The "I know nothing about......" Thread

[the_Baron]

i know nothing about home repairs.

[KoocheeKoo]

I know nothing about auto repair...and know next to nothing about cooking (can use the microwave enough not to starve :D

[Limeoutsider]

I know nothing about math

[the_Baron]

i know nothing about MP3's. (sad, really)

[Limeoutsider]

I know nothing about basketball

[the_Baron]

i know nothing about yachting.

[milagros317]

I know nothing about hockey. :D

[Limeoutsider]

space shuttles

[GIGGLES32]

...how to get rich quick! :D

[Limeoutsider]

friends

[K-Skate417]

..teaching fish to fly.:D

[milagros317]

.... how to train a jaguar to dance. :D

[Limeoutsider]

doing my job

[milagros317]

... how to train a koala to dance. :D

[K-Skate417]

...why Mils is on another animal kick.:sowrong: :p

[milagros317]

... how to train a lion to dance. :D

[K-Skate417]

...the sport of curling.:rolleyes:

[milagros317]

... how to train a moose to dance. :D

[Limeoutsider]

Id pay to see that

[milagros317]

Originally posted by Limeoutsider
Id pay to see that
It would be quite funny, wouldn't it? :p

I know nothing about how to train a nematode to dance. :D

[Limeoutsider]

coaching

[GIGGLES32]

...mending someones broken heart.

[milagros317]

... training an opossum to dance. :D

[Limeoutsider]

rocket science

[natural tickler]

molecular physics:D

[Limeoutsider]

music producing

[milagros317]

... training a parrot to dance. :D

[Limeoutsider]

acting responsible, evidently

[milagros317]

... teaching a quail to dance. :D

[natural tickler]

understanding Mils' obsession with training animals to dance:rolleyes:

[Limeoutsider]

having a pet lemur

[milagros317]

... teaching a rat to dance. :D

(Can't you see I'm just doing an alphabet thread of my own?)

[GIGGLES32]

...if I have to work Christmas Eve or Christmas Day.

[Limeoutsider]

calling off

[GIGGLES32]

...where to find quarters to do the laundry without having to leave the house?

[milagros317]

... training a seal to dance. :D

[Mimi]

....why my cats seem to think water straight from the faucet tastes any different from the water in their bowl.

[K-Skate417]

...Patagonia.:p

[milagros317]

... training a tiger to dance. :D

[GIGGLES32]

...how to feel better.

[milagros317]

... training an ungulate to dance. :D

[Limeoutsider]

getting sick

[natural tickler]

Mils' infatuation with teaching animals to dance:rolleyes:

(I am aware you're doing the alphabet, but are you really interested in such teaching techniques?):p

[milagros317]

... training a vulture to dance. :D

(Nope, not in the least interested. I don't know any animal whose name begins with "X", so there will only be 25 posts in my animal training alphabet.)

[dreamboy]

...the preservatives that keep chicken nuggets 'fresh' even after they thaw. :sowrong:

[milagros317]

... training a walrus to dance. :D

[ticklkitten]

...making a relationship work

[milagros317]

... training a yak to dance. :D

[GIGGLES32]

...why some men are idiots.

[milagros317]

... training a zebra to dance. :D

[K-Skate417]

....why Mils talks about training animals to dance.:D :p

[milagros317]

... training an aardvark to do cartwheels. :D

[K-Skate417]

...Mils obsession with making animals do tricks.:rolleyes:

[milagros317]

... training a buffalo to do cartwheels. :D

[GIGGLES32]

...why I am getting a headache.

[milagros317]

... training a cougar to do cartwheels. :D

[tickleshotel]

where milagros is the most ticklish:D :devil:

[PrincessAshley]

...tickling lol;)

[rajee]

:D Finding ticklish woman's sole ticklish spots. ;)

[tickleshotel]

if someday I will meet Rajee in person:)

[milagros317]

... training a deer to do cartwheels. :D

[tickleshotel]

how to teach a moose to swim:p

[milagros317]

... training an ermine to do cartwheels. :D

[K-Skate417]

...teaching Mils to stop making posts about teaching animals to do various activities.:rolleyes: :p

[milagros317]

... training a fox to do cartwheels. :D

[TKpervert]

teaching Skate to stop trying to teach Mils to perform even at lowest-level.

[ticklkitten]

...teaching tkpervert to lay off k skate, he's great just as he is

[milagros317]

... training a giraffe to do cartwheels. :D

[PrincessAshley]

...training Milagros to do 500 back flips:D

[milagros317]

... training a horse to do cartwheels. :D

[PrincessAshley]

..training a horse to fly

[milagros317]

... training an iguana to do cartwheels. :D

[ticklkitten]

...ever understanding the point of this thread

[milagros317]

... training a jaguar to do cartwheels. :D

(Note: This thread has no point, never did.)

[PrincessAshley]

I know nothing about being bored

[milagros317]

... training a kangaroo to do cartwheels. :D

[MorningMermaid]

I know nothing about quantum physics.

[ticklkitten]

I know something about quantum physics but not using it in real life

[milagros317]

... training a leopard to do cartwheels. :D

[MorningMermaid]

I also know nothing about pro wrestling, which may or may not be a big loss :confused:

[milagros317]

... training a mouse to do cartwheels. :D

[tickleshotel]

what I will have for lunch later

[milagros317]

... training a nematode to do cartwheels. :D

[K-Skate417]

...why Mils likes to post about animals.:D

[milagros317]

... training an opossum to do cartwheels. :D

[tickleshotel]

how it tickles to have cat lick cream off my ticklish feet

[milagros317]

... training a panther to do cartwheels. :D

[ticklishscribe]

...and neither do the doctors... All I know is that I'm in pain and can't do what I used to do.

:dropatear :dropatear :dropatear

[ticklkitten]

...being mean

[milagros317]

... training a quetzal to do cartwheels. :D

[MorningMermaid]

..keeping a balanced checkbook.

[PrincessAshley]

... posting lol

[milagros317]

... training a racoon to do cartwheels. :D

[MorningMermaid]

..opera

[milagros317]

... training a seal to do cartwheels. :D

[K-Skate417]

....training any animals to do cartwheels.:D

[milagros317]

... training a tiger to do cartwheels. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training Milagros to do cartwheels:p :D

[milagros317]

... training an ungulate to do cartwheels.:D

[K-Skate417]

..training a vulture to do cartwheels:p :p

[milagros317]

Now you're in the spirit!!!

... training a walrus to do cartwheels. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a xylophone to do cartwheels (I don't know any animals that begin with X):p :D

[milagros317]

Neither do I, actually. :D

... training a yak to do cartwheels. :D

[K-Skate417]

....training a zebra to do cartwheels.:D

[ticklkitten]

...being able to post in this thread

[milagros317]

... what to not know about training animals to do next. :D

[tickleshotel]

training a antelope to stay still??LOL:p

[milagros317]

Very good suggestion, TH.

... training a bear to stay still. :D

[tickleshotel]

training a cat not to purr:p

[rajee]

:p ...training a gerbil to drive shift in a car. :p

[PrincessAshley]

I know nothing about my ticklishness??... can someone help me lol ;)

[rajee]

... self restraint after Ashley teased me like that. :p ;) :D

[milagros317]

... training a deer to stay still. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training an elephant to stay still.:D :p

[tickleshotel]

training a fox how to dance :p

[milagros317]

... training a giraffe to stay still. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a horse to stay still.:p

[tickleshotel]

having iciclyes not melt

[milagros317]

... training an iguana to stay still. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a jaguar to stay still.:D

[tickleshotel]

why jack & jill went up the hill :p

[milagros317]

... training a kangaroo to stay still. :D

[rajee]

... building stocks

[tickleshotel]

not knowing how to build stocks but I do know how it feels to be a helpless vulnerable ticklee in them :D ;)

[milagros317]

... training a lion to stay still. :D

[tickleshotel]

what's Rajees favorite item to tickle with,fingers or other tickle tools :D :rolleyes:

[milagros317]

... training a moose to stay still. :D

[rajee]

:devil: Fingers first then others :D

[milagros317]

... training an ostrich to stay still. :D

[PrincessAshley]

I know nothing about me being ticklish lol so hmmm hehe :D

[rajee]

... birthing no babies. :p

[milagros317]

... training a penquin to stay still. :D

[PrincessAshley]

I knwo nothing about how this idea of me being ticklish got around hehe :D

[rajee]

...not knowing how to tickle. ;)

[milagros317]

... training a quetzal to stay still. :D

[MorningMermaid]

...why the dish ran away with the spoon.

[milagros317]

... training a rattlesnake to stand still. :D

[MorningMermaid]

what Spam really is :confused:

[milagros317]

... training a seal to stand still. :D

[PrincessAshley]

..what spam really is? :D

[milagros317]

... training a tiger to stand still. :D

[PrincessAshley]

...sleeping in late, I usually wake up too early lol:D

[milagros317]

... training an ungulate to stand still. :D

[PrincessAshley]

...feet lol :p

[milagros317]

... training a viper to stand still. :D

[PrincessAshley]

..training Milagros to stop posting :p

[milagros317]

... training a walrus to stand still. :D

[PrincessAshley]

...playing with firee:p

[milagros317]

... training a xylophonist to stand still. :D

(Sorry, don't know any animals beginning with "X".)

[PrincessAshley]

...stopping the posting

[milagros317]

... training a yak to stand still. :D

[PrincessAshley]

...this thread???

[fttickler]

eating Indian food

[milagros317]

... training a zebra to stand still. :D

[K-Skate417]

...traing animals.:p :D

[milagros317]

... training an aardvark to smoke a pipe. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a badger to smoke a pipe.:D

[milagros317]

... training a cougar to smoke a pipe. :D

[K-Skate417]

...traing a deer to smoke a pipe.:D

[milagros317]

... training an eel to smoke a pipe. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a ferret to smoke a pipe.:D

[milagros317]

... training a giraffe to smoke a pipe. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a hermit crab to smoke a pipe.:D

[milagros317]

... training an iguana to smoke a pipe. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a llama to smoke a pipe.:D

[milagros317]

What happened to "J" and "K"?

... training a jaguar to smoke a pipe.
... training a kangaroo to smoke a pipe.

[your "L" post]

... training a moose to smoke a pipe. :D

[K-Skate417]

I was distracted while working on my sig pic.:p

....training a nit to smome a pipe.:D

[milagros317]

... training an ostrich to smoke a pipe. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a platypus to smoke a pipe.:D

[milagros317]

... training a quail to smoke a pipe. :D

[PrincessAshley]

...training a rabbit to smoke a pipe

[tickleshotel]

training a seal to dive underwater

[Limeoutsider]

what goes on in my mothers head

[tickleshotel]

when leafstkl is coming back to TMF

[milagros317]

... training a snail to smoke a pipe. :D

[MorningMermaid]

...why Britney Spears is so popular :confused:

[milagros317]

... training a tiger to smoke a pipe. :D

[MorningMermaid]

...Theoretical Mathematics or why I should even care :confused:

[milagros317]

... training an ungulate to smoke a pipe. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a vulture to smoke a pipe.:D

[tickleshotel]

train a walrus how to brush his teeth:p :p

[PrincessAshley]

...socks and why I keep them on ;)

[tickleshotel]

why princessashely wouldn;t want to have bare feet showing them off:D

[PrincessAshley]

...why anybody would want to see them ;)

[tickleshotel]

whether princessashely giggles,bursts out laughing or screaming
when her feet are tickled:p

[PrincessAshley]

...why anybody would need to know that :p

[milagros317]

... training a vulture to smoke a pipe. :D

[GIGGLES32]

...why people have to do drugs!

[MorningMermaid]

... the purpose of a particle accelerator.

[GIGGLES32]

...why drugs have to be in peoples in lives!

[milagros317]

... training a walrus to smoke a pipe. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a xylophonist to smoke a pipe.:D

[milagros317]

... training a yak to smoke a pipe. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a zebra to smoke a pipe.:D

[milagros317]

... training an aardvark to fetch the newspaper. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a baboon to fetch the newspaper.:D

[milagros317]

... training a cat to fetch the newspaper. :D

[K-Skate417]

..training a dingo to fetch the newspaper.:D

[milagros317]

... training an eagle to fetch the newspaper. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a fox to fetch the newspaper.:D

[milagros317]

... training a giraffe to fetch the newspaper. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a horse to fetch the newspaper.:D

[milagros317]

... training an iguana to fetch the newspaper. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a jaguar to fetch the newspaper.:D

[milagros317]

... training a koala bear to fetch the newspaper. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a lynx to fetch the newspaper:D

[milagros317]

... training a mouse to fetch the newspaper. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a nit to fetch the newspaper.:D

[milagros317]

... training an ostrich to fetch the newspaper. :D

[K-Skate417]

..training a panther to fetch the newspaper.:D

[milagros317]

... training a quetzal to fetch the newspaper. :D

[K-Skate417]

..training a snake to fetch the newspaper.:D

[milagros317]

... training a rat to fetch the newspaper. :D

Originally posted by K-Skate417
..training a snake to fetch the newspaper.:D

... training a tiger to fetch the newspaper. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training an ungulate to fetch the newspaper.:D

[milagros317]

... training a vulture to fetch the newspaper. :D

[K-Skate417]

..training a wildebeast to fetch the newspaper.:D

[gigglegal76]

training a pig to fetch the newspaper

[milagros317]

... training a xylophonist to fetch the newspaper. :D

[USATKLR]

training the paper boy to bring me the paper

[milagros317]

... training a yak to fetch the newspaper. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a zebra to fetch the newspaper.:D

[milagros317]

... training an antelope to jump over the moon. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a bear to jump over the moon.:D

[milagros317]

... training a cow to jump over the moon. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a dingo to jump over the moon.:D

[milagros317]

... training an elephant to jump over the moon. :p

[K-Skate417]

...training a ferret to jump over the moon.:D

[milagros317]

... training a gorilla to jump over the moon. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a horse to jump over the moon.:D

[milagros317]

... training an iguana to jump over the moon. :D

[K-Skate417]

training a jaguar to jump over the moon.:D

[milagros317]

... training a kangaroo to jump over the moon. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a leopard to jump over the moon.:D

[milagros317]

... training a monkey to jump over the moon. :D

[K-Skate417]

..training a nematode to jump over the moon.:D

[milagros317]

... training an ostrich to jump over the moon. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a pelican to jump over the moon.:D

[milagros317]

... training a quail to jump over the moon. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a rhino to jump over the moon.:p

[milagros317]

... training a snake to jump over the moon. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a turkey to jump over the moon.:D :D

[milagros317]

... training an ungulate to jump over the moon. :D

[K-Skate417]

..training a vole to jump over the moon.:D

[milagros317]

... training a walrus to jump over the moon. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a xeroxer to jump over the moon.:D

[milagros317]

... training a yak to jump over the moon. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a zebra to jump over the moon.:D

[milagros317]

... training an aardvark to recite poetry. :D

[K-Skate417]

...training a beetle to recite poetry.:D

[milagros317]

... training a cat to recite poetry. :D