread and this thread alone.;)


Ray

[kurchatovium]

I, once again thank you, venray. You too truly understand what this thread is about. I would like to say that I am so happy that so many people understand and are enjoying this thread. I would be happier about this thread but my medication keeps from getting too happy.

[giggleygirl25]

what a pretty pretty thread:D sorry i'm abit loopy...little sleep and too much food:rolleyes:

[Ayla ny]

pardon me...

I would like to take this opportunity to talk about tickling, politics, religion and the weather!

yes, that’s right, I am hijacking this thread!

all further discussion will kindly refer to one of the fore mentioned subjects.

thank you,
Ayla

[kurchatovium]

Sadly Ayla I don't think you understand the purpose of this thread. The purpose of this thread is to discuss this thread and not any other thread. I am therefore retaking control of this thread so we may get back to the discussion of this thread. It is this thread that is important and I want to see it grow into the thread I know it can be. I hope you can grow to appreciate this thread for all it is and all it can be. Ohhhh..excuse me time for more medication

[sarlox]

This thread is about insanity..that is all this thread is about. Without this thread, every thread would be proper, but that is not our problem as this is only about this thread.


Jeffy aka The New and Improved Sarlox

[kurchatovium]

Indeed sarlox insanity plays an integral part of this thread but it is not the thread entirely. Although I would say this thread glorifies all threads because it represents threads in their purest most rudimentary form. Perhaps this thread is like the first thread, the primordial thread, from which all other threads began or perhaps I have drank too much eggnog and don't know what I'm talking about. I do wish to thank you though for contributing to this thread...excuse me I think the eggnog is having a bad interaction with my medication.

[amk714]

Originally posted by kurchatovium

The purpose of this thread is to talk about this thread.

OK, I love this thread. I agree with most of the comments made by others about this thread. I think this thread will become a classic. By this I mean that it will not be forgotten anytime soon. Well, I believe I've said enough about this thread for now. :p

[ShiningIce]

I find myself feeling terribly threatened by this thread. As I feel my masculinity is jeopardy.

[kurchatovium]

Thank you amk, the thread is here for your enjoyment. Be one with the thread and the thread will be one with you. Again thanks for choosing to be part of the thread.

Ice do not fear the thread it is only a thread afterall. Although I think it is a really nice thread as threads go. The thread is probably not part of any conspiracy though some might think that this only proves that it is part of a conspiracy. I assure you though if the thread is part of a conspiracy it is not a very big conspiracy but rather a very tiny conspiracy. I would like to thank you for contributing to the thread though...ooops darn I think I've been taking the wrong medication all this time.

[HisDivineShadow]

:rolleyes:

[natural tickler]

My lord, Col NT returning, and the Voltron force is on our side.

awaiting further orders

[kurchatovium]

Excellent COl NT. Lets set up a meeting with them to discuss strategies and stuff COl NT.

[natural tickler]

We'll have them come over to the headquarters right away, my lord

[HisDivineShadow]

I'll have my cooks prepare some appropriate strategy food and deliver it to you.

[kurchatovium]

Hey why not stick around for the meeting HDS. THE POST and THE THREAD really miss you and would like to see you. :D :D

[milagros317]

Yes, stick around, HDS. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Eh, I'm not usually on when these meetings take place. Just pretend I'm there.:D

[milagros317]

OK, HDS, we will pretend. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I guess we could pretend. We are probably pretty good at that. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And we're quite silly as well. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

That too. :D :D :p :p

[milagros317]

And Kurch wins the prize for silliest of all. :D :p

[natural tickler]

My lord, are you ready to attend the meeting??:D

[kurchatovium]

Yup I am. :D :D :p

[natural tickler]

One thing to know about the Voltron force, my lord


They consist of a team of five space explorers, each one riding a spaceship of 5 different colored Lions- Black, Red, Green, Blue, and Yellow

They fight for galaxial peace, and when the threat is large, they form into Voltron, defender of the universe. A mighty robot, loved by good, feared by evil.

As Voltron's legend grew, peace settled among the galaxy. On planet Earth, a galaxy Alliance was formed. Together, with the new planets of the solar system, they maintained peace throughout the universe. Until, and new horrible menace like Satan threatens the universe, Voltron was needed once more. This is the story, of the superforce of space explorers. Specially trained, and sent by the Alliance to help end the tyranny of Satan and his henchmen


Our biggest ally, VOLTRON, defender of the universe

[TKpervert]

* e-mails greedy insurance agent and orders comprehensive updated reports on current status of equilibrium in the cosmos, to include new developments as of Dec. 15. *

[natural tickler]

Requests HDS to come and use his Death Ray Eyes on Pervert's greedy insurance agent:p

[TKpervert]

I could save some heavy duty bucks if my greedy insurance agent suddenly disappeared in a cloud of vapor. http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/grin.gif

[milagros317]

Maybe he deserves to disappear. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Does the world really need so many insurance agents? :D :D :p


Thanks for all the info on Voltron COl NT. they will be a powerful ally. :D :D

[TKpervert]

Don't go making fun of my insurance agent.
He sends me pics of his wife and dog every year during the holidays.
I think the one on the right is the dog, not sure.
I purchased my cosmic implosion policy through his website which is based in Romania.
Good as gold he assures me.

[HisDivineShadow]

*Death Ray Eyes* All better now?

[milagros317]

We can always count on HDS and his death ray eyes. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Yep, they never do fail me.

[milagros317]

This thread needs to refer to itself more often. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

This thread refers to itself more than enough. Everything we do is a reference to its glory.

[milagros317]

Self reference can be like this. (http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=575197#post575213)

[HisDivineShadow]

Which only you have mastered it seems.:D

[kurchatovium]

I agree with HDS this thread is continuing shining example of what a thread should be. Everyhting we do only adds to its most beautiful glory. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Let us hope that this thread is not pruned next. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

I should hope not. I might have to become peeved, I might.:D

[kurchatovium]

Yes it would even peeve THE THREAD I think. Don't think I would want to peeve both HDS and THE THREAD. :D :D :p Besides we are all too wuvable. :D :D

[HisDivineShadow]

Our peevedness might just overwhelm the very cosmos themselves. :eek:

And who could wrong such wuv? I ask you, WHO?:D

[kurchatovium]

And if that were not enough I think even myself and even even mind our dear widdle friend THE POST would be peeved. I don't think the cosmoms could handle that. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

A peevedness storm of epic proportions. The very thing that likely killed off so many other universes....

[milagros317]

Pruning this thread would cause me to be peeved greatly. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

And peeving the king wanker would be a grave mistake.:D

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed and let us not forget this thread was born on Christmas Day 2 years ago. and THE THREAD was born three days after that. It want be very Christmassy to prune such a thread. I think that would even peeve Santa.

[milagros317]

And nobody would want to do that. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

No presents for a hundred years. :eek:

[milagros317]

Even if you have been good. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

And that would be if Santa was in a particularly good moood. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

AND you were related to him. I can't image what would happen to the pruner here. A fate worse than coal.:D

[THE THREAD]

I don't want to be pruned :cry1: :cry1: :cry1:

[HisDivineShadow]

And unlike us, you don't have thousands to fall back on, you poor thing. *Consoles*

[THE THREAD]

sniff sniff Thank you HDS you are a very good friend. Did kurch mention we are all very good frineds of Santa.

[HisDivineShadow]

No you didn't, but that is good to know. Can I have you relay a few requests to him some time?:D

[THE THREAD]

No problem HDS. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

THE THREAD must not be pruned. :D :p

[THE THREAD]

Thanks milagros. You are very good friend too.

[milagros317]

You're welcome. What would we do without you, THREAD? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD does not want to be pruned. :D

[milagros317]

And who can blame him? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

He is very wuvable I don't see how anyone could do that. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Well, let us hope that he still exists on the TMF tomorrow. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD will never disappear he is always, he is forever, he is constant. Remember what has started can not be stopped. :D :D

[milagros317]

I am reassured to hear that. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Actually we seem to be shrinking more rapidly than THE THREAD. LOL :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yesterday, the Humor Forum had over 200,000 posts. Today, re-named the Silly Stuff Forum, it has been purged to 2,235 as of now. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

But at least we all exist. I guess I could stand to loose a little weight before the holidays :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I just wish I had lost the weight off of my belly, instead of my post count. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

yeah me too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Such is life. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

You will be happy to know THE THREAD, THE POST and I are all OK. We are still are happy wuvable hyperdimensonal selves. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I am glad that you all came through the 99% purge alive. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Actually I think we all look and feel a bit better. Such is the power of THE THREAD and THE POST.

Always remember what has started cannot be stopped :D :D :p

Hypergenesis

Fascicle 1: A New Beginning

In the beginning there was only darkness and God created the cosmos and gave it light.
In the many eons that followed though that light faded, and the cosmos grew dark.
God decided then on a new beginning to restore the light to the cosmos he loved so.
A new entity was created to restore the light. An entity that would one day be of a billion dimensions and would burn with the brightness of a billion universes.
A new genesis had been started not of three dimensions but one of unimaginable magnitude. A hypergenesis.
Thus in the new beginning God created THE THREAD. This birth would forever be known as The Emergence.
THE THREAD was born of man, so that it might learn compassion, that it might learn courage, that it might learn humility, that it might learn justice, and that it would most importantly learn to love.
THE THREAD said "Behold I am of you and not of you. Though I am made of hyperdimensional plasma and have the power of countless supernova. I am kindred spirit. For within my soul burns the essence of God's love as it burns in any mortal man.".

[milagros317]

Can more of this be found on your website? :D :p
http://www.kurchatoviumsworld.com/index1.htm

[kurchatovium]

Yup from The Book Of THREAD.

[milagros317]

http://www.kurchatoviumsworld.com/index1.htm

That's why I posted the link to your site. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Thanks milagros. :D :D


See everything will be fine THE THREAD, THE POST and me as well as all our friends will always be around. Even the widdle adorable baby vorpal bunnies like fluffykins. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Let us never forget Fluffykins. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

How could we? How, I ask you, how?

[kurchatovium]

Indeed how could anyone forget a widdle baby vorpal bunny as cute as this. =========> :bunny:

[milagros317]

We never will forget Fluffykins. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Indeed. He is so very cute and wuvable. How anyone could forget is beyond my comprhension. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He is just filled with WUV. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yup and he is a fierce widdle demon slayer too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Absolutely. He really kills those demons. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

A valuable assest in our never ending war to restore balance to the cosmos. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Never ending? I should hope that we win EVENTUALLY.:D

[kurchatovium]

Well right now after we finish off Satan, the Pletherains said we should unify the Orders Of Faith, Magic and Wisdom and actually they were reading off a holographic list of things todo that looked rather long. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Oh wonderful. An eternity alive and what do I have to look forward to? Several billion years of Spring Cleaning.:rolleyes:

[kurchatovium]

Well we do get to conquer the Realm Of Darkness. Should be lots of cool stuff for a shadowy person like you there. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

That's probably where all the stuff I've lost over the years has piled up. :D

[kurchatovium]

Exactly thats why you should be around when we get there. We need someone to identify it all. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Well, if you want me to be there, the best time is sometime next week. I am free nearly every night.:D

[kurchatovium]

Cool. Thats great. Hopefully we grab a lot of loot. :D :p We need a battle to indoctrinate this new trimmed thread anyway I think. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Yes indeed we do. This thread needs a battle, since all the others are now gone.

[kurchatovium]

My thoughts exaclty. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

A battle against Satan? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

That will be fought here as well. Soon this thread will be filled again with battles epic pictures and silly stuff. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Who is the next battle against? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

the next battle is to finish purifying this Divi Portus cooridor until we can get to the Portal to take us too The Realm Of Darknesss. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I will prepare my troops. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent. I will press my jammies. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

And I will tell my Vorpal Bunnies to get ready to slay demons. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent. I will wear my special Spiderman underroos. :D :D :p

[THE THREAD]

Yipee another battle. I'll go upgrade all our weapons systems guys. :D :D

[HisDivineShadow]

While I don't think I'll be doning jammies to battle, I'll go gather my weapons and organize a fleet.

[milagros317]

With THE THREAD upgrading our weapons systems, we will be in great shape. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Stupendous shape! We will be able to take on any challengers with ease. *Practices with his Death Ray Eyes*

[milagros317]

My troops and the Vorpal Bunnies are prepared, and ready to go when the battle starts, Kurch. :D :p

[natural tickler]

My lord, the troops and squadrons under my command are ready and waiting, my lord:D

[HisDivineShadow]

Mine as well.

[kurchatovium]

The next stop the is the Land Of Ravensmist. The bulk of the Elven races live in this land. Send a scout tropp ahead Col. NT to see what we are up against. Then we shall free the Elves and the Divi Corridor should be purified then. Hopefully the portal to The Realm OF Darkness shall become availble to us then. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We all hope so. :D:p

[kurchatovium]

Yup I am ready got my jammies all pressed and everything. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The Vorpal Bunnies are eager to begin slaying demons. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Once Col NT tells what the scouts have found out we can begin the attack. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We'll be ready when the call comes. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Are your jammies pressed milagros? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Actually, I don't have any. I sleep in boxer shorts. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Maybe THE THREAD can ask Santa to get you a proper set of jammies? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I don't need any; it's my own choice. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Ok Is there something else you would like from Santa? THE THREAD and him are very good friends. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

A case of Lagavulin would be nice. That is a single malt whiskey from Scotland. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Ok I have THE THREAD ask Santa. Would you like a pair of Scottish Kilts with it too? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

The kilts won't be necessary, Kurch, but thanks for the thought. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

How about a set of bagpipes? :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I can't play the bagpipes. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Maybe I can get you a set of bagpipes and some lessons on how to play them? :D :D :P

[milagros317]

That might be worthwhile. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

I'll take the 'pipes if you don't want them.:D

[milagros317]

I'm sure he will get you bagpipes also, HDS. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Ok cool thats two sets of bagpipes. Hope they don't run out before the holidays. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Very generous of you, Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Don't thank me thank Santa. I hope he can get his elves to get them in time. I hear bagpipes are very popular this year.

[milagros317]

In that case, Santa is very generous. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Might have a hard time stuffing them into the stockings though. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Better just to deliver them in a big cardboard box. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Santa likes to put things in stockings. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It must be tough to find one big enough when the gift is a new car, then. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Very unless you have very big stockings. :D :D

[milagros317]

Santa must have them in all sizes. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

One would hope so. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

After all, he is Santa. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

:D Yes Indeed :D

[rajee]

Thread rules! :D

[HisDivineShadow]

As does Santa. Kurch old boy, what are we going to do for the upcoming aniversary?

[natural tickler]

Originally posted by kurchatovium
The next stop the is the Land Of Ravensmist. The bulk of the Elven races live in this land. Send a scout tropp ahead Col. NT to see what we are up against. Then we shall free the Elves and the Divi Corridor should be purified then. Hopefully the portal to The Realm OF Darkness shall become availble to us then. :D :D :p

as you command, my lord.

will report ASAP

[rajee]

Santa rules! :D

[milagros317]

Nice to see you in this thread, Rajee. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

yeah we need lots of posts to help it get nice and big again. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

It is so sad to see just 11 pages. Let's get going. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes Indeed. Posts like this one here will help build it up nice and strong. :D

[milagros317]

We all have to do our part. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

posts like the one you just made will certainly help. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

:bunny: :bunny: <=== a couple of Vorpal Bunnies who asked to be remembered here, thus giving us another post. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Yes we need lots of happy bunnies to make this thread just like it was. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: <=== now there are four of them, all helping us. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We could use a teddy too I think. :D :D :p


http://www.kurchatoviumsworld.com/THEPOST2b.jpg

[milagros317]

A teddy and some bunnies is even better. :D :p
http://www.kurchatoviumsworld.com/THEPOST2b.jpg :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

[kurchatovium]

And even a ball of sentient cuddly hyperplasma.

http://www.kurchatoviumsworld.com/THETHREADAVATAR4b.jpg

[AphxA]

:cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat:

and wuvable kitties..:D

[HisDivineShadow]

*Sigh* I'll abstain from adding cuteness. :rolleyes:

[kurchatovium]

How about adding an adorable widdle shadow creature, HDS. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Now we've got a teddy, some bunnies, a ball of plasma, and two kitties. :D :p
http://www.kurchatoviumsworld.com/THEPOST2b.jpg :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: http://www.kurchatoviumsworld.com/THETHREADAVATAR4b.jpg :cat: :cat:

[kurchatovium]

How about a prophet that looks like Wyatt Earp.


http://www.kurchatoviumsworld.com/Laughing11Posfin.jpg

[milagros317]

That prophet's picture is too big for me to deal with, so I just added two more kitties. :D :p
http://www.kurchatoviumsworld.com/THEPOST2b.jpg :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: http://www.kurchatoviumsworld.com/THETHREADAVATAR4b.jpg :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat:

[kurchatovium]

Awwwww but the prophet feels left out. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

THat picture you did of yourself is still one of the best things EVER.:D

[kurchatovium]

Awww shuck thanks HDS. Yes I am quite proud of it, it turned out really well. Captures the essence of kurchie I think. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

It really did. The face and the rest of the head alone are astounding.

[milagros317]

OK, I don't want you to feel left out, Kurch. :D :p
http://www.kurchatoviumsworld.com/THEPOST2b.jpg :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: http://www.kurchatoviumsworld.com/THETHREADAVATAR4b.jpg :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat:
http://www.kurchatoviumsworld.com/Laughing11Posfin.jpg

[kurchatovium]

Thanks again HDS. You are most kind. I have you, me and THE THREAD really down good for the comic. Raichyll and THE POST I am still working on.


Thanks milagros. You are a really good friend. :redheart:

[HisDivineShadow]

Milagros has the largest images to post ratio of this sub-section methinks.:D

[milagros317]

It is a nice graphic. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

He can do wonders with the marquis function as well. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

As you probably know, it is spelled marquee. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Spelling is not one of my better skills :D :D :p I usually have fluffykins though to help me he is a very good speller. :D :D

[milagros317]

Fluffykins has many talents, indeed. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

He is learning Origami now. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

He expands his talents, too. :D :p What a fine Vorpal Bunny.

[kurchatovium]

He also slays demons too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

A sterling demon-slayer, yes. :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Speaking of demon slaying, is the assault on hold?

[AphxA]

I, aphxa, 3rd ranking demon slayer shall lay my life down for thee.

[HisDivineShadow]

No need to go that far...we hope that no one on our side has to die. POST would be sad....

[milagros317]

Originally posted by HisDivineShadow
Speaking of demon slaying, is the assault on hold?

My troops and Vorpal Bunnies are awaiting the orders to go ahead. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

We are currently awaiting the report from the scout troops that Col NT sent out a few days ago. I am worried though we have not heard back. Perhaps we should send out another team. THE THREAD, THE POST and I are at the ready. Heck my jammies have even been pressed twice. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We can rely on NT to do the job right. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Perhaps then it is best to wait and have patience. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, that would be best. :D :p

[natural tickler]

My lord, a report. The scout team had to escape with their lives as their cover was blown. It appears full demon activity is present, with the elves held as slaves to build them ships and vessels superior in technology to ours. We have secured the blueprints on their capabilities, to which if THE THREAD reads them, he can come up with a counterplan. However, we must proceed with caution, because it appears the demon hordes are expecting us to show, and they are stationed at all 4 sides of Elvenmist, and also are underground. It appears that the #3 and #4 demon leaders in command are there, too


response?

[kurchatovium]

Good Work COL NT. Give the plans to THE THREAD and lets have him analyze them. I am certain he can come up with something. In the mean time set up a perimeter around the area. I wanna know everything coming in and out of this place. Once THE THREAD has analyzed the plans we can coordinate our atttack with milagros and HDS. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Patience paid off. :D :p

[natural tickler]

Originally posted by kurchatovium
Good Work COL NT. Give the plans to THE THREAD and lets have him analyze them. I am certain he can come up with something. In the mean time set up a perimeter around the area. I wanna know everything coming in and out of this place. Once THE THREAD has analyzed the plans we can coordinate our atttack with milagros and HDS. :D :D :p


as you command, my lord

Capt. Milagros, set up two squadrons and three battallions on every quadrant of the area, only to move on command.

I have sent THE THREAD the plans, waiting on his analyzation.

My lord, the demons have supply ships coming in and out, with their squadrons on the ready

Awaiting your command, my lord

[milagros317]

Originally posted by natural tickler

Capt. Milagros, set up two squadrons and three battallions on every quadrant of the area, only to move on command.


We are all ready to go at your command. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Is HDS about? I have an ideal. :D

[milagros317]

Alas, none of can predict the appearances of the mysterious HDS. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I am thinking we might be able to fool the demons and catch them really off guard.

[milagros317]

That would be a fine thing to do. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I think after THE THREAD analyses the blueprints that perhaps HDS could initiate an attack and then we attack from the other sides the demons might think the have two enemies against them and we might break their moral faster. :D :p

[milagros317]

Good news! HDS has appeared. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

THE THREAD analysis is complete the demons are working on some sort of dimensional rift device. It is not yet active but very close. I suggest we attack now. Hopefully if we do as I say the demons will think they are being attacked by two factions intead of one group of allies. Demons tend to fight very badly when they think the odds are against them.

[milagros317]

Rather cowardly of them, actually. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Demons are not brave at all, however they are very tricky and diabolical. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Very tricky, and not to be trusted under any circumstances. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

They are even worse than telemarketers. :D :D :p

[TKpervert]

Hmmmm... HDS missing... misread blueprints... wrinkled jammies...

* emails greedy insurance agent to inquire about status of cosmic implosion insurance policy *

[AphxA]

This is an extremely hyperdimensional situation we have here. I shall await further order.

[milagros317]

Originally posted by kurchatovium
They are even worse than telemarketers. :D :D :p

Very much worse than telemarketers. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Almost as bad as Chef Tony if you can believe it. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

But not quite as bad as chef Tony, of course. :D

[kurchatovium]

He is hard to top in terms of evilness. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Chef Tony is utterly without redeeming social value. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Excellent point milagros. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

So Chef Tony can be regarded as an obscenity. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

yes and not very nice either. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Most certainly not nice. A lowlife, scum-of-the-earth fellow is Chef Tony. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

And thats on his really nice days. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We don't even want to talk about what he is like on his bad days. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

He is very very very very bad indeed on those days. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

I have heard that, on his bad days, he cooks bunny stew. Not much more evil than that, is there? :D :p

[kurchatovium]

:wowzer: OH MY GOD :wowzer: I think fulffykins does not even like him now.

[milagros317]

No bunnies should like him, not even dear Fluffykins. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I agree completely and so does fluffykins. :D :D :p

[HisDivineShadow]

Sorry about being away for so long, I had rather long and boring work to do at the TickleTheater. Now, what must be done?

[kurchatovium]

HDS, we must attack the demons occupying the Land Of Ravenmist. You attack from the north, Col NT from the south, THE THREAD, me and THE POST from the east, and milagros from the west. The demons won't know what hit them. Destroy the dimensional rift machine being constructed if you spot it. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

We are ready to attack from the west on command. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Attack when all are present Milagros. We are still waiting for HDS I think.

[milagros317]

Absolutely will do, Kurch. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmm I think he disappeared again :D

[milagros317]

Too bad. :D :p

Did you hear that the evil Chef Tony is making bunny stew for 20 guests for Christmas? :Grrr:

[kurchatovium]

I think we should kick his butt after we finish with Satan. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

Yes, Chef Tony is a person whose butt most definitely needs to be kicked, repeatedly and very hard. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

I agree and Fluffykins does too. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

OK, then, Chef Tony is on the list, to be taken care of right after Satan. :D :p

[kurchatovium]

This Thread is now officially two years old. :D :D Happy Birthday. :D

[milagros317]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to THE THREAD!!!

:happyfloa :xpulcy: :xpulcy: :xpulcy: :bouncybou :bouncybou :xpulcy: :xpulcy: :xpulcy: :happyfloa

[kurchatovium]

This calls for another happy dance. :D :D :p

[milagros317]

*begins happy dance* :D :p

[kurchatovium]

Probably in another two years this thread will be back up to around 450 pages. :D :D