From the book True and Tacky Weird Stories

rajee · Oct 21, 2003

I hope everyone can read it. I posted it twice to get the missed parts.

natural tickler · Oct 21, 2003

Well, rajee, this tells us he is one of us, but we're not that dumb to break into someone's house. What people won't do for a tickle...

TklDuo-Drew · Oct 21, 2003

I ...I swear I know NOTHING about this....NOTHING I tell you!
I've NEVER even been to New York.......I was home ALL NIGHT!!! :blush:

Drew

$Tickletorturer · Oct 22, 2003

ZAH

I'm confused, exactly what was this idiot out to accomplish? He clearly wasn't much of a tickler seeing it doesn't sound like he spent much time doing that, then he makes off with shoes. Here's my thoughts:

A) He clearly has a foot fetish
B) If he really wanted to steal shoes, why tickle their feet and awakin them, it's like he wanted to get caught
C) Stealing people's shoes is like the easiest thing in the world
D) He has too much time on his hands

Conclusion: this dude really does need help. I honestly feel sorry for him cause he's soo dumb. :sowrong:

Idiot.

Dr. Bill Kobb · Oct 22, 2003

The story sounds remarkably similar to a newsclip I have floating around here somewhere. `Cept if I recall, the clip I have was about a guy in California.

natural tickler · Oct 22, 2003

He must be a tickler, TT, because he tickled first, then stole the shoes. If he just had a foot fetish, he would have just ran off with the shoes and not tickle them at all. Either way, he is a complete idiot :sowrong:

Oddjob0226 · Oct 31, 2003

When was going to college in Denton (The Home of Happiness) there was a guy walking into unlocked girl's dorm rooms and tickling their feet until they woke up. A female friend of mine even had the article posted on her wall in a collage (????). So, this type of thing is uncommon, but not utterly uncommon, apparently.