How to Kidnap Friends and Influence Captives

[Dave2112]

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[MTJpub]

Very creative! Great story!

BRAVO!

[nontkl]

GREAT story, Dave!!!! Thanks alot!!!!

[cloudgazer2k]

sweet story, dave! i'm sure i'm not the only one who had their own "erica" in their minds while reading this story. brilliant!!

[tummyticklish01]

very good sotry, but im a bit confused, is that a true story? cause it sure as heck sounded like one:)

[Dave2112]

Well, TummyTicklish, in the immortal words of one Bugs Bunny....."One Never Knows...Do One??" :D :D

[pantsonfire]

Amazing! Beautifully written. Not just your average piece of tickle-porn ;), this had a good storyline to it. Keep writing.

[Bootman]

Great job! :)

[Capt. Spalding]

You, fiend, you! How-how do you sleep at night?
You broke the wicked gauge here at the Capt.'s HQ!
Terrific tale!

[themanathome]

Dave, i'm not sure how you're doin it buddy, but I gotta say that you da mAN!!!!!!! Your stories have just the right amount of everything, and you are truly doing an incredible job.. feel free to express your stories as often as you feel the need, i'll be readin.....

Thanks bro
:o :D

[Ayla ny]

wow!

[TicklingIsLife]

...:wow:How did I miss this one??...:wow:

[Biggles of 266]

How To Kidnap Friends And Influence Captives : The Tragic Hero And The Prison

By Biggles of 266

Loss of innocence was a favorite theme of Dave 2112. Unfortunately, How To Kidnap Friends And Influence Captives is absolutely pandering in terms of 2112's usual Minimalist politics. In the following paragraphs, evidence will be presented that clearly demonstrates How To Kidnap Friends And Influence Captives's Dadaist overtones and views on reason are not evidence of 2112's surrender to immortality. Support for this claim is present in the following: (a) 2112's adversarial relationship to the 20th century Constructivist school of Italian literature while writing the book, (b) the Dadaist theme of social commentary in How To Kidnap Friends And Influence Captives, and (c) the author's portrayal of the supernatural, showing the influence of the the conservative school.

To begin, juxtapostion is not How To Kidnap Friends And Influence Captives's only theme; there is also pure reality. It's quite obvious that 2112's sanity was tenuous at best by the time How To Kidnap Friends And Influence Captives was completed. The casual critic usually misses this point.

What ignorant moron annointed 2112 as the Symbolist savior? Of course, like all great works, How To Kidnap Friends And Influence Captives has its flaws! As an affirmation of humanity, this is 2112's grandest statement.

The pathos in How To Kidnap Friends And Influence Captives really hits you like a rock. How To Kidnap Friends And Influence Captives's incorporation of human nature is in keeping with its Christian point-of-view. To see how this supports my previous claim is quite trivial; at best, this is the witless critique. Yet again, the curs of ignorance slaver at the heels of reason.

How To Kidnap Friends And Influence Captives remains the most important exploration of reality ever committed to paper. Perhaps it's time that scholars reevaluated their estimation of the book. Though famous for portrayals of allegory in other works, 2112 will always be loved for his brilliant portrayal of political commentary in this book. Thus concludes my participation in this class.



The End

[robmic]

Hey, don't confuse us with facts, man!:confused:

[venger]

in the immortal words of Homer Simpson--"psssh...facts are worthless, you can use facts to prove anything that's even remotly true"

anyways, great story dave, and i agree with cloudgazer, think we all have our own erica in our lives, i certainly do. the beutiful, innocent workmate (or schoolmate in my case). I only wish i had the guts to try this in real life ... then again, maybe i will:manicd:. yeah, that's it...it could work that way...now where did i leave that choloroform:scared: c'mon, i know i had some last week...wait...the car, that's right... *runs out of room with a crazy gleam in his eyes*

[robmic]

D'OH!:idunno: