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I realised that I haven't uploaded a bunch of my latest stories. I usually upload my stuff on DeviantArt first, so if you want to follow my work, feel free to check my page out. Without further ado:
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The Life and Times of Laurie Craft, Part 1
Laurie Craft didn’t want to look. She didn’t, didn’t, didn’t want to. Yet her eyes couldn’t help wandering over to the shop window where a neon sign read: ‘’Pleasure Emporium.” She kept her head down and shot quick, surreptitious glances at the tools on display by the window. She averted her gaze from all the crazy clamps and chains and focused on a long leather whip that was beside a riding crop.
She pictured herself with the whip in hand, cracking it against some mysterious assailant with black eyes and an evil mind trying to stop her from discovering a historical trove of treasured artefacts. He’d come at her with some curved, cruel-looking dagger in his hand, but she’d be far too fast for him, and she would smack that weapon out of his hands with a fierce snap of her wrist. “Nice try,” she’d say, adjusting her high-crowned, wide-brimmed sable fedora hat underneath her head of blonde curls. “But there’s no stopping Laurie Craft, historian adventurer extraordinaire.”
“You can go in if you want to, you know,” a female voice from behind said to snap her back to reality.
Laurie felt the heat rise in her cheeks. How long had she been staring? Curses, and she’d hoped that her best friend wouldn’t notice. “I don’t want to go on. Come on, let’s go! We’ll be late for class!”
“We’ve still got ten minutes,” Christy said, putting her hands behind her back and walking closer to the BDSM shop. “And who cares if we’re late, really.”
“I care! You know how the lecturer and everyone stares when you go in late. Seriously, I think I’d rather not go to class than be late.”
“Does that mean you’d rather check out that shop instead of going to lecture?” Christy grinned at her. With her short black hair and tall, muscular physique, it was easy to mistake her for an androgynous looking guy, and she seemed to have that same laissez-faire attitude to life than so many guys had. Sometimes, she wished she could have her friend’s aloof, unconcerned-by-all-others attitude, while other times, it drove her bonkers.
While Laurie knew she spent at least half an hour preparing before she left the house, due to choosing outfits, brushing out her hair, and miscellaneous prinking, she would be surprised if Christy spent more than five minutes. She regularly came to school in sports shoes, flip flops, shorts, t-shirts, or hoodies, with colours that seemed entirely random. She seemed to not care at all whether or not the shorts matched her shirt, or her shoes matched the stringy anklet she always wore.
Even today, Christy looked like someone who had just gone out of the house in her pyjamas. Her dark hair was sticking up in the back, her grey shirt had one dots on it that were probably toothpaste, and her black sandals didn’t match the colourful anklet at her right foot. Even her sky-blue toenail polish was chipped. It was probably more flattering to call it a sporty, casual look, but Laurie always through her best friend could look fairly hobo at times. In contrast, Laurie wore a light, flowery summer dress that accentuated her supple frame. She completed the innocent, virginal look with white flats and a pair of soft white cotton socks over tan nylons.
“Can we just go, please?” Laurie asked, shaking her head and taking a step away as her friend went right up to the glass. Oh, why couldn’t they just leave! What if someone saw them? What if the shopkeeper came outside to talk to them? What might people say about them? She didn’t want to think about the foul rumours that might spread as a result of it.
“If you’re really that scared of going in, I can pick something up for you.” Christy grinned and poked her shorter friend in the sides to make Laurie squeak.
Laurie stamped her foot and tried to force the blush from her cheeks. “Don’t you care what others might think of you?! I mean, it’s a place for all those, those kinky weirdos!”
“Really?” Christy scratched her head in an exaggerated fashion. “I guess I’m one of them. I’ve been in here a few times.” She laughed as Laurie’s jaw dropped. “You really shouldn’t look so scandalised, Elle, I’ve seen some of our classmates in here before. So, you want me to get something for you or not?”
“No. Never mind. Let’s just go.” Laurie reached for her friend’s hand and dragged her along.
Christy, who was taller and bulkier than Laurie, chuckled as she let herself be pulled. “Suit yourself.”
By some fortunate miracle, Laurie found herself in the lecture hall right as the professor arrived, so she was spared the ire of annoyed students looking at the latecomers. When a few tardy students skulked in through the back door as the teaching assistant was handing out reading material, Laurie was sure to give them poisonous looks, though most of them didn’t notice her glare. Sighing internally, Laurie turned her to the professor.
“Mind if I sit here?” asked a lanky dark-haired boy, pointing to the chair beside her.
Laurie nodded, her eyes still fixed on Professor Williamson as he leaned over the lecturer’s podium, shuffling through his papers. He adjusted his thick spectacles, cleared his throat, and dabbed at his brow with a spotted handkerchief, the same way he did before every lesson. The gesture always reminded Laurie of her favourite grandfather, and she wondered if that was one of the reasons why she enjoyed Williamson’s lectures so much.
Christy rarely lasted more than twenty minutes before going to social media on her tablet and zoning out (and begging Laurie at the end of lecture to tell her what she had missed), but Laurie found herself nodding and smiling at Williamson’s slow, drawling manner of speaking. His steady, monotone voice was almost as soothing as a lullaby, and as long as she kept herself active by scribbling notes or mentally shaking her head at some of the antics of her fellow students (the couple to the side seemed to be more interested in playing footsie than listening, the hippie girl in the back kept giggling, and she was fairly certain the boy in front was typing some kind of erotica on his laptop) she was immune to the hypnotising power of his voice.
However, today quickly proved to be different when Williamson announced he would be explaining the big assignment that would dictate their grade for the course. That kind of extrinsic motivation always made people sit up and open their eyes wide to focus.
“They say history is about the dead and long gone,” Williamson intoned, “but this project shows how the past and the present are forever inexorably linked. I will ask you all, in pairs or trios, to do research on a local group, society, or company that has been in existence for at least the past two hundred years. Show us how they evolved alongside the changing, amorphous world around us. Show us how they touched and influenced the neighbourhood with their contributions. Now, I’ll give you lot some time to sort yourselves into groups.
Christy immediately slid over to Laurie and grinned at her. The tomboy raised a tanned hand up in expectation of a high-five, which Laurie reciprocated, though a little apprehensively because of how childish she feared it made her seem.
“You guys have room for one more in your group?” It was the black-haired boy from before. His blue eyes were wide and eager, and Laurie thought his smile had that hungry, ingratiating look you sometimes saw on waiters desperate for tips.
“Laurie’s the boss.” Christy slapped her best friend on the shoulder, while the blonde student got a good look of this guy who wanted to join them. Did he look like an earnest worker? Or one of those free-riding jockeys who hoped to get a good grade by mooching off his more hard-working colleagues? She glanced at the dark rings under his eye, the barbed wire tattoo around his right bicep, his black-t-shirt and scruffy jeans, and at the fact he had not brought a notebook or even a notepad to class. The latter, it seemed.
“We’re good, thanks,” Laurie said.
“Oh,” the boy said in a quiet voice, frowning. He scratched the back of his head and shuffled his feet. “Listen, I know this assignment is a big part of the course grade, so you don’t want some rando coming in and mucking things up for you, but I’m a good guy, I swear!” His blue eyes met Laurie’s brown ones. “Let me convince you. Let’s get tea after the lecture, and I’ll tell you guys some ideas I have for this project. “
“Sorry, I don’t think that would be fair for you if we used your ideas,” Laurie said, turning away from him. “You should spend that time working with your new group instead.”
“Okay, cool…” he said in a ghost of a voice, his head a little slumped. He turned and stared at the professor, though it seemed like just a ploy so he wouldn’t have to look at Laurie.
After the lecture, Laurie and Christy made their way to a quaint little coffee shop on the outskirts of campus. It was run by a giggly gaggle of hippies, so the services wasn’t great, but the combination of mellow staff, sweet incense, fruity teas, and the lack of customers meant it was the perfect quiet place to get some work done.
“Thank you,” Laurie said, accepting the steaming mug from the smiling barrister. He was one of those rare hippies that had made it to middle-age and beyond instead of moving onto more traditional pursuits. He was big and burly, with a thick snowy beard, spectacles, and a cap to conceal his bald spot. His large tie-dye shirt might’ve made a passable duvet for the diminutive Laurie.
“Come on, super genius girl, we must have some better ideas than this,” Christy said, spinning a pen around her lithe fingers.
“What’s wrong with writing about a printing company?” Laurie replied.
“It’s deadly, deadly dull. I wish there were, I don’t know, a scandalous nightclub or a brotherhood of secret assassins or something.”
“Those kinds of organisations have a tendency of not lasting very long,” Laurie said, adjusting her horn-rimmed glasses as she went through the preliminary list of ideas they had suggested. Father Theodore’s Pentecostal Church was an easy choice, though the fact the cathedral was so close to the university meant that it was far from unique. Bill the butcher’s shop had been in the family for generations, yet again, there seemed to be a dearth of interesting content worth mentioning unless they really wanted to go through the trends regarding the meat and sinew industry over the years.
“Really? That’s so lame…” Christy said, yawning and stretching her arms up.
“Well, we still gotta pick something,” Laurie said, eyeing her friend as she lifted her arms high in the air. The movement lifted up the hem of her t-shirt to expose a few inches of a tanned torso, enough to get her belly stud glittering in the faint light. The blonde student was dearly tempted to give that tummy a poke in order to get Christy to wake up and focus a bit more on the project a hand, especially since Christy had done the same to her earlier outside that shop, but she resisted.
A jingle of the bell by the main entrance of the coffee shop shook Laurie from her stupor. Four young men and women came skipping in, with broad, beaming smiles on their faces. They seemed like the typical clientele of a bohemian establishment such as this. The men wore their hair long, almost as long as the women, and with their beards, bracelets, and ripped jeans, colourful, flamboyant shirts, they looked like they might have been some kind of band, especially since one of them had a guitar slung over his shoulder. One of them was barefoot, which Laurie found unthinkable. What if it rained? What if the ground was hot or dirty? She couldn’t comprehend why a man would do such a thing, even if there were dubious joys of the comforts of walking around barefoot.
The two women were pretty enough to be the featured singers in a group. The taller one had blonde dreadlocks and a crop top that exposed an immodest amount of flesh, and the shorter one had a red braid and wore a polo shirt with a décolleté that made Laurie blush. Both of them were decked out in beaded bracelets galore, so many on their ankles and wrists that she wondered if carrying so many would make a person tired from all the extra weight.
All four of them wore matching pendants as well, which further reinforced the idea they were in some kind of musical crew. They wore thin, silver necklaces with a grey and white feather.
Nudging, Laurie looked at her friend. “Who are they?”
“Typical hippie clientele?”
Suddenly, a loud squealing snort of laughter drew their attention. The taller blonde girl had fallen to the floor, spluttering and squeaking with reckless giggles. The cause was her shorter friend, who had snuck her fingers onto the woman’s sides and was goosing the freckled flesh, in much the same manner Laurie had been considering doing to her tomboyish companion.
Yet the blonde girl made no attempt to protect herself, even as she stretched out on the floor and was breathless with mirth. She rolled on her stomach and put her hands on her head as more laughter came gusting out of her, but her friend kept it up, straddling her back and prodding and poking her midsection all over. The two males stepped forward, and Laurie thought for a certainty that they would break up whatever quarrel had sparked this tiff, but they joined in! The men crouched down, slipped off the girl’s floral-themed flip flops and starting running their fingers along her bare feet. The anklet-clad feet kicked at the first touch, but for the most part, they stood still and accepted the abuse. There was no mistaking it now, that the blonde girl was not even trying to fight back. The girl under duress giggled and giggled, her long dreadlocks flying everywhere, but never once did she say the word “Stop”.
“What’s going on?” she said, looking around. Christy had glanced once at the group, but only once, before a vibration from her phone drew her attention. The old hippie running the store seemed equally indifferent as he thumbed through a leather-bound book he kept by the counter. And just as quickly as it had begun, it stopped. The two men pulled up the tall girl with the dreadlocks, all four of them hugged it out, and they picked up their drinks. It seemed to have gone on for a long time to Laurie—far too long—but she realised that it must have only been about twenty seconds in truth. She watched the curious foursome depart. The girl who had just been bullied by her three friends was all red-faced ebullience. What was going on?
The hippie storeowner caught Laurie’s gaze and gave her a knowing smile. “You get used to that sort of thing from the Eversmiling Commune.”
“The who?” Laurie said.
“That lot that were in here just now,” the old man said, gesturing over his shoulder.” They can get a little wild sometimes, but they’re good folk. As you’ve just observed, they like having a laugh.”
“I’ve never heard of them.”
“They’re regulars here. They run some kind of charity group out in the boonies. Something about combating depression. I think I’ve got one of their leaflets around here somewhere…” He rummaged around a stack of magazines and faded newspapers till he fished out a green pamphlet and passed it her.
“It says they’ve existed for the past four hundred years!” Laurie exclaimed, showing Christy the ‘About Us’ section. “What do you say we do this for our project?”
“Lame as hell,” Christy said. “I’ve got a way better idea.” She showed Laurie her phone screen, which showed a renfaire event was planned at the local park this weekend. “Why don’t we go there for inspiration instead? There’s gotta be something cooler than a charity about making kids smile, no?”
“I never knew you were into cosplaying,” Laurie said, eyeing her friend. She was tremendously thankful her father had been willing to drive her to the fair grounds of the renfaire, as otherwise, she would have been powerfully self-conscious about her attire. The ankle-length dress of brown wool and white headpiece make her feel some kind of nun or well-dressed peasant, but it was the best costume that could have been obtained at short notice.
“What do you mean ‘cosplaying’? This is called historical authenticity!” In contrast, Christy’s costume looked much more impressive and thought out, though it was the kind of attire that Laurie most definitely would not have dared wear on any kind of public transports. If Laurie looked she spent her days in a medieval convent, Christy looks as if she spent her time in a medieval tavern. She wasn’t exactly a wench, but she was close. Her gown was black velvet that bore the shoulders and a bit of her bosom, she had an amethyst hairnet on, and she smelled of rosewater. It would probably be fair to say that Laurie hadn’t seen her friend put this much effort into her appearance at any point this year.
“Good to know they haven’t called me a witch for my short hair,” Christy said, stroking her dark fringe. “It really wasn’t that common back then to have hair like this in those days.”
“The day is still young,” Laurie said. It wasn’t right to compare yourself to your friends, yet Laurie couldn’t help but feel plain and unappealing compared to her taller, fitter friend today. As she walked into the renfaire grounds, she couldn’t help but notice the charming smiles and doffed caps bestowed on her friend. It was at this point that Laurie felt the hot flush of shame welling up inside her. Her friend looked good today! She had put the effort into her outfit, and she deserved the accolades. Why was she being such a downer just because she felt a little jealous? She mentally slapped herself on the cheeks and resolved to be a bit cheerier. She should be happy for her friend. “But seriously, you look so stunning today that they probably haven’t noticed. I really love your outfit.”
“Aww, thanks! I had it lying around since I used it for a costume party last Christmas.” Christy cleared her throat. “Anyway, you see anything interesting? I see some stalls over there selling food and drink. Let’s get a cup of ale to get our minds working!”
“Try not to get drunk already, Chris,” Laurie said, giggling. Her vision was a little blurry since she had left her glasses behind for socio-historical realism.
Banknotes and credit cards would have been rather jarring in a place like this, so a stall at the entrance had transferred their money into currency that was more apropos for the time. The woman by the tankards took a handful of copper coins from the girls in return for a pair of wooden mugs filled with drinkthat she removed fresh from a flask. Laurie took a delicate sip while Christy made an earnest attempt to chug the whole thing down in one go.
“Wish it was a bit cooler,” Laurie said, smacking her lips. “But quite nice.”
“The fruity flavour is quite nice,” Christy said, trying to suppress a gassy burp and only half-succeeding. “Apples or cherries?”
“Apples,” said the alewife—the chunky woman with a long brown braid who sold the ale. “Well-observed. You comely lasses having a good time?”
“Yeah, it’s great fun. I’ll have another mug” Christy grinned, waving a dismissive hand at Laurie’s pursed lips and concerned look. “Any sights you’d suggest for us?”
“Well,” the alewife said, pouring another glass. “There’s some find handicrafts for sale down that road yonder. We’ve got blacksmiths, woodcarvers, and glassblowers if you’re looking to pick up a little something for your folks back home.”
“There’s potential there,” Laurie said.
Christy shrugged, sticking out her lower lip. Laurie suppressed a sigh.
“Anything a bit more outlandish? Us gals are looking for a bit of excitement of our lives.”
“Mainly her,” Laurie added.
The alewive gave a hearty chuckle. “Well, there’s a melee and a joust this afternoon. Gallant knights and action to be had there. I plan on watching meself.”
Christy turned to Laurie with a wide smile and bright eyes, but alas, Laurie had to quash that desire.
“Not what we’re looking for. Oh, come on, don’t pout! Not like there are many knights around, Chris.”
As the tomboyish girl stuck out her tongue, the alewife stroked her chin. “Can’t say anything springs to mind, I’m afraid. Maybe try your luck down the road. Plenty of entertainers down that way, like dancers, magicians, musicians, jugglers, and singers.”
“We’ll have a look, thanks.” Laurie finished her ale and dragged her best friend away before she could get too intoxicated. They walked on a dirt road, their sandals kicking up dust as they walked along. There was no chance of silence, as every passer-by gave them a warm smile and a “Good morrow to you” or a “God be with ye, girls”. It was the sort of encounter that made Laurie wonder why good manners and open friendliness to all had
“You hear that noise?” Christy asked. “Laughter?”
“Maybe there’s a jester with clever japes? Some kind of tomfoolery?” Past a stall where a puppet show was putting on a mock battle of a tiny knight against a cloth dragon, a small crowd had gathered around what appeared to be a wooden stockade. Inside the stockade was a young woman with red hair, freckles, and a revealing red bodice, and she seemed to be having a most mirthful time indeed as she giggled with laughter.
It seemed that instead of whips, the rack, or hot irons, this large, wooden stockade used tickling as its method of interrogation. Or was it not an interrogation? The young lady’s arms were free, though her ankles were closed inside the padded, snug-fitting holes of the stocks, and her arms were a flurry of constant movement. They slapped at the air, they ran through her long curly hair, they covered the girl’s mouth, they pointed, they clapped, but what they never once did was try to unbolt the latch that kept her ankles in play.
At the young redhead’s feet were a young man and woman, and they were using fingers to scratch and tease the pale, wrinkly feet so exposed in the stockade in front of them.
She recognised the amulet bouncing on the stocked woman’s ample chest—the feather amulet she had seen before in the coffee shop. Why tickling again? She had never given the act much thought, the same way she hadn’t given a lot of deliberation to whistling, winking, or skipping, but it seemed queer that it made its appearance once more. Was this connected to the Eversmiling Commune?
“What’s going on?” Laurie asked.
“Your guess is as good as mine,” Christy said.
At the front of the wooden stockade was a little hourglass, and as the final grains of sand trickled down, one of the amulet-wearing men by the side, a young man in a leather jerkin and silver half-cape pinned in place by a feather brooch, brought his fingers to his mouth to whistle. Immediately, the two ticklers stopped, and everyone began applauding the girl whose feet had been tickled.
“A big hand to our lovely volunteer! The comely wench is feeling mighty giggly now, eh, folks?” the said young man who had whistled. The redhead blushed and nodded her head, bowing to the rain of applause that drifted over her as she climbed out of the stocks, assisted by some of the others. The guy and the girl who had been titillating her feet dropped a few pennies in a straw hat near the stocks that seemed to serve as a kind of informal tip jar. The couple were about the depart when the young man beckoned to them. “Might you two be interested in having a go as well? It’ll put a real smile on your face, we assure you! That’s what the Eversmiling Commune stands for! Bringing happiness, peace, prosperity, and stability to the community!”
“Sounds like they’d be good for this project,” Christy murmured.
“I guess. This stall is a little weird though. Who’d want to get tied up and tickled though?” The sight made Laurie curl her toes and hug herself as she imagined everyone looking and touching at the exposed bottoms of her feet. She felt self-conscious wearing crop tops or tank tops, for goodness’s sake!
But to the blonde student’s surprise, the adventurous girl who had just been doing the tickling was willing to have a go at it. She was black-haired, lithe, and leggy, in a knee-length dress of vermillion. She clasped her hands together and looked nervous as her clogs were pulled off and her bare feet were put in the stockade.
“What queer colours be this!” one of the commune people by the booth said, pointing at the dark nail polish on the girl’s toes. “A sign of corruption, I say!”
“Or maybe witchcraft!” the commune man said to the amused titters of the audience, especially the dark-haired beauty who was blushing prettily. “Any volunteers from the crowd would like to aid us? To drive the corruption from this lady and fill her with joyous purity?”
Christy’s hand shot up, and she tried to force Laurie to raise her hand too, though Laurie’s resistance was steadfast. So, Christy found herself sitting on a stool in front of the black-haired girl’s feet with another woman from the audience beside her.
Laurie watched her friend snicker and laugh as her nimble fingers skittered and spidered all over the black-haired volunteer’s pretty feet (this one was no stranger to pedicures, that was plain) to the clapping, chortling enjoyment of the crowd. The hourglass could not have been for more than a minute or two, and when it ended, the black-haired girl was breathless and beaming. She was definitely smiling, though it was clear she was a little grateful for it to have ended when it did, for Christy had just discovered how ticklish those arches of hers was, and her laughter had taken on a rather frantic quality during those last ten seconds or so.
To Laurie’s surprise, Christy declined the invitation to be in the stocks next, and she came back to Laurie with a wide smile on her face. “That was fun, eh? You should have joined in.”
“Who are these guys?” Laurie asked as the next girl, Christy’s partner, climbed into the stockade next. The short-haired brunette was soon snorting and giggling up a storm as the commune brought out a box of tools to entertain their guests with, namely a pair of wiggling feathers that seemed capable of working all kinds of devious wonders on ticklish feet.
“We’re a bit of everything.” It was the young man with the silver feather brooch. He was tall and fair, with a tidy sandy beard. “I’m Michael, one of the commune members. I’ll be glad to answer your questions. In return for a little favour.”
“What’s the favour?” Christy asked, after the two girls had introduced themselves.
“It’s only fair that you have a go in there later, right?” He jerked a thumb back at where the short-haired girl was laughing her head off as feathers pestered her toes. “Doing the tickling is only half the experience, no?”
“That’s true,” Christy said, giggling. “I guess I’ll take one for the team if you help us out.”
“What exactly is your group?”
“The Eversmiling Commune has worn many hats during its inception. We’ve been missionaries preaching the importance of happiness. We’ve been inquisitors rooting out foulness and negativity. We’ve been adventurers searching for lost artefacts of old. These days, we work mainly as a summer camp of sorts. You know, team building exercises? Relaxing retreats?”
“That’s fascinating,” Christy said, looking directly at Laurie. “Right? You guys have a rich and significant history, that say, a couple of undergrads could focus on for a project.”
“I suppose,” Laurie said.
“We’re happy to assist you with any information you require,” Michael said, smiling. “Just come on down to our commune, and we’ll be glad to show you around.”
“Thanks for that.” Christy smiled back. “I guess I should return that favour to you now, huh?”
His smile grew wider and he burst into laughter. “Alright, then.” He gestured to his Eversmilers manning the booth. “I’ll take this one.”
The soul of chivalry, Michael held Christy’s hand as he led her to the stockade, where the short-haired brunette was just finishing. He kissed her on the top of the hand, sat her down, untied her shoes and from the way his head bent down as he slipped off her sandals, he was seriously contemplating giving Christy’s pink toes a little kiss as well.
Maybe it was from the tickling or just because the guy was cute, but a gleeful, giddy grin had blossomed rather quickly on her best friend’s flushed face. Her reactions overall seemed a bit more extreme than usual, but that was probably became of the hormones, pheromones, and adrenaline that must have been coursing through her BFF’s body. Christy’s laughter normally had a rough, boyish quality to it—a steady guffaw intermingled with copious curses—at least that was what Laurie remembered during the occasional occasions her friend had been tickled on the sides by a boyfriend or gal pal. But as Michael sat down in the stool in front of her bare feet and started stroking up and down them with slow, gentle caressing touches, Christy burst into a steady stream of high-pitched giggles. Laurie found it to be somewhat of an affectation, a bit like when you put on a slightly posher accent or used more highfalutin words when you met your prospective in-laws or someone you wanted direly to impress.
Laurie didn’t watch for very long. It was not unlike watching someone do a painting or blow glass. Maybe, it was initially sort of intriguing, but after the first twenty seconds or so, it was hard for it to retain your attention, as there wasn’t all that much to look at. Her inquisitive mind quickly drifted back to the project at hand. There were quite a few avenues to explore, which was great, as they had five-thousand words to fill in this project that would be worth a meaty chunk of their final course grade.
She had just about sorted out a tentative introduction to the paper when a still somewhat hysterical Christy returned.
“That was educational,” said Christy. She clutched a bit of paper in her hand, which Laurie quirked an eyebrow at.
“You got his number, huh? That’s a bit anachronistic. Those are the devil’s numbers.”
“Oh, hush. I was a good girl!” Christy tittered, slapping her chest. “I found us our research topic.”
“And found a date with a handsome dude at the same time! Oh, Christy.” Laurie’s voice trailed off, but she gave her friend an affectionate pat on the shoulder. “Come on, your throat must be sore from all that giggling. Let’s get some more ale and discuss the project.”
“Any chance we could just do the first one?” Christy grinned, till Laurie poked her in the side.
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“You said we would be going somewhere fun,” Christy said, frowning at the slate-grey entrance of the building that loomed overhead.
“What, the museum isn’t fun enough for ya?” Laurie replied.
Her tomboy friend gave a big yawn that was scarcely concealed by a tanned hand. “I should have known nothing good would happen when you told me to meet you at 8:30 AM. Nothing good happens this early.”
“Don’t we have lectures around that time?”
“Stop pretending like you don’t know I’m half-to-ninety-percent-asleep in those. Anyway, what are we doing here? I thought we already decided we were going to research that commune.”
“Well, here’s the thing—we don’t really know much about them. They aren’t exactly shrouded in proverbial mystery, but I’m still not entirely sure what they did. And you know how people love to exaggerate and make themselves sound more important than they are.”
“As the most important girl in the county, I resent that claim.”
“Of course you do. Anyway, let’s look around the Heritage Museum and see if they get mentioned at all. If they’re as renowned and prestigious as that Michael guy made them sound, they must appear somewhere in all the logs here.
“Can’t we do this on the internet?” Christy groaned as she followed Laurie in, her flip flops slapping across the tiled floors. They bought tickets at the counter and pushed past the turnstile. The local museum wasn’t exactly a sensation hotspot, so the place was abandoned and silent aside from a cap-wearing janitor pushing a mop around the floors. The smell of lemony air freshener was strong in the air.
“Didn’t really find much, to be honest. They don’t even have Twitter.”
“I guess they’re old-school.”
“Yeah, well, let’s find exactly how old these guys really are.”
Christy stretched her arms up, gave another big shuddering yawn, and nodded. “Did we have to do this so early in the morning?”
“What are you talking about?” Laurie pursed her lips into an incredulous frown. “I’ve been up since six-thirty planning this out. After this, we hit the library archives. By then, we should have enough information to deduce whether or not this is an avenue of research worth pursuing.”
“You sure know how to plan out an exciting Sunday.”
“Don’t be like that,” Laurie said, reaching into her bag and pulling out a flask to hand to her best friend. “I know you need a little something to perk you up in the wee hours.”
Christy gave a sniff and grinned. “You sure know how to spoil a girl. Is this the ale from the fair?”
“Thought it would put you in the right mindset. Don’t chug it all in one go, alright? That needs to last us the whole morning.”
For the next few hour or two, the two university students perused the contents of the library with a meticulous eye. They were scrolls, letters, paintings, and tapestries on gorgeous albeit somewhat dry display in the museum’s three floors, and the girls had the place to themselves as they combed through all the artefacts that ranged in age from a few decades to several centuries.
The Early Modern English with its thees and thous weren’t always very easy to decipher, but it was better than some of the ancient texts that used Old English which was almost impossible. And to her cautious delight, Laurie did note several times the Eversmilers were mentioned, though some of them were dubious, as the names seemed a little different such as ‘The Grinning Dawn’, ‘The Eternal Smile’, and ‘The Laughing Judges’, but that was to be expected with a group that evolved over time. Close examination of their deeds, such as witch-hunting, doctors, and warriors, seemed to be back up the Eversmiling Commune’s claims.
Christy had better spatial recognition, so Laurie assigned to look at the paintings and portraits for any sign of that distinctive feather amulet that the commune wore. And again, although the feather design seemed to have changed over the years and gone through a variety of fashion trends in terms of size and colour, it was undeniable that the feather made sporadic appearances, some of them even worn by the leaders of this town.
“These guys are everywhere,” Christy murmured.
“Well, not exactly,” Laurie said, shrugging. “But they’re certainly more prominent than I would have imagined.”
“Spreading laughter and cheer throughout history,” Christy said in a voice that was part awe and part amusement.
“Something like that. Say, do you, do you hear something?” Laurie’s ears pricked up at the low murmur of laughter. It was coming from the other room—the room of statues, and the sound of the chuckles sent tingles down her spine. It shouldn’t have. What was all that ominous about laughter? By its nature, it was an expression of joy, good humour, and mirth. But after reading accounts of how the Eversmiling Commune had sharply questioned witches with “the purest method of interrogation that leaveth not a mark” and also organised ordeals by tickling—trials where defendants could only prove their case by enduring and not allowing themselves to laugh.
Laurie’s Mary Janes and Christy’s flip flops slapped on the floor as they followed the sound of the laughter. The museum was empty, wasn’t it? It had been deserted when they got here. Shaking thoughts of ghost stories from her mind, Laurie turned into the next room to see a familiar boy that filled her simultaneously with relief and disappointment.
“Oh, sorry!” Trevor said, putting down his smartphone. His black hair was an unruly tangle, there were circles under his blue eyes, and his cheeks were a little flushed. “Was I being too loud?”
“What’s so funny, Trev?” Christy asked. “Care to share the joke?”
“It’s, uh, a bit personal.” Trevor fiddled with his phone as if unsure if he should pocket it or show it.”
“We can handle it,” Laurie said. “It’s nothing creepy, right?”
“N-not at all!” Trevor showed them their phone. It was the picture of a cat riding a skateboard. The absurdity and anti-climax of the situation made both girls laugh more than they should have. “So, what are you guys doing here? Project going well?”
“Something like that,” Laurie said, scratching her cheek. “You?”
Trevor shrugged and chewed his lip. “I got assigned to a group with one guy who never comes to class and another who seems to spend most his time smoking pot. Guess I’m gonna have to solo this one.”
Laurie looked down as her guilt panged at her. Thankfully, boisterous Christy was quick to swoop in on this deepening awkward silence. “What research are you doing?”
“Nothing specific, to be honest. We don’t even have a topic yet. Just looking for ideas, you know? I guess you guys are doing the same?”
“Nah, we got something already,” Christy said in a cheery voice. “Heard of the Eversmiling Commune?”
“The who?”
Laurie showed them a picture of the amulet the Eversmilers wore, and Trevor nodded and made an aahing sound.
“Oh, the Smilers. They’re sort of like this old boys club, right? Like the Brownies for the rich and affluent.”
“Are they?” Laurie and Christy exchanged a look. “That’s not what we heard.”
“I remember the last mayor was one of them.” Trevor bent over his phone and flicked till he found a picture of the former mayor of the town. The necklace she wore was silver and flecked with jewels, but there was no mistaking the feather design on it.
“You know anything else about these guys?” Laurie asked.
“From what I heard, they’re also some kind of quasi-religious group,” Trevor said, stroking his chin.
“Michael definitely never mentioned that,” Christy said to Laurie. “Are you sure, Trev?”
“Erm.” Trevor scratched the back of his head and took a step back, chewing his lip and starting to flush, though whether it was from the demanding, defensive tone in Christy’s shrill voice or because he didn’t like the uninitiated intimacy of being called Trev, Laurie couldn’t be certain. “Well, I’m not a hundred percent certain, but I went hiking the other day—”
“—you go hiking?” Christy asked, crossing her arms and staring at his pale skin.
“Yeah, it’s nice in the winter when it’s not too hot,” Trevor said, his face crinkling into a concerned frown.
“Chill, girl,” Laurie said, patting her friend on the shoulder. She shouldn’t get so worked up just because that cute Michael guy might not have been entirely honest. “You were saying, Trevor?”
“Well, they’ve got this big cemetery up in the mountains. There was a big gate around the whole place, and it was foggy that day, so I couldn’t really see much of it, but I definitely saw their logo around the entrance.”
“How big was the place?” Laurie asked.
“Pretty large. It was lined with, uh, what do you call it? Sepulchres? There must have been at least a few hundred. There was this big cathedral in the middle where I heard these guys conducting some kind of service.”
“Service?” Christy repeated.
“I guess it was a eulogy or something? The doors were closed, so all I could hear was the murmur of voices and a bit of laughter.”
“That’s a bit weird, isn’t it?” Laurie quirked an eyebrow.
“Well, their life philosophy is to be positive and optimistic about everything,” Christy said. “It makes sense that they’d try to extend that mindset to stuff like death. I remember I went to a funeral once where the priest opened with a joke.”
“So yeah,” Trevor said. “That’s all I know about them. Good luck on your project, I guess.”
“Wait, can you take us to this tomb place?” Laurie asked. Creepy as a foggy cemetery in the middle of the lonely mountains sounded, it did seem like a great place for some research—or at the very minimum, the cemetery with the Eversmilers’ mark would make a great picture to use on the cover page of their assignment to symbolise their legacy.
“Uh, it’s kind of out of the way. And you know, I am a little busy with my own stuff.”
“What if we invited you into our group?” Christy said. It was so typical of Laurie’s energetic and spontaneous friend to make an offer like that without any prior consultation at all, but it wasn’t a terrible suggestion. “You would be helping your team out, right?”
“I guess that would make it okay. You mind sending an email to the prof now to confirm it?” A smile began creping on the corners of the tall boy’s mouth. Laurie could see how he was trying to play it cool, but from that pleased grin and the excitement that slipped into his voice, she knew he was over the moon.
Later that night, Laurie made her preparations for this strange trek she was about to embark on. The blonde girl hated to be so pessimistic about her fellow student, but she made sure to tell her parents very clearly where she was going and with whom, just in case Trevor was just luring them into something outlandish. Going up into the mountains was the kind of way many sad stories about raped and murdered girls went, and it never hurt to be cautious. Therefore, Laurie planned to eschew her usual dress and black mary janes for attire that was a bit more flexible and tough. Tomorrow, she would wear jeans, boots, and a polo shirt along with a masculine backpack instead of her usual handbag. She brought her pepper spray as well and kept it in her back pocket—the strong stuff meant for scaring away bears. There weren’t any bears in these mountains, unless they were of the two-legged kind who masqueraded as humans.
She thought about telling Christy to prepare similar items for such eventualities, but she knew her friend would just shake her head and go ‘Oh, Laurie’ as if such cautiousness were absurd, though in fairness, the tall girl had a decent amount of muscle on her sinewy frame, and her usual attire was sporty and super-practical to begin with.
Still, setting out on some trip into the mountains on the outskirts of town where this supposed cemetery was sent shivers tingling down Laurie’s spine. Despite being tucked in bed with all her clothes and stuff laid out for their excursion, she found sleep impossible to grasp. The sweetness of slumber seemed forever afar as fears swarmed around her. Not just of Trevor, but of what they might find in this tomb. She tried to exorcise all thoughts of ghosts, spectres, and spirits. It was all just superstitious nonsense. Thoughts of such childish notions made her want to scoff with ridiculousness, but there was no denying the tingle in her bones, the chill on her neck, or the frost that caught in her throat as she remembered all the Eversmiler’s inquisitions in history, their peculiar spirituality, nor Michael’s wide, stretched smile. There was something off about these guys, something off-kilter, even if she couldn’t quite determine what it might be. All she had were a dozen different puzzle pieces pointing her in different directions, and she didn’t have half the clues she need to put it all together. Maybe, she’d get them tomorrow.
But tonight, all these doubts and qualms seemed to coalesce into something dark in Laurie’s subconscious. What her conscious, cognisant mind was unable to quantify and ascertain, the deeper, darker recesses of her psyche were all too happy to put to use.
Laurie blinked and coughed, finding herself floating from her bed to a world of mist and smoke. Goosebumps lined her pale bare skin. She tried to brush them, rub some warmth back into them, but her limbs no longer obeyed. It was as if she were in a pool, rolling and sweeping along the waves. And like when you were doing backstroke, your eyes were drawn upwards to the ceiling, but what she saw there was unlike the electric lights or skyline you saw in any pool. Entangled in black clouds, she saw Christy writhing, shouting, and squealing. The thunderclouds formed hands that pinched at her tanned body, stroked at her bare soles, prodded her sides, and snuck under her armpits. Laurie reached out, tried to shout something, but her body remained as uncooperative as ever. The black clouds shifted again till they turned human, turned into a male caressing and coupling with her friend. Laurie would have given anything to avert her eyes from the two naked bodies on the black mattress. She blinked and the man squeezing Christy’s sides as he drove up into her was Trevor, Michael, and then Trevor again. Christy shrieked, laughed, before starting to sigh and moan, with her eyes rolling back in her head in a wanton display of foul pleasure.
And Laurie herself could only quiver when she felt something stirring in the waters around her. Something cool and wet slid across her bare back, tracing down from the nape of her neck down to her tailbone and back again. It was as gentle as a feather, but it hit Laurie as hard as an anvil. Where had her pyjamas gone? She could only whimper and will for her dream to hurry up and end, but you can’t always get what you want. More of these slow, wet fingers brushed against her. Wait, were they tongues? She tried to twist away, tried to curl up, tried to close her eyes, but she was still trapped. Up there, she saw the fornication of her poor best friend. Down here, there was nothing to dwell on but strange straying touches. The fingering tongues had multiplied, and Laurie didn’t want to count how many there appeared to be. There was definitely plenty on her feet, lapping and licking up her arches and pink-painted toenails like some bizarre pet. Those weren’t the worst, however, as that singular honour were the ones around her midsection. Her stomach wanted to spasm and twitch away as one of those blasted things probed her navel while several others swept around her sides. Several seemed to tracing her ribs, going up and down and back again as if they had lost count and needed to start the examination all over again. Several more strayed upwards past her ribs and between her armpits, and those? Those Laurie simply refused to give any attention to whatsoever, not that her traitorous body was playing along with her brain’s command. A few of those odd appendages also wandered around her armpits and inner thighs as well, just to add another torturous spice to this cruel concoction.
When the shuddering torment reached its finale, when Laurie reached some kind of brutal conclusion right when dream Christy reached her climax, it all ended. Laurie was back in her own bed, heart pounding, sheets sweating, and her mind a jumbled mess. She stood up and went to the bathroom, and every slow step was shaky.
Why had she dreamed that? What had it all meant? Had she felt jealousy seeing Trevor with Christy? Had she felt anger of someone stealing her best friend? She ran a hand through her messy blonde hair and groaned. Subconscious, she thought, in future, could you please keep that stuff to yourself?
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The Life and Times of Laurie Craft, Part 1
Laurie Craft didn’t want to look. She didn’t, didn’t, didn’t want to. Yet her eyes couldn’t help wandering over to the shop window where a neon sign read: ‘’Pleasure Emporium.” She kept her head down and shot quick, surreptitious glances at the tools on display by the window. She averted her gaze from all the crazy clamps and chains and focused on a long leather whip that was beside a riding crop.
She pictured herself with the whip in hand, cracking it against some mysterious assailant with black eyes and an evil mind trying to stop her from discovering a historical trove of treasured artefacts. He’d come at her with some curved, cruel-looking dagger in his hand, but she’d be far too fast for him, and she would smack that weapon out of his hands with a fierce snap of her wrist. “Nice try,” she’d say, adjusting her high-crowned, wide-brimmed sable fedora hat underneath her head of blonde curls. “But there’s no stopping Laurie Craft, historian adventurer extraordinaire.”
“You can go in if you want to, you know,” a female voice from behind said to snap her back to reality.
Laurie felt the heat rise in her cheeks. How long had she been staring? Curses, and she’d hoped that her best friend wouldn’t notice. “I don’t want to go on. Come on, let’s go! We’ll be late for class!”
“We’ve still got ten minutes,” Christy said, putting her hands behind her back and walking closer to the BDSM shop. “And who cares if we’re late, really.”
“I care! You know how the lecturer and everyone stares when you go in late. Seriously, I think I’d rather not go to class than be late.”
“Does that mean you’d rather check out that shop instead of going to lecture?” Christy grinned at her. With her short black hair and tall, muscular physique, it was easy to mistake her for an androgynous looking guy, and she seemed to have that same laissez-faire attitude to life than so many guys had. Sometimes, she wished she could have her friend’s aloof, unconcerned-by-all-others attitude, while other times, it drove her bonkers.
While Laurie knew she spent at least half an hour preparing before she left the house, due to choosing outfits, brushing out her hair, and miscellaneous prinking, she would be surprised if Christy spent more than five minutes. She regularly came to school in sports shoes, flip flops, shorts, t-shirts, or hoodies, with colours that seemed entirely random. She seemed to not care at all whether or not the shorts matched her shirt, or her shoes matched the stringy anklet she always wore.
Even today, Christy looked like someone who had just gone out of the house in her pyjamas. Her dark hair was sticking up in the back, her grey shirt had one dots on it that were probably toothpaste, and her black sandals didn’t match the colourful anklet at her right foot. Even her sky-blue toenail polish was chipped. It was probably more flattering to call it a sporty, casual look, but Laurie always through her best friend could look fairly hobo at times. In contrast, Laurie wore a light, flowery summer dress that accentuated her supple frame. She completed the innocent, virginal look with white flats and a pair of soft white cotton socks over tan nylons.
“Can we just go, please?” Laurie asked, shaking her head and taking a step away as her friend went right up to the glass. Oh, why couldn’t they just leave! What if someone saw them? What if the shopkeeper came outside to talk to them? What might people say about them? She didn’t want to think about the foul rumours that might spread as a result of it.
“If you’re really that scared of going in, I can pick something up for you.” Christy grinned and poked her shorter friend in the sides to make Laurie squeak.
Laurie stamped her foot and tried to force the blush from her cheeks. “Don’t you care what others might think of you?! I mean, it’s a place for all those, those kinky weirdos!”
“Really?” Christy scratched her head in an exaggerated fashion. “I guess I’m one of them. I’ve been in here a few times.” She laughed as Laurie’s jaw dropped. “You really shouldn’t look so scandalised, Elle, I’ve seen some of our classmates in here before. So, you want me to get something for you or not?”
“No. Never mind. Let’s just go.” Laurie reached for her friend’s hand and dragged her along.
Christy, who was taller and bulkier than Laurie, chuckled as she let herself be pulled. “Suit yourself.”
By some fortunate miracle, Laurie found herself in the lecture hall right as the professor arrived, so she was spared the ire of annoyed students looking at the latecomers. When a few tardy students skulked in through the back door as the teaching assistant was handing out reading material, Laurie was sure to give them poisonous looks, though most of them didn’t notice her glare. Sighing internally, Laurie turned her to the professor.
“Mind if I sit here?” asked a lanky dark-haired boy, pointing to the chair beside her.
Laurie nodded, her eyes still fixed on Professor Williamson as he leaned over the lecturer’s podium, shuffling through his papers. He adjusted his thick spectacles, cleared his throat, and dabbed at his brow with a spotted handkerchief, the same way he did before every lesson. The gesture always reminded Laurie of her favourite grandfather, and she wondered if that was one of the reasons why she enjoyed Williamson’s lectures so much.
Christy rarely lasted more than twenty minutes before going to social media on her tablet and zoning out (and begging Laurie at the end of lecture to tell her what she had missed), but Laurie found herself nodding and smiling at Williamson’s slow, drawling manner of speaking. His steady, monotone voice was almost as soothing as a lullaby, and as long as she kept herself active by scribbling notes or mentally shaking her head at some of the antics of her fellow students (the couple to the side seemed to be more interested in playing footsie than listening, the hippie girl in the back kept giggling, and she was fairly certain the boy in front was typing some kind of erotica on his laptop) she was immune to the hypnotising power of his voice.
However, today quickly proved to be different when Williamson announced he would be explaining the big assignment that would dictate their grade for the course. That kind of extrinsic motivation always made people sit up and open their eyes wide to focus.
“They say history is about the dead and long gone,” Williamson intoned, “but this project shows how the past and the present are forever inexorably linked. I will ask you all, in pairs or trios, to do research on a local group, society, or company that has been in existence for at least the past two hundred years. Show us how they evolved alongside the changing, amorphous world around us. Show us how they touched and influenced the neighbourhood with their contributions. Now, I’ll give you lot some time to sort yourselves into groups.
Christy immediately slid over to Laurie and grinned at her. The tomboy raised a tanned hand up in expectation of a high-five, which Laurie reciprocated, though a little apprehensively because of how childish she feared it made her seem.
“You guys have room for one more in your group?” It was the black-haired boy from before. His blue eyes were wide and eager, and Laurie thought his smile had that hungry, ingratiating look you sometimes saw on waiters desperate for tips.
“Laurie’s the boss.” Christy slapped her best friend on the shoulder, while the blonde student got a good look of this guy who wanted to join them. Did he look like an earnest worker? Or one of those free-riding jockeys who hoped to get a good grade by mooching off his more hard-working colleagues? She glanced at the dark rings under his eye, the barbed wire tattoo around his right bicep, his black-t-shirt and scruffy jeans, and at the fact he had not brought a notebook or even a notepad to class. The latter, it seemed.
“We’re good, thanks,” Laurie said.
“Oh,” the boy said in a quiet voice, frowning. He scratched the back of his head and shuffled his feet. “Listen, I know this assignment is a big part of the course grade, so you don’t want some rando coming in and mucking things up for you, but I’m a good guy, I swear!” His blue eyes met Laurie’s brown ones. “Let me convince you. Let’s get tea after the lecture, and I’ll tell you guys some ideas I have for this project. “
“Sorry, I don’t think that would be fair for you if we used your ideas,” Laurie said, turning away from him. “You should spend that time working with your new group instead.”
“Okay, cool…” he said in a ghost of a voice, his head a little slumped. He turned and stared at the professor, though it seemed like just a ploy so he wouldn’t have to look at Laurie.
After the lecture, Laurie and Christy made their way to a quaint little coffee shop on the outskirts of campus. It was run by a giggly gaggle of hippies, so the services wasn’t great, but the combination of mellow staff, sweet incense, fruity teas, and the lack of customers meant it was the perfect quiet place to get some work done.
“Thank you,” Laurie said, accepting the steaming mug from the smiling barrister. He was one of those rare hippies that had made it to middle-age and beyond instead of moving onto more traditional pursuits. He was big and burly, with a thick snowy beard, spectacles, and a cap to conceal his bald spot. His large tie-dye shirt might’ve made a passable duvet for the diminutive Laurie.
“Come on, super genius girl, we must have some better ideas than this,” Christy said, spinning a pen around her lithe fingers.
“What’s wrong with writing about a printing company?” Laurie replied.
“It’s deadly, deadly dull. I wish there were, I don’t know, a scandalous nightclub or a brotherhood of secret assassins or something.”
“Those kinds of organisations have a tendency of not lasting very long,” Laurie said, adjusting her horn-rimmed glasses as she went through the preliminary list of ideas they had suggested. Father Theodore’s Pentecostal Church was an easy choice, though the fact the cathedral was so close to the university meant that it was far from unique. Bill the butcher’s shop had been in the family for generations, yet again, there seemed to be a dearth of interesting content worth mentioning unless they really wanted to go through the trends regarding the meat and sinew industry over the years.
“Really? That’s so lame…” Christy said, yawning and stretching her arms up.
“Well, we still gotta pick something,” Laurie said, eyeing her friend as she lifted her arms high in the air. The movement lifted up the hem of her t-shirt to expose a few inches of a tanned torso, enough to get her belly stud glittering in the faint light. The blonde student was dearly tempted to give that tummy a poke in order to get Christy to wake up and focus a bit more on the project a hand, especially since Christy had done the same to her earlier outside that shop, but she resisted.
A jingle of the bell by the main entrance of the coffee shop shook Laurie from her stupor. Four young men and women came skipping in, with broad, beaming smiles on their faces. They seemed like the typical clientele of a bohemian establishment such as this. The men wore their hair long, almost as long as the women, and with their beards, bracelets, and ripped jeans, colourful, flamboyant shirts, they looked like they might have been some kind of band, especially since one of them had a guitar slung over his shoulder. One of them was barefoot, which Laurie found unthinkable. What if it rained? What if the ground was hot or dirty? She couldn’t comprehend why a man would do such a thing, even if there were dubious joys of the comforts of walking around barefoot.
The two women were pretty enough to be the featured singers in a group. The taller one had blonde dreadlocks and a crop top that exposed an immodest amount of flesh, and the shorter one had a red braid and wore a polo shirt with a décolleté that made Laurie blush. Both of them were decked out in beaded bracelets galore, so many on their ankles and wrists that she wondered if carrying so many would make a person tired from all the extra weight.
All four of them wore matching pendants as well, which further reinforced the idea they were in some kind of musical crew. They wore thin, silver necklaces with a grey and white feather.
Nudging, Laurie looked at her friend. “Who are they?”
“Typical hippie clientele?”
Suddenly, a loud squealing snort of laughter drew their attention. The taller blonde girl had fallen to the floor, spluttering and squeaking with reckless giggles. The cause was her shorter friend, who had snuck her fingers onto the woman’s sides and was goosing the freckled flesh, in much the same manner Laurie had been considering doing to her tomboyish companion.
Yet the blonde girl made no attempt to protect herself, even as she stretched out on the floor and was breathless with mirth. She rolled on her stomach and put her hands on her head as more laughter came gusting out of her, but her friend kept it up, straddling her back and prodding and poking her midsection all over. The two males stepped forward, and Laurie thought for a certainty that they would break up whatever quarrel had sparked this tiff, but they joined in! The men crouched down, slipped off the girl’s floral-themed flip flops and starting running their fingers along her bare feet. The anklet-clad feet kicked at the first touch, but for the most part, they stood still and accepted the abuse. There was no mistaking it now, that the blonde girl was not even trying to fight back. The girl under duress giggled and giggled, her long dreadlocks flying everywhere, but never once did she say the word “Stop”.
“What’s going on?” she said, looking around. Christy had glanced once at the group, but only once, before a vibration from her phone drew her attention. The old hippie running the store seemed equally indifferent as he thumbed through a leather-bound book he kept by the counter. And just as quickly as it had begun, it stopped. The two men pulled up the tall girl with the dreadlocks, all four of them hugged it out, and they picked up their drinks. It seemed to have gone on for a long time to Laurie—far too long—but she realised that it must have only been about twenty seconds in truth. She watched the curious foursome depart. The girl who had just been bullied by her three friends was all red-faced ebullience. What was going on?
The hippie storeowner caught Laurie’s gaze and gave her a knowing smile. “You get used to that sort of thing from the Eversmiling Commune.”
“The who?” Laurie said.
“That lot that were in here just now,” the old man said, gesturing over his shoulder.” They can get a little wild sometimes, but they’re good folk. As you’ve just observed, they like having a laugh.”
“I’ve never heard of them.”
“They’re regulars here. They run some kind of charity group out in the boonies. Something about combating depression. I think I’ve got one of their leaflets around here somewhere…” He rummaged around a stack of magazines and faded newspapers till he fished out a green pamphlet and passed it her.
“It says they’ve existed for the past four hundred years!” Laurie exclaimed, showing Christy the ‘About Us’ section. “What do you say we do this for our project?”
“Lame as hell,” Christy said. “I’ve got a way better idea.” She showed Laurie her phone screen, which showed a renfaire event was planned at the local park this weekend. “Why don’t we go there for inspiration instead? There’s gotta be something cooler than a charity about making kids smile, no?”
“I never knew you were into cosplaying,” Laurie said, eyeing her friend. She was tremendously thankful her father had been willing to drive her to the fair grounds of the renfaire, as otherwise, she would have been powerfully self-conscious about her attire. The ankle-length dress of brown wool and white headpiece make her feel some kind of nun or well-dressed peasant, but it was the best costume that could have been obtained at short notice.
“What do you mean ‘cosplaying’? This is called historical authenticity!” In contrast, Christy’s costume looked much more impressive and thought out, though it was the kind of attire that Laurie most definitely would not have dared wear on any kind of public transports. If Laurie looked she spent her days in a medieval convent, Christy looks as if she spent her time in a medieval tavern. She wasn’t exactly a wench, but she was close. Her gown was black velvet that bore the shoulders and a bit of her bosom, she had an amethyst hairnet on, and she smelled of rosewater. It would probably be fair to say that Laurie hadn’t seen her friend put this much effort into her appearance at any point this year.
“Good to know they haven’t called me a witch for my short hair,” Christy said, stroking her dark fringe. “It really wasn’t that common back then to have hair like this in those days.”
“The day is still young,” Laurie said. It wasn’t right to compare yourself to your friends, yet Laurie couldn’t help but feel plain and unappealing compared to her taller, fitter friend today. As she walked into the renfaire grounds, she couldn’t help but notice the charming smiles and doffed caps bestowed on her friend. It was at this point that Laurie felt the hot flush of shame welling up inside her. Her friend looked good today! She had put the effort into her outfit, and she deserved the accolades. Why was she being such a downer just because she felt a little jealous? She mentally slapped herself on the cheeks and resolved to be a bit cheerier. She should be happy for her friend. “But seriously, you look so stunning today that they probably haven’t noticed. I really love your outfit.”
“Aww, thanks! I had it lying around since I used it for a costume party last Christmas.” Christy cleared her throat. “Anyway, you see anything interesting? I see some stalls over there selling food and drink. Let’s get a cup of ale to get our minds working!”
“Try not to get drunk already, Chris,” Laurie said, giggling. Her vision was a little blurry since she had left her glasses behind for socio-historical realism.
Banknotes and credit cards would have been rather jarring in a place like this, so a stall at the entrance had transferred their money into currency that was more apropos for the time. The woman by the tankards took a handful of copper coins from the girls in return for a pair of wooden mugs filled with drinkthat she removed fresh from a flask. Laurie took a delicate sip while Christy made an earnest attempt to chug the whole thing down in one go.
“Wish it was a bit cooler,” Laurie said, smacking her lips. “But quite nice.”
“The fruity flavour is quite nice,” Christy said, trying to suppress a gassy burp and only half-succeeding. “Apples or cherries?”
“Apples,” said the alewife—the chunky woman with a long brown braid who sold the ale. “Well-observed. You comely lasses having a good time?”
“Yeah, it’s great fun. I’ll have another mug” Christy grinned, waving a dismissive hand at Laurie’s pursed lips and concerned look. “Any sights you’d suggest for us?”
“Well,” the alewife said, pouring another glass. “There’s some find handicrafts for sale down that road yonder. We’ve got blacksmiths, woodcarvers, and glassblowers if you’re looking to pick up a little something for your folks back home.”
“There’s potential there,” Laurie said.
Christy shrugged, sticking out her lower lip. Laurie suppressed a sigh.
“Anything a bit more outlandish? Us gals are looking for a bit of excitement of our lives.”
“Mainly her,” Laurie added.
The alewive gave a hearty chuckle. “Well, there’s a melee and a joust this afternoon. Gallant knights and action to be had there. I plan on watching meself.”
Christy turned to Laurie with a wide smile and bright eyes, but alas, Laurie had to quash that desire.
“Not what we’re looking for. Oh, come on, don’t pout! Not like there are many knights around, Chris.”
As the tomboyish girl stuck out her tongue, the alewife stroked her chin. “Can’t say anything springs to mind, I’m afraid. Maybe try your luck down the road. Plenty of entertainers down that way, like dancers, magicians, musicians, jugglers, and singers.”
“We’ll have a look, thanks.” Laurie finished her ale and dragged her best friend away before she could get too intoxicated. They walked on a dirt road, their sandals kicking up dust as they walked along. There was no chance of silence, as every passer-by gave them a warm smile and a “Good morrow to you” or a “God be with ye, girls”. It was the sort of encounter that made Laurie wonder why good manners and open friendliness to all had
“You hear that noise?” Christy asked. “Laughter?”
“Maybe there’s a jester with clever japes? Some kind of tomfoolery?” Past a stall where a puppet show was putting on a mock battle of a tiny knight against a cloth dragon, a small crowd had gathered around what appeared to be a wooden stockade. Inside the stockade was a young woman with red hair, freckles, and a revealing red bodice, and she seemed to be having a most mirthful time indeed as she giggled with laughter.
It seemed that instead of whips, the rack, or hot irons, this large, wooden stockade used tickling as its method of interrogation. Or was it not an interrogation? The young lady’s arms were free, though her ankles were closed inside the padded, snug-fitting holes of the stocks, and her arms were a flurry of constant movement. They slapped at the air, they ran through her long curly hair, they covered the girl’s mouth, they pointed, they clapped, but what they never once did was try to unbolt the latch that kept her ankles in play.
At the young redhead’s feet were a young man and woman, and they were using fingers to scratch and tease the pale, wrinkly feet so exposed in the stockade in front of them.
She recognised the amulet bouncing on the stocked woman’s ample chest—the feather amulet she had seen before in the coffee shop. Why tickling again? She had never given the act much thought, the same way she hadn’t given a lot of deliberation to whistling, winking, or skipping, but it seemed queer that it made its appearance once more. Was this connected to the Eversmiling Commune?
“What’s going on?” Laurie asked.
“Your guess is as good as mine,” Christy said.
At the front of the wooden stockade was a little hourglass, and as the final grains of sand trickled down, one of the amulet-wearing men by the side, a young man in a leather jerkin and silver half-cape pinned in place by a feather brooch, brought his fingers to his mouth to whistle. Immediately, the two ticklers stopped, and everyone began applauding the girl whose feet had been tickled.
“A big hand to our lovely volunteer! The comely wench is feeling mighty giggly now, eh, folks?” the said young man who had whistled. The redhead blushed and nodded her head, bowing to the rain of applause that drifted over her as she climbed out of the stocks, assisted by some of the others. The guy and the girl who had been titillating her feet dropped a few pennies in a straw hat near the stocks that seemed to serve as a kind of informal tip jar. The couple were about the depart when the young man beckoned to them. “Might you two be interested in having a go as well? It’ll put a real smile on your face, we assure you! That’s what the Eversmiling Commune stands for! Bringing happiness, peace, prosperity, and stability to the community!”
“Sounds like they’d be good for this project,” Christy murmured.
“I guess. This stall is a little weird though. Who’d want to get tied up and tickled though?” The sight made Laurie curl her toes and hug herself as she imagined everyone looking and touching at the exposed bottoms of her feet. She felt self-conscious wearing crop tops or tank tops, for goodness’s sake!
But to the blonde student’s surprise, the adventurous girl who had just been doing the tickling was willing to have a go at it. She was black-haired, lithe, and leggy, in a knee-length dress of vermillion. She clasped her hands together and looked nervous as her clogs were pulled off and her bare feet were put in the stockade.
“What queer colours be this!” one of the commune people by the booth said, pointing at the dark nail polish on the girl’s toes. “A sign of corruption, I say!”
“Or maybe witchcraft!” the commune man said to the amused titters of the audience, especially the dark-haired beauty who was blushing prettily. “Any volunteers from the crowd would like to aid us? To drive the corruption from this lady and fill her with joyous purity?”
Christy’s hand shot up, and she tried to force Laurie to raise her hand too, though Laurie’s resistance was steadfast. So, Christy found herself sitting on a stool in front of the black-haired girl’s feet with another woman from the audience beside her.
Laurie watched her friend snicker and laugh as her nimble fingers skittered and spidered all over the black-haired volunteer’s pretty feet (this one was no stranger to pedicures, that was plain) to the clapping, chortling enjoyment of the crowd. The hourglass could not have been for more than a minute or two, and when it ended, the black-haired girl was breathless and beaming. She was definitely smiling, though it was clear she was a little grateful for it to have ended when it did, for Christy had just discovered how ticklish those arches of hers was, and her laughter had taken on a rather frantic quality during those last ten seconds or so.
To Laurie’s surprise, Christy declined the invitation to be in the stocks next, and she came back to Laurie with a wide smile on her face. “That was fun, eh? You should have joined in.”
“Who are these guys?” Laurie asked as the next girl, Christy’s partner, climbed into the stockade next. The short-haired brunette was soon snorting and giggling up a storm as the commune brought out a box of tools to entertain their guests with, namely a pair of wiggling feathers that seemed capable of working all kinds of devious wonders on ticklish feet.
“We’re a bit of everything.” It was the young man with the silver feather brooch. He was tall and fair, with a tidy sandy beard. “I’m Michael, one of the commune members. I’ll be glad to answer your questions. In return for a little favour.”
“What’s the favour?” Christy asked, after the two girls had introduced themselves.
“It’s only fair that you have a go in there later, right?” He jerked a thumb back at where the short-haired girl was laughing her head off as feathers pestered her toes. “Doing the tickling is only half the experience, no?”
“That’s true,” Christy said, giggling. “I guess I’ll take one for the team if you help us out.”
“What exactly is your group?”
“The Eversmiling Commune has worn many hats during its inception. We’ve been missionaries preaching the importance of happiness. We’ve been inquisitors rooting out foulness and negativity. We’ve been adventurers searching for lost artefacts of old. These days, we work mainly as a summer camp of sorts. You know, team building exercises? Relaxing retreats?”
“That’s fascinating,” Christy said, looking directly at Laurie. “Right? You guys have a rich and significant history, that say, a couple of undergrads could focus on for a project.”
“I suppose,” Laurie said.
“We’re happy to assist you with any information you require,” Michael said, smiling. “Just come on down to our commune, and we’ll be glad to show you around.”
“Thanks for that.” Christy smiled back. “I guess I should return that favour to you now, huh?”
His smile grew wider and he burst into laughter. “Alright, then.” He gestured to his Eversmilers manning the booth. “I’ll take this one.”
The soul of chivalry, Michael held Christy’s hand as he led her to the stockade, where the short-haired brunette was just finishing. He kissed her on the top of the hand, sat her down, untied her shoes and from the way his head bent down as he slipped off her sandals, he was seriously contemplating giving Christy’s pink toes a little kiss as well.
Maybe it was from the tickling or just because the guy was cute, but a gleeful, giddy grin had blossomed rather quickly on her best friend’s flushed face. Her reactions overall seemed a bit more extreme than usual, but that was probably became of the hormones, pheromones, and adrenaline that must have been coursing through her BFF’s body. Christy’s laughter normally had a rough, boyish quality to it—a steady guffaw intermingled with copious curses—at least that was what Laurie remembered during the occasional occasions her friend had been tickled on the sides by a boyfriend or gal pal. But as Michael sat down in the stool in front of her bare feet and started stroking up and down them with slow, gentle caressing touches, Christy burst into a steady stream of high-pitched giggles. Laurie found it to be somewhat of an affectation, a bit like when you put on a slightly posher accent or used more highfalutin words when you met your prospective in-laws or someone you wanted direly to impress.
Laurie didn’t watch for very long. It was not unlike watching someone do a painting or blow glass. Maybe, it was initially sort of intriguing, but after the first twenty seconds or so, it was hard for it to retain your attention, as there wasn’t all that much to look at. Her inquisitive mind quickly drifted back to the project at hand. There were quite a few avenues to explore, which was great, as they had five-thousand words to fill in this project that would be worth a meaty chunk of their final course grade.
She had just about sorted out a tentative introduction to the paper when a still somewhat hysterical Christy returned.
“That was educational,” said Christy. She clutched a bit of paper in her hand, which Laurie quirked an eyebrow at.
“You got his number, huh? That’s a bit anachronistic. Those are the devil’s numbers.”
“Oh, hush. I was a good girl!” Christy tittered, slapping her chest. “I found us our research topic.”
“And found a date with a handsome dude at the same time! Oh, Christy.” Laurie’s voice trailed off, but she gave her friend an affectionate pat on the shoulder. “Come on, your throat must be sore from all that giggling. Let’s get some more ale and discuss the project.”
“Any chance we could just do the first one?” Christy grinned, till Laurie poked her in the side.
O-O-O
“You said we would be going somewhere fun,” Christy said, frowning at the slate-grey entrance of the building that loomed overhead.
“What, the museum isn’t fun enough for ya?” Laurie replied.
Her tomboy friend gave a big yawn that was scarcely concealed by a tanned hand. “I should have known nothing good would happen when you told me to meet you at 8:30 AM. Nothing good happens this early.”
“Don’t we have lectures around that time?”
“Stop pretending like you don’t know I’m half-to-ninety-percent-asleep in those. Anyway, what are we doing here? I thought we already decided we were going to research that commune.”
“Well, here’s the thing—we don’t really know much about them. They aren’t exactly shrouded in proverbial mystery, but I’m still not entirely sure what they did. And you know how people love to exaggerate and make themselves sound more important than they are.”
“As the most important girl in the county, I resent that claim.”
“Of course you do. Anyway, let’s look around the Heritage Museum and see if they get mentioned at all. If they’re as renowned and prestigious as that Michael guy made them sound, they must appear somewhere in all the logs here.
“Can’t we do this on the internet?” Christy groaned as she followed Laurie in, her flip flops slapping across the tiled floors. They bought tickets at the counter and pushed past the turnstile. The local museum wasn’t exactly a sensation hotspot, so the place was abandoned and silent aside from a cap-wearing janitor pushing a mop around the floors. The smell of lemony air freshener was strong in the air.
“Didn’t really find much, to be honest. They don’t even have Twitter.”
“I guess they’re old-school.”
“Yeah, well, let’s find exactly how old these guys really are.”
Christy stretched her arms up, gave another big shuddering yawn, and nodded. “Did we have to do this so early in the morning?”
“What are you talking about?” Laurie pursed her lips into an incredulous frown. “I’ve been up since six-thirty planning this out. After this, we hit the library archives. By then, we should have enough information to deduce whether or not this is an avenue of research worth pursuing.”
“You sure know how to plan out an exciting Sunday.”
“Don’t be like that,” Laurie said, reaching into her bag and pulling out a flask to hand to her best friend. “I know you need a little something to perk you up in the wee hours.”
Christy gave a sniff and grinned. “You sure know how to spoil a girl. Is this the ale from the fair?”
“Thought it would put you in the right mindset. Don’t chug it all in one go, alright? That needs to last us the whole morning.”
For the next few hour or two, the two university students perused the contents of the library with a meticulous eye. They were scrolls, letters, paintings, and tapestries on gorgeous albeit somewhat dry display in the museum’s three floors, and the girls had the place to themselves as they combed through all the artefacts that ranged in age from a few decades to several centuries.
The Early Modern English with its thees and thous weren’t always very easy to decipher, but it was better than some of the ancient texts that used Old English which was almost impossible. And to her cautious delight, Laurie did note several times the Eversmilers were mentioned, though some of them were dubious, as the names seemed a little different such as ‘The Grinning Dawn’, ‘The Eternal Smile’, and ‘The Laughing Judges’, but that was to be expected with a group that evolved over time. Close examination of their deeds, such as witch-hunting, doctors, and warriors, seemed to be back up the Eversmiling Commune’s claims.
Christy had better spatial recognition, so Laurie assigned to look at the paintings and portraits for any sign of that distinctive feather amulet that the commune wore. And again, although the feather design seemed to have changed over the years and gone through a variety of fashion trends in terms of size and colour, it was undeniable that the feather made sporadic appearances, some of them even worn by the leaders of this town.
“These guys are everywhere,” Christy murmured.
“Well, not exactly,” Laurie said, shrugging. “But they’re certainly more prominent than I would have imagined.”
“Spreading laughter and cheer throughout history,” Christy said in a voice that was part awe and part amusement.
“Something like that. Say, do you, do you hear something?” Laurie’s ears pricked up at the low murmur of laughter. It was coming from the other room—the room of statues, and the sound of the chuckles sent tingles down her spine. It shouldn’t have. What was all that ominous about laughter? By its nature, it was an expression of joy, good humour, and mirth. But after reading accounts of how the Eversmiling Commune had sharply questioned witches with “the purest method of interrogation that leaveth not a mark” and also organised ordeals by tickling—trials where defendants could only prove their case by enduring and not allowing themselves to laugh.
Laurie’s Mary Janes and Christy’s flip flops slapped on the floor as they followed the sound of the laughter. The museum was empty, wasn’t it? It had been deserted when they got here. Shaking thoughts of ghost stories from her mind, Laurie turned into the next room to see a familiar boy that filled her simultaneously with relief and disappointment.
“Oh, sorry!” Trevor said, putting down his smartphone. His black hair was an unruly tangle, there were circles under his blue eyes, and his cheeks were a little flushed. “Was I being too loud?”
“What’s so funny, Trev?” Christy asked. “Care to share the joke?”
“It’s, uh, a bit personal.” Trevor fiddled with his phone as if unsure if he should pocket it or show it.”
“We can handle it,” Laurie said. “It’s nothing creepy, right?”
“N-not at all!” Trevor showed them their phone. It was the picture of a cat riding a skateboard. The absurdity and anti-climax of the situation made both girls laugh more than they should have. “So, what are you guys doing here? Project going well?”
“Something like that,” Laurie said, scratching her cheek. “You?”
Trevor shrugged and chewed his lip. “I got assigned to a group with one guy who never comes to class and another who seems to spend most his time smoking pot. Guess I’m gonna have to solo this one.”
Laurie looked down as her guilt panged at her. Thankfully, boisterous Christy was quick to swoop in on this deepening awkward silence. “What research are you doing?”
“Nothing specific, to be honest. We don’t even have a topic yet. Just looking for ideas, you know? I guess you guys are doing the same?”
“Nah, we got something already,” Christy said in a cheery voice. “Heard of the Eversmiling Commune?”
“The who?”
Laurie showed them a picture of the amulet the Eversmilers wore, and Trevor nodded and made an aahing sound.
“Oh, the Smilers. They’re sort of like this old boys club, right? Like the Brownies for the rich and affluent.”
“Are they?” Laurie and Christy exchanged a look. “That’s not what we heard.”
“I remember the last mayor was one of them.” Trevor bent over his phone and flicked till he found a picture of the former mayor of the town. The necklace she wore was silver and flecked with jewels, but there was no mistaking the feather design on it.
“You know anything else about these guys?” Laurie asked.
“From what I heard, they’re also some kind of quasi-religious group,” Trevor said, stroking his chin.
“Michael definitely never mentioned that,” Christy said to Laurie. “Are you sure, Trev?”
“Erm.” Trevor scratched the back of his head and took a step back, chewing his lip and starting to flush, though whether it was from the demanding, defensive tone in Christy’s shrill voice or because he didn’t like the uninitiated intimacy of being called Trev, Laurie couldn’t be certain. “Well, I’m not a hundred percent certain, but I went hiking the other day—”
“—you go hiking?” Christy asked, crossing her arms and staring at his pale skin.
“Yeah, it’s nice in the winter when it’s not too hot,” Trevor said, his face crinkling into a concerned frown.
“Chill, girl,” Laurie said, patting her friend on the shoulder. She shouldn’t get so worked up just because that cute Michael guy might not have been entirely honest. “You were saying, Trevor?”
“Well, they’ve got this big cemetery up in the mountains. There was a big gate around the whole place, and it was foggy that day, so I couldn’t really see much of it, but I definitely saw their logo around the entrance.”
“How big was the place?” Laurie asked.
“Pretty large. It was lined with, uh, what do you call it? Sepulchres? There must have been at least a few hundred. There was this big cathedral in the middle where I heard these guys conducting some kind of service.”
“Service?” Christy repeated.
“I guess it was a eulogy or something? The doors were closed, so all I could hear was the murmur of voices and a bit of laughter.”
“That’s a bit weird, isn’t it?” Laurie quirked an eyebrow.
“Well, their life philosophy is to be positive and optimistic about everything,” Christy said. “It makes sense that they’d try to extend that mindset to stuff like death. I remember I went to a funeral once where the priest opened with a joke.”
“So yeah,” Trevor said. “That’s all I know about them. Good luck on your project, I guess.”
“Wait, can you take us to this tomb place?” Laurie asked. Creepy as a foggy cemetery in the middle of the lonely mountains sounded, it did seem like a great place for some research—or at the very minimum, the cemetery with the Eversmilers’ mark would make a great picture to use on the cover page of their assignment to symbolise their legacy.
“Uh, it’s kind of out of the way. And you know, I am a little busy with my own stuff.”
“What if we invited you into our group?” Christy said. It was so typical of Laurie’s energetic and spontaneous friend to make an offer like that without any prior consultation at all, but it wasn’t a terrible suggestion. “You would be helping your team out, right?”
“I guess that would make it okay. You mind sending an email to the prof now to confirm it?” A smile began creping on the corners of the tall boy’s mouth. Laurie could see how he was trying to play it cool, but from that pleased grin and the excitement that slipped into his voice, she knew he was over the moon.
Later that night, Laurie made her preparations for this strange trek she was about to embark on. The blonde girl hated to be so pessimistic about her fellow student, but she made sure to tell her parents very clearly where she was going and with whom, just in case Trevor was just luring them into something outlandish. Going up into the mountains was the kind of way many sad stories about raped and murdered girls went, and it never hurt to be cautious. Therefore, Laurie planned to eschew her usual dress and black mary janes for attire that was a bit more flexible and tough. Tomorrow, she would wear jeans, boots, and a polo shirt along with a masculine backpack instead of her usual handbag. She brought her pepper spray as well and kept it in her back pocket—the strong stuff meant for scaring away bears. There weren’t any bears in these mountains, unless they were of the two-legged kind who masqueraded as humans.
She thought about telling Christy to prepare similar items for such eventualities, but she knew her friend would just shake her head and go ‘Oh, Laurie’ as if such cautiousness were absurd, though in fairness, the tall girl had a decent amount of muscle on her sinewy frame, and her usual attire was sporty and super-practical to begin with.
Still, setting out on some trip into the mountains on the outskirts of town where this supposed cemetery was sent shivers tingling down Laurie’s spine. Despite being tucked in bed with all her clothes and stuff laid out for their excursion, she found sleep impossible to grasp. The sweetness of slumber seemed forever afar as fears swarmed around her. Not just of Trevor, but of what they might find in this tomb. She tried to exorcise all thoughts of ghosts, spectres, and spirits. It was all just superstitious nonsense. Thoughts of such childish notions made her want to scoff with ridiculousness, but there was no denying the tingle in her bones, the chill on her neck, or the frost that caught in her throat as she remembered all the Eversmiler’s inquisitions in history, their peculiar spirituality, nor Michael’s wide, stretched smile. There was something off about these guys, something off-kilter, even if she couldn’t quite determine what it might be. All she had were a dozen different puzzle pieces pointing her in different directions, and she didn’t have half the clues she need to put it all together. Maybe, she’d get them tomorrow.
But tonight, all these doubts and qualms seemed to coalesce into something dark in Laurie’s subconscious. What her conscious, cognisant mind was unable to quantify and ascertain, the deeper, darker recesses of her psyche were all too happy to put to use.
Laurie blinked and coughed, finding herself floating from her bed to a world of mist and smoke. Goosebumps lined her pale bare skin. She tried to brush them, rub some warmth back into them, but her limbs no longer obeyed. It was as if she were in a pool, rolling and sweeping along the waves. And like when you were doing backstroke, your eyes were drawn upwards to the ceiling, but what she saw there was unlike the electric lights or skyline you saw in any pool. Entangled in black clouds, she saw Christy writhing, shouting, and squealing. The thunderclouds formed hands that pinched at her tanned body, stroked at her bare soles, prodded her sides, and snuck under her armpits. Laurie reached out, tried to shout something, but her body remained as uncooperative as ever. The black clouds shifted again till they turned human, turned into a male caressing and coupling with her friend. Laurie would have given anything to avert her eyes from the two naked bodies on the black mattress. She blinked and the man squeezing Christy’s sides as he drove up into her was Trevor, Michael, and then Trevor again. Christy shrieked, laughed, before starting to sigh and moan, with her eyes rolling back in her head in a wanton display of foul pleasure.
And Laurie herself could only quiver when she felt something stirring in the waters around her. Something cool and wet slid across her bare back, tracing down from the nape of her neck down to her tailbone and back again. It was as gentle as a feather, but it hit Laurie as hard as an anvil. Where had her pyjamas gone? She could only whimper and will for her dream to hurry up and end, but you can’t always get what you want. More of these slow, wet fingers brushed against her. Wait, were they tongues? She tried to twist away, tried to curl up, tried to close her eyes, but she was still trapped. Up there, she saw the fornication of her poor best friend. Down here, there was nothing to dwell on but strange straying touches. The fingering tongues had multiplied, and Laurie didn’t want to count how many there appeared to be. There was definitely plenty on her feet, lapping and licking up her arches and pink-painted toenails like some bizarre pet. Those weren’t the worst, however, as that singular honour were the ones around her midsection. Her stomach wanted to spasm and twitch away as one of those blasted things probed her navel while several others swept around her sides. Several seemed to tracing her ribs, going up and down and back again as if they had lost count and needed to start the examination all over again. Several more strayed upwards past her ribs and between her armpits, and those? Those Laurie simply refused to give any attention to whatsoever, not that her traitorous body was playing along with her brain’s command. A few of those odd appendages also wandered around her armpits and inner thighs as well, just to add another torturous spice to this cruel concoction.
When the shuddering torment reached its finale, when Laurie reached some kind of brutal conclusion right when dream Christy reached her climax, it all ended. Laurie was back in her own bed, heart pounding, sheets sweating, and her mind a jumbled mess. She stood up and went to the bathroom, and every slow step was shaky.
Why had she dreamed that? What had it all meant? Had she felt jealousy seeing Trevor with Christy? Had she felt anger of someone stealing her best friend? She ran a hand through her messy blonde hair and groaned. Subconscious, she thought, in future, could you please keep that stuff to yourself?