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milagros317
04-17-2004, 10:09 PM
Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees and still died a virgin?

Her first husband was in Microsoft Training, and kept teaching her how to do it herself.

Her second husband was in Microsoft Sales, and kept telling her how good it was going to be, but never delivered.

And her third husband worked in Microsoft Tech Support, and kept saying "Don't worry, it'll be up any minute now...."
:D

venray
04-18-2004, 11:56 AM
:D :D :D

Psycho
06-09-2004, 06:07 PM
She should have married the whole company then she would have at least got oral sex.

Get it. It sucks.:D

I always though that was an oxymoron. You know Microsoft Works.

Psycho