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venray
03-30-2004, 01:25 PM
Visa has now made it easier for us to pay for just about anything..:rolleyes:


http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/4726/visa001uv9.gif

the_Baron
03-30-2004, 02:13 PM
.........and if you're seeing bambi, bring your visa card. because prostitutes are in demand, and they don't accept american express.

visa: everywhere you want to be.

venray
03-30-2004, 04:45 PM
"Priceless" :p

the_Baron
03-30-2004, 05:03 PM
oh no ray - thats gold mastercard.

Moses25
03-30-2004, 05:22 PM
...and bring your Visa, cause this biatch don't take Mastercard. :)

Cheers.:D

HisDivineShadow
03-30-2004, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by the_Baron
visa: everywhere you want to be.

LITERALLY. :blaugh:

milagros317
03-30-2004, 06:17 PM
I hope that card was lubricated. :p

venray
03-30-2004, 06:35 PM
It is NOW!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

HisDivineShadow
03-30-2004, 06:46 PM
Ray, you are a depraved sicko. :blaugh:

milagros317
03-30-2004, 06:49 PM
And that's why we all love him. :D

AphxA
03-30-2004, 06:49 PM
cha ching!!:D

venray
03-30-2004, 09:04 PM
Awwww shucks...who knew my depravity would mean so much to so few...:p

chrisheaven
04-01-2004, 10:36 AM
Originally posted by venray1
Awwww shucks...who knew my depravity would mean so much to so few...:p many people knew this! lol

tommytikl
04-01-2004, 12:19 PM
Talk about earning your bonus points!!! LOL
Too funny!

tommytikl
04-01-2004, 12:22 PM
WAIT!! THAT'S MY CARD!!!

Faramir
04-01-2004, 01:47 PM
ROFLMFAO :D

venray
04-13-2004, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by tommytikl
WAIT!! THAT'S MY CARD!!!

Consider it activated....LOLOL

venray
04-13-2004, 10:39 AM
Bump....so Tommy gets to see the response...LOL

steph
04-13-2004, 03:16 PM
I fell off my chair--that is hysterical!:D

XOXO

venray
04-13-2004, 04:12 PM
See what you miss when they get bumped 5 pages in an hour? Ya gotta look way back to see these gems.....:rolleyes:


Ray

steph
04-13-2004, 09:50 PM
I'm sending one of my own shortly...

XOXO

Psycho
04-13-2004, 10:20 PM
condom: 50 cents
cheap prostitute: $25
expensive prostitute: $500
child support and trying to get that smell out of your Visa card: pricless


Psycho

venray
04-13-2004, 10:21 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

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steph
04-13-2004, 10:21 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

XOXO

Originally posted by Psycho
condom: 50 cents
cheap prostitute: $25
expensive prostitute: $500
child support and trying to get that smell out of your Visa card: pricless


Psycho

milagros317
04-13-2004, 10:42 PM
LMAO:p Good one, Psycho. :D

mgctouch
04-14-2004, 03:45 AM
The following conversation was heard on a street corner in the red light district...

90 YEAR OLD MAN: Hey Baby! How about an hour of fun?

PROSTITUTE: (Sizes him up and says) Old man, you are already through!

90 YEAR OLD MAN: So soon? How much do I owe you?

chrisheaven
04-14-2004, 06:20 AM
:sowrong:

tommytikl
04-14-2004, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by venray1
Consider it activated....LOLOL

LOL, ROFL....

No dear, I have no idea where this
"Beaver's Dam" charge is from...

venray
04-14-2004, 06:48 PM
Glad you got to see it before it drifted away again Tom.

Ray :p :p

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Sadistictickler
04-14-2004, 06:49 PM
hmm, she's got waaaay too much of the US president

shave it I'd say :p

JPie1
04-14-2004, 09:47 PM
you bunch of old sick men!!!

venray
04-14-2004, 10:00 PM
indeed! and you would have it no other way..now stay on TOPIC you!!!!!

LOL

;)

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mgctouch
04-15-2004, 05:51 AM
Originally posted by JPie1
you bunch of old sick men!!!

Hey! I resemble that remark!

tommytikl
04-15-2004, 02:22 PM
I am not old!!
Dear God, I am!!! I am turning 30!!

JPie1
04-15-2004, 08:47 PM
oh....birthday tickles

tommytikl
04-16-2004, 10:30 AM
Yeah really...My B-Day is May 28th...
NEST is May 15th+....Oh boy!! :)

rajee
04-16-2004, 10:34 AM
:D Hilarious! :D

Psycho
04-17-2004, 04:40 PM
LOL did you move the whole thread?

Psycho

Storm_Cat
12-05-2006, 12:03 AM
...and speaking of identity theft......