Something happened today that makes me freaked me out so much that it almost felt supernatural! Seriously! I'm starting to feel like I'm almost a tickle magnet! Is it just me? Especially in light of my last post (about seeing the tickling on the subway platform) and just in general, my whole life has contained MANY bizzarre tickling experiences. (like I posted once about the train conductor on the LIRR that tickled my ex-ex girlfriend's feet! Again, trains!! What does it all mean? lol!)
Today, I'm at work. I'm working an office job right now and I've been hired a couple of months. I'm pretty new. Today I'm in the Xerox room when this girl in her 30's comes in that I know slightly...hello's in the hallway and smiles but I don't even know her name. She's Latina, really nice skin and medium length brown hair, pretty face with glasses (!)...so picture that, a pretty latina with glasses, about 5'7", a little on the heavy side but I have seen a picture of her from about 5 years ago(my boss has a picture of herself with lots of people in the office at a company picnic and this girl is in the picture, looking really fine and having a much nicer figure....I think having a kid might have knocked her out of wack. I mention this because this is probably more what she looked like in the conversation that follows.)
So anyway, I'm making copies and she comes in and waits for me to finish. Then she says, "When's your birthday?". Out of the blue. I say "April." and then I added "I'm an Aries" (because I couldn't possibly guess why else she would ask-and sure enough.....). She looked at one of the pieces of paper she was getting ready to copy and said, "Let's see here....Aries....." and proceeds to read from something someone had emailed her about the different "sexual" sides to the different signs of the zodiac. Suprisingly, everything was pretty close (except I have the Pisces foot partiality!)...especially when in the listing of characteristics it said "loves master and slave games" which if you think about it is pretty close to the tickling thing!!! Then she proceeds to tell me "Oh you Aries are wild. I know all about you!" (this all told in a Nuyrican accent...like Jennifer Lopez, Rosie Perez, etc). She says (and obviously I'm doing this dialogue from memory) "One time this friend of mine was over and he's an Aries. And on the phone, lying on the bed, talking to my friend when he all of a sudden came over to the foot of the bed, grabbed me by my ankles and just YANKED me down to the end of the bed." At this point, I've been a bit uncomfortable with the whole conversation (this is the stuff sexual harrasment cases are made of! I could NEVER get away saying the stuff this girl was saying....and continued to say!). But now I am getting this delirious familiarity and anticipation and I actually thought to myself...."is this going where I think it's going?"....
"Then he started tickling my feet" she continued, nonchalantly (as this whole story was delivered.....like an "oh my God, can you believe he was doing this to me?", gossipy tone). "Really?" I said, cracking a conspiratorial smile! "Then he started sucking my toes! And I was like 'Get your feet out of my mouth!'". Well, by now I'm practically dizzy....all I can see in my mind as I'm talking to her is her being pulled down to the edge of the bed and being foot tickled as she's on the phone....AH, to be on the other end of that phone! More on that later!).
She continued telling the story, which got into even more raunchy sexual stuff and I can't not telling you that I was really worried someone was going to walk in because the office I work in is super coporate (and also affiliated with religious organizations...which is super sinister in my book!....but you get alot of really religious people at my office, which is pretty rare in NYC!). She then proceeds to tell me ANOTHER story about ANOTHER Aries man that was even filthier and the whole time I'm thinking to myself, "Why is she telling me this?" mixed with replaying that tickling image in my mind repeatedly and paranoia with getting caught. I just kept smiling and nodding....and looked for a way to bring it back to the tickling. Finally I clumsily managed (long after we had left the topic!), "So I guess while the guy was tickling your feet, your friend on the phone must have been like 'He's tickling you? I'm hanging up!". To which she said, "Oh no! She was laughing her head off! And I'm there screaming and begging for him to stop and she's laughing! She loved it!!'
So that's my bizzare conversation at work today. But it was not the first tickling story I heard today! This morning I talked to my ex-girlfriend who I've been screwing around with again, even though she's
super crazy (think Angelina Jolie-esque), alcoholic (think Leaving Las Vegas), a prostitute and a stripper (after being in the fashion world but messing it up by partying too much), and having an older sugar daddy boyfriend (he's 50, she's 28....she's super-pretty-hot, he's really fat and bald.). But because I'm such a sexual deviant (and also because I happen to really love her....especially before all this stuff got out of control for her), she's got me hooked. Anyhow, this morning she called me FROM her fat sugar daddy's apartment, WHISPERING since he was still asleep that he had tickled her last night. It was brief, they were on the couch and she had mouthed off or something and he said "That's it!" and tickled her around the waist. She said it went on for a few seconds (let's say slightly longer than your average mainstream clip!!!). This kind of stuff does curb my jealousy and she knows NEVER to make these stories up (I make her repeat the story over and over sometimes to find holes in the details....) and long stretches of time go when I don't hear anything.
I myself had a FANTASTIC tickling bout with her this weekend, I'll post that separately.
By the way, if you guys get sick of hearing me talk about this girl, by all means say something and I'll stop. I find it cathartic and also thrilling to post about it but maybe it's too weird or seedy for people's tastes. (for that I'm sorry!).
Today, I'm at work. I'm working an office job right now and I've been hired a couple of months. I'm pretty new. Today I'm in the Xerox room when this girl in her 30's comes in that I know slightly...hello's in the hallway and smiles but I don't even know her name. She's Latina, really nice skin and medium length brown hair, pretty face with glasses (!)...so picture that, a pretty latina with glasses, about 5'7", a little on the heavy side but I have seen a picture of her from about 5 years ago(my boss has a picture of herself with lots of people in the office at a company picnic and this girl is in the picture, looking really fine and having a much nicer figure....I think having a kid might have knocked her out of wack. I mention this because this is probably more what she looked like in the conversation that follows.)
So anyway, I'm making copies and she comes in and waits for me to finish. Then she says, "When's your birthday?". Out of the blue. I say "April." and then I added "I'm an Aries" (because I couldn't possibly guess why else she would ask-and sure enough.....). She looked at one of the pieces of paper she was getting ready to copy and said, "Let's see here....Aries....." and proceeds to read from something someone had emailed her about the different "sexual" sides to the different signs of the zodiac. Suprisingly, everything was pretty close (except I have the Pisces foot partiality!)...especially when in the listing of characteristics it said "loves master and slave games" which if you think about it is pretty close to the tickling thing!!! Then she proceeds to tell me "Oh you Aries are wild. I know all about you!" (this all told in a Nuyrican accent...like Jennifer Lopez, Rosie Perez, etc). She says (and obviously I'm doing this dialogue from memory) "One time this friend of mine was over and he's an Aries. And on the phone, lying on the bed, talking to my friend when he all of a sudden came over to the foot of the bed, grabbed me by my ankles and just YANKED me down to the end of the bed." At this point, I've been a bit uncomfortable with the whole conversation (this is the stuff sexual harrasment cases are made of! I could NEVER get away saying the stuff this girl was saying....and continued to say!). But now I am getting this delirious familiarity and anticipation and I actually thought to myself...."is this going where I think it's going?"....
"Then he started tickling my feet" she continued, nonchalantly (as this whole story was delivered.....like an "oh my God, can you believe he was doing this to me?", gossipy tone). "Really?" I said, cracking a conspiratorial smile! "Then he started sucking my toes! And I was like 'Get your feet out of my mouth!'". Well, by now I'm practically dizzy....all I can see in my mind as I'm talking to her is her being pulled down to the edge of the bed and being foot tickled as she's on the phone....AH, to be on the other end of that phone! More on that later!).
She continued telling the story, which got into even more raunchy sexual stuff and I can't not telling you that I was really worried someone was going to walk in because the office I work in is super coporate (and also affiliated with religious organizations...which is super sinister in my book!....but you get alot of really religious people at my office, which is pretty rare in NYC!). She then proceeds to tell me ANOTHER story about ANOTHER Aries man that was even filthier and the whole time I'm thinking to myself, "Why is she telling me this?" mixed with replaying that tickling image in my mind repeatedly and paranoia with getting caught. I just kept smiling and nodding....and looked for a way to bring it back to the tickling. Finally I clumsily managed (long after we had left the topic!), "So I guess while the guy was tickling your feet, your friend on the phone must have been like 'He's tickling you? I'm hanging up!". To which she said, "Oh no! She was laughing her head off! And I'm there screaming and begging for him to stop and she's laughing! She loved it!!'
So that's my bizzare conversation at work today. But it was not the first tickling story I heard today! This morning I talked to my ex-girlfriend who I've been screwing around with again, even though she's
super crazy (think Angelina Jolie-esque), alcoholic (think Leaving Las Vegas), a prostitute and a stripper (after being in the fashion world but messing it up by partying too much), and having an older sugar daddy boyfriend (he's 50, she's 28....she's super-pretty-hot, he's really fat and bald.). But because I'm such a sexual deviant (and also because I happen to really love her....especially before all this stuff got out of control for her), she's got me hooked. Anyhow, this morning she called me FROM her fat sugar daddy's apartment, WHISPERING since he was still asleep that he had tickled her last night. It was brief, they were on the couch and she had mouthed off or something and he said "That's it!" and tickled her around the waist. She said it went on for a few seconds (let's say slightly longer than your average mainstream clip!!!). This kind of stuff does curb my jealousy and she knows NEVER to make these stories up (I make her repeat the story over and over sometimes to find holes in the details....) and long stretches of time go when I don't hear anything.
I myself had a FANTASTIC tickling bout with her this weekend, I'll post that separately.
By the way, if you guys get sick of hearing me talk about this girl, by all means say something and I'll stop. I find it cathartic and also thrilling to post about it but maybe it's too weird or seedy for people's tastes. (for that I'm sorry!).